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Saturday, 21 January 2017

Saturday In House Gists -Most Embarrassing/Hilarious Moment.

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My most Embarrassing moment? I have lots of them but every Sunday when i am in Church I remember the day I slept off when the preacher was passing on his message,I almost landed on the floor but Someone pushed me gently back and i pretended like i was praying and tried to do it again to prove it was a prayer move.....The guy side eyed me after Church and i hastened my steps home...LOL




190 comments:

Isaacson said...

That awkward/hilarious moment you wanted to comment *"Nice pix"* on your Aunt's Facebook pix, then autocorrect changed it to *"Nice pig"* mind you, she is fat.
ma guy........Get ready for family meeting........

Genny le boo said...

Biko no lies on as I ran out of bobo and popcorn!Na here I go Sidon sha.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Met a friend in school, she was a free thinker n constantly rebellious towards her parents(staunch christians). Her parents wanted her to be a church worker in school but she wasn't interested, just to get them off her back she put her name down for intended workers but they ruled it out in the fellowship reason being that she wears trouser's n wasn't ready to drop it for anything, even though she doesn't wear it at home; her parents wouldn't even hear of it. she was persuaded several times by their pastor but she was adamant. Few months after, she had vagina infection, it was so severe that she stayed clear of panties n trousers. she opted for skirts as the itch was unbearable n wanted air on it. she went about with hand fan most times n blew it when people weren't looking. They noticed this change in her fellowship n felt God had finally arrested her, she was asked to join the workers immediately. When she told her parents she was a worker already they were excited.
Few months after she was better she went back to her ways as it was a war wearing skirt she doesn't like it, was only put it on to please her parents. To say they were disappointed in her fellowship was an understatement. They felt deceived, she was asked to quit. she kept telling her parents church was so demanding that's why she was mostly in school whereas it was runs parole.
#original gist#

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Isaacson said...

That awkward/hilarious moment you wanted to comment *"Nice pix"* on your Aunt's Facebook pix, then autocorrect changed it to *"Nice pig"* mind you, she is fat.
ma guy........Get ready for family meeting........

#original

Kels... said...

So back then in school, we used to make fun of people, malo guys especially whose clothes enter in between their bum when they stand up, we call it "flapass". big girls like us never had to worry about that cos we always wore tight pants and our skirts tight too, but on this faithful day, i guess God wanted to humble me, i stood up and my skirt entered in between my ass and the whole class shouted "officer!" and saluted! I cried ehn, they even gathered to tell me sorry but the tears kept onincreasing. Kept to myself since that day...Lol

Ruth Hoffman said...

My most embarrassing moment was when I visited my elder sister and her husband was sitting in the parlour, I am about my sis and he told me she was in the kitchen, as I was going he called me back that I should pick what i dropped, when I looked on the floor, It was my tissue paper I was using to do menses that dropped from my pant stained with blood. Oh! E be like say make ground swallow me that day. From then on I stopped using tissue. # original

Chilax said...

Last Monday My 10 year old nephew came back from school and asked me if I knew what a rainbow was ? I looked at him for some seconds and thinking it was one of his numerous inquisitive mind questions at work, but he wouldn't let me rest so I gave him the scientific answer and he told me NO , that a rainbow was a picture of Adam and Eve wearing a seven colours pant. I just couldn't help laughing.
For Christ's sake who told him that ? ? Geez

#original

Stella Igbokei said...

In a "Mental Hospital" a journalist asks the Doctor: How do you determine whether to admit a mental patient or not to?

Dr: "Well, we fill a bathtub with water and then give the patient;
(a). a teaspoon,
(b). a glass,
(c). a bucket,
and ask them to empty the bathtub."

Journalist: "Oh, obviously a normal person would use the bucket because its bigger."

Dr: "No, a normal person would pull the drain plug! Please go to bed N0. 39. We will start further investigations on you!"

You also thought of the bucket, didn't you? Please go to bed No. 40!

LOLZ

#copied

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Most of the problems in your life are due to two reasons: you act without thinking, or think without acting*

victoriousehis said...

I have several embarrassing moments and i'be shared some here

Here's another one


If u attended uniben(faculty of edu to be precise) u will all know Dr Ibadin(now prof). He was my proj supervisor.

when I graduated and went to check my result,I was over excited when I saw what I came out with And I was just broadcasting it to whoever cared to listen and they were busy congratulating me

so during my clearance,i ran into prof Ibadin and after exchanging pleasantries,I was like



"Sir,I came out with 2:1" he didn't ask me o, and i was there smiling and waiting for his own congratulation.

next thing i heard wad "Ehen,so,so,hmm,ok,ok,"


chai,see shame,I now tried to cover my shame and was saying yes sir,yes sir,with those kind shameful smile.

na so i give myself brain discharge with 'sir let me quickly rush along for the clearance"

When I told my course mates they said it served me right.


chai,uniben days.

Pipi Lee said...

Ok, lemme say mine.

