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Monday, 30 January 2017

Chronicle Of Blog Visitor Narrative...

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  NARRATIVE NUMBER ONE...


SMALL BEYOND BELIEF


Olori Korkus, the Omiemie 1 of blogsphere. Even though I don't know what your cookies n cream is, but the way you like that thing ehn, I have finally decided to name you my 'cookies n cream' because of my love for you (side eyes at BVs). No homo intended abeg, hehehehe. May God add more Gist to your aproko pen...

To the main reason I am writing to you, I don't know where this fits into but abeg, I need advice as soon as possible. This is my first time of sending a chronicle.

I met this dude recently, he is tall, God-fearing, highly intelligent, good looking and really nice. The first time I went to his place, he treated me like a queen and he totally defines all I want in a man.

But where Kasala kun burst, na when we decide to just romance small the third time I went to visit. I already told him I'm in 'mermaid mode' and he politely agreed, saying he would only offer whenever I am ready.

We started kissing and fondling, then he started going down my panties and I also decided to just reciprocate o. Stella and fellow BEEFEES, Lo and behold, when I shook hand inside oga nicker, I touched something that felt like my thumb, I paused, I moved my hands downwards and felt the balls.


 My people, that was when I realised that it was his d**k that I touched at first. I just lost interest in the whole foreplay and started acting like something urgent came up. In my whole life I have never come across a dick that small before.

I am already falling in love with him and he is so near perfect. I am scared of what our sex life would be like. Though I am not the sexually freaked kinda person, I've only had s3x with one person and that was years ago buh I am scared of how it would be if eventually we get married and the V.J expands due to childbirth (Oga wants a r/ship that would lead to marriage).

Also, I am scared of our male children inheriting such blokos, I would really feel terrible for them if they do.
To my questions:
Is small blokos hereditary?
Those who have dated or married guys with small blokos, how does it feel like and how did you cope after child birth ?

THANKS IN ANTICIPATION:


*Bv's over to those with small sized Le Boos...lol


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NARRATIVE NUMBER TWO
SOS ADVICE NEEDED


Stella come to my aid please, am so confused and I really want to know if any married woman is experiencing the same thing. 

I am in my early twenties got married lasted year and i just noticed recently that whenever he wants to have s*x with me he will watch porn first on his phone and am trying my very possible best to always look sexy in the house, I want to confront him but I want to hear people's view first. 

Thank you


*Becareful how you confront him and do so in Love,he might be s3xually sick.






154 comments:

Chidinma Grace said...

I no fit shout abeg

Kiks said...

Hmmmm.....

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Hahhhhaaaa poster one you're scared your kids will inherit his kiniπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I feel your pain. just bone the guy biko

Poster two ask your husband what he likes in the porn and try to imitate but be sexual. Be a porn star for your husband but with intimacy. But sexy underwear.I hope your husband is not addicted to ponography tho cos if he is,nothing can stop him from doing what he's doing currently until he actually wants to stop himself

Fan Emmanuel said...

Hian
Sex sex sex. Poster 1 if you're not comfortable with his thing biko waka pass. To avoid cheating tomorrow.

Poster2 why must your husband watch porn before he do the do,is he a learner? May Jesus fix it!

miss redben (Bv Janet). said...

na wa for both chronicles.

poster 1:small dicks are actually sweet.

poster 2:maybe you should start dressing up very sexy like those porn star, before sex.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahahaha...
Poster one is so funny!...
Abeg manage the man like that if he is rich oh!...
Afterall,Sex is not food!...
You can have a sugar boy or dildo by the side...
What's the essence of having a man with a big dick but can't take good care of you or make you miserable in the marriage...
Think twice mehn...

Poster 2,
It means that you don't turn him on!...
His spiritual wife is at work!..
He need to be delivered!...

Ed said...

Over to the house,,,lemme wait for comments and learn too...

Rocky said...

Poster 1... Ahn, as much as I'm not sex freaked, I can't deal with a thumb size... I don't even know what to advise you because sex-good sex-is important in a marriage. *trouble mode activated* Kevin come and advise her on how to manage

Poster two;
Some people see it very normal watching porn before they get sexually active. It could also be because you are not sexy enough but since you stated you dress in a sexy way around the house, I guess it's just his way of getting sexually turned on. Don't bother yourself about it so long as the sex you have with him is good, I don't think you have any problems

Highness Gwen said...

Mmmmmmm poster 1
If u can't bear the smallness of that thing,just walk away before u turn Gwez.pls I want to gain weight pls, what supplement should I take?

Becky Divine said...

Poster one

You can't have it all darling
If you can't deal... kindly shift for another girl to enter biko

I really don't like this kind of chronicle. Did he create himself? Do you know that deep inside of him he hates that he is not endowed like his fellow men but can't do a damned thing about it? He hasn't even proposed to you yet and here you are ranting about your male kids inheriting it. Calm down abeg

A woman out there will choose a caring, loving man over a big blokos animal any day anytime . At least you don't ever have to worry about your pussy being overly loose with him lol
The choice is yours

Anonymous said...

J.J enjoy your small blokos πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ good luck b**ch. Hope ur people know sey U don dey phuck again

pink lady said...

@poster 1
If he defines all you need in a man,a small dick is a mimor issue na.pls don't conclude yet,that dick might be small but it could take you to cloud 9.....!
Why don't you suspend your self imposed celibacy for a day and test drive that dick?
@poster 2
Didn't you date him enough to know how dysfunctional his sex life is?
Why don't you hide his phone first and then initiate sex and see how it goes. If he refuses to perform without his phone,It means you married a man who has no feelings for you. ....yes!

Anonymous said...

