I am fine but just here,thinking of Amala,gbegiri and Ewedu soup with goat meat that has body odour,you know the stubborn one that blocks the road when you want to pass or keeps shouting meeeeeeeeeh when you are on the phone...LMAO #meeeeh #goatmeatwithbodyodour.
CHIZOMAM CELEBRATES PLUS ONE
Hi Stella, its Chizomam...thank you so much for posting the advert. God bless you dearly; you will NEVER be reduced in life...FOREVER UPLIFTED!!
I do hope I qualify for face of IHN cuz Friday June, 2nd is my birthday.
Thanks Cynthia...God bless you for your kind words.
Thank you so much Stella I really appreciate.
Warm Regards,
Chizomam.
Happy Birthday darling Chizo
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WEDDING VENDORS NEEDED
Hello all, please I need the services of a good makeup artist, photographer, event decorator and cake baker In Jos Plateau State for a wedding coming up soon... Kindly recommend someone you know by dropping their Facebook or Instagram handles...
Or they can call me on 07082421468...
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APPRECIATION
Happy new month Stella.
Thanks for what you did for me. May God reward you abundantly. In case you forgot, I'm the widow/guarantor who was given a total of 60k a while ago courtesy of your kind heart. I just thought to let you know the situation of things now.
Since the cash was not enough for my gas refilling business, I used it to start selling food on a small scale. The first pics is the look of my shop before I got the cash, after I got the cash I asked the carpenter to remove the shelves on both sides and use them to make a long bench and table for eating and I added a small bench that I have before.
He also made the counter from where I'm serving the food. Now I cook moi moi and make pap in the evenings for Muslims in this area as they are very plenty here. After the fasting, I will be selling rice, beans, fried plantain, fufu, eba, etc. I wish I had enough to buy a freezer as they are asking for soft drinks, I would have even added beer after the fasting but it is well.
My children and I eat at least twice daily now. May God replenish the givers pockets and grant you too all your heart desires. Have a beautiful month of June.
Bv Aunty sabina.
Hmmmmmmm I will get back to you Mam....let me think of how to do partiality..LMAO.
When you give you receive double measure pressed down,shaken together and running over....this shall be your portion in Jesus name.
Thank you.
Northie,please send me your account details so i can forward to this Lady.
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BUSINESS MEME
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We would also love to do give this size of Plantain flour to a BV who has a diabetic parent. First caller gets it.
That Amala up there is EVERYTHING...Kaiiiii
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IYA IBEJI TRUE LIFE SERIES
AJEBO AND EYEGLASSES
The next year we visited grandma and gradually my kids started eating regular food again and their specialty was beans and garri (B&G). People of God if you see my kids eating B&G fear go catch you.
We served them the garri with blended soya beans and milk with sugar, so inviting and the way they munched it ehn was so tempting me wey dey watch weight will join them sometimes.
My kids will sit on the floor (grandma no dey eat beans for dinning table) they will eat and eat belle go big anyhow, their dad will be begging them to stop.
So one dey sister inlaw came to the house and I was sharing my new joy of how my kids were B&G champions. She was impress but worried
SIL: Don't you think too much garri is not good for them
ME: that's why I added soya beans and milk now
SIL: You know garri affects the eye, easy o before they start having eye problems and start wearing glasses
ME: so you believe too much garri can cause eye problem
SIL: yes o you never hear an before
ME: since I was born and now I'm getting..... Hmm slimmer I have never seen an Ajepako child wear glasses
SIL: the thing sef they surprise me. I don reason am before.
ME: abeg make we leave matter for mama Mattias
Na so we take change gist.
So brethren have you ever wondered why Ajebo children usually wear glasses and Ajepako don't?
The Iya beji 1
Iya Ibeji true life series will be back on Monday In house News...stay tuned!
BTW I hate beans with a passion cos the thing wey my folks use my eyes see eating beans growing up was just too much.....Beans morning,akara afternoon and moin moin night everyday in several variations...lol
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Thanks Cynthia...God bless you for your kind words.
Thank you so much Stella I really appreciate.
Warm Regards,
Chizomam.
Happy Birthday darling Chizo
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WEDDING VENDORS NEEDED
Hello all, please I need the services of a good makeup artist, photographer, event decorator and cake baker In Jos Plateau State for a wedding coming up soon... Kindly recommend someone you know by dropping their Facebook or Instagram handles...
