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Thursday, 9 February 2017

Thursday IHN

Happy One day before Friday....LOL





TEMILOLA COVERS IHN

Madam Stellz of destiny! Hope my mail meets you well. My name is Temilola a regular blog visitor with blog ID:Temilola Baby. Actually saw a picture of someone I introduced to this blog as face of IHN,so I decided to send mine too,lol. Hope my picture qualifies for face of IHN. Kisses to u maami and my fellow BVs. SDK blog rocks


LMAO@you saw someone you introduced.....
This is what some people call ''Jealousness''..lol
Your name sef means that your own is Tomorrow..hehehehe

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BLESSING ET DAVID.

Hi Stella Nwanyioma. How are you doing? I'm sending in a pic of my son and i to be used as face of Ihn. I'm sure we are over qualified. I'm a regular Bv since '12 though I hardly comment .
kisses to you Stella and to Bvs,I love you all. Special shout out to all the single mums. #SingleMumsRock

Blessing et David


*side eyes at all Single mums et al*......Your son is so cute.


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BV MARRIED CHICK AND HUBBY WELCOME THEIR PATTER OF 

TINY FEET
Good afternoon Stella, this is to inform you and my wonderful blog
family that i have delivered a bouncing baby boy in the early hours of
Monday.. Join me to thank God.. baby dust to those ttcing and a
healthy delivery to all those pregnant...
my number is 08172840453 in case anyone wants to call and congratulate me
#kisses

I actually persuaded her to include her number cos I am sure some of you might wanna reach out to her in cash and kind...Mwaaaah!!!




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IN THE SPIRIT OF VALENTINE-PLEASE READ THIS IF YOU

LIVE IN THE UK
Stella, good afternoon. I visited your blog today and realised you posted the single mingle valentine edition on Sunday. I was anxiously waiting for the post so I could comment, leave my bb pin on your blog and hopefully meet a good man. There's over 750 comments on that post as of now and I was aiming to be one of the top ten to leave a comment. Unfortunately, I only just saw the post today whilst scrolling down to read news on your blog.


 I'm based in the UK and I am looking for a serious relationship that can lead to marriage. I've not dated for three years because I focused on myself after leaving my past relationship. I am a good woman, a Christian, educated, working and ready to settle. I know this might sound silly but I just said to give it a try and who knows you might be in a good mood to post this on my behalf. 


In the spirit of valentine Stella, can you kindly put up my post (my long essay, lol) for any serious man between 31-38yrs. A Christian man, who is single, responsible and working. He can be from either south south or south west Nigeria but should be based in the UK please. 

I don't have energy for distance relationship. I promise to give you feedback when I get engaged, because I am positive and I have this feeling I will meet someone soon. And who knows, it might be to a good man that visits your blog. I want my own prince charming that I can spend the rest of my life with. My BB pin is 5C2F37F4

Thank you Stella.
Regards


Na wah...hmmmmm,take it easy please.Good luck.




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MARKETING JOB FOR MALE BVS


Hello Stella. I have a marketing job for male bvs. The company deals in edible consumer goods. It is in abuja around utako. Interested persons should have an OND at least. Person should also be able to drive. Reasonable pay and sales-based commission. Please call 08178570832.
Thanks.



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Investor in Small and Medium Business


Good day Stella,

I would like to invest in already established small and medium size businesses as a way of helping cushion the recession effect on Nigerians.

Giving the present economic situation, businesses are falling and borrowing is now so difficult for a lot of Nigerians.

Interested persons should contact me on bsucrose@gmail.com with a detailed proposal(including repayment plan) in order for us to discuss further.

Please note that the business should already be an established one (at least 1 year) and should show progression.

Kind regards,

Amaka


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RELOCATION SALES AND GIVEAWAY


Good day, Please I I want to dispose a few household items due to relocation.


SMC ceiling fans = 4 pcs -5k each

Washing machine- 20k

Standing freezer- 30k

Glass Dining table and 4 chairs- 20k

Baby high chair- 5k

Window blinds- 15k

And lots more. All gently used
Please call 08070970999

I have baby stroller, window blinds and loads of used corporate shirts for giveaway



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BROTHER BOLAJI'S BLOKOS



Stella Queen of Hearts, I greet you! My fellow BVs, I greet you all too. I hope the days of writing to win cool cash is not over o, as I intend to explore my other talents to raise cash for my business. I am a regular BV, but I want people to judge objectively, not because they know me. Stella can identify me and my business well, I have a blog ID too.


This is a real life story, No hyping and NOT copied.


So it happened back in the days. Those days we just finished secondary school. Those days almighty JAMB humble students, those days your being "Born Again" was at its peak. There was this fellowship in our Estate, organised by Bro K, assisted by Brother Bolaji. It was mainly for teenagers.


A brief description of Brother Bolaji : he's a deeper life member, even deeper than bro K. Merely looking at his serious whitish, dry face you will feel like surrendering your life already. You will practically smell your own sins..


