Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: London Tatafo season 41

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Sunday, 23 October 2016

London Tatafo season 41

Get in here! ! 

Tatafo was asked to call out a certain London tailor.




There's a tailor in this town that has been causing a lot of confusion between her customers and those who refuse to patronize her.

Wetin sef? 
Yours truly was minding her business jeje, when people started whispering about this very arrogant tailor who's based somewhere in E/London.

No be me talk am oh, na wetin dem talk.

Tatafo gathered that this London tailor is always at loggerheads with her customers. Why? The story goes that she likes to be respected by fire by force, meanwhile she doesn't respect others. She gets angry at certain people when they call her by her first name without the 'Aunty' appellation. She insists that she's over 40years of age and must be respected. 

Whosai.. who her age epp?
Amebos say that most of her friends no longer patronize her because of her edgy koikoi attitude.

Her modus operandi.. 

It was revealed to Tatafo that this tailor who goes by a peculiar kind of 'tool' name for her business, and who was also mentioned in a recent brouhaha that happened in London, is fond of putting her nose in other people's business. She is said to be one who likes to know who is sleeping with whom. Rumour has it that once you go to her to sew cloth and she gets to know a little about you, that's it, she'll discuss you with the next client. 

Customer you sef, why talk too much when you visit your tailor or hairdresser? This habit is very common amongst Nigerians.‎
Olofofos also explained how this tailor has been in the middle of so many roforofo fights in London. For example, it was said that there was a time that two friends whose clothes she makes had issues. So, for a while the friends knew nothing about each other or what styles they sewed respectively. But somehow, this London tailor told each friend that the other friend was always coming to her to ask what styles of clothes her friend was making, hence, making it seem as if one friend was trying to copy the other.  ‎


Tatafo was also hinted about how expensive her tailoring charges are. To the extent that when you complain she'll start to insult you behind your back, calling you cheap. 

**Errr but why London people dey too complain? Is it by force to sew your clothes in her place? Make una waka front mbok. **

Another habit of this London tailor that was revealed is that, if per adventure you were her customer but stopped patronizing her, and she sees you on Facebook wearing an outfit made by another tailor, then you don enter. As she'll start to pass your pictures round to criticize your looks. 

Tatafo gathered that even though she doesn't have exclusive designs of her own, as she relies on "copy and paste' styles from instagram pictures and magazines, she'll still charge you double the price for copying another person's style. 

Hian!! 

We also heard that this lady tailor is very aggressive, cunny, and likes to bully her friends. If you owe her 5pounds you are in trouble because she'll tell anyone who cares to listen. Gist has it that she has nothing good to say about any other tailor in London but herself.

Maka why? 

Her clients complained that she was in a habit of withholding the remainder of her their fabrics, which she uses for other clients and charges them exorbitantly for it. 

Na wa!

A lot of "dem say dem say" surrounds this London tailor, to the extent that Tatafo was told about how she had 'one thing one thing' with a customer's husband at a point. It was a very dirty fight according to amebos. But Tatafo is yet to get the details of this fight.

OK oh, we have heard. Tatafo has called out this tailor as was requested.

Madame tailor, Your people say make you take am easy. That you should stop gossiping about your customers. That you should stop stalking them on social media when they refuse to allow you make thier clothes again. And that you cannot force anyone to call you 'aunty", say no be you carry dem come london.  You hear? ‎


**Meanwhile aunty, can Tatafo come and be sewing her cloth in your place? I nor mind oh, because e be like say you go dey give me better amebo gist. Na that one concern me. And I don't mind calling you MUMMY join, that is if you will be sewing FREE cloth for me o. Lolz! Tailors can sabi gossip for Africa


Tatafo is seriously getting ready for the party in Essex. Who wants to come? ‎

Tatafo will be back! ‎
Catchya! ‎


Stella hunnay I have hot gist for you



*Abeg i get serious cold,wetin be the gist?Mscheeeew!


57 comments:

sugar baby said...

Am not always good at decoding this tatafo gist, let me just wait for comments

em jay said...

Just passing.

St.FranKooL.... said...

#First, eliminate fear, anger and imbalance in your life. Then you can move forward to create the changes needed in your life*

Ehi Human hairs and handmade wigs London said...

Tatafo where and when is this your party? Invite me. As for making of clothes,I always send mine to Nigeria. It's cheaper and sewn better. No time for all these over priced tailors.

Chidinma Gift said...

