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Monday, 3 October 2016

Labour Room Drama 53 And 54

Drama!





LRD 53

Dear Stella 
    I frequent your blog often but don't comment no vex o, just felt I should share my own story on labour room drama, it all started during the early hours 31st of December 2014 I was watching TV when I all of a sudden felt my baby seriously struggling to move down my cervix area, it was really discomforting I stood up and went to pee, after which I wiped off only to see a blood line on the tissue paper, immediately I remember antenatal classes where we were told most labour comes with the show, 30min later labour started no joke, it was so painful but I couldn't handle it because my menstrual cramps no be for here, I went into the bedroom and immediately hmm with hubby while labour was on he didn't know, after every every he left for work @6am while I
😴 from 2am-11am no joke, I woke up at about 11:30am and left for the hospital, I was 41weeks according to calculations, when I got to the maternity, I told one of the midwife that I was in labour and she smiled and said I don't think so but let me just check you, ewww Na that checking make me know say I Truly dey labour, Stella fingers 1234  entered and she started shouting 8cm and you are so calm,  oh my God I have never seen this before where do you leave? Where's your husband?

 They got my file out and called my hubby and told him I was in labour, meanwhile I was given a bed o,  Stella sleeping continueg despite the pain, they later woke me up @six in the evening to my greatest surprise hubby was right there smiling, the next thing he said was you where in labour and I made love to you, what if the baby had grabbed my penis in anger?

 now contractions were frequent 5min intervals still yet I was calm,  one of the midwife insisted she delivers me immediately because the drama she expects of me was not forthcoming, i walked into the favor room, then came the hot drip that was when I felt the urge to push I no wait for instructions o I started pushing I pushed about four times and then heard my hubby say baby please push harder see the babies head ,I tried again no way the next thing I was cut with a scissors and Oga flew out, he was caught in the air and weighed 4.5kg, he didn't cry until the cord was cut off.

Trust me yash never recover up till today and the stitching was painful infact I didn't know when I started singing praise and worship but all the same am happy to be a mom despite the stretch marks. leg cramps, sleepless nights(vampiring) as I call it, the moment you see the baby, you feel grateful to God Almighty.
  Pics for your eyes only Stella,  make una no vex for the long write-up, I Don edit tire

Lovely..those of you do this love making when in labour,why do you do it?cos if the baby is dropping,the pounding can harm the head,right?When i ask questions,it means i dont know,every process is different and i didnt go into labour so i dont know most of this drama and i hated anything S3x from 7months preggy...

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LRD 54


Good day Mrs. korkus, would love to share my experience too, to encourage others.
It all started when I was past my EDD like 3days, then the doctor said if I don't have contractions till my next visit that I would be induced or operated on, I was dead scared.
So I stopped visiting the hospitals, and i told no one about the latest development. My husband was not always around but kept asking me since we are first timers, I told him the doctor says there was mistake with the date.


7 days later when I felt nothing, I went for check up, the doctor checked me, he said nothing like contractions that I should prepare to be induced. I was afraid so I feigned receiving a call and left the hospital. The doctor kept calling but I did not pick his call, so he called my husband who told me to go back that the doctor says if I don't, the baby might die, by then I started quoting all scriptural verses I know that promises us long-life.

I didn't go until Thursday, by that time I was already 42 weeks gone,  on getting to the hospital I saw a woman we attend antenatal together she has put to bed, on that spot I started crying, then she said I should just allow the doctors do their work. 

I listened to her advice saw the doctor and he said I should enter the labour room, when he checked me, I was already dilated 2cm, and the doctor said don't I know am in labour I said no that am not feeling anything strange, so I was asked to go bring my bag. But I didn't go back because of stories I hear that if u go early the doctors and nurses will practicalize with you, I summoned courage went home  told an older friend of mine who encouraged me to exercise and I shouldn't go back to the hospital until the pain is coming like 5mins interval, so I bore all the pains,  until 12:30am, when the contractions were very intense. My friend drove me to the hospital where the doctor immediate passed a drip in my body, I called husbandman and he never allowed my phone to rest , saying do I want to kill him?

 That I have been in labour since morning and I never mentioned it to him. But I told him that  not the issue, all I want now is prayer. 
So I asked the doctor when am likely to put to bed, he said in 30mins time when it was time I started saying doctor you are a liar the time is gone past 30mins and the baby is not yet out. 

So mins later I felt the urge to poo-poo and told the nurse, she said I should do it on the bed I said no I can't poo-poo on the bed, as she turned back I came down from the bed, immediately they  saw me, they(nurse and doctor) carried back on the back and almost immediately I pooed and my baby was the poo. I felt relieved and started singing songs of praises. My baby would be 2 by January . All glory to God.

hmmm i hope you know you took a risk doing it your way?I rejoice with you but dont try it again oh.



