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Tuesday, June 27, 2017

Spontaneous Tuesday Post

#todaynatoday #exhusted #motherhoodrocks #boyfriendsundertheweather
#makeunabearwithme #tuesdayisagoodday #stayhappy





Shout out to everyone and their hustles......
I pray that your day turns out exactly how you wish someone /everyone!
Abuja BV's there will be a dedicated post for your party by 12noon your time to enable you guys drop gist for us before we start posting photos later..lol

Is there no face of In House news anymore?Please send it in if you are interested.

Please this is to beg you people to stop calling me by 2am or so early in the Morning,I dont appreciate such calls,it is a Violation of ones right to privacy..ah ah!

Kisses to everyone!


247 comments:

  1. So I heard there is #halleluyachallenge T shirt now.really? Good then

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  2. Thank you Lord for a beautiful Tuesday like. May the protect our going out and our coming in today. Stay bless and enjoy your day




    *Larry was here*

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  3. Within the next 72 hours, every land/blessing you have lost to the enemy, there shall be repossession in the name of Jesus. Every good things that follows this week, will be your portion in Jesus most wonderful name, AMEN.

    Click on this link to join Edo/Delta whatapp group.

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  4. Good morning,my lovely bv's and happy celebration to the muslims. I am not happy because of the financial status of my family. My younger ones are in money but as the first born, I married very late and to a poor man. I am well read but no job, after 11yrs of graduation. Is it a curse to be the first born and only lady? I have gone for deliverance, yet no result. Am pregnant now and I already have a year old baby, yet no money. To pay rent self, na God hand we dey. Well, I have been saving 5000naira(thats my upkeep money my husband gives to me monthly) to start a business after delivery. Please my blog visitors, what kind of business can I do. Am thinking of
    1) small cold room business like selling fish, turkey, chicken. Then by the side selling sachet tin tomato, Maggi, then with time when money starts coming in, I'll start selling g/oil,jollof rice condiments. OR
    2) selling of baby pampers, toys, walkers, cloths, baby soaps, powder etc, anything that relates to baby stuff. Please, am on my knees, though have been praying to God to lead me,which one pays and how do I go about it. I already have some savings like 250k,please,i don't have anyone to run to and I don't want to share my business idea with people and I know I'll get good advice from this blog. God bless you as you advice me.... Amen

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    1. Actually both business are good and profitable, don't know which to advice you to pick, my advice, which ever one you decide to go with, let it be in a location where there little or no such business, then with God's help, you'll do well.
      E-hug

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    2. You married a poor man,yet your baby nearly clocked one before you got pregnant again,sometimes people are doing themselves yet blaming it on others!

      Why marry if you can't marry right?
      Anyway with #250,you can start cooked food business because people will always eat,get a space and start,good luck!

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    3. God will see you through my dear.

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    4. Pls what is satchet tin tomato?

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    5. Everything is not about curses and deliverance. You may have to change your mindset about poverty. You painted the situation so bad. Apart from deliverance, what have you done? Did u look for job, did you learn a skill, trade or something. Do you go for business seminars and financial management.
      Change your mindset first. Poverty is a mindset, wealth is a mindset.
      If you begin this business with this mindset of deprivation, it won't stay.
      Since you are well read, go and read law of attraction,the science of getting rich.

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    6. Please go for number one, I love edible business, you can never go a day without selling




      *Larry was here*

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    7. For quick money return do the first business. Make sure you get a location that will attract passerby. For now just get the deep freezer, generator that can carry the freezer, and then sell chicken, turkey, fish, gizzard. Make sure you buy from sellers. And buy fleshy ones. Not those thin looking meats. Then buy at a good price. I don't think the truth is so much but you will have daily sales and when you combine your total sale for the month, it should be good.

      Don't do toy business. It will tie down your money. And at this stage in your life, you don't need a business that will tie down your money according to what you have explained.

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    8. LMAO 😁 Quicksilver's question

      On a serious note, please go for sale of food items.
      You are guaranteed daily sales.
      Pls don't birth more babies till you're financially o.k
      God will bless you financially...Amen

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    9. Lolz @quick silver it's sachet tomato paste. @poster I'll go with the first idea but u know you'll need constant power supply or gen to keep it cold.

