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Friday, 17 February 2017

Friday Spontaneous Post.

Thank God,It's Friday!
No School today for the Boyfriends,so I am still in bed for one more hour.....LOL







Memes for Business post will be Tomorrow Saturday,I do not have the time to compile it today so please send in the evening.If you already sent,please do not resend.

In case you are already up and about,have a good day at your place of work or where ever you find yourself.
I have a pretty busy day ahead of me and will not be online for a while,however Scheduled posts like in house news will still post.

Blog  to you later!


Kisses to Everyone.



277 comments:

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Anonymous said...

r once when my dad gave me money to pay the electricity bill but instead i bought a lottery ticket for a brand new car. When i got home, i explained to my dad what i did and he beat the crap out of me. But the next day, when my dad woke up and opened the door, outside my house was a brand new car. We all cried especially me, because the car was from the electricity company, they were there to cut off the electricity, my dad beat the crap out of me again

Ibukunoluwa said...

Its been a while I heard that sound that plays inside the cubicle of that Skye bank in my area
Let me baff and just enter and come outside so I can hear it...

I'm not in the mood for talk talk today...I just want to laugh all day but if u have anything u want me to explain...kindly ask with ur ID...if u do so under annonymous,u will answer urselfπŸ˜‚

Steffy u don remember wetin u won tell me?

Cookie how yesterday matter

Pure Nigerian... Ur character really depicts ur name and my mind is telling me u are a mother tho...God bless ur wisdom...I understand better now


Let me start going ...I'm beginning to sound like love me jejeπŸ˜‚

BLOGLORD said...

FRI-nally,
Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit's Freaky Friday!

Morning guys!

So, no be say na me holy pass but then, I found myself praying for the three people below

Highest Height, I just want you to know that I prayed for you.
And best believe,
God is on your case.
Relax and Rejoice.

Portable Viv, how body?You don drop? Time for party jollof don reach? Kisses babes

Default Smile, Your Joy has come...hold on to your faith.
..............

Elastic ha fa na? I may not LOL under your comment all the time, but dude, I LMAO most times I read. I only lock up when the joke no sweet me. #sideyes

So bruv, Shoot!

Am just feeling sooooo happy anyhow. I don't even know what am excited about. #RME

Anywaz,

Y'all have a great day!
Let me come and be going

Elastic said...

SIGNS YOU HAVE GROWN UP

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a double bunk bed is out of the question.

3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.

4. 6:00 a.m. is when you get up, not when you go to bed.

5. You spend your evenings more at home than bars.

6. You watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your friends marry and build up instead of "hook up" and "break up."

8 You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You belong to the class of 'GIVERS' and not 'RECEIVERS'.

11. You're the one calling the police because those fucking kids next door won't turn down the stereo.

12. You make babies and not orphans.


P.S. I grabbed your shout out from yesterday @Chike Teflon, na Man you be!....I see you when you nor see me!! Gracias!!!

#DontQuoteMe

Anonymous said...

Don't let ur ego write u a cheque that ur character can't cash, one single action is better than one million intentions

Chike TEFLON said...

Na wa ooo. I opened yesterday's Chronicle this morning to see that 70% BVs encouraged the poster to carry on.
Sodom and Gomorrah was destroyed because of this. We all know that sin is a sin no matter how big or small but God only destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah because of homosexual.
Even 2baba saw the vision "Sodom and Gomorrah is coming back again"
All you people saying it's nothing know deep inside your heart that it is a great sin. Stop deceiving yourself poster.

It's not as if I'm concerned but ask yourself if your mama and papa has the same sexual orientation like you will you be existing not to talk of coming to this blog to write that nonsense your called Chronicles.

Even animals don't do that and you that called yourself human being is glorifying your stupidity.

Well all I can say is that God is indeed a merciful Father.

Villager said...

Is thypin...

miss priya said...

Instead of swelling on your difficulties, focus more on the fact that God is for you and his power is at work in you.
Don't give up on the things God has placed in your heart. Keep pushing and praying he will direct you

Good morning everyone.

Uniq Gem said...

Yeah we made it. Thank you Lord.

It's pretty cold this morning. I'm so loving it.

Stella dear hailings. You go dey alright.





Positive Vibes Only 😊😊

Anonymous said...

Behind every angry man stands a woman who knows exactly what she did wrong but pretends she doesn't...

Fab Mum said...

Good morning people
How's y'all night??
I'm about to do multiple comment today.. Lol

Pastor's daughter, you are of the believe that all men are cheat. You see it as nothing and you have come to accept this. I'm just here wondering why you left your ex that slept with 3 of your friends on the same day according to you? Why dear..? Why didn't you applaud him and kiss him and continue the relationship. Since they were just side dish to him ? Or you couldn't stay with a cheat?? How many other ex did you leave because they cheated?? Why are you leaving them when you believe men must cheat


This is not a call out o
Nah just question I ask πŸ™†πŸ™†

Sassy Meruche said...

Off to work,be productive today.Don't be a waste of sperm...God morning all,and happy weekend in advance.

Barr. Oma said...

My dear, get your fire back, it's not over until God says so. Start believing again. Start dreaming again. Start pursuing what God put in ur heart. God bless U
I wish Annia a peaceful rest in the Lord's vineyard

Fab Mum said...


@lafresh and @Trinity
You guys were right. It was my girl that didn't understand the woman well. The lady told her she can't give her the big fish anymore for 3pcs 1200 but 2pc for 1200 unless she was going to buy the smallest sizes . But my girl interpreted differently to me. I was like oh, thank God. Because spaghetti and beef doesn't just work for me.
I think palm oil is cheaper now
Because the lady I gave money to buy for me from the east bought more than I expected ...

