Boyfriends still sleeping and Hubby off to work...hehehehehhehehehe! #StellaTime
So you people wanna know what CookiesAndCream means?hehehehehehehe
Soon.
Crazyhornywife i am sure you are Okay now?
What else?
I dreamt of that Obe sweswe advert from yesterday,Infact they offered me a freebie cos the advert response was so good..I am having a guest from Nigeria this week and I wish i could ask for it to be sent along.
I guess the Spontaneous MORNING POST IS HERE TO STAY,ITS SO INTERESTING to read the comments.Please we dont do fights inside here.if someone pisses you off in here,please wait for IHN and take your ISH there,you hear?Kisses
Off to get Coffee ...Kisses to Taiye in Yankee!
Just finished having sex with my husband. Dude can dance well. Lol
ReplyDeleteOnly yoruba guys added me on the last s n m.Should i be worried.
ReplyDeleteYes oh be very woreied, na demons add you kwakwaakaaaakwaaaa
DeleteGood for you.. Lol
ReplyDeleteStop sleeping in a public transport.
Still in bed. Just finished listening to Dr Cindy Trimm's "when the heavens open". I want to be able to pray like she does! Keeping my ear out for the post man too, can't wait to see my product samples. *excited much*
ReplyDeleteMay your joy be permanent.
ReplyDeleteJust getting to work,hoping time passes really quick today, no mortalities in Jesus name Amen!
ReplyDeleteSweetie @ Anon 8:20,listen to me Darling.
ReplyDeleteDon't end ur life just cos he hurt u. No! Who is he that u want to give him that power over U?
Have u paused to think that God might be removing him from ur life? If he could be this callous,den pause and think what sort of a husband he would have Bn if u married him.
It's painful I know but sweetie,U have ur whole life ahead of u to be happy. Never let unfortunate circumstances define who u are. No way!
Everyone has a story. Yes. Some sadder than others but yet stil a story.
Life itself ain't fair! But guess what? When life throws us Lemons,we make juicy Lemonade from it!
For Gold to be gold,it's the only jewel that passes through fire. Can't u see?
Tough people last but Thought times don't!
Never giver up!
God has punished those animals that raped u.
Don't let it define who You are ok?
Dry ur tears Darling and hold ur head up high.
Holding onto The Promises of God that says "In His own time,He wil make everything Beautiful"
And never forget the Book of Psalms dat says "I walk through the valley of the shadow of Death,I shall not fear any evil!
Sending u warm hugs darling. Now smile for me cos God got u.And a total stranger just sent up a Prayer for u dear.
This too shall pass, ok?
Sweetie be strong and know that He is God ok?
ReplyDeleteSending u loads of hugs and wishing there was something I could do to relieve ur pain.
But God can,ok?
Hold him to His Promises in the Book of Job.
It says "Decree a thing and it shall come to pass!"
We decree that pain is not ur portion anymore in Jesus name,Amen! And that laughter and joy wil ring in ur heart,body and home now and always,Amen!
Sorry at Chialuka. May God heal your heart, comfort you and your families. It is well. Keep remembering the good laugh you had with your dad and it will heal you fast.
ReplyDeleteRIP to your dad
Ndo...
ReplyDeleteAwww congratulations Anon 08:57. God is good!
ReplyDeleteJust pray for peace of mind nd tink of evrytin u hate abt him!!
ReplyDeleteAm in my makeup studio, getting set to teach my students. God please make my students catch up fast with today 's lecture, so that their makeup skills will improve greatly, and even better than I am. I know my day is already blessed by God Almighty!
ReplyDeleteAmen and Amen 😁😁😁
ReplyDeleteWell, I agree with you about the poisonous animals here but it isn't that bad as perceived from the outside. You can still come, it's not half bad..
ReplyDeleteMy condolences
ReplyDeleteThanks guys and it's not paining me trust me, it pains him much more lol
ReplyDeleteMade breakfast for hubby nd was eating my ukwa,asked him to break a small chunk of bread nd egg I made for him, he gave me ohh Bur after eating he syd that hes giving me grace ohh that after child birth that if I still eat like that he will get mad at me, Smh am pissed sef not talking to him, he shuld dress up nd start going to the office biko...