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    10. Lady bug the only consolation poor people have is SEX.

      Sachet tin tomatoes kwa??

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    11. Lady bug, you read where she said she married late. Even on this blog, you read how people castigate unmarried ladies especially those that have reached a certain age. You can imagine what pushed her into marrying the next man that came along.
      Sometimes a little empathy is needed. Thank God she did not come to beg but just to seek advice.

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    12. Lady bug, in as much as you want to be a troll and funny do not be stupid and insensitive at same time.

      She married late! Thank God for the gift of conception, some married early and are still TTC, she married a poor man but he gives her 5k at the end of the month, how much has your wretched father offerd you?

      Your mates attended conventry n Leeds you're here suffering strike both food n hunger strike.

      Leave her to her choice of husband, she came to seek advice, don't make her feel worse. God blessed her womb, why not ask for your blessings.
      Do you want her to birth only one and menopause with catch up with her?

      You're just unreasonable

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  5. Good morning,my lovely bv's and happy celebration to the muslims. I am not happy because of the financial status of my family. My younger ones are in money but as the first born, I married very late and to a poor man. I am well read but no job, after 11yrs of graduation. Is it a curse to be the first born and only lady? I have gone for deliverance, yet no result. Am pregnant now and I already have a year old baby, yet no money. To pay rent self, na God hand we dey. Well, I have been saving 5000naira(thats my upkeep money my husband gives to me monthly) to start a business after delivery. Please my blog visitors, what kind of business can I do. Am thinking of
    1) small cold room business like selling fish, turkey, chicken. Then by the side selling sachet tin tomato, Maggi, then with time when money starts coming in, I'll start selling g/oil,jollof rice condiments. OR
    2) selling of baby pampers, toys, walkers, cloths, baby soaps, powder etc, anything that relates to baby stuff. Please, am on my knees, though have been praying to God to lead me,which one pays and how do I go about it. I already have some savings like 250k,please,i don't have anyone to run to and I don't want to share my business idea with people and I know I'll get good advice from this blog. God bless you as you advice me.... Amen

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    1. Oh my. I posted above for you.

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    2. Please start small if you start with 250 naira you are more likely to waste it you can start by selling pure water in bags to your neighbor go to any pure water factory and buy sell recharge card also by the side. Also if you are good cook start by selling small foods like moimoi go with your cooler and stay in front of an office or school package it well get a customer base or snacks make your own different package it well you start all this 10000 naira or less but what is most important is what you can do don't start any business because of someone else is doing it am glad you have a browsing phone research online on what ever kind of business you want to do and it's also unwise to start a business with all your savings because it's most likely you wouldn't start making profit immediately if you a 250000 Starr with half of the money

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  6. Morning peopke

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  7. Good Morning y'all!
    Just 3 working days and it's weekend again. Coooooooool!

    You cannot change the past but you can learn from it. What went well, what went wrong, what would you do different next time?

    Don’t obsess over the past, don’t expect to get it back, don’t expect to receive a do-over. But don’t ignore it either.

    The value of experience is in what you’re able to learn. From massive success, from heartbreaking failure, from everything in between, there’s a lot of great, useful information.

    You won’t come across the same exact situation again. Yet you will face very similar challenges.

    Knowing what works and what doesn’t work, enables you to move successfully through those challenges. Knowing you’ve done it before, regardless of the prior outcome, is a confidence booster with no equal.

    Look back occasionally, realize and pay attention to what you’ve learned. Apply the knowledge you’ve earned through experience, and be more effective than ever before.

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    1. Gudmorin dear
      Am loving this ur words o

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    2. Good morning Arcadian guy

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    3. All this wrote,has it worked for you?

