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Thursday, 26 January 2017

THURSDAY IN HOUSE NEWS:

Hey ya'all..One up for love!
Have a great day!..Kisses





CANDILICIOUS CANDY


Madam d madam. I "haileth" thee. My Amebo informant. Lol. I'm an ardent reader of your blog. Sometimes, I comment under Candy. Hmmm. I had to gather liver to send this pics ooo. Cos some Bv's, hmmm, their bad mouth no be am. Hope my pics made it ooo. I hail all Bv's.


your pic is fine my dear.i like your eyes and your hair is bae..what style is it called?


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HILARIOUS INTRO FROM CYNTHIA

Stella nawa...you get action like former first lady wey be your name sake, I don send my picture so ti e don turn to wallpaper for your parlor... Abeg post this one.

Words alone cannot describe the joy you bring to my heart,as e b say men de think say all fine girls are already in a relationship.. Na u de give me joy nah esp as MMM seize my money, I de refresh this blog pass my MMM dashboard sef...

#kisses

From bv Centia...

I had a good laugh..try sit down comedy



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Vacancy


Job Title: PA to Assistant Heads.

Sector : Educational Services

Job Description

To provide support to the assistant academic heads in order to continually improve the quality of service delivery.

Job Specification

B.Sc in Mass Communication , English or Information Science.

2-3 years in related field

Female.

Skills  and Requirements

•Excellent communication skills- verbal, written and listening

•Administrative skills

•Strong IT skills

•Excellent organizational skills

•Interpersonal skills

Interested candidates should forward CV to musam@cislagos.org

Deadline Friday 27th

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A MIRACLE THAT SOUNDS LIKE A LIE



Madam Stellz,

Good afternoon my love...kai, i'm highly excited ehn. 

I have a great testimony that just sounds like a lie and I want to share my story with you. It's lengthy oooh but trust me, so many people out there would learn from my story.

You know I got a job through your platform with *********** limited (kindly with hold names if you are publishing it biko) as a front desk officer and this company is a subsidiary of ********.

 I went for 3 interviews before I got the job and out of 23 girls, I was among the best 3 that was selected and posted to the best location at a residential apartment at Banana Island. I was very elated when I heard that ****** owns my company but I was disappointed at the pay which was 40k and the manner at which the staffs were treated. 


My transport fare alone in a month is 20k, so I had 20k left to spare which was almost nothing considering the fact that I am the first child and I had so much bills to pay including my outstanding school fees. Once I get paid, the whole family start disclosing what they need for me to buy..lol. 


Sometimes I break down and cry asking God to take away all the responsibilities heaped on me so I can focus on me. Whenever I beg for an increase in my salary, they shun it and tell me to manage till after my nysc when I get a better paying job at the head office. One very big factor I hated was the issue of threat; Stella, any little thing my boss would say if you don't do this we would fire you, if you don't do that you would not be promoted *rollseyes*.


 I was so scared and always tried to please them and dance to their tunes..I started applying for other jobs including the telecommunications company that posted for a vacancy in the IHN but never got called for any interview because I do not have a certificate yet and have not served. Most of my friends who have good jobs always tell me that I am too ambitious and as such did not want to help me pass my cv's around. 


But I knew what I wanted and I still kept pushing on. I just wanted a better paying job to pay my fees, take care of my family (my parents are separated, so I stay with popsy and my younger brother) and move to a better house but it seemed so impossible and I gave up.

Just last year December, I heard a rumour at the office that my company is no longer managing the apartment where I work as a front-desk officer. I brushed the rumour aside because I believed that if such would happen at all, I would get a mail as a casual staff. After some weeks, I started seeing some strange faces in the premises which I later got to find out that they were the new management that would take over from us. 


Stellz oh, I was scared not just for me but for every other staff around because this means that we were all gonna be fired (even my boss confirmed this). I was angry because nobody got any mail or have any meeting with us about out termination of appointment. My tears could fill a bucket literally as I had no where to go or what to do. I called my pastor and told him, he motivated me and told me not to despair. I had all my hopes with ****** because I felt that it was the best company and they were very famous in the world + I wanted a company car *winks* but we all got fired.

One day I was thinking in the office about my future and what to do, then I heard my inner voice which told me to meet one of the residents and tell them that I need a job. I had a very good relationship with all the tenants so I met a lady who told me she would get back to me. I decided to meet another white man but before doing so, I cry well well and told God to soften his heart so he can give me a listening hear.


 Stellz, God heard my prayer. There was a vacancy in his company as a front desk and he told me I was lucky to have met him on time. I didnt go for any interview, he just gave me the job and told me that he'd send his driver to come pick me so I can see the HR and resume by January. My joy knew no bounds, I cried tears of joy and I cried more tears of joy in front of the HR when I saw my salary scale: 120,000. Kai, I wan mad.

 I wan tear pant and bra shout because I could not believe it as everyone said its only certificate holders that can get a good job but look at me now, I am a full fledged staff not a casual staff that I was at ******, plus I have a free laptop and free canteen food dey oh..lol.

You see my testimony sounds like a lie and I can't wait to share it in church. God is great and he decides to show grace to whomever he pleases. E just be like say na only me God dey see for this world...My advice out there: never despair, don't listen to side talks of people telling you what not is impossible, instead pray and believe because God is not dead.

Thank you Madam Stellz, your blog also motivates and inspires me. Your reward dey heaven *mwaaaah*

From me your stubborn pest.
P.s: Kindly omit all the names please for privacy sakes...mwaaaah



Congratulations Dearie!..I hope this inspires someone to always try out all options...i don double check tire,i hope i removed all names ooooh.


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DRIVER WANTED


Good day Stella,

A job opportunity exists for the role of a Driver. someone who knows Lagos axis well especially the island, is willing to work hard and lives around kola, Alakuko, Alagbado.

