Lol. What did Karl marx say about religion again? This is hilarious!
Hahahahaha I just can't help but laugh hahahahaha
I was going oh and awwww until I got to the guy last comment about mama being certified by mfm and I started. Rolling lol.....
Funny!MFM, Deeper Life & Chosen....issue dey there o.Next in line be GEWC!
Lol@ factory settings. Even if the hair is against their doctrine, i dont think they gave the right to cut anyone's hair. But then again, for her to have done her wedding in MFM means she was or is a member and she is aware of all their requirements. Like my friend who did her wedding reception in a church compound and made the Bishop her chairman. Bishop banned any "ungospel" song and people were complaining. Qhat did they expect?It was only about 3 gospel songs the dj had. They danced to them over and over...lol
I think it happened yesterday or so, some other people confirmed being at the wedding.The girl wanted to play a fast one on the Church, but she played herself.Although it was too extreme and embarrassing cutting her hair extension, but she deserved what she got.Was she not aware of the rules and regulations of the denomination? But she refused to abide by the rules; perhaps, she thought they wouldn't noticed or maybe they will just overlook.The Church has rules and doctrines, if you are a member and can abide by the rules, you stay if not you look for another denomination with a lesser strict rules to belong.Most of those churches, their women can be very fanatic sometimes.She embarrassed herself, she even went as far as wearing makeup, when she's well aware that those people don't wear makeup or even allow it.
But when the baba daughter marry sometimes back they damned the rules o
Yes o, heard it happened yesterday. When you go to Rome, behave like the Romans. Its their rules, why not adhere to it. Don't know the full gist
Some ppl are just stubborn or think they can bend the rules, didn't she knw while she attended their counselling?
I'm sure they are aware of there rules and regulations, so why the fuss?
No one tries this with me..cut wat?...na 4th world war be that ooo..Mc pinky
That is MFM church policy, if you don't like it go somewhere else. She should have checked before going ahead to marry in the church. I attend MFM but I am not marrying there. Catholic it is for me.
It crazy mehn!!!the way churches give rules before they can join couple is getting out of hands, what happened to the way our great fathers do the wedding, Even the rules and laws in my church plenty... how I wish.
HAhahahahah na joke sha. I nor believe am. On her wedding day? Hian, dem nor see the demon before the wedding. Sweet fresh
Lol..for real?The groom must be their member for the bride not to know the rules..
They practice religion & not Christianity!!! Smbp! Thank God I'm a winner, no bondage/unnecessary barriers whatsoever...... My case is different, because Jesus is my worth!
If the bride is in mfm, she must have gone through marriage counseling, she will know the church rules as well, if she flouted them... then why this noise? if the church had refused to. Wed her they would have complained.
Why are some Nigerian Christians holier than Pope? Hmmmm!!! Nawa!!
OmG...this is bad..I'll rather allow them cut the hair than let them use their own devil to spoil my joy...
Photo evidence pls,in other blogs it was the official photographers social medial that it was culled from and yet no photo evidence. She must have been told the rules of marrying in the church yet she disobeyed so it's either she removes the attachment or go home, she was not forced to marry there. Nigerians always acting lawless. There has always been a rule that no excessive make up, earing or revealing outfit yet they will not hear but instead some will still chose to argue, is it by force to go to mfm? Find a church that suit you simple. Stop coming to social media to say crap.
It's not new... We hear about it often
Anything is possible. Fire,fire,fire on the mountain bv's . come defend urselves
is mfm that strict? sounds like what could happen in deeper life. thank God the bride was able to handle it
I don't believe it, biko I go carry my wedding go another church nahhh... cut my hair when God give me freely abi? it's alright.. go on
Lol @ your song is MFM certified.
No comment lol
U must be reset to factory setting kwa...wen I no madMc pinky
Fake churches, false prophecies
It beats me why a woman will join her hair with another human's hair/false hair/wig/attachment. Why the deception? What's the excitement in wearing a fake hair?? Being fake?? Why can't you women just rock your natural hairs!If I were a pastor and you come to my church wearing any form of hair attachment , imma shave every damn thing off as well! *straight face*
Lmao@ MFM mUmmies are rocking Kiss Daniels song.. Dem hear "Mama" and dem think say na sweet mother kinda song.I guess even when you style your natural hair and you decide to be creative.. it is devilish.You can't comb and line the brow... leave it scattered,even when ordinarily you have naturally lined ones... scatter em😂😂😂😂Don't even try those of Lord's chosen.
