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Saturday, July 23, 2016

Saturday Laughs

Have a good day and enjoy the Laughs..

😂 😂 😂 I cant stop laffin
Just love this kids
Teacher: How old is your father?
Kid: He is 6 years.
Teacher: What? How is this possible?
Kid: He became father only when I was born.
Logic!! 👌 😳
😂 😂 😂
Children Are Quick and Always Speak Their Minds
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TEACHER: Joseph, go to the map and find North
America .
JOSEPH: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered
America ?
CLASS: Joseph.
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TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing your math
multiplication on the floor?
WALE: You told me to do it without using the tables.
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TEACHER: Adigun , how do you spell 'crocodile?'
ADIGUN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
ADIGUN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I
spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Rebecca , what is the chemical formula for
water?
REBECCA : H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
REBECCA: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Moses, name one important thing we have
today that we didn't have ten years ago.
MOSES: Me!
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TEACHER: Abraham, why do you always get so dirty?
ABRAHAM: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than
you are.
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TEACHER: Hannah , give me a sentence starting with '
I. '
HANNAH: I is...
TEACHER: No, Hannah ...... always say, 'I am.'
HANNAH: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the
alphabet'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped
down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.
Now, Peter , do you know why his father didn't
punish him?
PETER: Because George still had the axe in his
hand......
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TEACHER: Now, Racheal , tell me frankly, do you say
prayers before eating?
RACHAEL : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good
cook.
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TEACHER: Kehinde , your composition on 'My Dog' is
exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?
KEHINDE : No sir, It's the same dog.
(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Femi, what do you call a person who keeps
on talking when people are no longer interested?

FEMI: A teacher

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54 comments:

  1. Patt Eyaba23 July 2016 at 09:32

    Lwkmd

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    1. Unknown23 July 2016 at 11:39

      Lmao
      This is what we call Saturday laugh

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    2. Roseberry23 July 2016 at 12:16

      Lolzzz, had some good laughs

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    3. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 16:04

      Stella you finish work for Saturday laughs today. Thank you.

      SDK no1 stan

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    4. Unknown23 July 2016 at 22:38

      Lolz. The kids respondes to every question is superb. Cnt stop laughing

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  2. Krix23 July 2016 at 09:34

    Aha! Behind every angry woman! Here I am.

    Krix via iPhone 6s Gold!

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  3. Jasmine23 July 2016 at 09:47

    Hahahahahaha! I love the indecent dressing for men. So true

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  4. Unknown23 July 2016 at 09:51

    Are you that lucky????

    U see your life?

    Haha

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  5. IBK OF GOD23 July 2016 at 09:55

    Lmao
    Twitters got no chill at all😂

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  6. Lagos Finest23 July 2016 at 09:57

    OMG... You cracked me up this morning... Love all of dm. Can't stop laughing.... Rotl... Lolz... Lmao!!!

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  7. Moncoeur's behbeh23 July 2016 at 10:02

    I woke up with laughter, pray my day continues and ends with it. Lol

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  8. House of bellabee(IG: @houseofbellabee , WhatsApp 08034205703)23 July 2016 at 10:05

    Funny memes!

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  9. Miss Juliet23 July 2016 at 10:08

    Hahahahahahahahha.....very funny

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  10. Eka Joy23 July 2016 at 10:09

    Laugh got ruined with the last joke.

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  11. Jeni_zee 23 July 2016 at 10:10

    The first one got me lmao

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  12. Ukbliss23 July 2016 at 10:32

    Wow! I laughed tru out, u killed it tanks for making my Saturday. Love u loads

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  13. Mao Akuh (Oriflame)23 July 2016 at 10:52

    What do you call a person who keeps posting 'news' even when people are sleeping.

    A blogger

    I like this kid.

    lol.

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  14. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 10:56

    hahahahahhahhaha, I had a good laugh, mehn Chelsea really needs to play everyday...,.tout, vagabond, hooligan really do stay off the street.... Robert Mugabe is bae

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  15. Miss Ess23 July 2016 at 10:58

    So true, the way to a man's heart is not by any food.

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    1. Unknown23 July 2016 at 14:21

      Lmfao...as in eh,even water some girls cannot serve and d men wud stil leave u 4dem.