Or they can call me on 07082421468...
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APPRECIATION
Happy new month Stella.
Thanks for what you did for me. May God reward you abundantly. In case you forgot, I'm the widow/guarantor who was given a total of 60k a while ago courtesy of your kind heart. I just thought to let you know the situation of things now.
Since the cash was not enough for my gas refilling business, I used it to start selling food on a small scale. The first pics is the look of my shop before I got the cash, after I got the cash I asked the carpenter to remove the shelves on both sides and use them to make a long bench and table for eating and I added a small bench that I have before.
He also made the counter from where I'm serving the food. Now I cook moi moi and make pap in the evenings for Muslims in this area as they are very plenty here. After the fasting, I will be selling rice, beans, fried plantain, fufu, eba, etc. I wish I had enough to buy a freezer as they are asking for soft drinks, I would have even added beer after the fasting but it is well.
My children and I eat at least twice daily now. May God replenish the givers pockets and grant you too all your heart desires. Have a beautiful month of June.
Bv Aunty sabina.
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Does anyone have an old freezer or anything to help make this day job easier?The shop looks so naked.....contact Aunty Sabina jennyomoty@yahoo.com
Thanks to everyone who will reach out.....
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OBEYING THE CALL TO SOW
Hello Lovely Stella,
My name is Fati Bassey and I am sold out to your blog. My love for you and your blog stems from the fact that you not only dish out news or gossip, you reach out and inspire people and that alone got me hooked since my brother introduced me to your blog. You are doing a beautiful job.
More feathers to your cap. I've been visiting your blog for a little over a year now and I've been inspired and encouraged one time too many by real stories and the close knit communal feeling/love being expressed here. I have never commented *sideeyes*, hopefully soon enough I'd go for the kill...lol..
More feathers to your cap. I've been visiting your blog for a little over a year now and I've been inspired and encouraged one time too many by real stories and the close knit communal feeling/love being expressed here. I have never commented *sideeyes*, hopefully soon enough I'd go for the kill...lol..
Please, pardon my long read. My reason for sending this personal mail is cos I want to tap into that privilege of reaching out to someone who is going through worse than I am now. I have learnt from your blog that in spite of my own situation, I can still be a blessing to someone out there who I don't know but God will use me to put a little smile on their face.
I do not have much to give but the little I have, I want to reach out so that the story of my life can also change. I trust God to do something new for me in this new month as I obey this call to sow into someone.
I want to give out 5k and you can contact me when you make a choice of the recipient or I can send to you and you give to the person.
Thank you for this platform. God bless you.
Hmmmmmmm I will get back to you Mam....let me think of how to do partiality..LMAO.
When you give you receive double measure pressed down,shaken together and running over....this shall be your portion in Jesus name.
Thank you.
Northie,please send me your account details so i can forward to this Lady.
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BUSINESS MEME
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WHO NEEDS A DRIVER?
Dear Mrs Stella,
I am a reader of blog especially the chronicles. Please ma, I need a job. I can drive very well, I can drive across states and I can also do city driving. I have valid driver license. I am a university graduate. I can speak English and Yoruba fluently, I understand little Igbo. I am from the Southwest of Nigeria. I am a very loyal and diligent man in his mid-thirties. I can send you the copies of my driver license, passport or any means of identification if there's need to do this. I can also send my credentials. I live in Agege, Lagos.
Please ma help post it on your platform, maybe someone in need of driver can contact me.
I can be reached via this email ID: kongjeangeorges4@yahoo.com.
Thank you
seun
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BUSINESS MEME AND GIVEAWAY
We would also love to do give this size of Plantain flour to a BV who has a diabetic parent. First caller gets it.
That Amala up there is EVERYTHING...Kaiiiii
.....................................................................................
IYA IBEJI TRUE LIFE SERIES
AJEBO AND EYEGLASSES
The next year we visited grandma and gradually my kids started eating regular food again and their specialty was beans and garri (B&G). People of God if you see my kids eating B&G fear go catch you.
We served them the garri with blended soya beans and milk with sugar, so inviting and the way they munched it ehn was so tempting me wey dey watch weight will join them sometimes.
My kids will sit on the floor (grandma no dey eat beans for dinning table) they will eat and eat belle go big anyhow, their dad will be begging them to stop.
