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Sunday, 23 July 2017

Sunday In House Gists - Most Hilarious Eat Out...

You went out on a date and something happened that if you look back now,all you can do is Laugh?Tell us about it!



If the hilarious date was not the first time,then when was it?

The first time i went on a proper Dinner dates,on the table was more than one fork,more than one knife and more than one spoon all arranged in a way that you should know which one to pick first......It was a big Dinner and there was family and a lot of couples....

Unfortunately seated near me was someone who does not Miss details...As soon as i picked up the wrong fork,he tapped me and laughed a little hysterically and said ''wrong fork''.

I just smiled and said ''All fork is fork and might get you pregnant if you aint careful''......The guy choked on his drink and had to leave......heheheheheh

I couldnt stop laughing and almost choked on what I was eating and I asked to leave as well....hahahahahhaha

Really funny ISH...

You?

Meanwhile I am bringing back the award for the best Joke cos I see that it was also part of the fun...10k for most hilarious entry....All are eligible to take part.....EVEN ME!
If you dont want the money,take part and if you win,gift it to your favourite BV...you get?


Make I see whether i go win my money back.....with small wayo..hahahahahahahahahaha.




97 comments:

Miss Ess said...

It's this same fork and knife issh. Got to the table and saw fork to the left knife to the right. I saw my host using it perfectly well and i knew that with this sweet voice he always say I have on phone my disgrace is today. I tried same I couldn't, I swapped it and still i couldn't, luckily there was spoon there, I jejely took the spoon and continued eating. It was awkward and embarrassing for me but I just had to eat than stop eating😁

James' hater said...

I went out with a friend for lunch at my favorite restaurant. Almost everyone working their knows me. This my friend demanded for fork and knife, they served us with spoon. To my utmost surprise he started eating with knife and spoon, he wasn't even holding then properly, I had to tap him and ask him to behave himself.

James' hater said...

There was a time I went out with my sisters, I embarrassed them and they begged me to stop. After eating, I licked my plate with tongue, ate the bone to the last, I even licked my younger sisters plate and gathered all the bones in their plates and ate, people around were looking at me like crazy...chai, I miss my sisters and our craziness

LOLO IDEATO said...

So I am a lover of Catfish, I went in a date at IBARI OGWA Owerri in 2011, we pointed a big-sized catfish and pepper soup was prepared.

We (2) shared the fishes n started eating, leaving the head of the fish inside the warmer. After eating u asked if he wasn't going to savour the head of fish as well, He Declined saying he doesn't eat Head of catfish,

That was how I left the head of catfish Inorder to form.

I regret that act till today

Anonymous said...

You are white liar, Haba because 10 of thousand Maria.

SWEETIE said...

On this very faithful day,Lee boo asked for a special date at his parents home so I can be known but not my first outting anyway with Lee boo so i actually came which I was served this big big snail and was given fork and knife as the ajebo that they areπŸ˜€ and I was sitting at the dinner table,I think I should have jejely asked for a bowl of water so I can simply use my hand but I was busy forming expact and trying to use the fork and knife when my snail immediately flied to the sitting room where the dad and mom was sitting comfortably with another guess,I almost fainted that day out of shame.don't asked me the rest of the story because its so shameful😁😁😁😜

#Miss Kay# said...

When I saw eat out...hehehe. The first thought that 'came' to me was boo going down on me

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

It was the year 2000 (new millennium) my cousin has just returned with his wife and kids from the States for the first time. Out of excitement my dad ordered for a large goat to be slaughtered on his behalf (he was raised by my dad), varieties of food was prepared.

It was the new millennium and a lot of people hardly eat salads back then. So, I was asked to prepare the salad (part of my specialties in the kitchen) and I obeyed.
I did everything as i've learned from my aunt. I was very happy with what I did, it was time to eat and everyone were seated, one of my younger cousin and I were asked to dished out the food, so, we started dishing then, I got to one of my older sister, took her plate and dished her salad and then give it to her to pass it to my other cousin to add whatever she wanted but, she suddenly got up and asked how she was going to warm the plate of salad since it was cold. We all busted into laughter, she was so embarrassed that she refused to eat again until my cousin was able to calm her down.
Oh, my brothers with our other cousins were always calling her warmed salad.