Favourite Girl said...

Pls bvs say a word of prayer for me, pls beg God to grant my requests in Jesus name, Amen.

Cathryn Praise said...

Good morning bvs. May the weekend bring good tidings and beautiful blessings.

Isaacson said...

No matter what you may be going through, there is always someone going through worse. Be grateful for your life and look at the positives.

GOOD MORNING EVERYBODY

Villager said...

*wolks awt of hut*
*peaks up mic*
*pawas mic*
*clairs trote*
*stats reedin*

No 11 Burukutu Vilege Rd,
Burukutu Vilege,
17th Febuhari 2017.

CONDOLENGTH MERSERGE TOE MRS STELA OFA THE PARZING AWARE OF HA MURDER-HINLAW, PREZENTHIRD BY VILEGER HON BEHAFF OF THE GUD PIPO OF BURUKUTU VILEGE.

Deer fren, toe the SDK farmili, we extain awa hat-felt simparty. Eat was a saddin chum-chin wen we wer heat by the nius of the parzin ontu glowry of yhua murder-hinlaw.

Sum pipo cum intu awa laifs, leaf futpreents on awa hat an we ah nefa the sem. Loozin a gud murder-hinlaw can be hextrimly tof, as yhu maybe loozin a sores of strent, harpiness perharbs consistaincy. Pslm 116:15 ses " preshurs in the site of the Lord is the dathe of a cent"; yhu maid horse hondastan that Anny leafed a gret laif hense diss day beeing a day of celebrashion for a laif whale spaint, jos laik wot the bibo ses in Ecc 7:1 "a gud neme is beta than a preshurs ointmaint, n the day of dathe, than the day of laif. Ones hagain, asept awa hat-felt condolength, may yhu bee comfourted by the awt-pooring of loff sorawndin yhu.

Abram Lincon sed " in the end, eats north the yaers in yhua laif that cownts, eats the laif in yhua yaers. Lates ponda on diss.

A'dew Mama.

Yhuas fatefooly,
SighnedπŸ“ˆ,
Vileger.

Anonymous said...

YOUR EX IS NOT YOUR FRIEND
:
Are you a friend to your Ex? do you talk often?
Are you always chatting, Meeting up, etc? If the
answer is yes to any of these questions then the
man or woman you call Ex is not.
You can't be friends with your Ex, and this
particular topic is causing a lot of mayhem in
many relationships; one spouse is comfortable
talking to the ex, while the other wonders ‘what
at all do they talk about’? Why did they let that
relationship go? Their response is, ‘I can't hate
my Ex, he or she is just a friend’.
Love usually starts from being strangers, to
friends, then lovers. Anytime the love is over, you
get back to your default status which is
strangers who are familiar; not enemies and it
doesn’t mean you hate your Ex.
Familiar in the sense of what we once had or
shared, but the relationship, feelings and what
we once shared is dead. What is left in the
archives is history. Because we are no longer
together, there is nothing to talk about or
celebrate for we have learnt our lessons and
moved on.
No matter how good a medicine or drug is it can
only work best before death, but after death
nothing can be cured. It is same with
relationships. Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love.
The only time friendship is possible after love is
when love is still present and not gone at all.
The only time medicine can cure is when death
has not occurred; if the medicine still works then
one is not dead yet or just pretending to be
dead.
Being an Ex means thank you for your time,
relationship, love, experience, memories. We are
done and have moved on. This is why you need
all the time to examine your relationship and be
sure if you need some space to think things over
or really want to end it. If you don't do this
process right, you always cause trouble for your
next relationship.
It even has the power to spark cheating,
insecurity or even end your new relationship
prematurely. When there are unresolved
conflicts, lack of affection and satisfaction, one
is tempted to go back to the Ex. Anytime
something goes wrong, you are quick to compare
your relationship with what you had with your Ex.
Since attention breeds affections, constant
communication with your ex can start a
relationship you never planned. Again, talking to
your Ex can most at times bring back some
memories which can send you back into each
other’s arms.
Never make your partner feel insecure if you
really love them and want to be with them. Make
them your only one, not your number one with
the Ex on the bench waiting for an opportunity to
correct their mistakes or win your love.
If you can lose someone you never dreamt of
losing which is your Ex, please replace them with
someone you never dreamt of having and stick to
them by choice...
A word is enough for the wise!!!
So stop fooling yourself

CHI EXOTIC said...

Sorry have been Mia for two days Had program in church
I know some people have been waiting to know how my date went huh? wait no more!

So the date was for 7pm, but this guy did not show up not until few minutes to 9.
I was already getting furious
How dare he keep me waiting? My mum had already started laughing at me that I just glammed up for nothing that he's not coming
Well, he called me and said come down stairs!
I went down and got into his car and he didn't even say sorry for not keeping to time, but only brought out one small wrapped something and gave it to me.
I opened it and there was a beautiful Dior sunglasses . I loved it.
That was my first designers shades

I managed to force a smile and said thanks
I asked him to give me some time let me go change into my see through pants and black crop top
Yeah I couldn't wear the black bodysuit cause when I tried it on earlier there was some folds around my waist .unwanted fat won't let me be great
I went up stairs changed and wore my glass heels, carried my small arch color purse and came down.
I looked beautiful and glamorous
My makeup was A1 and I stretched and packed my hair in pony. My natural hair is 14 inches.
Well I came down and our val started.
He drove to one place at festac and asked me what I would drink, I said vodka.
He was so surprised, guess he never knew I take alcohol , well I do, but once in ages
We started drinking and I started getting tipsy, but I had to maintain so he wouldn't take advantage of the situation.
He held my hand and said come let's go
We got into the car and for the longest this guy was driving.
The next place I saw myself was ikeja renaissance hotel.
Why bring me to a hotel? I didn't want to be too rigid so I just went with the flow.
Guess he had already booked the room before hand.
At this point I was really drunk and let myself go
I just went to the bed with my full made up face and just lay there.
Then he said, babe am coming
Chai, I started having evil thoughts
What if this guy went to get cutlass/ charm from his car?
Or what if he's going to call his fellow ritualists to come and feast on my blood? I don't even know this guy's house
Only know he's a businessman and he drives infiniti fx45.

