Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Labour Room Drama 107

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Friday, 18 November 2016

Labour Room Drama 107

Extremely hilarious recount....I don laugh tire.



I hail oo Mrs steraaaa... Hope your COOKIES and CREAM dey kampe. πŸ˜‰. 
Oya, to my tori..

My first baby labor was just a preamble to what I went through during my second..as my first came premature na.

Right from the day I knew I was expecting my second baby, na from one morning sickness to another..chaii, the baby show me. Couldn't eat for months.. 

To enter kitchen na war..i was only feeding on GARRI-WATER(OMI GARRI..), COLD WATER,ROASTED PLANTAIN OR ROSTED CORN and
ICE TEA but Garri water was just my saviour. I couldn't hold any food down but with omi-garri, I am all good.

From my 7th week to my 17th week, my people, it was just omi garri BUT the water has to be chilled...I mean serious chilling. After my 17th week, I tried other foods but naaa, they just weren't it.. I became so lean., couldn't work. It got to a point, I told husby that I was going to get rid of the pregnancy..😩 cos it felt like na only me waka come for that belle.. I cried like baby at times.. I sha pulled through till I was 4months.


I registered for my ante-natal(same hospital I had my first) when I was 4months+. Na so they placed me on injection ( premolute)for about six weeks. They didn't want me to fall into labor like my first😣. After the six weeks, I did my scan and it was a GIRL. And my EDD was October. Na so my counting down began. Me and calendar became besties..lol.. 

I just couldn't wait to download.
To make matter worse, my doctor now said I was going to have CS.. I said "whatttttttappen".. Me that I fear CS like say na the thing killed me in my first life. He said because of my height bla bla bla.. I said "shuuuu, na only me short for naija ni"..and then MRS STERRAAA too now started LRD..😩😩..


Whenever I read LRD and I see CS part, I go just waka pass am.. My belle sef was soooo big like say na me wan born the remaining children for heaven.. My doctors were worried about the big belle, I went for my last scan and they said my amniotic fluid was much but there was no cause for alarm and also my baby was expected to come 10th of October(my late fathers birthday).I was happy and I also wished it fell on my first child's birthday (NOV 6TH) but I just know I can't make it to that NOV.


Na so me and my bestie(calender) dey watch dey go.. Fast forward to OCT 2nd, which was on a Sunday during the service, my pastor said we should ask for just one thing☺☺na so I told Big G, say parle biko make this baby come 6th of Oct not November oo at least make she share same date with her brother..OCT 6th and NOV 6th..na so I do amen.

Tuesday came which was my last appointment before my EDD, Na so my doctor said I should come and go and do PELVIMENTARY SCANπŸ˜’πŸ˜’, I say "ki tun leleyi bayi(which one be this like this). He said its just to know if my pelvic is OK to push out my baby cos my baby is on the big side( imagine oo, me that I couldn't eat even after I passed my craziest morning sickness) and that she weighed 3.57kg. I said OK make we ask how much.. My people, na so dem say 40k😱😱..I say for this bihari time?.. KO le werk(in Mr coker's voice). 


I told the doc make he leave me and my pelvic say God go do wonders(as a woman of faith that me is nahπŸ’ͺ)..lol
Oct 5th(Wednesday) na so my water started leaking more meanwhile, I started seeing water from that Sunday after church. Wednesday night, I couldn't sleep at all.. Thursday came(6th),I started having this funny cramps but it wasn't painful.. I called husby and told him " oga, e be like say I wan go see doc because this my water just they leak and leak.. Na so oga got home before I could say jack.. I went into the bath, even did a video for my sister dancing with my big belle under the shower.. Lol. I dressed up with no panties underneath except bra. 

When we got to the hospital around 5.00pm, I told the doctor that I think my "show don start". He asked how sure I was, I said I don't know but I just have the feeling.. He saiD OK we should go into the labor room to check what was happening. We entered and he began the checking and that was when he said I was 3cm dilated😳😳 ..I said really? He said yes and that they should prepare me for a CS..na so I dash the man one strong look.. I told him NOOOOOO,that I won't have this baby through CS.. 

My husby was asked to go get my bag, while I was taken to the ward. And I was induced.. I was still forming super macho, was looking for charger to charge my phone..lol. Husby kept calling me to please try and hold the whole show till he is there cos he wants to enter the delivery room with me.. Na so the real show started.. Chaiiiii, right from my head to my toes.. I held myself till husby was there and then we went into the delivery room together and that was around 6.15pm. When the thing enter my body, I asked husby to remove my bra.. He called the nurse and they helped me due to the drip on me make I no use my gbongbonri body to remove am..

 After some mins, I told husby "le'boo, biko help me remove this gown am wearing" he said " for where?, you will now be naked?... Na so I dash am one look followed with a blow on his chest.. They didn't teach him before he removed it and then I was stack naked. My doc came in at that time, na so husby was trying to cover hin property.

I was left alone with husby in the delivery room till 9 making it almost 3hrs in labor. They checked me again and said I was about 7cm dilated. The doctor burst my water and then the pains increased. The nursed on duty that night were all there to help husby rub my back.. Husby was the one that suffered my beatings, blow and bites.. Chaiii. But his presence really helped me.