She's one of those who love swallow food and not a fan of salad etc...

Anonymous said...

So this idiot really thinks I will come and be doing laundry for him like other girls?mtchewwww!some girls are stupid sha,The mumu is always talking about how a wife material is supposed to be watching clothes and all.Who even told him I want to be his wife? Me that is just there for money,I only visit him when am dead broke and he is the only option left,the fuck am giving him should be enough. The odes watching clothes for him am sure he hasn't taken you to Togo or even Cotonou, but I have traveled to different countries with him.Whenever I visit I see his clothes watched and well arranged,I will just know a girl visited I just laugh and mind my business mtchewwww wetin concern me?I just insist on condoms shikina!

Anonymous said...

okay mine happened this Friday... we went for our faculty dinner and it was actually cool...we decided to go take a picture since we didn't before coming inside. I led the way out: upon coming back, my friend decided to go in first (d door was this type that you had to push in and out) she struggled to open the door and ended up rattling the door...everyone close to the door were laughing at us and the hall had been quite then.
as if that wasn't enough, when we went to get food..there was a lot of options to choose from(coconut and jellof rice, ekpangnkukwo,afang soup, donut, cake, groundnut, and other baked stuff) my friend mixed both rice, chinchin. something that looked like buns and lined her plait with groundnut.... the food looked so hilarious.

#Miss Kay# said...

I went out on a first date with a crush of mine...we were getting to know each other better and all. We got talking and he was boasting and making mouth, only for me to dare him to drop his pants...Ahhhhh!!!
Oh boy, this guy stood up and started taking his belt off, almost trying to pull down the zip, na him I see say this guy dey serious wo! I was getting embarrassed, I had to beg him to stop. I almost even knelt down to beg him. After everything na so both of us just burst out laughing

Dainty T said...

2013 on my birthday, my then 'toaster' asked me to come hand out at ICM, we went to one of those 'posh' restaurants upstairs, can't remember the name again. A waiter came with the menu, the pizza menu had various types, toppings and all. Prior to that moment, I had never tasted pizza before and since I tried to experiment with new meal each time I had the opportunity of doing so, I placed order for margherita pizza. Big mistake! Na so dem bring the large pizza on one platter like that. I took a bite from one slice and oh lawd! it tasted very bland, I come dey reason say which kain epic disgrace be this now in front of toaster as I didn't give him the impression that it was my first time tasting pizza. Na so I ask make he join me as the thing too big, he said no oh, its my day, I ordered for it so I can dig it. I just dey give the pizza sideeye for like an hour. Thank God he noticed my discomfort and asked me to order for something else if I couldn't stomach it, na so I thank am ask for jellof rice jejely, ate, drank water, thanked him for a day well spent. I still kept a picture of myself with the pizza in front of me till date to remind me of the awkward period. The 6k pizza eventually went to waste. The end!

anonymous donor said...

Lmaoooo. Foodie. Una weh done. HhAppy sunday felicity

Sassy Meruche said...

You love fish like me too?Choi I love fish,barbecue,grilled fried fish...any type of fish.You can poison me with fish,tell me about it and I'll still eat it.

SANDY YO said...

Hahahahahahaha! Forming ko, forming ni! I miss Ibari ogwa oo. Chai!

SANDY YO said...

Waaat! Adonbiliv!πŸ˜‰

SANDY YO said...

Hahahahahahahaha! No be only to warm salad.

Anonymous said...

Abeg am just angry..how can someone call u and ask if u are home and u said yes.he said he's on his way.in my mind I was like there's small food in d pot and a bottle of malt to serve him when he comes only for him to come with 9 people! plus him making 10 o.pls who does that in dis buhari time.am so pissed.

Anonymous said...

Abeg am just angry..how can someone call u and ask if u are home and u said yes.he said he's on his way.in my mind I was like there's small food in d pot and a bottle of malt to serve him when he comes only for him to come with 9 people! plus him making 10 o.pls who does that in dis buhari time.am so pissed.

yellow sisi said...