So one dey sister inlaw came to the house and I was sharing my new joy of how my kids were B&G champions. She was impress but worried
SIL: Don't you think too much garri is not good for them
ME: that's why I added soya beans and milk now
SIL: You know garri affects the eye, easy o before they start having eye problems and start wearing glasses
ME: so you believe too much garri can cause eye problem
SIL: yes o you never hear an before
ME: since I was born and now I'm getting..... Hmm slimmer I have never seen an Ajepako child wear glasses
SIL: the thing sef they surprise me. I don reason am before.
ME: abeg make we leave matter for mama Mattias
Na so we take change gist.
So brethren have you ever wondered why Ajebo children usually wear glasses and Ajepako don't?
The Iya beji 1
Iya Ibeji true life series will be back on Monday In house News...stay tuned!
BTW I hate beans with a passion cos the thing wey my folks use my eyes see eating beans growing up was just too much.....Beans morning,akara afternoon and moin moin night everyday in several variations...lol
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Ola, didn't see the link ooooo
ReplyDeleteDidn't even know it was posted!!!
Abeg where I fit find am, it's not in Monday's Sp Or IHN
Ed I'm gamed! Onye gbaa α»sα» nna ya!! α»ya nyem akara ekwe igwe gi ka anyi rα»₯α».
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ReplyDeleteI knew the Lagos forum will be a mess. Group neva start dem dey pick names and numbers to chat up and scam. Nobody should spoil the Lagos party make I talk my heart.
ReplyDeleteIstanbul that begs upandan codedly is aiming to chat. Useless thing.
Weldone yoriryori, you sure deserve it Biko enjoy
ReplyDeleteLol.
ReplyDeleteEkaJoy wan take anonymous kill person for this blog. Monday to Friday smashing bvs and knocking heads. Babes please forgive them and reverse to using your ID. E do pls
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteOla PH...
That was how one idiot commented yesterday. Still came under her comment to claim first position. And she claims she's a student, a student that's always on sdk, 24/7.
ReplyDeleteEd weds Elastic...
ReplyDeletePerfect match
Simiiiii
ReplyDeleteKae Kae no story today?
ReplyDeleteIn our Lagos WhatsApp group chat someone name Istabul is trying to scam us, but we him before any damage, so that is the reason we are calling him out so that he won't defraud other Bvs, please clarify to us that it isn't you, oya
ReplyDeleteChameleon wadup?
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Adonbelivit!!!!
ReplyDeleteI refuse to believe... Lol
Pastor Kris ishi nini
Well for me, I don't dig big dick.Guys with average dick re ok for me.But guys with smaller dicks can work wonders eh, I had one then.He told me his previous gf complained to him that his dick was too small. Guess what, This guy made me attain my very first orgasm.Ask me how??
ReplyDeleteBefore we jangolova,Mr U would worship my abuna with his tongue for more than 20mins, I will be screaming off my head and vibrating vigorously like an epileptic patient, but Mr U won't stop even when my juice be flowing like Limpopo river,His tongue would be on my Clit while his fingers were in my V-hole,shooking shoku shoku.πππMr U was good with his tongue and fingers.So nobi by dick size abeg
Chai. I'm wet by merely remembering our escapades
Don't ask me what happened to Mr , because I don't even knowπ£π£π£π£π£.
@galore u badt gone,Did you forget your TOTO inside my own TOTO?
ReplyDeleteIsaacson carried the two kegs filled with water towards the school. It was a Saturday morning and lack of water is a normal occurrence in University of IHN boys hostel. They trek miles towards the school farm to get water at the stream beside the farm. The path to the school farm used to be a thick forest, but the school's farm and students presence has reduced it to a bush, it was a notorious spot for the cult groups on campus, they maim, rape, steal and bully students into submission there.
ReplyDeleteIsaacson was almost at the school clinic side when two lanky dudes began to follow him. He walked faster and didn't wait to take a short rest as he had been doing. The weight of the kegs bite into his palm but he couldn't wait, he is not yet close to where people are. He kept on walking and his stomach churned as thoughts of the cult activities in campus came rushing back.
One of the lanky dudes made a sound with his lips "Psteeeew, Psteeeew" Isaacson pretended he couldn't hear and broke into a loud Igbo song instead, he sang with all his might as his voice shook, he remembered his loved ones, his pastor and every other person that means so much to him.
"What if they catch up with me and slaughter me" he thought inwardly. It was just 15 paces to the school clinic when one of the lanky dudes caught up with him and gave him a hot smack at the back of his head
"Chineke'm! Eeeeeewoooo!" he screamed in pain
" guy, you deaf? Person dey call you since you no answer" the first dude said in a gruff voice looking him up and down.