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    4. πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹πŸ™‹

      Shishishishishi....sprays morteim on Lady bug

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  8. Dear primary school tisha, the home workπŸ“” you're giving our children is too plenty.
    kilode gan! Do you know what a typical Lagos parent's day is like?
    The pains of going through horrible traffic everyday and when you get home you realize there's no "NEPA"πŸ’‘, you quickly jump on the next okada to buy fuel⛽ for the generator.
    On getting home you pull gene o! Generator did not gree, until you clean plugπŸ”Œ and become sweaty. Then generator starts and everyone is happy. Mummy then rushes to cook dinner🍲 while everyone freshens up🚿.
    After everyone has eaten, you ask Junior," Junior! do you have home workπŸ“”?".
    "Yes mummy."
    By this time daddy is already fast asleep. Junior brings the home workπŸ“” and you're almost getting into fits😠.
    Junior's tisha told Junior to write 1-500!
    Whaaaaaat!!! @ 9pmπŸ•˜!!!
    "Is your tisha not a Nigerian ni?".
    Dear Lagos tisha, this is punishment fa! Kuku kee me!
    please Junior will be coming to school tomorrow and he can only write 1-5.
    Junior is yawning already and mummy is tired fa!
    sebi you're the one with the teaching talent....
    Remember your reward is still in heaven and ayam not struggling it with you.
    Bear with us, I understand you love Junior and so you'll continue from where we stopped.
    pls don't kee me!
    My tisha didn't kee my mother!!!😳

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    1. So true, it's getting on unbearable.

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    2. I really don't trust homework when I was a teacher,I prefer class work/assessment cos some patents dey help pikin do am.


      😘

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is hilarious




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    4. That home work thing is very true. I'm tired for this teachers. Like what the hell? My son comes home with at least 3 books. I had to remind them one time he is only 3yrs old. The assignment are too much for his age. Plus I think they teach him way too much for his age.

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    5. Sharon: morning dear
      jostified mom: morning dear

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    6. Lolz😁😁😁😁😁😁

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    7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‹

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    8. Good morning bae😘😘😘😘

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  9. Good morning everyone... have a blessed day ahead

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  10. Waiting patiently for Abuja BVs party pictures.

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  11. Abuja party guys make una enjoy ya selves

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  12. Top of the morning to y'all . Any Delta corper in d house??

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  13. Goodmorning BVs. Hope we slept well.

    So yesterday I made a discovery. A very powerful secret. Isn't it amazing that what we hear everyday, what we take for granted contains the most powerful secret and principle of the universe? I was blown off my mind while on it. We go all out looking out for what made great, successful men but what we don't know is what we are looking for lies in our MIND, just the MIND(in us). We hear them everyday that we NEVER take them serious.

    Thanks to everybody that responded to me yesterday. Lolo said my spritual husband has engaged me.... Lmao
    Bipolar Me, hope you are fine dear.
    Abuja BVs, you guys should have fun

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    1. Hahahahha great lady love, please go for deliverance

      Love u

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  14. It's about to go down in Abuja. Good morning all

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  15. Good morning my people πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

    This Abuja party be giving me goosebumps​ all overπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

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    1. Let's go nah
      Let's fly,the party go make sense.

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    2. Crazy girl πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    3. I like your spirit 😘😘😘😘😘😘

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    4. Lady bug......... Let's roll together nah

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  16. attended a birthday party-last mont..
    A gathering of abt 30 people.
    I sat at the front seat. Then a lady started sharing
    food. She started from the back and unfortunately, it
    didn't reach us at the front.
    When her friends started sharing drinks, they
    started
    from the front but unfortunately I have already
    changed by seat to the back. Again the drink didn't
    reach me.
    I was so furious and I stood up to take my leave but
    then I saw three ladies each with a big bowl.
    This time, I tried to be wise by seating at the middle.
    To my uttermost surprise,
    One of the ladies started sharing from the
    front...and
    the second lady started distributing from the back.
    It
    was turkey meat.
    When it got to the middle where I was seated it got
    finished again.
    Feeling so frustrated, I bent my head, not looking at
    any face...but then the third lady tapped me and
    stretched her bowl that I should pick..
    I stretched my hand...
    Guess what was in the bowl??
    It was Toothpick.
    .
    .
    That was when I fainted..
    Chai.. My village people ooo

    #copied

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  17. Sp is here...He dat is without sin shuld cast d first stone..hehehe

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    1. Lols
      About yesterday abi???
      Everybody is a sinner

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    2. Tell them o. Pls mail me Ruth

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    3. Says Ruth the serial abortionist πŸ™„

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    4. Says Ruth the serial abortionist πŸ™„

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  18. All my Abuja fans. I'm coming.

