Friday must be like some men cos it ''comes'' so fast...LOL.
Any drama?LOOOL
Ehen....those of you who keep complaining that i post News late,maybe its a deliberate attempt,maybe its not but i do know that in Journalism,no News is late and style of reporting is important..why dont you read and pass?must you say''Ah i was mad when i read it yesterday blah blah blah''...
thats a shade *sobs*.....
We must all not post News the same time if it is not breaking the internet (even if it is...)....I also sometimes like to save some stories for the next day..
I may not be perfect but its my style....By 9am,I will drop Yesterday's News,delivered in a new style..LMAO....please rate it from a scale of 1-10 when it drops darling!
You guys take it easy and stop shading my hustle biko.Thank you.....Is this dramatic enough?
Please those of you sending me IHN adverts,I have said severally that I only do business memes now,that means your business and photo as one,no need for long words.I will only do meme and words if there is a giveaway attached.....It's covfefe to manage on my side.
Hello Blog boo sexy daddy..Ooops mistake, I meant Krix via iPhone7+
I hope your day and hustle turns out well.
Kisses!
Maybe it's not your child or she needed your sperm for donation.
ReplyDeleteGood morning
ReplyDeleteYour case is really different
ReplyDeleteApply Self control nah
ReplyDeleteWhy did u allow him to see it? You should have deleted it now see he will turn you to his personal loaner
ReplyDeleteEmjay no prayer today ?😩
ReplyDeleteLol
ReplyDeleteHow are you mummy twins?
ReplyDeleteLol,Justyswt..
ReplyDeletePres. Donald Trump twitted it mistakenly on his twitter handle few days ago.
This is the incomplete tweet: 'Despite the constant negative press covfefe....
So ofcourse it went viral... People started speculating on it obsessively. And you know no love is lost between Donald T and most Americans.. They've had a field day with it.
Hope this helps? I hate 'floating' too!
Lmao, Cynthia it actually has a meaning o.
ReplyDeleteThose anonymous that are always pressed with me are the chrocodilians. I dash them the name.
Annon 9:17
ReplyDeleteSee as u jonze😂😂😂
Covfefe is Donald Trump's incomplete tweet. He mistakenly used the word that is no where to be found in the dictionary and didn't come out to correct it. #covfefe.
ReplyDeleteStella, I just like how you play around with words. Una go like laugh and drama for house well well. Lol.
I'm sure so many will be like #TGIF but we that go to work on Saturday na siddon look we dey.
Happy Friday fellow Bvs'.
This looks familiar.. I think I have seen it somewhere else. Lol
ReplyDeleteGood morning Dara, trust you are good
ReplyDeleteThe emojis wey u type nko?
ReplyDeleteSee ur head like wall gecko own😂
Me seff wan know Wetin be that "covfefe"
ReplyDeleteWho are you?
ReplyDeleteU for drop ur name nah
Amen to your prayers
ReplyDeleteToday is a shout out day for me. Hello yori yori, chikito, beloved, ibk simi, ola wealth, krix, Ijay, bloglord, queen and boss, isaacson, chike, martin, kelvin, sandy yo, lafresh, fabmum, pipe lee, lolo ideato, Tgw, jostified mum. Pls i am comming back with more names. Btw i have been busy gathering documents for my Germany trip. So help me God
ReplyDeleteAdaugo Imo... 😘😘🤑😘😘
DeleteAdaugo see you there darling..
DeleteLol😘
DeleteAmen
Hello, say hi to my german boyfriend
DeleteBeautiful adaugo IMO, successful trip is my prayer for you
DeleteJennex Nne Idi Ok, please put me in your box ohhh
DeleteHi Ada, wehdon!
DeleteGod will see you through Adaugo😘
DeleteThe affordable ones:
ReplyDeleteFrancoise bedon carotte
QEI+ Carrot Oil
Makari Naturelle Carotonic
Patricia Reynier...
Confessions of a shopaholic😂🤣🤣🤣
ReplyDeleteHowdy????
So you're IGBO ? Waawu!!!!
ReplyDeleteUtutu oma Nne
...u gonn need sombodi to lean onnnn...
ReplyDeleteHello everyone.
ReplyDeleteWHat a late comer I'm today.
It's a beautiful and very busy day for me
I need all the strength..
@anon about the kunu, go and read it well. There waswas ginger in it. I talked about soaking it together with the millet and guinea corn..
@another anon, you go dey alright last last. But just in case you need help, contact me and I'm willing to help you financially. I'm serious. Your jobless I worrisome.
@chikito,lol. I will seize fire.
HaveHave a nice day yall ..
Count down to my gals birthday. @cookie, yo?? We counting yeah??
Yeah, boo-boo kitty😘😘😘😘😘
DeleteUhmmm don't be confused Atheist, 2 different people, top of the morning to you.
