Yes this is a welcome idea*Larry was here*
Hahahhaha @ let me kuku carry the belle. Abi o
Hahahhaha @ let me kuku carry the belle. Abi o but can somebody define what's kukuma??
Yeah.... Here to read comments Sipping fanta and chewing snacks Chop knuckle Stella
Interesting..But i'm not expecting much comments from the men sha. Why is the folder empty na? Una don forget the drama finish?
I don tie gele siddon with my "oku anya" to view comments.... Reminds me of one movie starring Nkem Owoh and Ini Edo, Ini Edo was heavily pregnant and kept on demanding for anu nchi... HahahaOld movie buh u guys nid to watch it, if una neva watch am....
I was laughing all alone yesteday night when I saw the meme up there on bbm channel.. Read it over and over again .. Lol
😃😃😃 this was so my sis when she was preggy.
Bring it on...
No be small something
Waiting to read comments
Lol.. My dad went through a lot too😂😂😂, my mum is one helluva woman 😂😂😊
Lol at "lemme Kukumacarry the belle"
That's Fr first timers
Hahahaha my husband can testify to this meme.
Lmao.. e no easy
*patiently waiting for B.V Youngman *Side eyes 👀 at eka joyLMAO 😁
Stella,where is the real LRD?
Men talk ooo, u guys are to silent on this blog reading our gist
hahahaha oga help us to carry the belle.
The pictures no be lie. I can relate. Hhahahahahahahhahahaha
My wife annoyed me two day earlier ,I didn't go to the hospital until hours after her delivery. An elderly female neighbor went with her
to be a woman is not a day job. lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
It's not always our fault. Four days ago I woke my husband up at about 3am that I wanted indomie with plenty pepper, he got up reluctantly and made it only for me to just sip the cold water and I went back to bed, I told him I had just lost appetite. He stared at me and let me sleep. The next morning see quarrel like it was my fault.. He said shanty please next time don't wake me up unless u have your appetite, if u lose it we will remain awake and find it......loooool. We thank God for understanding husbands.
Lmao @ lemme kukuma carry the belle...hahahahahahaha. Pregnant women, y'all overdo this,why???
😂@let me kukuma carry d belle
Yes, that's the area I want to know about. Stella can you add a how we met series for both married and seriously dating
dis w b funcoming.....
So, who goes first? I cant wait to read from the men. But na female own sweet pass.
Lol, d guy is tired.But no husband dare enter mine, stay away, wen I'm through, come in n cuddle.
oh my!sleeping on this post today*runs to get fura da nono*
LolzThis pics is funny
I will wait for comment
How I wish they can carry it, he for better o
Lmao @let me kukuma carry the belle
Most men don't comment here.... They just read.Is only boys that comment here.... Essah kwanu
ohhhhjj Y now?u were posting double, u didn't save for d raining day
Hope it won't be as nollywood always make it. Wer the men walk upandan the ward, once they sight the doctor, they'll want to go and pour their family problems on him
#Sometimes you have to get knocked down lower than you have ever been, to stand up taller than you ever were*
Men this is your post oo.
Waiting for comments...
This is so funny and true!
The cartoon is funny!
Kwakwakwakwa,very funny,i remembered how I made hubby to run around looking for suya in the morning
Not all men form the perfect husband during pregnancy-hormone drama oo...some are so insensitive that their wives have no other choice than to become their own anchor and pillar in that trying them.Real shame on some husbands!...Waiting on comments from the men shaa
Hahahahahahahaha...how do single expectant mothers cope pls???
With my wife,i discovered that every visit to the labour room was time for revenge for all my supposed crimes...she would kick,pinch and cuss and it made me fall out of love with her for having split personality.......we have four kids and it got worse with each and she says she wants to do one more...she almost strangled me with the fourth child...A FIFTH ONE?i am not ready to die for somethng we both enjoyed.
Lol, true though.
Nice one Stella
Oya! Come and take your award!
For ur mind, u paid her back? Mtchewww
Awwwww! I see love here! God bles your home Shanty!
Lmao @ she almost strangled me...
Hahaha! I noticed it oo!Same thing happened to Nigerian Govt. Not saving for th rainy day.
Good to know
Hahahahhaha. Bet why did u lose it nah?
Waooo this will b fun, please Darlene hubbies come an gist us bikonu
Lmao... This cracked me up
Lmao as the Noahson that he is na
Funny,your comment made me laugh out loud.Funny meme@let me kukuma carry the belle.
