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Saturday, May 13, 2017

Saturday In House Gists - Waffy Slangs That Crack You Up..

We are going South today with this post.........#WaffydeySouth.





''Na today Yansh dey back''?

''At all at all na em bad pass''

This is just for fun and in case you are thinking what going South means...Waffy dey for Southern Nigeria na..abi?



70 comments:

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    1. Chaiii. Dis one na d baddest slang ever. There is God.

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    2. Choi πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kai! Wetin person no go hear!

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    4. FakieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    5. Give me money make you do small,no mean sey I carry my yansh give you

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    6. Lol fake queen you bad gan !!!

      But sha say you know Some are lakes of ocean while some are sahara desert.kikikikiki

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    7. Wetin bring shit come jaw. πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

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    1. Since we're going south, let me stop at PH. Some PH lingua:

      1) Abobi focus!
      2) Saki ofori
      3) Aboy there
      4) Weeda na

      Can't remember any again. I miss PH.

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  3. I nor dey say them shoot bird him mama fly leave am

    Anything when pa na witch...still on colonizing warri

    Eye when dey cry still dey see road

    All die na die

    Pikin when say he mama nor go sleep na orphanage fit am

    Yansh nor get teeth but he dey cut sh*t

    Hahaha forgotten most

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  4. Pain is when men were boys and you want to zip your short/trouser and you zip your dick together with it. Any man that did not feel that pain when small is that one a man?

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  5. Person wey no get money to chop dey claim class?

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  6. Stella wan host Lagos party? If I hear!
    Buhari wan resign? I pray o!
    U wan Kpongrash?......oya nau!



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  7. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy fuck, she dey enjoy labour pains. *runsouttapost.

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    1. face wetin face you- mind your business

      you don lash that your matter?- lash girlfriend

      guy, your teeth complete - you make sense (i guess)

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  8. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.

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  9. I no dey for see mi turn nyash chuk prick inside.

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  10. shuuu…bros whish levo na
    Dere fada
    I dey H
    as e dey hot
    Nothing gum me
    E go be na
    No yawa
    No b beans
    Bone dt thing
    I wan crash
    I go enter u shuuuoo
    Iffa woose u
    guy wida na?
    im make brain die
    cane ur lane

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  11. Warri no dey carry last.

    All die na die

    Abeg give me pain release

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  12. Dem say, dem day na I'm make tortoise no grow bear bear

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  13. Pikin dey craze,him mama talk say he stubborn.

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  14. As e dey hot, Sakara don end

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  15. Warri no de carry last.at all at all na draw. ..if everybody come draw na examiner go carry last...as said by kevwe from Do.good...

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  16. U done baff?
    U wan die?
    Who dey breathe?
    Clear road.
    Nor went there o.
    U no get choose.
    As e dey hot
    Abeg Abeg ehn
    U kiss winch abi u fuck craze
    No take me play

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  17. wey you? fly make you no perch!

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  18. Abeg go look bush.....

    Na story you dey find...

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  19. Make una two gather come range this bed.

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  20. die the matter
    World people
    As as how now
    Dey ur lane
    Abeg put me down
    Ur real papa

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    1. As as how - my favourite

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  21. U dey mad or u just wan mad?

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  22. Who say my water no go boil ,him own them no go see stove

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  23. #If it didn’t matter you wouldn’t be thinking about it*

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  24. I cover my brain with the Blood of God! Too razz mehn! What is warri? Ewwww.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

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  25. I no wan hear say wheelbarrow kill person..Abeg kponlenge for one side...

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  26. Nothing Musa eye never see for gate

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  27. Na only time e go take, Stammerer must pronounce him papa name. ogoro must jump. Monkey smart, Monkey smart na because tree near am.Na who read Naim serious but no who pass Naim sabi book.

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  28. Only me one go treat your fuck up......

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  29. Hmmmm I give warrians hand, una too much, see slangs

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  30. Your teeth complete
    See, park well
    At all at all na winch
    I loyal finish
    Come you dey chew iron?
    Crase man nor get shame, na hin family dey shame
    Eye way dey cry dey see road
    I nor come Warri come look Uche face
    Who you epp, clear fast
    God don catch devil
    You dey hot like Timaya
    Make i nor enter you oh
    I go loss you
    Warri nor dey carry last, last last na draw

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  31. *Any small gbege na pure water

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  32. Woman wey dey find pikin nor dey wear pant sleep
    Weather hot...e no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.

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  33. Okpolo no be open eye.

    Dem no dey beg shit to smell.

    Escort me go,escort me go nai slave trade take start.

    E don red.

    Yawa don gas.

    If you do anyhow,you go see anyhow.

    See gbege.

    You wan kpuff.

    E don wan.

    My palΓ© and malΓ© don show.

    Threaten Na water,action Na blood.




    If you no stay Warri,you may not understandπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜.
    Proudly Warri

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  34. Abeg pass jare
    Ur eye deaf abi ur ear blind
    You nor wise
    You go fear fear naah
    I dey feel am for my kidney
    Your ear back and front

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  35. No matter the shakara wen yansh do, leg dey first am enter inside house.
    No be today yansh get center parting.

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  36. Shuoooooo ,I fear motor pass winch o .
    E no easy for Ezekiel but Emeka make am .

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  37. Pidgin Proverbs
    1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
    2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
    3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
    4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later Γ© go hear am.
    5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
    6. Weather hot!! Γ‰ No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
    7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
    8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
    9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
    10. Person wey don faint before no be
    stranger to death.
    11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
    12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
    13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
    14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! Γ© go hail himself
    15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
    16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
    17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
    18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
    19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
    20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
    21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
    22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
    23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
    24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
    25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
    26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
    where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
    27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
    28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
    29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
    30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
    31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
    32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
    33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
    34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
    35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
    36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
    37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
    38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
    39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
    MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!
    Happy weekend
    *#Ena carez#*

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  38. Pidgin Proverbs
    1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
    2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
    3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
    4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later Γ© go hear am.
    5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
    6. Weather hot!! Γ‰ No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
    7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
    8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
    9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
    10. Person wey don faint before no be
    stranger to death.
    11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
    12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
    13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
    14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! Γ© go hail himself
    15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
    16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
    17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
    18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
    19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
    20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
    21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
    22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
    23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
    24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
    25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
    26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
    where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
    27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
    28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
    29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
    30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
    31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
    32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
    33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
    34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
    35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
    36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
    37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
    38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
    39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
    MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!
    Happy weekend
    *#Ena carez#*

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  39. Una Father!

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  40. Your father left lap!

    O boy, den no jus see your breaklight again o

    One toto dey kill prick

    Na from clap den dey enta dance

    Yansh fine well well nai e no dey face?

    God punish devil!

    You dey crase for head?

    Nor lemme waka enta your life o

    You weh so?

    All d brrrooosss??!!!

    #old Warri!

    Sherry's Daughter

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  41. na from clap them dey enter dance

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  42. Guy abeg kala your mamu - Means guys abeg mind your business

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