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Friday, October 07, 2016

Did You Know-LOL

Did you know that my Name is Stella Because it is spelt S.t.e.l.l.a?














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    1. Do you know am Horny because I have not had sex in 3 years...
      Mtchewwwww
      I will keep keeping it for the right man

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    2. Did you knowwhen your hair grows you can still cut it again?
      Did you know I'm commenting in SDK blog?
      SDK newest

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    3. Infact this is the funniest post ever.o my God....where did u get it

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    4. Did you know that shoot bird mama fly?

      Do you know that Nigerian girls can hold thier poo or shit for over two weeks?

      Do you know that it is a crime in Nigeria to take a girl out and she foots the bill? Or if she pays for chocolate of less than 500 naira with her own money, she's likely to write a lengthy chronicle on SDKB.

      Did you know that this Change of APCshit led government will last until 2019?

      Did you know that as of today the naira appreciated ridiculously against the dollar with less than 5 points?

      Did you know that BV Port Harcourt's Finest is a sharp dude with swag, finesse and a deep pocket who hopes to nail a beautiful lady BV resident in the garden city of Port Harcourt and environs?

      Lol!

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    5. Thanks for sharing, I didn't know all these facts before oh. Lol

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    6. HahahahaaaπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
      Absolutely hilarious

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    7. Did u know that if u speak your voice will be heard? Oh yea?

      Did you know that if you urinate urine will come out? Wao?

      Did you know that if you boil water it will boil? Wonderful

      Did you know that if you don't wake up u are dead? Yepa

      Did you know that if u cut yourself with blade red blood will gush out? It's a lie o!!

      Did you know that petrol smells exactly like petrol? Really?

      Did u know, did you know, did u know that the 25th of December is Christmas day? For real?

      Eheheheheh.. Duhhh.. I didn't know o!

      OK bye

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    8. Did you know orange juice is gotten from Orange. Ajuju

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  2. Buahahah Stella I leave u in the hands of God to judge oh. You should have just named this tgif night laffs

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  3. Did you know Only my Angel can know the real Me????

    My Angel of life. Kisses

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  4. Ehen,I didn't know oo thanks for the letting me know.

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    1. πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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    1. Lolsssssss.... Do you know I'm terribly hungry because I've not eaten???

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  6. Did you know that toothpaste is called that name because its the only paste for the tooth.

    Did you know that if you are third in your class, it means first and second is ahead of you.

    Did You know that pregnancy cannot be hidden because you had sex in the secret.

    Did You know Dimoko Korkus means Korkus Of Dimoko (A popular German King in 1668)

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    1. U people no go kill pelzon.

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    2. Hahahahahaha.... Did you know if you pound yam it will become pounded yam?

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    3. Hahahahahaha.... Did you know if you pound yam it will become pounded yam?

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    4. Last part is cool....Stella true?

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  7. hahahahaha ndi gym people, come and see una matter here. eat and exercise very well, una go still die.

    Let me keep my body small

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  8. Loooool
    And I know all of these because I know

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  9. Did you know?

    I just wasted my time.

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  10. Wow!
    This is quite an eye opener.I truly did not know all of these.

    I'm sending this to my brother's gf.She's so dumb she wouldn't even know I'm bamming her.

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  11. Ahahahahah! Laugh don make me give boko haram your address,
    Micheal owen be like "so what she is trying to say is, this are picture facts"
    #JOeFIRSt

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  12. Do you know that this is stella's blog because it is owned by stella

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  13. Lolzzz stella. Do you know that if you drink too much water you will want to urinate.

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  14. Very stupid "did you know"s

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    1. Didn't you know that they already know this? Ahahah

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  15. I know buh i just need a juicy job asap. I rily wish to travel out as a single lady before i get married. Just somtin like a bucket list. God help me achieve this.

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  16. hehehehheheh, funny but all of them are true oooo.

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  17. Did you know? meatballs are called meatballs, because it's actually meat rolled to look like a ball.

    Did you know? Mac and cheese are called mac and cheese because someone mixed mac and cheese together.

    Nice one Stells..

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    1. Did you know that if you jump inside a swimming pool you'll get wet? Bet you didn't know. Eheheh

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    2. Wait till u see Nigeria own, you will not even fish inside sef! Dey will just put pepper and small tomato! Ur meatball is ready
      #JOeFIRSt

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  18. Did you know they roasted plantain is called Bole? Did you know that going to work is actually work? Did you know that jollof rice contains rice? Lmaooo!

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    1. Did you know that yellow is the colour of a yellow cab?

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  19. Lol, funny memes that quotes what we all already know.

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  20. Wow! I did not know before o, very insightful *side eye*

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  21. Hahahhahahah, No sh*t Sherlock!

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    1. But did you know that every human being was born of a woman? Lolll.

      Biko I dey laugh ohhh. Make I go find small sleep.

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  22. Did you know that my name is VIVIAN
    Because it is spelt V.I.V.I.A.N ?

