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Tuesday, September 06, 2016

Joro Olumofin Profiles How To Identify A Husband Material

After Writing How to identify a wife material,Psychologist Adejoro Olumofin also came up with how to identify a Husband material..referred to henceforth as HM





1⃣Any guy who has suggested at least Church or Bible study date is a HM

2⃣ Any guy whose whatsapp doesn't show blue tick when a message comes in is not a HM


3⃣Any guy who crashes weddings or attends too many weddings is not a HM


4⃣ If he runs after instagram celebs, plastics girls with 25 inch Brazilian hair, 4 inch nails who have "berry,cherry,Barbie,Velvet,doll" as their IG name hes not a HM


5⃣ If he leaves his phone open, no password or locks, he's a HM


6⃣Any guy who shares an apartment with more than 2 other guys is not a HM


7⃣ Any guy who his phone is constantly on silent 24/7. No ringer or vibration is not HM


9⃣ If he doesn't have a 9-5 job or a defined job but calls himself a CEO he's not HM


  10- Any guy who has untidy / dirty beard is not a HM


1⃣1⃣ Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM


1⃣2⃣ He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain


1⃣3⃣ If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM


1⃣4⃣ If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he's a HM


1⃣5⃣  If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not a HM


1⃣6⃣ If he can't knot a tie or owns at least 5 suits he's not a HM


1⃣7⃣ If he has more than 6 bank accounts he's not a HM


1⃣8⃣ If he doesn't condone unplanned visit to his place he's not HM


1⃣9⃣ If he has been to moremi hall, Redeemers or Babcock University more than 5 times this year he's not a HM


2⃣0⃣ Any guy who is owing night clubs money or borrows car, tooth brush is not HM


2⃣1⃣ If he's willing to father a single mothers child and marry her he's a HM


2⃣2⃣ If he hides you from his friends, family, Pastor he's not a HM


2⃣3⃣If he always has a table at the club every Friday he's not HM


2⃣4⃣ If he likes or comments on more than 15 ladies picture per day on IG he's not HM


2⃣5⃣If he asks you to borrow him less than 20k he's not HM


2⃣6⃣ If he takes you to the cinema and doesn't buy ordinary pop corn he's not HM


2⃣7⃣Any guy who doesn't have a single Christian song on his phone is not HM


2⃣8⃣ If he talks negatively about his ex he's not a HM


2⃣9⃣ If he's above 35 and has not committed he's a chronic player not a HM


Do you agree?
#DoktorMofin

Culled: His IG Page


LOL...Adejoro!!!


96 comments:

  1. That also means that he's not a HM. Because his body count should be way more than 100.

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    1. And he chronic wedding attendant

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    2. Plus he has shabby/unkempt dirty beard.

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    3. On leaves his fone open no password... If any girl is waiting for a guy to leave his fone open for her, her name is sorry and she just marry herself.

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    4. Plus he crashes weddings...lol

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    5. All the negatives totally describes him . He's no hm rara. BTW, I'm wa8ting for the miss perfecta he will. marry

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    6. He attends too much wedding and crashes weddings

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    7. Anon 17:25, mine leaves his phone open. His phone doesn't have password even when he locks his phone, he tells me the password. There are good and bad guys same with ladies.

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    8. If he has more than 2 baby mamas?! Wtf! He shouldn't have no baby mama at all. Like hell to the No.

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    9. No 28 definetely. Any guy wen talj bad about im ex or baby mother is definitely not a keeper....ladies run far fron dat guy

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    10. Why not no baby mama @ all?. A guy with a babymama is not a HM.

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    11. Don't judge just accept the message and leave the messenger

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    1. Forget.....Joro is just playing with this...cos he is all shades of everything....

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  3. Hehehehe
    My beautiful boy Joro at it again.

    This is so on point.

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  4. Not interested. abeg he should go and rest jare

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  5. Of course not... 5 body counts (At what age?), not more than 2 baby mamas, silent phone (what if his job demands this?like a doctor?). Suffice is to say I disagree on most and I am not even a guy to start with.

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    1. The post has a heavy dose of sarcasm. However, some of the points are valid.

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  6. End time dirty beared wedding crasher.

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    1. Exactly! That's Joro
      3) Wedding crasher
      10) Dirty beard

      So Mr Joro, you ain't husband material either! Mcheww

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    2. Guy wey insult that Gbemi girl ; pussy this and that. Go and marry this and that. Smelling punani this and that, come here dry advise us. Alabosi oshi.

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  7. I know that he's doing this just for jokes but number 8 about exes is apt!

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  8. Lol@3,4,10,13,15,
    24 must be Jamisi,instagram troll.
    Lol@25,26.

    When i said he posted the first one for fun ppl didnt believe,they were busy insulting him.
    Ogbeni I love your style. Yoruba man with swag.

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  9. Good! SDK male SnM guys should read this with UNDERSTANDING!!!

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  10. Lwkmd!

    Please, Joro, how do you reconcile suggesting Bible study / church dates and sexual rounds in a relationship? Is someone who is a practising Christian, supposed to indulge in the latter, not to talk of seven rounds?

    The above negates your HM 'tips', in my opinion.

    I'm waiting to hear you say that these two lists, are satirical pieces. They are ridiculous ah!!

    #WhiteDiamondOut

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    1. Bae, you hit the nail on the head with your last statement cos' this is merely a satire
      He can't possibly be serious about this list or the previous one. He's just be comical and yes I had a good laugh when I read this.