71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay

STARRY LARRY said...

I'm coming please




*Larry was here*

NORTH DAKOTA SIOBHAN said...

Lol @ the pounding can harm the head.
Stells Stells..
I follow you wonder too..

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Hahahahahahahahaha at what if the baby had grabbed my penis in anger?...
Poster 1,
You mean your stitching has not healed?...I thought you guys said that vaginal delivery is not painful...
Oriegwu oh....

Poster 2 is so stuborn!...
You didn't tell us if they gave you tear!...

stunning slim shady said...

LRD is here. God bless all d mothers.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Will be back to read everything

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Will be back to read everything

St.FranKooL.... said...

#If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough*

NWAKAEGO said...

When the time comes I think I'll be able to endure the pain cos I also have menstrual pain. Poster 1 I like ur way
Stella I don't think the baby will be in harm's way

Adadioramma said...

Oh my God,congrats to all the mummies. It will end in praise.

beeolah said...

Real drama lol

Pen Duchess said...

It's labour room series again
Such an educative post

Woman of faith said...

Congrats to mother and child

Adetoun said...

God bless all the mothers.

Chidinma Grace said...

N1, u are very funny o. N2, I raise nyash for u but pls don't try dt again.

stunning slim shady said...

Hmmm Poster 54.... Thou art stubborn!

Happy motherhood.

Lady j said...

Lmao@what if d baby had grabbed my penis in anger..
Stella I heard dat knacking during labour makes delivery very easy.

ZIONA said...

Poster 2 is just to stubborn and set in her ways.u don't listen to advise na wa for u oo.

Elaine said...

Interesting.
@Poster 2, what you did was risky. If anything had happened to your baby, you wouldn't have forgiven yourself.
Thank God it all ended in praise.

Fuck you said...

Poster1....ur husband is so funny
Poster 2...ur mumu stubbornness no get part 2

Anonymous said...

Congrats posters,poster1,if ur wound hasn't healed upto 2years now,pls wetin they use tear am?Pls how can I send in my LRD? am new to the blog.

stunning slim shady said...

LRD 53: Ouchhhhh u try o. 4.5kg. U try no b small. Happy Motherhood

stunning slim shady said...

LRD 53: Ouchhhhh u try o. 4.5kg. U try no b small. Happy Motherhood

mummy boy and Girl Twin said...

Thank God for the two both of you..lol.can't wait for my conception and delivery.Father thank you

starshine said...

Una dey come, where una wan go? Lovely stories

Osinachi said...

This second poster annoyed me so much. You must be a very difficult person. It's your type that will nag a man to stupor. Mtcheewwww. You are just lucky! And you must be an illiterate with limited exposure to take such risks.

zinny uwalaka said...

God bless all mothers. Its not easy to be a woman ooooo.

silver said...

Stella I heard sex induce labour for some woman that is up to nine months and don't affect the baby,when I was pregg with my first I hated sex for the four months,but from the fifth month my hubby want to run out of the house,I was always feeling honry Infact I was on heat period I never experienced such in my life,I collected till 9months some time 3times a day ,but my second baby I hate sex throughout,if my hubby mention it we will fight for d whole week,congrats mothers may God bless and keep ur babies

God'swill said...

Husband man ke....na wa

IJAY said...

Congrats to both of u

Pure Nigerian said...

What silly risks were you taking with your baby and as a first timer at that? @Poster two, your story is so annoying.

Poster one: You saw the show, had cramps but sex and sleep were more important kwa? Kwantinu!

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Why you dey run?God bless all women

Mrs I said...

Hmm nice stories, the second one is scary thou..God bless all mothers.

crystal said...

Stella sex cannot harm the baby, na there God take be God. My first pregnancy, I was soooooo massive but hubby use my punani do every and he refused doggy.

Taiwo Abdussalam said...

Very annoying woman long hissssssssssss

Taiwo Abdussalam said...

Poster 2 is so annoying..Namsense

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Anonymous said...

More thankful annoying,i swear. I like reading this LRD post but I must say, that most of the writers send In disjointed piece of shit which takes the fun all away.

God'swill said...

Husband man ke....na wa

Anonymous said...

I love your quotes. I always look forward to them. I just said a prayer of thanks.

Iphie dearie said...

This poster two.
I hope you know babies stop growing, the amniotic fluid finishes and then the baby skin starts getting folds when they overstay in the womb???

Maybe next time, just be your own doctor.

Starjoy said...

Lol @crystal

Amazing mom said...

She try jare, mine was 4.1kg and the tear didn't heal till after four months. I am praying my next baby will be 3kg biko.

ify onyekwelu said...