N30,000 start up Salary

Interested applicants can contact me on teesdiary20@gmail.com

Thanks


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MEMO TO MR Martins Samuel


This is your last warning,please stop posting scam spam comments about your ponzi baba for the broads.

I will not warn you again,i will post all i need to post for the appropraite authorities to come after you and check your books.

The people your ponzi has duped have contacted me with enough proof.please stop posting anything at all on this blog.I do not want to be a vessel through which you will scam anyone.I warned before and this is the second warning,it seems you are stubborn right?Maybe I will post where you work next time then you will know I am serious.

LAST WARNING:

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Urgent Employment Opportunities


A cake confectionery located at Ikotun needs the services of experienced cake bakers and decorators for immediate employment. Applicants should reside around the Ikotun environ as proximity to place of work is essential.

Also only serious minded people ready and willing to work should apply.

Please interested applicants should call 07015999157 or send a mail to confectioneryikotun@yahoo.com. To schedule an interview date.


Thanks and God bless you Stella I've got some really good employees from this blog and I truly appreciate this platform. I even advise other entrepreneurs to bring their vacancies to your blog.

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SMALL CHOPS VENDOR NEEDED


Good day Stella, please kindly treat as urgent. I need someone who can do small chops to contact me ASAP. I have an event coming up on Friday 27th January. I just need it in a small amount and at a reasonable price. I stay in Abuja...

p.s-- I'm a corps member so no buhari price please. I can be reached on 09056212109. Thanks

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VACANCY FOR LIVE OUT NANNY


Hello Stella, I trust you are fine. Please kindly post this job vacancy in the Ihn. There's a vacancy for live out nanny. She must be between the age of 25 and 50 years. She must be a Godly woman with a heart of gold. Qualification is PSLC, SSCE, OND. Location is Ajah Lagos. Salary is very attractive. Anyone interested should submit CV to debiafelumo@gmail.com


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ONE MANS MEAT IS ANOTHER MANS ISH

Hello Stellz baby,

Please post in IHN..Or Chronicle..pls hide my name Thanks

I am a graduate of B.sc Economics....i worked with a firm as a Sales Personnel.

It was really stressful, that stuff they call DSA...lolzz. So thankfully i got another job June 2016..

This one is a shop...I work as the Admin head..They have shops in Anambra, and another one is ABJ...my salary is higher than what i earned as my basic in my former office...i.e aside commission..!

The sales are online, so i supervise the other staffs and how they make sales and all. I have my table, PC,free wifi lolzz...which i didn't have in the bank.

But my issue now is the environment..i don't like it, I feel i should be in a better place..Don't get me wrong oo.. i am super grateful am not unemployed and sitting at home..( you don't know how i prayed for a new job)..

I can't stop reminding myself everyday that am a graduate ooo with 2:1 sef..and am here in a shop...sometimes i even assist to supply to customers..we are importers so its wholesale stuffs..

I have been applying for jobs, buh i can never go back to marketing at least not the DSA type.because i know what i saw as a marketer.

I just want to know fellow Bvs, IS ANYONE in my shoes?

I will feel some how good if i know am not alone in this..

Am i over reacting..?

I have decided to enroll for a professional course, so when am done i can apply for better positions....its not easy at all.

I now envy those working in glass doors..lolz i can;t even snap a pix in that shop..mtcheeew filled with smelling belts..lolzz

God help me jawe....thankies Stella and my fellow dramarian Bvs...making SDK Blog juicy..

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CORPS MEMBER/FRESH GRADUATE NEEDED


Dear Stella,

My company is currently seeking NYSC members or very fresh (1 year) graduates for Analyst position.

Please you must be motivated, smart and hardworking. It is a fast-paced environment hence you must be willing to give it your best. We require Accounting, Computer Science/IT, Marketing and a graduate from any of the humanities.


The office is located at Lekki and we would prefer people who can easily commute to and fro the office without hassles.

Please sent email to: washingmachine122@gmail.com


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ROBBED WHILE TRYING TO HELP


Please Stella share my story so that others will learn. Thanks a lot!

Yesterday I lost my phone! Sometimes I imagine why people choose to be so deceitful, wicked and mean. This is why the genuine ones don't get help from people when they are in need. 


So I was sitting peacefully next to my Bro shop when a gentle looking man who appeared to be stranded walked up to me and pleaded to allow him make a call with my phone, he sounded so desperate and from his appearance, I swear I never suspected anything. 


He claimed to have lost his phone and wallet on his way so I obliged. I dialed the number and he started making call. I heard him arguing with the person on the end and all. Telling him how he lost his phone and wallet. Few seconds later, the number called back and I picked. The caller begged me to direct the guy properly as he can't hear him cos of the noise and music playing at the background which is true. 


He pleaded to me to help him get a taxi to where he is, I agreed. The stranded guy introduced himself and told me all the epistles about his job, what he came to do and why he was stranded. I told him to pick a drop that it will be easier and better and he agreed. I gave him #500 for his taxi cos he said he don't have any other money on him. Few seconds later the call came in again and it was for him so I gave him d phone. 


Before I could say Jack, he disappeared with my phone. Like a magic in the movies I turned and couldn't find him. I was shocked!!! Like do people still stoop so low these days just to rob people of their valuables? I borrowed a phone and called my line several times, it rang but he refused to pick. Later he turned it off. I was mad! Not because it's d end of the world but how people behave these days baffles me. U can't even help someone that claims to be in need anymore without getting Urself in some kind of trouble!


 I lost my laptop/phones/money etc when I was robbed where I served in Calabar so this new phone is just like my laptop/phone cos I have a lot of important files/documents/contacts in it. I never regretted trying to "HELP " someone that turned out to be a thief cos I know that one day, I may need someone's help. It's not a sin trying to help. You may say that I was careless or not smart, u might be right but all I wanted to do was to help someone since I have enough call credit in my phone. 


