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Monday, 5 June 2017

Monday In House News..

Lovely Monday out here!...Hope your day is great as well?It should be!






SDK DORTMUND GET TOGETHER LOADING


Dont forget,for those of you who have indicated interest to mingle,the date is Saturday July 1st and time will be from 4pm cos we have longer days here.Please get back to me if the time is too early but I think it is better that way cos it will be a long day.
So far we are ten but I expect the total number to be about 20 people.
Menu is
Fried rice,Jollof rice,Vegetable soup and stew with goatmeat and wraps of amala,meat pie,plantain,fried fish,roasted chicken..will add more as i feel necessary..Is anyone coming with anything to add to the menu?
Make una shake body nah,abi na only me go think of ideas?



SDK



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TEACHER FROM HELL

I fought with my child's teacher on Wednesday. You see, I'm a parent who loves having a good relationship with the teacher but this particular Nursery teacher is so annoying. I had heard a parent complained about her during one PTA meeting, how she treats kids  badly and fills them with so much fear that they would be afraid of telling her when they are pressed, they end up peeing/pooing in their uniforms. 

The management had said they would do something about it back then.
So when my daughter got to her class, right from the first term, she had been giving me weird class room updates. 

How her teacher calls them market sellers when they make noise, how she calls some pupils 'Mumu', calls one boy 'torchlight' because of his eyeballs and so on. 

Her pronunciations? OMG. I asked my daughter to identify some farm tools in her book one day, she saw a cutlass and screamed 'Kor-tu-las', I stared at her in shock, she told me confidently that her teacher said it's Kortulas. 

By now I was already tired of reporting to management. I just corrected my child consoling myself with the fact that she will soon leave that class.

Now on Tuesday, I picked her up and noticed she was unusually dull, on our way home, I kept perceiving this strong urine stench, I checked her uniform, Alas! My fears were confirmed, my 4yr old had peed in her uniform. I asked her to tell me what happened. She narrated how she told this woman that she was pressed and the monster teacher ordered her to sit down and finish her work before going to the toilet.

 That was it!

I was mad, I wanted to go back to the school that afternoon but I controlled my anger and waited till the following morning harmed with the smelling uniform. You all needed to see how I 'twisted' my face as I was about entering the gate. I created a scene in the presence of a few other parents that morning. I wonder why the school refuses to do something about this teacher from hell.
How many parents here can relate to this?





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CHECKING UP ON BLOG VISITORS

Just an idea,if you know anyone who is active but has not been commenting for a while now,please get in touch with them 
if you have their contact and get back to us on if they are Okay or not.......
I have been mailing and calling Mama Nnuku and i cant get her and I am worried...If anyone you who is active here has gone under anon,please comment today to let us know you are Okay!

Thank you!



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BIRTHING MY BABY IN THE US

Hi Stella please help me post this.  Am a single lady and pregnant. I will like to give birth in the US and need help from any blog visitor abroad to help with contact of a cheap hospital and accommodation.  I don't have any state in mind so any location is fine.
Will really appreciate any assistance. 
God bless.
You can contact me via my email. talk2jowski@gmail.com


Single and Pregnant?All the best Babe!




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SALES JOBS
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Be our sales rep and get commission for every thing u are able to sell.. NOTE: PRODUCTS ARE 100PERCENT NATURAL AND GUARANTEED.. NO HARSH AND UNSAFE CHEMICALS 
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Wholesalers are welcome too




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VACANCIES

Good day Stella,

There are vacancies for qualified candidates in my company.

1.            Human Resource Manager
2.            Accountant
3.            Secretary
4.            Marketing Executives and
5.            Sales Representatives.

Interested candidates should send their phone no and location to resources.info@yahoo.com  within one (1) week.




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IYAIBEJI TRUE LIFE SERIES

My Love For School Glasses.

The last post got me thinking of my days in primary school. I wanted  to wear glasses so bad, so bad that I told my parents so many lies about having eye problems but my popsie and his FBI ways saw right through every of one. And that was sad because I was such a good and dramatic liar.

I told so many lies about having eye pains that my body started believing the lies.  Eyes come begin dey pain me true true.  I told popsie of these real pains but guyman no shift ground.

Finally baba God come answer my prayers, health workers came to my school and conducted eye test.  When it was my turn to be tested, brethren come see drama.  You know the eye test paper have words that are big, small and tiny.

The big words I pronounced correctly, the small ones I murdered and the tiny ones? I have no words to describe but the look on the doctor's faces told me my acting was on point.

Na so them write one bad ass report telling popsie that my case was an emergency blah blah blah......  and to the best part that I needed recommended glasses. See joy! 

when I was given my dad I come humble, bend mouth like I had nothing to do with it. After my guyman read it  he kept it and didn't say a word

ME: Dad
GUYMAN: I have read it
ME: and?  
GUYMAN: I'm not buying glasses for you
ME: the letter was written by doctors o not...
GUYMAN: (Cuts in sternly )  You are not wearing glasses and this is the last time you will bring up this matter in this house. 
ME: (Thinking )  what went wrong? My plan was perfect?

Anyways after a while my body accepted the fact that I will never wear glasses the eye pains left. 
In secondary school I tried my luck again but guyman still no gree.  I told my self when I entered university that was the first thing I will buy. 