ReplyDeleteSorry darling but why not sit him done and confront him and you need that gold circle as proof for ur family make sure you take a picture I'm sure you two can work it out don't take the easy way out fight for ur man
ReplyDeleteShakiti Baby, you know this 😘😘
ReplyDeleteLmao @ queen Cleopatra
ReplyDeleteAnd who told u d grass is greener on the other side. Do u think the next man won't cheat on U. Talk to ur husband and tell him how u feel instead of running away at the first sign of trouble, what if he is also having some grudge against U as well. So how do u resolve d issue if U don't communicate
ReplyDeleteBloglord it is because you buy inferior clothes. Thats why
ReplyDelete😒😒😒
DeleteAmaka, what are you depressed about?
ReplyDeleteDon't let whatever it is weigh you down.
Fight and conquer it.
You can do it.
Grabs Mic from Pipi!🎼🎼🎧🎧🎤🎤🎹🎹🎹🎹🎸🎸🎺🎺🎺🎷🎷🎷🥁🥁🎻🎻🎻🎻
ReplyDeleteYou can call on me brother
When you need a hand
We all need somebody to lean on
I just might have a problem
That you'll understand
We all need somebody to leannnnnn on
*Drops 🎤for someone else and sashays away*
🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️🚶🏻♀️ This smiley looks like I'm slouching away though. LOL
Go to mana tega in yaba buy anew body cream,shower gel and serum use it twice daily
ReplyDeleteYinmu
ReplyDeleteKikikikiki... IB baby,, leave Cookie mouth biko, no b you bend am?
ReplyDeleteUhrobo makes the best Banga soup
ReplyDeleteIsoko people be learners for where we dey.
Now I can't wait to get home to eat better Banga soup with catfish and starch...Better food wey dey burst brain
I follow you ask oh, oya make una explain covfefe
ReplyDeleteI am better simi thanks
ReplyDeleteNa wa oh! Pele dear, u go de alright.But ds ur "grammatical error" na one in town o, n u don't know how to use full stops? Incredible!!!!
ReplyDeleteAwon decoders👓👓👓👓, got you these medicated glasses,,your eyes must be giving up already
ReplyDeleteSame to you. RAMADAN KAREEM!!!
ReplyDelete*coverage not *covered @Beloved
ReplyDeleteI'm inspired,Nora.thanks for dropping this piece.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to her.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy..
I shall be Congratulated Soon.
Darasimi ooooh
ReplyDeleteI'm replacing Olufunmi with your name from Styl plus's song....
Darasimi oooh ma pa mi lekun oo...😂😂🤣🤣
Will you keep short??
ReplyDeleteSo to wear expensive cloths na living large abi..?
Ode
Supo
Kelv, ma Hercules... See my comment up up there ↑↑↑↑↑↑⇧⇧⇧⇧⇧⇧
ReplyDeleteMy dear u no lie,e be like say konji na bastard true true😩
ReplyDeleteI'll really love to attend Lagos sdk party , hopefully I'll be in lagos then but I don't seem to see anything regarding preparations for that
ReplyDeleteYou r on a long thing..
DeletePreparations hhas commenced since..
Check Monday's SP for their WhatsApp link
When you want to buy them, hold on for a minute and ask yourself, "what will I use this for?", "won't it be a waste?", "isn't it too expensive?", "can't I get it cheaper?". If you're honest, you'll have the right answer. Then tell the vendor sorry, next time and leave.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I do.
Take it seriously o to avoid unnecessary fights with your le boo.
How did it end up there when I posted it right here? I hate this!
ReplyDeleteI sure say na him u seff dey wear cos na only like that u go fit know
ReplyDeleteLolz. Its Donald trumpet ooo..
ReplyDeleteI think he taboned
hahahaha Adaugo i like your style. Abeg continue gathering you will get there Amen
ReplyDeleteDo what makes you happy. It should be YOU before anyone.Sit him down and bare your mind before making a decision.
ReplyDeleteBTW, gstrings are cool and boyleg panties.. SEXY!
In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the women.
ReplyDelete.... Scar Faceeeeeee!!!!!!
Talk to him. Ask him what he's looking for. Don't quarrel, take it easy. If he's tired of the marriage, you will know. However, I'm team pray it out and try to make it work.
ReplyDelete*Disclaimer - if he's cheating, Biko enter mermaid mode. No time for disease abeg.
Is it that you girls that go anonymous to fool your unknown selves re so jobless that you don't have anything else to do other than to come up with senseless things.
ReplyDeleteAbeg come help me wash my toilet since you nor get work.efulefu
Don mayor. Welldone o
ReplyDeleteYou should have deleted your alerts after reading, I do that. Not that my hubby borrows from me but men sometimes feel like 'she's not broke,her needs are secondary'. BUT I still borrow him with interest when I want to.. Lol!