Dear Mr. Nobody, u have actually taken away any misfortune/sorrows that will come my way this year! As U have robbed me of that phone, HAPPINESS, PEACE, LOVE AND COMFORT has been robbed from u this year and beyond. Pease be kind enough to steal from someone that won't spare u until they put a Tyre on Ur neck! It hurts to loose anything in such manner especially in this hard times but I won't stop doing good! 

Friends beware of these corporate thieves, they are back in town! 

Don't let their innocent looks deceive u!

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309 comments:

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Joblesshousewife said...

Welcome Thursday IHN…I Smell Friday..
Driving (alone) windows up, AC on blast and here come …..mess lol , mess dey smell like rotten fish.. Chai wetin I chop ?I wanna collapse!!! Help!!!
Joblesshousewife

Single Mom said...

Welcome Thursday IHN



Long live SDK

DOMINA said...

Why is it that people don't like saying how much they earn?

1. Is it because they don't want people to think they have money so nobody will call them to borrow?

2. Is it because they feel the salary is small and nobody will believe they are working for that amount?

3. Is it a self esteem issue?

4. Or it's just nobody's darn business

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

*A man caught a thief at night in his kitchen. Just when the man was going to raise the alarm,the thief said:"Do you remember what I said in the Bible?I said "I will come like a thief in the night"."I have come again. Blessed are you among men that you have stayed awake as I told you." Then the man looked at the thief, smiled and replied, "Sir, you have fallen into the hands of Pontius Pilate again!
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†


Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

Anonymous said...

Men!!😳
Men!!😲
Men!!πŸ˜’
If you advise them, they think you are domineering;😁
If you don't, you are not doing anything!πŸ˜›
If they call, they are missing you;😘
If you call, you are disturbing them!😫
If they ask," where are you coming from"? They care.
If you ask, "where are you coming from"? You are nagging.😳
If they ask you anything,it's their right;πŸ‘
If you ask them, you are interfering!πŸ‘Š
If they are with their frends, they are networking.
If you are with your friends, you are gossiping πŸ’ͺ
If they catch you , you go
If you catch them, you goπŸ™„
If they care, they love you ;❤
If you care, you are possessiveπŸ™Ž
So difficult....πŸ€”
....Hats πŸ‘’off to all women who handle them

Always keep your husbands picture as mobile screen saver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & say: if I can handle this, I can handle anything!...
πŸ˜› πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜€πŸ˜˜

πŸ“’ Finally -Living with husband is a part of living.........but living with the same husband for years is 'art of living'!!!!!!! πŸ˜œπŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜€
Cheers🍺🍻🍻 to all married women who had mastered the art of livingπŸ‘ŠπŸ˜˜.

Elastic said...

A female reporter was conducting an interview with a farmer about Mad Cow Disease.

Female Reporter: "Mr. Brown, do you have any idea what might be the cause of the disease?"

Farmer: "Sure, do you know the bulls only screw the cows once a year?"

Female Reporter: "Umm, sir, that is a new piece of information, but what's the relationship between this and Mad Cow?"

Farmer: "And did you know we milk the cows twice a day?"

Female Reporter: "Mr. Brown, that's interesting, but, what's the point?"

Farmer: "Lady, the point is this: If I'm playing with your tits twice a day, but only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you go mad too?"


#ShoutOutToCinnamon
#DontQuoteMe

Bluntly blunt said...

In is here, I need drama oooooo

Classic Chic! said...

Hello IHN

Makason said...

Ihn first

Uniq Gem said...

IHN πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

Chase her.
Chase her even when she's already yours.

#MenTakeNote
#PositiveVibesOnly😊😊

Mama tee said...

Ihn is here. January is almost gone. D year is young so i am hopeful. God bless everyone. Amen.

em jay said...

Be careful of the kind of life you envy or pray for... most of these beautiful flowers with attractive petals are deeply rooted in dirty soil and shitty manures.

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

"Everyone you meet is fighting a battle you know nothing about. So be gentle & kind to anybody you meet on your way."

Bluntly blunt said...

*ihn, let the drama flow in, people de really disgrace themselves here

marriedchick said...

Wlc ihn.... Please doctors, nurses, midwives and mothers in the house how important is pelvic X-ray?

Esta Akpan said...

Hello.... I'm Olaf
Lol

miss priya said...

Good afternoon guys. Welcome IHN

Corper W said...

Welcome IHN
Beautiful faces of IHN
God bless
S/O to Oluyomi, Default Smile,Krix, Nwunye General and Barrister Oma

REXOVIC said...

I'm I early today? cheers everyone!

karen jessy said...

Make I try comment as 10th today,i may just be first anyways

amanda favour said...

Okpeke by phyno,flavour and tubaba be giving me life since morning
The song is dope!
BRB.. I'm busy

Makason said...

Beautiful faces.Una two fine..

Shantelle's Empire said...

I am horngryyy(ny).....

I want to eat the opposite of shaki!

Esther Okoro said...

IHN is here.




God Bless Everyone.

White Eagle said...

First to comment! Welcome IHN

calabar chick said...

Your sighnout pic is bae stelz!
Congratulations on your testimony poster.

olami4eva said...

IHN is here

Quality Madam said...

Today i decided to check Ihn early, with the hope of getting airtime.

uche emmy said...

Beautiful thursday, the week is almost over. Having fun with Agege bread, ground nut,and cold plastic Pepsi. Life is not dat too serious. One love

white Berry said...

To the coward always going anonymous mode calling herself a scammer, I think i never scammed you and never as far as I can remembered never scammed anyone as well. You seems a backward bittered soul, to still remember something of last year, please get yourself busy so it can occupy your memory. Bittered soul

Smiles said...