He came back with another small bag and gave it to me and said go shower and change into that
He got me a beautiful white nightie! I think it was that point I freed my mind
Can't remember the last time I was treated so well
I showered and changed and when I got out from the bathroom he was making some business calls, but when he saw me he ended the call and came to me and said Chioma I really like you
I like you more when you're not wearing makeup and we just laughed
I look really innocent when am not wearing makeup.

And the icing on the cake was when he brought out his phone and started playing Runtowns Mad over you.
Aww so sweet
We started dancing and I was so lost in his arms
Funny enough he didn't speak ibo at all. Lol

We were so touchy with each other and I gave him a kiss and said thanks for everything that you've done for me tonight
I retired to the bed and covered myself with the sheet cause my legs were aching a little
He went to shower and came to join me later and held me so tightly
We cuddled and sleep off

We didn't have sex!
So you don't believe that we didn't have sex?
Y'all are not believers aswear
I would have loved to,but being celibate for a long time has reduced my sex drive
Besides I had deliverance program in church the next day
It was a night to remember
The best val I've had yet .

Lady C said...

Yesterday chronicle was sooooo lit,so many anonymous are lesbian some even confessed with their id.I already learnt a new word "tribbing".
Some bv's were telling her to follow her dream,so being a lesbian or gay nw don turn dream,kuku kill me!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Phew! Good morning all....have a lovely day.

CrazyHornyWife said...

How do ladies cope wit mentrual/ovulation migraine???
Taking ibuprofen almost everymonth to prevent it/reduce the ache has caused ringing in my ear (tinnitus) 😑😑😑😑

Makason said...

Good morning everyone with a good heart...

Stella,the Lord is your strength..
It is well..

Off to hustle,God,remember me in this month of investment and pick my call..

My year of EVIDENCE loading.

Rocky said...

Good morning all!!! Isn't it amazing? Amazing
Isn't it surprising? Surprising... Lol

Woke up with a sore throat after all my screams from the quick kissing the HMs were catching yesterday in BBnaija, hot water and salt to the rescue!!!
Bae alert today, catch ya later!!

lagos babe said...

Good morning peeps!
Still in bed,waiting patiently and excitedly for tomorrow to arrive,so many things already in place.
I have an engagement party to attend later today,it was my favourite part of wedding ceremonies.

miss priya said...

My deepest sympathies go out to you and your family during this difficult period. May you and your family find the comfort and peace that you seek and may the soul of Annie rest in peace Amen.
Take heart Stella.


I wish you all the happiness in the world! ...
Happy birthday to you princess Yori Yori love me jeje wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart.
Here's to another year of success, health and happiness… ...
A birthday is a most special day in one's life. ...I hope you have a wonderful Birthday filled with Love & Fun!
Sorry this is coming late but manage.

Istanbul said...

So loving this weather,very cold.

miss priya said...

My deepest sympathies go out to you and your family during this difficult period. May you and your family find the comfort and peace that you seek and may the soul of Annie rest in peace Amen.
Take heart Stella.


I wish you all the happiness in the world! ...
Happy birthday to you princess Yori Yori love me jeje wish you all the best from the bottom of my heart.
Here's to another year of success, health and happiness… ...
A birthday is a most special day in one's life. ...I hope you have a wonderful Birthday filled with Love & Fun!
Sorry this is coming late but manage.

Atheist ™ said...

I just watched a video of 6 blindfolded kids (9-10yr old) in a room, with their mothers, & asked to located their mum simply by touch & smell, lol.... Amazing result. Why do most of them reach out for the breasts, i jst don't know, lol, most passed though.

Makason said...

Yori yori princess,loveme jeje Happy belated birthday, May you live long and prosper...
More of God's blessings and favour to you noe and beyond...


Alabi Ganiyat said...

I.have class by 9am. Let me go and bath joor.. Jumat Mubarak peeps

Fab Mum said...

I saw your shout out late Nma
You are so pretty
Like really pretty
No wonder trolls didn't want to let you rest
I wish you the best marriage has got to offer. And I wish you beautiful children like you

When I saw Stella comment on ihn about cookie, I was like what is Stella sayinf? Thank God you came and cleared the air on, even though it wasn't robust like I wanted because that girl is the calmest blog visitor here. I knew you couldn't just have been talking about my cookie. She doesn't look for trouble and doesn't even respond to trouble seekers. She is my personal person.

Cinnamon Apple said...

God's got you Stellacious,take heart. Morning lovely BVs.. Ibk😘😘😘

GALORE said...

Kisses


Good morning



To go to school is the toughest thing in life after recession




Ayam going to sukull






@Galore

Lilly simple said...

Kisses to you too
Morninggggggggggggg beeveeeessss

OLATEJU ADENIJI said...

Yayyyy!!! TGIF...I love fridays

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Top of the morning to you beautiful bvees, in a happy mood today,
Guess what? TGIF!! My best day, i just love fridays ;-)...
Stella i pray for a successful event for you and your family, and strength too..
Shalla to the sdk fam, God bless yall

Anonymous said...

