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Wednesday, 14 September 2016

Laugh Out Loud..Hehehehe





How much is a bag of Rice X 500k?



84 comments:

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hehehehehehheh

Loveme Jeje said...

Hahaha when i opened facebook to check on Chinyere as my amebo atenna long reach, i saw it on my page. Very funny.

What rice will cause in this Nija our obodo country ehe eh. Buhari weldone ooo for the change you gave to your gullible people.

Loveme Jeje said...

General Wife how much did you buy your own. Those that have bought help us with the price if it is up to N500,000. una thank you

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

I agree

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Or use it n buy a land in ikorodu

Alhaji School Life said...

Haha.
A girl asked me 'hey, what's up?

I replied; if i tell you, will you sit on it?

She's angry with me right now. I don't know why.

#I'm only responsible for what I say and not for what you understand.

Bell Jacks said...

Loooool!

calabar Chick said...

Lol!
I heard its 18k now...sigh!

Adadioramma said...

Omo, true talk. But na only 25 bags of rice e fit buy o. How dem go share am? Per derica? Change should quickly go make we have our Nigeria back.

Anonymous said...

If someone is able to bring out 500k this period and buy iphone7 then which destiny is his village ppl hold? Abeg his destiny is intact

Ibukunoluwa said...

Nobody dey hold ur destiny If you can afford 500k for iPhone or bags of rice
Person wey dem hold him destiny no dey even get money iPhone7 casing

Tush baby said...

May God help us. I heard is 24th in onitsha and 18th in Abj don't know of other places.

Husky said...

Hahahahahahahahaha.......hohohohohoho! Not only just buying the rice nd send it to the village, mk d pesn also kabash on the rice oo through Christ our lord Amen. Lol

Shantelle's Empire said...

Lmao

white Berry said...

Yes o.. message for the iphone 7 buyers or better still invest it into someone's life

Anonymous said...

26 bags at 19000

sugar baby said...

Hahahahaha that's true

Tuscany said...

Or they will further tighten your destiny thinking you are still chopping money as you can afford 22 bags of rice

obetoh said...

22k for a bag of rice. Rather than spending that on a phone, give to the needy on sdk.

Anonymous said...

Abegi this is Africa ooo. They fit carry the rice go do juju against you

Ebony Ama said...

Hahhahahaha. Wetin happen to Nokia 3310

fumi said...

Please who will gift me with a half bag of rice, my family and I are finding it difficult feeding. Please I seriously need it

Falcon said...

If I have 500k for I-phone 7, na photocopy dey hold

Becky Divine said...

True that!!
If to say money dey, person needs to buy this rice and keep now before December! Cos that shit will be very expensive by then o
God help your children

Fuck you said...

Which one be 24th and 18th again...mgbeke

Ralu M said...

If you can afford 500k phone then your villagers haf forgotten about you. Buying them the rice will make them remember your name 😅

IJAY said...

Lol

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Na waooo for this rice issue,last week I helped some one get 5 bags from cotonue to east@15500ngn

Ehlarh said...

@Ibukunoluwa,Are u same as the anon 14:40

La'creamie said...

Ide how far na

La'creamie said...

This comment make me lol....

La'creamie said...

Any little meme na to dey beg tufiakwa!!!!

Tush baby said...

"Th" my own abrevation for thousand.

Ibukunoluwa said...

I'm telling u!
Which yeye destiny dem tie

Ibukunoluwa said...

@Ehlarh no I'm not
I don't comment with anonymous ID except its on anonymous night post

stunning slim shady said...

Who iphone epp abeg?

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Rice is between 24-26k...

Anonymous said...

As at today rice is 24thousand a bag in Akwa Ibom state.

Mrs. Romas said...

Do people still farm in Nigeria? In the past, a lot of people who live/stay in the city used to have farming lands in rural areas and some in their villages. During the holidays, they go to till the lands depending on the season.

There was less hunger, even those who had no houses of their own had farming lands.
What is going on in Nigeria? Is it because of over civilization or what? Or everyone like to consume poisonous imported food.

Anyways, who so ever that can acquire a new model of phone that cost 500,000 Naira does not have any problem from his or her village people.