So why should you be feeling penises at this point in your life?
Why go to a man's house to have sex when you said you aren't ready for it?
Now, you've found what you are looking for in-between a man's leg and you are complaining?
Don't you see that it isn't "love" you have for this man but "LUST"?
lUST FOR his penis and money; that's what you have?
Please leave this man alone and face your life and seek eternal life.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahaha small blokos, no way for me at alll. Abeg manage am like that.

Poster 2..... May be that is what turns him on so that he can do the do. Manage him too

Anonymous said...

No 1: I once dated a small dick guy and I have never had sex fulfilling with any other person that was when I understood that for women its not the penetration but the foreplay. His foreplay was so on point that once he is in am already in heaven rushing down with a bang and of course you will have babies

Becky Divine said...

Poster two

I really don't know what else to tell you other than for you to confront him and ask him why he does such.

He is your husband and you his wife, so he owes you an explanation! But do not confront him in a rude manner.. be very wise and careful in your approach

Chike TEFLON said...

Poster 1: when they tell you people taste before you buy you people will be forming celibacy. Thank God you you find out on time.
Any man that agree to celibacy is either getting it from someone else, has small dick or has weak erection. Something is definitely wrong with his agreement.

This finger battery prick still dey baffle me because I wonder how small it will be.
Go for DICK(big, long and firm penis) and leave prick(finger battery penis)

Poster 2: you don't know how to romance your hubby that's why.

becky naka said...

I came to laugh and laugh will I laugh, kikikikikikikiki @ poster one.

popeyes said...

Poster 1 Except you are desperate for marriage, leave that 'small' man alone else you will be frustrated in that relationship. Wetin person wan use biro cover do?

Becky Divine said...

High 5

Atheist ™ said...

Poster1: I've overheard some ladies use the phrase "The tool size dsnt matter, its how he handles it"..... So don't be so quick to throw away the baby with the bath water, & while ure at it, killing his ego shouldn't be an option, that area is like a man landmine, & walking in eggshells is paramount. And yes, the genital size is hereditary, but it can come from either side of the parents, so if u snooped at ur bro undress witout caution or u met his morning wood, u can pass the size to ur kids, but why worry about the dick size of the nxt generation?

Poster2: That's his aphrodisiac, i know it dsnt feel right but, some men hv got some serious weird fetish, talking to him wouldn't help i'm afraid.

Sandra Unachukwu said...

Poster one...ahahahahahahah Pele. But don't leave him cos of that o. Who ask you story sef, who cares if u are mermaiding or u last had sex in heaven. Who cares πŸ˜’


Poster 2. Addiction to porn, when all these boys will go and be buying mojo two two hundred naira instead of going to play football like reasonable children, they won't know. Addiction to porn is real oo

Adeniji Bisi said...

As for poster one.. Read carefully.

You dont love him my dear, i keep telling people, you dont fall in love you be in love cuz falli g in love means sexual attraction. *lol*

No mind me, back to ur question, a man having small two bags of pure water and one straw(prick) does not mean hhe wont be able to make gud use of it and besides, at times, it is hereditary while some times it is not. E.g,

Dont laf ooo

Like myself, i have a long and big dick and knows how to use it(na cry each time i meet wit a lady)side eye.. D issue is, my dad has a small one cuz ave seen him had bathe once but mine is different base on my nature.

Get this, nature and nurture controversy wil explain this better. U can mail me why i send some clues.

There are some hormones in our body, if it over produces itself then there is tendency of avin big dick but if it under produced itself then u know wat it wl result to. Use women breast as an exanple.





Mc pinky

Fortune Fergus said...

Poster1)if he can satisfy u with good foreplay, u can go ahead... Penetrative should be for his satisfaction and procreation especially if he's a good person
Poster2)talk to him and correct him with love... Don't keep it in

Blackberry said...

Poster two, u don't turn him on sexually, he needs porn psyche himself up.

Blackberry said...

Poster one, manage it like dat, u might b lucky he won't womanize with such tiny apka amu.

KIDJO said...

I like this your statement, Some girls and sex sef. ..is it food?...Fuck sex, a man can make you cum through other means.moreover most ladies don't cum via sex but through romance and smooching. As far as he's caring and nice..Stick with him pls nobi him create himself.

Emilia Peter said...

Poster 1 big or small so far he's good in very area. Na who big di*k epp

KIDJO said...

So what's bad in having small dick???😠😠😠What ve you achieved with your big dick?..

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Poster 1:
Please run 4:40.....some really fine boy comes with small package down there.
Imagine how it be sexing a pencil.
What happens after child bearing?
He should look for a virgin n marry.....his type can be loyal.




Poster2: it get worst with time.
I pity u.
Speak to him but I don't if he will change after the whole talk.
He is just a porn addict.
He needs help.

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Poster 1:
Please run 4:40.....some really fine boy comes with small package down there.
Imagine how it be sexing a pencil.
What happens after child bearing?
He should look for a virgin n marry.....his type can be loyal.




Poster2: it get worst with time.
I pity u.
Speak to him but I don't if he will change after the whole talk.
He is just a porn addict.
He needs help.

pee said...

My dear if he can go down on u and give you all the pleasures, pls stay with him.
I have dated one handsome dude that barely has a penis.he doesn't like to go down and will always be squeezing my breast as if he knows I won't feel a thing if he penetrates. I tried my best to convince him but he said he has not gone down on a woman b4.meanwhile he wants me to go down on him and keep lamenting on how he enjoys it.very greedy man.I just left him jor.if he is that kind of man abeg flee

Kay said...

Poster 1. Don't leave him o, buy a dildo. He might pound u with the small thing and your clit will get the message. There are too many other ways to get satisfaction, penetration is great but not the only answer.