When it was 10.20, I asked for the doctor that I wasn't ready to pull through this anymore that he should come and proceed with the CS..some mins after, he came in and checked me again and said I was about 8.5 cm gone but that my baby's head was coming down and that he's giving me 20more mins after that, they will come roll me into the theater. He asked husby to see him and they left. I was now left alone in the labor room and then I found my voice again. I found my faith again. I gathered the last strength in me, stood up and went on my knees.. I cried to God. I told Him to do what He knows how to do best.. I told Him He couldn't have brought me this far to be operated on..and with the pains, I stood up, laid down back and waited for the doc to come back in. 


The doc came back in to the room 11.02pm,the theater was already set. And then I told him I feel like I want to pass out a big-hard poo. He said OK he should check me for the last time before they wheel me to the theater. Lo and behold, God did it, my baby's head was at entrance and he said I should push when he says. He asked for an injection and they injected my Veejay.. And he took a scissors na so he start to dey cut. I didn't know what it was until when husby screamed and said "doctor you dey tear her yansh ni'' but he said it in Yoruba.. ...LMAOOOOOO



And then I was asked to push, my babys head to the shoulder came out from my first push and the second push, she was all out... Oops. Weighing 3.57kg. Came out exactly 11.20pm..on the 6th of same Oct i asked God..I cried and all I had on my lips was just praises. My doctor came back into the room and said to me "I congratulate you and give God all the praises for you.. Your faith worked".. 

He stitched me up. Was asked to use the wheel chair back to my room but I said I would use my 2legs to walk back just the same way I walked in with my 2legs.my baby was brought to me after some time, the joy in my heart couldn't be quantified. 😍😍😍😍. She made it all worth it right from day one till the very last.
Kisses Mrs Sterraaaa.....


This was really funny..please oh,why did the Doctor recommend CS becos of your height?.I have never heard of anything like this before....HIAN!


70 comments:

IJAY said...

NNE e dikwa funny for real, nice one, congratulationssssssszzz

Pipi Lee said...

Lol...I've heard V.short people are advised not to push but carry out CS.

Funny story...dem wan tear Oga most valuable property finish, hope they stitched it perfectly well.

Anonymous said...

Most Nigerian women are illiterates, poster you are one of them. Just so you know, birthing through CS isnt a death sentemce. Tufiakwa

Friendlybee (D1C93904) said...

Congrats.... I like ur husby lols, the man quickly objected and protected his most treasured territory lols. Knowing fully well that if the place is torn, that means no action for months. #Sharpguy

Sue said...

private hospitals and their scheming... all for money.
congrats madam

Anonymous said...

Stupid LRD

Sue said...

private hospitals and their scheming... all for money.
congrats madam

marriedchick said...

wow!!! congrats Madam... so the pelvic scan is that expensive? na wa oo

Yy said...

Congratulations madam. The way I am so used to LRD and if you hear me gisting you ll think I have given birth or even had any pregnancy experience sef.
Oluwa biko pick my calls 2017 in view

Anonymous said...

Some docs na ekwensu. Thank God for the safe delivery.

Mao Akuh ..

MDee said...

Nice.

MDee said...

Nice.

Fluffy cake by Big Mamma Lagos 07056157039 said...

Praise God.

Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha funny lady. So you be short woman

Just Glamour said...

Congratulations woman of faith,Awesome God.

Anonymous said...

Congrats for u dear... Pls have been ttc for d past 8yrs... Make una put me for prayers my dear bvs..

Ade to clean said...

Congrates madam.......Your baby share same date with me ......



Hop sterra will enable my comment for the 1st time

Anonymous said...

Congrats for u dear... Pls have been ttc for d past 8yrs... Make una put me for prayers my dear bvs..

Anonymous said...

Congrats dear. Oya lemme type and send my own.

Kachi said...

Your faith in God is really strong, thank God for safe delivery

THE KING"S QUEEN said...

WAY MAKER,MIRACLE WORKER,PROMISE KEEPER,LIGHT IN THE DARKNESS,that is who you are.Congratz.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Wow that's awesome there's nothing God can not do

Audrey said...

Choi! I enjoyed reading this from the begining to the end.

Stella about the height ish i guess it has to do with hip size or so.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

"Doctor you dear tear her yansh ni"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Congrats

Tade Adeola said...

LOOOOOOOL.. as in d woman is a comedian herself! kept assuming "ow d man said d u dey tear her yansh thing" Lol

TUSH BABY said...

Thank God for safe delivery

Anonymous said...

God is ever faithful!

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Congratulations

mrs telema(cr7 wife in making) said...

Congratulations madam

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Beautiful Eagle said...

Congrats Poster. I wish all expectant mothers a smooth delivery. Ehen, Poster please what's your height, or size?

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol. Chai, I laughed all tru. Poster is one funny woman. 😍😍😍 congrats o.

Aeegurl said...

I have heard something like this from my mum. She said cs is normally recommended for short people cos they have narrow pelvic region abi na how them dey call am. Congrats on your baby poster.