Just a fresh graduate, went for my usual short visit in my uncle's place, had to attend their church for a programme, a very big church and a theological institute too, so they have students pastors there. I'm a regular visitor cos I always go visit during short breaks /hols while schooling, so I wasn't really a new face in church. They know me and know my family (uncle's fam).
That particular evening, was feeling so spiritual, every altar call I answered, until it got to the alter call for the fresh graduate's, I didn't know it was for students pastors only, I stood up and walked the long distance to the altar still in the spirit, the bishop was talking, dishing out advice pertaining to ministry works, that was odd, wetin concern university graduates and ministry work; then he said start talking to God about your ministry, the world you are about to enter, your mission to win souls for God, commune with the holy spirit, it is time to draw strenght from him, ghen ghen; then I opened my eyes and scanned my immediate surrounding, saw ladies and guys around me, all well dressed like evangelists and pastors, women, heads well covered, shirts below their knees, no makeup, no or simple earing, the blood of Jesus, I was wearing a bodycon dress, very long braids with a strip of cloth I just tied in a fancy way on my head, nails fix(not loud tho), makeup fairly on point, God of mercy, who did this to me, they were all speaking in tongues, some rolling on the floor, I was the odd one out, was just thinking, what exactly will church members be thinking, I look like the ogbanje sent to destroy their ministry right. Anyways, God gave me the courage to withstand the stares on the long walk down back to my seat. Of cos my uncle's wife and cousins could not hold back laughter and tears. All altar calls became suspicious from that day onward.

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Anonymous said...

Hmmm what a shame! My most embarrassing moment....
There was a woman in my area during my school days, she respected me so much as a medical student that I is na, she has a beautiful daughter Queen by her name. I am in to this bae n she also likes my swag so we normally smooches, caressing n kissing whenever her mum was not around, she just finished secondary school then. One unlucky day, as we were appreciating each other, her mum just banged in on us, she met us cuddling, omo see gobe, I was like good morning, good evening, good night as I was running away with my zip opened. Ever since that day , I don't used to pass in front of there house n weneva I run into her n greeted her, she'll just ignore my greetings coupled with hissing n walk away. Shame didn't allow me to spend more than 2 months before I moved to another area.

modella said...

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Sparkling Golden Teeth said...

The day my sister read this letter from my girlfriend.
Letter from Sikira of Ilorin
Dear olalekan, longs time no see. If they say is water that
will cook fish finish, I will not belif it. Is this how other
lofers are behafe to theirself? U haf refus to call me for
the past one mont. and if I tries ur numba, mtn will be
say your numba is unreach, is unreach. You refus to fisit me efen when u ear that my father haf contract guinea worm. Is this how to treat ur in-laws? I know we
haf not marry but I know uer my horseband from
heafen. Efri day when I am wake up, uer the first person I see. Roshida tell me for last week that she see u with one girl in front of Mr big. She efen tell me that u hog together. If u think u can leaf me uer decive urself. Olalekan,olalekan, how many times I call u? It will not be better for anybody that wan to scatter our middle. Any way the mane purpose of my letter is to tell u that I haf took in for u. I go for testing yesterday to confarm it.
My grandmar talk that it be like am carrying twins. I
haf been fery fery happy since yesterday. I haf give the twins name o......sifau and musibau. I don't sure if u like it. Come n see me tomorrow bcos I am fery weak now. Silifa, my younger sister, comes home with her boyfriend
yesterday.if u see d boy,very Hansome but not up to you sha.he also get a swagger. I want u to get one too. Let I forget, please dont forget to send the money for the aso-
ebi for anti taiba's naming o. The color is red and
yellow.Red for the 'buba', and yellow for the 'iro'. They said we can use any color for the 'gele'. But me I want to use blue. I will now wear that my green curf shoe. I cannot wait to send you the photo. My lof, ten is happening in this world o. dont say I am the one that tell you o.i hear that it's not anti taiba's horseband that gif her the belle that she use to born the
pregnancy. True true, the baby is not resemble him. But what consign me?
I have tell efribody that my boyfriend is a enginia and they eager to see u. Yours frightfully. .Sikira
copied from watsapp.

African Barbie said...

My most embarrassing day? Let me gist you
So, I'm totally lactose intolerant, i went for a wedding and they shared little gifts for everybody.
My boyfriend came to pick me up then we left to his house.
When we got home, I opened my gift and saw Hollandia yoghurt and at that point, I swear I totally forgot I was lactose intolerant.
After taking like a full gulp, I remembered and was like damn!! A little while after I started feeling uncomfortable and was farting like a fool... I quickly ran to use the toilet and have my bathe before my boyfriend comes back (My boyfriend left the house to the hospital, he's a doctor)
When my boyfriend came back, I told him baby, If you smell anything funny tonight, its not my fault. I drank yoghurt. He was like bleeeh.... He'll manage. I said OK o
I dont remember much but I know my boyfriend kept turning up and down all through the night.
When I woke up, I said baby I know I farted once, m so sorry. He looked at me and said once? Baby you almost killed me... I almost freaking died, damn!!
Lmao... I laughed and laughed but bleeeeh.... I was a little embarrassed.... Damn! #original

Anonymous said...

I mess for keke napep and the driver heard I come lock up the guy cussed me with Hausa till I drop and I made surehe didn't take me home as we earlier agreed it was an embarrassing moment me no send

Highest height said...

