Monday IHN

Monday......Kisses to you!
May today be a BLESSING to you!..AMEN!

Lost my #CookiesAndCream........Sigh

FACES OF IHN SAY

Stella Sugar, my name is blessing and have seen a lot of beautiful faces here and I decided to send mine. 

Hope you are fine? God bless you

I am fine honey..kisses!

Dear Stella, am a regular bv and I do comment as Chief Teepomping once in a while. I noticed we have more of female faces in our IHN face(s) so as a fine boy that I is now lol. I think I could be an IHN face. Thanks

Hahahahahahahhahahahahaahha those your lips eh..hmmmm
Anyway how far?

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DISPOSING OF SANITARY PADS

my one and only Mrs Korks,that has my kinda beautiful nose.Thanks for posting my mail the other day

   Please i have a silly but important question i want to ask my ladies(sorry guys but this doesnt concern you)

    WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSE TO DISPOSE USED SANITARY PADS? 

I normally flush into the toilet but, for some months now,our toilet has been blocking on a regular basis( i said months because i changed pad because of heavy flow)    

 Hubby normally calls plumber to do the stuff but it kept repeating so he decided this time around that he must be there to supervise him because he felt the guy wasnt doing a good job.

 Oga plumber opened all the chambers leading to the soak away and all they kept seeing was TISSUE(comfit pad).They actually think its tissue because it was scattered and washed but i knew what it was.

After all said and done,hubby came in and said we are no longer using tissue in this house not me,not him,not even the kids. He said if we gbensh,we go straight to the bathroom to bathe or toilet to wash and if we poo,everybody must use water to wash bumbum. 

Chaii see rules and regulations on top watin no concern tissue.I objected to it and told him theres no way we can do away with tissue in the toilet so he went ahead and brought out a new bucket for whoever wishes to use tissue to use and dump in the bucket after cleaning their bum and mandated me to do the burning of the used tissue 

lol see me see gobe o,my people.

I know fully well that its sanitary pad that blocked it because nobody lives with us in the  house and we hardly get visitors that stay over but i want to try and rectify it myself by proving to him that tissue alone cannot block toilet so we will continue to use the tissue and flush it but what happens to the real cause of the blockage?put in the trash,burn,or what?Ladies please suggest o.Make una no curse fellow sister lahor

OMG YOU DO NOT FLUSH IT DOWN,YOU DISPOSE IT OFF IN A SEPARATE WASTE BAG AND THROW AWAY IN THE TRASH..DO NOT FLUSH IT.

About the matter of washing bumbum after whatever,are you not gonna dry it up?or will you not clean before washing it and then drying it up?

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LOVE SWAP

Good day ma, I really don't know how to go about this but something keeps pushing me to write this, I would not know where this would fit on your platform but it is an urgent plea and I may never know.....

I am from Onitsha north in anambra state, I never knew it had so many traditions till I got to a marriageable age, I am a 26year old female I live in Abuja with my parents. 

Part of our tradition is to get married to people from the same place that is Onitsha. I just recently met a young man from Onitsha who I must say is a great guy but when he came to say hi to my parents we were told that we are 'nwanne' which means we are related even though we aren't from the same village, we were later told we aren't related but there was a decree back in the day that the two villages cannot inter marry due to the fact that they disagreed a lot. 

After making a lot of enquiries we decided not to disappoint both parents and let things be. Both Parents have dragged our ears telling us we have to marry people from Onitsha it's becoming a difficult task but I would really like to use this medium to see if I can meet anyone from Onitsha who obviously has been going through this same situation and maybe Also match make him with a girl from Onitsha aswell. 

Please Mrs Stella help us it would really give us some comfort meeting new people from Onitsha  I know people from all tribes visit your blog and we are hopeful.

This is my Bbm pin - 7ADEEDB4

Attached below is my picture so you could put a face to this mail but it is for your eyes only. 

WOOOOW,See beauty!!!..I wish you all the best as you search for love...so how you wan do am?should the ladies contact you for his contact?

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VACANCY

My institution is urgently in need of a Matured Male Secretary. The preferred candidate should either have an SSCE/OND/HND and must be living at Ojota/Ketu/Ogudu axis.

He must also be highly computer literate,married and a born again christian.Please this is strictly for OND/SSCE holder who resides at the above location.

Driver with SSCE is also urgently needed and the salary is 40,000 and the preferred candidate must also be staying around the above stated location.

Kindly send your cv to schoolhrnigeria@gmail.com

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MISS ABOKI GOT BLESSED

Saanu madam Korkus, its miss Aboki again ooo. My own angel has located

me through your blog even when I didnt ask.