Will be back to read comments

Asoge Atelier said...

Stella you dey fight Tatafo ni?

Lizzy Berry said...

Tailor gist finally... No snatching of husband or boyfriend

Lilly simple said...

Decoders oya make who na com out cos na for front of priest I take read this gist
Oh. Lord have mercy

Anonymous said...

U say!tailor can gossip for Africa but naija hair dressers choii they can gossip for the world both the one war concern customer and the one wae no concern am,they go download all.

Anonymous said...

I'll like to come the party if old mama youngie is allowed there,late fifties so I can still pass for a lady plus I look good I don't look my age,am hench and I dress fabulous.would be nice to let my hair down and mingle with the young generation.....I don't know the tailor,I enjoy London tatafo though despite that I don't always know this people you talk about here I still look forward to sundays to read tatafo London.....so where is that bad child that was cussing me out on this blog.chikito how are you my dear?you don baff?# chaiiiii you people have thought me bad bad things on this sdk blog,all kinds of slangs,when I talk among my friends now it's like am speaking a different language to them but I like ittttttttt.ahahaahaaa.

Anonymous said...

All these you mentioned here are common behaviours and attitudes of tailor's and hairdressers,especially the local ones.btw all hairdressers not only Nigerians gossips.decoders come and tell us who this tailor be.

Anonymous said...

This is a bloody lie, you're referring to Scissorshand. Fear God o

Anonymous said...

Use very with the over priced pls Ehi human hairs.i tire for these London tailors,how much is thread and needle,join button,linen and zip untop self nau reach £5 to £6 and they will charge you £60 to sew just one attire.its too much,they are just reaping us off,and most of them don't sew really good.we'll have to go and report them to be paying tax on all these our money they are collecting.

Anonymous said...

It seems tatafo lives in d razzest part of London tueh

Anonymous said...

Scissor hand couture by Abiola Dawodu. She does not know how to sew at all. She can only sew for herself. That's why people go to her. Only crazy people patronise her though cause u must be absolutely bonkers to pay that much for absolute rubbish.

Anonymous said...

Na scissorhand be the bitch ass tailor. Ugly babe like that.. forever gossiping. Eni ti aye e ti baje...

Anonymous said...

Heheh... i know this 1. Scissorshandsstylingempire on instagram. With her foolish i wanna be friend/enemy duchess of essex she calls herself. So razz

Anonymous said...

Heheehheehehhehee awon aunty Scissorhands...

Priceless Jewel said...

Ripping

Anonymous said...

So dis gist is true? Leme call the person that first warned me bout dis babe. She's ma friend on fbk tho, she no fine rara

Anonymous said...

Off course she leaves in south east, very razz stories with low life peeps mtsheeew

Anonymous said...

Ahhhhh her gist yaf enter ere? Stella if I begin d tailor gist it will b long. 2 of my friends can beat her if dey see her. Tataafo for u to mention dat she likes to be called aunti is y I belive ur gist cos it's so tru. D person dat gave u d gist must b an insider

Anonymous said...

Decoders yaf come.

Anonymous said...

Mummy where doyu live?lols! Tataafo invite me too I live in Erith

Anonymous said...

Egor, hehehehehehe

Anonymous said...

The babe sleeps around ehn.. I just pity her bastard sons, if only they knew their mum is a runz babe.. go do DNA for those boys oooo... ehnehn. I am your close friend, but I despise you cause I know you are fucking my husband... no be today i go show you feffer

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

Voila! I knew I'd find you here.... hello 👋🏽 I barely scrolled twice and saw your comment. I've not only bathed, I've brushed, ditched my BlackUp foundation for MAC today (first time. Not bad) painted my face very well. Rocked my new purple heels (Ted Baker) and my Lolavita wig, white cotton pants and grey jumper (Both from Zara), and my balogun market costume jewelry men. Went to church. Lifted holy hands. And the message today was that we should show love to broken and unhappy people because they are all around us. It really touched me you know.

So here goes..... I'm sending 1m kisses your way 💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋
I love you so much mummy abuser!! I love you with the love of the Lord. I hate jelly boots but I love you anyway. And I pray today that God will open your eyes to start dressing and acting your age. He will do it. Infact I sowed a seed for you. I know my Lord who answers prayers will do it in our midst and we will use you as a point of contact for all grandmas who like to exchange words with us. May the spirit of Sisi Eko and TGW be imparted upon you. Amen!!🙏🏽 Ni Oruko Jesu..... thank you Lord 🙌🏽 Healing in this blogosphere today. Hallelujah

Starjoy said...