Almost weekend


I'm excited

popeyes said...

Biko, what happened in the BBNaija house? Wetin do Tall Thin Tony body wey make every housemate dey cry? Abi he no get penis? or hin be Hemaphrodite?

calabar chick said...

Be warned Mr Samuel!
You should hide your ugly face in shame for duping people and still having the effontery to post here...Be careful.

becky naka said...

Good day every one (hope that's not someone's name in Zimbabwe) I came to Read comments.

Ife oluwa said...

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Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Eeya, so sorry about your phone... Nemesis will sure catch up with him....

Teemahs_hub said...

True talk at ur sign out,envy over nothing... Live ur life my people.Govt job where are you,me searching for u since forever.

Makason said...

Congrats @ Blog visitor, that got a new job..
Congrats dear..

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Congrats to the 2 faces of IHN una fine.

Congrats to all looking for jobs and those who got good jobs, may God bless you all.

I would have applied for someone looking for nanny job but i dont have her cv. The lady is good.

God bless everyone. Make i continue doing my work.

Una good afternoon ooo

Uzu Anwuli said...

Sigh

Serendipity said...

Ihn... Brb

Blackberry said...

Congrats on ur new job.

Bv, if u don't like ur environment, resign naa, hahahahaa.

Anonymous said...

SnM update: I was bored last weekend so I decided to hang out with a guy who I've been chatting with for a while now. The date went horribly wrong. In fact it was an epic disaster! During the course of our date I discovered that Mr SnM has body odour. It was really terrible especially when he had to adjust on his seat or raise his hands while talking. The only option I had was to inhale the perfume I had applied on my clothes all through the date. I've been in shock since then and I've also been thinking about how to tell him about his condition. I recently discovered that Mr SnM has deleted me, good riddance to bad rubbish. Incase you are reading this, now you know why I didn't reply your messages and calls. Also I would advise that you see a doctor and invest in a variety of perfumes and deodorants.

ZIONA said...

that job story got me,cause im facing the same thing now,ive been applying for other jobs but nothing yet,ur story just gave me hope.thanks.

Laeffizy said...

Copied: MOVES TO ISLAMIZE NIGERIA: MY RESPONSE.

The Moslems are trying to Islamize Nigeria because Christians are not Christianizing Nigeria. How did the white man evangelize Nigeria through the CMS, RCM, SIM, Methodist, Baptist and other agencies? By building schools and hospitals and offering their services at subsidized rates.

Some years ago, my mother needed eye surgery to remove a cataract. We brought her to Lagos and were informed by a consultant at Nigerian Ports Authority Clinic that the best eye hospital in Nigeria is the ECWA Missionary Eye Hospital in Kano.

I took my mum there and met with highly qualified expatriates working right in the heart of Kano. The Chief Medical Director, Dr. Kiru had more degrees than a thermometer, the equipment was the best available in the country; despite the hustle and bustle of the city, the atmosphere within the hospital premises was serene. A female, German surgeon (Dr. Bahge) operated on my mum and she was discharged 4 days after she was admitted. The whole operation including tests, private ward with 2 beds and feeding cost N54,000 (Instead of N200,000 in the cheapest hospital in Lagos). Further tests later showed that my mum's eyes were like that of a 40-year old (she was in her seventies). Three years ago, a friend and I met an 18-year old girl who had run away from home, soon after she had a baby for her 20-year old boyfriend; both had absolutely no source of income. Where do we take them to? Someone told me about Ozanam house - a home set up by the Roman Catholic Church just for cases like this. After narrating the story to Rev. Sister Stella (the Head of the place), she said: "go and bring them". The girl, her boyfriend and the baby were kept in the center till her mother was located and all three were sent back home to Abuja - all expenses paid by the center. What do the Pentecostal Churches offer today, what acts of love or kindness do you receive from the average Nigerian church, what amenities are provided by the Nigerian Church whose income was estimated at 3 Trillion Naira in 2014 (when the whole Nation budgeted 4 Trillion)?

We build mega auditoriums to seat crowds mainly made up of miracle seekers and those trying to assuage their curiosity; we offer prayers mostly for prosperity and breakthrough, we give prophecies about who is standing in the way of your success and how he or she must be removed by violent prayers. In fact, our enemies, spiritual or physical, must "die by fire". Meanwhile a pastor here in Ojodu, Lagos owns 45 private cars in the midst of abject poverty. Now there is this satanic competition to know who owns more aircrafts than the other in Nigeria. Most Church members can not afford the fees charged by schools owned by the Churches where they worship.

A woman had a baby through normal delivery in a hospital owned by the Church where she worships here in Ojodu, Lagos; the bill-N150,000.

It is "Haram" (forbidden) for a Moslem to take interest on a loan given to another Moslem but a pastor I know was charged 20% interest PER MONTH on a loan given to him by a fellow pastor. By the 6th month, the interest had exceeded the principal sum.

Ok, let's keep sending WhatsApp messages asking for prayers against Moslems who are aggressively promoting their religion using any means necessary while we focus on getting as many people to our breakthrough programs as we can (not minding whether they understand the rudiments of Christianity).

If we get enough people to pray through WhatsApp, one day God will look down from Heaven and have mercy on our prayers and force every Moslem (including Buhari and El-Rufai) to either become a Christian or die by fire, meanwhile count me out of those prayers.
Thank you.
Sam Ogoazi.

#copied#

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

face of IHN, your pose be as e get, that neck...nice pic candy but Not my CANDY.

BTW why did you choose the name "Candy" you don't look candicious to me, why not try "Tom-Tom" or "Kopiko" hahahahah just kidding o.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Welcome ihn,God is good

De Unbreakable said...

IHN😍😍😍

Pipi Lee said...

Sign out pix...loud it!!!

