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Monday, 28 November 2016

This Is Monday In House News .

Happy Monday everyone ...Hope you are having a good day?Great!





ONITSHA BV WITH SEGUN ARINZE EYES

Sdk my darling and my fellow beeveez i hail una o'am an onitsha bv and i joined this commission in 2011-side eyes @pepo that will ask if SDK don start the blog by then the answer is YES,I have got much Love for this family mbok,i know say my head short over qualify to be face of IHN abegi...you all should have a splendid week filled with love ok!

TO YOU SDK DARLING!its not a plea for help so post"your refusal to post my plea some months back made me sit up more and now to the glory of God am working even thou the pay is small all thanks to God and you cox you didn't give me fish but ignored me to go and fish for myself God bless you greatly now and always....


Subtle diss..lol..we thank God for your life sweets!





























JACINTHA MBACHU AT LAST 


Stella cookies and cream, I dey hail, God bless you for creating this platform, you have really saved souls through this blog I swear. Anyway no long tin. I'm Jacinta mbachu, I have been a blog visitor since 2012. Shout out to my darling ideato, Vivian aka portable viv, emjay, doppel, Kevin dat edo boi and the sdk family. Kisses 


Jay girl you forget to salute queen and boss,I hope she doesnt come for you?LMAO..you are pretty......keep up the skin tone..kisses right back at you
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RE - BEDWETTING


Good day Stella, I am an ardent reader Of your blog and I cherish you so much though I do not have an ID yet. Keep up the good work and more blessings to come.

Now straight to the point, concerning the lady that bed wets, here are some things she can do because I stopped bedwetting at the age of 17 when I finished my secondary education And this was possible because of my mother's sacrifice. She would wake me up every 2hours to wee for good two weeks and my body adapted to that and behold, I stopped bedwetting. So to this lady, I think you should give this method a try and see what happens.

That been said, don't be ashamed and for now please avoid sleeping overnight at friend's place and stop drinking of anything liquid at a late hour till your body adjust to the new method.
Love you Stella and all beevees

Kisses to you dearie...



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VACANCY

"Operations Manager needed for immediate employment in a haulage company in Calabar.
Must be experienced, not less than 2 years (shouldn't apply if not experienced).
Wanted urgently to work in Calabar
Qualified applicants should send CV to hrhaulage2@gmail.com


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APPRECIATION FOR GIVEAWAY


Hello Stella, I'm the recipient of the birthday cake giveaway‎ done by Amazing Couture Cakes, Awka. The cake was beautiful as well as delicious... she is really a nice lady with a wonderful smile. We really do have nice people in this huge family of ours. Thank you ma, the gesture alone counts alot. Beevees in Awka and it's environs or even outside Anambra can patronise her. Her instagram page is @amazingcourturecakes or you can easily reach her on 0803 868 6737. Kisses to you stella! Muahhhhhh.

BV Nelo


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BLOG VISITOR OLISA VIKTOR WRITES FROM NYSC CAMP


Dear Stella and Fellow bvs


Sokoto no bad oh. But the camp food na die.. I have been taking pics, will send to you later... The toilet nko, Choi.. I have been here for a week I swear down I never go toilet, I dey fear the time why I go actually go... You know say na mostly igbo people get restaurant inside camp, I hail my people... The internet here na die, i cannot enjoy your Saturday laughs because pictures no Dey load... But I am enjoying sokoto sha, all na story to tell later. Plus I Don meet cool people... Ee remain make I find permanent bae, and marry.

Hope you are doing fine and the cold no too bad. God bless you oh, stellastica.. Ngwa bye.


You never shit you wan marry?that wan na overloading..hehehheheheheheheheheeh...I didnt understand if this mail was ''for my eyes alone''.

Keep us updated okay?
have fun


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RE- STEPHANIE'S 16TH BIRTHDAY


Hi Stella

Thank you so much for posting my daughter, Stephanie birthday post, she was happy and more especially your sweet and kind words you wrote with your red pen!

We laughed so much at the comments, our cheeks started aching, and kept refreshing for newer comments.

We laughed more at the comments saying she looked older than 16 or that I inadvertently posted my photo instead of hers, cos that photo was actually taken 2 years ago when she was 14, precisely December 2014.

The make up was done by my younger sister who is a make up artist, she was just messing with my daughter after she finished make up on a close relative who was getting married same day.

I just chose the photo cos I thought she looked good in it, and the reaction I wanted from BVs was what I got!


For those saying she reads WNB, LRD, etc..., Stephanie does not even own a phone, I only allow her read EEI, Saturday and Sunday laughs through my phone under my supervision as I do not want her to open posts with explicit contents
When I read a comment about her taking part in SnM, she went, mom what is SnM? lol!

A big shout out to Iphie dearie, Jacinta Mbachu, White Berry, Chike TEFLON, Ehi Human Hair, Tuulz, thanks for all your kind words and prayers, I read it all out to Stephanie, she was genuinely grateful.
To all the anonymous Bvs who came to our rescue, Respect!

Thropevents, you are the real MVP, kisses!

Intrepid Lady, you are a wise woman!
Shantelle Empire, thanks for the observations but always try to be more diplomatic and mature with your comments; Queen and Boss, thanks for making me like you!
attached is what she looks like now, photo taken August 2016
Many thanks Stella

BV Chioma


Chioma darling i will not put Stephanie's photo again because you do not need to prove anything to people,albeit faceless and wicked...


She looks so beautiful and young in this recent photo.Kisses to you darling Stephanie,be a good girl and stay on EEI and Saturday and Sunday Laughs.It's okay to learn and know about some things but you are still too young to browse sensitive topics.
Chioma you are BAE,I love your response,I love women who do not let people bring them down,strong minded women DO NOT SEND.