ReplyDeleteTell him that you transferred the money back to the owner..
Thanks beloved
ReplyDelete*grabs Mike from Iphie*
ReplyDelete🎤🎤🎹🎤🎤🎸🎧
...💁💁💁🙅🙅
If there is a load you have to bear
That you can't carry
I'm right up the road
I'll share your load
You just calk me
If you need a friend, call me
...
🎤🎤🎤🎹🎸🎧🎤🎤
Thanks guys!
ReplyDeleteI must begin to work on it ASAP.
Lol @ closing my eyes. This one wey de shine like policeman torch?😁issokay will try.
Amaka please try to conquer that depression ok?
La Effizy, I am glad we are in a good place now. Oya collect💋 and give this to Mrs Gemini 💋💋💋(I think I mistakenly used miss yesterday).
Thank you darlings. Gotta run. Short day, plenty to do.
All comments blowing me some brown sugar, I acknowledge with these💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋💋.
Ok, so off I go.
See y'all much later
Pipi Lee1 June 2017 at 14:41
ReplyDeleteLol
Sandy Yo!
It is the newest slang on the internet started from a typo by no other person than the great and powerful POTUS. In his usual way, he was tweeting late at night, I guess he was so exhausted , so he tweeted, "Despite the constant negative press covfefe", obviously a typo, the internet went crazy, everybody trying to figure what went wrong and waiting for him to correct it 😂😂😂😂😂, some said it was a secret code to launch nuclear weapons, so the memes started coming and they were craaazzzzzyyyyy.
In other words, according to the internet, covfefe can mean any damn thing at all, it could be a noun, a pronoun, an adjective, a verb, an adverb, whatever, any rubbish, just name it, it is a covfefe.
The actual word is 'coverage', even the president of the united states is not above typos. 😉
Pipi Yo, I saw it yesterday fa on that post I asked. Lol! Thanks ma sweet neighbour😘💋
DeleteIphi'm onye nkem 💕💕💕💕💕
ReplyDeleteYour girl is good.
😂. Not all.
ReplyDeleteTrue!
ReplyDeleteGreat lesson.
ReplyDeleteAl Pacino (Tony Montana)..."all I have in this world is my balls and my word ". All time classic! @iPhone dearie
ReplyDeleteGrabbing all bloggie's kisses, the rest of you can queue up for tomorrow. 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃
ReplyDeleteAmen Jenny, he will
ReplyDeletePipi, finish the song na.
ReplyDeleteBut it won't be long till I'm gonna need, some body to lean onnnnnnn.
I yaff epp u
Pipi, finish the song na.
ReplyDeleteBut it won't be long till I'm gonna need, some body to lean onnnnnnn.
I yaff epp u
Hahahahababababababababa, lols,lmao
ReplyDeleteAmaka, take it easy. It will all end in praise dear
ReplyDeleteThanks for your concern....it happens when I'm spiritually weak....as human I can only try to live a righteous life and leave the rest to God.
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂😂😂@Chiexotic
ReplyDeletecookie; 😘😘
ReplyDeletekidjo; 😘😘
sharon; morning😘😘
Bee10; hello
Ijay; morning. yeah. sure you good too
Iphie dearie; o sheey😘😘
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂#Simi,ngbede is evening o
ReplyDeleteDear Anon,is there forgiveness in your dictionary at all?ibk is back and she has moved on,and u r still selling gala on top her mata.if u be woman u husband don enta gbege.
ReplyDeleteYou too Simi darling@Sharon boo😘😘😘😘@Bee,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂map with kulikuli and ijebu garri,forming keto diet,I laugh die when they catch her,but mehn that Loretta( Lilian Esoro) too fine...
ReplyDeleteIya beji😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
ReplyDeleteIf you marry the right person, everyday is Valentine's Day.
ReplyDeleteMarry the wrong person, everyday is Martyrs Day.
Marry a lazy person, everyday is Labour Day.
Marry a rich person everyday is New Year's Day
Marry an immature person, everyday would seem like Children's Day.
Marry a cheater or liar, everyday will become April Fool's Day.
And if you don't get married, everyday is Independance Day!
Marriage is the only school where you get the Certificate before you start.
It's also a school where you will never graduate.
It's a school without a break or a free period.
It's a school where no one is allowed to drop out.
It's a school you will have to attend every day of your life.
It's a school where there is no sick leave or holidays.
It's a school founded by God:
1.On the foundation of love.
2.The walls are made out of trust.
3.The door made out of acceptance.
4.The windows made out of understanding
5.The furniture made out of blessings
6.The roof made out of faith.
Be reminded that you are just a student not the principal.
God is the only Principal.
Even in times of storms, don't be unwise and run outside.
