I pray the akara meme doesn't happen to me this morning, e don't happen before,had to buy eggs to fry. The table water meme.... So me any time I buy table water lol. I had a good laugh.
Hahahaa! Nice way to start this morning
Crazy, crazy, crazy. I had to "fap" some. Lol!
Time not wested, hahaha... That pure water and bottle water is so me... If that's how gossipper's mouth looks like, I wonder how bloggers mouth will look like... Including bvns... Hahaha
The last meme though..
#When you fall in love with someone's mind, everything about them becomes beautiful*
Hahahahahahahahahahah. Lol @woodpecker. If those lips suck you eh,you go peel i swear.
LMAO @surprise the bacteria.no, you did north west my time
Hahaah. So foni.Tankio Madam Stela.
Biki, time not wested oooo. I don laff tire.
I laughed a Lil....
LMAO 😁 @ I wanted to surprise the bacteria
Last meme's got an epic reply mehn.. Time north waisted
The last one got me big time. Lmao......
Time "north wested" at allThanks stellz
Lmaooo pls i follow dey beg oo, dont use me as a rebound from your failed relationship, im someone's child please.
5 Wrong Things Girls Check Before Marrying A Guy.Many Ladies are known to base their marital decisions onthings that will not endure a life-time. These have led many ofthem into wrong marriages and life time bondage. We need toidentify and deal with them: 1) HEIGHT: Every girl’s dream is tomarry a tall, dark guy with a baritone voice; I wonder wherethey got the idea that tall guys are better in marriage. HeyGirls, tall guy can give you tall problems; it is not the heightthat matters but the depth of the guy in God and in character.2) MUSCLE: [/b]Muscular and heavy looking guys are alsolucky, they are seen to be good suitors, and girls do say "theylook manly" "they look like real men". Sorry Girls, muscles donot make a real man,character and ability to shoulderresponsibility do. A guy with muscle without character will usehis muscles to deal with you and batter your beautiful face.(3) A WELL SET HOUSE: A guy with a well set house is thedream of any girl any day. Many girls will throw caution intothe wind to grab a man who have a house with King size;beautiful Italian Settee, micro wave oven, well stock freezer,home theater, refrigerator, gas cooker, Plasma TV,6 by 6 bed,well stuff Kitchen, Dining table, washing machine, dishwashers, split unit air conditioner etc is a dream catch for girlsany day.Sorry girl, a well set house is good but it may be a well settrouble if the guy is not a man of character, manners ordiscretion, he will make the house look like a prison yard foryou.4) FAT BANK ACCOUNT: Girls are fond of trying to know howrich a guy is by checking the guy’s phones for bank alerts.They joyfully decide to marry a guy when they discover the guyis very rich with fat Bank balance. What a mistake! They don'twant to know where the money is coming from; they don'teven want to know what the guy does for a living.What concerns them is the money that is available to be spent.Many girls ended up finding themselves entangled for life inthis kind of situation, don’t base your marriage on GREED, itwon't turn to GREEN.5) PLACE OF WORK: Some of our girls are in the habit ofmaking marital decision base on the place a guy works. Youdare not talk of marriage to them if you are a Teacher or civilservant. You dare not propose them if you are working with asmall firm, or one man business. What an error!Girls note that,that a guy works in ACCESS BANK does not mean he will giveyou ACCESS to his heart or peace of mind. A guy that works inSHELL may put your life in a SHELL forever, you may not bethe FIRST in the life of a guy that works in FIRST BANK, a guythat work in GUARANTEE TRUST BANK may not GUARANTEEyour future. He may be working in NESTLE but not SETTLE youat home, So it is not about where he is working but about whois working in Him, God or devil
Hehehehe...lovely...the first pic...that nigga is wicked mehn...Wait...if your phone falls inside the offering box u cant pick it up ???? God go know say na mistake...
A Fulani boy proposed to a girl, and she said she will acceptonly if the boy is a student, so the boy said he is astudent and the girl asked: Which school?Boy: University of Benin .Girl: what course ?Boy: Animal science !"The girl accepted his proposal and about three weeks later,she saw theboy in tattered shirt and trousers chasing cattle.Girl: i thought u said you are a student ?Boy: come on baby, am doing my I T ......