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APPRECIATION


Sometime ago you posted on INH on californiagoldllc@yahoo.com who said #30,000 will be given to 3 people who needed it to start a business or who want to inject it into there existing business,
I am the last person, I got the money for my snail farm pen

I will be ungrateful if I didn't show my appreciation, my prayer is that God will reward the giver openly and grant him/ her the desire of his/her heart
Also ma God will remember you for good

Thanks

Dayo

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WHAT A MIGHTY GOD WE SERVE


Hello Stella, I just want to you this medium to appreciate God and testify to his goodness in my Daughters life and mine.God made a way where there was no way. ABOUT three months ago a lady who lived in France sent a message to you about fasting that she is believing God to help her and her children with their stay over there. I prayed and fasted more than three days as well because I was believing God for the inheritance of the Land.


God made a way where there was no way for us.and I pray for others. who are in diaspora and also looking unto God for such miracle that the Lord will perfect it and grant them their heart desires.Amen .


Thank you very much for the opportunity to use your blog to share an amazing testimony.it might not mean much to People but it is a big thing to me. Hugs and kisses to your cookies and cream.


Praise God..CookiesAndcream will get your message.

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VACANCY

Hello Stella, compliment of the season darling.pls my company is recruiting for medical sales representative.pharmacology,biochemistry, biology, microbiolgist and pharmacist.

 send CV to o.oluwajare@greensunglobal@yahoo.com



Medical Sales Representative
As a result of continuous business expansion in Lagos State, there is need to employ self motivated medical sales representative

1. Actively partake in setting sales and marketing targets.
2. Direct responsibility to effectively market the company’s products.
3. Actively contribute to the conceptualization of marketing strategies to ensure sales targets are met and exceeded.
4. Drafting of relevant correspondence document to communicate the company’s position on any transaction concerning new and existing clients’ transaction.
6. Constantly source new and viable clients.
7. Participate in research and provide market intelligence reports regularly or as necessary.
8. Contribute in advising on marketing communication materials to promote the company products
9. Develop daily and weekly work plans and write weekly outcome and status reports.
10. Manage corporate relationship with existing clients updating them on their transaction and the company’s projects.
12. Record and constantly update all client contact data and client database management.
14. Assist in monitoring and ensuring that all aspects of clients’ transactions are in order.
15. Perform other duties and responsibilities as requested by the HOD
16. Ensure adherence to the following requirements:
a. Management Policy
b. Sales, Marketing and Customer Relations procedure and process manuals
c. Standards, including: work-papers, file set up, letters, etc
d. Loyalty to the company’s vision

Qualification & Experience:
1. A fresh science degree graduate from a reputable higher institution
2. A teachable mind set.

I dont understand that email address up there.

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WEDDING VENUE ENQUIRY


Stella the bae of them all. I hail you the king of all bloggers.
Please I need a venue for wedding in Abuja.

- Indoor hall for 200 guests
-Cool environment with trees
-Hall should be luxurious with carpet on the floor
- Availability of bringing an external caterer or paying corkage.

Wedding planner also needed with track record of excellent customer happiness experience.
If you know you are rude please don't bother. I don't have the energy to deal.
Kindly send an email to valuetransplant@gmail.com with details of social media handles and phone number.

Long Live BVs
Long Live SDK
Long Live Stella
Long Live Nigeria

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APPRECIATION FOR JOB GOTTEN


Hello Stella,

I want to send in my appreciation. I saw a job advert on last week's IHN for Customer Care Rep at Susan Chanel Beauty Skinline and I went for the interview. I am so happy I got the job immediately.
Thank you so much, God bless you

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URGENT


Good day everyone
Am in urgent need of someone who can bake an affordable birthday cake plus delivery in Abuja .. kindly what's app 08090169093

Thanks

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VACANCY FOR A TEACHER IN ABUJA


Dear Stella,

Are you a teacher or would love to be one? Do you love children with a passion? Are you willing to learn? Do you have a great attitude and personality?Can you get a child not interested in an activity, to participate? Can you play with a child? Do you live in Abuja?

Are you currently unemployed? If you answered "Yes" to the above questions, please send your CV to lovechildren16@gmail.com . Please include a cover letter stating how you are the best fit for the job.


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MichΓ‘-Aka Give Away/ Promo


Hello SDK n SDK Family,

I have a stand at the ongoing NYSC orientation camp (Lagos) and wish to give the first Five BeeVees that sends a mail to : michaakafoods@gmail.com a free meal.I will reply your mail with an access/ giveaway code.


For beevees that don't make the first five you are not left out so heres a Promo designed just for you.


PROMO:

1) Get three corp members to visit my stand and get a free meal ticket.

or
2) Get five corp members to visit my stand and get a one day meal ticket (As in free three square meal).

Now don't you want to tell every Lagos corper you know??

Well, outside camp my specialty is Small Chops & Cocktail drinks but generally am not a slacker in the kitchen department o.


Oya visit my stand and #Concur.The number to call is 08123480631.Can't wait to see you.

Have a beautiful weekend dearies.May God bless our hustle.

SDK iga adi oooo!!!!


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RECEIVED AND NOTED
signing out....





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Adadioramma said...

Walai, Stella’s blog is really causing cookies and cream here o. See as two of my colleagues dey discuss about Toke Makinwa’s book publication. Next thing Stella’s name featured on the conversation.
Madam S: Do you know that Stella?
Miss R: Who is Stella?
Madam S: Don’t you know Stella Dimoko Korkus? The pronunciation though but I bone them, just mount my antenna for decoding.
Madam S: That lady is confirmed ogbonge. Her amebo no get part two. But she always says the truth sha, that is why I like her. She was the one that broke the news of Maje Ayida and Anita Solomon. But like I said, Stella is always truthful.
Madam S: She said and I quote her “Maje won't 'come' inside me when we have sex' who cares?
Decode what happen next umuibe. Hahahahaha, welcome IHN. May this week be fruitful and so productive for us all IJN.

