Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Labour Room Drama 133

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Wednesday, 14 December 2016

Labour Room Drama 133

Drama-less Drama.



Hi Madam Stella,
My LRD is quite old as my son is 7 years now but I can't forget the experience for ever
I took in immediately after marriage
We had the goodies of life- my hubby and i
I work with an International bank while he works with an IT firm though we were both not born with a silver spoon,

I watched dstv a lot while pregnant and my fav prog was Dr 90210. From there, I learnt to take operation with a pinch of salt.
In fact, I dreamt and wished to be operated on cos it all seemed so effortless and painless on TV.

However, before then, i had watched a friend go thru labour stress at a general hospital and I didn't like what I saw at all. She almost ran mad crying 'e ba mi yoo' help me remove it oooo. She was in intense pain and none of the cruel nurses attended to her.

So I vowed actually not to go thru that Coupled with the fact that my company takes care of our medicals, I had nothing to worry about...
In fact, I have googled all googleables on cs and the doctor was amazed and impressed at my medical skills .

So on the day of the CS, I had come with my bag and ready
Was wheeled into the theatre , given anaesthetic and that was the last i remembered as I woke up with my baby by my side. 

No drama......but Na the aftermath, I con know say CS pain no be here
I stayed a week at the hospital .

All in all, I preferred the CS cos I can't imagine someone putting hand inside my kini or tearing my kini up..
The doctor did a tummy tuck CS that when you look at my tummy , you won't know I did a CS.
I hope you enjoyed it.



*My dear make i no lie,i didnt enjoy it at alllll...E too dry.lol


36 comments:

STARRY LARRY said...

Thanks for sharing




*Larry was here*

Rocky said...

This is the first time I'm reading this segment till the end. The first time, I opened this segment, my body was reacting to the story like I'm giving birth.
I enjoyed your story, no hassles for you.

Audrey said...

Stella you for no post since it's dramaless na abi, it's called Labour room drama.
Poster thank God you realise that CS is not a bad thing. Unlike most women that see it as a taboo.

temmy yemmy said...

Dryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


@Tee_y

Jumi said...

Aunty stella ooo u sha gt mouth too buh tru tru e dry small

IFEANYI NWA NSUKKA said...

Lol stella badmouth mouth

LADY PRESTIGE BEADS.08034205152 said...

No drama madam.you just narrated how you choose CS for delivery.
All the same,weldone.

Miss Ferragamo said...

Kai Stella,you're blunt to a fault.
You should tone down sometimes.

Tilly said...

Haba Stella!!! Poster i think your friend that was screaming that way either had a low threshold for pain or is just someone that exaggerates. My neighbour didnt scream at all. Her husband that sat outside the door didnt hear a sound. Dont let other people make you form an opinion

Esthy said...

Very damn dry,e too dey dry!!!!! she jst wrote d story of her life, am sorry dear no offence

sjd said...

Nigerian FG- 0%
MMM Nigeria- 30%
Conclusion- MMM epp many people sha, at the least. Lol!

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Very short!
Congrats

Ebony Doc said...

LMAO! Stella easy on her na. E dry sha no be small.

Zinny Chocolate said...

Lol. Me sef no enjoy am but thank God for your boy.

Quality Madam said...

Congrats

Anonymous said...

No b joke stella de joke, abi sm1 cnt v a sense of humor again ni.

Anonymous said...

you too get bad mouth, haba

Aya Williams said...

That your friend was shouting does not mean u will shout too during labour,anyway u picked a quicker option.

becky naka said...

Thanks for sharing. Looking at stella with side eyes, lol.

peace maker said...

Okay

Blossom said...

Congrats poster.

Cynthia Dickson said...

I loved that she said it as it happened. So why do women not do the tummy tuck surgery na? Just curious... I'd love to know because i didn't know there was suck a think when it has to do with CS

Tayan Taylor said...

Sweet nd short

Fierce of SDK blog said...

I love your story,short and painless. But true true,d recovery after CS no be beans o. Congrats.

kay elsie said...

Stella n drama,so as drama no dey nw so,u no like am,lmao

Pinochiodee said...

It depends on the doctor.

Jasmine said...

Kikikiki.

Stella, u too like play.

Madam, congrats

Anonymous said...

Shaking my head for the poster. The fact that your friend shouted when in labour is enough for you to term nurses as cruel.

Anonymous said...

Shaking my head for the poster. The fact that your friend shouted when in labour is enough for you to term nurses as cruel.

Mrs anonymous said...

Please which hospitals & states do tummy tuck CS?

Anonymous said...

Yep,you are right...

zizi said...

Same question on my mind

chibuzo lilian said...

my neighbor cat walked to the hospital while she was in labour. The next thing we heard was that she has given birth and I was like no be this person wey pass here yesterday. Abeg this tummy tuck cs is what? Can it be done by all doctors

Prissy Benevolence said...

Good question, and what is tummy tuck CS

Bukipreety said...

Too dry

Justyswt said...

There is no drama here joor. Congrats poster.

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