Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Nigerian Bride Uses Mannequin to Represent Abroad Based Groom at Their Traditional Marriage Ceremony

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Wednesday, 28 September 2016

Nigerian Bride Uses Mannequin to Represent Abroad Based Groom at Their Traditional Marriage Ceremony

This is supposed to be a traditional wedding and the Bride whose Husband is based abroad and could not make the wedding,reportedly as shown in photo,represented him with a Mannequin figure.





LMAO!!!...Really funny but nice initiative..I am sure if this is new and true,it might become the new ISH as it always is in Nigeria.



135 comments:

Iyke Emma said...

Lolz

Jenny zee said...

Lol coming through......

E Sylvia said...

Madness

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Na wa ooooo. This can only happen in the south. Either south south, or south west.

God save us

PLATINUM said...

Crazy as fuck!

White Diamond said...

And apparently, she no send anybody.

I fitn't o.

But, she would have used his enlarged picture. It's not like the mannequin is animate.

Let me not even be superstitious..lol!

#WhiteDiamondOut

Taye said...

Hahahahaha....like seriously? I wonder who gave her dz crazy idea.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

What's the point of hiding her face when the pic is everywhere? I must marry syndrome

redbotafly said...

Ojemi.

Blessing Jackson said...

Lmao, funny funny post this morng. So her suppose husband na whitey?

Loveme Jeje said...

I pray she see the husband in real life if not she is marrying herself. The man go don marry for obodo oo

DonMayor said...

Desperado !
Marriage with statue of liberty.

Mealone said...

God forbid bad thing. I refuse spirit of being backward in our economy...

Sexy Ebony said...

Do this abroad stuff still happen? What stop the husband from attending his very own wedding ,anyways congratulations .

Lola said...
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US Army said...

If He couldn't make it to the wedding, then why wasn't it postponed?
This is how people walk themselves into nightmares.

Mrs I said...

Na wa oooo

Stranger said...

Most of these women marrying "ablood" husbands are desperate,stupid, greedy or ignorant.
As dem kuku nor get sense to reason say that Chukwuemeka, Odumegwu, Dimpka et al wey nor fit come Naija come do wedding, nor get better job; are broke and mostly illegal immigrants.
I pray some women will receive sense.

ELENA (HER MAJESTY) said...

Odiegwu o
This is totally wrong and silly.
One word sums it up #desperation.

Anonymous said...

Even though the pic looks funny please we should not laugh at her She may end up happy in the marriage The end justifies the means Did everything accordinginly and am unhappy in my marriage .

Tayan Taylor said...

Rubbish, who dose this. When my friend did hers,his younger brother stood for him and she left the country a week later to join him. Why don't his relation represent him

viva ciara said...

Very stupid thing to do(if this is true atall).
The first time I was invited to a marriage the groom was not gonna be around, I marvelled.
It's really peculiar to one state sha.

SHAKITI BABY said...

its ok...but i still prefer pix to it.

Dietitian Nezz! said...

LMAO...Some women dey try ooo!
Is the groom in prison that made him not to come back?
Indoor trad for do naw.

Ikwuka Ifunanya Godslove said...

lol is this for real or Nollywood?

Sylviaasss said...

Looooool lobatan ����

nicky onikan said...

Its not new, some people use pictures. But to me it is just plain absurd. What would be your thought when looking through wedding pix?

PRISCABABE said...

Funny though. It may actually become a trend.

Ehlarh said...

I don't know why,I just don't like this at all.

Mao Akuh said...

What if the man is mentally ill?
Some ladies and their families be acting ignorantly. This kind of marriage can wait pending when the man comes even if its just a week visit.

Bee10 said...

I saw this on Facebook I thought it was a joke duh!

nicky onikan said...

Its not new, some people use pictures. But to me it is just plain absurd. What would be your thought when looking through wedding pix?

Samuel Jackson said...

Hahahahaha, the end has come. What will we not see in Nigeria? thee hustle for abroad husband don enter one chance!

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...

I swear I can't do this.
So funny and annoying.

