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Saturday, November 26, 2016

Saturday In House Gists...

Who any real living happenings to thrill us with?I cant wait to laugh...*Yawns*





Let me try...

My son farted and i tried to scold him for not excusing himself and he said
''Mama you dont have to worry,it wont smell because i didnt eat Nigerian food''
LOL


45 comments:

  1. dear Mr R. I know you love me and you mean well for me too. but I'm sorry I just can't date you. there are so many reasons why I just can't. you are educated but not my type. you are tall but ugly and sluggish with no swag at all.you keep on disturbing me with calls and I don't like people disturbing me! stop falling head over heels in love with me pls I am begging you. look for someone else. I already gave you the red light by telling you I'm in a relationship just for you to back off, but you don't wanna let go. I'm not d only girl in south south pls stop it. the more you disturb me, the more I dislike you esp your ugly face.
    I don't even know whether you are a bv. I don't know whether you can see this but I just wanna rant cos you're disturbing me too much! you can't force someone to love you. even the amount of money you give me won't change my feelings for u cos I know what I want. but I will just keep chopping the money even though I pretend to be a mermaid.. it's not my fault that you keep enticing me with money knowing fully well that I don't love you. You are a nice person and i wish I can love u back. but I can't. I don't know how to tell it to your face anymore. pls read this and receive sense. just bcos I'm a good geh, I don't wanna chop your money too much. lemme leave the rest for ur future wife as a good geh that I is

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    1. Hahahahhaahahha @tall but ugly and sluggish.
      Choiii, you get bad mouth.

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    2. Anon 13.33 how are you? How is ur day going? I am sorry to say but u are the ultimate fool. Why come here to embarrass a man like this because he is asking u out?. I hope Mr R will read this Nd leave ur dead ass because according to ur writeup, he has done no wrong.

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    3. Enter your reply...lols

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    4. Mscheeew,foolish girl.Instead of you to hold on to him,while looking for someone else.A very beautiful girl will come and appreciate this 'tall but ugly' guy,then your eyes go clear,nonsense!!

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    5. My dear bvs, the girl only stated her mind. She even has a conscience, you can't force love neither can you buy it with money. Let the guy receive sense abeg. Poster, just brace up and send him this write up. That's if he will get the message.

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    6. My dear bvs, the girl only stated her mind. She even has a conscience, you can't force love neither can you buy it with money. Let the guy receive sense abeg. Poster, just brace up and send him this write up. That's if he will get the message.

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  2. dear Mr R. I know you love me and you mean well for me too. but I'm sorry I just can't date you. there are so many reasons why I just can't. you are educated but not my type. you are tall but ugly and sluggish with no swag at all.you keep on disturbing me with calls and I don't like people disturbing me! stop falling head over heels in love with me pls I am begging you. look for someone else. I already gave you the red light by telling you I'm in a relationship just for you to back off, but you don't wanna let go. I'm not d only girl in south south pls stop it. the more you disturb me, the more I dislike you esp your ugly face.
    I don't even know whether you are a bv. I don't know whether you can see this but I just wanna rant cos you're disturbing me too much! you can't force someone to love you. even the amount of money you give me won't change my feelings for u cos I know what I want. but I will just keep chopping the money even though I pretend to be a mermaid.. it's not my fault that you keep enticing me with money knowing fully well that I don't love you. You are a nice person and i wish I can love u back. but I can't. I don't know how to tell it to your face anymore. pls read this and receive sense. just bcos I'm a good geh, I don't wanna chop your money too much. lemme leave the rest for ur future wife as a good geh that I is

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  3. The weather is just too hot abeg! Christmas loading.....

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  4. Lol....Stella do you speak English, dutch or your native dialect to your kids?

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    1. I speak all with my kids. They even speak and understand pidgin,Yoruba and small Igbo. They speak whatever I speak.
      That annon u try. I should spank my son becos of food issues? Heck no, that's not an insult and that's not how to discipline a child. Besides one should be careful with what spanking is before u lose your child. When I look at my kids when they are misbehaving they adjust fast cos the bad eyes no be here. We are currently at a party and I just did the bad eye number on them. Lol

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    2. As a typical Nigerian mother that you is now @bad eye :D

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    3. Dutch or German?