Wow! Wow! Wow! At the testimony, I tap.

Poster who was robbed, it is well. He has taken all your pain, sufferings and sorrows away.

crystal said...

So many vacancies today. God bless you Stella. May God's mercies find us

Lululiscious said...

I saw the lost phone story on Instagram few minutes ago. Dear Lord I tap into the testimony that looks like a lie. I'm really so bored sitting at home doing nothing.

MMM Guider said...

My dear your testimony isn't a lie, got my job immediately after service was like a dream to me, I was almost done serving when I started telling people I needed a job, then my uncle called one day the our chairman would like to see me, I got there he saw me and said I like your face I would recommend you for the job, thats how I got a job oh, when I saw the salary 500k+ as a graduate trainee engineer I couldn't believe Stella, miracles truly do happen.

Sorry for your phone oh, things are hard people are very desperate.

Empress Harlow said...

IHN is bae. Welcome
#spreads red carpet#

Single Mom said...

BV that got robbed sorry about your experience, losing phone can make someone go mad(literally), as for the corporate thief he will continue stealing all his life, I prefer to beg than to steal.


Long live SDK

Bella Nelson said...

God is wonderful, different shades of black but still beautiful. Please fellow bvs help a sister oooo, I need a job. I have apply to jobs but nothing good usually comes out. Let my story change this month. I have applied for the P.A job. I pray and hope I get this one.

HOUSE OF LAWOF said...

Sign out message is on point

Classic Chic! said...

Wow...so many stories..n vacancies.
Stay be helping pple since 16AD.

queen hadassah said...

Poster that was robbed while trying to help someone, Sorry o!. That thief will never know peace IJN! That's why once I'm outside my house I mind my business. I'm always suspicious of the people walking around me.

SDKBluntIjebuChic'*GiFTED'* said...

Pele robber victim.,that was how i was robbed two weeks ago but thank God for the gift of life

calabar chick said...

Poater working in a shop, i pity you o! Leave that job today, tomorrow someone else will be there to take over.
Instead of you to appreciate your new job u are there envying those in a glass office...mscheew!
You sound ungrateful abeg!

Anonymous said...

To the graduate that is working in shop, I shake my head for you as you're an ungrateful being, I'm a graduate too and I've worked as a cleaner, so be thankful of what you have and don't run faster than your leader (God), be in that place till he finish preparing another better place for you

Bluntly blunt said...

White beggar, are you still in the begging stage? Nawa, oluwa go see u through

Bluntly blunt said...

Ajuju

white Berry said...

Your testimony sure sound like a lie really lol, may his name continually be praised.I tape into your blessing

KIDJO said...

IHN...cool Thursday, but it ain't cool for me.why oh why..😒😒😒😭😭😭Unbreak my heart.tell me that you love me.mtcheew, abeg jor..who love epp.I can only love myself, no time for sad niggars😞😞😞.

Bluntly blunt said...

No be small resign o, ungrateful being

The General's Wife said...

How are you?
Blessings dear.

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

So my own sore throat came visiting yesterday in company of headache and fever. I tried Linda's salt and warm water method, the thing no work, na so I carry myself go pharmacy, as I reach, they said I must treat malaria too, I told them I don't have malaria and I asked them why they always look for opportunities to sell their malaria drugs. If you have toothache, they will add malaria drugs to the pain killers they will give to you, na wetin?
Na so I buy sore throat medicine begin lick am for road, reach house, carry paracetamol nack am put. Now I'm better.
Make them keep their malaria medicine jare.
Still reading yesterday's IHN comments, when I finish, I will read today's spontaneous comments.
Have a nice day all!!!

Rosemary Chidi said...

Ihn is bae.
I see beautiful faces. Una Weldone.
No job vacancy in Asaba, it's well.

Anonymous said...

Pls, what's the treatment for overly wet vagina? No infection, no discharge nor itching, lab results are not deranged, but the vagina is always wet, even when not aroused. I've tried garlic, did not yield any good result, now DH is complaining of too much wetness during love making. Pls, help a sista out. Thanks...

Bluntly blunt said...

You are a foolish somborri, instead of u to tell him and help him out, u ignore him cus u r who

becky naka said...

I like today's sign out note, poster that got a better job thank God for you, I also need a better job.

SANDY NEKY said...

Lol @Candy! You IS foine. Wooow, this is miracle that sounds like a lie indeed @madam anonymous! God really got your back. Congrats and enjoy! To the person that his phone was stolen while trying to offer kind gesture, sorry oo. Things a really happening this days. Na poverty cause am, the hunger is real. God will surprise you with another soon. Pele! Enjoy the rest of your day all.

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Quality Madam said...

God give me my own testimony that looks like a liar. I key in to that girl testimony. Bv in Abuja please i need a job asap.

The General's Wife said...

Yes. Miracles do happen.
All we need is to BELIEVE!
To keep believing!

Congrats on your new job poster. May God's light continually shine on u. Enjoy!

Manna Bee said...

Pele dear, hope you are getting better?

lagos babe said...

My happiness is overflowing and my joy knows no bounds because I've got no grudge,so my mind is as free as air. This is a good remedy to an healthy living.

The General's Wife said...

I just imagined it and I just groaned. Ouch!

Anonymous said...

I thank God for giving me this new job after searching for five years.but I cannot even save, being paid 40k, use 30k for transport, have so many responsibilities at home what will 10k do for my family? God am totally thankful but I need a testimony that sounds like a lie but it is true.

LOLO IDEATO said...

Testimony lady, do not call the amount you presently earn o. To avoid unnecessary tasking for tithe and envy

Rocky said...

LMAO.. I do this at home, AC on, I'll fart in my room (when I'm alone of course) then run out of the room away from my fart ... For my mumu mind

Manna Bee said...

It will surely end in praise.πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡πŸ˜‡

SANDY NEKY said...