    Make una enjoy una party. We need early pictures.

    AY is improving. 10days in suncity was a good one.

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    1. 10 days in Suncity πŸ‘Œ

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    2. Really?,will try watch this weekend.

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    3. Swaggie abeg carry me follow body

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    4. Ibk, come lets fly with Edo airways

      Lolo yes oh. It was sold out yesterday

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    5. So I was called out by a vagabond like you yesterday, I saw it very late because I was somehow busy in the morning. I actually replayed in another post but Stella refused to publish it. I am going to be very civil this time around because I wouldn't want my efforts to be a waste.

      Erhm, I was made to understand that I'm ugly, poor, no family etc.. But it made me believe that somepeople are shameless.. Highly shameless!!
      If people like Adaezechukwu Yobo or Bianca Ojukwu should come and tell me how ugly poor or classless I am, I may decide to take them serious. But when aliens, outlandish creatures invisible swines comes to claim what I don't know on a faceless blog, I consider them as clowns and shameless jokers!!
      If you know say you be Dangote pikin abi na Oga Mike Adenuga dey fuck you (cos one is actually a self acclaimed professional runs hen) come and give us your house address or your Facebook address. Show us a glimpse of what you look like. Even your picture negative will be okay for us to be sure you're actually what you claim to be. Until then,I consider you all as shameless jokers!! If you think it's not necessary, then stop feeding us with your imaginations cos they are equally not necessary... Kikikiki...

      Ejirom ujo too agboghobia so I can never be bullied out of this blog I swear!! If my comments are paining you my dear GO AND DIE!! Cos they are here to stay. I rest my case for now.

      Stella I did not insult anybody hereoo I only made my opinions known biko no dey do me anyhow na..

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    6. Would be watching it on Thursday, wanted watching it yesterday but remembered the kinda crowd that would be at d Filmhouse yesterday, Na I'm I postpone am o

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  19. Gudmorin Stella
    Kisses to ur bfs
    Love u so much😘😘😘😘
    #iamfruitfulijnamen
    #motherhoodismyportionijnamen
    Gudmorin bvs
    Love u guys like crazzzzz😘😘😘😘😘

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    1. Amen, positive thoughts only
      Good morning Sharon

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    2. Love you right back 😍

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    3. We love u too like madddddd😘

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    4. Crazily loving you back hun😘😘😘😘

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  20. Good morning beeveeleons😘
    Happy Tuesday to us all.

    #HolidayIsOver
    #WerkWerkWerkWerkWerk
    #ManhoodRocks
    #EkimogunBornπŸ’™
    #FutaRespectπŸ‘
    #StellzBooRock😘
    #krisBooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    #TheQueenBoo

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  21. Got a good pounding in the wee hours of this morning. I'm sooooo bruisd.!
    Can't keep it in. Jst had to say.
    Good morning world

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  22. Wet Tuesday..
    Abuja bvs enjoy your day

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  23. This is super story,a life of strife and sorrows
    This is super stooory,of good food and houses
    U gode fistooooo ,a river die in your face
    This is super story,super story ,super storyy.

    Make una no vex na so I sabi sing am from thenπŸ˜‚

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    1. Hahahahaha,love me jeje come and flog ibk

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    2. The look on my face henn when I got to U gode fistooo, lol.

      IB you no serious.

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    3. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    4. I think it is 'where the fish drowns, and even die of thirst'
      Me sef no sure. The two both of us no sabi English well.

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    5. Ibukun alΓ‘ wΓ‘da ni Γ© joπŸ˜€πŸ˜€

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    6. @Blessed...you correct. "Where the fishes drown and even die of thirst".

      RIP IRETI
      No pain, no gain.(Super story TV Series)
      #tears

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    7. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚even me too,no know that part

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  24. Good morning everyone.
    Happy holidays in Nigeria...