Happy harmattan to you all. Stella kisses to you too.
Please any advice after breakfast will be feeling sleepy, even when I go out, will be yawning. I no longer find this funny.

Anonymous said...

Eebo hoes and wizards how una dey? Stupid Ada Owerri aka fab mum so when people are dishing your primitive tribe medicine back you are feeling pained?

OK, u said u know a blog visitor known for his protectiveness about his tribe, well don't you think we are very down to earth and accommodating if it is only one person that is known as yoruba tribe champion upon on the biles being poured poured on us by eebo hoes and wizard.

I can now understand why landlords always refused to give una accommodation. As much as you gate this tribe, then you are all bastards by still staying in their state.

Favour A said...

I love fridays... Good morning everyone... Off to class... Bye.. Don't forget to smile today..

Becky Divine said...

Good morning all
Beautiful and Fruitful day to us all. Our God is an AWESOME GOD
I LOVE HIM DIE!!!!

Shout out to all the lovely people here... y'all ROCK

And Stella, May your mother in law's beautiful soul rest in perfect peace... Amen. I pray everything goes as planned for you guys today

Cecilia Solomon said...

Thank God is friday . Stella of life, today am v happy . I ate my cake n still have it . Uwa bu pawpaw

I am king EZE said...

I would like to express my sincere appreciation for all the wonderful wishes ,it definitely made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!!
Ibk.
Sandy neky .
Beloved.
Amanda favour .
Swag la fresh.
Pure Nigerian .
Missslynn .
Issacson.
Chike teflon.
Iphie dearie .
Becky Divine.
Coper W.
Sabangodo Ota cutest .
My birthday mate ' the official tea drinker .
Anonymous.
You, yes you... thank you all.

sexy Daddy said...

Is a very beautiful morning today.Stella u be case oooo why did you used that my old picture for face of IHN leaving out the much better ones I sent to you hahahhahhahh.Its OK dear.My condolence to the lost of your mum in law. In other news,I was so busy yesterday to reply to the wonderful people here that appreciated me and NY son.I really love you guys.And to the stupid annon that was throlling me yesterday na me make you miserable? Why not go and carry your pant weyy u baff!because I no greeee donate for you,and its your sperm I donating?.So put some sugar in your soul,and you will be fine oluku iberibe!check your dictionary for that word. Love you guys I appreciate.

Anonymous said...

How far Isaacson the simpleton? Are u done with eating the gala, kulikuli of yesterday? Oya come and take 300 naira to buy another so that keep quite or develop your own mind if you know u don't have to kiss all the eebo hoes asses in this blog.

No wonder your pple organised a thanksgiving and welcome party to an international and convicted criminals.

Miss Ess said...

Kisses to you too Stella. Be strong

Anonymous said...

There is harmattan dis morning in benin, infact for d past 3 days...... Been wondering about wat dat pastor said, so me dat wears my husbands buxers n singlet will not go to heaven? Bt i no get house cloth na!

viva ciara said...

Good morning everyone.
Dunno if my mail delivered Stella.

I saw myself crying yesterday. My son got admitted into Children's ward cos of a terrible fall he had. There comes a little girl( should be about 10yrs) with the mum. Mum said she was raped by a man aged 37. Jeez, the girl is walking like she has a big stick inbetween her legs. I learnt from the Drs that her womb has been displaced.
The thing is, i have read a lot of sexual abuse but never in my life come across one eyeball to eyeball. It's a very sad thing.
I felt for her, i cried. Asked the mum about the man and she said he's in police custody.
I'm afraid the man could be let out, Nigerian police. How can this case be taken further than police so that this man can rot in jail? I only have the mother's contact.

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Morning my beautiful people of kano,
Morning my beautiful people of sdk.
Morning boo boo
Morning olu eve
Morning love me jee
Morning Kevin baby
Morning to all you my secret admirers lol I love una all.
Morning my haters hope you all slept well? Lol
Morning la fresh
Morning queen and boss, where have you been this woman?
Morning chile
Errrrm if I forgot your you sef good morning.
May the soul of Annie rest in perfect peace. Amen.
I am loving Kano state mhen.









*hangs leg on the wall*

Yvonne said...

Have a great day Stellss. May Oma's soul rest in peace...kisses to the boyfriends. yaaaay!!!!Thank God it's friday.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Still in bed. No going to work. Trying to watch my telemundo but Nepa with their foolish don take πŸ’‘.

Fasting Day 2 for women looking for the fruits from God. God is great.

Shout out to Sandy, Bloglord, Tetrina, Kidjo, Isaacsoon. Cookies, Priya, Lafresh, TGW, Favour, I am looking for my list, hope I did not leave it in Pastors office as I was running out. You all know yourself and just to let you know that God Almighty will continue to bless you all Amen.

Today is my Aunt burial. I wish the children great comfort and to my mom and all affected by the death. God will comfort everyone of us.

Gave them my car to use for the long journey. Thank God for everything because Every thing Written about Him is Great. My Case is really different.

Will drink my tea in the afternoon. I can't miss it because it drives away ulcer and stomach ache. Make una come join my Tea Party.

Love you all

Cookie said...

Morning Everyone.....

Tetrina, thanks for those words yesterday😘😘😘😘

And thanks to those that passed vote of confidence on my behalf yesterday when Stella made her 'mistake'... See why I love you guys??? 😘😘😘😘

Errrrrrrm, I'm hungry, lemme eat and come back to 'kiss/lick' some ass

Olori footwear said...