I will dip my hand inside the offering box and pick my phone abeg, no timeHehhehehehhe " I wanted to surprise the bacteria"
Yea, I laugh out loud, thanks to Stella for posting it and thanks to all the senders.Let's enjoy this one tooSchool Group Photo...........Headmaster to Photographer: N20 is too much. There are 2000 students, Charge Only N10 itssufficient!!Headmaster To Teachers "Please tell all the Kids to Bring N30 each - for their Group Phototomorrow.Teacher In Class to Kids: "Listen, all of you mustGet N50 from home tomorrow for the photoshoot!!.Kids Discuss : These teachers are taking us for a ride, each photo is only N20. With the balance, they will order snacks & samosas & all have a Party and we get nothing!! There is No Honesty Nowadays!!At home-The Naughty Kid : Mom, The Teachers have askedUs to Get N100 each for the Group Class Photo!! .. . .Mom : N100??!!This is Robbery !! Haba! Just Wait, I'll have To get itfrom DadMom To Dad : Are You Listening? These school People have Gone Mad. They want N200 fromeach kid for the Group Photo! Ridicoulous!!When will corruption end in this country???*Larry was here*
Really not a photo copying machine. Lol
Thanks Stella u got me rotflol
SINGLE BABES!Christmas is by the corner and I know 99% are preparing for it.'Ndi nnata' (home-coming people) will be coming around.Events will be holding. You wanna look good and be at yourbest peradventure..... (you know the rest). It is very good tolook good not just at Christmas but everyday. However, this iswhat I want to say.SHINE YOUR EYES. Don't be desperate. Don't let any niggacome and wash your head with 'ogbo na ncha' (sponge andsoap). They all have good stories to tell o...no doubt. Some,true. Most, lies. But dont get carried away. I would prefer thatyou just be your good and presentable self with God leadingyou. Do not allow the flesh and its desires (emotional,psychological, financial, social, etc) lead you. I know thestrenght of the flesh can be overwhelming. But be determined.'Application letters' will come. Please be very careful whenreading them. Some bad intentions come with beautiful'application letters'. So, don't get carried away with how well itis written. Don't be too fast. Test every spirit. They will tell youwhat you want to hear. Please don't fall for it. Dont also gracetheir beds. If he leaves because of that, that's good riddance.Most of them are actually after that.Again, do not forget that most of them have seriousrelationships wherever they are coming from. Some are evenmarried! They won't tell you. Few may be open about it. That,then depends on what you want for yourself. Beware!You musn't get him at Christmas. If after Christmas,you feelthat you didnt get a genuine 'Application letter' or that youcan't go all the way with any of the 'writers'. Please, don'tdespair. God has a nice package for you. Just be patient.Emmm....let me stop here for now. Just some words of adviceto my beautiful single ladies in the house.
lmao! hahahaha @ woodpecker mouth. Instagram the home of funny memes
The last one is EPIC.
Lmao,all are hilarious!
Time not wasted... lolx
The hunger and woodpecker pictures got me!All I need do is remember them and I'll laugh all through the day :D :D :D
On point and on time today!
Time not wasted at all!If my phone slipped inside the offering box (which can never happened, because I don't see a reason why I should be holding my phone inside the church), I will gently go and met the usher and whisper to him or her to help me get it after they're done with the offering.The guy that called Kenya airways, lol! No chill.
Not 'wested' at all
hahahahahahha.... Stella u did not waist my time oh....
Hunger everywhere with Pmb and the vp God help usAnd surprising the bacteria is funny
Lol...Do not use me to move on I am somebody's child and I wanted to surprise the bacteria got me rolling on the floor.
lol our teacher failed
Lol, my goodness,
Not wasted! I learnt a thing or two
Welcome Saturday Laff. The last one got me on the floor. Time not wasted at all
HahahahahaThat bubu and VP pic, the hunger really affected them.Using that type of toothbrush and still come to the public to air your opinion. Recession school fees #5000 flat. Your child will forget what he or she has learnt before in that type of school.Becky naka.
The bottle water joke is very true.
Biko do you go shopping with bare feet???Time not wested at all
Enter your comment...my time was not wasted lov it
That Akara meme is so me... no akara for me this morning and I love taking it Saturdays.Nice one Sterra
hahaha. ..recession sch fees...see sai buhari nd osinbajo be this person wey never eat for 1month...
Hahahahahahaha The one of pure water killed me totally. Hehe!
Trying to laugh.......😃
I laughed oo, especially at d Last one. Do u go shopping for shoes on bare legs?
Hahaha! Funny laughs, that first meme is a wicked plus jealous somebody.Thank you.
Hahaha super funny
RotflLoloChai funny collection of lafta. U no west my thyme @ hall.
All of them made me laugh. God bless you stella.
hilarious. @reproductive organ and not a photocopying machine
Lmao "I wanted to surprise the bacteria" very funny
U did north west my time.
Hahahaha, loved dah last one more😂
Kikiki! U did north west my time, Laff wan scatter my enemy here.
Time not wasted
hehehehehehehe the buhari n osibanjo pix cracked me up
Stella Dimokoko! U no go kill person, ehn! God bless ya!!
Only me just laughThese memes are something else
Lmao really funny. The baby and recession school fees got me. Time north wested oooooo.
The gossip with a mouth the shape of a beak...akara woman is more important than expensive gold o(no breakfast be DAT)!!
Everyone desires something good, prays for these things u listed and spends a great part of their time/ life pursuing... while catching fun in the process
Thanks stellz for prolonging our lives with these jokes...btw,how much is gate fee for comedy clinic? Recession things!!
Very funny memes. Lol @ I've a reproductive organ and not a photocopying machine. Epic reply.
Toothbrushes...I can bet they are Oral B kiddies brushes. Yeye articles that last for 5 days only.Lo and behold...and Lagos rain welcomed them, the minute it touched them both wailed non stop. Hahahaha. Woodpecker...true that. They also have wrinkled nose. Ndi asili. Nice laughs.Happy weekend all.Xhlrted P
You're kinda right but the yardage for no 1 still sticks, tall huge guys with baritone voice rarely hit their women. They are COOL like that, more of a British Bulldog. Yeah I know so.Good luck to all the sweet ladies this season. God works in mysterious ways follow the voice and obey any of the above, you will be happy ever after.Xhlrted P
Lmao 😀😀😅😅😁. Thanks Stella.
Do you go shopping for shoes with bare feet? Lol.
Best collection of memes ever. I can't stop laughing.
Welcome to lagos 😂😂😂😂😂
Abeg oLwkmd oooo
Kwakwakwakwakwa i did North West my time
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