Mad is an understatement my dear. Better imagined. Heheheheehe!

ijeoma julien said...

DSA(former) 'Another man's meat is another man's ish' I was once a DSA too in Stanbic IBTC bank. DSA is the worst job so far. Its man's wickedness to humanity. I resigned Dec 2016 and as GOD may have His mercy on me He immediately blessed me with a well to do husband who immediately asked me to register for 2nd degree in NOUN. I will be graduating this year. I can never thank GOD enough may HIS name be praised

Bluntly blunt said...

I don't know for them oooo, but it should be private

olami4eva said...

D opposite which is ponyon

EESAH (ORDINARY ME) said...

I said this on Tuesday and imma ring it again so you can get it..

Not everything or everyone deserves a
response! Stop reacting to all that's said to you. Take it in & reason it out to see if it needs a response. You'll save yourself a lot of headache/ trouble.

Make it a habit not to react or respond to everyone. Develop a thick skin if you have to.

Some people also need to stop sharing sensitive details about themselves or family here with their IDs coz it hurts deeply when such info is used against you

CC whoever it concerns

#I'm outtie

Bluntly blunt said...

Lol

Single Mom said...

Poster my eye teared up while reading you story, this is an inspiration to me, God I also want a testimony that will sound like a lie, God please send financial help my way so I can take my child for proper treatment and dump all these local medicine and put to shame those that believe a sickler child can't survive this stage.


Long live SDK

Anonymous said...

Common Whiteberry which kain English you dey speak like this? Just asking oooooo. No kill me abeg

SANDY NEKY said...

Lool! Enjoy

Anonymous said...

Common Whiteberry which kain English you dey speak like this? Just asking oooooo. No kill me abeg

Bluntly blunt said...

We hv hear u

Anonymous said...

Pls does anyone know how to get Whatsapp call logs?

BLOGLORD said...

Hahahahhaaha. you better pray you don't see someone you know that you have to give a ride. Enjoy your "bomb" alone.
LOL

Bluntly blunt said...

Hahahahaha, that's frog

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

number 4

Mhzzbee int'l said...

Cheers

Suoebi(Niger delta finest) said...

Lolz

BLOGLORD said...

Hahahahahahahahahaha. Elastic!!!

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha Anon 14:08 chai

Bluntly blunt said...

Who has got time for this long note?

BLOGLORD said...

#word

Default Smile said...

Ugmmmmmmm... .this is deep.



#My case is different

BLOGLORD said...

Cowleg?
*picks race

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

I'm still trying to find this funny.

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

Drama did not allow me to thank Stella yesterday for the big Shoki that she gave me as a Senior Gist Collator that 'I' is. Thank you Stells, God bless you.

Now this is one of the perks of being a gist collator on sdk blog. I'm sure so many people are eyeing that position right now, no vacancy, una hear?

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa




D'Royalty, you no well at all oo

Anonymous said...

Ponmo......lmao

Abenaa said...

Eeeeeiyaaaa, which fon was is poster?????

Amaka said...

To the lady God blessed with a miracle that sounds like a lie, Congratulations to you. I'm really glad for you & I connect to your testimony. Reading your story gave my faith/hope a lift.
Dear Lord, You have done it for your daughter, biko, remember me. I must get an awesome job this 2017. Taking care of family responsibilities ain't easy at all.

BLOGLORD said...

Sometimes we just have to take that step.
Courage and determination is everything. You never know when it pays off.
Congrats on your new job!

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Bittered? Waoh πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

Favour A said...

Lol... My dear... na the penis own i deh reason o... Y biggie no show us sef

Stellas Cookies and Cream said...

Its not my style to do this but i have to.Poster of ' testimony that sounds like a lie and the other BV that is searching for a better job, please its STAFF(be it 1,000,000,000) not STAFFS.
Congrats on your new job and i pray you other BV gets a better job.

Thank you,

Serendipity said...

All of the above dear.

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

in pregnancy? if yes, i leave d docs to answer that coz i wasn't asked to do that while preggy. but i know its not healthy exposing for baby. but if it was recommended by your gynea then there could be a reason for that.

Intelligentsia princess said...

IHN is hotter than fire..

Anonymous said...

U have started now till they ll remember u.

Anonymous said...

Emjay. I have a crush on you. How can I get in touch with you

Kay Bee said...

Bv working in a shop. Be grateful. I work in a class door n I'm bn owed 3 months salary. I work Saturdays too. Yes I ve 3 years experience. If I no tell u, u no go know. Forget pix. Save up money n keep applying. Who glass office epp?

Fluffy cake by Big Mamma Lagos 07056157039 said...

Nice one!

Priceless Jewel said...

hahahahaha!

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

i wish he could come and write why he deleted you too.

Mao Akuh said...

Enjoy
God bless the givers.
Madam testimony, God is always there when we call. Keep trusting him

Priceless Jewel said...

All of the above.
lol...

REXOVIC said...

Is anyone writing CIPM Exams? Intermediate 1.......I will like to connect with you pls....thank you

Default Smile said...

Stella...there are strong rumors that Buhari is dead and d VP is under duress to resign. Kindly use your atenna for us o...lets know our state as a country.

#My case is different

Pipi Lee said...

Lmao...crucify him!

Pipi Lee said...

Lol

avondah said...

why would a guy ask for how much you earn on a first date ???

Serendipity said...

All these schemes ripping ppl off hard earned money, God ll expose u all. Samuel be warned! There's enough suffering in d land. Don't be the cause of another's pain.

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooo...hell will let loose.

Tetrina said...

WORD!!πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Sexy Candy YumYum (MIND SO MILITARY) said...

*its not healthy exposing baby to xray*

Pipi Lee said...

Lmaoooooooo...all hell will let loose.

Tetrina said...