My condolence on the passing away of your mother in law.

em jay said...

Una good morning.
Shout out to my darlings.

porch baby said...

am at work and my office is looking more pretty than ever before(new interior decor)wink loving my new sofa ....
feeling all blue and sweet.
on another note i cant wait to get home today need to watch some movies and sleep long asin ehn sleep belleful loool

have a sweet weekend peeps

Nmasinachi said...

TGIF! Looking forward to the weekend.

I'm thinking of going natural, but I don't think my scalp can survive it. My natural hair is stronger that kinky attachment, no joke.

Smooth passage to you MIL Stellz.

Have a great day people.

OSNAC said...

Still nursing my legs, the kind of fall I fell yesterday night in front of a super-market was out of the world. Shame no gree me look up...Broke a nail in the process, thank God I no fix nails. Cha! See sorry oh! From left, right and center. Some men asking me can you walk home? Let me drop you.... Hubby didn't know what happened cos he was in the car, na when the man saw guys helping me carry bags e rush come chance them. (Hope they show care and love to their women same way?) Hahahhaha I enjoyed the pamparing sha! But the pain no be here.

OSNAC said...

Still nursing my legs, the kind of fall I fell yesterday night in front of a super-market was out of the world. Shame no gree me look up...Broke a nail in the process, thank God I no fix nails. Cha! See sorry oh! From left, right and center. Some men asking me can you walk home? Let me drop you.... Hubby didn't know what happened cos he was in the car, na when the man saw guys helping me carry bags e rush come chance them. (Hope they show care and love to their women same way?) Hahahhaha I enjoyed the pamparing sha! But the pain no be here.

La Katie said...

There's harmattan in Lagos

KIDJO said...

Hello dears and dearies, Haters and lovers. Morning all.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Today is indeed the day that the good Lord has made and i will rejoice and be glad in it....

Thank God for life.

Have a great day people! Enjoy your weekend.

LusciousM said...

Fresh graduate.. Just packed my stuffs home 2days ago. And since then, the only talk, gist , prayer I've Bn hearing from mum and all her frnds and family, even pastor is marriage talk. 'Ehm it's time for us to know that man in ur life ooo' blah blah blah..
And to think that urs faithfully is single to stupor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

Zinny Chocolate said...

Stella, God will perfect everything for your guys today. Thank God for a life well spent.

KIDJO said...

This life is sweet jor...I feel happy and funfilled because I've washed all my dirty clothes, cleaned all the cleanable so,Now I can breathe a breath of freedomπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…..Hehehehehe...Off to work with a big cooler of food,Time to pepper my colleagues with the aroma of my foodπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Anonymous said...

So they finally paid us our January salary yesterday. Imagine!! Anyways I'm leaving the job tomorrow and without notice. That's their business. I'm relocating to Benin soon for a new job. Don't know how I'm going to cope there o. Lagos is bae but a girl has gotta move ahead. I'll have to come here to ask for new friends in Benin when I get there.
I miss this blog. Been so long I came online.
I wish everyone a beautiful day.😘😘😘😘

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Good morning everyone.thank God it is friday.

Lady j said...

Lol..hello sis how body?

Adeniji Bisi said...

Have fun dear and enjoy ur day. My good lord will continue to be with u always.


Off to my base



Mc pinky

Villager said...

Lolzzz @ waist of spaim.....
Tankio Sassi, do aff a loffly day @ the oviz.

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

So are you still single? Tell us

Lady j said...

Lord I love u more each day for always showing up in each situations especially when men fails..exceeding joy fills my heart..


Countdown..

Ralu M said...

Thank you for reminding me once more πŸ™‡

Jennex said...

At home. Still looking for job. I read Accounting, i live in lagos. My fellow bvs pls help

Villager said...

North jos yhua Coliks, yhu jos pepe me 2.

Eye warnt.. Hahah.

Nise wickend KidJoe

Lizzy Berry Weds Atheist 2017πŸ’™πŸ’šπŸ’œ said...

TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF TGIF...So happy for fridays,,, time to rest after huzzle.... Will be leaving office 11.30am can't wait to see Bobo

Lady j said...

Palm oil has always been cheap in d east..bt Benin here now hot cake.. Few days ago my boo bought 25 litres for 25k for bride price payment

La Katie said...

Everyone isn't wired the same way, know what works for you and make your choices wisely.

Cookie said...

Thanks Baibay😘😘😚😚😚😚😘😘😘😘😘

#MadOverYou



straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

I cant say how i cope, it must be God, because those days i usually think il die, no drugs work for me at all.

Cookie said...

Better go and take your drugs, it's too early to display your lack of decorum!!!

Weyrey Alasho

Ralu M said...

Is cold this morning ability is the harmarttern making a come back?
So many things on my mind...thank you Jesup for making me sleep like a baby at night if not insomnia would have become my BFF.
So many evil things happening, no brotherly love again, no love amongst spouses, people living a lie & feeling cool doing abominable things; can 2 walk together except they agree? No...it makes me weak & it's depressing. You do the right thing and you are looked at like a freak, stupid and foolish.
Thank you Jesus because in all things I know it is well with my soul.

Arianna loves Wide Eyed! said...

Loooool
I laughed eh

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

As in school is just too much, i cant deal abeg, only God knows the number of classes ive missed this semester

Eka Joy said...

She didn't applaud him cos he didnt carry his own far, he did It with her friends.

I'm also of the opinion that almost all men cheat and its something I can forgive with difficulty if u are not a chronic cheat and if u don't bring ur cheating ass close to me.

