TGIF....Hope everyone is doing OK?
Have a great Weekend and if there is any drama after today,see you inside Spontaneous post.....#holla #dramarians
BEAUTIFUL CHRISTABEL COVERS FRIDAY IHN
Good day lovely stella, I'm Bv Radiance.
I hope I qualify for face of ihn. Shout out to our bv's, you guys are wonderful people. May God continue to move us forward in life in Jesus Name.
Amen!!!
Radiant Radiance!
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ALBERT THE SEXY DADDY COVERS IHN
Hello darling...
My love for you no get rival.
How is you? Use my face as face of IHN today.I know sey over qualify dey worry me!Lol side eyes at the children of anger in Galore's voice....Shout to all the lovely souls here.
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BLOG VISITOR SENDS MEMO TO HIS FUTURE WIFE...
Sweet bride-to-be, it's me your future hubby. Where are you baby? Please hint me if you're here because I've looked everywhere for you and can't seem to see ya 🤣.
I meet pretty and lovely ladies from time to time but they are not you 🤣! Dated a few, had some fun, retired and hung my boots but in the past 3 years, you're no where to be found 😂. I've prayed and God reveals our story will be similar to that of Issac and Rebecca, so I've got some clues, I think 🤣🤣🤣.
I'm 34. 6.1ft tall, dark, bearded and dimpled. Blessed too. I'll humbly describe me as a true gentleman. A software programmer in the day, a writer at night. Folks describe me as loyal, intelligent, compassionate and fair. I have imperfections too. I'm sensitive and; too picky lol.
OK, here's my latest struggle in looking for you.
I recently met a lady en-route Lagos to Houston via London. She was pretty. Natural beauty. Well spoken. We had small talk as we were both shopping for arts at Muritala airport. She seeked my opinion on her choices. Her smile, carabos! Sorry I was speaking in tongues lol. She took my breath. I thought she was you.
She bid me safe trip as she walks towards the departure gate. I hurriedly followed and politely asked if she could join me at the First Class Lounge. She nodded with a smile. I was excited. We then walked together to the Lounge, gist for almost an hour before our flight. We clicked instantly and she was happy to give me her naija mobile.
It's now boarding time. We walked to departure gate together and everyone stares at us as if we were couple. Could this be what they call love at first sight? She softly thanked me and jokingly said she's heading to her normal economy class while I took up my seat at First.
I felt miserable. I could swap to seat next to her. Anyways, we hugged and wish each other safe flight, as she walks away. Shortly after take off, I handed a note to a flight attendant and asked if it was okay to pass to her. It read "Your smile is beautiful. Sleep well".
I was one of the first passengers to off board the plane. So, I waited at Connection point to say my goodbyes. When she shows up, she was in a hurry for connecting flight but managed to hand me a note. She said she wrote me a reply but didn't see same flight attendant to hand it back and doesn't know my seat number to ask another attendant.
We slowly held each other's hands and hugged tightly, lasted longer than the night before. It felt warm and right. She handed me the note and ran away for her flight. It read "Awww you're sweet. Get home safe".
I went home with a big smile. No breakfast. No lunch. I was full of excitement. But I have to wait for 2 months until she returns to naija. Her mobile wasn't sync on WhatsApp and no roaming service. I spent the first two weeks solving puzzles of matching her first name with hundreds of surnames online and luckily I found her details and tracked for email. It was like winning a lottery 🤣🤣🤣.
I emailed exactly 2 weeks after our flight with pleasantries and she replied and last sentence read "where have you been in the past 28 yrs. Wish I'm single but I'm not". I sent a follow up email but no further reply and that was the end of another failed attempt to find you.
If you're out there babe, hint me.
Letsgiveloveachance@yahoo.com
Your future hubby,
MP3.
*This is crazy,had a long back to back with him and he says he is genuine and looking for love.....
I dunno but this sounds like a crazy lover.....Note that you contact at your own peril oh..you are adult enough to know or smell a one chance right?
Some people will come here t speak long grammar but be the first to mail him...lol
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BV GHANAMAN SAYS HE IS NOT MARRIED
Thanks guys...for ur kind words!