Hahahahah...oh Shantelle!😚

MMM Guider said...

Nwa G I Don old for the job oh that was 2012. How my babies?

Pipi Lee said...

Roundabout or khanda?


Hahahaha

Serendipity said...

Are you angry he deleted you or you are angry he has body odour? Seems to me u remembered the body odour cos he deleted you. U didn't tell him now u r telling us. What to do with this info now? Remember d golden rule always, do unto others....

Mao Akuh said...

Miracles exist, I got mine just 10 days to POP. God is indeed faithful.

beeolah said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

That's how a man walked into my tailors shop last week,he knelt down begging for money she gave him.it was when he left she noticed her phone wasn't on her table anymore.she couldn't find the man or the phone.we need to be extra careful

Anonymous said...

You are a thief. You that people helped duty money but you could not acknowledged it until you were called out.

Ole oshi making mouth, instead of you to lay low for life.

BLOGLORD said...

Well said Eesah

Pipi Lee said...

Kikikiki...be nice.

IFEANYI NWA NSUKKA said...

i quit my teaching job today . I'm tired and frustrated. cant believe i was flogged by my headmistress . I've had enough!lord please send a helper my way,😒i need another job and i reside at ikorodu.please i dont want a teaching job again

Super mama said...

Things are happening
During our two-days church program last weekend, our pastor said we should pray for our kids against untimely death and initiation into occult kingdom. As we were praying, a woman just started shouting that fire is burning her body that we shuld stop the prayer. They took her to the alter and she was commanded to start confessing. She confessed that she have initiated 7 children in the neighbourhood into witchcraft and that one is in the process of been initiated. She said that the child have been missing from home for two days and the parents have been look ing for her. But that she is in the tree where they do meetings tied down. She said the initiation will be over in 7days and the girl will go back home and lie that she was kidnapped, she will say she don't remember anything about the kidnappers or their location. The pastor now sent people to confirm and they came back with the parents of the girl that she is missing truly. She was rescued with prayers in the long run. And parents were warned not to allow their kids to be too close to a neighbour. The girl was practically living in that witch woman's house as she has kids who are the same age with the girl.

MhizVee said...

Lol.....this cracked me up real hard. Nice 1

Blessing Jackson said...

That job testimony got me, and I key into it. Lord I want to testify also, you know my deepest desire, please grant it Lord

Anonymous said...

Fam pls help me out. Does ult cycler still exist? Are ppl still collecting their money? I registered since December and I haven't gotten a dime from them. Somebody fill me in pls

SANDY NEKY said...

are*

Anonymous said...

Na really God go see am tru
#idiotic#white#beggar

Lora said...

Wow,so true!
Tankiu

Lora said...

Hahahaha...nice explanation

Anonymous said...

Abeg nor just bring up mata wey don die. U never do wetin b4? Guy rest abeg.

Folly Realwoman said...

I'm still reading all the drama for two days ago, Pls house what is Ebot? I see droyalty adding it to comments.

Anonymous said...

THE RUMOR ABOUT PRESIDENT BUHARI OF NIGERIA

A while ago there was a rumor that President Buhari of Nigeria died in the UK but many dismissed it as a mere rumor.

People of Nigeria, get ready for the worst because it is not a rumor but a reality.

Buhari was rushed out of Nigeria in the middle of the night two days before his official leave, and was flown in an air ambulance to the UK for a major surgery. The surgery required that he undergo an organ transplant but his body rejected the new organ due to his age. Though not dead but he is in a vegetable state right now

The doctors actually asked him to officially resign because they were not too sure of the success of the surgery but he refused and they went ahead with it. Sadly, Buhari did not survive the surgery and the outcome is being kept a top secret/

Fellow Nigerians, you are being deceived right now because there is a high powered meeting being carried out by Gen. Ibrahim Babangida and the Northern governors and they are planning now to remove the Vice President; as we speak.

Chief Obasanjo and Goodluck Jonathan are not part of this plot and that is where there will be trouble. There is a serious clash about to happen in Nigeria and it will be very bad. God has revealed this to me long before Gen. Buhari got into power that he was going to die during his reign.

Something is about to happen in Nigeria and please you people should not take this warning lightly. start buying food in the house because it will not be funny. Mysteriously too, I do not see the Vice president taking over power because there are strong forces against him already.

PLEASE BE WARNED

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Its mostly low income earners that hesitate because humans will estimate your worth based on your income

Candy said...

Lol. Sexy Candy, u no well ooooo. No be only kopiko (which happens 2 b my fav sweet)

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

As in soo not funny, everybody wants to crack dry jokes. Mtcheew

Anonymous said...

500k for graduate trainee? This ur story be as e get o.

Kay Bee said...

Aww. This is nice.

Candy said...

Thank u Sandy

Anonymous said...

Amen dear ( stella cookies and cream)..and all other bv who prayed for me..i tap into the testimony bv, for a better job..

and to those who said am ungrateful...lolzzzzzz the other lady even said Ungrateful Being..hahahahaha....omo i tear laff oo..buh seriously sis am not ungrateful...
God knows too well.
Buh why do pple conclude one is ungrateful when you refuse to remain on one level for ever???? abi them tie my placenta for the shop ni??? biko biko bye..

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

Number 4

MhizVee said...

Hi guys, please can someone recommend good seasonal movies for me, something that has to do with crime and investigation. How to get away with murder is top on my list. So please kindly recommend movies of that nature.

I stopped watching movies a long time ago cos of work. I want to resume again.

Hi Becky Divine. I love ur personality here

Kay Bee said...

Amen

Lora said...

Hmn...very deep

Anonymous said...

It's your love
It just does somethin' to me
It sends a shock right through me
I can't get enough
And if you wonder
About the spell I'm under
It's your love
Oh, baby - TIM MCGRAW


Gosh, I need to get a grip of myself

Keesha said...