BTW, its her own belief, she's not stopping u from believing that ur husband doesn't cheat

Lady j said...

Hian..just see d way I was waiting for d gist ehen...happy for u girl..I pray dis one works out for u..

La Katie said...

Awwwwww Runtown's Mad Over You, first it was Bloggie and now this, I'm going to redo my Valentine. I cannot coman and go and carry last

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

I need the advice too, mine comes once i have my bath , il just start feeling sleepy.. yawning upandan and embarrassing myself

La Katie said...

Really? Let me go and read

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lol

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

i need this spirit, its past 9 im still in bed and i have 9' o clock lecture, yawns*

MrsB said...

Its Fri-Yay!
Gifty is a goat sha. Once a while, she forgets herself and her true paki side shows. Last night after they won their wager and were rewarded with pizza and drinks, she went 'Shuo wetin dey happen, na pizza we dey chop so!' And immediately after she reverts to 'OrrmyGorrd I've mirrsedd pirrzzaa'
Na Waahhh
Na Real Waahhhh!

orela said...

Wawuuuuu...pastors daughter in kano???
I'm sure you are enjoying kano's cool weather though Dusty...
Abeg....hit my I'D and send me a mail....I'm pretty free today.
@bee10..my banga soup o

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lmao
I think what she meant was almost all men cheat
And the reason why she left he ex was bcos he cheated to her face

Roseflower said...

So I lost 3500Euro yesterday and I still can't figure how an amount like that just disappeared from my handbag where I went to photocopy some documents for my insurance.
I'm at my wits end because I hate losing money which would have been used to solve some real problems.
I'm just so angry and moody.
Gosh!!

Precious Ibik said...

So i heard of an employment opportuinity from a reliable source and bam I'm on the next bus to Lagos after booking an appointment with the company. I'm about 30minutes early waiting for the MD to come. This job is mine. Amen.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Amen
And me too

angel light said...


Thank God its friday. appreciating God for gift of life today.in the office, would leave early because i need to make my hair. Enjoy your day everyone

Ibukunoluwa said...

Mrn brother

Anonymous said...

U r clown, my dear. Hahahahahahahaha

MrsB said...

Oh and I just said a prayer for your Mother In Law, glad she's at peace now. Kisses.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Murder in law killed meπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

SUNSHINE said...

Baby, you can mail me the truth, I no go cast you. LOL.
Meanwhile, try shed that fat. It's not very difficult.
Ditch your addiction for fufu first.

Eka Joy said...

Geez!!!! You are doomed already! No one can save u now!

Nkeghi e kpome *in nsukka language *

Uniq Gem said...

Hahahaha.

Anonymous said...

I just want to praise and appreciate my BF after reading the post of that lady that cooks fresh meals daily. My BF eats anything I put in front of him. From day old food to week old sef. I will even call him to my house to eat so I don't throw food away. The darling will gladly come without complaint. He also wash plates and clean up after the both of us if I cook in his house. I didn't know how lucky I was o with this man. Even if me know the food no too sweet or the food get comma he will always finish his food and say thank you! Chai! I love you my baby! God increase you for me o and may nothing come between us! Amen! We never truly realize what we have till another person tell their story.

The General's Wife said...

You don't know?
Wait! You mean u really don't know why u are soooo happy anyhow?

LMAO That's how one feels when the belle is on the way to enterπŸ˜‚


You forgot quickly how it works.

Villager said...

Tanks toe yhu an Gret ledy for chekking on me yesteydey.. Eye Sore eat diss moaning.

The General's Wife said...

Lol
They sound somewhat depressing but LOL these are the facts of life my dear.
Sup Elastic? Doing good bro?

Ibukunoluwa said...

Nice one
Really nice
But it would have been nicer if u fucked shaπŸ˜‚

sexy Daddy said...

Lovemeje how far?

Ibukunoluwa said...

Enjoy jare

Highness Gwen said...

Have read this stuff from Atheist before.Does it mean u copied him or he copied from u?I'm just curious

Ibukunoluwa said...

Wow
Would love to watch that

Anonymous said...

Thanks, this message is for me this is exactly my situation his current girlfriend is having a heartache over it, all I've been asking myself is how it got to this, how did I get here?

KIDJO said...

As in eh. . . . So many lesbo dey here but it's their life, e nor concern me, because as for me I'd rather gbensh a full village filled up with men than gbensh a girl like me

MrsB said...

Pele ti e

angel light said...


Thank God its friday, so happy to be in the land of the living. At work, going to leave the office soon. working half day today, going to make my hair. let me take my morning tea. Enjoy your day everybody.








Ibukunoluwa said...

Me nko
I'm the calmest😩
Cookie na second😩

Anonymous said...

*belief
*cheats

Ibukunoluwa said...

Well received fine baby😘

Ibukunoluwa said...

My dear how I go take buy foodstuffs go sch just dey make my mind cut anyhow

Highness Gwen said...

Ekaaaaaaaaaa!

Anonymous said...

Abi my sister

Iphie dearie said...

Oh That Video made me so emotional.
I never imagined such emotional,bonding Vid will interest you,or was it the boobs that got you first?

Ibukunoluwa said...

Easy
Easy
Easy tiger/tigress

Anonymous said...

I want to use this medium to apologize to Bitchplz.

i read your comment and I understand how we can easily be misunderstood because of our blog persona.

I am so sorry if that does not represent the true you. However I only picked up what I said from your comment on this blog .

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Ibukunoluwa said...

Shout out to you too

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Lol, i can relate, my natural hair is like sponge, but im still natural tho everytime i go to make my hair i swear il retouch it, i donno what is still holding me back because the pain err no be here..please any1 with solutions ill appreciate

Ibukunoluwa said...