My most embarrassing and hilarious moment was when we were trying to conceive we decided to see a specialist, we were given series of test including DH semen  test. We took the first one from home  the doctor said d result was not accurate due to time of transportation from home to d clinic. So we must get his semen at the hospital, Naso my face change bcos I know what that means cos DH can't wank his load out except he reach promise land.
The next day was Monday you need to c how beautifully dressed  i was, all the nurse were complementing me,  hubby was called in I stayed @ d reception only for the nurse to come back to tell me my hubby needs me I was already feeling unease as I was going inside, DH said bae you need to help with this. We started making out at d hospital, we were doing it gently then DH said bea we can't get any result like this give me back, reluctantly I gave him back, bcos I know giving him back can disgrace us, but to save time I agreed ,we started and moans begin ooooo la la la baby ,from moan to scream to shout, we taught we were in our house until a nurse came knocking at d door, we didn't hear until d knocking turn to banging we were lost in ecstasy, we got Wat we wanted inside container before we heard d banging @ door. We dressed up quickly to come out but I was so ashamed. We came out gave the nurse the container. Got to d reception with a straight face met the nurses gossiping when they saw us  I could still see the giggles on their faces. Now that am friendly wit d nurses anytime I go for antenatal they call me Mrs GiVE IT TO ME, it's so embarrassing #original

IRENE B'S BLOG said...

A friend invited for a function in her church. The Pastor was he'll bent on making everyone sleep with his extremely boring sermon. I slept off and an usher woke me. Second time around,i slept off and was dreaming that people were running. The Pastor shouted with force and I jumped and wanted to run. I thought it was the place in my dream(Rumuokoro Junction) where we were all running. The man beside just frowned at me and continued sleep-listening.


Who is paying me the 50k for this interesting gist?

marriedchick said...

when I was in Nysc camp, some guys were playing football and they played the ball towards my direction, they pleaded with me to help them throw in the ball, so I got up to play the ball with my right leg, I don't know how the left leg followed, the next thing I know I was on the ground, the guys started laughing... I felt the ground should open and swallow me up.... wicked people...

#Miss Kay# said...

Imagine I gave my family friend my phone to check something online briefly (she's a married woman o!)
That was how I collected my phone and saw all the raunchy porn I had been watching the day before on my call history...ah! Mo gbe
Didn't saw anything o! Just collected my phone, I almost entered the floor coz of shameX_X

#Miss Kay# said...

Imagine I gave my family friend my phone to check something online briefly (she's a married woman o!)
That was how I collected my phone and saw all the raunchy porn I had been watching the day before on my call history...ah! Mo gbe
Didn't say anything o! Just collected my phone, I almost entered the floor coz of shameX_X

Irene B said...

Use your id Na. Nice but no id,no win

Chief TeePomping said...

Hmmmm, mine was something I did when I was like 6years old and in the village. There's this Nurse living very close to our house. One day, her daughter was marking her birthday so, I was invited along other kids. We were served foods n drinks but after dt, I discovered we were served another tiny plastic pipes again. That was my 1st time of seen such, initially I didn't know what it is or what to do with it. But later, d woman was helping us to insert it inside our drinks one after the other. It was when l grew up n left for the city dt I got to know it's called a STRAW!
Back to the gist o, after the party, I stylish put the straw in my pocket n took it home. So whenever I wanna drink water, I would bring it out to the admiration of my sibling then keep it after. I used it more than a month Stella. D day I finally decided to let go of it, there was this big ant inside, only God knows how it got there, all my effort to remove it proved abortive. So angrily, I put it in the fire n watch the ant burn! At least we won't both get to "use" it again.
Now the embarrassing moment came on my Barchelor's eve. My friends were all around wt some fine fine chicks. It was time for everyone to come n be saying what they know about my person. Come n hear sweet sweet things people were saying. I was feeling fly. My head was swelling like gari ijebu. Only for one of my naughty friends to stand up, collect the mic n start praising me. When he was about rounding up he was like "There's nothing impossible for God to do, the handsome groom u are seeing today pumping everything pump able was once invited to a birthday party when he was young... " My mind cut Stella, as it used to be my top secret and as a fine boy dt I is now, bringing such up infront of all those fine babes would be embarrassing. All my effort to stop that my mumu friend not to continue didn't work, I winked, I coughed, I yawn, for where. The guy continued O. Before he could finish the gist, con see as people dey laff, dey call me different kind of names. I thought is has ended there o, only for a very beautiful lady to walk up to me during d reception as I was digging it seriously saying "Bro, I hope u wouldn't smuggle any straw home today o as we are gonna search ur body before u go ooo. I didn't know maybe I should keep dancing or stop. I was just staring at the babe as she sprayed me some cash. Later in our hotel dt night, I asked my friend where he heard that gist from, he said I told him one day like dt dt we were flashing back on nasty things we did growing up n dt he has bn waiting patiently for a day to tell pple dt always see me as a fine boy n think say I be ajebutter. He want them to know say I be pako boy. We all just laughed it off.
Sorry if I waste ur time, it's a true life story.

Jayne said...

My most embarrassing moment was 7 years ago,an uncle that hadn't come home for a long time, suddenly visited. I and my siblings were all so excited,it was on a sunday..My parents had gone to church,the church was just a stone throw away from our house and outta excitement i ran to church to tell my dad,wearing just pants,loosed pants for that matter!!! i was holding it with one hand,so i walked to the window where my dad was and told him and then hurried back home...Didn't realise what had happen till he and some of his friends came back and everyone was talking about it,people kept staring and whispering whenever i passed by,up till now am the "pant girl" at home.it was and is still embarrassing but quite funny... LOL

Irene B said...