Poster 2: he was addicted to porn before u. Don't sweat it as he allowed you to see a dark part he could very well have hidden from you. Join him sometimes. Or better still pray it out of his life. It is an addiction. It's got nothing to do with u.

Simple Chic with nice shape said...

poster 1 : a guy with small dick its not his fault, if you cant cope pls leave him alone. it breaks their heart if they find out that you feel that they are too small.
as for me big blokos is beta, if he can use it. i can not deal with small ones, naturally i wont enjoy it. i love my dicks to get really deep, where i will now spread my legs up in the sky. sooooooo love it. Boo where are you naw?

poster 2: he is addicted to porn , maybe it arouses him. e dey hard them to stop o, my ex was addicted too.

Intelligentsia princess said...

Poster one,since you said the guy is intelligent and near perfect, you should consider him joor. If you really like big casava asked him to take Hausa people burantachi. It works real good.
Moreover, who big kondo help? Don't drop the guy bcos of what he doesn't have power to change.
Poster two,your Darling HB need Jesus.

Anonymous said...

Poster one:

So why do girls think that they must touch a mans penis before they know the size.

If you have mutual sexual attraction to a man, you will feel that erection once you embrace and kiss him.
Again, for Christians, if you know the Lord and he leads you to whom to marry, the blessings of God adds no sorrows to it.

Adeniji Bisi said...

Let me read ooo.. I no fit laf


Mc pinky

Adeniji Bisi said...

I wander ooooo..


Mc pinky

Jasmine said...

Small blokos? Like ur thumb? Looooooooooooooooool


Your husband watches porn b4 making love to u? Linda Eze, pls come in

Quality Madam said...

Who big dick epp.

BLOGLORD said...

That line - "am scared of our male children inheriting such blokos" just made me go buahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I totally embarrassed myself just now.
Poster you are cray! I like you already. Funny babe
So here is what? That guy can do wonders aside penetration. So weigh your options.
You have a great guy with a small dick. What if you meet a "nightmare" with big dick?
So? Ask yourself very well. Abeg small peepee is not hereditary jor. Hahahahahahaahhaha.
Funny chronicle.

Poster 2. There is a problem! You don't turn your hubby on. Get to the root of the matter. How? Confront him but go about it during sex. Try to take control of the action, grind it, work your magic and when he is in high heavens, begin to ask..."so how come you don't get turned on from the get go, talk to me baby"...
You know..that typa thing. You talking, you grinding him. I bet you'll get answers except if your hubby is on another level of stiff
All the best,

Anonymous said...

Liv dt thing woman

DonMayor �� said...

Poster one, that ks your God. That's why it's good to check well before buying. Lol

Seems you are not attractive to him sexually or his mind is messed up @ poster two.

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Empress CHO said...

Poster one: If big penis is non-negotiable for you, break up with the guy. He didn't create himself, however, you are not obligated to die there. Use the power of choice you've got and go for what you feel is best for you...there is nothing selfish about that.The niceties might just be him over-compensating for his little nature's endowment.

While at it, stop getting ahead of yourself, you are already talking heredity and what not,there is no chance for you to reach that bridge and cross it....this is a "non-bridge" matter. Sort the wahala in front of you before you end up with sexual frustration later in life. I would tell you to end it, you don't know what you want yet. You love the looks, the attention but the whole attraction between you two is very shallow...too shallow. There is no strong connection or level of compatibility you two have developed yet that would "weather this storm" when reality of marriage and the fact that you are stuck with that sets in. So be sincere with yourself, if you think he is for real and there is a lot of good in him that you want in a husband...date him longer, get to fall in love with other sides of him and work together in that sexual matter. But then, that would be dangerous, working around the sexual ish means pre-marital sex which is WRONG. Marriage is the only way you can confirm if it's something workable. Now can you bet that he will be understanding, teachable and less ego-stricken to work around sexual satification between you two. If it's not something you are sure of, walk away now. If you are convinced he is the one, take the leap of faith and own the future consequences.
Goodluck.

Poster 2: You married a man who has no respect for you. Now it's porn, it will get bigger soon. You probably didn't marry your friend coz i don't get why you can't open your mouth to call him out on that bullshit. I really don't get wives who marry men they are scared of, who swallow every hurt and abuse in the name of marriage. That can be excused for our mothers, they didn't know better...but a young girl, in her 20's, educated i presume enduring such rubbish, jeez.

He is abusing you emotionally, putting pornstars on a pedestal and making them the standard for MARITAL intimacy. And you are the new generation mumu that will wait while he finish watching and act it out on you, with probably the image of those girls in his head while in you...Yes, i'm putting fire in your pants so you wake up...what the hell is this!

There are many christian books that are rich in sex and intimacy knowledge that you both can read, discuss, bond over and practice, why porn? Why sit there and allow yourself be abused. Why indulge him in his perversion. Pervert acts are like addictions, dear they don't reduce. Today is porn, next it will be threesome, then him trying to turn you into lesbian or femdom mistress, exhibitionism, anal sex, trying out gay sex, then your housemaids, friends, instagram vixens and even your daughter become targets. Put a stop to this rubbish.

Tell him in very firm words that pornography is crowding your marriage and you have had enough. Let him realise that there is nothing okay about this, his conscience is being desensitized for heaven's sake. Let him know you are capable of taking drastic measures if he doesn't stop. Stop opening your legs for him after he watches that, threaten to call a family meeting. Shame him for that silly behaviour, get him to go for counselling and to seek help for that diagusting addiction or you walk. The prospect of society hearing his marriage ended coz of porn addiction will terrify him. Stop playing this matter with kid gloves coz if his conscience completely dies, your marriage will still END. So now or never.