So on this particular day, after a powerful message by Bro K, he ushered us into a session of worship. We all cried wailed, reflecting on our lives, wanting Jesus to come already. Tears rolling, "Skabashing", praying, - Jesus Save me or I kill myself kinda. I knelt down, eyes closed and was in top gear in the Holy of holies truly worshipping God. I clenched my fist and intended to lift it up in worship of my maker. But lo and behold it was something else my clenched fist lifted. I drew back my hand, and tried it again as I never thought about anything of it. Same thing happened. I decided to open one eye the third time as I was now gradually coming back to my senses. To my utmost shock and disbelief, I have been lifting brother Bolaji's egg plant, ah!!!!??? How come? Am I dreaming? What is this? I practically froze. I opened my mouth to say something, but my voice betrayed me.


Brethren, the 5-6 seconds play out of the looks on our faces were better imagined. Of more importance was the look on his face. His usual dry face was now full of sweat with red eyes, almost popping out with disbelief! More like : so you decided to disvirgin me in the presence of God and his people? You daughter of Delilah, of what accord has light and darkness?? Which demon sent you? So many questions my dear BVs. That very moment, everything left in my spirituality drained. I went pale, : so devil you still cornered me, my dead ancestors still remembered me? so I can't worship God in peace again? Of all brothers in the fellowship, brother bolaji??? Why did today come in the first place?. Hmmmm....Shamefully I got up with my head bowed. Till date I don't know if I can look into his face again. *sad*


But errrm, On a lighter note : brother Bolaji carry! Yes, load full there die!!! Aahahaah...
I hope I did North West your time?


Thank you!

I figured if its funny someone will help you repost.I didnt laugh at all but maybe its just me .The story needs time to soak in...Whether you win or not,i will give you my widows mite for your troubles.....Kisses!




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THIS IS FOR YOU.....





251 comments:

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Ebony Doc said...

welcome IHN

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Today is a good day πŸ‘Œ
Hi5 Stella πŸ™‹

Istanbul said...

Beautiful ihn

Corper W said...

Good afternoon house
Welcome IHN
My mind has been on fire on what to do to help my little family and I have come up with Poultry Farming.
Pls I want to go into Poultry farming ie Chicken farming. Pls am starting very small (because of the cost) at my residence and I need someone to help me with some information
1. What type of the animal species do I buy?
2. Can I interbreed the different species?
3. What and what do I feed them on?
4. How do I care for them? A lot more on my mind.
Pls drop your contact or email if you can help me. Thanks and God bless

Anonymous said...

Why do ladies hide under "anonymous" whenever they want to talk about sex and abortions they've done? When you tell a thief to catch a chicken in the afternoon, she will tell you that she can't because it bites. But at night she catches even the black ones together with her chicks.

Uniq Gem said...

Those who bring sunshine to the lives of others, cannot keep it from themselves.
Moral : When you bless others, you become blessed too.




Positive Vibes Only 😊😊

Corper W said...

Good afternoon house
Welcome IHN
My mind has been on fire on what to do to help my little family and I have come up with Poultry Farming.
Pls I want to go into Poultry farming ie Chicken farming. Pls am starting very small (because of the cost) at my residence and I need someone to help me with some information
1. What type of the animal species do I buy?
2. Can I interbreed the different species?
3. What and what do I feed them on?
4. How do I care for them? A lot more on my mind.
Pls drop your contact or email if you can help me. Thanks and God bless

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

Y'all about to smell what the 'Rock is cooking'!! πŸ€”
So who here has watched Rocky? I mean Rocky 1-4 o! Ikwakwakwakwakwa
On the Solid rock I stand!
Rockerfella! Ikwakwakwakwakwa πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚πŸ˜°
What am I saying sef?πŸ€” issokay! Issokay!

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

IAMPOAR® 【★】[̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ΞΉΞΏΞΏ̲̅)̲̅$̲̅]【★】 said...

Long Live SDK

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Ihn

Elastic said...

A man was just waking up from anesthesia after surgery and his wife was sitting by his side. His eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're so beautiful.' Then he fell asleep again. His wife had never heard him say that, so she stayed by his side. A few minutes later, his eyes fluttered open and he said, 'You're so cute!' The wife was disappointed because instead of 'beautiful' it was now 'cute'. She asked him, 'What happened to 'beautiful'?' The man replied, 'The drugs are wearing off!'

#DontQuoteMe

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

yes am back and ready to slam some ass. kelvin oya come here lets settle our issh.
blog boo forgive me dear i want to address kelvin matter coz i am not understand what nigga is up to lol? kelvin show your ass here now.

Favourite Girl said...

Stella's how na

Gaza Gyal said...

TGIT! IHN is here!!!



Never take some friends to where your bread is buttered.
Because some may collect the buttered bread,
The person buttering the bread,
The remaining bread,
The producer of the bread.
The bread machine
and finally the bakeryπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

em jay said...

Never been in a situation where God took something from me and failed to slide through the upgrade.. For that am ever gratefulπŸ˜€πŸ˜˜..

Hey lovers.

olami4eva said...