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    2. You too dey speak nonsense English, park well.

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    3. Morgana dear, I'm not sure you laughed more than I did. I thought that the first one was funny, only to see this. * smh *

      #WhiteDiamondOut

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    4. White DiamondπŸ‘πŸ‘

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  11. hahahshahsahah this guy is super cray. so he is a Bv?
    1⃣1⃣ Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM

    1⃣2⃣ He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain

    1⃣3⃣ If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM

    1⃣4⃣ If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he's a HM

    1⃣5⃣ If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not a HM
    1⃣1⃣ Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM

    1⃣2⃣ He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain

    1⃣3⃣ If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM

    1⃣4⃣ If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he's a HM

    1⃣5⃣ If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not a HM
    1⃣1⃣ Any guy that has less than 5 body counts is a HM

    1⃣2⃣ He must know how to make at least indomie, Rice, yam, stew and plantain

    1⃣3⃣ If he has more than 2 Baby mamas he's not HM

    1⃣4⃣ If he gives you his atm card , cheque book freely he's a HM

    1⃣5⃣ If he can not go more than 7 rounds in one day he's definitely not a HM
    number 15 got me rolling on the floor, where is james come and see your brother.
    this na really yeye list sha

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    1. Jizzz !!!!!!u don't need to repeat d epistle. Just mentioning d number would have sufficed.

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    2. But did you actually copy this trash all over again ?? Seriously ? Is your Yoruba name Dullapo ? Smh ?

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  12. The fact that people still follow this guy makes me think majority of Nigerians have low IQ. He called Gbemi an ugly black pig with cobwebs in her vagina and walks around calling himself a relationship counsellor. PhD in view my ass. Where is he running this PhD programme? Very local something.

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    1. Very sane comment

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    2. Please dont be hating. He runs his PhD on blogs. Is a life long course. He is a good student. As you can see he is always on class.

      Please, dont be hating.

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  13. Joro,you no serious o....that means you no be husband material yourself.

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  14. Next....
    How to know a good child material

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  15. Lol.....then,I should go look for 100 yards of husband material πŸƒπŸΌπŸƒπŸΌ

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  16. The writer is not husband material...just look at those beards. They'll accumulate dust and bacteria.

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  17. Joro pls next time write on how to identify a man who can gbensh.

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  18. I cannot tolerant any guy that ask to borrow my car or borrow any amount from. What happened to your friends? It is them that you should be asking favours from.

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    1. πŸ”« after u na still u πŸš‘
      'i cannot tolerant...'

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    2. Mgbeke
      You should sell your car and employ the services of a good English Teacher...

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    3. O chim o, no body should 'tolerant' your English. You are the people I pray I never meet on the road when lost. Suddenly you will find yourself crossing the border to Enugu from Mile 2. Just be signing with your hands, inugo.

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  19. This dude is a bloody hypocrite, has he forgotten that he and his brother are wedding crashers? They're at every wedding and would even invite themselves if you don't invite them. He's always liking different babes pictures on IG and i know for a fact that he has a girlfriend but has refused to show her off cos he doesn't want to loose fan on IG, what a hypocrite, even he is not a husband material i hope nobody takes this bs to heart, all he cares about is fame. Mshwwww fake boy

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    1. Life is not this serious. Joro is just somewhere laughing at you

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  20. from all of this, Joro himself is not a husband material, he was saying on his snap that he needs a wife that can make him banga and starch LMAO olodo

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  21. This guy may have bad attitude but he made a lot of sense at least 8/10,a lot if girls will still fall victims of the wrong
    guy even after reading this,the guy knows what he is saying,how can you marry a man who doesn't let you touch his phone and has multiple baby mamas etc and you expect him to be faithful. Even what he said about wife material is true.

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  22. So how many of this should one have to be a husband material?
    I get 24 πŸ˜†

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  23. Oh wow, I don't have more than two body counts, i used to think I'm a LEGBERE, perhaps I'm a HM. Lol.. Joro is you don Kolo.. Funny dude.

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  24. This guy is not serious. Lol@ no 15.

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  25. no time to check time, biko pack well.

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  26. This nonsense guy that wants to stay relevant by all means, and please Oga you are not a psychologist, we are reserved people so please take few seconds off social media and ask your mum what you really are

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  27. Dude is using us catch his trips.. pple with zero sense of humour will actually take this seriously... Lmao

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    1. Yeah, I wish understood the depth of sarcasm. πŸ˜‚

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  28. JORO has come again. His body count is "uncountable"

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  29. 7 rounds in a day? I am a husband material then

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  30. This guy should just rest at once..he doesn't even know the qualities of a husband material..mtcwwwwwm.

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  31. LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #3 Joro you are not Husband Material! #3 fits you like a glove.

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  32. #28, talks chronically whether good or bad about his ex ... Red Flag! Definitely not husband material to me. He needs to get over the ex first b4 plunging into another relationship with a clean plate.

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  33. Please can someone explain 19?
    ...if he's been to Moremi Hall, Redeemers University or Babcock University more than 5 times this year....

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    1. Lool this places/ school are where you can find ladiez easily for a moment out

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  34. Funny guy..his beard though...

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  35. I just love this guy's sense of humor. Some bvs will take this to heart.lol

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  36. This guy is crazy...hehehe...his girlfrnd will need to hav a good sense of humor to deal with him...

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  37. No need to read.im training my son to be a good husband to a wonderful woman.

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  38. Am familiar with no.5 thou! anyways story for another day jare

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