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Thursday, 1 December 2016

Service Year Boulevard - 5

Guess who meandered into the service year boulevard!




This is my NYSC Blvd, it's a mixture of lust and a lil suffering, Biko enjoy and hope I don't bore you out:

It was 2011 and I got my call up letter, lo and behold a different state stared at me (I was hoping for Calabar or the East you know na *winks*) 

my classmates and friends  laughed hysterically saying that was my punishment for being a back bencher and the noisiest in class, I Couldnt utter a word , all I could think of and say was where's 'TARABA' and how do I get there? Is there a road to the state? I was shattered!


All said and done I managed to find out where they entered transport to TARABA! 

(Yes I went by road) then I heard the bombshell, it was a  17 frigging hours, oh well I went and I could only go through that journey thinking of my life from when I was five till then.. 


Finally got to camp at 1am, camp was in Wukari and i didn't get my floor space till the next day, time for parade I wear my tee and shorts, mehn I felt like a sack of rice! I was the biggest in camp! Chai!


It went well, but the terrible Sun and Sandstorm didnt helping matters, then my Johnny starts to think for me, I needed a Lady! Lol, but all I was seeing were gagools( make una no vex o lol).

 I was like mehn Kelvinator you gotta give it up, then two days later I notice this girl, quite cute, with all them lashes and all, I was like not bad but not my kinda girl, then we repositioned and she was in front of me and the Platoon leader says pre pre shun! And what do I see? Otele bouncing! Jah be praised!


We kicked off things, I was the most popular in camp because I later became the RSM and she was the sexiest! 

We got posted, she went to Jalingo and I to Kurmi butvfor where, I ran back to her cuz I Couldnt get enough of her! (Which I later regretted) becos things just turned sour! 

At one point she wanted to turn pastor leaving me hanging, mehn I lost it o! I for just kukuma stay Kurmi find one village geh to be helping me Lol!


We didn't end up together tho' the only prize I got from that State was Cornea Ulcer! And Bee Stings If not for my Aunt I would have been blind... 

All in all I kinda miss the state now come to think of it, because of the serenity and landscaping and oh I met my cousins there (wonder how people can live that far) thanks Stellz, I remain....


*You remain that Kevin Stellz cousin!...LOL.. At all at all na em bad,you try!

what does RSM mean?

44 comments:

Jasmine said...

Kelvin??


Lol. U too like bress

amanda favour said...

Warrisdis bikonu?

Loveme Jeje said...

ok ooo. hope you don get job?

becky naka said...

Lol...kelvin the minister of otele and breast affairs, ride on.

marriedchick said...

you try my brother, at all at all na e be witchcraft...lol

Ideato/ilaje blood said...

The end point is you were chasing after a particular lady and forgot all camp activities???

No lesson from your write up

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Regimental Sergeant Major! (RSM) controls the Call up Party in the Parade

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Scarlett said...

Kelvin too like asahwo tins. abeg do go marry joor before your trojan horse go dey bounce left right and centre.

GALORE said...

No be @Kelvin wen deyy pwest bwest be this?


Lol



Wonders shall never end.


How many bwest you pwest for parade ground? Or Mami market?



@Galore

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Kelvin and Otele.

REPENTTTTTTTTTTTT

Kachi said...

Kelvin no be today you don dey pwest bwest... Hahahaha

TRIUMPHANT ZION said...

You have to use God's name in vain?

Anonymous said...

kelvin kelvin so how many did u pwess

T.I said...

Nice experience Gee...bag of rice...hehehe you aint serious brah..

****lone wolf**** said...

Lol. Kelvin. Hope you press the brass wella

Classic Chic! said...

I don't no y I burst out laughing hearing d word gagool!

Classic Chic! said...

What's d male version of 'gagool'?

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

See Let me just warn you.
We are friends and I give you all the respect you deserve like wise you do to me. But there're certain things that I won't tolerate from you and this should serve as a last warning to you before it gets out of hand. How can you go around telling everybody that I said that "Today is December 1st!!!!" Hahaha, were you scared------go on, make others panic. Let me be the first to wish you a Merry Christmas in advance!

Anonymous said...

Regimental sergeant major(rsm)... boring story tho

IFEANYI NWA NSUKKA said...

Lol u for blind oooo😂😂😂😂

Pipi Lee said...

RSM - Regimental sergeant major.

The next person in charge after the commandant(captain), he reports directly to the commandant. He can hand over his position to a corper tho informally, guess it's the corper who will command the parade...not really sure sha.

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Kevin I don't know if it's just me but you always sound so childish when I read your comments and this didn't help too. Are you really like this or you sound like this on purpose for this blog?

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

Kevin is so razz

STAY AT HOME DAUGHTER said...

There's something about you Kelvin. Hmmmmm..
Because of woman you miss your way. No be today your own start.

Miss Ferragamo said...

RSM ke? Okay oh

Rhoda Rex said...

Lol, Kelvin Kelvin. Mr otele and bwest. I enjoyed ur SYB.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

It can only be kelvin,always looking for otele

plumpy j said...

Makes me remember the look I had on my face, when my friend called me nd said na Taraba dem post you o.I screamed nd started crying and my sister just asked who died...Travelling there was like 22 hours cos we slept over at kastinaala.In all was fun sha especially with my roomies....Made good friends,I redeployed sharperly....Shout out to 2015/2016 batch B stream 1 Taraba corpers..

Anonymous said...

it's regimental Sergent major
I'm a member of a paramilitary organisation in school so I should know

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Now tell me how I should care or give a flying rats ass bout ur opinion? See me see wahala o I toast u? Ikwakwakwakwakwa

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

MamaZ O said...

Regional or Retail Sales Manager I think. Kelvin please come and explain yourself.

Chidinma Gift said...

Good for you, so she no convince you to leave otele and breast

Anu Funke said...

Lmfao

Brown Sucre said...

Kelvin see as the love for pwesing bwest give you something else.
I love your write up,brief.

Mao Akuh said...

hmmmm

Kaycee Blinqs said...

I skip his comments most times. Bores me!.

KIDJO said...

Kelvin kelvin the breast presser

Jane Moore said...

Same. Im always confused whenever i start his comments and i end up either skipping them entirely or getting very irritated by his narratives. I really hope this is just a blog persona. Yes joking around is good but sometimes his comments gives off this strong imbecilic vibe

Great lady said...

Waheva

Anonymous said...

Who was arguing with you before?

Anonymous said...

Even as a blog persona it's debasing!

Anonymous said...

Sharap!

Amacastel said...

Kelvin u are breast r 5&6

Anonymous said...

who ask you?

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