IHN is here.....fine temilola.....bcongrats Married chick god bless your angel




#Godswaitingroom

Goldmine said...

Am I first

Istanbul said...

I wish I can be gifted that ceiling fan,I strongly need a fan.

Anonymous said...

Temilola typical Yariba shemon of jealousy.

Mhzzbee int'l ( Mum Isabel) said...

Hahahahha na stella, that is not the meaning of the name oo... Temilola simply means my own is wealth.

em jay said...
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The Observer said...

Bro. Bolaji narrative, u r good! Nice narrative.

Bee10 said...

Bv chick Felix congrats the 1st face the of in-house you are cute and David is handsone .

Sandy Sandy how is you? Love me jeje how far? Manna bee what's up?

Cookie said...

Am I first?? Or first Ten??? Lemme try my luck... Will be back to comment wella!!

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Stella dearir, Temilola means mine is wealth or my own is wealth, not tomorrow.

Uzu Anwuli said...

True meme

uche emmy said...

Beautiful thursday, the weather sooooooo calm. Grateful o lord.

Peppi said...

Congrats marriedchick...

Anonymous said...

Please be careful when buying rat poison, they are now selling fake ones everywhere. Kindly make sure u taste it before u buy to ensure that it's original.

Ehi Grace said...

Congrats to BV married chic. Remain blessed.

nnuku Sexy pant-like boxers. 08170506432 Order now said...

Ihn is here and I am early not early enough tho.
Congrats to married chick, give the baby breast well ooo.

Hello everyone!
Special shout out to all those who have been kind to me one way or the other.. God bless everyone

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

Stella at least the story is funnier than some of your sunday and saturday laughs. welcome ihn, i need a miracle!!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Ibrahim: you called me sir!!
Boss: go to the rest room and masturbate..
Ibrahim: (Returned after few minutes) am done sir.
Boss: go back and do it again
Ibrahim: Done, again sir.
Boss: Go and do it once more
Ibrahim: sir,i no longer have the strength for it
Boss: Good! nw take my car keys and take my daughter to the house..
......
Copied

Anonymous said...

So someone told me about this money tripling platform called BUMPER CASH you register and pay 10k and you get 30k btw 12-72hrs.i registered on Monday around 11am and I was sent an account to credit which I did and on my page I saw that 3 people will pay me 10k each but it was pending ,I was hoping I wld get paid by Thursday. On Wednesday (yesterday) I saw the pending was no longer there and I clicked GH endlessly without any luck. Iv lost 10k to scam and I'm typing this so YOU will not fall victim too . you can say what ever you like o, but I've passed my msg to you so you won't be a victim.

Istanbul said...

Congrats bv married chick

CHI EXOTIC CHI EXOTIC said...



Cherry Wine8 February 2017 at 17:23
The G spot is few inches inside the vagina..if you put your fingers (1 or 2) and curl it forming a C or sickle shape you'd find it.
She will enjoy sex cause there are still nerve endings. What do I know sef


Who ever that made this comment should come and explain please
I've been hearing of G-spot all my life, but don't know where it is in my body.
I'm open to learning new things everyday
I'm a fast learner
Help your girl out so that the ministry of enjoying sex can move forward
Well, am still celibate, but I want to know about G-spot for future purpose.
Thank you!

Gods Pet said...

Guilty conscience

A boy and a girl were playing together. The boy had a collection of marbles. The girl had some sweets with her. The boy told the girl that he will give her all his marbles in exchange for her sweets. The girl agreed.

The boy kept the biggest and the most beautiful marble aside and gave the rest to the girl. The girl gave him all her sweets as she had promised.

That night, the girl slept peacefully. But the boy couldn't sleep as he kept wondering if the girl had hidden some sweets from him the way he had hidden his best marble.

Friend, this is exactly the mental torture we go through anytime we never come clean in our dealings. We get punished naturally by our own dishonesty and more often tend to think the whole world is like us.

If you don't give your hundred percent in a relationship, you'll always keep doubting if the other person has given his/her hundred percent..

Give your hundred percent to your partner, family, friends and colleagues today and sleep peacefully tonight.

COPIED.....

becky naka said...

Fine faces of ihn. I'll be back for comments.

crystal said...

I laughed o brother bolaji. Yousef na WA. Mummy David you fine o. Black is buriful mehn.

LOLO IDEATO said...

Congrats married chic

Ralu M said...

BV Temi you fine die! 😍 is you single? ☺
BV married chick congratulations on your new baby will call you and tap into your blessings *shines teeth*
That bro Bolaji jist is damn funny πŸ˜€.
Why do bad things happen to good/kind hearted people? Life is not fair at all but God is in control.

Anonymous said...

Somebody said I am the only hindrance in her life when I was only helping her to be independent.

Shantelle's Empire said...

Madam single mom,no one asked you for the info. What are we to do with it?save you are trying to mingle.
Your son is cute.

