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Saturday, 15 April 2017

Office Brouhaha - 4

Brouhaha happens all the time but sometimes when it happens in the office,it leaves behind a story to be told...




Good day to you Stella.

So this is a real life incident that happened in my office sometime in January.

I was in my office and a patient walked in. Though she’s quite familiar with my secretary, and it was a slow day at work, and my office is down the corner with no prying eyes to monitor what’s going on, in fact it’s the perfect hideout for anyone with the right frame of mind to have an office quickie. 


Back to the story, she walked in on this Saturday evening just some minutes past 5pm towards the end of my shift for the day. Though she has been to the office many times, and on several occasions she’d flash a quick wink, an instinctive slow licking of the lips and a quick dash of a flying kiss. 


All this signs I got them all but just felt since most of her upbringing was ‘in the abroad’ that should just be a normal gesture, unknown to me that wasn’t the case.

I recall the first time I met her, she wore one tight gown and it wasn’t revealing but it was tight enough to reveal the right curves as deposited by Baba God through her mother in the right places(don’t blame me I have eyes also) she walked into my office and we talked more about her infertility ish (My Facility deals mostly on infertility and the likes)


 so after cross examining her well and the various tests, I told her what needed to be done and let’s see and if all goes well then she’d get pregnant. Some days after her Husband came back to Nigeria (very kind man I must say) he visited me for a routine checkup, also before his arrival his wife couldn’t stop talking about me to him over the phone. Anyways he was scheduled to be in the country for just 3 weeks, which is enough time for him to utilize her ovulation/window period.

After he travelled like 2 weeks after she called me by 2am that morning saying she saw her period and was in tears. I tried to calm her and told her that she’s still young and that her Husband will be back to try again I even took the liberty of praying for her over the phone that night. 


A day after that incident she sent me a text that reads ‘Thinking about you and your words of encouragement the other night’ I replied in the most civil manner ever. And so the floodgate for other messages started pouring in, describing how sweet I am and how I am this and that. After that night I tried my very best to be civil and official with her. 


I even started sounding like that dude that replies peeps with the EFCC twitter handle but it didn’t work, only for her to show at my office on that Saturday and before I could say anything she locked the door and it was like she mumbled the magic word abracadabra, and all her clothing dropped south. I was left gobsmacked. Honestly speaking it took me like 10 seconds before I shouted ‘Jesus’, even the ‘Jesus’ didn’t come out right, sounded like ‘Chisos’ Lol.


 The woman is indeed a beauty to behold. She moved slowly like a tiger set to pounce on its prey, while I stood there like a deer that has already said its last prayer and waiting to be devoured. Though I kept saying ‘Oh common Mrs. TBoss get a hold of yourself’ (but heaven knows if this woman were single I’d probably tear her to shreds) she walked up to me and started doing what a normal seductress would do. 


Placed her hands on my shoulders and lifted my hands to her boobs, feeling it alone was like the joy a brokeass man who has not seen N500 in 2 weeks would be when you place N500000 in his hands. Then she pulled me closer and placed a soft kiss on my lips and grabbed me closer to her so I could really feel her warmth, then she unzipped me, only to set the already eager Lion free from his den, and she went on bended knees, as she was about to give Junior(My Dxck) its evening bath, suddenly, it was like someone slapped me from the gate of hell, and I saw a flash of my ‘Nkem’ in front of me clapping her hands and telling me well done, and asking me ‘’is all this worth it” with her stern look and then it hit me like a flash, I dragged her up and shouted ‘Jesus’ this time it came out right and with so much force enough to bring down the building, she was like ‘what is it Rowland?’

 I’m like ‘this is very wrong, like very very wrong, now put on your clothes before I call security’, but as they say when Devil wants to use you it uses you well, as she bent down to pick her cloth she bent down so seductively bending so well so I can see the neatly shaped V-jay-jay, I almost slapped that Angel that brought me back to reality, but as God would have it, soon as she was dressed, I heard a knock and ran to the door to open it, behold it was my Nkem, she came to surprise me and take me out to Dinner. In my mind I was like ‘Father Lord thank You’. Then I introduced her to my Nkem, and she excused us.


So that’s it oh Stella, that’s how I got saved by the knock and a flash that brought me back to reality. BV’s sorry for the long essay. Hope I didn’t bore you.


*She was probably trying to use you to get her pregnant..Just my observation oh....And the way the hubby mentioned that his wife couldnt stop talking about you also sounds like a set up cos I read a story like this where the hubby said it to indirectly encourage the man.
Thnak God say you jump am pass.




79 comments:

Miss Ess said...

Be careful o

Isaacson said...

What a wawu

You truly are a strong man, I give it to you

But why did you call her Mrs Tboss 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

becky naka said...

Hahahaha, very funny story, u are a strong man for resisting her.

AdeEsther (Do you work and live in Abuja, Lagos, ph $ ibadan? do you need a quick loan upto 2.5m without collateral?call/whatsapp 07037873466 said...

This na real wah!!!

Highness Gwen said...

Ashawo wife!this one will go and bring another man's child to her husband.I reject this type of a wife for my brothers.

