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Saturday, 13 May 2017

Saturday In House Gists - Waffy Slangs That Crack You Up..

We are going South today with this post.........#WaffydeySouth.





''Na today Yansh dey back''?

''At all at all na em bad pass''

This is just for fun and in case you are thinking what going South means...Waffy dey for Southern Nigeria na..abi?



70 comments:

Fake queen and boss of Sdk Based on logistics said...

Toto water no big but e dey reach prick take bath

ola wealth said...

Who you EPP?
You don baff

Miss SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Osheyyyy

Isaacson said...

I nor dey say them shoot bird him mama fly leave am

Anything when pa na witch...still on colonizing warri

Eye when dey cry still dey see road

All die na die

Pikin when say he mama nor go sleep na orphanage fit am

Yansh nor get teeth but he dey cut sh*t

Hahaha forgotten most

Chike TEFLON said...

Pain is when men were boys and you want to zip your short/trouser and you zip your dick together with it. Any man that did not feel that pain when small is that one a man?

OluVee said...

Person wey no get money to chop dey claim class?

Etsako Pearl said...

Stella wan host Lagos party? If I hear!
Buhari wan resign? I pray o!
U wan Kpongrash?......oya nau!



Imalee said...

Chaiii. Dis one na d baddest slang ever. There is God.

xquisite said...

Hahaha!

Rhoda Rex said...

Jisox

Rufus ugo said...

Based on logistics

Rufus ugo said...

I raise nyash for una

Rhoda Rex said...

No be as woman dey close eye enjoy fuck, she dey enjoy labour pains. *runsouttapost.

Rhoda Rex said...

Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.

Ahmodu-rufai Danmola said...

Choi πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

Suwa Nen said...

I no dey for see mi turn nyash chuk prick inside.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

shuuu…bros whish levo na
Dere fada
I dey H
as e dey hot
Nothing gum me
E go be na
No yawa
No b beans
Bone dt thing
I wan crash
I go enter u shuuuoo
Iffa woose u
guy wida na?
im make brain die
cane ur lane

jew-di said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Kai! Wetin person no go hear!

Justyswt said...

Warri no dey carry last.

All die na die

Abeg give me pain release

AGELESS T said...

Jaw drops!

AbaMade said...

Dem say, dem day na I'm make tortoise no grow bear bear

lastborn said...

Pikin dey craze,him mama talk say he stubborn.

AbaMade said...

I don learn this one

IBUKUNOLUWA said...

FakieπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Sarah Aluya said...

As e dey hot, Sakara don end

Anonymous said...

Warri no de carry last.at all at all na draw. ..if everybody come draw na examiner go carry last...as said by kevwe from Do.good...

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Is this waffy slangs?

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Use your kidney

Anonymous said...

Since we're going south, let me stop at PH. Some PH lingua:

1) Abobi focus!
2) Saki ofori
3) Aboy there
4) Weeda na

Can't remember any again. I miss PH.

Aproko said...

U done baff?
U wan die?
Who dey breathe?
Clear road.
Nor went there o.
U no get choose.
As e dey hot
Abeg Abeg ehn
U kiss winch abi u fuck craze
No take me play

simache said...

wey you? fly make you no perch!

Madam Small Chops said...

Abeg go look bush.....

Na story you dey find...

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ LUCILE COCONUT OIL

No, na Men slings. Inugo?

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

Make una two gather come range this bed.

Sharon Aminu said...

Crazy man get oga ooo

Miss SSS a.k.a stunning slim shady said...

Drop it like its hawt

Anonymous said...

die the matter
World people
As as how now
Dey ur lane
Abeg put me down
Ur real papa

Anonymous said...

U dey mad or u just wan mad?

Great charming said...

Who say my water no go boil ,him own them no go see stove

St.FranKooL.... said...

#If it didn’t matter you wouldn’t be thinking about it*

SUGAR. said...

I cover my brain with the Blood of God! Too razz mehn! What is warri? Ewwww.πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆπŸšΆ

Imported Suzzy Lalaagbon said...

Screen grabbed for future use
Lmao

Pipi Lee said...

face wetin face you- mind your business

you don lash that your matter?- lash girlfriend

guy, your teeth complete - you make sense (i guess)

Nonye Inspired (James Bond's Girl) said...

I no wan hear say wheelbarrow kill person..Abeg kponlenge for one side...

White Sugar said...

Nothing Musa eye never see for gate

Baz said...

Na only time e go take, Stammerer must pronounce him papa name. ogoro must jump. Monkey smart, Monkey smart na because tree near am.Na who read Naim serious but no who pass Naim sabi book.

sholetoga said...

Only me one go treat your fuck up......

IJAY said...

Hmmmm I give warrians hand, una too much, see slangs

Okorie Oluchi said...

Give me money make you do small,no mean sey I carry my yansh give you

Anonymous said...

As as how - my favourite

Anonymous said...