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

my people abeg where is one trillion? has he changed ID?
so i missed plenty gist in the past few months, as i rarely read comments so who will volunteer to give me a summary?
where is Atheist? nigga what have you been up too?
where is Jaymoore is he on exile ni? or have they badmouthed him into running away?
where is Tony?
abeg y'all should come back joor, i miss your all.
chike i sight you bro hope you are good?
eeeeerhmm HOVA i no you will read this so give me a call lets do it again *side eyes at bvs* lol










*grabs..........*


ukwu dimond said...

Ihn

God's Favourite said...

Stellz obiuto'm your signing off is deep.
Beautiful Faces of in-house.
Beevee looking for a man....be rest assured God will bring a good man your way...You won't have to stress yourself....take it easy and be patient.
God bless us all.

THELMA'S CAKE WORLD said...

The sign out quote is all that I see....#word#
Congratulations bv married chick..

Contact me for your celebration cakes and cupcakes.
*Faithful bv*

lagos babe said...

IHN!
Temilola,black ebony but this your 'contouring' Na real WA!
Bv married chick congratulations!

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

You know the reason why I don't struggle for anything on this blog?

1. I'm the Blog President

2. I'm the Chief Gist Collator

3. I'm Stella's Blog BFF.

The last reason is the most important of them all. As Stella's blog Bff, I can slap anyone that messes up with me on this blog and go scot free.

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Now, why am I writing all these? Check my next comment...

Peppi said...

Temilola I can't see your face just makeup.
Oya we have seen the makeup send us your face. Beautiful makeup tho

Anonymous said...

Kidjo is a troll. Check it up through today's sp under Highness Gwen's comment.

Oluyomi Odukoya said...

Please, I am a newbie when it comes to instagram.... Who can lecture me on how to watch when Stella is live? By the way, it is not up to 1 week I opened an instagram account.. I still need tutoring. Thanks in advance

Corper W said...

Beautiful faces of IHN. Big congrats to Married Chick and hubby. Welcome to the world Baby Boy. Married Chick can we be in-laws already? cos my baby girl is arriving soon with faith. God bless you

MhizVee said...

Lol....haba Stella, it is funny na.

Biojay said...

Side eyes @Stella, Temilola means my own is wealth.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Unu good afternoon ooo.

Beautiful David and mother, beautiful lady up there.

Congrats Married Chick. God bless you and keep your baby well Amen.

Make i go do my work again. Later to read

Shantelle's Empire said...

Cookie thanks for the shout out. E kisses.

Vivilicious where you are you?
Nivrana?hi!
Daeneys tatgan,hi!
There's one of my lovely i'm trying to remember her name....not bn seeing your comments.

Kizezzs.....

saltish said...

Your sign out is the TRUTH....

amanda favour said...

IHN welcome
It's good to be back here
Thanks sandy neky for checking up on me.
I've missed a lot here
I'm still catching up on old posts
O.k bye

Rocky said...

The smile our little darling had on his face when his mum and I came to his school with cakes (yes, I made the extra effort of buying the expensive cake like that cos he is worth a whole lot more than that!), we took pictures with his classmates and shared the cakes, drinks and gift pack for them.. It was stressful but totally worth it!!!!!!!
My bank haven't sent a debit alert to me sef, maybe this is a good sign the money wasn't deducted πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

so who are all this new bvs? woooow stella "our" market is moving to the permanent side.
am glad we are changing lives kwakwakwakwakwakw i know how many lives our "yeye" comments has saved.
let me go and used the tap small the sun here is about to melt my kundus, kelvin are you coming? tell me so i can wait for you or else i will call errrrm *clears throat* lol ok am waiting for you be fast joor.








*pulls Pant and walks pantless*

Goldmine said...

Congrats BV married chicken and hubby Welcome little one ,God bless you. As for the joke,I tried to laugh..rewΓ 

Mao Akuh said...

God bless the givers.
In house news the koko
Una pictures fine.

Becky Divine said...

Good afternoon all

The brother Bolaji gist made me smile o jare hehehe
Next time look before you touch

KARIN said...

Hello BV's, please y'all should please thank BV @Dope PH BaBe for gifting a baby car seat carrier. May God continue to bless you richly. Thanks a lot!

Krix said...

Abuja airport closure.
Can't u see the hand writing on the wall? This means that "bubu" won't be back soon and LAIR Mohammed will tell us it's now because of abuja airport runway repair. Naija I hail thee.on a second thought, I don't think osibanjo was lying when he said that he spoke or chat with Mr president, cabals in this country can get someone with similar voice that can call corrupt (quorupt) or even prodigal Femi can chat with him and act like "bubu" oga acting presido, next time insist on video call as proof, remember u are a redeemed pastor, if u go to hell because of Nigerian politics, devil will place u on the hottest part of hell and ur room without window.
#getwellsoonmypresident
Ogwuna ka oham n'onu.

Krix signing out via iPhone 7+

Chike TEFLON said...

The way some BVs are fighting imaginary enemies on this blog makes me laugh. Someone will get ID today, tomorrow you will see comment like "all my hates commenting as anon the thunder that will fire eeh"
OK ooo una SDKBlogrity crown on the throne waiting for you.

sexy Daddy said...