Anonymous 15:50 are you for real? Your best friend fucking your husband

Anonymous said...

Chikito please leave mummy alone... Dont you have elders at home. 😕

Anonymous said...

Please go and sit down on the potty, and leave innocent children out of your unfulfilled love life. If you are good on bed your man won't be sleeping around. 😯Holly

stacy brown said...

Pls you can contact me for cloth making here in nigeria....

Become a cam model said...

Become a cam model

jeanette said...

Nawa o

Anonymous said...

This Chikito try to have some chill, you insult people you do not know anyhow and troll like a cockroach, ITK. Mama nothing do you I love your type of elders, carry go and continue looking after yourself.

Anonymous said...

You think being good in bed prevents a man from cheating on you? Lol...

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

Anon 17:34- oh shut it and tell your 'mummy' to face her family and stop calling my name upandan. 😊 that's how the elders in my family behave. I am the daughter of a seasoned educationist, so I'm actually naturally very very disciplined. Now your mummy has called me stupid, an animal, a cursed bla bla bla. All because I said I don't like mercy johnson's shoe. Is it by force? CAN'T an elder disagree without abusing? No oh! Say she used to like me until I made a tribalistic comment (as if I care 🙄) then she adds 'I'm your mother's mate' to scare me? 😂😂 No it doesn't work that way.
Today now she woke up asking me if I've had my bath. Calling me - Chikito a 'bad child' . I'm a 28 year old woman in my own right. No stranger addresses me so. Cos no one feeds me. She dare not address a 28 yr old lady in England that way. As an 'exposed' woman she should know better. So when your mummy maintains her Lane I will maintain mine. But ofc, ass lickers won't see it that way 😊 In my tribe adults don't insult (or bully) younger ones without reason. I know the tribe that usually does that so I can guess mummy's tribe. But I'm not from her village so I can't be bothered.

Anonymous said...

Wow!!!
Now wah ooh!

Jasmine said...

Ha!

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

Anon 19:01- Sundays are my fre days so bring it on! You can love mama all you want but she doesn't know me so redirect your advice back to her. Pitiful lot!

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...
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Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

*mercy aigbe's shoe

Anonymous said...

Anon 15.16 it's obvious you don't even know where London is,otherwise you would've known that East London is different from south East London that you have heard your relatives or friends talk about when they come to naija.tatafo was talking about someone in East London not south East London.fyi south East London is not a razz place ok.

Anonymous said...

I live in Farnborough.got back late from church today so am just less busy now to read comments,chikito my dear you even replied me two times.clap for yourself as a writer that you IS now writing long epistle,I won't call thunder to come fire you.what will fire you is already living inside you cos you are the one that seems broken and unhappy.it shows in your comments. Bye child.i would've sent you kisses too but it's gone past my bed time now #kikikiki kakakakaka ahaaaaaaaaaa.

Anonymous said...

But Abby scissors hand is not fine,how can your husband be sleeping with that.

Just Glamour said...

If you like hang your legs any angle,it won't stop the man from cheating,no be only good on bed.

cherish said...

If you like do 360 degree on bed with the man, be a pornstar for him, if he is gonna cheat, nothing will hold him back.

Anonymous said...

Toooohhh!!! Abike/Jibike loading.

sisi eko said...

Lmao. The so called razz can be interesting though.

OK let me scroll down and read comments eh.

sisi eko said...

That is eh. The snatching ish was unbecoming. Trust such gists will soon resurface. Their story is never complete with husband snatching lol

Chikito The Professional Runs Girl said...

Woooww!! 'Mummy mummy' Your reply so so humble. Good! Mission accomplished 💃🏽💃🏽

sisi eko said...

Ahnnn c'mon make up now you two. I won't ignore you guys' comments today. You've been at this since last week na. Please chikito and the elderly anonymous, It's ok please. This particular post is meant to entertain us,.so don't take it too seriously biko.

Hugs hugs to both of you.

sisi eko said...

Na wa

sisi eko said...

Ewooooo.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

@Sisi Eko I will ignore her henceforth cos of the respect I have for you.

Anonymous said...

Nor mind d mumu

Anonymous said...

B deceiving yasef with ur craw craw tohtoh

Loveme Jeje said...

Chikito easy ooo. Make peace with her. It is well with you.

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