Got into the university and school stress no let me remember again or maybe I just outgrew my love for eye glasses.

The Iya beji 1




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AUNTY IN THE ABROAD NEEDS A GUIDER

My aunt travelled to US for more than two months now to stay with her brother(my uncle) but he isn't happy she is there. Dunno if it's because she is elder to him (in her late 30s and single). 

I chatted her up just now and I'm surprised that she still hasn't got a bearing of her environment yet and he has refused to put her through. Even for my other uncle to send her money, she doesn't have an account to receive it.
She really is an intelligent woman and I just had to do this.

Please anyone staying around North Fresno, California and is willing to put her through a few things should kindly reach her through her watsapp number +234 809 962 0910

Thank you so much and I have just introduced her to sdkb so she doesn't get too bored at home all day.

God bless the sdkb family.


At her age,your aunt should be up and about na..ah ah




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Super Lady said...

Hello

ola wealth said...

Girlfiends are always common with this.

Me to my baeπŸ’™; ARE YOU COMING OVER

Bae to MeπŸ’œ: DO YOU WANT ME TO COME OVER?

Me: πŸ˜•πŸ˜• I JUST ASKED IF YOU GONNA COME..

BaeπŸ’™; YOU DIDN'T ACTUALLY INVITE ME

Me; OK. Oya come

BaeπŸ’œ: I SHOULD COME ABI? YOU WILL COOK NOODLES FOR ME OO

Me; 😏😏 πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen 😷😷😷😷
Keep the date😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

PASTOR'S DAUGHTER said...


I wanted writing a letter to my village people then I suddenly realized its useless as they cant read and write. lmao all they know how to do is give somebody serious flu and catarrh. Useless witches and wizard.
My wonderful sdk yard people how una dey?
Thanx a lot to all those who reached out to me. So after taking tutolin,benylin,and all the lins dem, cold and catarrh no gree me breath, I had plenty pots of hot spicy peppersoup thanx to my elder sister thinking e don finish for where it only seized for a moment.
Na so I carry body go pharmacy, dem give me loratadine, contact, actifed even procold join but for where cold no wan free me. After taking dem drugs, 25 minutes later I got a call from one of my crazy ass girlfriend, and she was like
My friend : “steffy how you dey na?
Me: (with my cracked voice0) I dey ooh
My friend : argh argh wetin do your voice babe
Me : my dear na cold and catarrh wan kill ya friend ooh, I don take all the drugs wey I buy for pharmacy e no gree free me ooh (begins to cough seriously)
My friend : eyaaaah sorry ehn hahahahahahahahahahahahah my friend see how ordinary cold humble you. Heheheheheh
Me : you no well
My friend : so you wan tell me say you know know the correct medicine for cold?
Me: tell me which medicine pass all the ones wey I don take?
My friend: you don try Vodka
Me: vodka na name of drugs?
My friend: your mumu no get part 2 aswaer. I mean Vodka as in Vodka Hot drink jare.
Me : when Vodka become drugs for cold and catarrh?
My friend: you get Vodka for house?
Me: na Seamans Schnapps, 504, Dreher,AK47 and McDowells be the only hot thing wey dey this house.
My friend: ehn na the only drugs wey need be that na.
Me: you no well at all.
My friend: okay stay there with you cracked voice like toad.
Me: babe be serious na
My friend: am dead serious steffy
Me : haba
My friend: yes
Me: so what do I do?
My friend: make a cup of hot lipton, allow the lipton to brew well add 6 shots of AK47 to it and gulp it all, put on your sweater, socks hand gloves and head warmer and go under the duvet. Take a nap then call me and thank me when you wake.
Me : is that it?
My friend: yes that’s it
Me: if it doesn’t work just know say, no pizza for you tomorrow when you come over
My friend: trust me it will work.
Me : ok thanx babe.
My friend: will call you tomorrow, sorry ko? Allah ya karamiki sauki
Me : toh nagode. I appreciate
My friend: you are welcome honey, take care bye *ends call*
I did exactly as my friend suggested, woke up 4hours later sweating like a goat on heat. My nose started running like tap, I jump to the bath room to grab a toilet roll, I coughed everything out. I felt a great relief. Jeeeeez it was like magic. IT WORKED.
No body told me to make another cup of lipton and AK47 immediately. I had like 2 extra cup between midnight and 7am.hahahahahahahahaah
Early in the morning the following day after saying my prayers, i headed straight to the bin with the drugs I bought from the pharmacy.
I felt better, slept better and breath better all thanks to a hot cup of LIPTON + AK47





*hangs leg on the roof








FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

Don’t give them a taste of their own medicine. They already know what it tastes like. Give them a taste of your own medicine. If they lied, let your medicine be honesty. If they played with your emotions, let your medicine be maturity. If they broke you, let your medicine heal. If they made you cry, let your medicine make them smile. These remedies of yours may take years to work, but they work. And they last. So be patient. Stay true to yourself. And remember this: it is better for people to value you for who you are, not for who you pretend to be. Who you are lasts a lifetime. Who you pretend to be changes like the change of seasons. Don’t be afraid to be yourself, even if it means removing yourself from lives that you want to be in. You are, no doubt, worthy of being valued for who you are. So be who you are.