IHN is here.I'm so much in a happy mood today.May God bless our hustle.I saw my wonderful people shout outs.princess Lovemejeje don't just love u,Cookie darling ur great,BlogLord what a wonderful woman,IDeato fine sexy girl I salute all of you guys.In other news, I'm so happy that one of the couple I help in donating sperm had tears of joy this morning.Nothing is impossible with God.To anno.that's is angry that I sent a shout yesterday to some wonderful people here,no apologies for doing that!Love u all

Aya Williams said...

Welcome inhouse news,beautiful faces of ihn.jah bless

Dope PH BaBe said...

IHN nno, called Bv married chick. Such a lovely voice. May the Lord strengthen her and keep our baby safe and healthy. Please bv's in Lagos endeavour to visit her and dash our baby money.

Imoh Sandra said...

Welcome in house... God bless us all.

O.Fernandez Raheem said...

Dear BV's lastweek marks the sixth year I finished Uni. I have attended several interviews and written so many assessment tests all to no avail. I need a widow's mite to set up a small scale business or anyone who has a job to offer me. May you not lack anything good in life!

am elevated said...

IHN is bae...thank God for a beautiful Thursday.. jobless house wife,how your business of tearing pant and bra.hope you never tear all your pant and bra finish,I sure say Oga go buy new ones. I sha like to dey read that your comment of tearing pant and bra. always makes me laugh.one love

President D'Royalty (Her Excellency) said...

As I was saying, Stella surprised me with a very big SHOKI.
Hmmm, It's a great privilege to be Stella's Bff.
To top it all, I double as the blog President. Let me go and get koboko, any Fulani brown goat that crosses my path will regret it.

Btw, I might not even see anyone of them to flog as from today, the reason is because it's very likely they will jump into a big river when they read this comment.

Ikwaaakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

Stella God bless you.

Single Mom said...

Face of IHN, you and your son look gud, shout out to all single mom in the house, married chicken congratulations to you.


Long live SDK

miss priya said...

If you want to know where you will be in 5years from today, listen to what you talk about most now. "your tongue is a rudder"

Chike TEFLON said...

While will someone be asking if his/her face qualify for IHN? That is called low self esteem, if my dictionary is still correct.

Beautiful and handsome faces of IHN I hail

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

the way you people are encouraging girls to be carrying belle ehn is beyond me. why make it look like being a single mum is okay? well in some peculiar cases i might agree but being a single mum as a result not using protection and coming to force some of us who think it aint cool is crazy. note i aint encouraging abortion at all but use a gaddamn condom please haba.
issssssh i dont want to spoil my mood jare.







*flips hair and walks away*

Sharon Aminu said...

Jesus,what kind of story is that,I don't blive it o e bit.welcome INH

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Na me and IHN today! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


Stellastic number 1!!! I saw this phrase you made on SP this morning: "I am not a perfect person oh but the mentality some of you have cannot make us see life from the same perspective at all"

It's as if you spoke from my heart. When I tell my friends 'shut it' they reply 'shut away too' and we laugh. Yet when I write 'shut it' here, one BV will come and say I was humble before but I became proud when bla bla skoin skoin. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ #youknowyourself You go fear Blog ID analysis!! Thats why when i send official mails i check twice. Before someone says i insulted them when i was just having a nice cup of tea (Just when love me jeje thought she was the only tea drinker right? πŸ˜‚ 😜). Abeg leave people who don't 'get' you jare. How many can you please? Is your life at a standstill? No. Then you must be doing something right. Shikena!!! Everyone can't be like TGW giving blog hugs upandan. Variety is the spice of life.

I never even think the matter finish then i saw Jasmine's comment: Being rude is sometimes good abeg. It saves you so much time from answering stupid questions. 
πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Jaz, can u be my blog boo for one day? On the condition that you won't go anonymous to abuse me.... cool? πŸ‘Š

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

@FabMum I saw you liked my comment from yesterday's SP. Hmmm... leave matter oh. How people will think they have detected your 'character and attitude' based on comments. That's why pretentious BVs will use comments and scam all of us, build 5 bedroom bungalow. S/O to Cookie, Lagos babe and SandyN. Lol

Anon BV that said I should tell you my skincare regime- my dear,  if I start now you will come back under that same anon to say I'm lying. You know I suffer from an unusual 'genetic' case of grandiose delusions right?πŸ˜†  In all selective humility, I understand that my regime MIGHT be someone's paycheck so please pardon my silence. But I will have to ignore.

Meanwhile, @Fab_divas you are topping the list of prime suspect for anon abuser after the BALLS clan πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. 'Chikito....I love you...then I hate you' Waaawu!! As PHCN that I IS nauuuu.... πŸ‘€ Me I don't hate sha. I just get irritated and lash out.

Jasmine said...

Stella, take time o. Brother bolaji's gist is sweet.

#singlemmonrocks abi? Ok o

Lora said...