ReplyDeleteI pity you! So that Is why he married you!
DeleteCongrats Anon 08:57
ReplyDeleteA great child he/she shall be in Jesus Name.
Fab mum! Lol@ your last paragraph! Same way an anon said I was bragging about living in a duplex cus I wrote I would be going downstairs in a bit to fix breakfast,lol. Na wa o...
ReplyDelete@ Sexy barrister,
ReplyDeleteAwww poor baby! These are things I did with all my kids.
I tried some stuff but they didn't work. Till I stumbled on Bonjela ( I hope I got the spelling)it's in a blue and white tube. I apply on the gums like 3 to 4 times daily.
And in addition to that, I wash and freeze their teethers. I have about 9 or so to last me the whole day. And when properly freezed,I give them to Chew on. It helps them a great deal.I change the teether once I see it's now warm(u can tell by the warmness of the teether fluid) and give another one.
In all just know she wil be fine. It's just a phase she wil soon outgrow.
I'm fine
ReplyDeleteVery fine.
Ugonma I thought today is Wednesday
ReplyDeleteI love your comment jor.
ReplyDeleteReminds me of home and my mom's ukodo and pulufia.
Jeez!
Meanwhile, a snake ate 3 of my little chicks.
I'm gonna find you, you slithering piece of shit.
And you're gonna get it!
Life on a ranch is fun sha.
This leave should extend for some months while I bond with my farm animals.
Pele dear;
ReplyDeleteBut you are on a long thing.
You won't see that bus
May the Hand of God heal you.
ReplyDeleteYou are constantly in my prayers.
I am so sorry for your loss! So sorry, may God heal and comfort you
ReplyDeleteI am so sorry for your loss! So sorry, may God heal and comfort you
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteMay his soul rest in peace. Accept my condolence dear
ReplyDeleteGod bless your hustle.
ReplyDeleteI like!
At work.
ReplyDeleteEnjoying worship medley "by Jonathan Nelson - Smile/Better is one Day" while I work.
Lol, dat ur brother na case..
ReplyDeleteYour story cracked me up, I tink amma use dis ur bro's technique 4my hubby. Shines teeth
ReplyDeleteLmao... Pele dear. I know you are pissed but I could not help laughing out.
ReplyDeleteIt's well, someone better is at the door
ReplyDeleteWoke up feeling depressed, since dad passed away 5 years ago things haven't been the same. Mum is a nanny, I sit at home all day doing nothing looked for even menial job several times but none if forth coming. Younger sister is in a public school and their school fees just got increased from 5K to 8K. No food at home as well I just pray favour smiles on us.
ReplyDeleteYou won't sit at home and favour will smile....
DeleteEnter your area, you'll see a construction going on, ask to be given something to do! Do it for a couple of weeks ,take theoney and find something to sell.
Help your mother..don't let her die from taking care of you when you can hustle..
Or knock on doors and ask to sweep the compound or wash for someone..
Don't be lazy!! You can find something to do if you REALLY look for what to do
Heaven helps those who work hard!!
The lady that gave birth this morning by 12:30 a.m. congratulations to you. God will bless you and your baby Amen. Keep enjoying omomo oo
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteCongratulations my dear. Pls send in Labour room drama asap
ReplyDeleteLol I love your spirit
ReplyDeleteSorry dear . Be careful next time
ReplyDeleteSo sorry about your loss....may God keep the rest of us o!
ReplyDeleteI thought you attached the letter to your writeup?
ReplyDeleteYeah it's like that at times ,
That's why I tell single girls to enjoy every bit of their singlehood n enjoy every moment with the family because once you are gone (married) na so so home sick o. Especially if you don't stay close to them
On my desk reading and asking God for a new job
ReplyDeleteLolzzz...My dear I can relate, but don't be oppressed by those things 99.9% of them are for show off. 'Ingangam' girls, as Jenifa calls them.
ReplyDeleteFake ass people everywhere, well I think that's what Instagram is for- show offs.
I only go there when I have my bags and wares pictures to upload.
Yeyy......who is taking you?enjoy your shoppings o,would have taken you round if youd reached out to me o as I am free today,enjoy your shoppings madam!
