Monday IHN

Happy Monday People of SDK Blog!
Love my #CookiesAndCream.

Who do we have here as face of In house news?

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MONDAY FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS SAYS

Dearest Stella,

Am an avid follower of your blog though most times on ghost mode....lol
Here are my pics,no be only woman dey be ihn face joor.keep up the good work.
Warm regards
Dubem.

HAHAHA...My dear,that is why i removed the babe for today to put you Ojare,she will be used tomorrow.Please if you are interested in being face of IHN,only send in head shots,we no wan see bwest or anything else..lol

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WORD FOR TODAY

 

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10k Give away BRIDE TO BE - Onoweh Patience

I would like to give 10,000 to Onoweh Patience. 
The beautiful bride to be, her pre wedding photos were posted on Friday. 

I would like you to rock a very beautiful shoe or sandals on your wedding day. Some people's comment about her shoe wasn't nice. So just in case she will be posting her wedding pics, I would love to see her rock some nice shoes.

Please, you guys should not use that photographer for your wedding.

If she is not interested, I will still wanna give the 10,000 to anyone really indeed of it. 

Patience please contact this Angel on her email address omalichamaho@gmail.com

Please make sure you ask for proof of wedding IV before you initiate ayment cos i dont trust BV's oh
Thank you

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YORUBA DEMON BREAKS BV'S HEART.

Stella Good morning and happy independent..i wanted to share this since yesterday,biko post am.

I met this yoruba guy(demon)early this year,choi,this guy was professing love to me begging to allow home see my mum that he want to marry me,gave me his password,i know his house,infact nothing about this guys that I don't know.

Stella I never knew this guy still has demon in him,I sha fell in love with him our relationship was sweet and I was happy about it..

This guy strike!!!!This guy took me out and in present of me started asking another girl out..i just pretended that I was an ordinary friend to him, watching him,they sha exchange number.

Stella I have never been so humiliated in my life

I will  marry an hausa man than get married to a yoruba man....

Stella biko post this..
I never believed that demon of a thing until it happened to me

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RE: BEAUTIFUL BV WHO IS HAS A SICKLE CELL TRAITS FINALLY PREGNANT AFTER TTC-ing WRITES IN

My one and only Stella, another SDK is a counterfeit.
Thank you all for your prayers.
For people who need help in buying the concieve easy kit. You can reach me on
goldgold2016@yahoo.com and I will send you my contact number.

For people that think it's kind of advertisement, no its not. I didn't know Stella is going to post the website, I was hoping she would inbox directly to people that are interested. I am not affiliated or brand ambassador of the company as most people insinuate. but maybe one day if they come across this post I will become one (lol) I'm just trying to help women TTC to give it a try. 


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MAMA NNUKU IS BACK WITH STORY TELLING

Hello everyone! It good to be back I miss y’all 

Sdk kokoro (**shinesteeth**) my number 1 blogger, your head dey there.. lol .

I get small yarnis for una today for one tory wey shele as I dey enter lasgidi last week. 

If I no tell una where I dey come from e go be like say I no try , I was returning from brazil anyways , (lmao)the oversabinus please don’t ask me if have ever been to an airport. (lol) na water I follow come back I miss my flight , as people bombard mamannuku for brazil say make I begin sign autographs.  

The Gist: 

So as I enter this danfo, coming from Ketu , There wasn’t much passengers  in the bus , seated on the third roll was a woman with her daughter of about 6years of age, a man was seated on the fourth seat  so I decided to sit next to the woman and her daughter .  After much shouting and screaming from the conductor, ewo le , ewo le oo ( make una enter o ) lol .. the bus finally full..  ooshey oo Jesu I said to myself . then the journey started ..  

conductor oya from front owo da ?  (bus fare )  and everybody paid peacefully . . when we got to palmgroove ,  then I heard the little girl asking her mum, mum shey oti fun yin ni change? (As the conductor given you change? )  and her mum answered no. I was jus seated minding my business. Then a voice spoke  

Little girl: eeeehis, eeeehis , conductor wosssi , conductor (sternly ) 

All passengers turned to see who was talking and it was the little girl beside me 

Conductor:  eeeh eeeh eeeh in his igbo accent, onye? Igbo boy don jamb for Lagos ooo. (Lol) .. kilo shele? (wetin happen)  he asked ? 