– Najwa Zebian

Anonymous said...

23Like a coating of silver dross on earthenware
are ferventa lips with an evil heart.
24Enemies disguise themselves with their lips,
but in their hearts they harbor deceit.
25Though their speech is charming, do not believe them,
for seven abominations fill their hearts.
26Their malice may be concealed by deception,
but their wickedness will be exposed in the assembly. Proverbs 26

same girl said...

Read dont sing 😊

Istanbul said...

Today its someone so fast or does anyone feel same way? Happy first Monday of the month of June.

Makason said...

Enough partgyy loading...

Ihn..

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

"Do not speak about your money in front of a poor person.
Do not speak about your health in front of a sick person.
Do not speak about your power in front of a weak person.
Do not speak about your happiness in front of a sad person.
Do not speak about your freedom in front of a prisoner.
Do not speak about your children in front of an infertile person.
Do not speak about your mother and father in front of an orphan.
Because their wounds cannot bear more."
-Hajrat Ali

Gemmie said...

IHN ☑



Sometimes, the simple things are more fun and meaningful than all the banquets in the world ...


😊😊😊😊

Em jay said...

Hello boo boo sweetm...

Elastic said...

A woman found out that her husband was cheating on her while stationed in Saudi a few months ago. So she sends him this care package. He is excited to get a package from his wife back home. He finds that it contains a batch of home made cookies and a VHS tape of his favorite TV shows. He invites a couple of his buddies over and they're all sitting around having a great time eating the cookies and watching some episodes of South Park. Right in the middle of one episode the tape cuts to a home video of his wife on her knees sucking his best friend's ding dong. After a few seconds, he blows his load in her mouth and she turns and spits the load right into the mixing bowl of cookie dough. She then looks at the camera and says, "By the way, I want a divorce."


#DontQuoteMe

uncolonized amy said...

IHN ekaabo

Smiles said...

All is well

FLUFFYCAKE Lagos 07056157039 said...

It bugs me when people are unnecessarily mean. Like, you didn’t have to make that comment. You could have just kept your mouth shut and left that person not feeling bad about themselves. What do you gain from making someone else feel like shit? Nothing of substance. Maybe a fleeting moment of power but that’s gone as soon as it comes so why? There’s enough unhappiness in the world without you adding to it. - Thinkpositive

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

In-house is here

Chameleon said...

Happy ihn. Happy me. Thank God for power beyond what is normal. Even a Jackie cannot do more than the chores I've done today. I can now settle down to eat my strong eba and vegetable soup and the pomo go don soft well well after spending two days in the veg.

Chameleon said...

Happy ihn. Happy me. Thank God for power beyond what is normal. Even a Jackie cannot do more than the chores I've done today. I can now settle down to eat my strong eba and vegetable soup and the pomo go don soft well well after spending two days in the veg.

treasure BB said...

Hello!!!!!! IHN

Lush said...

Ihn don land! It going to be a fruitful week for us ijn Amen.

Martins Aboy said...

@Barr Oma and others,to Join SDK 2017 LAGOS PARTY created by ClassynSassy Event,use this link https://chat.whatsapp.com/invite/HZkbQoCysNXDI1BdO6XzQQ#

OR CLICK HERE

Hello all!! Trust you all are having an awesome day..God bless all our endeavours respectively..

@MARTINS ABOY

Lady C said...

Yo!!!!!!

Lady Bug said...

Stella!,wraps of Amala *rolling my eyes*

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Talking to an old friend makes you realize how much your life has changed*

Enigma G said...

Loving my vacation, still getting used to the time zone difference and using notes and coins for transaction. I wonder why we no longer use coins in Naija. Movie time

Anonymous said...

Martins I need to retrieve my WhatsApp on bold 5 abeg no money to buy new phone

Anonymous said...

They are so much that have stopped commenting
Portable viv
Whiteberry
Ideato
German juice
Mrs romas
So many can't really remember their names,I missed most of their drama's in here

Chelsy said...

#SDKLagosPartyLoading
#SDKLagPartyLoadin
If u are not in dat whatsapp group, u are missing#hahahahahahahahaha

Pure Nigerian said...

Everyone be throwing shade @ pic

Anonymous said...

First to comment

Sultry Onyx said...

IHN abiala
Hailings to the generals wife, Lady Tetrina and onye nwe blog( blog lord), babes di mbada okay, wuru aru na bathtub( oburo kwa ndi otu ayi ji bucket na bailer).
Fellow women (ladies) of honor, rich princess, Dainty T et al, I sight you. Are we still joining hands ni?
Fellow June babes, happy birthday Oo, any June 20 babe or guy?
Any other person(s) left to be rachala Ike? Mhmmm
Kam biakwa

Bootylycious diva said...

just passing by ,Ghost mode

Anonymous said...

Where is queen nd boss?i miss her comments.d blog is getting dry with asslickin and beggy beggy comments

Rachael Daggash said...

IHN ti de. First Monday in June. Good news for me this month ijn. Amen.

Gold Taken said...

Madam dealing with a bad teacher, it's either you request her class teacher be changed or change your daughter's school, it's that simple.

I am king EZE said...

Hello people!! Happy birthday to my original baby girl,the OG, my mum ,can't wait to see the expression on your face when your 'package' lands. Shout out to everybody here !!. Priya love how are you.