ReplyDeleteI just love the thought that great things are coming. No matter what you are currently going through, there is so much to look forward to.
ReplyDeleteSo my dear a better person 'll come for you.
Nothing is worth committing suicide for
Take heart my dear.
ReplyDeleteGrieve as much as you want.
You are only human.
God got you.
Sorry for your hurt but don't do anything regrettable to yourself. Consider it a dodged bullet and always remember God loves you and allowed it to happen for His glory. You'll be fine eventually. E-hugs!
ReplyDeleteEeya... Sorry ehn, shii happens attimes. I misplaced 5,500 last week wed when i went to buy somethings for my daughter in a supermart. I got angry with myself for a while and i moved on. Am sure d person who pick that envelope will think his/her prayer just got answered...
ReplyDeleteMajor cleanings round the house and waiting by the fone for a customer.....pulis send me your market runzs o,wemt yesteday bet no rest for buhari time oo!
ReplyDeleteMadam English police! It's these boys
ReplyDeleteSee confusion
ReplyDeleteYour problem plenty pass naija own
Linda come get your girl
Your advice don land am for gbege
Hehehehehehehe
Lolzzzzz.pele
ReplyDelete@M.I.E.A clothing, don't correct someone if u aren't sure. "These boys" is absolutely correct because they are more than one. You use "this" when it's singular.
ReplyDeleteIf you miss aturo pipi Lee, just go watch quantico. He is one of the cast. Dude can speak oyibo with that face he makes.. that's the telemundo I paid keen attention to. Passion for revenge.
ReplyDeleteCongrats dear anonymous may God bless ur baby
ReplyDeleteLol.... your story made me smile real good.... I can relate... God bless you ma
ReplyDeleteClothing and confectioneries...i think koko is correct. 'These' is plural and since the 'boys' are more than one, it is right in the context.
ReplyDeleteMiss corrector, 'these' should be used when referring to plural pronoun, therefore she is correct in saying "these boys ", understand English before you think of correcting another
ReplyDeleteThat Apapa road yesterday na Die!!... The road is never good
ReplyDeleteTake heart dear.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to the club of the fatherless.
See this anon throwing blames, so you couldn't follow the advise with sense..you had to give the cookie to both of them. Sorry for u
ReplyDelete@miea clothing, seriously?😁 You are correcting koko's English when obviously you are in need of an English teacher yourself.
ReplyDeleteTake heart darling. It is well
ReplyDeleteAnon 8:39 good morning to you. Hope you are having a loving day as i am.
ReplyDeleteThe queen what are you going to do in Apapa. I dont advise anyone to go to Apapa, the hold up is something else. I only pass that Ijora Olopa in the morning going to CMS when i see that costain is blocked. I hope you will come back quickly. missing you
My sister,na money matter dey carry me come here...
DeleteThank God I have reached and I'm hurriedly leaving..
I hate coming here too with all these big trailers and trucks looking for whom to kill!...
Orekwalu fa!...
Yes ooo Pipi Lee, i am trying not to get too addicted to it but for where, just like stella's blog. May God help me with this telemundo. I have left zee world after that their nonsense The Vow.
ReplyDeleteLet me wait for my boss to go out before i enter his office to watch another series of harvana and nivana hahahaha
Choi you are missing o you will love it make sure you explore it well o.I live in Lekki and have been forming madam I don't go to market till a friend dragged me there last year .Since then e I be DON o lol
ReplyDeleteWell, I agree with you about the poisonous animals here but it isn't that bad as perceived from the outside. You can still come, it's not half bad..
ReplyDeleteYou might not be preggy, do see a doctor. Nobody adviced you to gbensh the two of them without protection oh! Meanwhile,condom is just #50!!!!
ReplyDeleteHaahaha, I threw you off! It's just a game sis... #no"fex"
ReplyDeleteI just broke up with ma girl...
ReplyDeleteOk
DeleteI have this feeling that the marriage thing is a prank.
ReplyDeleteIf its not...... Just calm yourself, no man is worth your tears. This too shall pass. E hugs
Anonymous 09:45. God don catch you. I'm so happy you are in this situation, yes I'm happy.
ReplyDeleteTwo of them will deny your pregnancy, that's my prayer for you.