Pray fervently as well, it's not easy at all. This is just one of the ways devil rubbishes the beautiful institution of marriage. I pray yours overcome.

Gift [Mr] said...

Poster 1... was he aroused at that time you touched it????? if Yes toorr. If No it might be actually a big one when it rises!..

Poster 2>> He is addicted to porn that is why.. Go see a counsellor with him

Anonymous said...

Poster two, pls relax jor! Everything is not abnormal biko. Those of you saying spiritual partner una well done oh!

Madam it is a normal thing if it is once in a while bec I personally I have the urge to watch porn at times not bec I enjoy but bec I get to learn different styles from it then practice it on my hubby. It even makes my pussy super wet and I love it. It saves me the stress of foreplay when I need urgent satisfaction. Please lets try to enjoy our sex life.

Mind you I've never been an active person when it comes to sex my hubby was the first guy that made me cum with his dick inside me bec my cousin advised me to try different sex styles and put my mind into it that it will happen. lo and behold I watched porn and took a style and tried and it worked. My hubby use to play porn videos for us to watch but we don't stay up to 5mins watching and the action don start lol.

But I told him we should not make it a habit and he agreed. We don't watch porn together again but individually once in a while we watch it. If you want to defeat it, start watching it with him naked self. As he is watching it, just be massaging his dick my sister don't make this an issue biko. Watching porn doesn't mean he doesn't find you attractive is just maybe that is his mood that period. If your hubby is born in November, then just adjust bec some Nov. born are wild in fantasizing about sex. Hence, the reason why they watch porn

Please don't get me wrong and I wouldn't want others to misunderstand me as well. I'm only telling u not to go make trouble in your home. You can make a man stop his habit without picking a fight. Like I advised earlier, watch it with him even suggest more page he will stop with time. In fact, time when he will pass you then start watching it he will feel somehow about it and even ask you to stop. You can go about this carefully and smartly without causing trouble in your home. A lot of people will say God forbid, spiritual wife, this and that pls don't listen to them. Most of them watch porn like say 2mrw no dey and their husbands womanize a lot. or if you be spiri spiri person pls take it to the lord in prayer but I've told what the reality is. Most people have porn videos on their phones or laptops. Guys most esp love watching porn that you can't take away. Men love to imagine sex in a wild way.

Madam, I advise you not to stress yourself over this issue. Men and Women watch porn and moreover it was made for adults to boost their sex life. I even had this topic discussed with my marriage class tutor and I told we all in the class watch porn or in one way or the other have watched porn videos and the man said yes! My class mates where saying; hmmmmmmmm!! God forbid. My sister 3 months into the end of our marriage class come and see the holy holy dedicating their babies my hubby and I just shock our heads.

People will form and rebuke but I tell you this, they are the ones into the act more than any other person. I've said all I can say but it is up to you to use your wisdom.

I think I should even see a porn site after work lol.






Anonymous said...

PG18
Postone ur case is for girls to answer.
Posttwo u may think u are sexy or dress sexy but you maybe not. After all sexy na for person mind e dey.do you ask for the sex or. Him? If its you then sadly ur oga no dig u like that, he just needs a way to get his dick up. As a guy some times you fuck a girl and feel nothing, but you just imagine ur fucking ur ex to have a come. Ur case is bad cos u just got married.in 6months you will not even see the cap of that dick talkless of fuck.
ASHAWO WAS 1's A VIRGIN

Anonymous said...

Hmmmm @ small prick. Myself I wouldn't date such because men these days demand a perfect woman. Eg big boobs and bum so why should I compromise? Even the ugliest man wants a pretty chick . girls step up your game Moor.

Anonymous said...

POSER 1
I once dated a guy with small p. Sex was a torture cause he was 6ft plus and over 100kg. I was 5ft 9" and 80kg. It was horrible sex but outside the bedroom he was very nice. Generous, handsome, good job, great family but i had to leave him when he started talking marriage. It was painful but i knew i would cheat on him. So it's up to you.

Anonymous said...

Anon. It aint me. Pls don't eva drag me in any comment again. B.B

psychic biblio said...

You just said exactly what I wanted to. People claiming God fearing but be rejecting someone based on physical attributes. Did he create himself? He feels bad enough I'm sure. Sex isn't food. And good sex is not about size. Most women do not even orgasm from penetrative sex. Maybe he is great with his hands and mouth.

Anonymous said...

Its so easy to spot a guy with small dick lol..why do y'all always pick offense and get overtly sensitive huh? So she should have remained a mermaid and get the nasty surprise on her wedding night abi, but its your type will be looking for a woman with flat tummy, big ass and co may amadioha strike any mofo that will deliberately deceive any lady into marrying them a mermaid when they have small dick, can't fuck well or must watch porn to fuck!!!!

See how you conveniently termed it lust because she's being honest. Its women that fallcfor your type that I pity. Bladdy time wasters!

psychic biblio said...

Preach it!

Anonymous said...

Poster one.its left for you to decide i am not a lover of huge or small size but i have had one or two encounter with two great guys but the things were too small i lost intrest but one had money but deep down i knew it was gonna be hard no matter the fore play.its left for you to chose or you let go.As for me i had to let go.one is married now .

Anonymous said...

Most big dick guys are bad guys. They flaunt it and they easily cheat. Better to have the small guy who cares and makes up by taking care of the woman's needs. After all there are other ways of enjoying sec then the thrust.
Poster 2 your husband might just have that as a bad habit. You need to get him off it with love. It's not a big problem. I used to do that too even as a lady but I have stopped cos I met someone who helped me understand my body better

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Hahahahahahahah this woman ehn you own nuts done loose finish must it always be about spiritual wife or husband? Haba

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

But honestly ehn who ends up marrying all this people with tiny penis them? Me I can't ooooh to be very frank. I just can't deal abeg.

