Na wah for wah ooooh!!!
Well I longed to serve in one of the northern states so I could buy gold jewelries but was disappointed when I saw 'Rivers state'.I wasn't really happy then but most of my schoolmates were just surprised I never 'worked' it.So when I got to the camp,I made one funny hair like the...Mohawk but never knew that was the beginning of my wahala cos of its maintenance.
So during checkin in,I saw this handsome dude that was at the other end who was being checked too.I kept staring at him and its like he noticed it too.During parade,tho he was in another platoon,I was always going to stare at him without the morale of asking him out.I participated in so many activities but the thought of this guy was always on my mind.
So one day ,the guy summoned courage to talk to me and we concluded in seeing that night.When we met,the guy started kissing me,he wan squeeze my bwess but I no gree o cos what if these wicked soldiers catch us now.So he told me I shouldn't fear,so as his hand wan reach up for the bwess ,he saw a ray of light...the next thing was a jump through the window by him.
I looked around but never saw anyone and thought he would be back but fear no gree the guy jump back and never knew he went back to the hostel.When I called his line,he said "Oh you are still there,you wan make them decamp me.I angrily went back to the hostel cos I was on 'heat',the guy handsome sha.
After our camping,I was posted to Etche LGA but never knew I was to assume duty in the Senior secondary instead of UBE.On my way to the school to meet the principal,I met some batch A Yoruba corps members who were just coming back from CDS,they told me it was their school but just that the man like gbenshing female corps members.Chai!fear and anger gripped me ooo,i told them if he tries it with me,i will reject him and his school.
We called the Pal but he told us he wasn't in the village that i should meet him in town,i said ok oo(if na this vjay you want,you no go see am o in my mind.)
The next day,i kept calling the Pal but he wasn't picking,when it was now around 7pm he picked and asked me come to Rumuokoro junction,you will see me there.I asked him'Sir is it this night you want to sign and stamp on my posting letter.It is late and i can't start coming there, moreover I'm new here.His responses made me to realize that he wanted my vjay,i hung up on him after giving him plenty insults.
So the next day,he called me to come to the school(i guess he really needed someone that studied my course)when i went he signed it and told me he could only give me a very flat foam and i must share the room with someone.Cos i knew he was bent on dealing with me,i just went and paid for a room and managed with the foam,i no send the man jare.
So when i assumed duty,met my fellow corps members,i was the hottest female and the shakara was there sha.There was this guy in batch A who was so handsome and was big down(got to know through his boxers),we became friends and from there something come dey enter deep into something,he was a pretender and so was more of coded things.
When he passed out,switched to another one jare cos that village was a bit boring.This one really loved me so much that he wasn't happy when i got married after service.We spent time together and this made other guys to be so jealous(my igbo brother)
Just a week before we passed out,we had a party that palmwine,small stout and meat were served,i really drank to stupor cos I was happy and over joyous.
My Pal changed his attitude towards me when a very fair beautiful corps member came,he took her into one his rooms and I guess they were gbenshing cos they lived together till she passed out.
Ikwerre men like women and totoh die oooo.Well I forgave him and moved on.
Let me not forget Ph town where things dey happen cos if you ain't careful,HIV go be your new status.I was getting money after a lift and the clubbing no be here.
My only nightmare in that village was our toilet...chai,a beautiful bungalow with fans in the rooms and bathroom yet na pit toilet the man say everybody go use.The toilet was built far from the building and na shotputting things till I left there tho the village is so peaceful.
When I look back at what I did during my service year,I end up saying "babe you were wayward"!
I thank God for his mercies cos i passed out peacefully tho i lost my dear friend Cynthia just a month after camp but never knew til our POP day.May her soul continue to RIP.
I hope I dint bore you guys!
*Bore us keh?You try but na wah for you sha.....na Akunakuna you go do for NYSC oooooooh...Thank God for you!