''Stella thanks for this platform, story a bit long but its important i give a step by step account of my story. I hope I don't get a lot of backlash.
So I got a request 2 weeks ago from a soft spoken lady, this was gonna be my 4th Uber customer as I was new. My friends thought I was crazy to be using my '10 Acura TL for Uber, well, Im on a long leave and bored + I love driving, anyways, I got to her location (ikoyi) at about 5pm, called her, she came out and spotted me and got in. Oh lawd!
The girl was fire, classy butter babe, fresh die, caramel skin toned, white see thru blouse, bra visible, black fitted pants, beige heels(red soles), hour glass shape, she looked so alluring, it was soooo hard to keep a professional face, I couldn't help smiling as we exchanged pleasantries, (Lets call her Vivi) I think she noticed I was smitten.
She complimented me about the car and said she would wanna use me the entire day, I was like oh sure but said I was new and she should pardon me in advance for any unforseen issues. She was like oh that's cool.
Our 1st destination was a trip to Magodo, we hardly spoke, but I couldn't help stealing glimpses of her thru my rear view mirror, she was too sweet abeg!
She sang almost all the songs on my play list (trap music) and at a point, she had to say she liked my taste in music.
Anyway, next trip was VI, this time, we talked. She asked what i did when i wasnt enegaged with uber tasks, i told her what i did but that that i was on leave and bla bla.. She was like, "oh really? nice, i thought to my self when i got in that you didnt look like the average uber driver +the car, its yours right?", im like "uhmmm yiahhh! Ahn ahn so what do uber drivers look like? She goes "aint nothing wrong with uber drivers but you're diff..... uhmm u know what, let's change topic" at this point I'm really battling with my facial muscles not fall my hand and make me smile, i cud tell she had just realised she had indirectly complimented me and wasnt pleased about it. we ended up talking about dollar rise and other random stuff.
So we got to VI, i waited for about 30mins, she came out of the house with some lady and as they got closer, I heard the lady ask "who's this one now oh, is he your new catch?", "new catch ke? gosh "Hanatu" I'm sure he heard u, he's my uber guy for the day oh".
I quickly pretended to be on my phone and acted like I cudnt hear. The lady then bodly asked Vivi to introduce her to me for uber trips, they approached my window, I wound down and the lady again boldly said, "ah ahn, this one is a good looking uber guy oh! (Vivi shakes her head) Hi, please can I get your number for uber trips?" I was somewhat embarrassed by her comment, but i managed to keep a straight face and said "sure".. i gave her and both of them walked a few meters away to discuss for about 10mins and Vivi returned and got in the back seat and off we went, next stop, Dominos, she got Pizza and got back in and just as I was about to zoom off, she asked if it was cool to sit in front cos she couldnt eat the pizza alone, I was like "oh thanks but I can't eat and drive but you can come over to the front, she swapped seats and off we went to ikoyi where I picked her up from.
On the way, she asked what I did for fun and that I looked like a fun guy, omohhhh! My eyes lit up, in my mind I was like is this trip gonna end up as trips? Cos she was too damn hawt.
I was even prepared not to charge her which I was certain would be well over 5k, at this point it was like 8pm.. anyway, she opened up about her boyfriend not having her time and that shes looking for fun things to do in Lagos cos shes new here and from Abuja.
We got to hers', I ended the trip and calculated the cost which came to 8k+ but told her not to worry that it was on me, she was like "oh whaooo! Why wud you wana do that?", I gathered liver and told her i enjoyed her company and would love to see her again.. She smiled and paused for a bit then said, "since you say you can't eat and drive, I'm inviting you in to eat the pizza with some wine", my people i was dazed.
Let me cut the long story, we went in, ate drank, laughed till sexual tension built to a point that said i was talking too much and grabbed my hands and put under her see thru blouse and that was how she went down ohhhh! i made sure I took her to the moon and back (full strapped) cos I wasn't sure if i would see her again.
she didn't return my calls for a week but but finally did and said she was embarrassed and that's why she didn't pickup, we are supposed to link up this weekend, wish me luck... *winks*
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