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Saturday, 3 September 2016

Saturday Laughs Is Here!


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THATS IT OH...FEW MEMES AND PLENTY LAUGHS....If you didnt laugh then wait until tomorrow!



75 comments:

  1. LOL @ Mark Zuckerberg vs Naija rich man.
    This one reminds me of the hand drama where the woman was telling her IG followers that her hand bags cost more than their cars . I wonder what she will do if she is Mark Zuckerberg

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    1. Trouble maker

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    2. Get over it already.

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  2. I didnt because am so unhappy.

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    1. Y is that ? Life is too short my dear

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    2. It is well my dear
      All is well.

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    3. Awwww... wats d problem darlyn?

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    4. What's making you unhappy?is it money ?love? Ill health?have you told your creator?please go on your knees and tell him ..and I will also pray along with you.and remember to come back to share your testimony to encourafe others

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    5. CrazyHornyWife,the Almighty will take your worries. Just believe and trust in him.

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    6. Remove crazy from your name, then you'll be happy

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    7. Eeya...sowie dear,
      Are u angry cos u are horny?

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    8. Awwww. What's making you unhappy? Pls try and cheer up. Life's short, try and make d most out of it despite the circumstances weighing you down. Take 1million E-hugs.

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    9. Cheer up. All will be well

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    10. Why are you unhappy, everything you need for your destiny is within reach. Pray that God will open your eyes to opportunities, people and resources.

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    11. It shall be well with you in Jesus name amen.

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    12. You need someone to adopt your baby? Focus on giving birth first, things will work out.

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    13. You need someone to adopt your baby? Focus on giving birth first, things will work out.

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    14. What's making her unhappy is certain... She's always horny and her husband can't keep up with that.

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    15. Cheer up darlyn.
      πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•πŸ’•
      You will be fine.best believe😘😘😘

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  3. My first fone was that number 4. We called it Motorola big head in my house

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    1. The one about greeting ur village ppl and hearing ur family history got me laughing the most.

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  4. Laugh sotey my kids set ask me wet in dey do me. Kikikikii

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  5. Jesus!!! I laughed and laughed and laughed. They are all sooooo hilarious.
    *God bless my Angel in human form*

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  6. kinky with a golden pen3 September 2016 at 10:04

    The third one from the top, that church flier tagged "kill them before dem kill you" remind me sooooo much of bv D'royalty and that other bv who gave testimony of her husband not dying in an accident after bv D'royalty said her enemies should go and die.
    And yes, that I have not commented for a while does not mean I don't read the blog everyday and see what you guys write in the comment section. Ngwanu

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  7. My mum used no1 before nomber 10 with dat come fill me, come fill me ringtone lol. Mike was Samsung blueface.

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  8. LMAO @those examination pleas

    And about the balloon 🎈 corruption,I can relate
    Back then in my Momma's shop,especially during Xmas,I used to remove the no 33 abi Na 35 , so that someone else can't win it ,hehehe
    Father forgive me oh!
    See childhood corruption LMAO 😁

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    1. Liar bomb! Y lie about what you never did? I saw someone make a joke about that now, you claim you did it too, when you know your mom never had a shop.

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  9. Lol at that ghana church poster

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  10. @ the last post.I hope Zuckerberg's coming to Naija will teach some people one or two things about life. Even when we are somebody, humility still is the key. I know of one billionaire who no one will ever know he is one. Always avoids taking pictures with all the rich ones because of publicity. Even a worker in church. These are the kind of people I emulate their ways of life.

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  11. I'm so laughing out loud that my daughter had to ask " what's going on here mum?"

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  12. Mark Mark. I would still get to see you eventhough we didnt meet in Yaba.
    #peAce

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    1. God will settle you in Jesus name amen.

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  14. This one of the funniest Saturday laugh you have ever posted Stella!
    Those Churches revival programmes title though!

    Those old model phones. My first was Nokia 3310 then 16100, then Econet lines were selling for forty five thousand Naira.

    Yeah, i remembered those balloons, you can never win the biggest balloon. The height of corruption lol.

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    1. Must everybody's phone be 3310? Please try changing the lie because we getting too comfortable with it. Who dash you money? Liar bomb.

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  15. Lmao @ shade- last meme.

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  16. Hahaha I don laugh tire eeh!
    My first phone thing na wa
    I was using 3310 those days
    I have to queue to buy the sim for like 25k then the 3310 for 30k
    Then na gbogb bigz girls dey use 3310
    Hahahaha!
    Life!

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    1. Everyone be claiming to have had 3310 far back as when it came out. How old were you then and what job were you into to have bought the phone and sum by then?

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    2. 26k.
      Lol I remember cos that's how much my mom got hers.
      And we were pilfering her R220 then to make calls.

      My Dad got my sim for 13k.
      These people made money out of Nigerians.

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    3. R220 was bae..@Iphie

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    4. Annon 14:15
      Am old enough to be ur mother cos that 16 yrs ago am already married with 3kid
      Pple will be running their mouth anyhow
      If not for blog I doubt if many of the mouthed goats here can come a mile close to me
      Msheww

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    5. Calm down sweet mama😍 age is nothing but a numberπŸ™ˆ

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  17. I can relate well with those answer sheets. During one exam back then in school, I couldn't remember a single thing about the course. I was staring at the question paper as if I've not seen such things before. For more than an hour, I write nothing. I couldn't even ask anyone cos of the numerous monitoring spirits (CCTV) everywhere. I quickly made up my mind that it's better to retake the course than to be suspended. So opened the first page and wrote " hi Sir, I really don't know what happened but I just went blank during the exam. let's do this again next session". Days later he saw me and just smiled, no embarrassment, no demeaning words from him. I was really a good student but that particular day? Well shit happens.

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  18. ADA ACHINA JI EGO3 September 2016 at 11:40

    Hahahahahah lol @okechukwu son of ebube....the more reason I dont like greeting them....

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  19. D village mama got me.once dey see u ,dey will start asking not caring weda u r in d mood or not but I feel its bordom dat is d causer

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  20. Hahhaha very funny memes. Stella Nwunye Korkus tenk God u dint west my thyme. My 1st fone was dat no 2.

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  21. Plenty plenty laugh full these meme. Stella, you're too much.

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  22. 😁 😁 😁 😁

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  23. That village joke about greeting an old mamas menhh was laughing on high speed

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  24. The greeting joke is so true. Lol

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  25. Hahahahaha...may God destroy all the HBP in the world. I made a mistake of showing one of our patients that gave birth with CS this page & got into trouble.

    Her laughter was so loud,sat up faster than intended while hitting her hands on the bed. Then she started screaming from the pain.

    Then our wicked DON, Red came in and suspended me for 3 days after going through the laughs and said oh the laughs are out already.
    Stella and co, look at what you did to me.

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