A bit of clarity: we ain't married yet, and we're not in a hurry as well.
She just finished school this year (Med Lab), awaiting internship & then service later. After which employment follows. That's more like 2-3 more years.
So right now, we'll both focus on giving our boy, Carlos...the best we've got. We're both novice on this task, but we're learning the ropes quickly as well.
Marriage is not life's greatest achievement and so we'll not be rushed into it by society and public perceptions.
We'll do it if need be and when we're both absolutely ready.
But for now baby Carlos is our utmost priority!!!
Thanks once again!
*Ghanaman signing out*
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SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
Good day Madam Stella,
I hail thee.. met my BOO on 2016 single and mingle and we are still waxing strong, i love your blog die, cant go a day without going through your blog, even on the sick bed. LOL
please am writing this on behalf of my colleague at work with her full permission, she is a single mother of 2, she is in her mid-thirties,dark skinned, based in Lagos,cool, lover of God,intelligent,hardworking.
She will like to meet a gainfully employed man or into a legit business(EVANS TOO GO TELL HIM WIFE SAY NA BUSINESSMAN E BE), could be a Muslim or Christian between ages 42-55, hardworking caring God fearing and serious, No baby-mama drama as she does not have baby daddy issues. she doesn't mind long distance relationship but not too far, all tribes are welcome.i don't if this can be posted in tomorrow IHN. Her contact is 08029707779. Thanks
HEART BREAKERS, PLAY BOYS PLEASE STAY CLEAR.
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Congratulations,welcome princess.
ReplyDeleteAmen
ReplyDeleteHahahaha.... You people can find trouble.
ReplyDelete🙋🙋🙋
ReplyDeleteChummy cho cho, I love that song.
ReplyDeleteCD mama yo!
ReplyDelete😙😙😙😙😙😙
QA,thank you for saying it as it is,hopefully he will not misunderstand this golden advice.
ReplyDeleteThis should be good.
ReplyDelete@xp As in.... honestly this is the first time you said the EXACT SAME thing in my mind 😂😂 please wake up lets faint together.
ReplyDelete👀👀
ReplyDelete@Cookie mine was Breathless by Shane Ward
ReplyDelete@Oliver bamiderubaomo simply means something that is used to scare a child
@Stella Lmao at your comments about mr Lover boy
Lol lmaoooo
DeleteYou mean sexy daddy looks like something that they use to scare a child?
Thank God it's Friday. Face of IHN you two look good. Nice write up to future wife. But dnt entice us with first class...
ReplyDeleteShe's a bugger 😪😕
ReplyDeleteYou need help my friend kikikiki
ReplyDeleteAre you one of the depressed bvs? Let me not add to your misery.
Just go to MFM prayer city, God is able to heal all broken souls. Hahahahaha
Have a lovely weekend all. Kisses
ReplyDeleteLOL
ReplyDeleteAtheist be nice.
Ahn ah wetin happen na? We don tire biko,everyday you and dis ur yeast infection story,mtewww
ReplyDeleteI'm with you *in mama peace voice*
ReplyDeleteXpo,when will you ever forget this pain you feel because,Nne kedu Ije group ignored every attempt you made to join them. You chatted them up,they ignored,you started abusing them and calling them housewives,boasting about your work,yet we all know,you are working this hard because,your hubby is jobless and the responsibility of the home is on you. Stop your envy my love and be joyful,sometimes I wonder if they had allowed you,as one of them,if you would have been happier or become envious of them.
ReplyDeleteMP3.... Ion trust you, mate. Naah! I don't and I'm sorry but I don't. You know YOU KNOW with that story your inbox is more likely to explode right? You know there's a recession? You know there's a scramble for comfortable guys? Nigga, you know you know.... Why didn't you tell us of the one you met at a wedding so that ladies won't apply based on a perceived 'social class'?
ReplyDeleteDear applicants, I advice you to shine ya eyes. I can't promise you that you will fly even business class but I promise that you will definitely discuss abourrit. By the way Mr. don't withhold feedback 😐
Chummychocho😘😘😘😘
ReplyDelete@Sexy Daddy.. See as you say die
ReplyDeleteYou just broke the internet
My phone Don soak for water
Who go buy me another phone before I FAINT?