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  5. I visited Lagos and was slated to leave for Kaduna, so my sister asked me to get her ijebu garri because getting good Ijebu garri in the north was tough or unlikely.
    I had flown Lagos to Abuja to connect KD by road. With my quarter bag of garri and luggage, I got to Zuba park dropped my things in the booth of the Peugeot and went to the front seat only for them to bring one passenger to join me at the front and I said no way in hell will I squash myself from Abuja to KD. So I alighted,  got my things from the booth and joined another  vehicle that accommodated one passenger only in front.
    Smooth ride, I got home and my sis already had her plate and spoon ready to have her first drink.
    She asked for her garri, I pointed at the bag and asked her to help herself while I rest. She called back at me and said she can't find the garri" I thought she was joking and just ignored her".
    when I realised she wasn't joking, I proceeded to check the bag myself because I had used a bagco sack to conceal the garri. Lo and behold, I checked the bag only to find millet and male cloths. Then it hit me that I must have mistakenly carried the wrong bag when I switched vehicles.
    Ah! I started to sweat, owo ti jo na.
    I quickly rushed to kawo park with the hope that the person whose bag I took will also be looking for me. For where, no sigh of this person and that's how I went back home tired and disappointed. Since then I lap my luggages if I can help it or place them on the floor of where I'm seated to avoid situations like this.
    My story also made me remember a school mate whose bag was dropped off with another person's load at the bus stop. She didn't even know till it was time to alight at her house. The insults she received were out of this world o people blamed her for not keeping and eye on her luggage till someone else took it.

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    1. So Doppel, what happened to the clothes and the millet?
      Something similar happened to my aunty, the other person alighted before her and took hers.
      she just dropped the sack at the pack (chisco). To think that hers contain plenty plaintain and akwu (kernel) from the village.

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    2. Awww,Dopple. So you're KD based. What part????

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    3. Lmao,pele dear.Once I enter a cab (along) my dear,I lap my bags or keep them on the floor in front of me abeg,I can't shout biko

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    4. Is so painful jare Doppler, it has happen to my sis before

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    5. Happened to us a long time ago but my luckily, the bag we had contained a phone no. We were able to trace the guy and we did a re-exchange

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  6. So our foods smells? Okwaya?? See insults!
    Stella he deserves a spank!

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    1. The proper English is :'he deserves a spanking', and not 'he deserves a spank'.

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    2. Anon corrected,you didn't see 'Our foods smells?' It's 'Our foods smell?' And 'he deserves spanking' or 'he deserves to be spanked'

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    3. Both correct.

      Deserves 'a' spanking/deserves to be spanked. Ought to be spanked etc

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  8. So its only Nigerian food that smells....

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  9. My face the whole time😏

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  10. #When you are sad, you can't say a word. When you are happy, you can't stop talking*

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  11. Omo Stella my IHG be say i day my cousin correct wedding

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  12. Omo Stella my IHG be say i day my cousin correct wedding

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  13. A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:
    “Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?
    The sailor said no to all his questions.
    Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy. After a while the boat started sinking.
    TheSailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology & escapology from sharkology?
    The professor said no.
    Sailor: “Well, sharkology & crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology & you will dieology because of your mouthology.... hahaha mr professor o

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  14. I dont deserve your grace or mercy for I'm a deadly sinner who has done so much evil and unholy things but you ve made my life so beautiful..I don't even know why I deserve this blessing..Just wanna say thank you Osaluobua...

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  15. Wifey I know u r gonna c dis.. Please leave d salon and come home o.. I'm tired of baby sitting "kolo" oo.. Need to drive out for a b of b.. Its a weekend u know now.. Na beg I dey beg.. Hehehe

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  16. I am at a wedding and the D.J's name is D.J Sambisa. As in Sambisa forest. mtschew.

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  17. There is a birthday going on in front of my house buh I ain't going as dem no gree invite me, lemme ask my sister to go and use style to collect jollof rice

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  18. You can imagine after eating moimoi or okro soup, the smell that comes after eating this foods na die

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  19. I am so home, catching up on telemudo

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  20. bia sassy "meruche" fire or whatever your stupid name is, why are you trolling my post nah? you smoke dry shit or you are not just normal? if you try it again ehn, you will see me in your dream this night! bitch!
    AND for the other foolish broke ass anon 15:02, pls pick a struggle before frustration kill you there. bastard! if I embarrass him nkor? I'm sure you are broke and ugly, hence the reason for ur frustration. I dont need your fucking advice. you and sassy meruche fire should contribute and buy sniper. it's cheap and affordable. Ewobi! your advise is not needed. ewe dan!

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  21. bia sassy "meruche" fire or whatever your stupid name is, why are you trolling my post nah? you smoke dry shit or you are not just normal? if you try it again ehn, you will see me in your dream this night! bitch!
    AND for the other foolish broke ass anon 15:02, pls pick a struggle before frustration kill you there. bastard! if I embarrass him nkor? I'm sure you are broke and ugly, hence the reason for ur frustration. I dont need your fucking advice. you and sassy meruche fire should contribute and buy sniper. it's cheap and affordable. Ewobi! your advise is not needed. ewe dan!

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  22. Am angry.....just heard we are starting exams on the 9th of Dec without proper teaching???? Jesus the stress of reading what u weren't taught oh lord I need you.....

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