I dey vex for Naija ladies said...

What the hell is this? Can you imagine such rubbish? Marriage na by force?

MrsB said...

Haba. Not even a decent looking mannequin, this one no get hand now. I've never understood this practice. Must the wedding be done at that particular time? Why cant you just wait till the groom can make it?

ego lag said...

There is no need hiding her face. This story is all over Facebook. Not obodo oyibo. Babes are trying.

white Berry said...

This is an old way of getting married to jar don's those days. Very funny post.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Stella!!...
Why did you hide her face when the news is everywhere?...

Hahahahahahahahahaha...
This is so funny!...
They would have just paid her bride price and do the white wedding whenever the abroad husband returns instead of this rubbish...
This is so funny!...

RICHBEE said...

The love of money.....

la effizy said...

Lol
Just one question.
Why doesn't the mannequin have hands?

Justina Michael said...

Hmmmm, na wa.

Anonymous said...

Mtcheeeew orishi rishi nonsense

Anonymous said...

The should have used the husband portrait naa

LINDY NARDS said...

LOL.. Must she use something ? I think just a picture would have been ok.

But is the abroad guy a white man ? this is kinda ridiculous.

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

Stupidity at it peak.
You go soon marry man with hunch back

TRIUMPHANT ZION said...

How about hubby's brothers?

Anonymous said...

Ooh God have mercy,why not wait till whenever he is able to come down for the TM.Hmm me I can't biko

PORTABLE VIV the beautiful n sexy queen of sdk blog said...

I see ideato doing dis...

STARRY LARRY said...

I reject this in Jesus name




*Larry was here*

Ann Okere said...

The hustle is real. Lmao

rillyniddy said...

Saw dis on instagram last nite, funny though what if na black man? She would probably use a black mannequin

Frost said...

Dunno, but this looks funny

Michael Oriere said...

hilarious.. but don't think it's a good development

Isaacson said...

Some people are just stupid,so a man that cannot make it to his own wedding because of whatever reason,how then do u expect him to be there for u during d marriage lol,u better get ready to be nagging nd gbenshing mannequin oo

ZIONA said...

this is just to funny,what sort of desperation is this,as far as i'm concerned that mannequin is her husband.and to think it was dressed lmaoooo

Anonymous said...

It's well ... Things women go through just to become a Mrs to akatarian.

divine said...

No need covering her face. We don see am in other place. Heheheh

Temi said...

Buahhahahhahaha
She sha don marry oyinbo.
The marriage is dead on arrival.

Anonymous said...

I dont mean to be tribalistic but only an Igbo girl can stoop this low.

Shantelle's Empire said...

What? Hahaha
instead of this,not not use a framed pic of his?

unique babe said...

Abi o,saw it somewhere else too..

Anonymous said...

So the groom doesnt hv siblings that could sit in for him? Please this is not how we do things. Normally the brother or family member will come and stand on his behalf. Although during mine, hubby was so jealous that i wilk be giving another man a drink meant for him. Lol. His younger bro stood in for him and when my papers were ready and i came here, he insisted i kneel and give him drink after court marriage. Lol that one was in private and no follow jor. This is nonsense

Anonymous said...

So the groom doesnt hv siblings that could sit in for him? Please this is not how we do things. Normally the brother or family member will come and stand on his behalf. Although during mine, hubby was so jealous that i wilk be giving another man a drink meant for him. Lol. His younger bro stood in for him and when my papers were ready and i came here, he insisted i kneel and give him drink after court marriage. Lol that one was in private and no follow jor. This is nonsense

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

South south. Well igbos do it too

Anonymous said...

This is bad, there is no need to snap with a mannequin. It is childish.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

We no dry take last. Meeeh this cracked me up

unique babe said...

This is stupidity nd desperation, Notin wey person no go see, Using mannequin no b am ,he shld av sent a representative,when dat dummy start tormenting your life you go knw lol.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Why didn't he come back.seems I know you. You're in Dubai now

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Better do the one at hand. Better than begging

Mini Me said...