Hahahahahahahahahaa!shanty stop disturbing chairman o.
How sweet *fake smile*
HahahahahahahahaahaaOga u must do ooh! Na by force you hear lol
My husband will relate well. I showed him pepper. From day one till I popped. I just wanted him to feel it! And I enjoyed it.........kikikikiki. My angel was crying last night, I woke him gladly.........sebi we did it together. But he was/is really supportive and understanding. His comment when I started - it's the hormone working.....God I love the bros.
Yea I am on this one,waiting
Na wa o. All married Bvs be forming perfect
This reminds me of how my sister's husband used to go all the way to Obalende from Lekki everyday to buy amala from a particular woman. I still wonder how she could tell the difference.
Lmao! I like your madam already. Please bear with her, enugo? Have the fifth if money dey, no one knows tomorrow and what each kid will be, but by Gods'grace you will enjoy all of them. After all the kids, reignite the romance and enjoy your madam. Doooh ooo!
Men we want to hear your point of view, don't shy away, it could help us...
Oga, you both enjoyed, but na she go bear the pain, na her nyash or stomach dem go tear, na her nipples pickin go dey bite. No fear na.
@mrs shantelle, ur husband is a gentle man. Not all men will even get up at that time to cook for themselves not to talk of pregnant wife.
Lolololol omgoodness this so funny. Pls oo dnt lose appetite nxt time. Poor hubby.
Kukuma is let me just
If it was possible Stella I fir hand the mantle to Oga make he carry then he for know say kaki no be leather.
This post will be very interesting!I remember when I was preggy.Any time hubby is around I will make him to carry food flask around the street looking for where to buy mama~put for me as hardly eat foods prepared in my house.Pregnancy sha!God bless our hubbys.
Ideato, Hmmmm! You have starte again ooo!
In what language is "Kukuma" is let me just @odus
My first is just a year and seven months, I want another baby so but hubby has refused to touch me. I went through d labour drama alone with my mom cos of his kinda work. Though he loves our princess soooooooooo much, he keeps saying he isn't ready for another yet. Whenever we make love, it's like a waste of time cos he refuse releasing till I told him off not to bother touching me if that's how he wants to play. No romance nothing.tired of this thing called marriage, can't remember the last time I felt loved I know he cheats. Now am focused on my daughter, myself and my business. Trying to find love elsewhere. Am just young to go through stuff like this. Until I see changes in him, am not going back on my decision. By the way am neat, inside and out, I do things and wear things he likes.u won't even know I av had a baby. Bt my sisters, a man that will cheat will cheat no matter how u try to please them.
Lol. I pity some husbands
Ideato foolish... Bitter leaf cynthia..
Ideato, ur prayer is for them to be in a loveless marriage abi. No wonder u are still a classless gwemz. U think everyone is in a loveless marriage like ur mother n siblings
Hahahahha..Ideato you seem to enjoy sad marriage tales. Haba! Rejoice with Happy homes, this is the kind of homes to tap from. Hehehhe. Mrs Shantel I wish you peaceful delivery jare.
You don't blame them na pregnancy hormone cause am.Now I remember that nkem own and ini edo abi Kate hanshew movie.
Hahahahha. Oga your post dey funny abeg!!
Make eh kukuma carry the belle, abi eh think say that one easy?
It was my mum's first grand child so she was always visiting luckily for us my chairman decided to show on one of such visits.On the day of labour, i took the key to my wife's car instead of mine and i got a resounding back hand slap when she noticed it before me. Mumsy said i should ignore her Wifey is left handed so you can imagine how painful her slap was I was,I was still recovering from the slap when I noticed she was peeing on herself,i ignorantly said madam nah ah you cannot enter my new car with your pissy pissy body pls go and change. Before i could say jack i got another hot one again on the same cheek ha! I just spark, I start to halla o woman WTF? Mumsy gave me another slap while explaining that it's her water that just broke , by now the both of them were screaming at me at the top of their voices, I just jejely start motor, i don red finish with anger, they both entered and the shouting still continued o. When we got to the hospital, they requested for her bag and another round of confusion started, we didn't bring it madam said I should call someone to get it because she cannot pay for what we both enjoyed alone, Hian which part of the birthing process am I supposed to participate in na? She said rub my back, massage my waist, if I rub it too hard, slap! If am too gentle, slap! My yellow paw paw face saw hell that day. After another 2 hrs she was wheeled to the labour room and my chairman swaggered into the world after one push. My mother and mother in law turned my house up side down after we were discharged every day was like a carnival for one month straight, they were both first time grandmothers, both came with a truck load of food stuff for omugwo, they won't even let wifey or me touch the baby, while trying to outdo each other my wife became the referee as i was deliberately coming home late to avoid their drama, along the line the both mother became friends and spoilt the hell out of my family. I added weight ehn even more than wifey that actually had the baby. We have another baby on the way btw
I have to share this. During my wife's first pregnancy, she called me to get a bunch of banana for her on my way back from work. Which I gladly did. On getting home I gave it to her, see her eating the banana without offering me which was unlike her, I picked one out of the banana and after the first bite she started crying that I just ate the one the baby wants! Shuu! The bunch was still big.She wept uncontrollably, even my neighbours had to come and ask if all was well. I had to call everyone to help beg her o.That was one experience I will never forget.