I have been eating concoction rice back to back since monday not

because it is my favourite but because I didnt have a choice.

I even thought of applying for a giveaway but decided against since

there are people with worse challenges.

Then on Friday morning, a bv sent message asking for my account details and

transferred a HUGE amount of money. She wants to remain anonymous but

my God who sees in secret must reward her abundantly.

God bless you for allowing your platform to be used to touch lives.

bv miss Aboki

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SHORTLETS

Hello Stella, thank you for your platform, i would appreciate it if this can be posted in the IHN. I live in Texas and I have a spare bedroom for expectant mothers coming to deliver in Texas, tourist or any one that needs a place for a short time. I can be reached via email at shortlet@yahoo.com. my apartment is conducive and everything would be included in the bill. Thank you.

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VACANCY

Hi Stella,

I love this wonderful platform you have given to your bvs to showcase their craft and I pray that the Lord will richly bless you. Please help me post this job advert in IHN section: *Superintendent Pharmacist needed at Rumuodara, by Deeper Life Headquarters, along East-West Road, Port Harcourt. Interested persons should please send their CVs tonovmarpharmacy@gmail.com.

 Thank you and God bless.

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Appreciation for the giveaway from Alata swe swe

Thanks for the stew I really enjoyed it, pls patronise them. Thanks to aunty Stella for this opportunity may God bless u ma.

Obe swe swe we need to gist,abeg mail me.

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HELP

Good day Stella, please I am so devastated right now, I am shedding tears as I type this and I don't have an idea of how ill go about with the trauma I am facing right now. 

I never knew I would ever face what I am facing right now. I never in my wildest imagination imagined that something as terrible as this would befall my family. 

Stella some months back my husband brought a distant relative from the village to stay with my family,the boy is 19 years old, I'll call him O. I objected at first because I didn't want wahala from the village, but after my husband narrated how the family were suffering in the village to train the boy and the boy was such an intelligent and likable boy, I had no choice but to accept him.

He and my 9 year old boy got along very well and he was helping him with his home work and my sons academics improved, I was so happy for that. Two days ago my son was sitting and wincing like he was in pain, I asked him what the problem was and he said nothing, the way he quickly said nothing raised my suspicion, I noticed he was in pain, so why the lie. I became very observant and I noticed he was visibly in pain, he got up from the seat and stood up to eat, I told him to obey table manners by sitting and eating, he sat down sadly and was even in greater pain. i asked him again and he denied it. 

The next day it continued so I told my husband and he said he has to go to the hospital, i told him about his denial which I found strange and the dad said that  a doctor has to see for himself. Stella I even tried to check myself and he quickly brushed my hand off and told me he was okay. I concluded he must be embarrassed and I told him of his fathers decision to take him to the doctor but to our surprise he  started crying and said he will not go. my husband thinking he was just scared of injection insisted that he would go, we practically dragged our son to the hospital because he tried everything he could to stop us. I got the greatest shock of my life when after examining him, the doctor told me that someone was molesting my son through the anus.

 I almost fainted, it was as if I had died and woken up. My 9 year son molested by a fellow boy? how? when?.i was transfixed at a spot for a lot time trying to digest what I was told. when I finally got myself, I went to my boy  and he was crying when I entered where he was, he looked so scared, I quietly asked him who has been doing horrible things to him down there and he said O did it to him. 

Stella I died a second time. I couldn't believe my ears, this is a boy I have helped a lot, he looks so responsible, so well behaved, I would never have suspected him of such devilish act. I looked at my son in disbelief, i started wailing, I was mad.i am like is my son a gay now. why didn't he report him?? 

why?. 

when I told my husband he was mad and nearly killed the boy, we have sent the demon packing. But I don't know what to do with my boy, he needs counselling but I don't know where to take him. we are based in Lagos, please BVS I need help.i am almost going crazy here. Thank you

Too shocked and angry after reading this...WTF!!

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VACANCY FOR TAILOR

Good day Stellz I hope this meets you well.

Please can you post this on Ihn. I'm I urgent need of an experienced tailor in my fashion house in port harcourt, Precisely obiwali road, Rumuigbo. Interested people should call 07019151884.

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VACANCY

Dear Stella

I am currently recruiting for the role of waitresses in my newly set up top-notch restaurant in Victoria Island Lagos. Please see Job Description below:

Job Requirements

*Ensure that all guests are served to the restaurants standard. 

*Display highest standards of hospitality

*Welcome guests with a warm smile and present them with their needs in a friendly, timely and efficient manner.