Exactly! I was holding my breath till I got to where she delivered. You didn't behaviour like a 1st time mom, well thank God it ended in praise.
1st poster, thank God for you. Thank you both for sharing your stories with us.
God bless all mothers.

ify onyekwelu said...

Haaahaaahaaahaaa!
My dear it's same with me oo! I was administrated 'pitosin' I slept off immediately, only to be woken up that I should push.
As per sex during pregnancy, Mmmmmmm! It's usually 'enjoyment galore' from beginning till I pop, in fact, my 1st child, made love barely 1 hour before contractions started. Baby n0 2, about 3hours before I birthed her.

Dee goddess said...

Very stupid too....If all you wrote here is true, I wonder how your hubby copes with you. Very annoying! Because of your selfishness you left your baby in the womb for a whopping 42 weeks! You're lucky the child survived it. Oshisco.com

Anonymous said...

I feel like slapping the lady that sent the second post.

STARRY LARRY said...

Eating before, now I'm here




*Larry was here*

HummingBird said...

Poster 1 your labour was heavenly....am
poster 2 you are stubborn woman...even to your husband and doctor,,that's bad. Lucky you though

HummingBird said...

Poster 1 your labour was heavenly....am
poster 2 you are stubborn woman...even to your husband and doctor,,that's bad. Lucky you though

Anonymous said...

Very annoying and stupid! Thank your God that baby did not die

aneke samuel said...

Congratulations!
poster 2: pls dont take that kind of risk again...safety first

Otaswifey said...

LRD 54, please next time don't take Such risk it's dangerous

Jasmine said...

Interesting stories.

Poster 2: receive all the bashing in peace. Lol

Anonymous said...

Oh Stella, the sex does not affect the baby o. Infact when due and baby not coming doctors even advise sex, or stimulating the nipples. I had sex 2 nights before my baby. My last pregnancy i had sex from day 1 till end lol and devised all sorts of preggy friendly styles.

Mrs anonymous said...

If your baby had died or had any problem,you would have blamed Nigerian doctors.

ify onyekwelu said...

My dear @ Iphie dearie, I just weak as I read through the 2nd poster's story.
When I asked my Doctor what happens if baby stays for more than 42weeks, he gave me the explanation you wrote, I then asked him, bikoo what of all those 'miracle babies' that stays up to one year in the 'womb' he said Ify, bikoo rapu okwu, ara ku na mu na Chukwu and we both burst out laughing.

Anonymous said...

Poster 2, your stupidity knows no bounds!

kay elsie said...

Knacking opens the cervix so doctors usually tells patients 2av sex frequently during ante natal.

Sensa Greene said...

I was like awwwww and lol whrn I read "you where in labour and I made love to you, what if the baby had grabbed my penis in anger?"

Mhen you tried o, pushing out a 4.5kg baby, I hope you do kergels religiously? Also try and sit on hot water mixed with oregano and ginger, it will increase blood circulation to that rrgion and help tighten it.

SDKprincess said...

Lol poster 1wait a minute U had sex while in labour??what the fuck!!!I raise Beyonce hand for u oooo

Anonymous said...

Both posters are not well. Esp poster 2.

Frau Spat kommer said...

Posters thank God for una. But poster 2 never you ever try that again. Sometimes we cause problems for ourselves selfishly

Anonymous said...

Poster 2, are you for real...ignorance is sure a disease...you didn't send in LRD, you sent in how foolish and ignorant you are..may God help your husband

Anonymous said...

2nd poster didn't do well, but cut the insults out! My mum is a medical doctor who you'd say should know better. She was pregnant with my brother for 11months without being induced or anything. She waited for labour as the baby wasn't distressed. My brother graduated from uni with a first class in electrical engineering. That most women give birth at 9months doesn't mean it is so for everyone. Everybody is different and the poster is entitled to her fears and reservations.

Anonymous said...

Sex at term is good as sperm contains natural prostaglandins which can help ripen the cervix and initiate labour

Anonymous said...

Sex at term is good as sperm contains natural prostaglandins which can help ripen the cervix and initiate labour

Mao Akuh said...

Feigned receiving a call..I can relate...

Thank God for your lives.

Asa nwa said...

Poster1 your hubby must be a funny dude.
Poster2 haba babe that was risky
Congratulations to both of you.
Stella tnx for this lrb I'm so equipped now for pregnancy, they the stories here are so practical unlike the once I read in books

Amacastel said...

My mum delivered me 11months &5days

Amacastel said...

No be small blames Nigeria drs & nurses while they will never obey simple instruction remind me of 1 woman that refuse cs cos she said her mother inlaw said so well she d baby die of fetal distress yet she was opened to remove the corpse of the baby.

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