Bee10 said...

Guy thank God the spirit of Nkem came at the right time.

Tynu Akom said...

Ha ha eleyi le o!

Spanish Lantern said...

Hmm.....thank GOD you didn't commit. Your Nkem for catch you red handed.

Anonymous said...

*hangs leg*

xxxTrinityxxx said...

Why is this office brouhaha?? And the lady just wanted to use you to get pregnant thats all. Thank God for your nkem

ARIANNA said...

Oh boy, my heart skipped a bit when I got to the part your Nkem showed up. Chai
This would have been a colossal damage and she would've caught you people red-handed with blood.

That woman is desperate but she's going about it the wrong way

AbaMade said...

Lol @ Chisos."am finished would've had a new meaning for you

ejike capable said...

If na me na to chop clean mouth aswear!

Nonye Inspired (James Bond's Girl) said...

Nice But did you have to mention TBoss?? Really a bad taste of humour..Not cool..Thank God you didnt fall..

Madam B said...

Chimooo

Anonymous said...

My bvs let me yarn you Tory ooo, a friends dad died of small sickness like that,meanwhile when he was alive the abroadian big madams n men who her his children did not think of building house for him ooo not even his village . now he died they want to call CMC OR Ebony casket to carry and dance the baba about for the burial,is that not insane? My people,do poor people call ebony? I said so you have soooo much and you can't make the man happy financially? When he was alive?

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hmmm,you strong oo,some guyz will not care,they will just pounce on her.Inshort i thereby name you mr "ARMSTRONG"

Blackberry said...

U guys play with ur career a lot.
What will u do if she says u molest her in future?
Or accuse u off rape? U know some women an be wicked like that, dey don't take rejection lightly. Be careful tho', if u were civil enough, she wouldn't be bold to try u.

Squatfitnessfanatic said...

Men like you are RARE

SWAG LAFRESH said...

See gobe!!!
This woman can set you up by shouting rape next time if you don't yeild. Find solution before it's too late.

Weed Chic said...

👂👂👂👂you get luck. If her husband is a blog visitor, what you wrote is enough for you to be decoded

KIDJO( Efe BBN winner's wife��������) said...

I pity the husband,Since she didn't succeed in fucking you, she will go get someone else to do it and get pregnant by the person.I fear women sha

Chameleon said...

Wawu!! Did i just read mills&boon cos it sure feels like i did. Poster you absolutely wowed me with your ability to say break off from dissecting her vjayjay. I like your write-up too, intelligently composed. God bless your wifey. Her spirit strong die.

Alloy Chikezie said...

Wow!
You're a strong man Bro!
It was the grace of God that sustained you.
I ain't sure if I can escape that temptation.

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ukwu dimond said...

Omg God save you, else your nkem would have sack you.

IJAY said...

Lols, thank God your Kidney was reset shaperly

Sweet Child said...

With all these description, they will know you wrote about. We have to chose our words.

Jennifer Lawrence said...

Wawuuu

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

The part you shouted Jesus and it came out as Chisos got me rolling on the floor hahahahaha.😂😂😂
On a serious note you have to be careful.

Jasmine said...

Must u mention our tboss? Go Jor. U r lucky mister. She wanted u to get her pregnant.

Winnie Omo said...

Hahahaha funny but thank God you overcame

Cynthia Iyede said...

😁😁😁 Amen

James' hater said...
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charitybino said...

Thank God you were able to resist.

HARLEXANDRA said...

Na real wah ooo

Blessing Jackson said...

Narrow escape

Great lady said...

Wow! Wow! Wow!
Imagine if you hadnt resisted her and your gf met you at that state, she wouldn't understand you weren't doing it intentionally.
Thank God for that flash that brought you back to reality

Vivilicious said...

Oga wehdone sir. You truly are a strong man and I'm sure the angels in heaven are rejoicing over your victory.
But on a lighter note, that's how you would have been caught by your Nkem, if you had given in to the temptation.

Anonymous said...

Why you been use Tboss though ? She be seductress for your eye ? Plus this your story sef , so your Nkem been no ask why door dey closed . Okay , maybe you dey carry out private examinations. I hear.

Anonymous said...

Now we have missed a chronicle from your Nkem!

D mbaise gurl said...

Wow. Looks like my kind of move but I hate it when I get stopped like you did to this lady. If i were her, I wil just change my clinic. Help her get pregnant na. Haba. U too stingy with your sperm. U and your nkem should go and take several seats.

Rowland Dominic said...

Isaacson:- Because the woman happens to resemble TBoss. As said in the narrative.

em jay said...

Obodoooooo!

Chummy cho cho said...

Na real Wawu
Thank God you didn't fall for Mrs Tboss☺
BTW, you write so well.
My dh also calls me Nkem😍😍

Classic Chic! said...

I laughed at DAT part too.
Mr tboss n Mrs tboss.

Man u are strong sha, cos wot we women can do eehnn.. That's how I am too, me I will so seduce u to d core n leave u hanging in such a way DAT wen u see me next time,u will tear me!

Happyheart said...

