IHN -Tuesday

Hello all....Have a good day!

FACE OF IHN SAYS

Dearest Stella,

You are doing a beautiful job here. A day can't pass without visiting your Blog.  Your work is commendable and applaudable. I am a Blog visitor by name, Ifeyinwa Edozie. I hardly comment but I don't fail to read hilarious comments, it keeps me going. Here is my picture for IHN. Keep up the good work,i really admire you.

Thank you Ify...GOD bless!
I need photos from guys as face of IHN...As a handsome people that IT IS nowww.


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UPCOMING WEDDING

Good day Stella. Please kindly post for IHN.

My wedding is coming up in December, both traditional and white wedding, location is in nnewi south, utuh to be precise and I need the help of BVs who can offer the following services at a very very very affordable rate, in fact cheap rate. I'm on a very tight budget.

1) First I need a place in lagos to rent wedding gown and the necessary accessories (bouquet for both bride and train, hair pieces etc).

2) I need a photographer, decorator and a baker all based in the east for easy commuting.

3) I need to rent those tradital beads, both for the neck and for my hair too. If the person can equally style bridal hair and tie gele, better. (I can even tie gele myself). All based in the east.

4) I need a tailor in Lagos that can sew bridesmaids dresses.

PS: You must be willing to show pictures pls. Add me up on bbm: 563BCF04 or alternatively send a mail to naanxiee@gmail.com.

Thanks.

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BIRTHDAY CAKE

Its my friend's birthday on Thursday and I need to get a cake for her. Please I need someone that can make a very lovely and affordable cake for me that stays within kubwa, Abuja so I can pick it up on Thursday morning probably around NNPC junction. I can be reached on 09098656374. Thanks

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BIRTHNG CENTRE NEEDED

Good Stella, please I need a lead of an affordable birthing center in Marietta Georgia, please, help me post on IHN. God bless You. Watsapp 08051589185.

I dont think i understand this but it looks like you wanna go have your baby in Yankee right?..My dear look for a good hospital oh,I dont know what birthing centre means..or you bathing centre?


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GIVEAWAY

 I have something to give out to some pupil  in a government school. Primary or secondary. If you have anyone who teaches in a government school, please contact me via oloricutegal@gmail.com or 08027931175. Whatsapp only o! Please if you call I won't answer. If you send a text via the above number I won't answer too o! Before someone starts bad mouthing me for nothing. Mail or Whatsapp. Location is Lagos. 

Thanks.

I also want to give out this black sandal to whoever needs it. If you can rock heels without hassles, then it's for you. It's a size 40. Normal size 40 o! Not uncle Sam (big feet) kind of 40. Contact me via the number above. Whatsapp only and location is Lagos.  

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VACANCIES

This is your chance to work with a New Record Label on a part time basis from the comfort of your home at the moment.

Publicist.

We are in need of a young, talented publicist. 

You will utilise your extensive understanding in the Music/ Entertainment industry, particularly online using social media to promote artistes to their full potential. 

Qualifications: Graduate 

Location:Lagos 

Salary: 25,000.00. Part-Time. There's room for full time employment and a double salary within few months.

Stylist: We are looking for a young, hardworking, ambitious and creative stylist. Your job is to style new artistes for photo shoots. You might be retained permanently if we are satisfied with your job. Please, send in your rate by email.

Other non-permanent Job opportunities are.

Graphic Designer

Photographer.

Interested qualified candidates should send their CV and Social media ID names to officialdashrecords@gmail.com.

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VACANCY FOR TAILORS

Hi Stella. 

 A new fashion design and tailoring outfit in Garki, Abuja is in need of good tailors for immediate employment. Interested people can contact Victor on 08065198373

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MEMO TO BV MARRIED CHICK

Sis!

Good day. I'm on second missionary journey. Just a few weeks gone but I don't know what I'm having. I've saved some of my daughters things for the next baby but I'm moved to settle this bv called marriedchick. Please let her leave her details with you. We will share what is on ground if she's having a girl otherwise, I'll bless her with 20k for the new baby.

God bless you. Bless all that you do.

Madam married chick,send me mail with your fone number for onward transfer to the poster.

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WEDDING VENDORS NEEDED

Hi Stella,

I know you are doing great! Keep up the good work.

I have an upcoming wedding in Ibadan mid December and I am currently in Lagos,so  I will need the services of our dear BVNs in the following areas:'

1. Catering( Food)

2. Catering (Small Chops and desserts)

3. Venue Decoration( both traditional and white)

4. Photographer

5. Videographer

6. Cake vendors( trad and white)

7. DJ

8. Band

9. Lighting and Multimedia

10. Ushering services

Please if you can provide me with any of the above services(quality), kindly send a quote and pictures of your previous works to snoweventsng@gmail.com and I will contact you if you price works with my budget.

Thanks Stellz

You are the best!

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Free empowerment programme for unemployed youths.

Are you a graduate? Are you resident in Abuja? Paramount Multinational

Business School in conjunction with Summit Associates invites you to a

meeting on Wealth Creation Campaign meant to empower the unemployed

youths.

 Date Thursday, 27th October ,2016. 

Venue: Millennium Park.

Time:3pm prompt. It is 100% free. We are creating a new generation of

self reliant youths through entrepreneurial skills that gives life

employment. 

We will not only train you but will follow you up to

ensure you succeed in your business. Interested graduates should

please book a space by sending their names via WhatApp or SMS to:

09077763080. A great opportunity awaits those that will attend the

meeting.

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AFFORDABLE PHOTOGRAPHER NEEDED

Dear Stella,

Please I am in need of an affordable photographer for my baby's baptism this Saturday. Must be cheap and affordable and reside in surulere. 

Contact 0818 358 3588.

Bv Ify

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LOL

There's always something bringing me back to our blog. It's either i want to check the latest wonder on EE&I, or to read a ridiculous chronicle or to reminisce while reading LRD. Most times, i am interested in IHN, to see if someone has overthrown JHW or to see the prizes won by those who write "am i the first to comment?" 

Of course, I am entertained by the ridiculous but consistent piece of advice given by the Q&B, the practical advice of Atheist makes me imagine what he looks like and I actually love the General's wife mature comments.

Last night, i was in bed reading and laughing away. I decided to go through the old WNB posts. For the first time ever, hubby decided to share in my reading. I opened to my own WNB post and gave him to read. 

Him: Nne, this is pure porn. Who are these porn stars?

Me: (in my mind) Na you be the chief actor.

I asked him if he remembered our wedding night. He said all he remembered was that he was very happy. On a deeper thought, he tried to put two and two together and asked if i sent that story. 

Me: Mba o. I am just a blog visitor.

Well, last night, the action was extra good. Don't  know if the WNB post he read inspired the innovative monkey style.

lol..abeg abeg i cant laugh too much,enjoy!

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MEMO TO WOMEN TRYING TO CONCEIVE

Im not sure this message will be embraced easily but i was inspired to send it after learning something. A lot of women who are TTC have serious problems tracking their ovulation period. Most get it wrong and end up intensifying sex on wrong days only to be disappointed. I wish to pass this message - please try and have sex during mensturation.

Eww eww eww i know but calm down first and think about it. Some women actually ovulate during their period, its true. Due to varying cycle lengths, this is very possible. Try and have sex on the first day or last day of your period. Dont worry about the blood, trust me the sperm always finds its way to the eggs if they are there.

I dont know who this message is for but i believe it can help someone.

Thanks and good luck.

Bv Nelo O.

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SIGNING OUT..