Little girl :  kilode ti o fun mummy mi change ( why u no give my mama change) ? 

Conductor: kosi change ni 

Little girl: wobii  ofe ku sha? ( you wan die abi?) 

Conductor: ( Bursted out laughing ) all passenger don turn jokingly putting whining and telling the conductor to give her change before the little girl beats him up.

The mother was embarrassed, she just sat there looking didn’t know what to say.

Conductor: bia, ki loruko eee (what your name )  

Little girl: Monsura ki lo shele?  ( Monsura .. wetin happen) lmao.   The look on her face was epic 

Conductor : toh bah ti fe bole ma fun e change , ibo lo ma ti bole  (where u go alight ) 

Little girl: fadeyi bustop .  

Conductor : haaaaa.. omo fadeyi moh foh oooo.. lol. (laughing heartily) 

Lol.. finaly we got to Fadeyi and monsura and the mum alighted , the conductor return their fare and also gave little monsura a 200 naira note ..  (smiles) oya chop knuckle he said and the lil girl did and they went their way. Lol ..

Everyone couldn’t stop talking about lil monsura .. Na so tory end oooo.. 

Till I waka come again.. saluteeh a lot of people . una dooooh ooo. 

Mama Nnuku welcome back.I missed you.good to hear your voice on the fone.
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TESTIMONY ON JOB

I know you are usually the  busy one, but I am a regular B.V though, not a regular commenter. I am so happy that God has remembered me in this serious trying times. I got a job even though it's small,  I still bless God- the way maker  for making it possible.I know this is the beginning of greater things for me. I will definitely come back  to give in due time and also to market for this company o! which by the way, would raise my competency rating with them. Thank you Lord!

Happy for you

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This is actually good news for Blog visitors who have been having difficulty with ‎reading more than 200 comments on the blog...

The bug and template has been fixed permanently and henceforth if you are using your mobile phone to surf ‎SDK blog;simply click on "LOAD MORE" at the end of every comment which is more than 200 and yippee;you would get the comments which are following...

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#regards and "Happy‎ reading"...

To the person who made this possible..HONEY I LOVE YOU!

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LOOKING TO BUY AFFORDABLE BABY THINGS

 I went to the market on Saturday to get some baby things needed as I will be birthing before the end of the year but the prices I met sent me back home. I decided to ask from fellow bv's who have these things in their stores and wouldn't mind selling at a more cheaper rates for me. Pls blog fam, I need to buy the following:

Baby Bath

Baby bed and mattress

Car Seat

Baby wardrobe

Rocker

Moses Basket

I will really appreciate and be grateful if I can get them here from those who are sure they won't be needing the items soon or anymore and are willing to part with them. Please kindly consider your sis from another mother. My contact is 08035397895, email tutsie_link@yahoo.com

Thanks Stella and stay blessed

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Single room available for people visiting London.

Hi Stella hope you are doing well. I have an offer for students or tourists visiting London. I have a single room in a three bedroom flat located in the heart of London the person will have their own toliet. 

The flat is 1 minute away from bus stops and train station, in a clean and posh area in London. Price is £40 a night or £280 per week. All are bills included as well as free WiFi. If interested WhatsApp me on 447466257074. 

Ps: I leave here with my family. Thanks.

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BV JOEFIRST TELLS OF HOW HE GOT ADDCITED TO SDK BLOG

Hello stella,

I feel like sharing, how I became an SDKier.. Just every other bored

person, I was checking for sites with Jokes, to murder the fathers of

boredom, and I saw the Friday laugh and Saturday laugh, sincerely,

that was all always come back for, I find the news boring then, I

would tell my siblings, enter stelladimokokorkus, there are funny

memes there, on weekend, later the shoki drew my attention (which the

winch here, no go gree me win), as times goes on , I started reading

the gists and I wanted to be one of those that are dropping comment.