Congratulations ooooo@married chick

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Beautiful faces if ihn,your son is so cute

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

congrates bv married chick i pray your son grows to be a very fine handsome,responsible, rich man so my beautiful daughter can marry him. yes my daughter wont marry an ugly brokeass man if am alive. congrates honey.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Amaka well done πŸ‘ Please let them bring guarantors too. Not killing anyone's shine but you need to confirm that they are 'cruelty-free'. Good luck!

Super mama said...

I'm just looking at that business investment post up there with pain in my heart. They want people with already existing business. I don't have an existing business but I have a great and lucrative business idea, it's cash that is hindering me from starting it. If only God can answer my prayers and provide the cash, our sufferings will be a thing of the past.

avondah said...

the poster of BROTHER BOLAJI'S BLOKOS story,you made my day!! so funny been laughing like a mad woman in the office loool

Ajah Nneka Vincent said...

Ihn is here.my wonderful people I'm back.Been so so busy. My dear people who has a cake miser to give out.God will surely bless u.Stella you are a rare gem.

Anonymous said...

word to ponder @sign out post

Tayan Taylor said...

Aunty UK your desperation is another level,all that epistle on top looking for a man. I am sure you are lousy nd bad Manners
Face of Ihn so if not that you saw the face of someone you introduce, you would not have sent yours,

My offer is still open, dudes in lagos send me mail,I can't be bored naw

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Amaka well done πŸ‘ Please let them bring guarantors too. Not killing anyone's shine but you need to confirm that they are 'cruelty-free'. Good luck!

P.S: these are the days I wonder why we don't have DBS kinds security check system in Nigeria. *sigh*

When I was kid my dad gave his two months salary to a brother in church to invest in his business and pay back. Wasn't small money at the time. Well, bros stopped coming to church the very next Sunday. No trace of him till today. So please check and check again and if you arent an atheist, pray and ask the Holy Spirit to lead you.

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

transfer for me!!

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IHN rocks

SANDY NEKY said...

I am good babes. Tankio!πŸ’‹

Ehi Grace said...

Good bless you @Dope babe

ukwu dimond said...

Congrats to the bv that birthed, may God keep you and your boy and may God bless us all that are GTC soonest.

Face of in house una weldon o, na only una Waka come.

Aunty with blokos gist is too dry, me did not see anything that will make me laugh, next time try harder.

May those looking for love find greater love.

straight shooter(allergic to bullshit*) said...

As in when i hear single mum, my first thought is they did the do without condom, well, seeing the way guys these days are eager to do without cds, its no wonder, there are single mums everywhere! Im not judging o, but women please be wise, because at the end the cross will be yours to bear..

SANDY NEKY said...

Lool! Welcome back dear. E-hugs!

Xantastic said...

It's been a long time I commented here. I greet everybody ooo. SDK blog rocks big time. Peace out.

Zinny Chocolate said...

Congratulations our new mum. Uncle Bolaji abeg next time package your blokos wella

Xantastic said...

Congrats to you married chick. May ur bundle of joy bring abundant grace to your household.

SANDY NEKY said...

Shout out to you too babes. That response was damn funny mehnπŸ˜‚πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜€

Anonymous said...

Gan buy.....must everything be free? Kia

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You have to be following her on instagram first
Then whenever she is live, a notification will pop up on your phone and tell you, Stella is live watch now. Then you click on it and boom. You will see her live. If she ends it, then bam that's the end u won't see it again. Na to Jus waka enter instagram at the right time she is online and doing a live video, then u can watch, if u waka enter when d video don finish. Then boom u can't view anything. Shikenna! Me I watched her live yesterday when she was eating her cookies and cream πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Stella of life, I roff u wahalai

Juliet Jonathan said...

Congratulationnmarried chick...may this blessing unlock the doorway of endless blessing to you and your household. Amen!

Merciful said...

Congrats bv married chick. May your son give you joy and bring glory to the family.
Anyone that would love to give a small loan to someone who just wants to start a small trade. Pls contact me. I'm in Lagos.

Temilola Baby said...

Lol

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When u pay ur children school fees (N450,000) through a mobile app and in d next 2 minutes MTN sends u a message saying
"You have successfully subscribed for 8years 129,000Gb with the sum of N450,000. Thank u for choosing MTN"
...."the witches in your village will just whisper "is awa work o"πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

amanda favour said...

Lmao
Nigerians and broke ponzi schemes eeh....

Jasmine said...

Hahahahaha, abuse you? When I need a job? Haba! My village people dare not play with me o.

amanda favour said...

Hahaha
It's all right

Anonymous said...

Go fuck yourself. Spoilt brat.

Ehi Grace said...

Hahahaha

Ehi Grace said...

All join.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

I'm not d person but thought 2 help out..
It’s located about 2-3 inches (5-7.5cm) inside the vagina on the anterior wall (the side of your vagina closest to your belly).
When you touch your G Spot, it will feel slightly different to the rest of you vagina. It should feel like the top of your palate in your mouth but softer. So it should feel slightly dimpled, but very soft to touch.
To find your G Spot with your fingers, just slide your palm down your stomach, with your palm touching your stomach, all the way down to your vagina. Then enter your vagina with 1 or 2 fingers and curl those fingers backward once they are 2-3 inches deep inside you. You should now be able to feel your G Spot on your fingertips.