Nothing does you @Daddy
@Anonymouz Orubebe
You're wasting your time, the boy no get sense.
ReplyDeleteHaba Anon, you went in hard. Oliver just voiced his/her opinion on the matter you raised.
ReplyDeleteWhy haul insults about.
ReplyDeleteMummy ekspee the Lunatic 👇
xhlrted p13 June 2017 at 21:40
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The chummy she's mentioning is the Chummy Cho Cho I "dashed" them months back? I see her pitiable comments and I laugh real hard. Someone I begged for how long to pipe low that giveaways will get to her both from blog owner and my personal own? I rejoiced with her when her N60,000 got to her from The Angel. The one I know back to back, her house, her hubby no and place of work and even paid N18,000 to fill out her CV in a reputable HR firm while she's hanging on to the one she's doing? Hahaha. They were hailing her while she typed, biko why did they stop? If I decide to abuse her don't you think it will be disastrous? I know who to quarrel with I don't kick people who are already on the floor except they hold my leg from moving. The only sin I "committed" was I omitted her name in my Xmas giveaway and it wasn't my making. The list was lonnnnnnnggg and she was new. I can't kill myself. I drafted a memo and even put car no and sent her to them as an emissary that she is, and she's lying she's called charismatic busu? Hahahaha. I don die.
Same thing Isaacson was doing till I read weeks ago he's the one doing the MEMES all this while and they all gather to curse and wish me death. He's really an agadi na agwo ofe indeed. He doesn't know an Adaide does not drown? Hian. Some will come after you with Madam I'm Miss S please I want money for Jamb and all sorts on a Wednesday giving you deadline of Friday. Before you even read the mail you are an enemy. They join attack wagon. See eh, I've toned down on a lot of things, once they collect they move to the other person and come attacking your ID. I, XP I no kukuma send again.
and she's the one coming to abuse XP?
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For the other anonymouses typing TRASH come back tomorrow with your ID card school agbasa go. Class don end because I see you clear like water Charlie I see you. Ko fa ka do ese mudia foooooooooo!
Charismatic Diva a.k.a Busy...meooooow. You double up my ID again I whoop your already red bloodied ass and make it redder. I don't care whether you wear mask to come or form classy and silent. For your pocket! Na my koboko I know.
I probably missed it cos of the time she posted.
DeleteThanks for this CD 😁😁
You no even fine sef. I've seen your pictures some time on here
ReplyDeleteYou wey don pass 30 still dey select? Moreover I guess the poster isn't looking for someone your age as a future wife. I mean he's 34 and rich and you ain't his match in anything hun!
Be looking for whose tenses are right till u enter menopause
Same
ReplyDeleteShe said that!!?? I must have missed where she said it. I didn't see that at all. For the record, I've never met her nor I have ever gotten a penny from her...
ReplyDeleteIts just me though. I'm not the type to keep malice or whatever. I forgive easily and just want to move on happily...
Emjay was robbed exactly a week ago.
ReplyDeleteAnon was she raped?
ReplyDeleteLol. Very funny.
ReplyDeleteAm a culprit too
Hahahaha. Please I don't want to faint again.
ReplyDeleteBia CharisMATIC chimpanzee you uprooting old comments? Hahaha. I don die!
Look I'm in a flanjor mode today and I gat boku free hours to answer you so bring it on.
I hear you guzzle down some bottles of SCOOCHES, get tribbing with your vibrating toys and rabbits, get high before logging in here the minute everyone leaves home, I just wanna ask you "who be your supplier?", " shey Diokpa know what you do here?". Hahaha. Idleness is a curse.
Please eeh stop disgracing yourself, go and learn a trade as "ùvúlú gi(your brain na plastic cells full there) is a komkom. Inugo itibolibo.
These things you pasted:
1) where did I write that I gave Chummy cho cho N18,000
2) where did you read my driver delivered any cash to her
Envy is the senior sister of witchcraft and we know how you inherited it. Forget your fake doughnuts and hugs, we come from same AREA remember. WE KNOW ourselves.Hahaha
#watersidethings
Take your envy somewhere else, I'm a TWISTED LONNNNNG STEEL. I bendeth for no miserable fowl. My life is straight, go attend to your dildos woman, I don't belong to that vicious circle.