Hahahaha this is so funny, that church ehn, na so I carry my two left legs to that church for a friends daughters dedication and I was asked to remove my earring, cover my hair. Everybody in d looking like they just woke up from sleep and straight to d church . Na wao
Now I kno y the Movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles didn't make a lot of doe in the box office, that movie is all shades of Crap! Jeez!!!!Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)
You are now asking what exactly are the rules to get married in MFM now wer em dun run your wife foreign. You are lucky they didn't shave your bia bia
Nawa oo, all these church people sef... They can overdo sometimes.
They don't like anything called attachment,but before doing wedding in MFM,the rules and regulations must have been given
Mscheeew,this is a HUGE lie.I don't believe it.But let's just assume for a minute that it's true,then both the husband and wife are WEAK! How could you have let them do that to your wife? You didn't say anything and you ran to twitter to rant,are you freaking kidding me? Must you Wed in MFM?I don't even blame the women that did that cuz it's probably the church rules,it's the couple I blame.You couldn't stand up to them but you can talk nonsense on Twitter? Weak ass nigga....abeg gerrarahere mehn!!
Am not sure this is real.
But these ppl are hypocrites. Ibpity the girl
Churches are just forcing doctrines on worshippers. They think say Na by magic Esther win the heart of the King?
Today's my brother & grandma's birthday, wish them happy birthday blog family... Jesus is my worth
Am sure u don't have a job...pray u don't jam someone like me...na dat time u go know whether it beats u or not...okoro
Kwakwaakwaaakwaaaa @ looking like they just woke up from sleep and straight to d church . Na wao
You all have turned Catholic Church to your dumping ground. That how my friend that hated the church was looking for a way to when in the church because she got pregnant.
Wedding in MFM? What were you expecting? Some MFM churches just like to overdo. If you must get married in an MFM church,use any of the ones in Lekki.
Lol😀😀😀 I don't know the rules for getting married in MFM. All I know is that most couples go to other churches like redeem Christian church of God to wed. On Sundays I still use my jewelries and make up to MFM. My mom does so too, infact she draws the damn brow to church. My mom's daughter didn't wed in MFM but redeem and my parents are not redeemers. Many intending couples do the same too.Bros thank your star say No Be Lord's Chosen Una Wed, Them For Shave Your Bride's Hair Comot PataPata. Na Gorimapa For Remain. Infact You For No Recognize Your Bride To Be. Lol😀😀😀😀 The most important is that the wedding didn't end in pains and shame instead the so called MFM mummies danced to kiss Daniel 'mama'😀
#You act like it's you against the world but it's really just you against yourself*
The mummies be like 'mbanu, I can't sit here and watch you go to hell.'
The problem with all this spirikoko don't use attachment church is that they are immuned to see one looking good even when it's all natural . I recall a friend of mine that has very long and lustrous hair . She went for deliverance at MFM and she said she was harassed that she fixed weavon . It took her a while to convince them that it was her natural hair
Stella, pls same happened to me in 2005 , I was a corps member. I attended the pre-wedding counseling, new the rules and regulations, my stylist deceived me to fix artificial hair, which I did. when we got to the church, I hid in the car, but the committee are always smarter, bride's hair are always examined, n any artificial hair must, I mean must be removed b/4 the wedding commences. I thank God, I wedded there. No regret. #proud MFM Member. If you know u won't abide, alternative dey o.Dr. Olukoya makes emphasis on that, you can always go to another church n wed, but wherever you worship endeavor to obey their rules. Do not break their rule and rush to the Media to complaint, that will not change anything.
Exactly what I thought.
As long as it's the church policy
I would ve asked you to shut the fuck up but lemme put it in a very very nice manner; close your mouth. Read up ur comment for the 3rd n forth time then you'll know you deserved to be told to close your mouth.
Hahahaha @ Your song is MFM certified.
LMAO @ lucky they didn't shave your bia bia! Haaahaaahaaahaaa! If you do the crime, do the time.Everyone knows that MFM are very rigid and strict in their dressing, so the bride I guess didn't fall from Mar. She should have adhered to the rule and save herself from all these brouhaha! Well wishing them a successful married life, that's the most important thing not even the wedding sef.Happy Sunday Guys!
They forced you to wed there?You knew their rules.Pls stop fussing.
From Glory to Glory my dear princess. Winners gat strict rules too o. I guess you haven't passed through marriage counseling in winners
The part that got me lol is the mummies dancing to kiss Daniels song.
Lol, how did your stylist deceive you?You were given the rules and you still went to do those things.. except your stylist held you at gun point... hunay, you did it all by yourself..Lmao@ you hid in the car.. I can imagine😂😂😂I like your church btw..