Laeffizy said...

Bvs I miss
Chic Felix
Prince jobless
Pealy
One other really blunt bv that year,
Then the fair one that gave birth to baby "hazard" that hated dark people...lol

BTW pls anyone knows the best airline for lagos-sokoto route? Are there specific days they fly? Google hasn't been so helpful and its kind of urgent.
Thanks in anticipation.

Cutiebee said...

Happy new week everyone.

Rocky said...

I have missed commenting here.. School have been hectic; project, classes, assignments.. I haven't even concluded on my project topic, brrruuuhhh!

Hope everyone is doing OK?? Had a scare yesterday, my friend was supposedly missing and man, it wasn't funny at all. Would have gisted everyone here but I have something to do now.

Bootylycious diva said...

how i love to wear glasses in jss 1 until dem abuse me four eyes get of the board,no be person tell.me to quit glasses .

Smiles said...

I can relate to the eye glass post


Oh gosh!


Guess I was intrested in been a nerd abi na geek

Still don't wear glasses though!

Sharon Aminu said...

Stella, i saw that shade on dammy kranπŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Una weldone o..Kai my hubby is so annoying.been keeping malice with me tru the wkend only for me to open my WhatsApp dis morning to see a "happy Monday" msg from him.abeg what's he feeling like.mtcheeew

Bold Marehi said...

Ihn is here.

Chickyclassy Mee said...

Why do most women love to hear lies, the reason men say women love lies, ladies take this bitter truth 99 percent of men cheat, men love to try out new things, they were created that way I guess, I am a baddo when it comes to snooping, I do mine with IT inclusive and the results are same, the God fearing ones are worse sef, you see tbose ones wey call God, na them bad pass,it is painful, it's sad but what can we do? I have a friend who is always boasting and telling us her hubby doesn't cheat, oh and I refused to leak the info of how her hubby has slept with some babes in their estate, pray your man uses condoms, if not u are in trouble, pray he takes u as that special one, if your hubby or your boyfriend drinks a lot be afraid, intoxication worsens the whole thing, if u are the special one they make it clear to others, most men don't even know why they cheat, sometimes they are remorseful, some are not, if u are looking for a saint, u will keep looking for one till u have the gray hair springing out, to yesterday's poster, are u sure of the next guy, it's worst in Nigeria,on instablog one time someone, a guy actually dropped the comment that he knows Banky will cheat on Adesua with a girl who has boobs and ass, I am not saying he would or wouldn't but for a fellow guy to say that he knows what Nigerian men do, if u are married pray for your man to use protection and hey spice up your marriage, look good , men love varieties, new things dey shark them.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Na wa. The IHN not showing in my computer at all. I had to use my phone to read the IHN. It is well with me ooo.

Madam you did not do any wrong at all. Stop teachers are from hell fire. Fight and let your daughter get her peace. My own princess in boarding, the woman taking care of her, told her to come and collect all her provisions, she does not want to see her again. So no wahala and our princess is really doing fine without her self.

My sister had her bridal shower yesterday, so they were asking kind of sex styles, chai, upon the sex i dey perform, i dont know the names of styles. Make i go google go see the names, so that when i knack, i go tell my dearest the styles.

about eating my rice and peppersoup jare. See you all

Makason said...

Single and pregnant,wish you the best of lucks.
God's guidance all the way..

Anonymous said...

That's how one unemphatic ms onome in bluebell montessori PHC, made my lil girl poop on her body and screamed at her, one of the teacher's told me when I came for pick up, had it been I wasn't restrained, I would've beaten the crap out of her.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

SDK no be small enjoyment you roll out there. dont worry, let me go and look for my passport even if i fly with broom, i will be there hahahaha. Edo people how una dey?

The princess said...

Thank God for another beautiful week. Lady bug, is August 27th the Lagos party date? Pls let us know abeg. I don't have tge battery power to join the whatsapp group, the last time I did something like that for a one skin care chat group, my phone almost blew up with message alerts.

sexy Daddy said...

Porthacourt Bvs where are you guys?Una wan carry last?

Anonymous said...

Dear parent, does your child attends Our Lady of Apostle Yaba? Is your girl in Nursery one Yellow? Both teacher and assistant na winch. I cannot wait for my son to leave that class. Their teachers are so non-challant, they are only friends with parents that drop tips. Rubbish.

Olori Orente said...

Pls kindly judge this matter.....I was in a
taxi,chatting with my friend on whatsapp
and
suddenly discovered that the man sitting
beside me was reading my conversation.
Since I did not want to embarrass the man, l
decided to change the topic, I wrote:
"Abeg
oga, please tell Kabiru Sokoto or
Abdullahi
that I only took two of the bombs we just manufactured for this operation. Let them
know as well that I may find it difficult to
get
to the target place before the bombs
explode
because there is terrible traffic jam now but
nevertheless, I am sure casualty figure
will be
high since we are five in our taxi and all
the
vehicles in the traffic will be affected too. We
have less than 3minutes for the bomb to
go
off. Bye and take care of my parents and
siblings as agreed. The Man, without
allowing the taxi to stop suddenly opened the taxi
door
and jumped out. He was knocked down
by a
passing truck and eventually died. Pls
who killed him?..Me or Amebo?