Joblesshousewife said...

Monday IHN…

Have a fruitful week ahead.*kisses*

*Nobra&panttearingonMondays*
Joblesshousewife

Ibukunoluwa said...

Pls permit me to share this story with u guys
Three 200level students robbed a hostel Saturday night/Sunday Mrn
They collected all they could and raped two female students(one of them was on her period)
They did all that wearing face mask but one male student from the hall they robbed could recognize their voices and he went to the school security to report on Sunday Mrn while the female students were taken to the hospital for treatment and examination
After the guy left the security zone and went back to his hostel,those three robbers went to him stabbed him with a bottle and a knife with the aim of killing him but he didn't die
He is now in the hospital recovering and the robbers have been caught
Those boys were aged 17 and they operated with two deadly guns,they have been taken to eleweran
Two were caught yesterday and the remaining one was caught this Mrn and to even think two of them live in this same village with me and they even confessed to have being using guns and belong to a cult befr gaining admission
What has gone wrong with this generation?
Lord pls save me and let me graduate in one piece😩

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

IHN !
Hi5 Stella πŸ™‹
Awesome week bvs.

Rhoda Rex said...

Welcome ihn

white Berry said...

Welcome ihn......Don't forget to treat others like you would want to be treated. There's a great big world out there and there's enough love to go around.

Mosi Jubelo said...

MONDAY.....

Happy Wedding anniversary to my dear inlaw.

Be careful what you desire or wish for.

Have a beautiful week BVs.

Fluffy cake by Big Mamma Lagos 07056157039 said...

It’s easy to get too busy and think, “I’ve got enough problems of my own. I don’t have time to help others,” but helping others could be the key to seeing your situation turn around.

Uniq Gem said...

IHN welcome.

Blessings on blessings for everyone.

God's Favourite said...

Ihn
God bless us all

Chidinma Gift said...

Yay IHN am i first?

Mhzzbee int'l said...

What was I thinking when I cooked rice without putting oil? I had fumbled for my mum that I will eat the rice alone and had set the table with chilled big coke, served the rice which I put orisirisi inside. As I put one spoon in the mouth I thought it was my tongue , didn't even know she was looking at the rice, the next she said was did you put G.oil? Ooooooooo I was mad at myself , stood up and went angrily to bed.na wa oo

white Berry said...
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Anonymous said...

Why does everything have to be about marriage? The only thing they talk about at the sisters' meeting is marriage and submission. The same thing over and over again. Last time they said some men don't like their wives carrying hair for more than 2 weeks, men don't like a woman dressing this way, men this and that. Yesterday it was women should submit themselves always. I asked, what if she doesn't like what the husband is asking her to do? They said as long as it is not a wrong thing, she must do it. They even gave an example of a man who banned his wife from visiting her mother and she had to obey. Like seriously? Are you kidding me? I then said that the woman has her own identity and she shouldn't lose it all in the name of marriage and they said when you get married you take your husband's name and therefore, his identity. I'm currently in the process of finding myself, loving myself and being happy and after all these, I will not lose the me I tried so hard to mold and love and understand.

While marriage is part of God's purpose for man, it does not complete a lady, a lady is not incomplete or broken because she is not married! Women should be taught more about self-confidence, and being hardworking, and doing things that make them happy and how to take pride in their abilities. Abi what do you guys think sef? A lady's life shouldn't revolve round making a man happy. While I'm not a feminist, I don't think a woman is inferior to a man simply because he's a man. I think women should know their mind and stand up for themselves.

Rant over jare

em jay said...

Make una bring drama mbok.

Stella maris Baby said...

Stella,your signing out is Bae.
Lovely.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

IHN is here Stella thanks for posting my......

Elastic said...

Do you know that Porn films popularly called blue films are the most positive movies..??

No murder, No war, No heartbreak, No fight, No conspiracy, No cheating, No racism, No religious fanatics, No language problem, No crying, No shakara, Good cooperation, Good coordination, Natural acting, Everybody enjoys the climax, Always a very happy ending for all the characters !

And the best part is no matter which point you started watching, you will still understand it.

#DontQuoteMe#

oluwatoyosi said...

Ihn is here. Brb

Esther Okoro said...

Yea, happy new week to everybody.


God Bless Everyone.

Elastic said...

The world is experiencing change rapidly that even the panties no longer cover up the buttocks, they get buried inbetween things they supposed to shelter.

#DontQuoteMe#

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Was a pleasant and super weekend. Hope the new week be productive. Much love SDK


From Rosblis we say Thank you all BVs for your patronage and friendliness. Kisses




Order your wedding/Trad cakes from us.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Ihn welcome. Jacinta you're beautiful.

Nma chioma lovely write up.

Na wa ooooo. Those anonymous hailing doppelganger on TM's post are same people screaming Stella you read my mind.

2Faced BVs

Anonymous said...

Pls beeves, does shear butter darkens the skin? I discover it's making my two months old baby darker. The little angel cream I bought i Cudnt use because of people advicing on skin rashes and co.

salt E said...

That Christmas post reminds me of our in house selling and buying, I really miss those days of patronising bv's, the days of plenty adverts et all, I used to look forward to it.

Blossom said...

Welcome IHN and greeting to evryone.

Faces of IHN,una fine.