Not everytime we beg, I just want to use this media to appreciate you

for the wonderful time, its being great so far, keep up the good work,

and God bless you and your family. (Winches will not say amen like

that, Jesus will visit you, dozen by dozen)

BV- Joefirst Joshua

AHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA...Really nice...who else wants to share how they stumbled on this blog and how it has impacted them.I have personally learnt so much from you all that i cannot find words enough to describe how blessed i am to have you all as BV's.We are a unique lot on the internet and i am sure you all know that.

God bless us all.

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BLOG VISITORS IN ATLANTA HOLLA!

Hey Stella,

I'm currently in Atlanta for a few days. Would love to hook up with BVs here. I'm female and can be reached on  +16786500682

Thank you.

Madam you didnt tell me you were travelling abi?you try oh...Buy us ''ambuga'' ohlol

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RENT TESTIMONY

Dear Stella,

Good morning, I am here to share an awesome testimony of how God will always come through for His own. I am one of those that testified on this blog about my pregnancy (former ttc). Since I became pregnant things have been a bit rough for my husband and I. 

People were saying it's because I am pregnant, that things like that usually happen (I don't know how true that is).

Anyway back to the main gist, our rent was going to expire this month of September, my husband and I did all we could to get the money but nothing came. We were devastated because we had never owed before. Infact on 29th of September I cried my eyes out, because I just didn't believe the way things were. My husband was worried more about me than the rent as i could not stop crying.

My darling Stella, you will not believe it ooo, exactly on the 30th of September, two debtors paid my husband out of no where and one of his friends gave us 100k.

God in his infinite mercies came through for us, God sent us our rent and we paid our rent on that same day.

I am so grateful to God. My Darling Miracle worker.

I can imagine your worries..Thank God!

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10K APPRECIATION

SDK. I want to appreciate that angel who requested for my account details on IHN sometime ago to help with part of my child's school fees. She credited my account with 10k over the weekend. May God bless her and all that concerns her. May she live long in good health.

 I was left with no kobo after treating my child of acute malaria a few days back. This angel was God sent. May God replenish her. I'm grateful.

SDK, thank you for your role. Remain blessed.

Bv Folly Realwoman.

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APPRECIATION FOR ANGEL AUSTIN 10k SEPT GIVEAWAY

Good day Stella. God bless you for the good job you have been doing here and for using your blog to change lives.

 I want to thank the most handsome ANGEL AUSTIN that gave me 10k for the support towards my final exams, am really grateful. My God will continue to enrich your pocket and grown all your efforts IJN. Thanks,  God bless.

BV Debby.

Thank you Angle Austin....Angel tee kay has also paid but i am yet to receive thanks from the person,una try oh,common to show appreciation is a problem..una no sabi say begging has rules?if you cannot show appreciation,please do not bother with begging!

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APPRECIATION FOR NATIVE ATTIRE

I want to appreciate a beautiful Angel on your blog who gifted me beautiful native attires, it's so incredibly generous of her. No words can express my sincere gratitude. May God reward you in abundance.

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SMALL CHPS GIVEAWAY

Hello Mrs Korkus,

I would like to give away a tray of small chops to someone that is hosting a little group of about 10-15 people this month.I hope this adds to entertain your guest.

I would have preffered giving it to a birthday mate (Oct 14) but i would just give it to anyone that really needs it.

The tray contains:
-15 Spring roll
-15 Samosa
-15 Peppered Gizzard
-30 Mini Puffs/mosa

Kindly send a mail to michaakafoods@gmail.com and state the date you want to use it and for what purpose.You must be willing to pick up and if you stay on the mainland (Ikorodu Rd axis) better for you.

I would pick the most convenient date for me .Little shoki on the 14th.

God Bless SDK and BVs.

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VACANCIES

Please I have vacancies for a female supervisor and a marketing staff in my company in GRA, Port-Harcourt.

For the supervisor role, applicants should be graduates with 1 year experience in banking or food business. The salary is 50k.

For the marketing role, applicants should be graduates with good IT skills and a strong marketing drive. A minimum of 1 year in either IT or marketing is also needed. Salary is 50k.

Interested applicants should send their cv to sales@mudase.market

Successful candidates will resume immediately.

Thank you.

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Singing out with One thousand naira shoki....

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