Keep in mind that, this school is the safest place to be.
Never go to sleep before completing your
assignments for the day.
Never forget the C-word...Communicate.
Communicate with your classmate and with the Principal.
If you find out something in your classmate (spouse) that you do not appreciate,
Remember your classmate is also just a student not a graduate,
God is not finished with him/her yet.
So take it as a challenge and work on it together.
Do not forget to study the Holy Book (the main textbook of this school).
Start each day with a sacred assembly and end it the same way.
Sometimes you will feel like not attending classes, yet you have to.
When tempted to quit find courage and continue.
Some tests and exams may be tough but remember,
the Principal knows how much you can bear and yet
it's a school better than any other.
It's one of the best schools on earth;
joy, peace and happiness accompany each lesson of the day.
Different subjects are offered in this school, yet love is the major subject.
After all the years of theorizing about it, now you have a chance to practice it.
To be loved is a good thing, but to love is the greatest privilege of them all.
Marriage is a place of love, so love your spouse.
More grace from God.
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
ReplyDelete*Has*
ReplyDelete***King Salman***
ReplyDelete@Cookie ooaohkayy then lol
ReplyDelete@Minnie Rexpect thanks for the info
@Ibukun amebo madam 😀😀😀
Always looking out for your jokes every morning.👍👍👍
ReplyDeleteYou even use once. I buy and end up not using. I'm so shoe crazy but feet hurts.
ReplyDeleteOfcourse...we d Itsekiris are d best when it's comes to banga n starch...which urhobo? (lol..my mum is Urhobo though).
ReplyDeleteNice piece. Thanks for this.
ReplyDeleteThank God It's Friyeah!! Blessings follow you, Follow me , follow everybody..June Shall be a month of favour and increase
ReplyDeleteomydaiz, so funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteTry buying them with your hard earned money... Might still not work for married ladies as they have a "husband" ready to give them feeding money
ReplyDeleteSharon Aminu defender of the universe, now that they've allowed u breath small, you won't maintain ur lane and mind ur business, by the time they remember you again and turn to face u hope u won't start going up and down bleating like a baby goat, what kind of a married woman are u sef? Don't u take care of ur husband?
ReplyDeleteStella, you did not # the boyfriends today, why nah? are they on holiday? E bi like say you like drama sha, Anyway, more power to your something
ReplyDeletePlease what's covfefe? I have been seeing it recently but i am floating, explain plz.
ReplyDeleteAnnony i am so in your shoes now, i used to anticipate his calls but now his calls seems so long and boring.I have even made attempt to make him break up with me but he is just getting more in love and choking me with it. I pray for God's guidance cos he is a good guy
ReplyDeleteHmmm .... they say chopping off the head is not the cure for headache. Just married for barely a year and you are ready to run without arming yourself with some answers. First let me advice you to sit and talk NOT fight or argue with him. About you Knowing that he is cheating. PLEASE don't bring up the fact that his dick is small. You should have confirmed or know that if it was something you must have in a man before settling down with him. And it will hurt his ego and make the situation worse. Also ask him in PLAIN terms if he is no longer attracted to you or wants to end the marriage rather than waste each other's time. His answers may give you an idea if he is ready to work things out. Then involve a counselor or a pastor. Most times am not too comfortable with all this young pastor's counseling. Will rather prefer an elderly man of God who has been involved in counseling for decades. The decision to stay or go your separate ways will be clearer and you would have been wiser and more patient in handling relationship and marriage. Hope it works out and you too can settle your differences and most importantly be willing to FORGIVE and be at peace with yourself.
ReplyDeleteAmen ...And are you yoruba? Don't worry love and happiness will find you. Be good, wear a smile, walk tall and you be fine and see how bright and beautiful the world is.
ReplyDeleteDon't mind all of them. They are all hungry artists making money off the unfortunate situation.
ReplyDeleteHe might not mean any harm BUT you need to test him. I always say test your man or woman if you seem unclear about important issues in your relationship. I have always shared my finances with my wife even as boyfriend and girlfriend and it worked for us cause we have been married for almost 20years and we still do finances together. Money is one of the key factors in any relationship. So if you don't get it right before marriage then you will never get it. Tell him you invested in some projects which must look very legit o and Hide your money by fixing it in a new bank. Then next time he ask tell him you are broke and your investment is yet to yield. Act like you are really broke then see his reaction towards you. You just might be shocked what you might discover. He might either dump you or pump you up financially by supporting you. Wish you luck.
ReplyDelete#come back and thank me later.
Why do you save all your money in just one account? Have like three accounts, split the cash into three, once alert enter you read and delete, let your boo not get use to this attitude that he can always borrow from you, thank me later.
ReplyDeleteDem plenty for this blog.Lying comes to them effortlessly.It is a way of life if you wan popular for here.
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