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. OMG. Adondye

ancientwords2016 said...

My most embarrassing moment was 7 years ago,an uncle that hadn't come home for a long time, suddenly visited. I and my siblings were all so excited,it was on a sunday..My parents had gone to church,the church was just a stone throw away from our house and outta excitement i ran to church to tell my dad,wearing just pants,loosed pants for that matter!!! i was holding it with one hand,so i walked to the window where my dad was and told him and then hurried back home...Didn't realise what had happen till he and some of his friends came back and everyone was talking about it,people kept staring and whispering whenever i passed by,up till now am the "pant girl" at home.it was and is still embarrassing but quite funny... LOL

Orla said...

Hmmm what a shame! My most embarrassing moment....
There was a woman in my area during my school days, she respected me so much as a medical student that I is na, she has a beautiful daughter Queen by her name. I am in to this bae n she also likes my swag so we normally smooches, caressing n kissing whenever her mum was not around, she just finished secondary school then. One unlucky day, as we were appreciating each other, her mum just banged in on us, she met us cuddling, omo see gobe, I was like good morning, good evening, good night as I was running away with my zip opened. Ever since that day , I don't used to pass in front of there house n weneva I run into her n greeted her, she'll just ignore my greetings coupled with hissing n walk away. Shame didn't allow me to spend more than 2 months before I moved to another area.

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Isaacson said...

πŸ‘† #ORIGINAL

Spidex said...

I remember when we were playing football in a competition against the opposition for the cup the game ended in penalty I was the keeper and they were much crowd around 50+ people it was on Saturday so after training in the field people do wait and relax before going back, that was the reason for the crowd and it was just like a normal football so I was keeping with boxers only *no shirt, we have played 5 penalties and scored 4 goals while the opposition has played 4 and scored 3 goals so the fifth was thier last and as the keeper I know that if I am able to save the fifth one we will win the cup,so by the grace of God he played and I saved it out of joy my team mates rushed me to Jack me up some held me while some held my boxers when they trying to lift me up due to the boxer that some were holding it pulled down to the extent that one can clearly see my private region, GOD!!!! and I was f**king naked 😷 cause when that side is open na which side you won hide again to eliminate the shame, God!! I was like ground open make I enter in front of 50+ people I wan die I shouted at them to bring me down so I can drag my boxers to it position but by then everyone has seen it and all eyes were on me young ,old ,guys ,girls,women and men chaiii.I was the most embarrassed human being that day, I never celebrated with them again I just dragged ma boxers up couldn't bear the shame and zoomed off, most of them were calling me will I was going I turned deaf ears as I zoomed off i don't want to remember it again it makes me feel bad but we thank God it the past sha
#Original

OMA said...

Hahahahahahaha. So embarrassing

OMA said...

Lol.

Awele said...

There was a time I was so lazy that I don't like doing anything in the house.Most times I lie to cover up for my laziness.There was a day we were watching TV in the sitting room,I stood up to get water from the kitchen.Before I sat down ,my mum told me to check if the phone she's chagrin in her room is full.I quickly lie and said I was just coming back from her room that it was still charging.Not knowing that while I was away to get water,she mentioned it and the house girl has gone be to remove it.The girl looked confused and was like but na mummy phone dey table na.Na so every1 turned their faces on me.I felt the ground should open and swallow me.I was so embarrassed,that was the day I stopped lieing in the house.

beeolah said...

Lol

DaRevolutionist said...

#Original

Here's mine, remember a time where a get together was held for an event. Babes and guys everywhere, mostly young people.
As a quiet person then, still quiet sha a bit, stayed on my lane, avoided mixing up, just sipping the fruit juice and observing my surroundings, wetin concern me lol.
Na so one of my mischievous friends wanted to play a prank on one girl, I was like guy, it's not good, this is a gathering, didn't know oga don pick offense, come dey vex. Me sef Sabi Press phone, those days of Nokia, all hail Nokia.

Fine guys and Babes everywhere, they called me out for one game and said I should pay #200 if I can't do such, I drop am but e pain me oo. Very well na so I wan go drop am, my top being very free, had space for you to slip anything in. Na so this my mischievous friend come put this rubber snake for my top. Jesu... Na im my head come do 360.. Omo I removed the top, thank God I had a singlet inside o,I flung the top and the snake fell off, see me na, I come sit down for floor dey cry, hiaa obviously people weren't happy with the way things turned out, my friend was laughing, I now said in the midst of tears, shebi if I have heart attack and die now, you will be happy, Chai see as people wan respond finish him say e no dey good. Na so one guy come give me im jacket cover me, I come stand go sit down. I refused to wear my top again. Lol fear no gree me
That day was embarrassing, imagine how I acted, someone go dey think say dem don flog demon common from my body. Till date ehn, I no dey gree go play these games and for my friend. He had to bribe his way back.. Lol.. He spent money ooo.
That was really an embarrassing moment for me

Uniq Gem said...

Hahaha. It's well o .

