Monday In House News..

Lovely Monday out here!...Hope your day is great as well?It should be!

SDK DORTMUND GET TOGETHER LOADING

Dont forget,for those of you who have indicated interest to mingle,the date is Saturday July 1st and time will be from 4pm cos we have longer days here.Please get back to me if the time is too early but I think it is better that way cos it will be a long day.
So far we are ten but I expect the total number to be about 20 people.
Menu is
Fried rice,Jollof rice,Vegetable soup and stew with goatmeat and wraps of amala,meat pie,plantain,fried fish,roasted chicken..will add more as i feel necessary..Is anyone coming with anything to add to the menu?
Make una shake body nah,abi na only me go think of ideas?


SDK



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TEACHER FROM HELL

I fought with my child's teacher on Wednesday. You see, I'm a parent who loves having a good relationship with the teacher but this particular Nursery teacher is so annoying. I had heard a parent complained about her during one PTA meeting, how she treats kids  badly and fills them with so much fear that they would be afraid of telling her when they are pressed, they end up peeing/pooing in their uniforms. 

The management had said they would do something about it back then.
So when my daughter got to her class, right from the first term, she had been giving me weird class room updates. 

How her teacher calls them market sellers when they make noise, how she calls some pupils 'Mumu', calls one boy 'torchlight' because of his eyeballs and so on. 

Her pronunciations? OMG. I asked my daughter to identify some farm tools in her book one day, she saw a cutlass and screamed 'Kor-tu-las', I stared at her in shock, she told me confidently that her teacher said it's Kortulas. 

By now I was already tired of reporting to management. I just corrected my child consoling myself with the fact that she will soon leave that class.

Now on Tuesday, I picked her up and noticed she was unusually dull, on our way home, I kept perceiving this strong urine stench, I checked her uniform, Alas! My fears were confirmed, my 4yr old had peed in her uniform. I asked her to tell me what happened. She narrated how she told this woman that she was pressed and the monster teacher ordered her to sit down and finish her work before going to the toilet.

 That was it!

I was mad, I wanted to go back to the school that afternoon but I controlled my anger and waited till the following morning harmed with the smelling uniform. You all needed to see how I 'twisted' my face as I was about entering the gate. I created a scene in the presence of a few other parents that morning. I wonder why the school refuses to do something about this teacher from hell.
How many parents here can relate to this?





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BUSINESS MEME

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CHECKING UP ON BLOG VISITORS

Just an idea,if you know anyone who is active but has not been commenting for a while now,please get in touch with them 
if you have their contact and get back to us on if they are Okay or not.......
I have been mailing and calling Mama Nnuku and i cant get her and I am worried...If anyone you who is active here has gone under anon,please comment today to let us know you are Okay!

Thank you!



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BIRTHING MY BABY IN THE US

Hi Stella please help me post this.  Am a single lady and pregnant. I will like to give birth in the US and need help from any blog visitor abroad to help with contact of a cheap hospital and accommodation.  I don't have any state in mind so any location is fine.
Will really appreciate any assistance. 
God bless.
You can contact me via my email. talk2jowski@gmail.com


Single and Pregnant?All the best Babe!



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SALES JOBS
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Be our sales rep and get commission for every thing u are able to sell.. NOTE: PRODUCTS ARE 100PERCENT NATURAL AND GUARANTEED.. NO HARSH AND UNSAFE CHEMICALS 
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Wholesalers are welcome too




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VACANCIES

Good day Stella,

There are vacancies for qualified candidates in my company.

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2.            Accountant
3.            Secretary
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IYAIBEJI TRUE LIFE SERIES

My Love For School Glasses.

The last post got me thinking of my days in primary school. I wanted  to wear glasses so bad, so bad that I told my parents so many lies about having eye problems but my popsie and his FBI ways saw right through every of one. And that was sad because I was such a good and dramatic liar.

I told so many lies about having eye pains that my body started believing the lies.  Eyes come begin dey pain me true true.  I told popsie of these real pains but guyman no shift ground.

Finally baba God come answer my prayers, health workers came to my school and conducted eye test.  When it was my turn to be tested, brethren come see drama.  You know the eye test paper have words that are big, small and tiny.

The big words I pronounced correctly, the small ones I murdered and the tiny ones? I have no words to describe but the look on the doctor's faces told me my acting was on point.

Na so them write one bad ass report telling popsie that my case was an emergency blah blah blah......  and to the best part that I needed recommended glasses. See joy! 

when I was given my dad I come humble, bend mouth like I had nothing to do with it. After my guyman read it  he kept it and didn't say a word

ME: Dad
GUYMAN: I have read it
ME: and?  
GUYMAN: I'm not buying glasses for you
ME: the letter was written by doctors o not...
GUYMAN: (Cuts in sternly )  You are not wearing glasses and this is the last time you will bring up this matter in this house. 
ME: (Thinking )  what went wrong? My plan was perfect?

Anyways after a while my body accepted the fact that I will never wear glasses the eye pains left. 
In secondary school I tried my luck again but guyman still no gree.  I told my self when I entered university that was the first thing I will buy. 

Got into the university and school stress no let me remember again or maybe I just outgrew my love for eye glasses.

The Iya beji 1




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AUNTY IN THE ABROAD NEEDS A GUIDER

My aunt travelled to US for more than two months now to stay with her brother(my uncle) but he isn't happy she is there. Dunno if it's because she is elder to him (in her late 30s and single). 

I chatted her up just now and I'm surprised that she still hasn't got a bearing of her environment yet and he has refused to put her through. Even for my other uncle to send her money, she doesn't have an account to receive it.
She really is an intelligent woman and I just had to do this.

Please anyone staying around North Fresno, California and is willing to put her through a few things should kindly reach her through her watsapp number +234 809 962 0910

Thank you so much and I have just introduced her to sdkb so she doesn't get too bored at home all day.

God bless the sdkb family.

At her age,your aunt should be up and about na..ah ah



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