Gbogbo ile good afternoon
Shawapa.
Kisses.

.......... said...

Please is that kayan mata fetish? It looks like jazz from what I read on Aminats page as the men it was used on get so attached to their ladies untill the effect wears off.....

Been celibate for years, never enjoyed sex and I am curious here..

Plus is it safe for the vagina?.......make person no go carry cancer cos of organ abeg

Pipi Lee said...

Iya Ibeji
I can relate... πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
My Dad never, gave in, I screwed my eye test intentionally, yet, I only got eye drops, was so painful.
Finally, I think my wish was granted after so many years, I wish I could go back to the days when my sight was bright and pure, it hurts now... πŸ˜“πŸ˜’πŸ‘“

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Gbam! @act your wage. Et necessaire Stellz!!
Good afternoon my lovers ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ And trolls 😏😏

It has come to my notice that a couple of BVs are irritated, upset, covfefe, BrokeBustedAndDisgusted *side eyes at Stella* about my phlegm comment on the help from hell post of yesterday

Firstly, πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ that was the essence but of the post wasn't it?
Secondly, y'all need to chill. Haven't you had blocked nose before? Hunh?
Thirdly, emjay better drink tea I've told you.
Lastly, I need to get back to work. As you can see Toke has overtaken me on this Range in 2017 matter. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Last but not the least,y'all have a nice day okay? ✌🏽

This is chikito signing out with a kiss to my ugebe πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ My darling Chike, my love for you is like okra. It's drawiiing me to you. But have you been constituting a nuisance on the whatsapp group? πŸ˜‚

SHAKITI BABY said...

Rme

Anonymous said...

Another baby mama loading@poster.abeg how do u gals do it biko as in no shame carrying belly without husband

LOLLAH said...

Helloo...
I started wearing glasses in primary 5...i still wear them everyday and hate that fact.
Your aunty in yankee no be baby nah. If she can use phone then she's good to go. Or does she need to fa ishe? Your uncle should relax jare

LOLO IDEATO said...

Who else isn't in the group

SHAKITI BABY said...

Yay...its gonna be a big something.

Anonymous said...

Hello Stella, Can we have the share a bible verse every Sunday. I really love it.

Nemerem said...

Good day all, May we all have a pleasant and productive week.

Otaswifey people selling feeds said they get from Kano, that their boss is from there. They wouldn't give me details though, as they (staff) know little or nothing, or they don't want to disclose. But if you're still interested whenever their boss come around I will still ask further OK. I hope this helps, do have a good day.

AdeEsther (need quick loan? Call 09087090732) said...

DORTMUND party I shall be there yeahhhhhhh,
Who need a sponsor?
I am available.
#runsaway

April Small woman said...

@iya ibeji..I use glasses, infact I started using them when I was 3yrs old cause I was very "YELLOW" and like the indian doctor said it affected my eyes. I have very brown and beautiful retina,my eyes shines in the dark like cat's eyes. lol. I use my glasses to sleep, sometimes I forget and bath with it.Even in the kitchen I cook with glasses on. I virtually cannot see without them,and I love love garri a lot but my doctor said I should stop eating garri and indomie.

Cutiebee said...

May God bless us and prosper us all this week. Happy new week.
Let me continue my waka.

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

OMG, that woman that fought with her child's teacher, did u actually FIGHT??

Have u spoken to the teacher(not management) before now regarding certain issues u had in mind?

Going by ur story,she did so wrong .

I guess d environment is tensed or she probably got person issues she's battling n transferred d aggression on those kids which is VERY WRONG of her as a teacher.

This is why I keep saying it that teaching isn't a field just anybody can go into. U nd to hv dt passion bcx this isn't files or money ur dealing wt but PEOPLE,HUMAN BEINGS and it takes God's grace to handle these lives wt proper care without blemish wen u ain't in d right frame of mind

But again,i think u shouldn't hv fought before it daughter.

miss priya said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

Stella i hope i am among the 10 people if not pls make space for me because i will surely be there.

Adaugo imo

Anonymous said...

Teacher from hell,I can so relate to it,my boy is four as well and he is having a devil as a teacher as well,ever since my boy has been in that school,there hasn't been any complain from his class teacher nor the school management but when he got to this his present class,it has been from one complain or the other from the teacher,that he doesn't know anything,he once flogged him on his head which we reported to the school management but they apologize but never did anything to the aunty,the one on ground now,its the teacher has succeeded in brain washing the management that they said my son wouldn't be graudating from kg3 to primary 1,I don't really know how possible that could be,that he can't read properly,just different complains here and there.which I noticed ever since he got into this aunties class, he has be scared to do things because she is used yo shouting on him and flogging my boy and if I say am not tired of reporting am lieing and now this on ground to repeat kg 3 when I was already happy he will soon leave this devil's class.to God who made me,I would have changed him from that school to another so I can be free from such torment.so @ poster you are not alone on this,I don't really know how to put this very well on writing for you bvs to really understand what am trying to say.this has really been a big headache for me.okay supposing my boy its coming to their sch for the first time for primary one,would they have asked him to start from kg3? NO.this my son's aunty is a big problem on my flesh.she doesn't like paying attention to my son,she assumes he doesn't know anything,which have hired a private teacher for him and the teacher said he does well.my fear its just remaining in that same teachers class.I just love to change him but my pocket wouldn't allow me do that. They are just end time teachers that's all I have to say.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Ihn,welcome

Fab Mum said...