Madam with 1yr 7 moths baby, you better be careful.Don't let all dese comments you read on dis blog cloud ur judgement. Respect ur hubby, if he doesn't want another child yet, let it be. You both are not running anywhere. And don't even think of cheating on him. If he reports u to ur parents dey won't want to hear if he cheated first or not.Sex is not food dat everyday he must come inside you. Concentrate on ur daughter and other areas on ur life.You will notice d less you keep nagging about it, d more he will want you. You can even mistakenly get pregnant in d process.Value what u have and don't be looking at comments of Queen and bus, all na bobo.
My hubby enjoyed then, cos I no bother him at all.
Ohmigosh...I'm howling in Laughter here."The one the baby wants" ahhhahahahahA
I sent mine. She didn't post. I just didn't bother sending the second one..
Mine was at midnight. And I was faking it.. Not like I felt like eating suya. But he was getting to comfortable with my pregnancy being stress free and I just changed it for him. He brought suya and I started crying he didn't buy the type I liked and I went to bed laughing in my mind. I did plenty things. Even faked vomittijt, tiredness and so many things. My pregnancy came with no single symptom ,not even one. So I had to show him that it's not easy before he will think it's easy
I did this too. But I was faking it. Pretended that cooking was making me nauseous . He decided to cook and I'll just be running to the toilet pretending to throw up, when he is coming ,I'll just flush and wash my mouth. So most times it was food cooked outside and thunder times he cooked . Did this one very well in my first pregnancy but second I did it small.
I don't get your story He doesn't want another child now and you decided to sex starve him?
When I was pregnant for my first I made my hubby drive touch garki on a Sunday looking for amala...lol
Oh yeah...blame it on the hormones, the fake ones inclusive...kikiki
Jamb question...IMO I think kukuma means 'Just'Abeg kukuma shut up there - just shut upKukuma finish the gist na - just finish the gist...
Hahahahahahhahahaha. I only stated the obvious.I love LOVE
hahahahhaahahhahaha.....iv been laughing lik a mumu since.....so much tears in my eyes now! lwkmd!
Ideato is not trueoo,my hubby is a perfect gentlemanoo,cute,humble,God fearin and rich,i won't say he is perfect,cos me am not perfect,but am blessed with complete ?package joor,baba God noni,wat is the big deal in her hubby makin indomie dat makes u doubt it?my hubby used to search for kilishii every nightoo durin preggy,to me is normal
At anony nah pidgin now. Make i kukuma leave am. Let me just leave am and if you no satisfy help me remove the let me make the just remain. Kikikikiki. *WINKS AT PIPI LEE
Anything I ask Oga leboo to buy he will it in carton buy coke he will buy dozen the guy no waka 2times and my house was so with everything buy me moimoi from mega chicken he will and store.at the end I got tired of demand because everything is either in carton or dozen
Anony clap for yourself
Oga should I say cross your legs now and...... Hahahahhahahahhshahs
I am so faking symptoms in my next pregnancy. My husband had a free ticket on the 1st one because I didn't want to bother him at all. He will know what's up soon.
@anonymous 00:11,hahaha. Your hubby doesn't just want to be going upandan so just take the things in cartons and let everybody have peace. Lol.
Fab mum you are just an ignorant mofo.....must u comment? Did u not read where her husband just makes love without any emotions and just withdraws cos he doesn't want to cum inside her? How do u ple even reason? Now u are asking if she just decided to stave him of sex? Gerarahia men.....poster just sit him down and tell him in clear terms how his actions is making you feel....if he doesn't want another child just calm down for now but sex between you two must be enjoyable....if you are sure he is still cheating then protect yourself....he should know the consequences of his actions
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