Mao Akuh said...

Silent mode

Omotejowho said...

Chronicles

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Why are you taking it personal? If she had a wide kundus that is as wide as a borehole will you advice him to marry her? What nonsense are you talking about? Common get out of here if you have nothing to say. I can swear you have a tiny penis too.

Anonymous said...

just yesterday I was thinking of all the mockery I faced in the boarding house when my preeq was tiny.
Seniors would make mockery of me in the bathing room (like 20 boys bath at once). It was an old missionary school.
I was told to startd butting heavy dictionary ontop my preeq and make it rise so that the preeq carries weight and grows thick. Lmao..
Chai i miss those innocent days sha..
fast forward to this day, the preeq has over grown now that anytime I have a new babe, they alsways complain or talk about the massive preeq filled with thick veins and heavy red cap.
See, these things are natural, sad the guy in qestion can not do anything about it.
Dear poster if you really love him and you say hes good to you, please go ahead.
Even if you want to leave him please done ridicle him or tell him he has a tiny preeq

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Hahahahahahahahhahahaha are you kidding me? Can someone please drag me outta is post.

Highest height said...

Queen it's been long I had a good laugh. Your comment cracked me up. Aaaaaa

Atheist ™ said...

On eggshells

Olori_1812 said...

poster1: do not marry out of pity abeg.Small blokos bawo??

pink lady said...

See advert!!
Lol....

Fortune Fergus said...

Well said!!!!!

Anonymous said...

2 giants

Anonymous said...

Poster one if u can't stay walk away personally I can't deal with small dick. Don't listen to all those sabi sabi old girls asking u if sex is food, if u like pity him and stay ur biz though

PayUrsula said...

Seconded!

BLUNT CHIC said...

Poster 1.. I sympathize with you but you are wicked ooo. If we all run from men with tiny dicks who will husband them na?. Nobody is a complete package. If you like him and he compliments you well, why not? I think I would prefer a tiny dick guy than a big carrier who have no respect for his utility and feels he is a blessing to Women.

Pray tell, How much is a vibrator?.

Poster 2... Watch porn with him!.

#myopinion.

Anonymous said...

Fist time wey dis kidjo girl de really make sense! I just love ur comment on dis small blokus poster lady!madam calm down!dat guy did not create himslf!u tink if he has a choice he wld want to hv a small blokos?besides is sex food?is it not wat u do once in a while?if u not feeling his mojo, he cld use his hand to finger u and u wld still get utmost satisfaction shey u know?u sd his a nice and caring guy and very handsome,so wats ur own?na prick u wan chop?na who big prick epp?abeg madam if d prick is too small for u to handle,biko forward his phone nos and contacts to sdk blog,we go help u manage d small prick for am! Sex no be food,so pls get over ur selfish sef! D second poster madam,its like ur husband is a sex freak and a real pervert! Ders notin u can do to change dat kind of man!if u like waka naked for ur whole house,he wld still not get turned on!d only tin dat can turn him on is dat pork dat he watches!his a real pork Addict!all u can do for him is to pray seriously for him!ur husband needs Intense Deliverance!deliverance dat wld stop his addiction to pornography! Eya, pele!its well with you o!

Anonymous said...

Hian so una know una selves for hia! Inukwa?na wa o! Wch one be JJ enjoy ur small blokos, dis one say BB is not me! Hian! Na wa wa o for dis sdk blog today o!

Anonymous said...

I once dated a guy with a very small penis and u know what I enjoyed it he knows how to make me come and he knows the right spot to hit..I am married now and my husbands dick is not even big but am so enjoying it...

Anonymous said...

Poster1 my mum told me my dad had a small p***, and she have never enjoyed s**with him. She said is been forstrating they have been together for 30years now. But she always advice us(her girls) to go for a big p***, cos sex is very important in marriage. My advice to u is, the choice is urs.

Anonymous said...

How come it's mostly tall handsome guys that have this small penis wahala.
I dated one like that a long time ago. Petrus is every woman's dream. Tall, dark and very handsome. He never wanted to get down with me despite the fact that he was crazy about me and would smooch non stop but will never want to go beyond that. One day, we d watched Titanic and I was all emotional and mushy. He held me and I just lost it. Before he could stop me, my hands was already in his boxers but I couldn't find anything. Wao, it was mighty small, the size of my thumb when fully aroused. I momentrialy froze cos I couldn't understand how a 6footer could have the pepe of a toddler. We did the do sha but it felt like nothing.
We lost contact afterwards but you know the truth, I still miss him and daydream about him and could literally cum just looking at his handsome face.
So poster one, if you love him, stick with him. It's not always about size and sex.
Poster two. Talk to him about it. Take it from there.

Hadey Halaba said...

Poster 1, baddest girl (1body count), I raise yansh for u. Now that u know that his "kini" is thumb size, oya suit yourself.

Poster 2...... That's a chronic chronicle.
He is a porn addict. He won't get an errection without watching porn.

Talk to him about getting help wit his addiction by seeing a specialist. Dont be confrontational so that u can enjoy yr marriage and sex

Anonymous said...

Poster 1, you are looking for big cassava abi? When he miskakenly shifts your womb with him gbola then you will know what's up.
Poster two, get a sexy lingerie and tell him to call you "sexy sophie" or another porn name, develop an accent maybe Latino or Asia.
He wants to want porn right? you give him a live video....

Monkeynofine said...

Poster2) next time join him to watch porn ankay? Sometimes me and hubby do watch porn together and do some wild stuffs but not always though , try it out its fun.

Tilly said...