This your story sha!! Snail fly from dinning to parlour. Oriegwu!!!

yellow sisi said...

You should tell this story at the grave yard because this lie fit wake dead man.

yellow sisi said...

Oh no!! I feel your pain,love the head of catfish.

yellow sisi said...

Badt girl!!

yellow sisi said...

Lmao!!

cinderellla said...

Nawa oooo.. lick plate in public? Do you now eat your plate at home?

yellow sisi said...

Washed not watched.

yellow sisi said...

Your friend issa bush girl.

Anonymous said...

Abeg finish the story nah🀣🀣🀣

Anonymous said...

An admirer took me out one day to a pizza place and I ordered for medium size, my order was delivered and I said I'll eat it at home, hosted my cousin not to eat cos pizza is on the way. Hot home, opened the pizza and I took one bite, this rotten taste just busted into my mouth. My cousin knew that somtin was wrong and refuse to eat it. That's how I threw it sway and slept hungry. Temilade

Love Struck said...

Mine is actually not a restaurant, but a visit to my cousins with my mum. I was abt 11 or so then, when my older cousin offered to prepare noodles for me, when it was served, she prepared it by mixing eggs inside the noodles, of course I have eaten noodles before, but with broken eggs mixed with it,i haven't, I took a spoon first, and it was heavenly, I come de chop the thing small small make e no quick finish for plates, person wey serve me the food sef don forget she serve me food, when she strolled pass the dining area and still saw me eating, she said kilode, Oya my friend finish up the food now now, na with speed and embarrassment I take finish the food carry plates go kitchen, I can't forget that day mehn, over 10yrs ago.lol

St.FranKooL.... said...

#An emotional response is a mistake, that will cost you a lot more than any temporary satisfaction, you might gain by expressing your feelings*

ola wealth said...

You know women and their shakara. Forming i know it all.
Me eh i can form for the world. Shakara way no get sense.
So i met this guy... ( if the person dares to comment i will disown him for life!).
Our first date was at mama cass. Our 2nd date was a wedding he invited me too.
Our 3rd date was his birthday which was at one fancy restaurant in vi.
My norm was to enter bus half way then take a taxi/chs to anywhere im going. I had a regular man, mr saliu that i paid 3k every month for the drop offs.
So thats how i did my usual stuff and claimed "my driver dropped me off".
They brought the menu, ( one would think i've learnt my lessons from previous ordering of what i knew). Thats how i saw sushi on the menu with some palata something.
Modupe you will not hear eh, my common sense warned me.
I sha ordered o. They brought sushi and gave me a dipping sauce for more effect or so.
Thats how i ate or rather tasted the sushi...
Omo.... it was horrific ( i heard its an acquired taste but goshhhhh).
Swallowed with the difficulty of eternity. The 2nd piece i put the dipping maybe it would go down well... iro ni oo.. all this time my date kept on asking "mo are you ok?

Im fine oo... im having a migraine i lied. The 3rd piece i smeared the palata abi werin them dey call am. Omo error!.
As soon as my mouth touched it i spat everthing out.
Are you ok? He asked me. My head my head i kept on pointing to my head.
Sorry ooo... the palata was burning my mouth. My head, face was on fire.
Let me drop you off at home, he offered.
Told him not worry that my driver was coming.
Called mr. Saliu to come and pick me up from the venue and left.
As soon as we left the vicinity, told him to park and i put my finger down my throat and vomitted the so called rubbish i just ate.
My face was still burning. He dropped me at the bustop and i entered yaba bus. Huge welts were already appearing on my face. Thats how the stupid bus broke down on the middle of 3rd mainland bridge.
By this time my lips were tripple the size, i had angry welts all over my face. People inside the bus were shifting for me like i had disease or something. While we were huddled on 3rd mainland bridge abusing the driver about his bus, i saw a car slow down and heard my name.
Ahh ope ooo i quickly ran to the car, it was my date, and 2 of his friends.
So here i was stuck on the bridge beside the bus with huge welts on my face on top forming...

Omo i reversed and dived in to straight FAINTING. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
WOKEUP AT HOME..

Copied; AuntyMo's 😎

LOLO IDEATO said...