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  16. queen hadassah23 July 2016 at 11:21

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂very funny though I've seen most of them on fb

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  17. Chygift23 July 2016 at 11:21

    ST Weldone
    It's really funny

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  18. Chygift23 July 2016 at 11:22

    😂😂😂

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  19. Unknown23 July 2016 at 11:23

    That men indecent dressing is a topic on its own. The the is not funny at all.
    Very disgusting. The way the cap will be showing ehnn.

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  20. Villager23 July 2016 at 11:27

    So funny... For the 1st time I found this post funny.

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  21. Pure Nigerian23 July 2016 at 11:32

    Lmao...most are funny. Stole some already...sue me

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  22. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 11:35

    Oh, he is working it y'all. Guuuurl I see you!

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  23. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 11:38

    Quilsilver help pls or anyone

    Pls is it any type of castor oil I can use to grow my brows or just the Jamaica black castor oil?

    The only one hv seen in the pharmacy is a small clear bottle own for constipation can I use that one to grow my brows pls someone should help am someone that don't really hv brows and even jealous those always waxing theirs off and am tired of drawing eye pencil pls.

    Stella abeg God bless help a sister out by posting.

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    1. Amanda favour24 July 2016 at 00:03

      Yes I use the AYRTON castor oil sold in pharmacies.if u can get the JBCO ,better.

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  24. Nee Diva23 July 2016 at 11:54

    Very funny. But the correct spelling is Foolscap as was written, so what's the joke.

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    1. Anonymous24 July 2016 at 07:52

      My thoughts exactly. The joke's on the person

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  25. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 11:55

    This is my best so far. I laughed all the way. Good job Stella

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  26. Mi Lady23 July 2016 at 12:01

    Same dog..lol

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  27. Brown Sucre23 July 2016 at 12:07

    Hahahahaha

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  28. FINNY aka SWEET TROUBLE 23 July 2016 at 12:36

    see me choking due to serious laugh. who has fuel to be chasing reekado banks. naijarians are so fhucking interesting lmao. am on my dads bed come and beat me like seriously? how can an adult say that? ooh my goodness i had a good laugh. am tearing up sef.

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  29. BIGMAMAP23 July 2016 at 12:44

    Ewooooooooooo! U got me Mrs korks, d guy on his father's bed & d one 91st blocked his mother slap got me harder, bcoz I once held d broom my granny was flogging me wit & she told everyone person she came across for 1week 81st I beat her up.

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  30. LIL HAVANA23 July 2016 at 12:44

    Hahahaha funny memes...........

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  31. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 12:46

    hahaha, I couldn't stop laughing.

    Onitsha fashion designer

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  32. Uriel (Freshdew)23 July 2016 at 13:01

    That Yoga instructor needs a slap, wtf?

    Nice.

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  33. Goddesss of Dawn23 July 2016 at 13:15

    Stella o se ni bi to ti bere
    Ose ni bi to Na de
    A dupe Oni ooh
    Fun ibi to nmu wa Lo!
    Love u to the moon
    And NO
    Am not back yet

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  34. Guineacar23 July 2016 at 13:28

    Nice nice. I didn't get the future and ciara joke doh. Explain pls.

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  35. Starjoy23 July 2016 at 13:42

    Hahahahaha very funny ooo

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  36. Unknown23 July 2016 at 13:52

    Thank you MA for putting smile on my face, the devil wanted to spoil my day by reminding me of how jobless i am with my certificate he almost won but your saturday laugh came and cured it..thanks

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  37. Unknown23 July 2016 at 14:29

    😀 😀 😀 😀 😀 😀

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  38. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 14:36

    Nice one .

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  39. Blossom23 July 2016 at 15:15

    Lol

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  40. Anonymous23 July 2016 at 15:47

    I literally peed on myself. Thanks Stella u just made my saturday

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  41. Unknown23 July 2016 at 16:44

    Stellz they are funny. I really love all of them

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  42. Angela Judy23 July 2016 at 18:24

    Very funny.

    Thank God am back.

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  43. chiiiiiiihshsnsbsbsb23 July 2016 at 18:59

    Wow... I love this... Fun

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  44. Chijay23 July 2016 at 19:28

    Perfect!!!

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  45. FRESH23 July 2016 at 20:26

    Stella I am hanging out & laughing out loud alone.My friends think I am crazy.These jokes are crazy & hilarious!

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