Just here to say I love you pipelee
You are such a good sport
When I see your comment, even before reading, I burst outout with laughter because of the smiles
Plus your craay is on another level

I saw one comment you left abour contacting odin and needing the sword πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜

You no well at all πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚

Hello darasimi
Hello cookie baby.
Hello everyone

It's a beautiful day.



@jasmine eku traffic o

IJAY said...

Good afternoon all, jennex hope u are getting ready for the Dortmund​ party,what kind of evil and wicked teacher is that, yes we do have some mean teachers,iyabeji nice write up, I remember my love for glasses then too,funny enough the eye problem now came and I have no choice but to start putting on glasses, nice business meme, Good luck to those looking for job, have a nice day all

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Lady bed bug, what is happening on that day? is it the partying

miss priya said...

Hahahaha

ola wealth said...

Thanks ABOY

VICTORIOUS EHIS said...

How I hate that,giving unnecessary tips to ur child's teacher after paying fees? No way.

If it's their birthday or any sch celebrations,ok but ordinarily, I won't give. If u like call me selfish bcx me I dnt collect tips either

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have any tips to make natural nails strong? My nails are so so soft and I don't like fixing my nails at all. Thanks.

Ed said...

😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen 😷😷😷😷
Keep the date😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

I enjoy your stories iya Beji.
Short and interesting.
Lmaoo @ wearing glasses by fire by force.
When I am here looking for how to stop. Shut make a someone look so serious..too nerdy when I am the opposite. Mtcheew.

Ok so!... what else? Yea..mama nnuku. Hope you are ok?

@ Teacher from hell.
I think some of these teachers are frustrated and they lash out on their pupils in class.
SMH.
Some of them hate to be corrected. There was one in my kids former school.
Infact, She wasn't even the class teacher but the head teacher. She hates taking to good suggestions. Then my kids go to school via the school bus. One time the school bus broke down and there was no communication to parents. Kids didn't get to school till 11am. These where kids the bus had picked up @ 7am.
I was mad.
Parents went to the head teacher to complain including myself and this woman waved us off like it wasn't a big deal.

During PTA. I lashed her silly. Gave her a piece of my mind with other parents jeering in support. She had no choice than to grudgingly apologise. After that incident, the school bus driver became hostile while the head teacher acted cold each time she saw me.
I didn't need anyone to tell me the environment was no longer conducive for us.
Thankfully it was the end of third term. Withdrew my kids from the school and in the school they changed to, i started dropping/picking them by myself. I no fit shout abeg.

@Chike Chyko nwa nnem bu Prince charming, you say? They removed you from the group because you told ola to do what with erection??? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Biko cowatiate one on one with let me have a proper understanding πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

Love mejeje na only food you dey eat? Food, tea and telemoundo. you go dey alright last last

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Etsako Pearl said...

Amen.
Nice signing out Stellz!πŸ‘
Una doh!!!

President D'Royalty (Stella's Original Blog Bff) said...

Hellooooo

How una dey oo

I dreamt about Lagos SDK party oo

I don't have the time to type the dream now, maybe tomorrow

Btw, my dreams about parties do come true oo


Chai! See menu on top Dortmund party.. No problem, I will attend it in the dream..

Ikwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwakwa

The General's Wife said...

Hahhahahahahaha
Sultry u haff corn againπŸ˜‚
Nwanne how far?

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Etsako Pearl said...

Enjoy.....NaGodwinπŸ‘ŠπŸ‘

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

Abeg who can direct me to where I can get good quality palm oil in Lagos. The ones I see no follow at all.
Again, how long does palm oil last in terms of shelf life?

lamirah fashion school Abuja 08032526875 5C4301AA said...

How I have missed this blog. IHN I love love

The General's Wife said...

It won't be long now.
Well done!

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

sexy Daddy said...

Booty Diva but I still dey see you now!

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

I will be in the market looking for INSECTICIDE to kill all this bug

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Etsako Pearl said...

Lol
He is feeling Loved.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

God help me oh! I don't know what i will do if i don't give my children quality education. Madam, please shop around for an affordable school with better teachers. it doesn't have to be big or well known school. That teacher is a toxic influence on your child. See why some people are so aggressive? When your first idea of a teacher is an abuser what do you expect? Make una march en masse go that admin office go protest against the teacher. If i was a parent I'm sure i will lead the pack. I will add salt and pepper ehn that when parents read the list of accusations they will be terrified to sleep that night and run there to withdraw their kids the next day *hiss* Mind you, do you know there is school politics? My mum is a retired educationist so i dey hear all these admin gist that time. That lady is probably related to the owner of the school, or a major funder to the school. Its not normal for her to be there after so many complains. Mbanu!

lolah said...

Enough partying.
Some teachers re terrible.

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Blondie Thorne said...

Loool,,,

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

And they also show favouritism to children of parents who drop tips abi? If you're not careful they mark your child down cos you dont sort them out. Tufia!

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Elastic said...

This your call out no hold any meaning. So you want the teachers to become your friends or what? Ayam not understanding.