Lemme laugh again. Hahahahaha.

beeolah said...

Funny

Peppi said...

Copied jare

Anonymous said...

Old

Peppi said...

Irene is that not an Id. Nawa for you oooh
Nice one o jare

Anonymous said...

Hmmmmmmm isssokay

Anonymous said...

Maybe ghost

Uniq Gem said...

Hmmmm

beeolah said...

I can relate lol

Uniq Gem said...

Hmmmm

Peppi said...

Lol

Falcon said...

Found this comment on Most embarrassing and hilarious moment on Nov 16,2014 Anonymous 17:27
Ok, I wanted to send dis as a post but its too long a story so
I'll just summarize it here. I really wouldn't have believed it if it
didn't happened 2 me. We grew up together with 3 of my
friends. Attended d same school & graduated, we were
inseparable. Our parents & mutual friends have names for us
like 'spice girls', destiny's child' charlie's angels' etc, yeah, dats
how close we were. Well it happened dat 3 of dem got married
b4 me & am still single, d last one got married a year ago,
we're all in our late 20s(to d best of my knowledge dat is). Well
we still see & hang around tho less dan b4. Now dis happened
just last week. I went to hang out as usual on a saturday. My 3
friends were gisting outside. I was like 'what's up, what did I
miss' den one of dem said dat I should excuse dem cos dey've
formed a grp of married women, (dey even have a name for it
which I can't remember). Ok @ first I thought it was a joke of
course, but Stella dey were serious! To cut it short, I just stood
up & left, while dey're trying to explain dat when we can still
hang out whenever dey're not in "session". Imagine!!! If only u
knew how close we were! Ok its bad enough dat pple were
talking behind my back since dey got married but this??? I've
read on dis blog abt pple being ridiculed by married friends but
has anyone ever had it dis bad??? Am not 'choosy' Stella but I
refused to settle for less. For d past week I think I've lost
weight, even my work has suffered. Ok can't type anymore but
I seriously need ur prayers cos am loosing it!! Sorry 4 d epistle,
God bless u all

I just want to know how are things with u now, hope is now for good.

Peppi said...

Kikikikikikikkki

Peppi said...

Lol

RITA SHEDDY said...

Compliment my dear sister, you did the right thing,just that the prof is an abnormal person, wicked jealous people everywhere

SUNSHINE said...

Lwkmd, stop it Irene!

Anonymous said...

Lol children eh

beeolah said...

Lol

beeolah said...

*drinking cold water*

KIDJO said...

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I'm back from my waka.What's ve I been missing?

#AGIRLINLOVEWITHHERSELF

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beeolah said...

Pls if you get to know of anyone selling his/her car. Any model and any color. In good condition with all the documents valid and legal, and the price is between 750k and 1.500m Please let him/her sell it. I am not interested.
Thanks

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marriedchick said...

#original

Mr Fabulous said...

Very funny posts

Favour said...

Lol

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Gracious child said...

This gist happened when I was new in school.
Then I didn't have a bank account, one of my uncles in another state wanted to send me some money for my textbooks so I asked a neighbour, Mama Goddy if she had a bank account where my uncle can send me money, I promised to give her something, she quickly said yes. She later gave me the account details after 24hours(I should have suspected foul play).
My uncle informed me a day after I sent him the account details that he had paid in 20k, this money was like 50k of nowadays. I told Mama Goddy and begged her to go to the bank the following day, she said no problem.
The following evening, I came back from school and asked about the money, she said she went and they told her at the bank that her account has problem and that she should come back the following day. Sensing trouble, I offered to accompany her to the bank the following day, she said no problem. The following day, I searched and searched, no sign of this woman, I informed the remaining neighbours of our deal and the stories that followed, they all joined in the search and we even went to her bank, no sign of her. Her husband went and reported at the police station after calling all the relatives.
We were all relaxing outside the third day which was a Saturday when we mama Goddy showed like a ghost and immediately knelt in front of me wailing " Aunty abeg forgive me, I don lie for you too much, the account no be my own, na my sister own, I tell am say person wan send me money for inside her account, as the money enter, na him I call am, she talk say she don use am pay for her shop wey expire, I come talk say no be me get am, she say make I no worry she go dey pay me small small, she no believe say no be my money, that is why I run comot for house, abeg make una beg aunty for me" I was stunned.
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Single Mom said...

Here goes my jist, this happened in 2015 I boarded a vehicle to lafia, on our way we met a lot check points due to boko haram and a lot of bomb blast then,,.... when we got to a particular check point I was asleep but I heard a lot of noise which woke me up, I saw a very heavy stubborn soldier forcing our driver out of the car with authority for no reason hmm, we were pleading oh! but the soldier refused. Our driver was a hausa/fulani very old man who could not speak English, finally our driver stepped out of the car, then the soldier asked our drive to do frog jump, our driver replied in hausa that he doesn't know what is frog jump the soldier should show him, when this soldier started this frog jump as an example to our driver that was when problem started, the soldier continued the frog jump for a long time with out stopping with serious sweat all over his body Haa! See wahala some of us started laughing, at some point some people came to plead with our old driver to release the soldier, we never knew it was charm he used on the soldier, the driver now replied after this frog jump he will never ever in his life try to punish his grandfather's age mate again. Original story.