Culled from google

Beloved said...

Kelvin ! !!!
Oya pick pin till I come back

Beloved said...

Wait o ... Hope it is not what I am thinking

Starjoy said...

Welcome to Thursday ihn God is good

Lilly simple said...

God bless the givers n d receivers Cheers
Congratulations to the New born
You will grow in Grace and wisdom

Ehi Grace said...

Chia πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mama tee said...

Congrats married chic. U don see as childbirth be. U ll not fear again . lol. God keep ur lil onem m happy for u.

Tayan Taylor said...

Congratulations Bv married chick

Nwaeliza1 said...

Lmao @ I didn't laugh at all. Stella you're mean! Lol...

Hello BVNs...

Peaceful peace said...

No Stella that joke or story is very funny i laughed so hard.

Olu Vee said...

What a testimony! Congratulations on ur shoki!#yimu

Mama tee said...

Pls is naira propeller legit? I paid 10 k too and now I cannot log in. Help pls! I borrowed the 10 k!poverty na bastard!

Pure Nigerian said...

Go to nairaland, agric section. Many poultry related topics there. The two main chicken types are broilers and layers. Broilers mature within 10 weeks and can be sold from '8 weeks?' can't really remember. Layers on the other hand can be kept for two years because of the additional source of income it generates (eggs).
The problem you are likely to encounter now is in feeding them. The prices for feeds have gone up, amongst all the other things you would need. I know all these bit of info from Nairaland and no, I don't own a poultry.

I giggled a bit at the point where Bro Bolaji's face went from white to a sweaty one with red eyes to boot.

Congrats BV married chick on your bundle of joy

SHAKITI BABY said...

Change to ur former name

SHAKITI BABY said...

God bless her

SHAKITI BABY said...

Thanks for gifting Karin d baby Walker.

Duchess said...

Pls chikito how do I reach you?

Anonymous said...

Single mums rock? Really? Oya clap for yourself as the totoh distributors that you people is nau.

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Congrats bv married chick. Good bless your baby n family.

LOLO IDEATO said...

Thanks

SHAKITI BABY said...

Royalty,u no go share ur shoky with me,?

SHAKITI BABY said...

Royalty,u no go share ur shoky with me,?

Justyswt said...

Beautiful faces of ihn.

I had to go and read the post where they said the Queen have multiple id. Me I don't see the Queen and boss as a two person o. And I know that she doesn't fear anybody. Abeg make una free the Queen joor. And yes I dey link her ass. I like her like that no #homo.

Stella, Abeg use one of part of ur eye take look my side small. I love u scatter.

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi said...

What am up to ke? Na wa o! I want ur Otele cuz I want me a freak like me! Ya dig?? Pls gimme Na, I waaaaant! 😰😘

Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

Gaza girl is so true thats how my friend took me to her bfs house and the useless guy started asking me out out, he stole my number from her phone and started calling me day and night, he would buy me lunch, perfumes and plenty recharge cards ooh. he would go shopping and buy for two mean while his girlfriend no even see handkerchief sef, well me i chopped his money wella and told his girlfriend who confronted him and and he dint even deny it sef mtcheewwww. if i was a bad girl i for kukuma snatch am coz dude is loaded but i dint. i just chopped,clean mouth and move on. girls like to do such nonsense aswear. thats why non of my yeye friends will even see my boos picture sef not to talk of know his place lai lai e no go work.

Anonymous said...

Stop calling SDK BLOGBRITY before she comes out of her hidden place.

LOLO IDEATO said...

God bless you for donating dear

Sharon Aminu said...

I will never do all this again,all my alawee re still hanging in mmm,pls Stella how do one qualify for ur giveaway?

LOLO IDEATO said...

God bless her. Calm soft voice

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

Agbaya.... Lols

Just Glamour said...

Congratulations BV Married Chick,my eyes are itching,what could be the cause?

gorgeous baby said...

My dear them plenty o,I did one on what's app call financial freedom,na so I pay person 10k ooooo at the end no body pay me and we were all deleted on the what's app group.people please be careful of all this money doubling oooo

Cherry Wine said...

Well, it all depends on wether you want to breed for meat/eggs or meat and eggs...
Then, you find out which breed fattens up easily and which one lays more eggs. And also the type of farming system you'd be using (there are 3 tyoes:extensive, semi-intensive and intensive) since you're starting small you should consider extensive or semi-intensive.
Other things like feed will come once you know if you're starting with chicks or adult birds.

Rosemary C. said...

All these ponzi schemes sef. Claritta has refused to merge me too. I've lost yet another money. I'm done with ponzi schemes, walahi

Anonymous said...

You tell your FRIENDS shut it they laugh. I call my friend on the phone, she says..." Fool, how are you?". I go "Bastard, I'm good", we laugh really long and hard.
The operative word is FRIEND,I can't come here, call someone a fool or a bastard then expect them to roll over and take it because my friend does. Surely you can understand why they would react in a mean way.