Nothing she will do will change him. If she likes she should wear the sexiest lingerie with a banging body. obviously her husband is hooked on porn and it is a bad habit that needs to be eradicated. Poster you are not the problem. Your husband has a problem with porn. Dont allow people here make you feel its something you are doing wrong.

Anonymous said...

Poster 1,run abeg!he is forming nice guy now so you will overlook his small size. If you marry him now his true color will emerge. I once dated s guy wit small equipment.. Not so small too o, but not big either but it was a chore abeg! When you should sit back and enjoy na lie,you will be doing gymnastics to ensure that the sex is at least manageable and what's worse? They would act as if its your fault the sex is bad forgetting that their tool is sub par!
Poster 2, pray o, ask him to go for counseling because soon he will ask you to do as he sees in the porn and if you refuse, he will look for that dirty excitement elsewhere.

KIDJO said...

So you went stealing glances at yo papa's dickπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†...hmmm.bad chil

Anonymous said...

Poster 1 if the only problem with this guy is small dick then u don't have problem @all he can make u cum in different ways eg sucking & romance,
I have 2boy friends 1 has big dick, rich, fucks well but don't romance me well Na him be my main guy of 4yrs, but he is too busy to fuck me self though he takes care of me financially & I love him scatter.
2nd guy has small dick but can romance me for Africa His sucking is 1 in town, average financially, has my time, he loves me scatter, in fact Na me they control him self , Both want marriage who do I go for Pls help a sister.

Anonymous said...

Biko don't wander to China.
Tis wonder dear

Scarlett said...

Ha! The bigger the penis,the sweeter the sex. Why manage a small one? Abeg o. I also do wonder how the ladies cope with the small ones.

Poster 2: he's your husband and you obviously knew this before marriage. He's already addicted to porn. I'm sure he will soon start demanding for anal or bondage sex.

Find ways to spice things up. Make sure you initiate sex, that way, he won't run to watch porn. Stripe dance, twerk and up your game in the bedroom. Lick him down to his balls girl and show him that you can fulfill his fantasies.

#Runsaway#

Anonymous said...

Poster one please flee from that guy!
Poster 2 I like porn, my hubby was complaining at first but now we watch it together and enjoy it, he has never asked me to do anything to extra sha. Just ask him why or better still join him.

KIDJO said...

Hahahahahaha πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…@sexy Sophie. ..is that your name?

KIDJO said...

Bia biko, I dey everly make sense. .this one wey this particular talk catch your attention, you sure say you nor get small blokos. .πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†.oya come lemme check..don't worry I like em smallπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

LemmegoAnon said...

The bigger the tool, the sweeter the sex is such a myth!!!!

Big time myth....I can tell you that!

Yes, coming from a girl who has been around

Good sex is more than the size of the penis, plus the fact that the big penis guys always feel soarrogant on account of the size of what they carry.

You get wet when you look at the size, you lick your lips and anticipate only to dry up in the disappointment of endless 'pounding'

It's not about the size, I can boldly say that. Men generally need to know how to please their woman! I eventfully married a man with an average D and cloud 9 is mine, anytime we get down

KIDJO said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…If your kini is still intact no matter how small it is you will enjoy sex trust me.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Iamsoreal2014 said...

Hmmm!

Anonymous said...

Poster 1: My dick is average sized,but I sabi use am well( my exes keep coming back and must initiate sex) met a girl with a punnani as wide as a well, while doing the thing, she sprang up and said I have a small dick, I was like " this one small? Madam if I put my whole fist inside, ur punnani go still swallow am! My point is, if the elastic is still active, no need to fear, the man can sabi do. Try and give him a chance considering the fact that u already liked him.
Poster 2: Your man is addicted to porn, try watching it with him, that will either put him off porn totally or he will encourage him. Either way, u wont lose out. Thanks

slimzz said...

Poster1 please come,let me do you right....ma babe come ma aws ova d weekend,and as we don dey touch touch,she com shuck and for my boser,look me for eye,i look am,com wink gii am,na em she begin wear cloth.i come ass am wetin dey poshu am,she say if i enta ram wii my cuccumber,say she go need stitches....i come dey wonder,no be wetin gehs dey find be dis ni?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous na to use am matter no b by big dick

slimzz said...

Poster1 please come,let me do you right....ma babe come ma aws ova d weekend,and as we don dey touch touch,she com shuck and for my boser,look me for eye,i look am,com wink gii am,na em she begin wear cloth.i come ass am wetin dey poshu am,she say if i enta ram wii my cuccumber,say she go need stitches....i come dey wonder,no be wetin gehs dey find be dis ni?

Ifeanyi Chikwendu said...

Poster1 please come,let me do you right....ma babe come ma aws ova d weekend,and as we don dey touch touch,she com shuck and for my boser,look me for eye,i look am,com wink gii am,na em she begin wear cloth.i come ass am wetin dey poshu am,she say if i enta ram wii my cuccumber,say she go need stitches....i come dey wonder,no be wetin gehs dey find be dis ni?

Anonymous said...

Noticed most guys will always claim they have huge d..ks, Na lie, what if the girls u f..king were pretending? Joko sibe they fool unaself like mumu!

Justyswt said...

I was actually scrolling down to come and read ur reply to these posters. And as usual u did not dissapoint moi. Chai, the Queen I raise Beyonce hand for u.


Posters pls tell it to God.

Pharaoh D 7th said...

Poster 1: It might be that you were hasty in your conclusion. The d**k might be in its rest state. Some guys have shrinked D, which becomes an anaconda when in action-mode. Go back and reconfirm, assumption is not reality.