Long kite SDK

GORRETI BAE said...

So we went for a crusade... A great man of God is coming.. A program meant to liberate single gals from covens and marine husband... I went with my friends.. During d deliverance, everyone around me will be falling around like someone drunk from kai-kai... The pastor will shout.. Spirit of snake OUT!!!!! Gals will be falling yakata for ground.. Me I was just observing everything on 3D... I knew most of dem where pretending.. Cos how can my sister be receiving such tremendous anointing?? Dis sinner?? MBANU!!! I said today, we go see na.. Pastor shouted again.. Marine husband OUT!! gals where falling.. When I knew half of d gals there where pretending was when pastor shouted... SPIRIT OF LESBIANISM OUT!!! NA em everyone grab chair so as not to fall.. Me too grab chair ooo cos someone's lesbian anointing fit come fall on me and I'm not ready to start explaining anything ooo.... D gal wey make mistake fall, today people still dey say she be lesbian.. I no fit shout..!! # original

Omotejowho said...

Lol.medical boys and small small girls. Lol..Was once a medical student too..

Omotejowho said...

Lol

KIDJO said...

That Ibadin is so popular....


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ancientwords2016 said...

Its the same person, getting to comment on the blog involves alot,had to get a blog ID

KIDJO said...

Let the best gist winπŸ‘

chuqz said...

So there was this day I mistakenly urinated on the wall of a police station and them police officers arrested me and asked me to pay a fine of N500 for violating their laws, I gave 'em N1000 hoping to get change of N500, the sergeant on duty now said he did not have change and then asked me to urinate again so that my N1000 will finish...Nigerian police tho... #Original

Amplo Stitches said...

Lol. U try

Anonymous said...

Wat does dis message tells us....think well b4 u ryt

Anonymous said...

Lols...

Anonymous said...

Oh my...so so embarrassing and hilarious...

Miss Wande said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Rotfl

Miss Wande said...

Lol @Ogbanje sent 2destroy their ministry..lmfao dat cracked me up

Anonymous said...

Highest Height that gist is #copied!!

Aunty Sabina said...

Lols

LIGHT said...

Very funny stories....

Aunty Sabina said...

Kikiki

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€ so funny I understand what you went through.

Anonymous said...

Long kite sdk just cracked me up

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

I just imagined you and the girl being caught hahaha

Miss Wande said...

Crazy looool

adebowale adewole said...

Mine was on Facebook.. wanted to wished a big bro happy birthday but unknowingly I wrote "happy birthday Aburo MI owon, and gave him nickname. In my mind I was posting it for another coursemate. He rang me and was ranting on me. I was really embarrassed because people were hearing what he was saying. I felt bad. From that day onward, just "happy birthday" is my message for you on Facebook. No more jara

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

Hahahaha

Ehi hairs and wigs UK said...

It's like you have shared this gist before, with another Id. It's still funny though

KIDJO said...

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Anonymous said...

Ouch...Pipi Lee urs id funny and we all know it's original but u didn't specify. I'll advice u copy and paste as a reply and write #original

Anonymous said...

Chisos!!!

The General's Wife said...

Oh my!

The General's Wife said...

LMAO

I totally get that feeling of "feeling spiritual"
U are just meek. So forgiving. Soo everything good. Just that it doesn't last very longπŸ˜‚

GlamAffairs Makeover and Tailoring. 2BE7AF5C. said...

Lmao
Am even laughing harder trying to picture the whole scenario. Rotfl

Anonymous said...

Stella, it's "cash prize" and not "cash price". You're giving out a prize not selling goods (price).

Anonymous said...

Original ko. Copy cat oshi

Favour A said...

Lol... Nice

Saved said...

#My most embarrassing moment. I remember some years ago, after a wedding reception, my friend and i entered dis along vehicle going to karu and while we were in the car that evening around 7pm my yansh begin scratch me seriously probably due to the pant and tight and for the fact that i've bin on it since morning. I stylishly loosened d zip of my native skirt and scratched d hell out of my bum to my satisfaction, when we got to the round about my friend paid d man and as i alighted from the vehicle my skirt just fell off, I forgot to zip up after the whole scratching. I almost died of shame dat day, Infact I don't even want to remember what happened to me dat day. My friend laughed uncontrollably and those lousy people around there started shouting. Thank God say I wear tight, my own for kukuma finish.

Anonymous said...

Lols

Anonymous said...

So funny... Trying to imagine DAT scenario

Janelle said...

Yawns** is this supposed to be a joke?

Anonymous said...

I swear did epistle was too long for me to read but I tried reading it...I laffed all tru nd mind u don'tk straws home again...lols

Janelle said...

Lmao.the first gist that has ever truly made me laugh,because I can relate.

KIDJO said...

Na normal thing to form for guys nahπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

KIDJO said...

Are you for real? πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

BLOGLORD said...

" I look like the ogbanje sent to destroy their ministry right."

Buahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhaha
Pipi has finally killed me.
LMA0

I am king EZE said...

I forgot to laugh...

I am king EZE said...