By the way I gat Maaaad Family love protecting me, do you have it? Hahaha.
I see comments Oke enwe, I see comments, head home woman and go kneel before BLOOD so you can be set free.
I, XP dieth not. Keep on wishing me death. For your pocket. Na Chummy Cho I dey pity as una dey let am reach where her blessings dey.
Yeye dey smell.
I can't believe you said those words up there Xp. How did I ever miss them? It really hurt but its ok.. You know my house cos I sent you my CV? You told me to calm down for giveaway??
DeleteThank God I made that statement yesterday; 'I miss xp' If not I would still in the dark.
But its ok, I forgive you even without you asking. I hold no grudge against you for those lies up there, afterall you're human.
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ReplyDeleteMy Diva sexiest!😍😍😍
ReplyDeleteMy personal personal person😘😘😘
I love u baby girl!😘
Iphieeeeeeee!😘
The Apple of My Eye😍😍😍😍
Where is My BLOGGIE LORDIE!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chikito...hahaha. Woo Stella Kork doesn't know the doze of laughter these comments elicit and how it cures high blood pressure.
ReplyDeleteI don wake up biko, some hungry tiny mouths are hungry here I gat to feed them.
What you saw is called Telepathy between us. I laugh a lot reading Chike's comments and my fear is that we might be relations,so I no wan enter una marriage show.
If only some people will take the entertainment from Nwanna and drop their vexation. Kai.
I looooove this blog.
Anony 16:18...XP kwa feeling pain? Chatted who up bawo? Tell me the media handle where the chat happen. Inukwa!
ReplyDeleteBiko go buy liver chop then use your ID and write comment. I don't play with 'shildren'
Comments from Willy Willy is invalid. BTW which XP's husband is jobless again? Are we going backwards? Ewooooo! XP marry? thought she's a gwegwegwe? Hahahaha.
E be like say una eye don dey clear. Awon alaboso.
Make una no go find something doing. Jobless mutulas tying wrapper on their chest to do house chores and logging in later when kids don go school to abuse me. My name dey una ceiling make una dey look am dey cry.
#thethingweydeypepperdem
#stopmeifyoucan
Me🙋
ReplyDeleteHope you aren't sad that he has entered your vagina and dumped you?
ReplyDelete*Girl decide not to give sex!
your blog name sha...Its True what u said about the last post. Sometimes its best to let go of what u can't understand. You're still allowed to have those moments of intense longing.. Its normal. But The pain that comes with letting go will surely fade over time.
ReplyDelete🙋🙋 I always so to myself, like I am always nau when did dis happen😂
ReplyDeleteCongratulations
ReplyDeleteCongratulations dear
ReplyDeleteLipstickalley,
ReplyDeleteSome bvs here are very sad and bitter. did you read the anonymous post? Most of these women are sad. The single ones are sad because of their cheating boyfriends while some don't have any man to call their own. The married ones have chronic cheats as husbands, others are in loveless marriages. So they are very bitter and they bring the bitterness here.
Bg you is a savage 😭😭
ReplyDeleteCongrats to her
ReplyDeleteHian, this fight again. Can it end please.
ReplyDeleteChummy, i have read that XP's comment, i cant seem to see where it is stated that she gave you 18k except it was written in codes.
Ladies, let old things pass away. Life is too short to keep dragging ancient issues upandan.
Chummy, CD & XP, you guys are all grown women and believe it or not some people admire you guys here.
Shame the devil and sheath your swords, this beef has gone on for too long, how can you dislike a person from a distance when the person is not even in your personal space. Put to shame all those faceless people on this blog who fan this fire.
Peace!!
Welcome little jewel
ReplyDeleteCongrats
Ghen Ghen
ReplyDelete😯😯😯
Stella plz make a special post for this yeast infection,a lot of ppl are suffering from it
ReplyDelete😂😂😂😂😂help me to scare my child, but why are you people like this now?