Poster 2. Your man has a mild case of erectile dysfunction. He has to stimulate his mind before his body can functions. Watch out he is also a chronic masturbator. Two way you can deal with this.

1. Become his porn, play with his d**k at every opportunity. Make eyes contact. During the date send him nasty text that you are set and waiting, be his stimulant and gradually you will take control.
2. Get him some stimulants(pills). The downside here is he will just switch to drugs and might to be able to get it up if the pills are not handy, because psychologically his brain has lied to him that he cannot perform unless enhances himself. So stick to no. 1, but it's requires lots of work.

Anonymous said...

For the lady that talked about flight sickness in the spontaneous post last week, there are drugs you can take for that just before the plane takes off. Talk to your doctor/pharmacist about it.

Anonymous said...

@teflon. I totally agree with you... All this mermaid thing na rubbish. God forbid I no bang my husband before I marry am....who sigh....I would never have married him o if I no sample. Rubbish. Me I no dey for tales by moonlight o.....intact I am glad I bang belleful o before I marry....all that mermaid thing na bullshit man....sample the kondi first jaare. Mermaid ko...mermaid in....but remember always use a condom....and bang as much as u like.

Anonymous said...

Poster one. With due respect to guys wit small kini.I'm not trying to discourage ladies dating guyz with small dick but the truth is it's never d same especially if u are circumcised as a lady. U can never be satisfied no matter how hard d guy tried. I just opted out of one not becos of his dick but he lacks character n is highly insensitive.. I loved him regardless of his small dick but his attitude is crazy n DAT gave me a second tot that this guy will cheat atfer I give birth.. I loved him so much dat I did research on how to satisfied a small dick guy n the result was flat doggy style with tightenend legs so he can enjoy it. Its more enjoyable for them when d vagina is tight. Sometimes I think of going for cs if I eventually marry him so he can enjoy d tight pussy but dis guy is so insensitive so I waka pass. Pls Dont live ur life for others who will not n will never appreciate u, u can only give happiness when u are happy with urself. But trust me if u are circumcised as a lady waka pass abeg.

Anonymous said...

@Poster, you'll be shocked at how big it will become when he is aroused. Besides, you didn't see it, you just felt it. Your perception might be wrong. Forget sec for now, and look at other things in him. Never ignore prayers oh. Before you will lose a great man over nonsense you see online... Most of these people making mouth on this blog, have small block us oh

Anonymous said...

Dont fool urself swt, small dick guys cheat more especially wen their wives give birth. They go for small girls becos of tight pussy.. Their is no saint among them. Theyre even worse

Anonymous said...

You better go and wash your eyes with the blood

Anonymous said...

Very well said!Empress Cho

Anonymous said...

Poster 1. I'm completely in the same shoes with you, in fact I was considering sending Stella a mail. Mine has a small blokos too..and we've done d deed once.. It was actually good..he wanted to go more rounds but I hard to tell him to stop cus my p was paining me from his pounding. With small blokos u dont do the missionary style, shidd never works, instead u do doggy and the rest. My man is a navy guy so he has all the energy to lift me up and carry me in whatever position he wants. In a round we had like 5-6 positions. I love my man and we talking marriage plans already.. So just try the sex shidd and see if it works for you.
Ps: I've been dating mine for over a year and sex is just once. We decided to taste first.

Anonymous said...

It is not the size of the male organ that determines whether a man womanises or not.

Anonymous said...

Poster 1,Try the small dick before u judge the guy o, small dicks can perform wonders at times o

Anonymous said...

Lmfaoooooooooo Anon 16:24

Imu Wiya said...

Ah-ahn!!! Which ones are J.J and B.B on this blog again?

Imu Wiya said...

Lol @ why worry about the dick size of the next generation?

Imu Wiya said...

Mc Pinky oh, Lol.

Unknown said...

Poster 1, it is said that guys with small manhoods are better in bed because they overcompensate. If you cannot deal please leave him. He can wear strap on to give you the feeling of a large prick.whatever you do, don't sleep with him. I repeat don't sleep with him. BTW is this guy a medical doctor, graduate of unimaid...his name is Pacino. If Na him, run o! He is a psychopath.

Anonymous said...

Wise woman. You harsh ooo.

Anonymous said...

Don't deceive urselves there are times a woman wants to be pounded real good with a large tool, poster can cope if she is true to God, if not she shud leave him for a virgin that does not know the difference abeg

Grace@work said...

Where did u test small dick and find out dat it is sweet
abeg advice wetin u knw bv redben or wateva

ukwu dimond said...

Poster one why are you asking too many questions? The choice is yours and please save us all the future drama when you finally marry biro cover dick size man.

ukwu dimond said...

Poster two you need Solomon's wisdom before you can confront him, is best you confront him so that you can clear your head and feel better. Go to God in prayers before you talk to him, I pray the good Lord will guide you on what to do and say, make sure you have a good timing before talking to him, also do it in love, polite, calm, mature and above all never you nag about it.

Anonymous said...

I follow you shout HA!! for some comments.
Poster 2 intensify prayer and call on the Holy Spirit to kill that desire in him cos porn addiction cannot stop by discussion.
Poster 1 pls are u marrying your soulmate/companion/friend to share your joys and pains of life till old age or u marrying a preeq.
When you are able to answer that then go with your decision.

Anonymous said...

Poster 1 blokos or prick size does not matter at all, what really matters is your happiness, who makes you cum, who can use what ever he has down there to satisfy you.

Let me tell you this, I have dated big size, over big that after sex My totoh is always on fire, at a point when I remember that we will be cabashing my body and mood will just change, d guy is so rich, cute and hard working but I was always complaining of his prick size, when he asked me to marry him I said nope, not that I do not love him but I just know that My totoh will suffer for ever and it will so much expand like the well.