The taste to marry a man in "the abroad". Nonsense.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

My thoughts too

Mama Afrika said...

Before it was picture, now it is manequin. Who gets married in absentia plsss??? Only in naija

mama wonder said...

Why una dey cover her face? I hv d picture of d geh.

Omasiri said...

Volunteer for NGO work or go help out at a shop where you have passion for the line of business. Believe me,you will feel fulfilled. And there's nothing wrong with working as a waitress while waiting for something better. It's all about your sense of composure and having your wits together. I worked as a waitress even after obtaining my BSC. Drop the sense of entitlement and go do something with your life however little.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Honey! Bae can't be MIA during an important occasion as this in his life! He would be too proud getting married to me that he can't miss that day for any reason

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hmmmmm,i think this is for decoration

GERMAN JUICE said...

Using an enlarged framedpicture is even better than this madness.she better start living with that mannequin coz that was what she got married to.

Anonymous said...

No, im in geneva. Dubai is easy na. He was in a tight programmme, work related and was exam period. And my parents cant let me travel without something done on my head, thats why his people came to pay bride price. Dont get me wrong, my parents knew him oo before he travelled so its not like i convinced them to collect dowry from a stranger. We sha came back by december of that year. 5 yrs and counting and i will do it all over again.

Jasmine said...

Madam it's how u carry yourself o. I've worked in a lounge before, immediately after secondary school. All my friends were working so me too had to join as per pikin wey won claim smart.


You'll like it and if u r lucky, u'll meet wonderful people.

Don't go and be spreading ur legs anyhow o coz they'll use money to entice you.

T-bae said...

What happened to postponing the marriage till whenever he is back?

Jasmine said...

Mtchewwww!!!


why didn't they just pay the bride-price and do the wedding whenever he comes?

Desperate people everywhere

Makebi said...

Why use a mannequin? Or a picture? If he can't be there for the occasion why not just take your picture by yourself Jejely after bride price has been jejely paid? Very creepy something.

D'Royalty Nsogbu Ijogbon 1 of SDK blog (Stella's blog bff) said...

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa


Na only Igbo woman fit do this kain thing.....desperate lots. If them hear abroad like this, them brain go disappear..

pink lady said...

If you play your card well while working there as a waitress,you will meet people who will elevate you.Be prayerful too....

Merciful said...

@Lola, go and do the waitress job Pls. You will be getting tips everyday. I wish I can get that kind of job here and close to my house. I will gladly do it without shame.

Anonymous said...

shameless eeboh girls, once dey hear abroad dere ears go stand like hyena.
They don't want to know weda na drugs d guy dey do dere. The horseband fit dey prison sef hence the absence.
shameless poverty stricken girls.

Henny said...

Na suffer head babe

stella dimokokorkus said...

i can decide to cover the face on my platform so that she doesnt call me later to say i should take it off or threaten,they do that a lot...as the face cover so,how can she prove she is the one...its not her face we are after,its the story..lol

Apples ( SDKBlog Shrink) said...

For those saying Stella shouldn't have covered her face, you should know that, the girl didn't give her permission to post her picture on the blog..... so Stella is respecting the girl's privacy to some extent unlike others.

If this happened abroad, she might be sued by the girl.

Let's learn to do the right thing, respects people's privacy.

Mama Afrika said...

and she even stood for pics beside the husband, this one na 'alleged' husband walai

Anonymous said...

Big Madam YOU DEY FEAR.....HAHAHHAHAHA

Anonymous said...

Creepy wedding Geeeeez. Na oyibo husband b that?, I see a white thing there

Chief Ajikawo of USA said...

Are u Ishan?

Spanish Lantern said...

Stella you're a real professional. That picture up there is just so creepy.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Aaaawwwww. So sweet boo.

May your love grow stronger each passing day

DonMayor said...

I like your simple response. We all can't think the same way.

DonMayor said...

I like your simple response. We all can't think the same way.

MaggieMaggie said...

stupidity of the highest order...total madness...na by force to do wedding ,she should have just waited till the man is around...