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  23. did you know I'm NANCY? because Grace made me to be NANCY

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  24. No I don't know, I am trying to know.

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  25. Haahahhahahahahhahah, that beard guy is hot

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  26. Lolz do u know? That today is Friday

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  27. lol
    I thought it's a serious something

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    1. Me too πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

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  28. You are very creative.This is the reason why your blog is d best.4 me is like a locozade boost for me.Keep it up Stella.

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  29. Did you know i have two children because i gave birth them

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  30. Did you know i have two children because i gave birth them

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  31. Hahahahha.fun facts for dummies.

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  32. did you know that everyone in the world knows everything you just wrote?

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  33. Lol, can't believe I didn't know I will get to the other side of the road if I cross it😁😁😁. Nice facts stellz

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  34. Do you know that SDK is far better than Naijalivegist? That platform is full of shit. They show pix of married & single men and women into runs, drugs, living with HIV etc. Bad belle dey witch hunt you. Girls post their fellow girls pix to spite them. But here you give gist that van transform life and you are kind enough to give out gifts .wowww i am happy truly.

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    1. And people try to investigate you here,reach your ancestors.

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  35. Hahahaha funny and dumb...let me add mine

    Did you know ? If you swallow eba it will enter your stomach

    Did you know ? If you breathe in you will breathe out

    Did you know ? If you open a pack of indomie, you will see indomie inside

    Did you know ? If you throw egg on a hard surface it will break

    *covers face & run away*

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    1. 100 Gbosa for you Madam small chops.
      You people go kill pelzon oooooo

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  36. Did u know reading these is very hilarious?

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  37. I Disagree with the fifth one
    Even if you hold your breath till you get unconscious
    Your Involuntary respiratory centers will take over

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    1. Did u know dat i went to holy ghost service yesterday and come back early dis manning

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  38. Did you know joefirst discovered that there is water inside purewater.

    Did you know that breast cancer can only happen, because of breast

    Did you know that when you take acid, and add a little water, boiling for about 2min, depending on d media u are using, stove, gas, hotplate or fire wood, then after boiling, cus the water has missed with d acid, did you know you can derive nonsense from it, just liKe what you just read!
    #JOeFIRSt

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  39. Did you know that women have vaginas?

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  40. Do you know your dad is your father and your mum your mother?

    Do you know Nigeria is a country in Africa with its citizen called Nigerians?

    Do you know when you kill someone it's called murder?

    Do you know if you eat food, it will enter your stomach?

    Do you know water is a liquid?

    Do you know humans have mouth, eyes, ears and nose?

    Do you know the food you eat help you stay alive?

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  41. And here I am looking forward to getting new knowledge. Na wao, really Lil.

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  42. Did you know I have mother in law because I have wife !

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  43. Lol I kukuma enjoyed reading this.

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  44. Stella why did you west my time

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  45. Stella why did you 'west' my time

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  46. RoflπŸ˜€πŸ˜€ This is very funny, dis 1 na night laugh, imagine ooo. Did u knw??? Lol

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  47. Hahahahaaha vry funny memes. I didn't no that i didn't no all these things

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  48. Do you know am called bootylycious because i actually have big booty

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  49. Did you know that ewedu has a green colour?

    Did you know that when you are not married, you cannot answer "Mrs"?

    Did you know that when your relationship is based on societal expectations and pressure, you will never find true happiness?

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  50. Hahaha.. No, I don't know.. Thanks for telling me.. LolπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

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  51. Friday laughs...So funny!!!

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  52. Do you know that white berry is called a beggar here on sdk because she is used to begging for helps.

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  53. sorry to digress, this is my feedback from the last s&m for single moms and dads. ive always tot single moms are whores and the lady i added confirmed it. she posted she is a single mom of a boy and dat she is unmarried...but unfortunately after meeting and haven had sex couple of times, she confessed to be married but having marital issues...i was dumbfounded. pls never date a single mom they are hoes. Ella ure a whore.

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  54. did you that if u ghensh raw...u will carry belle.

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  55. Stella I wish I can send u an email concerning today's chronicle 2. Am in same situation too. Infact worst. Bvns should learn to give sound advice; U guys should think about the physiological effect this ish is having on the poor girl? She can never trust any man fully besides she can't inherit anything from her Dad. For me, am just been strong and trusting God.

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  56. Stella I wish I can send u an email concerning today's chronicle 2. Am in same situation too. Infact worst. Bvns should learn to give sound advice; U guys should think about the physiological effect this ish is having on the poor girl? She can never trust any man fully besides she can't inherit anything from her Dad. For me, am just been strong and trusting God.

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  57. Stell o,very funny, now I know

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  58. lol.....yeye ...you aint serious

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  59. Do you know that,i do know..hehehehe...where is Esther Ade ooo...dnt see her comments anymore

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  60. Do you know you can live without having sex ?

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  61. Do you know some men and some women mouth smells like pit latrine ?

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