Hahahhahaha see my fish twin @sassy. @sandy! I miss that place @sisi I tell you. Now whenever I buy catfish or order I eat the head first both in public n private

Anonymous said...

@25:21 Snail wey "flied" wat do u expect.... Lol

LOLO IDEATO said...

Donor happy sunday

SisterSledge said...

It was in 2002 or 2003 when I went to city mall onikan for the 1st time with a rich kid frends of man that also thought I was a rich kid cos I was opportuned to attend corona skool not knowing it was a kind gesture of an uncle, so at the city mall,he said we shud go upstairs to checkout stores and he took d escalator and cos I dint want to fall my hand,I jumped on it with my high heels. That was how I rolled, fallin, my shoes flying and my undies et all showing. Kai! Still have d pic in my head.

Anonymous said...

Chai come o sweety or wetin be that ur name,what's up with u and English? Are you two fighting?Ur English is terrible,I couldn't even comprehend,pls start attending night classes inugo

Anonymous said...

My own story
Just coincidentally reading comments and watching mr bean in a new city eating sea food. He almost threw up. The woman close to him I'm sure will change chairs soon. Mr bean is so disgusting ugh
Lmao


It's me Rx. Rich princessπŸ’œπŸ’œ

Anonymous said...

Flied,,, ok na

Anonymous said...

If you don't know how to speak China today is your lucky day.just repeat the world . My shoe shall shine soon.a thank me leta

Anonymous said...

Condom dy burst ...see you d fuck should be enough abi.After you go say person snatch your man.lol

UduBunch said...

See English, "expact" and your snail "flied" to the sitting room. Na wah 😏

tush baby said...

Interest stories. Now listen read my embarrassing moment.

Portharcourt boy wen I be. That eve there is a show at ph Polo club. Smartly dressed. Felt I was cool so I headed for the taxi. Meanwhile a the day before that day I had mum made soup with just too many sea food then in the night o ate beans and pap. That no FOLo for the other side chop chop wen Dan enta my mouth oo. The funniest thing is my belle no Gimi soon at all. I didn't feel the need to visit the comfort station. As I just wave the taxi stop Naso the mess just hungry me niam I say make I just deliver am fast buy unknown to me say the stench too go like go Polo club.My pple as I just sit down for the front seat, hmmm even me self I heat the smell. See the stench no be here e de.the smell na suck away smell. Fellow passengers were like hnnnnnnn hnnnnnnn hnnnnnnn. Me I just lock up like say nothing concern me. But there wen I de no be me. Driver no move reach 10 meters niam I team to stop. I pay go down. Chai I feel for myself. My fear was make no body wen no me for hood de that car oo cos I no fit look right or left I de shame make I no go see who I kno. But u kno what d while thing no stop my balling. I ball tight. Gist my buddies we all laughed. Kai make this tin no happen to u.

UduBunch said...

The charter bus come.

Tessbaby said...

Ure not an 'expact' reasons ur snail 'flied'


Hahahhahha funny story sha. I can imagine.

Tessbaby said...

Buhahahahahaha yellow Sisi ve killed me.

Alcatraz said...

Ok.. So that was how me and my friend Dotun went to eat in one local restaurant(iya alamala). I didnt have money so he was to pay, Dotun just ate one Wrap of amala but i was damn hungry, so i took 3 wraps.he finished before me, said he wanted to go piss outside, came to the window side where i was seated and made a sign for me to run after eating that he doesnt have money to pay.. I dey my 3rd wraps den, i just weak. Started sweating..And truthfully, i no see any sign of Dotun around.. Couldnt even finish my 3rd wrap before i gathered courage to go beg d alamala woman...I stammered asking her how much our money was still perspirating and shivering before the woman put my mind at rest with this golden word 'ikeji yin ti sanwo' (your friend don pay). Well, that was the last time i followed Dotun go chop anywhere empty handed

Alexa said...