Thank God you overcame the temptation.
I don't think the woman has any evil intention. The life of an infertile woman is a hard one. I have heard stories. I think desperation pushed her. Its best to have a female nurse or call for one whenever you have a patient.

koko insurance said...

Na real wah

nina chocomile said...

I say Amen to this prayer of yours. I detest women who can't be faithful in marriage. After having multiple bf's as a single lady, why not just stay married and faithful. Same goes to married men too, how people cheat on their spouse without their conscience whipping them is shocking.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hmmmmm,wawuuuu

Just Glamour said...

Hmmmm,better husband,more self control to your 'abunna '.

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

*yinmu...
Poster,make I drop!...
Adonbilivit!!...

victor greg chibe said...

U no try oo, you for just get her pregnant na.The hubby already approved it with style. U sef!!!
....Nkem suppose understand....

charles endy said...

Tboss ke?

World People said...

I love the way you write! You captured the scene perfectly!

Adeniji Bisi said...

Applause for u jare
. atewo ko mi a to



Mc pinky

Anonymous said...

I want to add weight I don't know the drugs I can buy I am 28 but people said I look 19/20 it makes me shame I don't even av friends both male ad female because of my small statue people look down on me I can't even talk when my mates are talking because they always said am still a small girl please bvs I need advice on how to look big I am ready to take any drugs as long as it will give me what I want am tired of people's insult even my juniors also look down on me. Stella please post

abril said...

You write so well

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

I know ladies with small stature that have great confidence,and command respect because of the way they carry themselves and speak. Work on your self esteem instead, use the money for drugs to buy a great book (on confidence) that will help boost your confidence. Thank me later.

Precious Omeoga said...

This one na real brouhaha ur very lucky indeed ur head for Catch better fire

Anonymous said...

No profession is as tempting as Medical Doc(male) I pity those guys, d things they c ehen ,even pastors no c HALf. Nna kudos o

Anonymous said...

You no get problem. I look older than my age. That's why I believe Ese's age sorta. I can't relate with my mates. I have older friends. In fact, I can't date a guy in his 20s lest I look like his aunty. It has an advantage though, I command respect and people like us stop aging at some point. It runs in the family. We all have big bones. You won't believe my dad is closing onto 60. Dude looks like he's in his late 40s. My mummy too.
Better enjoy your look, awon ti Pharrell Williams. Hehe.

Anonymous said...

Your size is not your problem,work on your self, how you relate with people, I used to be very small, what but it didn't stop me from relating well with people.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Lol. I can relate to this whole heartedly. First, work on your dress sense. Avoid girly things and wear woman-y things. When you dress up, look at yourself in the mirror and try to see imagine how someone will address you based on how you look. Be honest. If you know you look like a girl, please change the outfit. Look at people like Toke and Genevieve and learn.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

2. Your attitude. I say it here that I'm not a very friendly person on a good day but im sure you guys dont believe me. Well guess what? I need a big attitude to put condescending idiots straight and it works like wild fire. If someone sees you and talks to you with a baby-ish voice cut them at that spot. Dont even condone it.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

They will talk and say bla bla. But thats your own navigation around life and you owe no one any explanation.

3. If you have weak appetite, try and step up. Eat small portions at intervals. Also, calculate your BMI. Its most likely gonna be low so try and match up with doctors recommendation of your physical appearance.

4. Wear hairstyles that frame your face to look like a woman. Dont wear hairstyles that make your face look smaller.

5. I wear heels a lot i dont know about you. You might wanna try it too.

Goodluck!!

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

And to that anonymous troll who said i was 5.3. Bitch I'm 5.5" so shove your imaginations up your wide ass.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

And to that anonymous troll who said i was 5.3. Bitch I'm 5.5" so shove your imaginations up your wide ass.

Justyswt said...

Lol.

Poster I thank for helping u to escape from this temptation.

Chyluv! said...

Some husbands don't mind, i have a friend whose hubby has given her the go ahead to get a sperm donor cos he has azoospermia, he's often out of the country. I advised her against it, n she should try IVF. But guy insists he doesnt mind. Its a sad situation.

Rowland Dominic said...

Hahahahahahaha. Esther you are funny.

Rowland Dominic said...

👍👍👍

Rowland Dominic said...

She so looks like TBoss that why. Ma-binu. Me see like TBoss hence the usage

Hadey Halaba said...

I don't believe also.

Hadey Halaba said...

Maybe u talk like a "small girl" .... Dats y ur mates refer to u as a small girl

U don't have a problem jare. Just go to bed

YahhBoi said...

Medical Doctor bawo....try babalawo. The way women that are billionaires oo wink at my sheikh ehnnn, you will fear fear. They will be doing it openly without any shame o! Medical doctors dey learn ni where babalawo dey.

Anonymous said...

Dr its like you r mad....why bring this here, bringing the profession down? Olodo...oh i forget...we hire technicians too

iyke david said...

This might just be the beginning
Watch and pray ooo

KIDJO( Efe BBN winner's wife��������) said...

Na wa o

Fire And Ice said...

I commend your strength, your nkem is lucky

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