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Friday, September 16, 2016

Laugh Out Loud





Have a good laugh whilst I.......

BE RIGHT BACK





112 comments:

  1. Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

    Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
    In Queen's voice

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    1. The dey I lost N1k, see searching, well I suspected the Keke man but he denied.

      Hahahahhahahahah e no easy o

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  2. Lol, d day I misplaced 1000 naira eh? I nearly fainted

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    1. hehehehe... gaskiya fa

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  4. Stella....While you cream and cookies abI? Issorai

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  5. Hahahahahaha.... On point
    *God bless my Angel in human form*

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  6. Lol.
    Someone's chest will just be doing gbim gbim.

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  7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  8. Lolzzz

    Mrs Stella, oya come back. we've finished laughing.

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  9. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. Loosing money in this buharian time can give someone heart attack o

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  10. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha. My own sef Na fifty naira, and i was so sure i left it in my bag yesterday night. Hmmmmmmmm. "chuckling".

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  11. You've posted this in one of the Weekend laughs

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    1. And so ???

      You dey keep your laughter for travelling bag, or you wan use am sell puff puff ?

      So if I laffed on Monday, I cant laugh on Thursday ?

      Abeg Negative Nelly, swerve.

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    2. Epic reply anon.

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  12. ������
    πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  13. Hahahaha i can relate with that. Not easy to be remain a poor man.

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  14. Memo to Eka Joy, I guess.

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    1. U are so on point, hahahaha

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    2. Correct anonymous. πŸ‘Œ

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  15. This recession should just end anytime soon oh lord I pray

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  16. Time hard!you need to find that 200

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  17. Hahahahaha I can so relate to this especially if its your last card sef. Ulcer go just catch you for nothing.




    *hangs leg on the window*

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  18. Lol..
    In these buhari times, every kobo counts!

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  19. Lmao, I can relate to that, may god help me

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  20. Every spirit of poverty Holy ghosttttttttttt?

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  21. That's sooo me!
    Abeg can't come and lose money anyhow this period.

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  22. Na economy hard reach that level

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  23. πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ @ my chest is doing me somehow

    Chai

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  24. For dis buharia time? Abeg dey find am oo

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  25. As in ehn........ I just 4got my #30 change somewhr and I almost cried. Times are hard in #Chinwete Agu's voice.

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  26. he may still have some good billions in his bank account,our levels are different Mrs Korkus.
    Alarm dey tear people this time around is not even funny,i can feel it self,may God help us all,Lord answer my call.

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  27. he may still have some good billions in his bank account,our levels are different Mrs Korkus.
    Alarm dey tear people this time around is not even funny,i can feel it self,may God help us all,Lord answer my call.

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  28. Kwakwakwa!!
    OMG! This had me in stitches.
    It's well

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  29. he may still have some good billions in his bank account,our levels are different Mrs Korkus.
    Alarm dey tear people this time around is not even funny,i can feel it self,may God help us all,Lord answer my call.

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  30. he may still have some good billions in his bank account,our levels are different Mrs Korkus.
    Alarm dey tear people this time around is not even funny,i can feel it self,may God help us all,Lord answer my call.

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    1. Oh chi mo... She don come again

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    2. Oversabi. Ofcourse,he has. Who said he is broke?

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  31. @stella let me finish it for you whilst I go find some cookies and cream.

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  32. God bless dangote, he is one of the best indigenous company to work with right now, while others are downsizing, he's busy promoting and increasing his staff salary

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  33. Lolz,is everywere oh,anytime I remember my lost money ,my heart will just skip,not our fault o,just economic crisis .

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  34. Hahahahahah nor let me laugh go slap mopol

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  35. Hahahahahah nor let me laugh go slap mopol. Me I don't know how my heart is doing me each time I remember have not yet gotten financial help to start up the little business I so desire.

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    1. Shut up abeg,must it always be about you

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    2. This white berry of a girl, why are you so shameless, don't you have an atom of self respect left in you, must you grab every little opportunity for your coded begging? Please, do something about your self-esteem before you lose it completely. I mean this attitude of yours is very irritating, shey na you poor pass? Mtchewwww!

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  36. Who is Dangote?
    Is it a name of cement??

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    1. Name of sugar,salt....household name. You good? Or you want to know if it's a verb?

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  37. This post just made me decode something. I have been seeing people here write lmoa and I never knew what it means and I have been ashamed to ask. So as I was reading this post I overheard my neighbour's daughter talking in low tones to her friend. I cocked my ear and what I heard was and I quote ' inukwam ila nsi. Negudu okey isi ka mbia olaam, okay, okey ngwa laaamoo. Then it hit me that all this while what I have been seeing on sdkb without knowing is laaamooo, kai ignorance no voodoo. Thanks for this post.

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    1. Biko dont disgrace ursef further. It mean ' laughing my ass out' inukwa?

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    2. Hian! Do you mean LMAO? Pls it means "laughing my ass off"

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    3. You be mumu raised to power 10 oh.

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    4. πŸ˜―πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜žbros are you ok? What fuckery did you just write? You can open SDK but you can't open google to find out the meaning of something?

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  38. Headache comes in sizes, your size determines the level of headache you will have.

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  39. This post just made me decode something. I have been seeing people here write lmoa and I never knew what it means and I have been ashamed to ask. So as I was reading this post I overheard my neighbour's daughter talking in low tones to her friend. I cocked my ear and what I heard was and I quote ' inukwam ila nsi. Negudu okey isi ka mbia olaam, okay, okey ngwa laaamoo. Then it hit me that all this while what I have been seeing on sdkb without knowing is laaamooo, kai ignorance no voodoo. Thanks for this post.

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  40. HaHaHaaHa pls ur Heart should do u sumhow biko for this critical nigeria

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  41. LMAO@ Doing me somehow.
    Ona Eme Contrict?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  42. Hahahahahahaha meeeeehn that's my sister up there, her money no dey loss o,e do mistake lost sef everybody for house go know.lol

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  43. Lmaoo@my heart is doing me somehow. Love me some 9ja!

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  44. Hahahahahahahaha levels pass levels na.

    Stella hen! hen! I guess you have gone for your cream and cookies with your BRB

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  45. Poverty na BASTARD!!!

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  46. Lol,all fingers re not equal jare

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  47. LπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜„πŸ˜„L, 200 naira na big mony for Dz buhari period oo

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  48. Finally I am able to comment know this blog.Love you Aunty Stella. chop kiss

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  49. Hahahahahahhaa....... Poverty is bad oooo

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  50. Kai, this bad meeen. Na economic recession cause all this kain talk O. Lolol


    Are you a lover of corned beef, hamburgers, hotdogs and sausages? Becareful, latest WHO report shows that consumption of processed meat is dangerous and do cause cancer

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  51. Hahahaha the worst is when you're holding the money in your left hand, yet busy looking for it everywhere until someone calls your attention to the money in your hand. Hehehe when person no mad.

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  52. Oh my goodness,it's funny bt that's a reality.it's well with nigeria

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  53. Oh my goodness,it's funny bt that's a reality.it's well with nigeria

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  54. Hahahaha, not this buharized time biko

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