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Wednesday, September 14, 2016

Laugh Out Loud..Hehehehe





How much is a bag of Rice X 500k?



84 comments:

  1. Hahaha when i opened facebook to check on Chinyere as my amebo atenna long reach, i saw it on my page. Very funny.

    What rice will cause in this Nija our obodo country ehe eh. Buhari weldone ooo for the change you gave to your gullible people.

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  2. General Wife how much did you buy your own. Those that have bought help us with the price if it is up to N500,000. una thank you

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    1. I8k for stalion and 19k for one mama stuff.

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    2. What!! for ordinary rice kwa?
      Linda Nnem,is it for all brands of rice or for particular brands?

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  3. Haha.
    A girl asked me 'hey, what's up?

    I replied; if i tell you, will you sit on it?

    She's angry with me right now. I don't know why.

    #I'm only responsible for what I say and not for what you understand.

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  4. Lol!
    I heard its 18k now...sigh!

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  5. Omo, true talk. But na only 25 bags of rice e fit buy o. How dem go share am? Per derica? Change should quickly go make we have our Nigeria back.

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  6. If someone is able to bring out 500k this period and buy iphone7 then which destiny is his village ppl hold? Abeg his destiny is intact

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    1. I'm telling u!
      Which yeye destiny dem tie

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    2. Abi o...dem no hold any destiny joor...
      Krishi is back...i begged for office wears and shoes, nd bvs abused nd shame me. Na the shame make me runaway since...but am back nd shameless. I still dey beg for office shoes nd wears o. Size 8 nd 37 respectively...*tongue out*

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    3. Anon your head dey there. Your brain complete gaan.

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    4. You are so right...his destiny dì intact.

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  7. Nobody dey hold ur destiny If you can afford 500k for iPhone or bags of rice
    Person wey dem hold him destiny no dey even get money iPhone7 casing

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    1. @Ibukunoluwa,Are u same as the anon 14:40

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    2. @Ehlarh no I'm not
      I don't comment with anonymous ID except its on anonymous night post

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    3. @ Ibukun

      Busted

      Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

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  8. May God help us. I heard is 24th in onitsha and 18th in Abj don't know of other places.

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    1. Which one be 24th and 18th again...mgbeke

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    2. This comment make me lol....

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    3. "Th" my own abrevation for thousand.

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    4. Just say 18k. Easier than typing 18th....mgbeke

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  9. Hahahahahahahahaha.......hohohohohoho! Not only just buying the rice nd send it to the village, mk d pesn also kabash on the rice oo through Christ our lord Amen. Lol

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    1. Lmao see painment. Go and tell them to release you oh,no be me do you. Stu-pid!

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  11. Yes o.. message for the iphone 7 buyers or better still invest it into someone's life

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    1. U are beginning to annoy with Ur beggy ish

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    2. Invest wetin? Na me and person follow come life?

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  12. 26 bags at 19000

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  13. Or they will further tighten your destiny thinking you are still chopping money as you can afford 22 bags of rice

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    1. Lol, true. Enemies of progress are real. They will just be sad u could afford the rice in the first place

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  14. 22k for a bag of rice. Rather than spending that on a phone, give to the needy on sdk.

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  15. Abegi this is Africa ooo. They fit carry the rice go do juju against you

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  16. Hahhahahaha. Wetin happen to Nokia 3310

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  17. Please who will gift me with a half bag of rice, my family and I are finding it difficult feeding. Please I seriously need it

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    1. Any little meme na to dey beg tufiakwa!!!!

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    2. HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa @ your response La'creamie.
      There's hunger in the Land oo.

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  18. If I have 500k for I-phone 7, na photocopy dey hold

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  19. True that!!
    If to say money dey, person needs to buy this rice and keep now before December! Cos that shit will be very expensive by then o
    God help your children

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  20. If you can afford 500k phone then your villagers haf forgotten about you. Buying them the rice will make them remember your name 😅

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  21. Na waooo for this rice issue,last week I helped some one get 5 bags from cotonue to east@15500ngn

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    1. Lucille, come help me too. I dey Lagos sha o.

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  22. As at today rice is 24thousand a bag in Akwa Ibom state.

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  23. Do people still farm in Nigeria? In the past, a lot of people who live/stay in the city used to have farming lands in rural areas and some in their villages. During the holidays, they go to till the lands depending on the season.

    There was less hunger, even those who had no houses of their own had farming lands.
    What is going on in Nigeria? Is it because of over civilization or what? Or everyone like to consume poisonous imported food.

    Anyways, who so ever that can acquire a new model of phone that cost 500,000 Naira does not have any problem from his or her village people.

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    1. Ah! Mrs Ro, your head dey there gaan. Westernization af finish us. No be even say we dey lack farm lands ni. I remember back then my parents travel to the village to plant wen it's planting season and to harvest wen it's harvest season. My elder sisters followed this footstep(their husbands land) bt my elder brothers nko? Story for the gods! They are looking for fast money. Dey match go NDDC upandan like say na dia papa house. Say dem Dey find wetin ni? Our lands cannot till itself na! Rice wey we get brekete for here, some people say na d one dem import dem must chop... oya naw!

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    2. Hahahahahaha Esther u cracked me up with the story of ya elder brothers 😂
      Hahahahahaha @ dey March go NNDC upandan like say Na their papa house😂😂😂😂😂😂

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  24. @SDK It's 500k ÷ by amt of bag of rice to know how many bags one can buy or Amt of bag of rice X 22bags to know total amount it will be. Not the way u stated it

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  25. But I bought the small grain at 15,500 in abeokuta last week

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  26. Stella, maths is not your strong suit o.
    Chai. Hope you don't help your kids with math assignments.

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    1. Lol! Una no go kill me for this blog

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  27. No strength to type abeg because of hunger. What kind of change is this?

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  28. Some peeps will still buy it, no be Naija and show off again?

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  29. I made a mistake fine but even if i no sabi maths,which i have been saying since,na who e epp?sebi na me dey count my money by myself? 0+20=20
    20+0=200 hahahahahahaahahahahahahhaah

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    1. Lol.....u funny tor!

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    2. Stella olodo rabata oju eja lomo ounje

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    3. Stella u don kolo.. lol.. 1000+0=10000

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    4. Madam Stell n clap back
      You n Billionaire's wife I no no who clap back pass

      Kikikikikikikikkikikikiikkkiki

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  30. 😂 hahahahaha

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  31. lol, james i missed everything abt u, enough of the hiding already i can't take it any longer. lol



    #Enter your comment...

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  32. Oh! My God I can't stop laughing

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