Your teeth complete
See, park well
At all at all na winch
I loyal finish
Come you dey chew iron?
Crase man nor get shame, na hin family dey shame
Eye way dey cry dey see road
I nor come Warri come look Uche face
Who you epp, clear fast
God don catch devil
You dey hot like Timaya
Make i nor enter you oh
I go loss you
Warri nor dey carry last, last last na draw

Beloved said...

Lol fake queen you bad gan !!!

But sha say you know Some are lakes of ocean while some are sahara desert.kikikikiki

Cherry Wine said...

*Any small gbege na pure water

NaMe BeDis said...

Wetin bring shit come jaw. πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚

Vivilicious said...

Woman wey dey find pikin nor dey wear pant sleep
Weather hot...e no mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.

Nora Nelson said...

Okpolo no be open eye.

Dem no dey beg shit to smell.

Escort me go,escort me go nai slave trade take start.

E don red.

Yawa don gas.

If you do anyhow,you go see anyhow.

See gbege.

You wan kpuff.

E don wan.

My palΓ© and malΓ© don show.

Threaten Na water,action Na blood.




If you no stay Warri,you may not understandπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜.
Proudly Warri

Awesome R said...

Abeg pass jare
Ur eye deaf abi ur ear blind
You nor wise
You go fear fear naah
I dey feel am for my kidney
Your ear back and front

Esther amaka said...

"For winsh?"

Shennel Hyacinth said...

No matter the shakara wen yansh do, leg dey first am enter inside house.
No be today yansh get center parting.

Shennel Hyacinth said...

Shuoooooo ,I fear motor pass winch o .
E no easy for Ezekiel but Emeka make am .

diamond said...

Warri! Their fade!

Nora Nelson said...

Area!!!lol
You go fear fear nah

ije said...

Ahahaha

Anonymous said...

Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later Γ© go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! Γ‰ No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! Γ© go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!
Happy weekend
*#Ena carez#*

Anonymous said...

Pidgin Proverbs
1. Na for old age ashawo dey know the value of pikin.
2. Woman wey never see problem.. Na im dey still hold breast run.
3. Woman wey dey find pikin no dey wear pant sleep.
4. Rat wey follow lizard enter rain, na later Γ© go hear am.
5. Na for afternoon dem dey find black goat.
6. Weather hot!! Γ‰ No mean say fowl go lay boiled egg.
7. EYE WEY DEY CRY DEY SEE ROAD?.
8. Pikin wey him mama back cross water, wey say him march fish, wetin him mama go march?
9. Small pikin wey dem carry for back no know say the journey far.
10. Person wey don faint before no be
stranger to death.
11. Person wey chop belle full, no know wetin hungry man dey see.
12. No be as woman dey close eye enjoy sex she dey enjoy labour pains.
13. Yansh no get teeth but e dey cut poo.
14. Lizard wey fall from tall iroko tree, if nobody hail am!! Γ© go hail himself
15. IF GIRL TAKE HUSBAND DO BOYFRIEND, NA SHE SABI.
16. Cockroach wey jam fowl, jam bad luck.
17. Na cricket tell him children say, No matter how ground strong, Them no go sleep outside.
18. Pikin wey say him mama no fine dey use style call him papa blind man.
19. No be eye wey dem take chop eba dem take dey share meat.
20. Person wey use Elephant set trap, na him know wetin he wan Catch.
21. When Breeze Blow Fowl Yash Go Open.
22. STUDENT WEY READ NA HIM SERIOUS, BUT STUDENT WEY PASS NA HIM KNOW BOOK.
23. Dem no dey tell tortoise say race don start.
24. Dem no dey tell blind man say salt no dey for food.
25. Before you see monkey, monkey don see you.
26. Thief wey jump fence enter house
where owner dey wait for am, no go jump again.
27. If pikin say he sabi die, him papa sef go tell am say him sabi bury.
28. Na wetin dey sweet for goat mouth, Na im dey kill am.
29. If e be like say everybody dey craze" na you dey craze.
30. Meat wey you dey forbid, no use your teeth cut am.
31. My thing and our thing no be the same oh.
32. Na happiness dey make prick stand.
33. Na as goat stand for market dem dey price am.
34. Craze no hard to form, na the trekking be wahala.
35. Its a small world!! No mean say you fit trek from Naija go London.
36. No matter how hot your temper be, e no fit boil beans.
37. Chicken wey run from Borno go Ibadan go still end up inside pot of soup.
38. Today’s newspaper na tomorrow Suya wrap.
39. Akara and moi moi get the same parent, na wetin dem pass through make dem different.
MY PIPUL UNA FIT ADD UNA OWN O!
Happy weekend
*#Ena carez#*

Anonymous said...

Una Father!

Anonymous said...

Your father left lap!

O boy, den no jus see your breaklight again o

One toto dey kill prick

Na from clap den dey enta dance

Yansh fine well well nai e no dey face?

God punish devil!

You dey crase for head?

Nor lemme waka enta your life o

You weh so?

All d brrrooosss??!!!

#old Warri!

Sherry's Daughter

IJAY said...

na from clap them dey enter dance

Anonymous said...

Guy abeg kala your mamu - Means guys abeg mind your business

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