Ashewo, you wan do. Who give you yeye advice ? You for share your eggs into ten baskets.
Yaay! Me too, glad the way it ended though. I'm enjoying "If I were you, all roads lead to love, a woman if steel & Manuel & Silvana" Mexicans guys are cute though, won't mind having one for myself.
ReplyDeleteTetrina and fab mum, ignore all the bitter leaf cynthias.
ReplyDeleteYour brother na correct guy😂😂😂😂
I am,partly what destroyed my home. Its unattended to in naija cos there's stigma of been seen as kolo when u talk about it.
ReplyDeleteHappy Birthday to your mom dear
ReplyDeleteJust stay strong always love.... Learn to live and appreciate each day as it comes. Be strong
ReplyDeleteHmmmm
ReplyDeleteThank you Ideato.... God bless you real good.
ReplyDeleteDear Junior PJ, you can actually change your moniker and still leave your display picture. Btw, I am not and cannot be you dearie.
May God comfort u and grant him eternal rest.
ReplyDeleteI'm not feeling happy this morning, maybe cos am broke and my colleague is also been rude to customers as usual. @Congrats BV that birthed a baby this morning, may GOD be praise.@ BV that lost her daddy, be consoled dear, GOD got your back... am sooo broke this week. IN all GOD WE ARE ALL GRATEFUL
ReplyDeleteYou seeeeee! I deleted my post thing I posted twice!!!!!!!!!!! Without even checking!!! Not knowing that it was madam moniker thief that posted with a stolen moniker!!! Aaaarrrrrrggggggghhhhhh!!!
ReplyDelete#Soangryrightnow!!!!!
This crack me up so much. Made me forget that I have not eaten since yday.
ReplyDeleteLol, bro it is well. Let your MIL leave in peace
ReplyDeleteThank God 1St for providing food.
ReplyDeleteMy dear you made me laugh.. I can imagine your dad reading the letter.
ReplyDeleteThe Lord is your strength. I pray God's divine intervention on your behalf at that those interviews. I pray that God touches that beans your are selling as moi moi and turn it to gold. Good job, keep hustling.
ReplyDelete'This boys' See who is correcting someone o.
ReplyDeleteAre you freaking kidding me?
Boys is plural, so, it is THESE!
I AM NOT KOKO!
Journey mercies.... And the Lord gave his angels charge over you,.. they shall bear you up in their hands.
ReplyDeleteWelcome back One T.
ReplyDeleteMiss your comments.
Get off that butt of yours, go & hustle. It is good for your brain. Brain cells die if you don't use them.
ReplyDeleteNo alarm setting in your phone? I set mine 5 minutes apart, that within 30minutes different noise will wake me up.
ReplyDeleteKikikiki kikikiki...
ReplyDeleteAnon,how can you gbensh without protection?...
If you are pregnant,go and flush it out abeg...
Do a blood test first to confirm!...
Shut up there broke ass mayor!..
ReplyDeleteIt shall be well dear Olamide. See a psych doctor. Yep they can start you on a low dose of xanax or other anti anxiety medication . Thank God you you understand your situation. So please consult with a psych doc okay. Kisses hon, you will be fine. Cheer up.
ReplyDeleteSo men too get frustrated by their mother-in-laws? I thought it was only women that are always complaining?
ReplyDeleteMy dear, pls, don't give up. Just get close to God and hand over everything to him, he will see u through. It might take a while,but God will give u an amazing man at the end of the day. If u can, pls go for deliverance too, it will help.
ReplyDeleteWe're you not the same person that said you had finished your IT?
ReplyDeleteYou were even happy when your lecturer scored you.
You complained that you weren't paid for the 6months period of the IT but at least you were happy you were given good grades.
Pls, which sch does IT twice?
Pls, just shut up before you make me expose you.
ReplyDeleteI am single. When I am married I'd send mine. But pls stella call for pples stories abeg, if the Box is empty..
ReplyDeleteDid they tell you not to use condom? Though, I don't like Linda! Looking for who to blame for your stupidity and carelessness! You knew it was your fertile days, why didn't you tie your legs like mermaid? You are the reason women are advised not to cheat because you don't know the true father of your child! DISGRACEFUL!