    You have to grow from the inside out, none can teach you, non can make you spiritual, there's no other teacher but your soul.

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  25. Good morning world people...
    Abeg if you reside in Ibadan and you have novels to spare, loan, or exchange, I am available. This boredom is strong. Just indicate under here and I'll get across. Thanchu.
    Happy holidays y'all

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    1. Download novels from smashwords.com or of obooko.com

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    2. Blessed one I've tried oo. The really interesting ones on smashwords are not free. Tried paying with my MasterCard a few years back, it kept bouncing back. Was even following Drew Lindsey's series. You can only download the first few pages for free. Thanks for the suggestion, will check out the other.

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  26. My girlfriend will confidently give me her ATM pin but won't gimme her phone password! Seems the phone contains things more than her bank account

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    1. U already knw now.
      The phone contains d secret to her being able to give u her atm card to use. Yeye!

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    2. Lolllll. Your girlfriend na suspect.

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    3. Respect each other's privacy in a relationship. If she doesn't want to give you, fine except you both don't trust yourselves

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  27. Good morning famzπŸ˜‚ kisses to you all......

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    1. πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹


      Have them all mammie😍

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  28. pls family, what else can I do to cure vagina infection? I habe been battling with it for a year now and d drugs and injections ain't working. any other solution pls?

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    1. Take garlic, I hear it works. Peel one piece and swallow or chew it, twice daily.

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    2. Use hudrogen peroxide and warm water to wash your kpekus then drink 2 tablets of flagyl 400ml 3 times a day

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  29. Stella eleribu omo why did u not post my comment yesterday, is like u smoke something those times that u misbehave, i hear most pple abroad take drugs God pass you

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    1. Why this bitterness this early morning?

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    2. She didn't post mine in IHN and I didn't cuss. Why are you frustrated

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    3. Even the one I wrote about That useless baby mama, she didn't post it.she had the gut to reply me few days ago.dont worry I will post the numbers for all to see.

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    4. Anon,9:44. Mention names na, abi U're afraid ni. Mtchw

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    5. Na wah oh!!
      This early momo
      It's not easy to be a blogger aswear

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  30. Those of you attending SDK abuja party should have maximum fun ooo.

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  31. yhu sey yhu cuuked jolof rise yet the botom of the pot neva born, isdat one jolof rise????

    bess whishiz toe efri-one.

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    1. No dear. It's not Jollof rice.
      πŸ™‹

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    2. Who do u this thing??
      Gudmorin

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  32. Yay! Today is the parry!!! I wish I'm in ABJ, would love to attend it. Not sure of attending lasgidi's own.

    Thank God for my health, I'm better now.

    Resting mode activated. Oluwanoni...

    Enjoy your day people....

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  33. Pls I need a link to that post where I can hack WhatsApp pls,or someone should pls help me out. I go bring the gist I promiseπŸ˜‚

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  34. Lovely weather this morning, today is gonna be a good day.
    Abuja bvs have mad fun alright. Top of the morning everyone, have a lovely day ahead.

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  35. Stella please when will our party be hosted? Is it still going to be in mercury

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  36. #Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large numbers*

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    1. And this shade goes to?πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  37. A blessed day to every one. I speak peace to my heart. God is faithful. He who enabled women of old is still d same yesterday today and forever. He did it for others via this blog will also bless us
    He is still d same He never change

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  38. πŸ•Ί πŸ•Ί πŸ•Ί

    That's how I feel this morning
    It's a good day yall
    Make the best out of it
    Good is good
    He never fails

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    1. He sure doesn't fail. Lovely day ahead😘😘

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    2. Good morning Fabmum.
      See eehh I love you
      Got your shout out.

      Pls do you know how to make okro pepper soup or sauce, I can't find the recipe.

      Manage this 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘

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  39. Good morning.Happy celebration to our Abuja bevees.Enjoy yourselves.

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  40. I am grateful to God for the gift of life and for my health. Went for medical checkup yesterday.. Olowogboro modupe o..