Great week to you all.

kimmy said...

Ihn is here, smelling xmas alreay. Bvs I need a xmas job in Ibadan to keep body and soul together. Pls help my hustle.

IamJustMe XOXO said...

It's been a while. God bless everyone

Chidinma Gift said...

I am guilty of this signing out meme

One trillion said...

End time IHN

Spicy April said...

Ihn rocks. God bless the givers and employers. Have a blessed week everyone

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Another begging style

STAY AT HOME DAUGHTER said...

So jacintha you had to go to the studio to snap picture. Don't you have selfie pictures lol. You try Sha.

In house news is Bae..

OK! Bye!

PLATINUM said...

Hey boo... i love u

Becky Divine said...

Finally! Jacinta Mbachu is here! Whoop whoop whoop for her lol

God bless us all on here
I wonder why some babes are this stupid! Just this past weekend in this compound, this guy beat up his pregnant girlfriend and her girl friend into comatose... the babe's girl friend came to save her from her abusive boyfriend but the guy beat am join. Na so dem two take faint for compound ooo hmmmmm

This wasn't the first, second or third time something like this will happen... but this girl will still crawl back to him forming main chuckle! Nobody in the compound helped her cos we're all used to their namsense by now! Just saw her this morning parading about like a shameless goat that she is and i Just shake head in pity for am! Tufiakwa

white Berry said...

Kisses to you too bv chioma and your lovely daughter.

Chidinma Gift said...

Eeeyah jhw miss am today

Chidinma Gift said...

You too *hugs*

GERMAN JUICE said...

Bedweting as an adult is spiritual to me coz I know of a Lady who only bedwets with a man,vsiting anyone or having a visitor never bedwet when alone .
It went on and on until she was to get married to a dude in s.a and when he came gbam she bedwetted he couldn't cope.
That was when her mother moved for her spiritually she is married now wether she bedwets that I can't be sure coz I can't as her such nonsense question after 4years.

Chidinma Gift said...

Don't worry dear you will

Chidinma Grace said...

This one is November rush! IHN yeah

lagos babe said...

If you feel intimidated or less of yourself reading my comments,just jump and pass!
You are not obligated to read it!
You are solely responsible for living a poor,miserable and uneventful life!,so don't blame it on me by 'throwing' your aggression at me!
It's quite simple,just double your hustle!
With other bvs,I take it as a blog banter but PLEASE SWAG LASTALE,stay off my mentions,as a bv rightly put,you are neither here nor there,you just tag along!,no wonder you had to echo what someone else said!,just continue your 'thanking spree' of bvs that saved you from drowning in an imaginary river and stay clear my space mbok!

Anonymous said...

I am 41yrs old, I wet my bed mistakenly two days ago, the last time I did it was when I was 11 years old. I lied to my husband it is period that stained the bed sheet so I have to clean with Dettol and water. Please what did you people think happened. Because it was during a dream I discovered and now jumped out of bed. Hope this is not spiritual.

adepeju oke said...

Long live Sdk. Super mum of Step,I love your response.

Sassy 'Meruche' Fire said...

The faces up there though... Greeting from this side of Abuja.Freaking sunny day it is.I'm angry with le boo,I need to go boo hunting biko.Ideato hun,watcha say? Come boo hunting with me?

BIPOLAR ME said...

Last week we had our annual end of year feast at the office. In between the whole merriment, games were played, then there was this game called "imitation" where you are to imitate a co-worker's speech, laughter or anything else peculiar to them.

So it was a junior colleague's turn and she asked: "Who walks like this when she's angry?" she walked down the room, catwalking but flapping her arms everywhere like a bird.

Everyone laughed out loud including me, and then I heard everyone scream "Miss Bipolar" .

I went "Huh?, no way, I don't walk like that when I am angry" and the laughter increased and continued at my denial.

Fast forward to Sunday (yesterday), I was at the mall, the cashier was nasty cos the POS had network issues (like it was my fault) and I was pissed cos I had reported her to the manager. The manager called her up, only for her to fake an innocent face and say she didn't do anything like that.

I gave them both a piece of my mind and was walking off and then BAM! It hit me..

I was walking exactly the way I had been described, arms flapping everywhere like a bird, I bust into a fit of laughter, to add to my amusement, no one around knew why I was laughing that hard so they were giving me the "this one don start to dey craze" look.

Now, I am really watching myself in the office, it's either I stop walking off when I am angry or learn to keep my hands still.

Happy Day y'all.

BLESSED said...

Ihn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.

BLESSED said...

Ihn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.

BLESSED said...

Ihn our tonic. I read it to laugh. May God bless SDK. May God bless all the Angels here let someone remember me in the santa post.

Chidinma Gift said...

Chaiiii i am not, and for all these busy bodies i didn't forget to go anon

Anonymous said...

Some of you really don't know how to moderately do amebo or where to draw the line. Imagine a BV went to ask Emeka Ugwuonye (a due process activist) on FB what his relationship status is. How do you walk up/approach a stranger and begin to ask them personal/private questions?

The man answered her appropriately (politely insulted her) and posted their conversation on his FB wall. Some of you need to know where to draw the line please. If you aren't up close and personal with someone, don't go about asking them very personal questions. Whatever you see, take it like so!

Chidinma Gift said...

Wetin you be dey think shuo

GERMAN JUICE said...

You get power.

Chidinma Gift said...

Osho free

#Miss Kay# said...

Hello everyone, read the chronicle of the girl who gisted her friends about everything. U that gal sef...but I think maybe Stella should be giving her comments in the comment box like everyone, all other bvs where just commenting in the shadow of Stella


Well it's me the real #Miss Kay

Anonymous said...