U welcome baby😘

charitybino said...

I need money, hence I need a job

MrsB said...

I know right. Me I just try to ignore the pain. Pele

MrsB said...

I remember that video! It was so beautiful

Ibukunoluwa said...

Pele

Recession will soon be over

It is well with ur soul

I will always say a prayer for u

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Chai, sorry oh..
The day ill fall in public, i no go gree stand again..

Ibukunoluwa said...

I love wearing them too
It looks cute

Ibukunoluwa said...

Chaaaaaiii
10yrs u say😩

Uniq Gem said...

I tell you. It's so cold. I prefer it to the heat tho.

Highness Gwen said...

Enjoyment

angel light said...

Beautiful morning, happy Friday everybody

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

And in awka too..

Anonymous said...

Over sabi Fab mum, Eka joy really humiliated you with her reply. Took you to the cleaners to and fro. Even Stella don call you over sabi before. Your ITK is too much. You try so hard to paint the perfect picture of your family and to portray that you are extremely rich by asking silly questions and giving fabu stories. Ok now we know and accepted that you are rich,perfect with a perfect husband too but who u epp? Please be matured n quit being childish. Take a cue from Tetrina n Linda Eze.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lmao

Make sure u brush well befr u begin lick o

Atheist ™ said...

Parents ought to be more vigilant, pedophiles are all over like church flyers.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lol
Sorry

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Lol, better join the next snm

Ibukunoluwa said...

Yes and I love it

Priceless Jewel said...

Lol @ Frinally!
Shalla to you.

Ibukunoluwa said...

Yeye shildπŸ˜‚

Exquisite said...

Great day 4 me
D security man dat broke into my sis house in Lagos was caught yesterday in Kaduna
So so happy

Villager said...

Eat pairs toe bee gud...

Bess whishiz kooky.

Iphie dearie said...

Aaawww Chi this story should not end! I magined everything.
You took a big risk though,but i remember the risks i took and i smile,we have gentlemen out there. A lot of them.
Next time,dont go for Vodka especially if its the first time you are meeting the person outside your territory.

And yea,i believe you when you say nothing happened. Not everyone will understand this though,not everyone rolls with gentlemen that understand that not all romantic outings spells SEX!

Highness Gwen said...

Where in kano?
I want to meet u when next I'm in kano@doctor orela

Anonymous said...

Isaacson man up and stop exhibiting the traits of a fag. You have so many feminine qualities in you. Are you a toy boy? Always licking asses for stipends.

The General's Wife said...

@ Atheist,That video was soo sweet I cried. Me sef come dey wonder why I dey cry. πŸ˜‚ Then I said ok lemme watch it again and see. Hahahaha
Second time,I cried.
And third time I stil cried.

I stil wonder til today how an innocent video like that wil make peeps cry(just had goose bumps now)
Cos my friends I tagged to the vid cried.

You can hold the tears but when that sweet little child got to her mom and her mom wiped a tear,u can't hold it in anymore.

Apparently,is a "ritual" btw the two,she touches her face and her mom kisses her in a particular way. And notice she first touched all the women's fingers. She knows her mom wears a ring on her left finger.

That video is the sweetest video ever! Seriously!

KIDJO said...

Chai...so you didn't gbensh? So disappointed. That song "Mad Over You" is like an aphrodisiac to me, I get wet whenever I listen to it😍😍😍.Thank God you ain't wired up like me,hehehehehe. I'd ve raped him I swear.RunTown be making me run mad with his songsπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Lool

The General's Wife said...

Oh no Viva!
U just spoilt my day!
Oh Lord! Why do u let these evil things happen to poor babies!
Chai! Poor poor baby! 😫

Priceless Jewel said...

True talk....
Morning!

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Good morning Pastor daughter abeg come back to your former name been like dat name seriously. Pure Nigeria good morning. Thank you for the best wishes. Ibukun how are you, playful girl. Me dey jealous you ooo. Continue being yourself.

Olori Bata welcome back. How is your mum. Thank God for you. Once again God bless you all plenty.

Na wa for the lesbian post I read. All these anonymous una go kill person for this blog kai.

Oya make una tell us how the fuck dey sweet because I am team Prick. Hahahaha make una no spoil Bishop daughter Hahaha

KIDJO said...

Morning dear,πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜… I'm one of those with a good heart here..πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Ibukunoluwa said...

Lady J
Body full ground remain my sister
😘

Highness Gwen said...

Lol

Iphie dearie said...

HiiiiπŸ™‹

Iphie dearie said...

Oh God!!! The horror.. i didnt even read everything you typed.That rapist will rot in hell.

How is your son btw?

Anonymous said...

Ibukun you are a lesbian. Do not pretend you do not understand the bv question. My spec my foot. Lesbo

Iphie dearie said...

Hahahahaah
I love you!!!πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Iphie dearie said...

Sorry dear.
This kind of fall makes me laughπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

KIDJO said...

Why blame Stella for using the pic you sent her?.abi na she say make your face dry like okporoko fish own? Abeg dry bones shall rise again,So there's still hope for you ok dear, eat more beans so you look fresh like me..πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜….

Iphie dearie said...

Yes!

BLOGLORD said...

Word!
Good morning Isaac

KIDJO said...

Shut up your ass of a mouth.Agbaya.Won't you let him be?.Stop bullying people that doesn't send you.What has Ibori got to do with your madness? Awon werey

KIDJO said...

Morning Princess of SDK, So sorry about your aunt, May her soul RIP. Why you nor invite us for the burial so we go come spray small naira

BLOGLORD said...

