Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: All About Musa...Lol

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Tuesday, 23 August 2016

All About Musa...Lol

Musa why nau?heheehehhehehe





When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yelled @
him, calling him a waste of product
and failure in life".....


One day, Musa's grandma came 2 school 2 check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dumb boy all her life before and advised her 2 withdraw him from school, becos schooling 4
Musa would be a total waste of time and money.


The grandma was shocked @d teacher's comment
She withdrew her grandson from the school and relocated him 2 Maiduguri..


**** 25 years later**** 

The teacher was diagnosed with a deadly ailment.
All the doctors she met advised her 2 do surgery and that its only a
certain doctor in the whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform this procedure) with no alternative, the teacher agreed 2 have the surgery.

. ....Fortunately, It was successful. 

When she woke up some hours after the surgery, she saw a handsome
young doctor smiling down at her. 

She was on artificial respiration from a machine that provides her oxygen.
She wanted 2 thank him but could not speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shock and her face started 2 turn pale; she frantically made attempts to raise her hand and
tell the doctor somethin but couldn't talk. She struggled, she fought-hard but couldn't talk, then she died. 

The young doctor was shocked. He tried 2 find out what went wrong.
Eventually, it was found out that it was Musa (working as a cleaner in the hospital) who had disconnected the teacher oxygen machine 2 connect his phone charger.

Lol
Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me yiu thought Musa became the doctor..... 
If I hear!!!! 

This is not Nollywood Ooooo
forget!!!' I said Musa no know book, period!..
Lol....... 

#copied



102 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Ooohh....hahahaha

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahahahahahahah...

reemah said...

Hahahahahaha. Got me.

Ideato/IlajeBlood~ SDK FIRSTLADY said...

I thought it was Reuben Abati... Scrolls up to read

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Yimu*

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Lolz I thought as much

North Dakota siobhan said...

Lol..
For a moment there, I actually thought musa turned out to be the doctor..
My! So there is no hope for musa..lol

What a story!

Ideato/IlajeBlood~ SDK FIRSTLADY said...

Hehehhehehehhe. Read it somewhere before

SWAG LAFRESH said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Brown Sugar said...

😂😂😂😂 book no be by force naw!

Helen Ojochenemi Salifu said...

Enter your comment...Musa na wa oh

Seriki harjokehade said...

Chei Musa ooooo,too dumb to be human can he just transform himself to rat.

calabar Chick said...

Yes oooo
I actually thot musa became a doctor.lol

Bee10 said...

Musa oh!

SDK Babe (AMAQ COLLECTIONS)..fashion designer at your service..bbm 58DB44B1 said...

Hahahahahaha I thought Musa was the handsome doctor ooo.

Anonymous said...

Hahaha, you caught me there.Musa oooo

Dietitian Nezz! said...

Far back joke...make I laugh small 😞

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahaha,can't stop laughing and i was thinking musa did well for himself.

Daisee.... said...

Lol, I have actually seen the joke before. It got me laughing again though......

stunning slim shady said...

Kikikikiki I too thot Musa was d doctor..thanks for brightening our morning Stella nwunye Korkus I had a good laugh.

cakes by Bella's, Abuja. 58DA8ADF, 07080305132, instagram @cakes_by_bellas ,twitter @CBellaabuja said...

Hahaha, actually thought musa became the doctor.... oh musa

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁

Lateesha Pasteries Ajjah Lagos - 07032392414 said...

Haahaaa, I honestly thought Musa became a Doctor o! Kai!
Because this scene is what's obtainable in our darling Bollywood movies.

Truly Musa no fit sabi book.lol

Who'sThatGirl said...

Lol 25 years later Musa never still receive sense.
Thank God say dem no use Akpos this time

Saint Jeanne said...

Haha 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂😂. I thought Must was the 😷 doctor. The teacher was right after all

rookies said...

Hhahahahaha@ Hollywood. Can't stop laughing.

lovelace said...

OMG, I thought the doc was Musa. My belle ooooo, my fever don leave me small.

khaleesy :: said...

Lmao, u really caught me

DVICTORIOUS EHIS said...

Lol musa the dull student
As an educationist dt I am,(proud of what I do) I really wonder why some children are extremely dull even when they hv all u can think of they can't just measure up academically

Just Glamour said...

Hahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

YES I thought Musa was a Doctor....kwakwakwakwaaa

OluVee said...

Hahahahahahaha. I thought musa finally became the doctor... Musa is dumb indeed!!!

Naya Nuel said...

Lmao!

Anonymous said...

Africa magic

OlaGold (add up 58BF8F56 for 18-24k raw gold dust and bar) said...

😁😁😁😁👏👏👏👏👏 I also thought musa became a doctor.

Jack Brenda said...

Stella this was really funny. I can't stop laughing. Musa bad sha, the height of his dullness finally got him to murder the teacher. Kwakwakwakwakwa hehehehehehehehe

dee said...

Enter your comment...yayyyyypa!

Precious Bilabou said...