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  41. SDK Abuja party, you guys should not finish all the chopping things, send some through your dedicated post at 12 noon, you guys should catch fun and stay bless.

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  42. *True Story*
    A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began.

    -The client: is room 39 empty?
    -The boss: yes, sir.
    -The client: can I book it?
    -The boss: of course you can.
    -The client: thank you.

    Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g.

    The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have.

    The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else.

    Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39.

    After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor.

    The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise.

    In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first.

    He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table.

    The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling.

    The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself.

    After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle.

    The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 79g.

    This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before.

    Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face.

    The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions.

    The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up.

    To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before.

    The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before.

    In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room.

    -''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?''
    -''I promise I will never let anyone know''.
    -''Swear''
    -''I swear I won't reveal your secret''
    So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss.

    Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Uptil now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone.

    When he does, I will let you know... πŸ˜„
    Come n beat me. I dey my house
    πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾πŸ’ͺ🏾. Eid Mubarak

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    1. Choi!!!
      I'm coming to beat you now
      See how I read this from start to finish

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  43. Good morning family, may you all be highly favoured today.

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  44. In the office....

    Good morning my neighbours!

    Does anybody else remember Nackson of Ikebe Super or am I the only 'spoilt child' around?

    That's all folks!

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    1. How many of you will copy this,sweet mother just did,why don't you all nominate one person to do the copy and paste,then you can all put your signatures at the end to avoid repetition πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. I'm coming to beat you when I'm done with sweet mother..lol 😁

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  46. Happy holidays all, i wish today will be 48 hours😩.. Don't want to go back to work. 10 days in Suncity was interesting.. Ay tried shaa.

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  47. If their party will make sense without amala n ewedu, my dear lagosians, we might need to go back to the drawing board

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  48. Mike Tyson is a cancer
    Harrison Ford is a cancer
    Lionel Messi is a cancer
    Margot Robbie is a cancer
    Benedict Cumberbatch is a cancer
    Tom Hanks is a cancer
    Tom Cruise is a cancer
    George W. Bush is a cancer
    Sylvester Stallone is a cancer
    Nelson Mandela is a cancer
    Vin Diesel is a cancer
    Angela Merkel is a cancer
    Patrick Stewart is a cancer
    Gerald Ford is a cancer
    Ariana Grande is a cancer
    Michelle Rodriguez is a cancer
    Meryl Streep is a cancer
    Will Ferrell is a cancer
    I AM A PROUD CANCERIAN.


    July 1st............ Countdown.


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    1. Cancer! The most negative zodiac sign and very unforgiving too. I'll pass! Leo's rock

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  49. I need a boo. I'm always busy , don't have time to go out. I need a decent guy o in my life that can hold conversation and he's a Christian, rich and well traveled. I got a lot to offer too. If you're game, drop your contact

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  50. Boredom is killings. Pls bv save a soul, pls I can work in a hotel or any caterer in d house pls help a sister. Zero eighth zero two nine zero seven six nine six four

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  51. God please answer me. I need your touch,I need your deliverance. Am slowing falling into depression, no job, nothing at all. Since I became a widow life has been changelling. If not for God I don't know where I would have been. I thank God that at least I am alive.

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  52. 'Somedays' don't always come, but 'right nows' are always here.

    Good morning beautiful people.

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  53. Queen of the coastπŸ˜—πŸ‘Έ27 June 2017 at 09:35

    Goodmorning all. Enjoy the holidays

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    1. Queen of the coast?? 😱😱😱

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  54. CrazyHornyWife27 June 2017 at 09:39

    Yaaay#!!! Salt E 'll definitely make d party rockπŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰πŸŽ‰.

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    1. Are you in Abuja? Send me firewood jellof rice.
      Crazyhornywife

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  55. Thanking God for today. Even if I am not where I want to be,in my pain,in my grief. Life has dealt with me since I became a widow, depression slowing coming in, no job nothing. If not for God I don't know where I would have been. Oh life. In all I still thank God.

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  56. Pussy grinding is everything. Like clit to clit.

