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Sunday, 18 December 2016

Tips For Every BAE

Tips that one reads and go like huh? but might just work....I like the part where it says to let the man unwind....Some women welcome their men at the door with nagging and complaints...


54 comments:

  1. The rules have always been the same. 1900 till date. Una Don hear?

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    1. Men dey enjoy. Women nko?

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    2. What about the women coming back from work after a long day as well? This is from 1950s when housewives were rampant. Now nko when everyone is working long hours?

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    3. These were the 1950s where d wife didn't have to work cos "bae" had 2 jobs(in Everybody Hates Chris' mum's voice)

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  2. Nice! "What about tips to look after ur wife?

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  3. Its not complete yet.
    Where's the other part.... Tips to treat your wife like a queen.

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  4. Enter your comment...yes o esp d part of to tidy d house. pls wat should d man doing cos it takes two to tango.

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    1. And that is why u r single...

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  5. Noted down for the future. The future is 2017๐Ÿ‘จ‍๐Ÿ‘ฉ‍๐Ÿ‘ง‍๐Ÿ‘ฆ #goals# hehehehe

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  6. The woman that wrote yesterday chronicle should pick from this. Don't wait for ur man SMS or call before u prepare his meal. Be creative in the kitchen. U r expecting a man that's already stressed to still text u on d kind of meal he wants to it....o serious

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    1. Hope you know that some men are just impossible to please

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    2. I don't cook for my husband until he is back home.

      That is how I suffered on day and made beans and plantain, only for him to come back and demand for rice and stew, meanwhile we spoke while he was at work.

      Changing taste bud like no tomorrow

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    3. You can do all this, yet a man who is a born player will still play you! It takes the grace of God! Some people say, "One pussy kills the dick but several elongates life"! That's why I will continue to say, location! Location! Location!. In Texas, where guns are cheap, most men can't try such with a bipolar spouse! If your hubby cheats on you, you act funny for a week, visit a doctor, carry out your plan! ๐Ÿ˜ซ

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    4. I love love this hahahhahaha

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    5. Anon 12.41, so because u r in Texas, u would kill ur husband...the father of ur children...because he cheated? Guess what? Ur children will become wards of the State because u would have proven th inability to be a fit parent on the basis of mental instability.

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    1. Fab Mum what is Odiegwu? Yeye woman are you not a jobless housewife?

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    2. You stay stupid and it baffles me?? Like why would someone want to be stupid their entire life? It's quite annoying you know.. You should get busy and a ftp focusing on me

      And to shock you, I fsbmum is far from jobless. And I'm proud to say I have 2 employees who earn 3 items Nigerian minimum wage. And with God on my side, I'm growing and going bigger. Don't worry, God will do it for you. He is going to take you out of your misery and provide for you.

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    3. You FSBMUM ????? what of KGBMUM? Keep making a fool of yourself all over the place foolish hopeless thing

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  8. Aww, this is so sweet.
    Coming from simpler times and an era where many men had less distractions, greater sense of responsibilities and a saner idea of marriage and women less likely to be breadwinners or working at all...very achievable!

    But if any man in the very struggling ladder of life alongside his wife, both going through the rigours of earning a living, sitting in traffic for hours, pulling in almost same income, shouldering nearly same responsibilities and committments, returning late drained is somewhere reading this and saying THIS IS IT!
    You just registered the fact that you are a full blown wizard of the highest order.

    Fact is some men actually have this in 2016, but they long for eternal freakiness or are taking such for granted.
    This seems sweet but very demanding for any woman, when does she get to live for her when her life revolves around her house,children and husband....no balance here, i don't want.

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  9. Hmmmm...


    Husbands get readily ready



    Mc pinky

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  10. Can you imagine???? You can do this from now till tomorrow and one unappreciative "malafaka" will still cheat and treat you like trash.
    Then again, you could do this too and one very appreciative gentleman will love you to death. It's a gamble!

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  11. Even with all these fine, the animal wey go still misbehave go misbehave. There are no rules when it comes to men

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  12. Interesting,wat of d one 4men?

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  13. Singing
    "They have come again"
    "They have come again"
    "Oh! They have come again"
    "Oh! They have come again"
    "Come again!"

    Let's breathe bikonu

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  14. #We are very good lawyers for our own mistakes, but very good judges for the mistakes of others*

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  15. As a woman you should be creative and proactive, have different kind of soups in d freezer at all time, know what food your husband enjoy most. Learn to always think fast, but if you are lucky and your hubby is like mine that will not reject any nice meal you serve him that will be a credit for you. Always prepare different kind of dishes for your man.

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    1. Okay
      And what if there is no money ?

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  16. They r always talking about how to please a man.

    Is it because little things please women and we decide to let go?

    If u like cook diamond in gold and silver sauce, carry a gold plaited pussy or walk naked, a man that will misbehave will always misbehave.


    Please a man my ass...

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  17. Hmmm...not so easy..me still single oo and all dis rules keep scaring me to marry...just seem as if women need to worship deir husband to have a peaceful home...o suu mi oo ( I tire)

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    1. Are women slaves? Mtcheeeeeeeeeeew

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  18. Maje ko Suu eh oo, that's marriage for you nii

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  19. Man! Man! Man! Are relationships only about dem? Mschew!

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  20. Ur happiness should come first, please urself before pleasing another, what ever I cook he will eat, is not optional only if he wants to be doing the cooking afterall we both went to work, tired and hungry, will still take care of the children...abiarom igba odibo

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  21. I haven't laughed like this in ages. Laughing until I shed tears๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚Thanks for the laughs Stella. I can never do all of this for a man when I don't even do a quarter of it for God, so I should treat a mere man better than I treat God..hmmmm.

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  22. Rules for when men worked really hard and paid bills with all joy while wives stayed at home 24/7 (except going to market)
    This can't work when both husband nd wife have a career. Who be slave?

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  23. ladies!!!!! to please a man is very easy you don't need all this.. the Bible explained it...it said, "do unto others what you want them to do to you" treat your husband as you would want him to treat you..vice versa..its a give and take world we live in.. if you treat him right a normal humanbeing' will reciprocate that same gesture.
    chidy reporting live from ph.

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  24. I wonder why people do not move with the times. When was this olden days article first published sef? DH closes from work earlier than I do so he gets home first. I would meet him at home and as a good wife offer to make dinner if he didn't take lunch to work. Then I would ask him to rub my back for me. I love my husband but I did not get married to become anyone's slave.

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