Person Specification

*Minimum of OND Certificate

* Must be slim or moderate in size/appearance

*Tall in height

*Pretty and attractive

*Good charisma and personality

*Great command of English Language

*Must be clean and very tidy looking. (No Body Odour)

*Should reside on the Island for proximity purpose

Remuneration

Salary package will be based on your negotiation.

Please forward CV to onsophie@yahoo.co.uk

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APPRECIATION

Hello madam stellz

I actually wanna use this medium to say A big "Thanks" to the BV who credited my account anonymously with A whooping sum of #24,500 on friday night..

I cant find the perfect word to express myself or how i feel regarding this kind gesture;but i know the lord i serve will keep multiplying your source of income in A thousand fold..

Thanks A lot ‎from deep down my heart!! And May God keep embarrassing you with success and blessings wherever you are...

@MARTINS ABOY

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VACANCY

I need a live-in nanny with cooking experience.

JOB DESCRIPTION: Take care of an 8 month baby when I am at work.

Cook, when you want to eat.

LOCATION: Alagbole, Lagos

SALARY: N15,000 per month, for a start. Will be increased based on passion and commitment on the job.

 BENEFITS(for a start): Personal room en suite. Sunday and a random week day are free. Conducive environment.

REQUIREMENT:  Kindly come with your HIV/AIDS, STI and Hepatitis test results. 

Interested person should be a Christian, healthy, neat, know how to handle kids, kind and patient with kids. 

Send a mail to olaribigbebadru1@gmail.com, with all the necessary information. 

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THANK YOU TO SDK ANGELS

Stella,

I honest doubt if you are human like us who think only of ourselves. Together with angels of your kind.

Thank you, for affording my home the means to buy food aplenty. Thank you anonymous Angel that sent me money. Both, your homes shall continue to be celebrated in Jesus name.

Bv Justina

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Appreciation to Port Harcourt bv for beautiful dresses

Hi aunty Stella God bless u for this platform,indeed I was favoured. Thank you Mrs Ebi for ur wonderful dresses,gush...there are just lovely,and also for gifting me because Monday is my birthday,may God grant ur heart desires and never let you cry except its for Joy. Thank you plenty plenty...kisses  Stella and you know what?(whispering..she is beautiful.

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CATERER NEEDED IN ENUGU

 I  need an honest caterer in Enugu for my event on Nov 12th... Reach me on 07064477101 ASAP.. Thanks

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GIVEAWAY

Hello dear,

Kindly post this in the in house news. I have some baby things used by my daughter  to give out to some  one that can not afford it. They include flannel wrappers, shawls, some baby clothes, brand new steriliser, breast pump, new toiletries like boot soaps, boots powder and boots baby oil. 

Please help me choose someone that is resident in Port Harcourt who is in need of these things but can not afford them. Kindly send me the chosen person's contact details so that we can arrange for delivery or pick up.

Thank you so much.

Ada Mazi

Ada baby is one of the poster from the LRD,the one i called my bestie..hehehehhe
Anyway,please if you want any of these mentioned,send mail to busy body who will choose two people and send me their contact details to Ada baby.
BBC please i want the info latest tomorrow.
Ada make we yarn naaaaaa,as a BFF that u IS...

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Appreciation to boldnburiful

This is to s‎ay a big thank you to boldnburiful concept, she did an advert on online production class and promised to give 2 slot free to a BV, I was one of the BV that benefited from the free training. God will continue to bless her hand work.

A big hug and kisses to you Aunty Stella for this wonderful platform  may God favour and blessings never go far from you Amen.

BV Deola.

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SINGLES MINGLES REPORT

Good morning Stella, thanks for the good work your are    doing. I want to report a certain Uche Dickson   ( don't know if it's his real name) , I participated in the last edition of Singles and Mingle and Uche Dickson sent me a BBM request. Immediately I accepted, he started sending me nude pictures.. Please Stella, Put up his supposed BBM name and Pin to warn others. 

Thanks 

Blessed! 

My dear sorry but i couldnt post the dirty preek photo.Please if anyne has this person on their contact,please delete NOW!
SICK BASTARD!

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MEMO TO BV PEACE MAKER
Are you James or not..LMAO..I am asking to help you debunk it cos everyone is tagging whatever you comment as ''James''..If you are not James,biko do a rejoinder before they spoil your new name with his bad name..LMAO.
Chei,I miss James like crazy oooooh.If only he can start posting..

James will you be my blog boo?LMAO!!!

Oya catch this kiss...I love you Jamessssssss

*side eyes*

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BRIDAL GIVEAWAY MAKE UP FOR TWO

We would like to Give 2 would be brides a free face beat this coming December 2016.

Please send a message  to dhuneybeaute@gmail.com

Stand a chance to enjoy the offer.

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SIGNING OUT...