#DontQuoteMe

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

You better make sure you talk to him

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Yellow Diamond said...

I can relate with the teacher from hell story, same thing happened to my son when he was in kg2, this is a boy that there was no record of him soiling himself when he was in kg1, immediately he entered kg2, he started pooping in his pants,this very teacher is so strict, it was a frustrating period for me then, cos I couldn't scold d teacher because i also teach in the same school then. I confided in his former teacher who was equally surprised, cos he knows my son to be bubbly, bright and outspoken. I was just praying for that session to be over. The only good thing about d whole thing was my son's handwriting was very neat and fine. Power of fear#

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Elastic said...

Shalla at you Rocky!


#DontQuoteMe

Blossom said...

IHN is here!

Don't grow broke trying to look rich. Act your wage. #word#

Chickyclassy Mee said...

The day you kept writing yolo yolo, yolo yolo, I laughed and laughed,lady bug you are funny for real.

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Brain and Beauty. said...

Party need flying everywhere.It's gonna be fun fare for SDK bevees.
Where are my dancing shoes?

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Hello bv default smile, Nwa Amaka and sexist Mum waving my hands πŸ™‹
Stella 😘

jelly said...

I am experiencing same in my kids school but not same school of your child, if you don't tip them then your child will become prey in their hand, and not that i don't give them but they want it every months end as if na their papa de pay me salary. I have put a stop to it, i only give on their graduation day. Gbam!

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

Good day all, I recently lost a dear one to me and I have 100% faith in Christ that the person won't be buried that God will make a plan and wake her up. Please guys does anyone know a strong Man of God that can join me in praying. Please I am only human and as the day draws longer I am becoming weak need another partner to join me in praying. God must perform this miracle, at the mention of His identity there is no room for impossibility. That's the only comfort I have in this case. Please help guys.

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Elastic said...

Lols, Ola so na indomie girls you dey paddle? Give me controls naw! Who nor like cheap things?😁😁😁



#DontQuoteMe

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

Any clean quiet cinema in Lagos please? I'm confused. I also like going when there are very few people. I don't like crowds.

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Elastic said...

Onwa Instanbul....πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜€



#DontQuoteMe

Just Glamour said...

Madam you didn't over react at all,my reaction could be worse, my daughter said one of her teachers told them that parents that come to fight for their children are animals, she's already booked, proprietor straight, don't have time to argue with any teacher.


Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Anonymous said...

Tribalistic bitch!!! God an Edo person must have dealt with you. Serves you right!!!!

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hi everyone...

Quicksilver, hope you're doing fine? It's been a while. Abeg make una check on her. Stella you're really a mother gaskia! More blessings Mami

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

@chickyclassyme truth is on this issue everyone has their stance. Its difficult to convince the other party. My own stance is when i get to that bridge i will cross it. I've never had an encounter with a cheat before but God forbid i go and beat my chest about a man's loyalty. I've seen too too much in life to make that bloody mistake. I know many who blabbed and walked right into the hands of cheating husbands and stayed put, covering their shame eternally. I know many who didn't give a hoot and ended up marrying thorough loyalists who will rebuke any mini-wearing thing 30km radius. Its not about talking and ringing bell. Should i list even pastors/deacons/marriage counsellors who have fallen short, yet they agreed to stay faithful to their very strict wives. Abeg, marriage matters no be talk here talk there. Enter first and experience cos If na hot body and sharp mouth it would have been that easy. Plus, people change so finally its just God and an open mind. You don't have to tell the man 'oh! Men aren't faithful so do what you like' cos that way he would take you for granted. Yes you let him know you cant stand it but that doesn't mean he will comply to the end. Soemone i know stayed faithful for 15 years, until he met a delilah and since he tasted of the evil fruit he's been on coded rampage.

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

Lol @ strong eba. I miss Pomo πŸ˜’

Lady Bug said...

Where will you be come 27th of AUGUST 2017?

Something big is about to happen ��������
Keep the date����������������������

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire said...

Finally, me i don't snoop for any reason. I have too much to think about to be snooping on one man. All i do is pray about my relationship and once there's an unrest in my spirit, i port. Many times, the full gist will waka and come and meet me on a platter of gold without stress.

CHI EXOTIC said...

I'm not in the group and don't intend joining
Whatever you guys conclude there should be brought to the blog for everyone to know.

Group that some people are already misbehaving
Ain't got time for that fuckery.

CHI EXOTIC said...

He's tired of keeping malice
Just respond back to him so you guys can squash the beef.

miss priya said...

wow happy birthday to my mom in-law, May your birthday be filled with many beautiful things.

I'm good baby

The General's Wife said...

Wow!
That's savage!

Pipi Lee said...

Happy birthday mama King. Long life in perfect health I wish her today and always.
Miss Pri Pri, get her your own gift o��������

The General's Wife said...

Sup Bro!
Bn a while! Hope u are good.

Aya Williams said...

Hi Stella and Bvs,to be a woman no be small work ooh,being busy washing clothes and house chores since morning,it is well,God bless all givers,I pray make blessing locate me this new week.

La' Sunshine said...