ReplyDeleteMiEA clothing, u ate an official olodo! It's Thesr boys. This is for singular and these for plural. Go and get your refund from your English teacher
ReplyDelete@ M.I.E.A, shame on you!!! Know know. Koko was right you know, 'these' is plural.
ReplyDelete@ MIEA what exactly are you saying?'This' is used for singular nouns while 'these' is used for plural nouns. You're wrong here!
ReplyDeleteMIEA, It's actually these boys. Olodo
ReplyDeleteAwwwww!!!! I am actually in the North East
ReplyDeleteYou can drop your contact and I will pick it from here and connect you to one.
Try teething powder, you can also put teething ring in the freezer for a while and let her chew on.
ReplyDeleteIbuprofen will also do if she runs a temperature.
Good luck dear.
Awww!!! I am actually in the North East.
ReplyDeleteYou can drop your contact and I would pick it from here and connect you to one.
Lafresh, nor be d garden egg wey u know.. I min 'native garden egg' it's very big and it comes in different colors and varieties. If I make am with palm nuts, goat meat and snail for u eh, u go hail. 😊😊😊😊😊
ReplyDeleteAnon 10:02.Tell hubby to do it from back now.I think he is afraid not to hurt d Baby.
ReplyDeleteCongratulations dear.
ReplyDeleteIbk, I nor care o. Dem go tire. Anon 09:55,u re missing mehn
ReplyDeleteYou are foolish. Have more than one boyfriend doesn't mean have sex with all of them, not to talk of without proctection. Some advice are just not for some people
ReplyDeleteLol...dont put all your eggs in one basket,but at least be smart about it now!haba!!
ReplyDeleteChei! Babes better be thankful...... U self enter boutique snap, go Canaan land car park and snap.... All in all, the Bible says,when when men says there is a casting down, you wil be saying there is a lifting, that should be ur confession.
ReplyDeleteHahahahahahaha.
ReplyDeleteTeacher don't teach me nonsense
ReplyDeleteTeacher don't teach me nonsense
ReplyDeleteBe strong for your mum and siblings
ReplyDeleteSorry dear..
The Lord is your strength.
I enjoyed your long story. Laughed at your brother's apology letter, my mom can do same.
ReplyDeleteSo sorry dear, be strong. Today makes it one year without parent in my life, but am growing stronger and better. May they rest in God's bossom.
ReplyDeleteU are a mumu...did dey tell u to sleep around without a condom? U better get your act together bf u catch a disease.
ReplyDeleteEbony Alata is a type of black soap like Village fresh of those days. They're from Ghana and contain all natural ingredients. Ori too is wonderful for African skin.
ReplyDeleteExcuse u M.I.E.A!!! Pls don't go about with such haughty ignorance...Refer to your Mastering English textbook.
ReplyDeleteAnon 08:05- cocoa butter darkens. Dove darkens. Not for medium skin tone. Avoid creams with vitamin E too! Neutrogena oil is a good skin tone evener . And as I always say, sunscreen is your best friend.
ReplyDeleteKikikiki!! Since Chikito started talking about family in long comments, you're now following? That's nice. Don't worry they won't bash you. I've taken the bashing on your behalf. Keep writing. If you have a lovely family be proud to share your experiences. There's no death sentence to it and it's only STELLA who determines the comments that should go up or not. Not some jealous BVs 😝
ReplyDeleteGod bless your hustle! 🙏🏽
ReplyDeleteAnd may the jobs pull through for you. Amen!
ReplyDeleteChange ur routine.
ReplyDeleteCreams don't darken... It's the way u use products and your lifestyle that make u darken.
Don't rub cream in the day time especially if u move around under the sun a lot, only apply at night before bed.
If u must rub it in the day then make sure u have a good sunscreen on ( nothing less than spf 50) or better still, apply sunscreen only
Also exfoliate once in a while.
No pls, we are not interested
ReplyDeleteMost of those pple are even miserable in their marriages currently
Recession no follow everyone oo. Some people are still balling
ReplyDeleteWho told u milk and malt will make u add weight? Better eat plenty rice and fufu... Big portions daily
ReplyDeleteGo and take a pregnancy test.
ReplyDeleteTeacher teacher, na wa oo.
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