I actually thought Musa was the doctor, Musa the olodorabata.

Mrs I said...

Hahahaha! I honestly thot Musa became a doctor o. lolz nice one

Anonymous said...

What is the meaning of this? this must be a very expensive joke abi.musa for life I salute you biko

Pipi Lee said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha....this is not African Magic indeed.

Adetutu Babatunde-Edward said...

Stale

Chynaza said...

Lmao. I thought he was the doctor as well

kuins' Cakes N More, Abuja.08077010809 said...

Hahahahahahahah....Musa is still dumb.

Olori Ayeni said...

very funny

Ehlarh said...

Lmao I thought Musa became the doctor.

XOXO MYSTERY said...

Hahahahahhahaha
Anytime, i come across this joke, i will just start laughing.


KING XOXO MYSTERY

Heefeh said...

This really got me that I needed to comment... Lmao

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

😂😂😂😂😂😂. #dead

Mama Afrika said...

Lmao! I knew it. . . Ndi aboki na nzuzu. Hehehehe

Miss Wande said...

Stella what is dis na?

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

Lol,read this joke so many times. I died of laughter the first time I read it.Musa,beht why???

IJAY said...

Hhahahhahahahaj, seriously I think say na mus be doctor ohhh, nice one

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...hahahahahahah

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Adadioramma said...

Chai, Musa but why?

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Omoge Manchester said...

Lmao

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Tetrina said...

Hahahahaha..my tummy!!

PWEETY FAITH said...

Lol dis got me rolling on the floor

QUEEN AMY Loves Sisi Eko and Stella Asemota said...

Lol una no well

Imoh Sandra said...

ah,i thought you were going to say Musa was the medical doctor,just as the teacher predicted,the Musa guy remained useless lol,words are very powerful.

Nwa Enugu said...

hahahahaha and I was smiling and saying to my self "you don't determine the future of a person because of their inadequacy today" Musa why? lol

SteffySoFynSoFly said...

Hahahahahahahah i had a good laugh.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hahahaha them no sewious.....He finally finished the teacher that condemned him as useless.

omoladun said...

Lmao....i tot it was one of those "you dont know tomorrow" story. Nice one

linda adaeze said...

Inukwa educationist,sounds posh lol.Teacher is the common word anyway

onyinye Quincy said...

Musa d itimpataka,itibolibo,itiakwu.He shud be arrested asap.

IVORY said...

Kai! For a minute, I thought there was hope for musa. The teacher was right afterall

Blossom said...

I though Musa became the Doctor. Lol.

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahaha

New Eve said...

You handle those ones with special care...
There is no dull child we just have very impatient teachers..

If I can, I'll love to open a school for those the world has tagged "Dull"..

Cynhams Cakes & Pastries, Abuja. Home delivery. said...

Lol. Musa kpele.

Becky's Diary said...

Hahahahahahahaha very funny

Anonymous said...

Lol, I thought as much, full of suspense

ONYI WAS HERE

Fermosky de Lotis said...

lol..i actually thought Musa became the Doctor.

ololade Salaudeen said...

lol Stella you got me there!

Syndy said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha Stellz!

Inabeto said...

Lmfao!!!! Musa can never know book. I like the turn this sorry had. Lol. We need more creative jokes

LAS GidDY said...

Stale & dry

Barr. Oma said...

U've read this before but still smiled @ the end.

Barr. Oma said...

I've read this before but still smiled @ the end.

spicy dobis said...

Lmao...

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Lwkmd.... I didn't see that coming. Well done Stella sweetie. U sabi spice up your blog no be small. I raise yansh for u
*God bless my Angel in human form*

Stella maris Baby said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

lol

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Educationist that uses shorthand to write??

Adanne said...

Yet you though it was abati

Sweet Pat said...

I love it..

HOUSE OF LAWOF said...

Kikikikikikikikiki

Oron babe said...

Thanks for making my day, hehehehhe

Precious Ibik said...

Lmao! Musa sef

perfect God said...

Musa and the teacher

Chijay said...

Hahaha hahaha

Anonymous said...

Every one seems to be missing the point.... The teacher is the dumb one and ended up killing herself. As a teacher she should have helped Musa in becoming a better person rather than write him off. We all need a second chance. Never write off anyone cause that mistake might just come back to hunt you in a costly way.

sisi eko said...

Eheheheh poor Musa

Another angle to this is that, if the teacher hadn't given up on Musa earlier on in life, perhaps he would have turned out better off.. and wouldn't be the reason the teacher died later in life. Just maybe.. Loll

Miss A! said...

Sisi Eko, you know book!

Anonymous said...

You are not an "educationist" as you claim to be. I can tell that you are not passionate about what you do,if you were,you would never refer to a person as dull let alone a child. Do you know some people have learning challenges or difficulties but with the right amount of help or intervention they measure up with others. You better stop been an "educationist" before you ruin someone's child with the kind of attitude you have. If you don't have biological children yet,you would definitely have them one day.

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