Lmaooo

Highness Gwen said...

theres this cousin of mine that can fart ehn.so,one day na,he started his usual farting habit.we warned him to stop but for where?na then the mess come sweet am the more.I joined him out of frustration I said we ll kill ourselves today. I brought out the first one(it sounded pra pra and the smell was something else) I was happy with my self,very happy.then came the second one.the second one came with poo and I was putting on a white skirt.chai! I

Phenomenal woman said...

I found this really hilarious. And yes, it's original. I followed a friend ( male) to his church one Sunday morning. Then pastor moved from preaching and suddenly started laying hands on people. And a lot of them fell down and started kabashing. As he proceeded to where we were seated. Pastor stopped immediately as though he saw a vision on my friends forehead and laid hands on him but unlike the rest of the members, my guy no fall o,pastor you give up na mba. He kept on using force to push his head o but the guy sef gallant. He still refused to fall. Before I said jack pastor dropped the microphone and used his two hands to press his head as if to say you must fall by fire, meanwhile the guy had spread his legs a little apart from each other to gain balance as if to say today na today, we go see who go win for this battle. Pastor started announcing that there's an evil spirit in the guys body that's not allowing him to fall o. ( na your fall? MOG) before we said jack people began to gather and the ushers where going upandan. As a wise geh that I am I whispered into my friend's ear and told him" guy you fall na abeg make service continue, I wan go house, I dey H. Lo and behold the guy fell o. Pastor now whispered into his ear" we for die here" see me after service. he told the church, the demon is out now, let us thank God for our brother. Mehn that day I was cracked up to bits. Chei

Anonymous said...

I don die oooo lmao

Anonymous said...

He swept me off my feet, treated me like royalty, a queen fit for her king. Quiet and gentle me was pampered and showed with Love. Learnt how to kiss from the master of kisses, smooched and set on fire but honeypot not perused. The day HP would be licked, I was ushered into this room filled with exquisite scent chocolates and ice cream and I had my feel. Only I did not know how to handle a joystick that biggg, gush, my eyes popped and mouth opened butvmy king told me that my HP would conquer the king and we kissed like the guru that I had become but when JS entered the groove and I thought I was in haven and climaxed only to hear jisos. Mehnnn I had urinated on the king, everywhere. He looked at me like wtf and I scrammed and left paradise and deleted the king.
Can't imagine what went wrong..wee wee . not my village pipul ohh😊

Rocky said...

I'm disappointed, really

Anonymous said...

This your English requires immediate surgery.

Joy Anyanwu said...

I have a friend who's name is Odior Maggor, he's from edo state, I was chatting with him in whatsapp, he said something funny, I wanted to hail him, then I typed his full name Odior Maggor, auto correct changed it to Odior Maggot, I felt really bad didn't know what to say...I just stopped talking to him

Pipi Lee said...

Oh! Very original
#Original.

Anonymous said...

When I worked in a lab and we need to do semen analysis, we don't receive semen collected when the man sleeps with a woman because the vagina could have infection that could alter the result of the semen analysis, its always advisable for the man to masturbate and get his semen. I'm surprised reading you actually had sex with your husband on the advice of the hospital. Things are changing.

Highest height said...

No its not copied, I sent it to Stella a while ago for in house gist she can still check out previous conversation. Am sending it again cos we are to send our most embarrassing moment.

Kels... said...

@Irene i asked how i could create a blog id, but i was told i already had one. So now I'm asking you irene, how do i create a blog id?

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Lmao

Sabongida Ora cutest said...

πŸ˜³πŸ˜³πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. πŸ™†πŸ»πŸ™†πŸ» pipi lee sowie oo..... reminded me of the first visit to COZA church .. so everybody stood during praise and worship , eyes wide close... I was so in the spirit ... that my eyes were tightly closed ... didn't know when everybody had sat down.. all of a sudden noticed the instrumental sounds had faded, so I opened my eyes . I was the only one standing ...
I'm sure people thought I was in the spirit.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

I don't even understand what that rubber snake is meant for. I hate snakes with passion.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Lmao @wicked people

Chiclahot said...

I cried as i was typing and forgot to say it is 100% original.

LADY PRESTIGE BEADS.08034205152 said...

Lol...the ogbanje part got me rolling on my fours.
I can imagine.

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Lol, I can relate

Na Me Talk Am!!! said...

Lmao

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooooo @Sabo.

TGW...it doesn't last long at alllll...hahaha

Pipi Lee said...

Lol

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaooooo

Irene B said...

Ask Martins Aboy. He'll let you know the steps.
The Umpire said no black ink names,that's why I chook mouth.

Chiclahot said...

This is 100% original.My most embarrasing moment happened several years ago at work.I had sewn a fish skirt and was wearing it for the first time coupled with the fact that my wedding was 2weeks away.I had gone to the loo to pee and went to the office of one of the directors who had a reputation with female staff.I had gone to give him my invite.As i entered,he gave me a welcoming hug and at the same moment,my fiance's father who was a deputy director opened the door and my skirt dropped.I had forgotten to pull up my zip.
My fiance's fathet banged the door shut and i was left open mouthed in my black tights.My wedding was cancelled and became a pariah at work.I bore the shame for two years and married my fiance in a quiet wedding 3years after the demise of his father.on my wedding night i was vindicated because he met me a virgin.people still snide at me at work and I live daily with the sidetalks.The director retired believing i had set him up.

Quality Madam said...

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Quality Madam said...