mine was years ago. A crush took me to eatery and asked me to make my order, I asked for a can of fanta and meat pie. you won't believe that the guy called me later to tell me that I " fall his hand" that I embarrassed him by ordering so little, DAT it seemed as if that was all he could afford to buy me. though I was angry, I didn't show it, I just laughed. after about 2 week, he called me to know where I was, I told him that I was at a cyber cafe opposite the eatery, I told him that I was feeling hungry, he said let's meet at the eatery, now this guy is one of those people with a sense of their own importance, so we met at the eatery, he came with two of his friends, when it was time to order I told him that I wanted take away, so we both went to d counter, I told him that my siblings were at home if i can take extra, his biggest mistake was saying yes, I have seven sibling, I ordered 5 plates of rice and chicken, 3 burgers and 5 cans of soft drink, and two fried chicken laps. with a sweet smile on my face I softly told him thank you, and walked out of the eatery lugging two nylon bags. on walking out I sneakily took a peak backwards and saw him looking murderous, walking towards his friends, I am sure to borrow money to pay the bill. I laughed ehhhhhhhh, I and my siblings had a feast. the funniest thing is that we later laughed about it, he told me that my order cost more than #7000 and that he had only #2500 with him cos he was expecting another meat pie and fanta from me.

Asoge Atelier said...

Lmao

Tessbaby said...

Offer them water. Besides how did they all get there? Them hire bus?

Asoge Atelier said...

I don't know you but I think I like you. You know what you want and you are not playing to a man's whims. He actually loves you more than the odes doing the watching. Men dint love the easy domesticated ladies. They love the bitches.

Asoge Atelier said...

*washing *dont

Asoge Atelier said...

Lmao!!!!

�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

Your gbags are hilarious πŸ˜€πŸ˜€

�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

Disgusting abeg whether real or fabu 😐

Asoge Atelier said...

Lolzz

Shantelle's Empire said...

Sweetie don't mind them. They are 'jelosing' your story.

Expert*
Flew*

�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

Lol @ it's my day

�� Dreamcatcher �� said...

Hahahahahahaha

Chameleon said...

Lol

Omalichanwa said...

Flied ke! We are truly in d end times πŸ˜‚

yellow sisi said...

Just the way I like my noodles, so tasty.

Omalichanwa said...

Hmmm! Mine happened awhile back o! Very embarrassing sometin! Decided to take a bike home because of d traffic on d road o!my dear people !dats Hw d bike stopped me in my street, as I was about to come down I didn't know my village people set one big stone for ground for my enemy o.lol.Immediately I remove leg from d Okada na d stone like dis my leg land,I lost balance instanta ,naso I fall Yakata in d full glare of my street pipo! Choi!see me wey my shakara no gt part 2😬.Anyways!I sha got up looked round hehehehe,dusted my dress and walked straight to my house.Got home and played d scenario in my head one million times !chai!Since dat day wenever I want to come down from Okada no b person go tell me to look ground before I match leg πŸ˜‚

SWEETIE said...

Its not easy for an illiterate like me to compose a sentence

Anonymous said...

Looked hilarious?
If you say so.
Sounds like it looked more like a sacrifice.

Blessing Aliyu said...

Valentine 2003, most embarrassing day of my life. My guy has been boasting about how beautiful and classy I was to his friends so they decided to meet me. They now planned a couple's val outing. I dressed to kill, high heels, hot short gown and then that damned glasses. Shebi you people know that kind dark shades wey dey make things look closer than they are, it used to reign that time. Me that was a mumu, when i noticed the glasses was making me see things somehow shebi I would have dropped it. No, my village did meeting on my head that day. When we arrived, we met his friends and their babes standing and waiting for us, na so I drop from the car, started walking towards everyone, ohhhhh that evil gutter, I tried jumping it, I really tried ohhh but my village people were determined to win that day. As I tried jumping it, the gutter looked smaller, I stretched my legs and found myself inside gutter in all my glory. Scratched my knee, was soaked in dirty water and the stupid glasses was still on my face. Choi trust women na, they just burst into laughter, it was the men that all rushed and to bring me out. Our val was cancelled that day but I no fit forget that day.

Anonymous said...

The first time I would dine in a fancy restaurant, I took the napkin and tucked it under my chin. My sister gave me a powerful jab and eyed me.

Anonymous said...

Oh my God, ur English is whack,but funny story sha

memmie said...

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Anonymous said...