I then met one tall, handsome, rich and loving guy, though he has short temper but he can spoil me for Africa, he gives me everything that I want, he told me d only thing that God did not treat him well was not giving him big size prick, I enjoyed having sex with him cos he knows how to screw very well, he can give head for Africa, he can suck my breast like he has no choice, sex with him was great, I never made him feel less, I always scream each time he screws me, he can take me for one hour on a go, we can have sex for like take me for like four rounds and he makes me cum so I was ready to be with him than staying with that guy wit extra large prick that I normally use hot or warm water to wash my totoh after sex each time I hardly cum, I just try to make him cum on time so dat my totoh will not open like rigiya.

Poster try and have sex with him and see if the prick can satisfy you, how sweet he will be in bed, how long he can last, can he sex you for hours, rounds, can he keep changing different styles with you each time you are having sex? Small dick size is not a disease and dey always wish dey can make d prick large. Allow the small size prick to flog you and see how sweet and lovely how you will enjoy it.

Am married to a man dat have small dick, he satisfy me each time I want him, he makes me cum, my totoh is always tight, I do not feel pain after sex with my husband, I can go five rounds with him and still not feel pains, we did not test before marriage but am not regreating the size of his prick, I love my tin as e small, when him dey flog me I dey scream, he too dey enjoy me, I always use kayamata to make it tight and he is loving me always.

Do not leave a good guy cos of his prick size, you may never have somone like him again in future.

Anonymous said...

How won't you feel her pain. Your promise ring egbe guy sef get small prick (me sef chop) lol

DonMayor �� said...

Abeg say prayer dey make dick big ? Na question I ask o.

Anonymous said...

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DonMayor �� said...

I dey enjoy all the comments here.. Lol

Anonymous said...

Thank you o Anon, I and hubby watch porn together, it makes d sex sweeter and more fun, am more into it than he is, he complained at first and later he joined me. It's no big deal jor.

Anonymous said...

OMG... Empress I looooooooovvvveee you. How I love ds ur comment. Well said dear

Anonymous said...

@anon 18.29, 100 likes for your comment.I almost missed my husband based on that assumption.The day i touched his dick it was small, same size as described, never knew he wasn't sexually arose.I decided to go ahead with our wedding plan but we never had sex all through our relationship.On our wedding night, was very surprised @ d extra big size of his Manhood.Was just grateful to Jehova i didnt missed a nice man due to unnecessary assumption and making sex my number priority when choosing.

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Coded things. You go fear na

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Had an ex in the past with finger-battery size blokos. He was soooo handsome that I didn't know when I started shedding painful tears the day I saw the blokos. The juju clear for my eyes sharp sharp that day

She-who-must-not-be-named said...

Tar, sharap mehn! Who dash this one big blokos. Don't blow your trumpet till you provide evidence to this blog

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚@ poster one. I share your sentiments .. because there is something about an adequate sized ' penis'

Just the diameter
The circumference
The width
It's turgidity
Alone @ the tip of your clit is enough to take you to the moon.

But unfortunately small penis lacks that capacity ....

This brought fond memories of my half Dutch / half african ex boo ... handsome . A beautiful soul with a baby's sized penis.

Anonymous said...

Wise words. Who is this Empress pls? You seem to have so much wisdom. Posters pls take this advice. It's the most mature, true, reasonable.... name it.

Anonymous said...

Blunt chic said it all.don't come at me because of my comment. I be team 10inches

Anonymous said...

Queen and sugar boys. You sabi fuck this fuck sef?

Anonymous said...

Pink lady,she should walk away now,save both herself and the dude the stress and time.

Anonymous said...

Pink lady ya pretty.

Anonymous said...

Pink lady,you're pretty,hairdo on point. Seized/taken?

Anonymous said...

How tight is your shape? Just joking.let me holla @ you you.

Anonymous said...

Simple chic

Anonymous said...

Simple ASF!

Anonymous said...

What is your definition of big Dick and can you take one? Step up your game indeed,making mouth like ali baba.

Anonymous said...

Se olori le do oko nla?

Anonymous said...

Come try,make we see if you go pretend or you go commit water from eyes. You game?

Anonymous said...

Hehe poster run for your life in fact av experienced something like that this particular guys dick was like biro cover enh abeg abeg I had to run,just mer looking at him you will think his carrying one big cassava because he is very tall,to add salt to injury the first day we met he just told me that sex is his hobby so I was totally disappointed to see that biro cover

Anonymous said...

Prick size matters oooooooo. It's not easy enduring a small one. And yes it is hereditary.

Lilly simple said...

Watching Season film of JJ and BB

Anonymous said...

I was once with a man with small dick. In fact it was like someone was tickling me down there when he's inside. When he's now done, he will now be snoring like a cow. I had to leave that nonsense sharply. Chai! I don suffer.

Lilly simple said...

Busted

Anonymous said...

I tell u categorically ur not ur father's child cos kids ve a replica of their father's dick. I know this cos am married to my 2nd husband and birthed their sons

beibe said...

Poster 2 try watching the porn with him, and also fvck him like they do in porn exactly the same way they do it in porn, and tell me with love that it's cus you don't like the porn he is watching, you will slowly stop it, this is a tested and trusted advice

Anonymous said...

hmmm! poster 1, i felt you and i are in similar situation as i recently walked away from a promising relationships due to small kinikini. hmmm, sister dem no dey manage dick oh! if its not the size ure used to u might be miserable in that relationship ohhhhhhh. marraige and sexual satisfaction goes hand in hand.

chinenye lilian said...

Plz o what happened to doppelganger's post na, suddenly gone MIA. Alwyz look forward to her replies/advices

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