Tessbaby said...

Is this one of d signs of endtimes? Biko those who read d bible on a daily basis help me understand this madness

soul child said...

Usually such guys are illegal immigrants in obodo oyibo. No papers, no travel

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Don't look for love. Quietly give it away and let it find you back*

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

The thing is so annoying ehh. My tummy aches from the disgusting picture. I don't even know what to say.

Anonymous said...

I haven't even opened dis post before busting into lafta, even though I'd seen dis pix on oda platforms. I was laffing bcos of the anticipated BVs comments. The BVs here makes my day anytime.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Shu at ideato na typical igbo wedding be dis.

DonMayor said...

Merciful how are you doing ? Send me your number or you call me.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

End up happy how? So if she wants to look at her wedding pictures she will bring out this pictures she took with mannequin. Abeg swerve. 😞😞😞😞

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

End up happy how? So if she wants to look at her wedding pictures she will bring out this pictures she took with mannequin. Abeg swerve. 😞😞😞😞

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Anambara.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Yes @ makebi I think it looks really creepy.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Stella should just set boxing ring for both of you @ ideato and portable viv.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Only in igbo land.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Lie kill you @Anon. Geneva ko. Ghana ni. Desperate ladies.

Mother confessor the real deal on sdk said...

Stella you funny die. She will still know her face even if you cover it with darkness

Empress CHO said...

Must this "marry" happen.
Jeez, how can any girl settle for an arrangement like this.
All these ridicule....i pray it's not real or the bobo better worth it.

LD-relationships,weddings,intimacy......hell no!

virus detected said...

Stella y u dey tape d girl eyes?? Eyes wey we don see tey tey.

ed DREAMZ said...

a.k.a EDWIN CHINEDU AZUBUKO said...
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This shit has been existing in Nigeria since long time ago and he is common among igbos...
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***CURRENTLY IN JUPITER***

Ralu M said...

From brothers standing in and drinking wine on behalf of the absent groom to framed pics to this. What will we see next?

Ayomide Adenike said...

lol

vera onuwa said...

This is pure madness with out any cure....ndiobodooyibo....mtcchewww..........why not tell d your boo to pay d dowry without this kind pics

Anonymous said...

Na only Igbo people they do this kind nonsense and this useless Ideato know.

1nigeriangirl said...

When did people get this desperate.

Abroad guys, sef.

*sighs*

1nigeriangirl said...

This is not an igbo wedding.

Ideato, bia. Do u know i thought ideato is in anambra, not knowing you're from my state all this while.

Did i famz you? Err ok

1nigeriangirl said...

Dirty happy. That guy is an illegal migrant

Mother of beauty said...

Hilarious!!!

crystal said...

God forbid, can't do this nonsense.

zinny uwalaka said...

Shey na obodo oyibo dey hungry her ngwa nu pay d price sister. My day can't be spoilt with artificial man for what now mama why? Am I that desperate ehhh!!!! Hmmmmm why can't my husband pau the full price and come down? Icont believe in marrying obodoyibo mam and wont fly back with him MBA kwa check am out SDK is it good?

zinny uwalaka said...

Shey na obodo oyibo dey hungry her ngwa nu pay d price sister. My day can't be spoilt with artificial man for what now mama why? Am I that desperate ehhh!!!! Hmmmmm why can't my husband pau the full price and come down? Icont believe in marrying obodoyibo mam and wont fly back with him MBA kwa check am out SDK is it good?

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hehhehehehe 1Nja girl

But don't be surprise if I tell u Am from anambra

Esther Mgbolu said...

Igbo,igbo,igbo.this is their hand work

checkout jane said...

Stell, no need covering her eyes. I've seen her eyes uncovered in another blog.

checkout jane said...

Stell, no need covering her eyes. I've seen her eyes uncovered in another blog.

sisi eko said...

Some use portraits oh. Very tacky

sisi eko said...

Lmao. Exactly @Soul child

sisi eko said...

Stand in like KC supposedly did during his wedding, abi his brother's wedding..according to him. Lol

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