Anonymous said...

Our God is Awesomely wonderful. Congratulation.

Anonymous said...

Our God is Awesomely wonderful. Congratulation.

Anonymous said...

That's bullshit

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

Wow.... I had a blast reading your LRD. First time I'm smiling since morning. Oya, come and chop kiss πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

charitybino said...

Stella, the doc recommended cs bcos she is too short. Most time short women have problems pushing out their baby

Iman Bella said...

Really funny story
Congrats ma

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Dey*

Anonymous said...

Sterra na, you dont no most doctor when you are short the believe you cant push naturally, dont no but is just their believe, Congrats poster, see as i dey read they smile as if na me born. Still remember when i heard of twins thou premature at 6 months, chai i was just looking and did not even want to answer anybody inside labour room, one came waiting for the second, second came placenta no gree come, doctor said we have to do evacuation, i smiled the only thing i said was only me, i came out and my friend put to bed the next day, the only thing she told me because we use same hospital when she was wheeled in, was madam you no tell me say this thing dey pain like this, i laugh say he pain, na you mind go carry you, but all i give God the glory, as long as there is life there is hope.

Maureen Ekeh said...

Hahahahahahhahahahahaah, omg this poster is a clown, choi see me laughing I really enjoyed your story. GOD BLESS YOUR HOME MA.

TRIUMPHANT ZION said...

God of the eleventh hour will come down for you before the year ends.

Anonymous said...

Is like you are spiritually stupid rejoice with other so they can rejoice with you.

Anonymous said...

U are fool...bad belle

Anonymous said...

God has heard your prayers and wiped your tears just be patience

Anonymous said...

Enter your comment...u no well o, better u turn a comedian. anyway, thank God for u.

Emilia Peter said...

Funny woman,congrats

Golden said...

"Dokita, e fe ya l'obo ni?" LMAO!!!!!
Congrats poster.

Saint Jeanne said...

Congrats madam and thanks for making my day filled with laughter

Saint Jeanne said...

Congrats madam and thanks for making my day filled with laughter

ijem said...

So so So funny, congrats anyway na God win!

MzAnon said...

Shut that your stupid mouth! Some hospitals just want to do can because of the money. It's avoidable. How can someone who came in and was already 3cm be booked for cs? Plus she has had a baby naturally before. You're the illiterate here!

Christy Odoo said...

Lolzz... Congrats madam. U do well but God do pass.

Olori_1812 said...

poster am laughing out loud aswear.as in @ the "doctor you dey tear her yansh ni" in yoruba "doctor shey e n ya idi e ni"LWKMD!
You are so funny nad ur LRD just made my day...i thank God for you had such a fearless faith!God bless u and urs.Amen

Mrs anonymous said...

You story is so hilarious,Congratulations on safe delivery.

SuperMom said...

see as I laugh wake baby when I Don dey pet to sleep since 5pm. thank God for a safe delivery.

Blossom said...

Before 2016 Is over,you too will share your testimony with Stella.

Poster,i enjoyed reading your LRD. Congratulations. My son was also born on Oct 6th.

Anonymous said...

Thank u all my dear bvs.. Amen to ur prayers,I claim them by faith and so shall it for me and others ttc..

ify onyekwelu said...

So true @ Sue.
Poster I'm very happy for you. God is good indeed.

Anonymous said...

I hope you don't believe your dr would have truly performed c/s at 8.5cm dilated. My friend pushed out her baby at 7cm dilated.

NaijaScorpio said...

She is not an illiterate. There was no good indication for a csection in this case. It's been interesting to read how people think it's okay to have an elective csection. It has it's own risks and the recovery is harder. Vaginal delivery is always the better option if there is no indication for a csection. I'm a doctor and I deliver babies so I know what I'm talking about.

Anonymous said...

Congrats madam... but you be ibile o. Ahan, i'm sure you are one of those people one would start talking to and immediately know your tribe. Brush up small biko

Scarlett said...

Congrats ma'am. very funny LRD

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 21:22 a CS can be done even @ 10cm pelvic dilation if it's an obstructed labor which is a risk factor for short people because they usually have a small pelvis thus a cephalopelvic disproportion can occur (i.e. The hard of the baby not passing through the birth canal).

Anonymous said...

Madam writer that called me an illiterate, thanking you in jenifas voice..it wasn't about the "_death" part..I just don't like the idea of CS personally.. I don't know when ones person idea turned someone into an illiterate.. Thanks to my fellow bvs that helped me to reply "d anonymous".. Y'all are awesome..

Anonymous said...

IbileπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€? I laugh in ibile way... My dear, I be ibile for Mrs steraaa.. Why should I form here when Ms sterraaa herself na waffi ibile... I feel very free here at least I'm off my field where I dnt have to speak grammarrrrr.... #thanking u😀😀😀

Anonymous said...

U can relate with the "tear yansh thingy"πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€that was how husby went local oooo @golden

Anonymous said...

@olori, husby really went local.. He said "doctor, e nya lo"_bo niπŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€"...

Anonymous said...

I receive ur kisses ma'am.. Oya chop mine too...

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