Make your case no end up like Pastor L wey Bride and Groom gather beat till e nearly faint.coded gist though. Dem later go marry for another church for Ekurede U side and are doing quite well years after.
Happy birthday to you brother and your granny, wishing them good health and long life. @Priceless Jewel.
I have my mfm friend my weaves to keep for me,some years back nd she gave it to me back ,that it's against their church rule for her to keep such on her house lol
@ priceless jewel, Happy birthday to your brother and granny, I wish them God's goodness, mercy, grace and favour.
Ehn..... but why dem no dey do am for their London Church nowww? Shebi nobody go come abi? and no 'tithe and offering' abi? When Church full everywhere and the pound sterling is scarce, then everybody adjust abi??? Please make I hear word!
My brother got married there yesterday. Mehn!no makeup no bracelet not even those dotted earrings were allowed. Bridal train were complaining but it didn't change anything jare cos they were not allowed to do same. But common oh yeah MFM people, it's not by how holy u claim to be o.. It by grace and through Christ that showth mercy
Is she abi was she not aware of the terms and conditions of being an MFM member or wedding in an MFM environment?
Anonymous 11.25,i am telling you,as assistant holyspirit na😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭 that's how they almost killed me with fasting one time
I can imagine such a wedding. They should have just told everybody to plug earpiece and start to song of their source in their ears 😂😂😂😂
Believe it or not. Back in 2013,a bride was stopped and asked to go back outside when she was marching up the stairs to enter the church.Regional overseer' s wife used water and soap to wash her face. Her tears with the no make up face made her worwor no he small. Spent 6 yrs in Mfm.I don try.no going back there except to attend programs once in a while.
Warri!! Abeg give us gist!
Proud Mfm member jare.And in all my years there I have NEVER seen this happen. In my branch oh, they aren't usually too hard on brides whose parents are the ones that worship there or if the groom is the one who is Mfm member, although of course you comply with their rules and you do marriage counseling. Maybe that branch is just extra vigilant.Anyway thank God the reception went well. At least,the church mothers showed up . lol.Five lessons from Donald Trump's victory
@ priceless jwel Happy birthday to ur brother and grand ma, I wish them many more years
I think the guy is joking
I swear, they will cast us but come to us to marry when they get pregnant. Just bc Catholic doesn't discriminate. Smh. Follow ur church to the end, don't run
Plural of hair is not hairs na. Na wa o
Thanks y'all... Jesus is my worth!
Hahaahaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaaa villager no go kee me oh! @ Ochuko, no be strict rules like haircut on wedding day na, that's extreme! I mean I look good to church in a cute decent way. I'm a certified worker so I know we have rules & they are "abidable" I mean very simple & normal christian rules & not the don't wear this/that.
That's my new name & that's where I'm going! The bondage I mean is they're forced to follow certain rules... In "the abroad" you will find out that this same church has different doctrine because it's the "the abroad" so you see?! Why must doctrines be different in other countries? Because they are whites? Winner's is the same worldwide! Abeg if I start now, I won't finish, can't type anymore..."Darling' please post my comment... Jesus is my worth!
Lol @twerking her way to greatness...lwkmd
Hahahaha die die church. What a pity. Sorry for people going there. They cut the hair for deliverance.Chai God help your children
Haba Loveme Jeje, the women do not cut their hair for deliverance ooo. You are sorry for the people going there? For real? Lol
Iphie dearie, let them go to Lord's Chosen and see if the bride won't be converted to gorimapa
Ode with body odour and smelling mouth like shalanga
Sassy its not him oh. He is d photographer. Read again!
God bless you. U know the rules, abide by it
Leave Kumuyi alone. His daughter in-law committed the 'sin' and not him. Moreover, they were suspended and tendered an apology letter.
The bride knows jare. And even if she doesn't, they'll tell her before the wedding.
Winners? Hahahahahaha! No let me table una matter o.
Deeper life no dey cut hair o. Make una leave 'us' alone na
She get luck. They should av inspected her gown too. I. Guess she passed that aspect. Yeye dey smell. Next time, obey simple rules
Most times being natural rocks, sometimes I wake up brush my hair apply some powder and Vaseline and am off to shc,Ladies we mustn't apply all that always to look pretty. Try obey the rules and have no problem. different churches with different rules.
Mary and jasmine what are both of u saying? They are talking about MFM you are talking about Deeper Life.
That it is the opium of the masses.Lol
What will I be looking for in such a church? Na f babe find trouble abeg.
I guess by "excessive makeup" you mean anything other than white powder
Lol. Leave my MFM o. I've done dry fast twice there, only me know wet in I see.
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