ReplyDeleteYu women of SDK blog love trouble. Chummy cho cho I think u ar d one lying. Charismatic diva brought in old comments by d Xp, ok show us d lies Xp told. Yu are a silent devil 2 deny u didn't see d previous comments. Yu said u miss Xp what then nd how are u missing ds Xp. Money ws spent 2 help ur dry bumbum, true 2 God count yourself lucky. If na me u will refund it. Charis has turn ur mouthpiece meanwhile she has main ID to shield her naughty game, receive sense all of u.
ReplyDeleteChummy cho cho d Beggy Beggy u kno how 2 do nd leave d woman 2 be in peace. One silly comment from ur mouth u will see. Ungrateful women playing children tasteless drama for years.
To Xp, u should find ur level no dey reply hungry street women, they ar not ur class.
Xp welcome
DeleteIf you like turn the English upside down we will still decode u. You helped someone and came back here to mock her, threatening her because you know her personal details. God is watching you
Oliver the IQ measurer, hope you are among, mtcheew
ReplyDeleteThose beards be looking malnourished
ReplyDeleteHahahahaha
DeleteThat name sexy daddy is the opposite of his looks
Yes it is
ReplyDeleteLipsticks alley...you need to understand that the drama crops up again and again because they conspire and continue to fail repeatedly. None of these fools has ever told charismatic diva any home truths. She is sent to curse with her 2nd ID while they go anonymous.
ReplyDeleteThis time they failed to give Chummy cho cho a gun to shoot with. She is one airhead.
Thanks for your advice anyway.
And to you Chummy go and kneel and ask your God for forgiveness for trying to FOOL yourself and failing woefully.
How much recharge cards were you given, aunty "I miss Xp"? To come paint me black. Hahahaha.
You have no iota of shame, if you do you will not type here that XP told lies against you. Lies that I tried to calm you down while measures are taken to better your life? Sorry is your case because you forgot there's something called archives. You can continue your mudslinging with CharisMatic chimpanzee, na una go dey cry and chop the boomerang. I dey watch una in 9HD.
Pukwaa n'iru egbe. Comot for front of gun because when next you do shit with my ID again, I'll pay your hubby a 'surprise visit'. I have his CV too remember? Aunty deny-deny.
Xp I pity people that give u their cVs to help them search for a job or people that contact you, download their problems for you and plead for your help. The ones I pity most are those that give you their account details. smh
ReplyDeleteChimooo epic reply
ReplyDeleteBG you are the poster, sorry Laeffixy, wipe your tears
Anonymous 20:50when next you see people gathered and laughing happily under a comment, don't go and infect the air with your anger and pain.
ReplyDeleteXp mama one thing I like about u is this your mouth. You are too mouthed name. Loooools
ReplyDeleteYour name dey their ceiling true
Hajahahahahahahah Anonymous gangster have killed me
ReplyDeleteToo much antibiotics increases yeast infection because it disturbs the PH level of the vagina.The vagina has its 'normal flora'.That means it takes care of itself by balancing the presence of good and bad bacteria inside the vagina.Antibiotics kills both,reason you should take blood capsules with it to help build more red and white blood cells.
ReplyDeleteFirst STOP using medicated soap or anything with harsh chemical or perfume.Forget those expensive soaps,buy ordinary lux or joy or premier soap.
Second, avoid sugary and diary food or drink. Too much alcohol or beer.
Third, use water ONLY to rinse your vagina after peeling or pooing.Don't use your hands to clean, useless bathing,when you have to part your labia for a good wash to avoid stench,but DON'T poke your fingers inside.Find a plastic bottle, puncture a hole inside the cover, put water in it,squirt the water into vagina,then use toilet roll to dab the surface of your vagina to remove excess water.
Third, use PANTLINERS on your pants. Use only cotton pants.Don't dry your pants indoor.It needs sun.Then iron it very well to kill any germs or eggs flies might have laid on it.
Fourth,stay away from sex for a while, if you have to, use good condom!
I forgot to mention that, you should avoid all these tight jeans or trouser or leggings or bum shorts,the vagina needs to breathe! At home wear men boxers. And wear fresh tights under your skirt everyday.
ReplyDeleteYou are too dry.
ReplyDeleteWhenever I see a dry comment, I allow scroll back to check if it's you.