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Poison Ivy said...

.. So we have these tenants in our village home they occupy 3 rooms. They are all students except one, she runs a restaurant around the school premises. Around pass 10 or so at night i heard shouts and rumbling, the non student boyfriend came back and they had a fight. I got scared, did not know what to do, i panicked(thinking something worst might happen to her) i checked on dad first, he was still sleeping(deep sleeper), I opened the door bounce it hard so they will know someone is awake, they were quite for a while and i took a mob stick and went outside and waited for him(was thinking il hit him with it and warn him never to step foot here again�������� dramatic? yeah that's me. lol) while waiting i noticed a rickkety ladies bike packed outside, i knew instantly it was the fools own, i walked down pointing my phones touch to see if there is anything i can disconnect or remove from the bike so he wont be able to start it wen his leaving, probably carry it on his head home since my house is a little far from the main road, while checking on the bike i heard someone shouts theif.oooo theif..oo, i was shocked�� everywhere was dark (no light) so i dint know were the voice was comin from, was pointing my touch everywhere before one old woman came out still screaming ..before i could say jack the guy (my tenants boyfriend) and the girlfriend came out, started asking whats happening, i dint know what to say, cuz i was actually standing close to the bike with a mob stick and a phone touch.
My tenants now told the woman she should stop shouting that my dad owns the house that am not a thief, i now told them i thought i saw a snake whilst me carrying mob stick(how could i ever tell them the truth, or tell them i wanted to temper with his bike cuz he was hitting his girlfriend and i wanted him to suffer small..������������) chie. they now pleaded with the old woman lol(poor thing probably thinking she caught a thief. tho thieves have been disturbing them so much tho;.) they now laughed at the old woman who was still panting am mumbling away,they now held each others hands and went inside. Was dumbfounded ��������. them don carry me make peace.ooo. lolzzzz i now understood why people say never put mouth for husband and wife matter.. excuse my typos mbok... hope i dint bore you. ORIGINAL..

Peppi said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lol am dead some people can forget their environment when it's sex time, especially me

Anonymous said...

This got me rolling on the floor

Anonymous said...

Funny

Anonymous said...

Lol

Ashley_Clothings call me on 09056688283 for ur fabrics, Jewelry, human hairs and beauty products. said...

Lol

Teddy said...

Lol

Scarlett said...

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Teddy said...

Hahahaahaha

Anonymous said...

Don't mind them heightest height. I have read it before too. It was funny and embarrassing then n still is

Anonymous said...

Things we did as kids. I won't talk my own cos I will be decoded 😐

Anonymous said...

Yekpa 😲😲😲


Chisos!

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Anonymous said...

You don win o. Your own bad gaan

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

😲😲😲

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahaha

Anonymous said...

Chineke!!! 😲😲😲😲

Candy said...

Lol @ "baby, you almost killed me"

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahha

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahaha

Esther Mgbolu said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lol

Isaacson said...

Hahahahaha good one

Anonymous said...

I laughed so hard πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Very funny. Lol

Olaide Davies said...

Ose modupe.

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Dayo Deeone said...

My most embarrassing moment and so hilarious was during my Nysc camping in delta...was caught around 10pm by the camp security guys in a dark place with my akwa ibom corper babe..we were still kissing and carressing thank God we have not started the main movie when we saw a torch pointed at us and we were asked to remain the way we were..with the usual outfit (white short)trust na my joystick has gone so hard..so I tried

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lmao this is crazy mhen, Am glad you are pregnant now. Congratulations.

Anonymous said...

Really kuku kill me, this really made my day very funny

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Dayo Deeone said...

My most embarrassing moment and so hilarious was during my Nysc camping in delta...was caught around 10pm by the camp security guys in a dark place with my akwa ibom corper babe..we were still kissing and carressing thank God we have not started the main movie when we saw a torch pointed at us and we were asked to remain the way we were..with the usual outfit (white short)trust na my joystick has gone so hard..so I tried placing my hand in my pocket to get hold of my joystick(guys can understand this style lol)..one of the security guys noticed that and he was like "my friend will u remove your hand in that pocket and place it behind you" the joystick was not even helping matter by going down ..I was standing upright while joystick just shooting out ...those guys were just interrogating and laughing hard at my joystick ...lol

Olaide Davies said...

Lol

Olaide Davies said...

OMG! Thank God it ended well.

Anonymous said...

I red it here b4 and I prayed God answer your prayers. Funny

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Copied

doctor samba said...

Sannu my sister...

doctor samba said...

Lol @ anon 19:28

doctor samba said...

Mad people everywhere,I love your sense of humor,I must say

Spidex said...

After reading this joke I did d opposite of laughing #AMCRYING

Anonymous said...

Blood of Godooo are you for real

Anonymous said...

Seriously

Ikenna said...

Lol can't stop laughing ma guy u don winoooo

Chidi55 said...

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Melanin Princess said...

Lmao ��������

NUVI HONEY said...

I had to come back and read this after IHN vote, it's really funny and embarrassing I thought your friends rigged it 😁 😁

NUVI HONEY said...

Chai! If it's me you'd have to drag me out of that room after I've come to my senses. 😁

NUVI HONEY said...

People can lie sha! This gist is old and stale.

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