The eyes of the two dudes were scary to look at, bloodshot with specks of brown. Isaacson looked away. The dudes smiled and walked around him, then one of the pat him on the head.
" Hmmm, guy, you resemble pesin wey go get potential in Black Hammer o"
" No be why we follow am be dat" the second dude asked rhetorically.
Isaacson's legs began to shake, his heart beat faster and he impulsively placed his hands on his head. The two dudes smiled and one of them put his hand into his pocket, staring hard at Isaacson, he took his time and kept his hand there without breaking the stare.
" Dis guy get liver o"
Isaacson was paralyzed with fear but it was mistook for arrogance, the dude's hand remained in his pocket, he smiled and exposed a surprisingly white good set of teeth.
" You don pass the first phase, after I bring wetin dey dis pocket out and you still no shake, you don become a Black Hammer pikin be dat"
"One... Two... Three... " the other dude began to count. It was as if the counting was the spiritual stone that broke the spell that held Isaacson, like one possessed, he screamed suddenly and took to his legs before the dudes could realize what was going on.
He ran with his might shouting on top of his voice
" Jesus! Jesus!! Jesus!!!"
The two lanky dudes were speechless for few seconds before bursting into laughter.
" Guy, this water go do us coom and bath so?"
" Yes nah"
They then carried the two kegs of water and walked to their hostel.
TGIF baby... Face of ihn is fine
ReplyDeleteI know how to give head very well and my head game is top notch..what am I even saying sef.
ReplyDeleteOk,I ve the criteria but won't date you because your dick is too bigππππ
Nawa o
ReplyDeleteWhat is going on here?
Una don begin spoil the Lagos party chat group?
I never join the group yet oo, chai! See drama!! I was still planning on buying a new sim card to use and join the group, I can't use any of my main phone lines, God forbid!
Make I come go buy the sim card sef, I need to see things for myself because I love amebo..
Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Loveme jeje, Rhoda rex, una dey for the group? I dey come...
Lol. I nor dey the group.
DeleteOnwa has been busted. Lmao!the hungry idiot tried it with me o. Ugly idiot forming posh.
ReplyDeleteThanks once again.
ReplyDeleteThe person that dropped this comment actually needs help, she should go for counseling asap!
ReplyDeleteDon't abuse don't innocent child, whatever u sow in him at this stage, that u must surely reap in 100 folds! Resist the devil and it will flee!
Krix signing out via iPhone 7+
Una never start to plan for the lagos party, una don dey scam una selves. Ok kwontinue according to Buhari
ReplyDeleteLet's call this union #Edastic2017 @Chike
ReplyDeletehahahaha Ijay come and enjoy with me now. Afterall i asked you to come and take tea with me, you refused.
ReplyDeletePapiJ, 36?
ReplyDeleteI doubt, he's not that old.
Stella this is unbelievable. That mail was meant for your eyes only OMG, you are just unpredictable with a heart of gold. Thank you so much sis.
ReplyDeleteLol, anon 15:00. Is it ur student? Abi is it ur first position? πͺπͺ
ReplyDeleteThank you ma'am. ππ
ReplyDelete*kisses* @Tetty
ReplyDelete@Ed eeeeeew yuck yuck yuck!!!
ReplyDeletethanx alot guys, my head keep spinning, my eardrums are blocked. i cant even hear my sef. taste buds have automatically stopped functioning. i feel high even when i dint take a single alcohol.
kai now i truly understand what people mean by HEALTH IS WEALTH.
isssssh!!! i wouldnt want my greatest enemy go tru this shitty experience.
*sneezes outta post*
Very funny convosππ
ReplyDeleteIgwe Teflon ima ife ana arα»₯.
ReplyDelete#DontQuoteMe
Good afternoon Stella, pls am seeing messages on the ihn right now first from kelvin,I didn't understand what he meant before,until I was seeing other messages that one istanbul using same name as mine that he is trying to defraud them on a group. firstly I don't reside in Lagos, secondly am not a guy but a female, so they should disregard such person or look for a way to catch the person red handed. Pls ma someone is impersonating me and trying to spoil my name
ReplyDeleteMy dear Istanbul..the truth is that you can count more guys with an average pp than with large ones. The most important part is in the use. Some ladies have told tales of how guys with big stuff don't even know how to use them and can't pleasure them. So my question is who big pp help? A guy who has a moderately sized pp and can take you to heaven and back, or a guy who delights in having a gigantic pp and cannot adequately pleasure a woman. Your guess is as good as mine!!