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  57. *pulls off duvet*

    Good morning lovelies. Lounging and smiling holiday it is over here. Weather cool and favourable, shower hour piping hot mehnnnn. Still basking in the euphoria of yesterday's hosting by my Hausa bestie on the other side of Eko. If you don't have an hausa close friend you are not a Nigerian lailai. Vanilla flavoured peppered Masa, Chicken breasts suya and Jindadi zaki(a keg of Habib yoghurt, 2 molds of frozen tofu, 2 bottles of chilled honey zobo + some ice cubes, all blended together). Chinekeeeeee! My belch is still on, now taking lemon and pineapple juice to step down the system, no breakfast for some of us yet, the plenty medemede never digest finish. Barka da Sallah to everyone jare.

    Wishing you all a lovely day.
    Etsako pearl/Bee10/Ijay/Kemi...I for send una own but errrrrmmm, naaaa I don't share 'choppings'. Kikiki. I believe your side is popping too. Love me the good life.

    Nmasinachi...osshhhey oremi. Check that thing over there. Kisses a bunch.

    Viva Ciara...I take God beg you come carry your son wife, I haff taya. Make una no pay dowry just hurry come. Kiss little boss for me biko.

    Let me go back to watching films with my munchkins, gat nothing to do. My eyes shining like no other. My twinnies in sleep mode after sucking something. Hahahaha.

    See you all on the other hour.

    *pulls over duvet*

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    1. Xp youre right oh. Nice hausa friends are bae. Leave those local ones fighting war wey them no send them. Me sef went to one on Sunday. By the time i reached Bank Anthony i saw like 7 missed calls from her. So I called to ask if all was well. She said yes that she wanted to know where i was. As I enter house her mother looked at me and said: See this one! All the husbands i kept for you have left πŸ˜‚ na so everybody burst laugh.
      Apparently, the woman was determined to make me meet some fine hausa gentlemen that day. But as i was fashionably late, i missed.

      I chop chicken suya, drink zobo, drink fura (first time) and masa , carry rice and chicken with salad for takeaway. I cant shout life is too short.

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  58. Who will answer my question well????
    If we always pray for God's will to be done,why do we still pray and ask him for things? Why dont we just chill and wait till his ready to give us!!!

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  59. Hello SDKians, lovely Tuesday i might add.

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  60. It is indeed the toughest moment of my life, when what i fear most befalls me. My landlord said I have only this weekend to vacate!I have 100k,only begging for 100k for completion. I was not lazy, been out of job for months, people and family I borrowed my money has refused to pay, I have house properties that I will to someone will help for an exchange till I pay back! Please. Please I don cry sotei head Dey pain me! Olowogbogboro please come through for me.

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  61. Good morning everyone.

    XP nothing do you. Enjoy.

    So no Muslim kill chicken where I dey. Abi dem no dey my area.

    Anyway let me go and buy hot akara and pap this morning. This is breakfast for everyone.

    Ibukun I am watching you. Your cane dey inside my car.

    Bloggie and Queen where are you guys. TGW any show for una side.

    The holiday is sweet when money jabrata.

    Let me go and watch my telemundo. See you all

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  62. Good morning people. I didn't quite sleep well. So one of my best friends (guy). We've been friends from heaven (cos our mum's are besties from high school). Mehn the story is loooong. But nigga grew balls to profess his love when he couldn't hold it anymore *side eye @chike* He has all our pictures together ALL from high school till date loaded up in his drop box. A crazy collection!! Why was he collecting them? πŸ‘€ Na so story start.... So now I have a situation to deal with. Trust me when i say he checks all the boxes BUT naah!! Just naah!! We family mahn.... duuhh!!

    Aha! There's one text i copied from somewhere I'd post on SP tommorow. No strength to reach my laptop now. So, @oluwadarasimi this is in NO way trying to compete with your royal motivating aweseomness, lol. But I think its to be shared since I've not seen anyone share it.

    Hows everyone doing? I wont do a S/O session in case i forget IDs to send kisses to. But please if you're a blog boo take one of these and send one right back:
    πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

    πŸ™„ I think that should go round

    Ugebe m please don't knack pigeon on my head today biko πŸ™† my blog heart still belongs to you ❤

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