Hahahahahahaha

Chi baby!!!!

Once that song is on play, and the mood and atmosphere is right, babe forget matter, you must gbensh pieces.

See me smiling and screaming 'ashaaawooo' (no not in a bad way).

Awww...Your val was baddest!

So, you guys in a relationship now yea?

Am glad you had fun. Wish you the very best with your catch.
Wink!

BLOGLORD said...

Hahaahahahahaaha. @ La katie

KIDJO said...

Oh dear , my swit hat, my horny pie, d onli cockroach in my calboard. I'm sorry ok. I nor mean to pepper u.


Ve a nice weakEnd

Elixir said...

Thank you my dear! That is how useless human beings have become. Just as you said... even animals don't do that. God forbid aluuu!!!

Priceless Jewel said...

Eternal rest grant to her, o Lord and let your perpetual light shine upon her.
May her soul rest in peace, Amen.

Fab Mum said...

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ˜„πŸ˜…
So jealous

Anonymous said...

This confirms that you are a complete local girl who doesn't know that most normal people don't drink Vodka straight except you have really high tolerance and a strong liver. You got tipsy because you did more than your power and probably thought you were sounding posh.lmao. What happened to the Yoruba boy, YH abi who? The guy dump you? No wonder you were insulting Yoruba's after the post where you told us about YH. All these bitter and frustrated idiots.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Thank God for this small harmattan.

Jenner and Co looking for jobs, just know that God is not asleep. He will do it.

D'royalty chai you never change. Which una ministry dey grow. U be nut case oo no wonder you be Stella BFF. Hahahaha thank you for my birthday wish ooo.

Nepa no go take their candlelight dem give someone. Getting annoyed jare.

Let me still sleep small. No going anywhere today

BLOGLORD said...

Intead of drugs, take a very hot cup of lipton tea without milk andd sugar.
Trust me, you'll be good
Quit the periodic drug use.
Cheers!

BLOGLORD said...

Hahahahaahhaaha
If my son was in that room, am sure he would have taken first position. Lol
Boys and breast shaa...lol again

orela said...

That's postprandial stupor ..it's pretty normal after a really heavy mral

lvahstherapy.blogspot.com said...

It all belongs to u.ohoh. It all belongs to u. I was able to comment after a long while.

amanda favour said...

JESUS!!!!!

Single Mom said...

Lol



Long live SDK

Single Mom said...

Lol


Long live SDK

BLOGLORD said...

OMG!
It's high term rapists are served death sentence.
10years old girl?
WTF?
Poor child. Mothers had better be very careful and should make their kids their best friends. Talk to them always, advise them every other day. Trust no-one with your kids.
Omg, I hate stories like ds, it makes me paranoid.
May God heal her. Sad

LOLO IDEATO said...

I wonder how people living with their parents spend the night out, especially when your mom knows about your date.

Big sis had a lot on her desk on Valentine's day, being someone who works very far from home, she decided to spend the night at a friends'.

I did not hear word that night, nne, it's like adanne went for Valentine with someone and lied about work. Nne, I've trained y'all the way I can, how will you go for Valentine with someone and sleep there, Nne, No one should useless You people o.

Living with an African mother or parents requires a lot patience. I can't even go out and come back by 10. Except on days I want to be exceptionally crazy, I can get home by 11, of course one of my family must be hanging out with me.

Chi... Happy for you.

Jennex said...

I enjoyed bigbrother housemates presentation last night. But Tboss did not perform anything during their group presensation.

BLOGLORD said...

Cookie, all I have for you is kisses, kisses and kisses.

BLOGLORD said...

Ehyaaa....sorry. Hope you feel better now though?

Single Mom said...

Go will surely grant you your request



Long live SDK

orela said...

Come to think of it...Ireally enjoyed the task HMs in the #BBNaija house carried out yesternight..it was really creative and worth my view time..it showed they had more to them than their whoring attitude and they trying to prove that , they can kiss anything forgetting herpes and hepatitis are both real.
I wanna believe that went through a barrage of tests but then the person who coined the word 'window period 'wasn't high on cheap crack.

GOODMORNING sdk bvees ..happy Valentine celebration...
Mine was work work work work....but twas all good..it's part of love sharing ,only this time the sick for my time.
I had exchaned gifts earlier in the day cos I knew the hospital for my time for the day...funniest thing. .my Val celebration this year had been one of my bests so far for reasons I can put to ink right now..
I love you all
I enjoy your hilarious comments
They are A lot of people i would have loved to give a shout out too but damn I don tire to type cos I know I won't proof read..please manage any gbagaun cos it's allowed...

Sabosco how body na?.watagwan....hit my I'D and send a mail ..
Stella do accept my condolences on Annie's death.may her soul rest in peace..Amen

Fab Mum said...

Anon are you done? Is that all you got? I expected more from you..
This is weak
Too weak
Too incoherent
Come back with a worthy reply.

BTW, I find the word eeboh and yaraba funny

BLOGLORD said...

Hahhahahhaha
That girl is just a 'bish! (in Bisola's voice)
I just tire for her matter
"Proudness" "eyesproblem"
Her gbagaun can wake up the dead.
I don't really like her but I don't want her out of the house at least not yet.
Her stupidity is fun to watch. LOL

Fab Mum said...

BTW you seem pained.
I feel for you dear
I really do feel for you..
Sorry
May the lord meet you at the point of your need

Dark Horse (For your Classic Wall Papers in Enugu & Environs call 09021363953) said...

@ villager you try ehh even though I didn't read. Na your kind consistency I dy pray for my life

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