ReplyDeleteYinmu...even if you're the one,will you say yes???abegiiiii,all these new comers...
ReplyDeletePlease i need the whats app to be in the Lagos group chat, can someone help me?
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ReplyDeleteGood afternoon everyone. Happy weekend.
ReplyDeleteKrix nwokeoma, nwelu ya nwayoo nwanna πππ
ReplyDeleteThis one that its now just krix, your iPhone 7 don lost?
Where's my baileys bottle, Lady bug I'm gonna break yo head if you dont stop bugging me
ReplyDeleteRich princess dear, Ke kwanu?
Aunty sabina weh don ma. It is well with you and your household. You never still come collect that post for our club o.
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa
Stella ekuse ooo. God bless you.
So sorry dear,Truly life goes on and all you ve to do is stay strong and make hime proud.
ReplyDeleteIkwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa Droyalty why you never pass the baton to her. May GOD Almighty help you. You call her and she no answer.
ReplyDeleteI wonder why you are shouting
πππππππππππ@Chike... Okwa I ga abu onye isi oche... Elastic ngwanu,aga ama ihe aga eme yaππππ
ReplyDeletehas anyone heard from the guy that advertised for the post of Accountant last week on IHN. hope no be to Assembly Cv he want? adebisi from afonchiesconsulting
ReplyDeleteπππππππ@Simi
ReplyDeleteLady bug you don dey kolo oπππππ
Can't remember again, most I know will lighten or bleach u, depending on your skin, u can use (skin therapy(ultra white)), it's on konga, don't mind what dey wrote ontop, ur color won't change drastically...but it might change, lol.
ReplyDelete14:50. I laugh when people say I roam blogs... Abeg,how una dey see me, if una sef no dey roam blogs? ...Hypocriticals shit
ReplyDeleteAnd it is not @Hopkins, that was a typo.. ..it is @Hawkins
@Galore
Instabul with ur fat kpomo lips! π The Thunder fire ur left NYASH wella? π Mumu if it's not u we r referring to, then y r u fearing?? π
ReplyDeleteKelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin
Onwa Kennyson is the ENUGU guy. Wawa old man Mr Kenneth Edeh he went to drop something in Turkey and made small change. Keep out of his reach, guy is bleach bleach. Smelly man with no shingbai.
ReplyDeleteLeave bvs alone oloshi.
Looool! Idi very bad. Hahahahahaha. He's a big fool. Idiot Onwa Kennyson!
DeleteThe cow buzzed me too. I quickly deleted him.
DeleteLeave my Galore alone before thunder fire your skullπ fool.
ReplyDeleteHi Iphie dearie, I just read ur explanation on Sp about covfefe. Thanks. I thought I might have missed where it started on the blog. Just like "firm"
ReplyDeletehahahahaha Droyalty i never join ooo. I dont think i need to join. Siddon look be my name
ReplyDeleteHaha Stella, u have been disbooed.
ReplyDeleteED EEWWWWWWW FUCKING EEWWWWWWW *BARFS AGGRESSIVELY
ReplyDelete@cookie, na isoko naim get banga soup nau. No doubt about that.
ReplyDeleteOluwadarasimi, ekasun o.so wa pa?
ReplyDeleteWho has Baygon or Raid, we need to exterminate Lady Bug......Which kain witchcraft spamming and trolling be this one. Lollll
ReplyDeleteI kinda love the way she trolls. Lol
Delete@ Anonymous 14:20, if you go into any Boots or Debenhams store you can ask the ladies at Clarins stands and they will be able to recommend what to use.
ReplyDeleteI used one of their facials years ago and it was very good.
@Istanbul are you okey istanbul or Ada istanbul?
ReplyDeleteI'll like to join the Lagos parry whatsapp group.
ReplyDeleteLink please
And you believe that nonsense
ReplyDeleteSomebody will just fabricate trash and post
T baby I love you a long time ππππππ
ReplyDeleteπππππππππππππππ@Pipi... Oya o...make una start to dey contribute marriage ceremony money.... Edastic2017
ReplyDeleteHhahahahhahhahahaahahha Stella o. I understand the feeling
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