And you were still the first to comment, how did u do it?

P- FLAV said...

IHNs is here!

Chidinma Gift said...

Create nau

FABULOUS ME said...

Me in high spirits ooo....ULTIMATE CYCLER done do me well....wetin you dey wait for? This recession done dey comot my side small small..

I am indeed grateful Lord..from the depth of my heart..
Holla if you wan follow me smile
..24DD91B3

Stells I must do showkey this December..once I clear my money for each level, BVS una go follow me smile I swear..

God bless us all

Super mama said...

Thank God for a new day, Thank God for life, my stepson is feeling better. Thank you Lord.

Anonymous said...

Please who can help me with the site to download Bollywood movies. Thanks

Anonymous said...

They live in ur village....

Loveme Jeje said...

hahahaha Jacinta you are beautiful girl, i read on saturday where choi choi dey laugh at you. Dont mind them. The onitsha babe with sexy eyes, how far now. No id, no name. You be igbo, let me know.

Madam Chioma, you self get time ooo. Thank God your girl did not get hypertension and feel bad. I showed my sister your daughter's post, she laughed tire, ask me na so una people get bad mouth reach? When you get liver, you can withstand blog visitors poisonous mouth.

Who again, so many beautiful things on the blog. I don resume ooo. Was busy with our Annual Thanksgiving Saturday and Sunday, being say we killed a very big cow, i dey there, till them finish ooo and chop better peppersoup, that is why i no comment on Saturday and Sunday. The Queen thank you jare. I love you very much. Dont mind the anonymous on your case. Anybody wey take your comments serious, go enter bush.

Will come back to read more. Mercy how far ooo, did you come today?

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That ends their studies and am sure they will remain there for a long while.

white Berry said...

Jacintha am prettier than you sha lol so am not ur boo here. Anyway you look beautiful.sokoto corper betta shit Neva hold you lol

Anonymous said...

Am so broke n am nt begging

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Someone committed sucide in Enugu because of MMM?

Eno said...

This rain that is about to fall is a great relief. The heat in Lagos is something else.

Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha white berry, you be funny girl ooo. I pray you get your wish ooo. No be small pikin wish you put down there. Oya monkeynofine, white berry is calling you.

Anonymous said...

Beggy beggy

iam Owen said...

SDK blog don turn commission oh.....@ I join dis commission....very soon nah soul winning them go say make we do!!!! Hahahahhahahaha

Anonymous said...

And u couldn't jx add a little g oil while its still hot? You r not smart at all

Temilola Baby said...

Lol

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Oh oh jhw what's happening lately? No2?

Anonymous said...

Long yawn, why you too dey lie like this? lol @ some bvs

Becky Divine said...

Hmmmmm *speechless*

Choi! choi! said...

So Jacinta ihu nkita actually followed my advice and photoshopped her pix. Mkpi with shovel teeth.

aisha jane said...

Hahaha.. Tell us nne'm

Adanna Kristie said...

Welcome IHN, Stella bae I hail oo

Fluffy cake by Big Mamma Lagos 07056157039 said...

Start each day by declaring to yourself... "This is the day the Lord has made and I am going to be glad in it!"

Becky Divine said...

Hian! It haff do naah shioor

Oyanu Enenche said...

Hmm reporter of the year, representing sdklivewire.i hail thee lol

Oyanu Enenche said...

Hmm reporter of the year, representing sdklivewire.i hail thee lol

LEE70 said...

Happy Monday bvs!!! Wow rain is about to fall in mainland!! From sun to rain, weather just changed like that. Anyways will read comments now

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Waoh!
Bv chioma it is well,like ur attitude.
Onitsha Bv,you are beautiful and Jacinta too.

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Jhw, what's happening of late? Adadioramma beat you to it. Is it your baby this time around? Kisses to your baby.

Ihn is brief as usual. Will be right back.

Choi! choi! said...

Whiteberry, why didn't you write where you copied it from? it's all over the internet. Mumu.
We all know you beg and then go anon to defend yourself, on Saturday Spontaneous post, your 'anon gone wrong gave you out'. Stupid beggar.

Anonymous said...

Does sex lubricant gel hv any side effect on both male n female?
Abeg epp a sister.

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

17years? Kai! It's a pity they weren't raised properly.

Anonymous said...

Men, what Africa has turned marriage into ehn, God save us.

I was not even married for a whole month when my in laws started saying I can't have a child, I was relieved to find out am pregnant.

Is it the one of chores n all, you r not hardworking if u don't run d whole house alone.

My dear, am with u on your thoughts but seriously when u r standing alone against multitudes, its not always as easy as u say it.

DTS y most women have resulted to religion coz it gives them hope n support. One would be surprised DT even the bride's parent this in the same direction

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hmmmmm but it shouldn't be too bad if every other things dey

Anonymous said...

please what is ORISHIRISHI?

I have read it a lot in this blog and I don't understand.

Anonymous said...

so my SIL came back that she has been given injection with some drugs and that she couldn't find one of the drugs, i volunteered to help her look for it, all the pharmacies i went to said they don't have it so i decided to Google the Tab OC, only to find out its an Oral contraceptive drugs, i wondered why she will be given such prescription because she said she is not having sex with her guy and that they have decided to wait till after the wedding coming up next year... please apart from pregnancy prevention are there other illness that can be treated with Oral contraceptives.... i feel bad because i tell her everything and i thought we were friends...

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

It's ihn again
Faces of ihn, unu try, so Jacinta, you had to go snap in the studio okwaya??? No wonder you wanted to bite off SDKs head for not posting your picture... lol..

Love me jeje, how is your day going....

God bless all the givers and receivers
Sign out post is the truth!!!

Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
*Faithful bv*

Anonymous said...

You r always asking for drama, please change your mindset

Victoria Omosuyi said...

Amen oh. Are you in oou or ilaro? God will surely protect you.

Anonymous said...

Welcome 1st IHN of the week! Stella n fellow BVNS how was ur weekend? Got this from a BBM contact

The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to MMM. The world of Monkeys!

Be wise

(Shared as copied online).
No be me talk am oh

Precix books and cakes said...

Hello.. the good , bad , and ugly. Just want to say God loves you. The question is do you believe it.

Anonymous said...

A woman who greets me very well whenever she sees me saw me last week and said she had been looking out for me so, she could sell her microwave to me. Asked her to give me her no., she said "no phone" but would ask after me from my neighbour she visits once in a while so, she could direct her to my apartment.

As early as 6:30am, was already preparing for work when I heard a knock, it was this woman with the microwave on her head. Sigh..She said she needed the cash to pay her daughter's fees so, she could write her exam.

I saw it but didn't want it cos what I've got in mind is a microwave oven with grill and not just a microwave so, turned her down. Then, I did what I've not done for someone I don't really know. I gave her 5k I wanted to use to buy a few things for myself today. Oh Lord! You should see the way this woman knelt down immediately to thank me. Ha! Small me? Small 5k? I instantly asked her to get up and didn't know when tears started dripping from my eyes. Honestly guys, no happiness beats helping someone truly in need. I just hope they allow her child write the exam with the 5k till she gets a buyer for her microwave.

Ps: sorry I'm posting this here. Was so busy I couldn't spare the time to do so on the spontaneous post.

Fina

Choi! choi! said...

Emjay, go and treat the plenty boils and craw craw in your vag*na before asking for drama. *in anon's voice* kikikikikikiki.
Emjay, I actually believe you are that anon. You want men to contact you if not for anything else but to confirm if truly you have boils and craw craw down there. Don't worry, your husband will come.

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

This rain na elele

Baroness X said...

Madam them force you to attend the meeting??? See wahala o!

Victoria Omosuyi said...

And they won't school the men on personal hygiene and how women want to be treated. It's all about women sha.

Anonymous said...

I can relate with your rant. Women need to know and acknowledge the truth and fact that there is life after marriage. And if you don't stand and make yourself happy you will fall for any rubbish ideology and end up depressed.

Anonymous said...

Making sense!

SANDY NEKY said...

Yes ooo 'DO YOU NOT SEND' was what caught my eyes in the whole of IHN news of today*shines teeth*YES!!! Stelz, I have quitted those 5 things in your sign out pix a long time ago I tell you.. it does not pay. Thank you very plenty!

GALORE said...

Someone beat you to it @Jobless.



@Galore

I'veBeenTouchedByAnAngelWithLove said...

OK bye

Miss Ferragamo said...

He that keepeth Isreal shall keep you.

GALORE said...

Amen


@Galore

olaedo said...

IHN...
Stella u for show us the birthday girl pics nah.
Beautiful faces of iHN

stephan said...

Ihn is here.

GALORE said...

Na by force to join sisters forum?

Abeg,waka.



No let anyone spoil your mood in the name of "forum"

@Galore

SANDY NEKY said...

Lol@ Emjay!you no de tire for drama ne?! Between, dont mind that impostor of yesterday hun,i don't even write like that nor comment under anony. I remain your girl anyday, anytime..

Adadioramma said...

How did they know the guy reported them? Thank God for sparing his life sha and quick recovery for those female students been raped.

Bashiru Idowu said...

Ok

Loveme Jeje said...

Anon 14:26 or Fina, thank you for helping her, May God Almighty reward you ooo.

We did annual thanksgiving and people that attended were more than my church members ooo. Chai hungry dey land ooo

Buhari see what you have caused? May God Almighty forgive you

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Heheheheheheheh...... Look who we have here.
Jacinta has made it to face of IHN as a fine bea.



Mama Stephanie, it haff do.
But shall dey monitor ur daughter.
But truly,she looks older than her age forget the makeup.
We know some children have rapid growth n there is nothing u can do about it.

Loveme Jeje said...

Thelma baby i am very fine ooo. I see your market stuff prices at Iyana paja, Ayobo? hope it is not much price.

Anonymous said...

Sandy Neky na wa for u. It is by the way not between. Tot u went to school

TeeDiva 7B65325A Skincare Natural haircare products said...

Monday.....


People that live with friends, how do you cope? With the chores joggling & all, tips needed..


Waiting 4 d Santa weekend like a woman that wants to catch her husband red-handed cheating




Chop Knuckle Stella

Anonymous said...

U forgot to add ur ID so we can come n thank u

Anonymous said...

I no dis is not a rant post but pls pardon me,am just tired, so fed up after all my efforts. This stomach fat wont leave me, I diet, drink green tea nd lipton wit ginger even exercise but weeks nd weeks go by withput seeing any result, its just too much.
I know my friends say my stomach isnt big but they havnt seen it well, am very slim nd any slight bloat is noticeable.
Am a young girl in my twenties, very tall, slim nd fair, I used to b very confident,i could beat kendall jenner hands down wit my perfect legs, waist down was nd still is da bomb, wen I walked by people comment,i should go for modelling nd why am I wasting my talent, my parents friends said their sons will marry me,i am d tallest girl in d family, they called me agbani,........before I knew it, I started having folds in my tummy, wasnt getting not even fat am still slim but d fats have taken over.
Just yesterday,i came out of my room nd my dad dat doesn't hide his mouth was like why is my stomach big abi I don carry belle, I was just weak, even my bros said my waist is expanding ,no more flat tummy, slim waist, they dont know d struggle, dont say am lazy, I take green tea on empty stomach, exercise, eat only fruits sometimes starve.
I really nid a flat stomach like kylie jenner, thinking of gping for surg even tho it'll take my one year allowance for sch to do that, lije hell niger no dey do fat removal surgery evennif them dey do,e no dey rampant, I cnt comr nd kill myself nd to go abroad na wishful thinking,for like kylie surgeon to pad me up. Lolzz i neva even cross ph border before,lord pls help me dis once, I dont care bout my skin anymore, just nid dis miracle, trying to make fun of it but its eating me up for long, even affecting my studies..ok am donee...