Just saying.

MISS Jacobs.

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...

hahahahahahahahha oooh my gosh boo i cant stop laughing at you comment s isssh you should try comedy abeg. i will buy double tickets

AbaMade said...

Pure Nigerian is right. Everything you need is on NL Agric Section you"ll even see ppl that will guide you FOC.
Congrats to bv married chick

Bibi said...

Blessing et David, you suddenly disappeared from my BBM what happened?

Uzu Anwuli said...

Me too#shines teeth#

Sharon Aminu said...

Married chic congrats, I tap from ur blessing

Anonymous said...

Charles?

Sharon Aminu said...

Lols,I like u.

Uzu Anwuli said...

Grab your rhapsody of realities dear

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

I think twinkas is still reliable. I get paid every week

lagos babe said...

You ehn......I give up,you are good with words!
Shout out right back chick@ito.

Cherry Wine said...

Oh boy!!
The female G spot is located inside the vagina, up on the vaginal wall. If you are lying on your back and insert your fingers in but upwards like you're making the come gesture , you should feel your G spot which is mainly tissue( you can also do so squatting) but according to what I've read it's easier to locate once one is sexually aroused.

Bee10 said...

Bv married chick congrats I no see before but I miss chick felix I hope she is fine?

Chike TEFLON said...

I said hag legs on the window. Leave cucumber

LOL.

Anonymous said...

Taste ke?

You is not a good person hahhaahha

Ehi Grace said...

How is you.

Chike TEFLON said...

Welcome back Nwa Ada Amanda Favour

IJAY said...

Congratulations Bv married chick, am so happy for you waooooooooooooo congrats dearie, and you little baby welcome to the world

Sharon Aminu said...

U have time o,must u answer everybody, pls some people re frustrated o

Chike TEFLON said...

You can now hag your legs since you are on pantless Waka.
Lol

Corper W said...

Thanks for the info @ Pure Nigerian. God bless

becky naka said...

Kelvin will not kill somebody, kikikikikikikiki

Chike TEFLON said...

Don't mind the poster, she has been eyeing Bolaji's weapon of mass destruction. As for Bolaji he enjoyed it

Scarlett said...

Congrats once again babes @married chick! Our son will move mountains and he will be a blessing to his generations.πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘Š

Stella got you the washing machine at the right time! Thank God it was delivered before baby arrived.πŸ™Œ

I'll call you later today. Shebi you don mess πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

The faces of IHN are cute and King David is the cutest.

Anonymous said...

Hahahahahah let me laugh holy spirit will lead only if you aren't atheist,chikito chikito

Chike TEFLON said...

*is on

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Congrats marriedchick! God bless you and yours.

Chike TEFLON said...

Thanks for gifting Karin baby car seat.

I know that's why you commented. Oya carry all the thanks
Lol

Henny said...

Taste it because na food 🍲

SHAKITI BABY said...

Hahahaha @jas,ur reply is hilarious.

Oyanu Enenche said...

The lady looking for love in the UK, please calm down darling.sounds like ur setting yourself up and putting pressure unnecessarily on u. I hope u find true love but watch out for fakes.

KIDJO said...

So why did you go under anonymous to discuss this?..You just did what you accused other sisters of.πŸ˜•πŸ˜•πŸ˜•

SHAKITI BABY said...

Royalty,no forget ur vice president oooo.

SHAKITI BABY said...

Royalty,no forget ur vice president oooo.

Classic Chic! said...

Congrats married chick

Chike TEFLON said...

One thing you have to know is that people read text/chat with the mood their in that period.
The person might be in good mood and you send abusive text to the person, he/she will see it as joke
Or
The person might be in bad mood and you send the person a chat, he/she will see it as abusive text.
I hope you understand.

Chike TEFLON said...

Jasmine, how are you?

Cookie said...

Shout out to you too babesπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Classic Chic! said...

All na WASH!
Repent! N look for job!

Classic Chic! said...

All na WASH!
Repent! N look for job!

Dope PH BaBe said...

Thanks shakiti baby

KIDJO said...

Are you sure you re ok..Or you just escaped from Yaba left.Even if i wanna troll,I do it with my blog id because I nor send anybody here. As far as you don't pay my bills,feed or cloth me then I can talk to you if you march line,no matter the fuck you think high of yourself..Next time pls be bold enoug to use your id,Bitterleaves somebody coward.

Dope PH BaBe said...

You are welcome dear.

Glad to be of help.

KIDJO said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

Tetrina said...

Hahhahahhaahahahahh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Classic Chic! said...

Our chiki has come back with her storytelling..lmao
I love u like dat ojare

em jay said...

Congratss chic felix.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous 14:54 Lwkmd at tohtoh distributor πŸ˜€. For real o, I know one of 'em that's about running things with my guy o.

Pretty-mind said...

Lols---the next one will be, u are just there darling

Elastic said...

W
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#DontQuoteMe

em jay said...

Kikikikikikikikiki.
Hello Krix.

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