Congrats dear
See how happy I am for you..
I tap into this your testimony and pray that the God that did yours will surely answer me and suprise me beyond my expectations
In Jesus Name, Amen.

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Gosh , i wanted to start correcting your blunders but they're just too damn much*

Candy said...

Yaaaaaay. My pic made it. Stella, it's just normal big braids ooo (with xpressions attachment)

Kim Kardashian Aka portable queen of sdk blog said...

πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•.....whiteberry,is not that easy to forget naa
Is fresh In our memory,so deal with ur shit

Lora said...

Really ungrateful! Asking stupid question... Arindin

Anonymous said...

@default smile, u got the words out of my mouth. Very deep.

Anonymous said...

First face of IHN, don't goan break ya neck o. Hian.
Y'all living out your fake lives and fantasies on stella's blog should start paying rent o and while you are at it, consider rethinking your options before its too late. Rolex chick should be having a selah moment by now. Hahaha, am still trying to wrap my head around how it happened. How someone just carried her own hands and parted her own nyash wide open for everyone to see and no, it was not a mistake. That was God humbling the proud. Others take note. Y'all fake low lives are gon end up exposing yourselves one by one. No be this blog we dey? Make we dey look na.

Choi!x2 = Choi!Choi! said...

My spirit is telling me that Eka joy is the anonymous that insulted Chikito whom Chikito placed curses on. The reason is because Eka did not curse chikito back on the day Chikito mentioned her unborn children and family, she had to wait till yesterday when Chikito cursed that anonymous before she came under her to place her own curses on Chikito siting the mention of her family and unborn kids as the reason. Why didn't she do on Spontaneous post or IHN of Tuesday? Instead she was forming she can't curse back bla bla bla. Why wait till Wednesday before cursing her back? Eka also went anon to return back the curses to Chikito in 100folds, she is the anonymous.
Eka joy likes going anon to defend herself too and cuss out people, she also trolls in anon mode, God will open her yansh one day. Meanwhile, Eka joy go for deliverance in MFM from those curses, they were from a pained and wounded heart.
I'm outtie!

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Some months back, I boarded an uber from Ikeja to VI. I released one(didn't know it will smell)πŸ™ˆ the driver removed the air freshener from the carton and placed it on the AC vent. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

It was not funny though. Shame wan kill me.

SWAG LAFRESH said...
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Queen of Queens aka Boo's Barny said...

1M likes

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

D'Royalty, sore throat, cold and catarrh are strong signs that malaria wants to creep into your body. I learnt this the hard way in 2007.

ella said...

question...
please is it possible for a guy to know if his woman has cheated on him when he is inside her? Boo is coming back nextweek after 9months in US, He keeps telling me he will know if i have done it with someone else once his inside me. I am scared cause i have,(covers face) just once and it didn't even last upto 2min, i pushed him out(wasn't feeling it) he did not even come sef. felt so giulty and cried eehhh( I had serious issues with boo then we almost broke up so i wanted to move on whilst the affair.) I lied to him that i haven't so i can't change now. I can't walk straight because of serious kegel excercise(lol). so please house answer me, will he know? promise never to misbehave again. His hinting marriage and i am madly in love with him. Pls help a sis.

Anonymous said...

stella enuf of the shade and memes.you sef like trouble. that idiot chikito and stupid rolex thought u had their back yesterday. but u were putting them up to be dissolved by bvs. your really a drama queen and mother of dramarians.
as for those two i don't care what so-called relationship you 'think' you have with stella outside this blog, she no send you oh! better wise up.shes only after her money. im not so wowed by the things you two say because i live and equally good life and better sef.but many on this blog can't say so. so better stay calm.who even approves comments of anonymous wishing someone madness if you say 'i know who she is'?wicked woman and her begging clan.tufia!5 years and counting i have no I.d.and after yesterday i was sure i made the right choice.if you like no post am for at least you read am.

olaedo said...

I tap into your blessing because I need a miracle that looks like a lie.
Congratulations on your new job.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Hot dog

Anonymous said...

I had a ct scan pelvimetry when I was pregnant, my gynae asked me to do it when my baby didn't engage, it was found out my pelvic was Too narrow for the baby, which saved my life, so it is important you do it if prescribed.

Anonymous said...

As in ehn,una de try o, I was a full staff at d bank and was transferred to marketing, yet I resigned, I can only imagine how dsas feel plus they are treated with zero respect. Am sorry but I think it's better to be jobless than to be a marketer at the bank, full staff or not.

Anonymous said...

The correct thing is; I pray you other BVs GET a better job not gets!!!
Madam Mumu correcter!!!

SANDY NEKY said...

Nos 4!

Ed said...

God please I need a miracle that sounds like a lie.. Kai I tap into all these job testimonies o...
Beautiful faces of IHN.....
Much love BV's!

Anonymous said...

Madam corrected, you should pray THEY 'get better jobs' not what u wrote thr!

Femilicious said...

Dear mrs Dimoko Korkus, I am so happy that you are encouraging people to love instead of hate. you are trying to be a more positive role model to your blog visitors.

Can i just ask humbly that you do not enable comments that use derogatory words against children especially babies. It's really heart breaking. We can all abuse each other or whoever but children should always be off limits. They are precious and innocent no matter who their parents are. Xxx

Tayan Taylor said...

Many graduate with first class are doing worst,ungrateful being, I pray they fire you

Chidinma Gift said...

All of the above

Chidinma Gift said...

Kwakwakwakwakwa

Chidinma Gift said...

Preach sis

Nwaeliza1 said...

Chai! I mistakenly commented on LRD instead of IHN... Lmao..

And I was hailing Eka Joy oo.

AppleofGodseyeoriginal said...

Tom tom?u people will not kee me e

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