Anonymous said...

When they say trust no one u think its a joke. When some ppl hurt u, u will live in shock a long time after

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Choi Choi I dare you to post ur own pictures weda Photoshoped or screenshot. Stupid girl

Rare Gem said...

Am gutted 😢

Loveme Jeje said...

Anon 14:11 i dont think it is spiritual, remove your mind from it. If it happens again and again, then you got to do something about it. You have to pray to God.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks dear don't mind dat stupid Choi Choi

La'creamie said...

Ide darlyn...how are u,hope good.

Loveme Jeje said...

Ibukun dont worry, nothing bad will happen to you. You are covered with the Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ, oya say Amen

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks white berry we all are beautiful. No one is ugly

Ibukunoluwa said...

Thanks to everyone
Ada Shebi na the guy go dey tell people say hin sabi them
@Victoria Tasued

SUNSHINE said...

Choi choi, if I talk am, they'd say I am bullying her or even pin it on me.
She's been doing this since immemorial and I cant wait for her to slip.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Hahaha Thelma I took d picture long time ago

white Berry said...

@cho!cho! Thank ur star Stella didn't enable my post to you this morning,

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

It darkens the skin. All depends on skin type

Annie said...

Welcome IHN... God bless us all

La'creamie said...

Some girl too mumu.

Anonymous said...

IHN eka abo! Just so sad,we lost our senior Pastor's wife o.... Really dunno why good pipo die easily. God please 'NEVER AGAIN'. May her soul rest in peace.Amen.

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Lol

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

But she is not a beggar!

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

Hahahahahahhahahahah.

young FOREVER said...

Rant, sensible and true.

Take your time Nd I pray you find a man that his idealogy about life is different from those preaching you are hearing.

D'Royalty Rebranded(STELLA'S BLOG BFF) said...

Hellooooooo!
I'm busy these days mehn!
Hi Monkeynofine, how are you sis?
Love me jeje, how your side?
Sandy Neky, how is Abuja?
Nnuku, how is the paent business?
XP, how are the twins?
Nmasinachi, kisses!
Stella olori oko bambam, you must enjoy me!
Where is Juicy Chic Chic? Stella is still waiting to enjoy you o.

Choi! choi! said...

Kelvin bwess presser, you went and hid on Staurday abi? I will keep coming to that Limousine Stand, Arowojobe estate, Mende, Maryland, Lagos. I know I will catch you one day. No mercy for you o.

Megasam Aluminium Structural Engineers: accoboard,Partitioning, etc. 07036473947, 09084791116, twitter - @MegasamAluminum said...

Hello IHN

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Whiteberry, ur village people followed u to Lagos
πŸ˜πŸ˜€

Current said...

Jacinta you is a fine girl, don't let anyone make u feel bad.

Anonymous said...

Yes, hormonal imbalance.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Then change to a baby cream naa
Every mother now is using Shea butter n coconut oil on their children tomorrow if they say aloe Vera is the coco now, they will follow suit.

Becky Divine said...

Ehen! See how you came here to do aproko for her matter, maybe she didn't tell you this one cos she knows you too like aproko

Becky Divine said...

Ehen! See how you came here to do aproko for her matter, maybe she didn't tell you this one cos she knows you too like aproko

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

So this is Jacinta Mbachu?...
Nne ijoo!...
Ijoro njo eji apu court!!..
See her unkempt nails and skin..ewwww
I like dark skinned but yours look so dirty!...
I need to slap my self for exchanging words with you here..
Damn!!...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

Awwww...
That's very nice of you and may God bless you abundantly!...

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Your spirit husband made love to you.
The urine signifies ur "cum"
😒

Tetrina said...

Peeps, does anyone know any company or business that can post kilishi, dambu nama, spicy plantain chips and yaji pepper to me if I order? I'm really craving these things and it's not sold in my neck of the woods. I don't mind the cost, please...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog said...

JHW abeg change your browser or phone that is making you take second these days...

Adadioramma said...

You are pretty babe, keep it up.

IJAY said...

Hmm don worry IBM u will graduate I peace bcuse God has been your guider

IJAY said...

Faces of IHN are beautiful, yea that bedwetting advise is true, happy new week all

SWAG LAFRESH said...

So e pain you? Kwakwakwakwa. Same you that said i came to this blog because of Christmas giveaway is the same person that reactivated her ID around september and started commenting again. What did you come here for? To let us know you now have an imaginary beautiful life? Who cares?

I'm not an ass licker so thats why most of you think I'm neither here nor there. So i should come and be forming friendship on a blig that i know no one? I should hail you even when you're wrong because I like your blog personality? Swerve from your attention seeking madam.

My life us beautiful, i don't seek validation on a blog. I don't come here to tell my life story, only people with low self esteem like you do.

Be glad i replied you. That was the first and this is the last.

I know you will reply this. Might not even see it. No time to read.

Noise maker.

missylynn said...

IHN is Bae
Congrats to those that benefited from the give aways and those who will get the job

miss joe said...

I concur. Welcome Ihn

Omasiri said...