Anonymous said...

@SDK It's 500k ÷ by amt of bag of rice to know how many bags one can buy or Amt of bag of rice X 22bags to know total amount it will be. Not the way u stated it

Ruth Chuks said...

Lol..

Alabi Ganiyat said...

True talk o...

Anonymous said...

But I bought the small grain at 15,500 in abeokuta last week

stephan said...

I8k for stalion and 19k for one mama stuff.

christiana madumere said...

Maths teacher she haff hear.

Umbrella Hats for sale at Wholesale Prices. said...

Lol

Krishina said...

Abi o...dem no hold any destiny joor...
Krishi is back...i begged for office wears and shoes, nd bvs abused nd shame me. Na the shame make me runaway since...but am back nd shameless. I still dey beg for office shoes nd wears o. Size 8 nd 37 respectively...*tongue out*

ify onyekwelu said...

HaaahaaahaaahaaaHaaahaaahaaahaaa @ your response La'creamie.
There's hunger in the Land oo.

Brown Sucre said...

Hahahahahahaha,funny.

Gbogbo bigz girlz said...

Lucille, come help me too. I dey Lagos sha o.

Gbogbo bigz girlz said...

Stella, maths is not your strong suit o.
Chai. Hope you don't help your kids with math assignments.

preen said...

No strength to type abeg because of hunger. What kind of change is this?

beeolah said...

Rice palaver,lol

fashion police said...

Chai.

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol

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Lol, true. Enemies of progress are real. They will just be sad u could afford the rice in the first place

Mao Akuh said...

Some peeps will still buy it, no be Naija and show off again?

Mosi Jubelo said...

Lol

Roseflower said...

What!! for ordinary rice kwa?
Linda Nnem,is it for all brands of rice or for particular brands?

Lemonade said...

😂😂

stella dimokokorkus said...

I made a mistake fine but even if i no sabi maths,which i have been saying since,na who e epp?sebi na me dey count my money by myself? 0+20=20
20+0=200 hahahahahahaahahahahahahhaah

Starjoy said...

😂 hahahahaha

Hajjia said...

Lol.....u funny tor!

Anonymous said...

Just say 18k. Easier than typing 18th....mgbeke

Anonymous said...

Lol! Una no go kill me for this blog

Anonymous said...

Stella olodo rabata oju eja lomo ounje

C'est La Vie said...

Anon your head dey there. Your brain complete gaan.

Cat Woman said...

Lol! Funny woman

tecki said...

Stella u don kolo.. lol.. 1000+0=10000

Anonymous said...

U are beginning to annoy with Ur beggy ish

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

LA honey creamie. Am fine love.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Clap back boss

Goddesss of Dawn said...

Pervert!

Anonymous said...

Ode

Jasmine said...

Invest wetin? Na me and person follow come life?

Lilly simple said...

@ Ibukun

Busted

Kwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Lilly simple said...

Madam Stell n clap back
You n Billionaire's wife I no no who clap back pass

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Cissy said...

Lmao...

Desperate chick said...

lol, james i missed everything abt u, enough of the hiding already i can't take it any longer. lol



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Shantelle's Empire said...

Lmao see painment. Go and tell them to release you oh,no be me do you. Stu-pid!

Bliss Luv said...

Oh! My God I can't stop laughing

Esther amaka said...

Ah! Mrs Ro, your head dey there gaan. Westernization af finish us. No be even say we dey lack farm lands ni. I remember back then my parents travel to the village to plant wen it's planting season and to harvest wen it's harvest season. My elder sisters followed this footstep(their husbands land) bt my elder brothers nko? Story for the gods! They are looking for fast money. Dey match go NDDC upandan like say na dia papa house. Say dem Dey find wetin ni? Our lands cannot till itself na! Rice wey we get brekete for here, some people say na d one dem import dem must chop... oya naw!

De Unbreakable said...

You are so right...his destiny dì intact.

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahahaha Esther u cracked me up with the story of ya elder brothers 😂
Hahahahahaha @ dey March go NNDC upandan like say Na their papa house😂😂😂😂😂😂

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