Shut up and stop shouting while at it take your low self esteem out of here and stop giving useless advice. Men were not created that way because God is not immoral, if you can stay with a cheating husband fine die there don't impose your decision on others. how did you come up with that fact how do you know 99.9 percent of men cheat ? keep encouraging the men to cheat you all will rot in hell. Not all men cheat I know good men who don't cheat on their wife. Adultery is a sin

Sharon Aminu said...

Really????
My chike abi😈😈😈

Super Lady said...

Yaaaayyyyy... I'm the first. I can't believe it. Congrats to me. What an achievement! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

miss priya said...

Chikito πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

The General's Wife said...

Shuo!
Yori even Doggie and 69?

Pipi Lee said...

Hahahahahahahahaha
Ma Fabbest momma, I love right back, pressed down,, shaken together and running over.
About that comment, the 3 edged sword of understanding hasn't gotten to Asgard yet, MrsB is yet to hand it over to me, until then the 9 realms(social media) shall remain in chaos.
*kiss*kiss*kiss*

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon fab mum. How's your day going?? kisses to youπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon Ed. Congrats once again😘😘

Pipi Lee said...

But Fabbie, it seems this 'pipelee' has come to stay o,, nne check am now.

Anonymous said...

Rubbish, stop trying too hard, be like teju baby face

Dembuk said...

Sexyboocalher reporting as dembuk!
Never left anywaysz##shrugs##...
##sideeyes@stella##

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon bloggie. How you doing??

Savvy Hilton said...

Savage!!!!πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Oluwadarasimi™ said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Ola bawo ni ara Γ©. SΓ© o bale daΓ‘da??

Adadioramma said...

My bae for life. Have a wonderful week.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

EyÑn mi sÑ ku igbÑdun😘😘

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon yoriyori. Enjoy ya meal

Anonymous said...

Are u not just a fool. I've never seen anyone give u a shout out n yet u r always famzing, se aye n she e ni?. The other time u were crying cos nobody noticed u went awol, attention seeker 1 of sdk

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon orente

Anonymous said...

Her data don finish, ikwakwakwakwakwa. Broke ass queen

Chickyclassy Mee said...

La sunshine eyahhh I can feel your pain , come closer let me tell u, your husband faucks agege brwad sellers

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon chikito. How are you, work et al?? Enjoy the rest of your day😘😘

Pipi Lee said...

Give them!!!
Some teachers and school owners can be silly, I swear!


That comment from Chike started on SP I think, someone dropped something about leaving her boyfriend high and dry, Ola, now asked if he were to be the one, what he was going to do with his erection,we laughed over it, I think Chike took it again on the group chat, am I right Chike?
But, was that enough to get him out?

Anonymous said...

U go buy paent n bra for ur mama, nice one, u try

Chickyclassy Mee said...

La sunshine,it's a bitter truth, deal with it forever,your husband is sextexting someone as we speak, bitter house wife.

Anonymous said...

Mamie is here in anon mode now, laeffizy ode

Chickyclassy Mee said...

Chikito,u are one of my favourite bvs,u know what's up anytime.

Elastic said...

Yes...me good TGW! Thanks for checking up!✌✌


#DontQuoteMe

CHI EXOTIC said...

Pipi lee,is just a babe

Just saw another comment of hers on SP and I just burst into laughter
She said la effizy, Oya troll here, let me troll there
P, you're superb.

SANDY YO said...

Hi King, happy birthday to your momsy and may God bless her new age . Cheers!🍻

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

TGW i know doggie ooo but the new ones they are calling and how they perform it na wa oo. We get spoilt people o, dem just want to spoil me.

Anonymous said...

I love this babe, she and chi exotic are my favorite bv, infact their comments dey sweet my belle

SANDY YO said...

LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜„πŸ˜„ @your 3rd paragraph! You this babe wont kee sombori. Kai

Anonymous said...

Madam customers dey wey wan buy Gari, drop ur phone and sell ur market, alabosi oshi

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Afternoon bee10

Anonymous said...

I know u must to carry take away for lagos party, oloshi oleh,ole, bvs beware of this begger in that day o

Anonymous said...

Rich princess is.rolex chick, gbam take that to the bank

ThatDudette said...

You could try maryland mall,Not as crowdy as ikeja city mall or film house surulere.Ikeja city mall is always crowdy. Scares me silly. No idea why.😐

Istanbul said...

You nor well lol,don't call me that name.

SANDY YO said...

Which one be AK47 again? Loolz

Esther Mgbolu said...

Martins i have clicked and clicked nothing ooooo.what could be wrong?

ola wealth said...

*side-eyes* no ooooo..

I don't do stuff like DAT..

Peachy said...

Hallo.....haven't commented in a while.....πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹. Present Ma!

LEE70 said...

@Chi I am with you, left the group last week. To much rude people can't deal!! Bye Felecia.

Yellow Diamond said...

Anon 14:22, why worry yourself, in this present time, nobody can stop your child from moving to the next class, unless they are the ones paying his fees for you. Since u have said it that your boy is good, and others too confirm, who now wants to stop your child from moving to d next class? Instead take him to another school.

shola akorede said...

Hello BV's oooooooo, I have come to mark register i've been busy lately. Reason I don't comment always again.

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Pipi Lee said...

Ask Amaka Hundeyin, she should have an idea @Laefizzy

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Anon 14:40 i know there is nothing impossible by God. You cant do more than what God has done. Allow your person RIP. It is well

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