Shut up Lagos babe and keep La Freshest name out of your stale mouth. You are evil and full of negative energy. Previous IHN news still fresh on my mind. I once told you that you are not a good person,there's something dark about you. Ever since the inception of spontaneous post,you've been reeeling off headache inducing lies. Who are you trying to impress? If you want to make yourself feel good,engage in something real. Liar.

Anonymous said...

Are you not really a noise maker? Abeg just shut up and enjoy you fantasy. After trying tocontact you concerning a business you made mouth about here, did you give any positive response till now? Business woman my foot.

Anonymous said...

Am so scared of getting married now. My would be SIL is a sadist. She can frustrate you ehn and make you look bad in the eyes of people. If she lies on you, you go fear. Latest one was lying on my mom's head. I gave her brother a federal warning and haven't picked his calls since then. My fiance is 34 and this his sis is 40+. You can do all your nonsense with me but I won't let you disrespect my mom. I just realized I won't marry him again, will quietly break up with him and go my way. Hmm an only son with 5sisters, kolowerk at all.

Mosi Jubelo said...

Thank God the guy made it o, that's why to even report is another wahala

Cutie said...

You must be full of hatred. That thanking spree was all fun to me. Because you've not been featured and she has been featured twice? No be to telk your life history on blog. Restrategize.

Anonymous said...

I Can tell you the best method and secret of using Shea butter for babies. Your baby's skin will be so supple and beautiful. Tested and trusted by family and friends Call me on zero seven zero one eight eight five seven nine four eight.

Anonymous said...

She may be having irregular periods. Some doctors prescribe oral contraceptive for it

Cutebagmaker Lagos - souvenir bags/purses, fabric bags, school bags, lunch bags, etc. 08174520392. nationwide delivery said...

Hello Stella, have a nice week.

FLUX said...

Hahahahaha, mumu oya nah. Go to the public and put it into practice..... Kolomental

Anonymous said...

I have quitted kwa? *faints

Anonymous said...

Orishirisi means diffrent part of meat,like wen u go to mamaput nd tell her to put kidney liver,fish,egg as in jst put orishirisi there,i hop u understood my explanation

Anonymous said...

No it's not spiritual. Sometimes you may dream of being in the bathroom room urinating. I stopped bed wetting since age 5 but I had this experience about 7yrs ago then I was living with my friend during NYSC. Thank God I woke up but peeped a little before realizing that I was only dreaming. I jumped up immediately and changed my pants. I've not had another since then, stop overthinking it's not spiritual madam.

Adanne said...

Were ya nwayo..nobody wan know if you forget to go anon...nah under your comment I wan perch sef, so excuse me, lol.

Jay girl, congrats you are finally up thereπŸ˜ƒ

Ma'am Chioma, ana ekwu nke imere, imekwa ozo, hahahaha, you actually wanted to convince abi impress the beevees? Nawa oo, e never reach naa.
You said you like the reactions from the bvs, yet I read an EPISTLE up there. Hapu that thing, just make sure na EEI your fine girl dey read.
Btw, how did she know about birthday post segment? Just thinking. Take care Shaa


Coper shun, goodluck looking for PERMANENT bae.

Have a good one everyone.☺
Thanks ma'am chidinma for this space, ka odi.

SteffySoFynSoFlySoJUICY said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa been watching porn lately in the office I pray I don't get caught one day.







*grabs cucumber*

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Suicide*

SteffySoFynSoFlySoJUICY said...

Yes it does. Why are you worried he/she is just a baby. Abi you wan bleach ya pikin ni? Kwakwakwakwakwa.








*grabs cucumber*

Anonymous said...

Yes. Sime gynecological issues are treated with OCP. E.g. Dysmenorrhea, Polycystic ovarian syndrome.

Anonymous said...

Thank you so much for helping big a sister may God reward you accordingly. You will never be put to shame in Jesus name.

Anonymous said...

Why are you guys complicating things for yourselves. The best thing you can use for a child is olive oil...simple!

SANDY NEKY said...

Yes anony but no vex cos na night school I go. Lool

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks dear friend God bless you

Anonymous said...

Ideato you are wrong. You are just shocked that not everyone is a follow follow like you.

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks my darling ideato u are pretty too

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

HOTR portharcourt?

SANDY NEKY said...

Abj is cool and calm ma dear. Just chilling and staying positive!

JACINTA MBACHU said...

@ideato πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

The man must be proud, he didn't have to expose her. She was just showing her interest, he could have let her down without exposing her on his page. Immature, mtcheew.

bello folashade said...

Shea butter mixed with original honey..it makes the skin succulent and glow. I've been using only shea butter for over 5yrs but mixed it with honey recently.

SANDY NEKY said...

Lol! Ide oo thought you have agreed to stop attacking White berry ooooo..choi!!!

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks dear

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Hahahahaha like Stella said, u will surely come to attack me. Linda eze I no send you. Go and take otapiapia and hang ur self. I'm black and beautiful. Black is original

JACINTA MBACHU said...

Thanks ijay u are beautiful too

SANDY NEKY said...

Anony can't you read?i no send you biko!

Anonymous said...

Lemme perch here biko.. Pheeew!!!! I just used yesterday n today to catch up on last week's posts!!! I'm a freaking addict... I'm my own boss for now so I choose wen to go to work. But seriously I would love to set up something permanent but NYSC wont let me. I hope I get posted to a good state next year. Stella I heart you..tho you dont post my comments always. :(

Anonymous said...

It has also been said to prevent ovarian cancer.

Anonymous said...

Don't mind Queen of the bus, you are beautiful.

KIDJO said...

But she's not as fake as you idioti.

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