Mine was yesterday, went to eat bush meat oo,I ate one plate and ordered for take away not minding if the mumu had enuf money,moreso everything wasn't even up to 5k.I was always very considerate with him whenever we go out,sometimes I augment the bill but a friend of mine told me he toasted her and dashed her money wey him never ever dash me before, so after eating my grasscutter with one big stout, oga said he no get money to pay for the take away that I shld return it.....ehn!! Return fire,me and my soft mind wanted to bring out money to pay but I said no!! U go wash plate today!! Oya go inside and siddon,call anybody to come bail u,as for me I don waka,we were beginning to draw attention as the sales boy was agitating for his money,I just took bike and left,I'm sure the goat had money with him but knows that I'm soft hearted and will want to pay but this time I shocked it,yeye man driving big car for nothing,I'm not done with him oo,na serious shopping I go carry am go next,wen I got home that night I laughed oo,still laughing at the thot of my bush meat drama

Weed Chic said...

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Weed Chic said...

😲😲😲

Weed Chic said...

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Weed Chic said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚he will never forget you

Weed Chic said...

Pele πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Motola Famojuro said...

Mine was when we were in primary school my younger brother and I grandma has been the one taking care of us since our parents would have left early for work. We were in school on the assembly ground and grandma was passing by you know all those corner corner nursery and primary school immediately she spotted me like this because I was standing at the back she shouted eba yin wa lori table o obe ila wa ninu pot te ba dele ke fi Se ounje Osan o meaning your eba and okra soup dey inside pot it is for your lunch come see laugh even the teachers busted into laughter. The thing pain me o because the embarrassment no be for here since then they used to call me eba and obe ila in school before the teachers intervene

African Barbie said...

Lol

Anonymous said...

You say??? You did whaaaaat??? Please Anonymous 14:16, Sandy Yo, ‎Yellow Sisi, Cinderella, Tessbaby, Dreamcatcher... make una give me space, shift small biko I want to faint!
You sayyyyyy??? Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaa! Not only did you lick your plate, you follow drag your small sister plate li‎ck too, then you gather all the bones chop as the wa Bingo that you IS nauuu! Gadamit! Your lie dikwa very inspiring! It is given me life! Choiiiii! See as person reduce herself to dog abi na mountain lion sef because of 10K! Aaaaaaah! Stella James' hater deserves the 10k abeg! The zeal to forge tori is too much. 
Ehen! Just to satisfy my curiosity, in your mind what food was served sef that after you chop both the food and the plate your belle still open to follow chop your small sister plate and the bones she chop remain? At least pimp the lie small to get weight! ‎

clear and clean skincare said...

Lol

Iphie dearie said...

Ibari Ogwa!!!!!
Point Goat sef,they will kill😍😍😍😍
Nostalgic much!!

Nda Leti and co😭😭😭

Iphie dearie said...

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Iphie dearie said...

I welcome this kind of surprise at the door.. holding my door tightly close to me.

The Crowd master will have to take me and his crowd out for lunchπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Iphie dearie said...

Oh Boy..
I love my Indomie that way with lots of Onions,tomatoes,pepper and Maybe other veggies.
Even without Veggies,I go chop it. 😍😍😍😍

Iphie dearie said...

Escalators are the devil🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

My shoe shall shine shoonπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Iphie dearie said...

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You didnt have money and you chopped 3 wrapsπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Your friend Dotun issa CLOWNNNN!!!
🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£
Well,He asked for it.
Lol

Iphie dearie said...

πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
OMG Blessing!!!
The Glasses did you 'The more you look'
🀣🀣🀣🀣

Iphie dearie said...

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Eba and Obe IlaπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

fa ogunsakin said...

Funny...

Anonymous said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚u guys r crazy, una no fit comot eyes for d gbangan?my belle oooo

Jasmine said...

How do u guys eat cat fish? I hate it

Anonymous said...

I lived with my elder sis, before getting married and her hubby always treat us to transcorp Hilton buffet Xmas, birthdays and special occasion. Which my sis and I always see as opportunity to pack enough takeaway even though it's not allowed, we carry our biggest hand bags when going to pack whatever we could, and we always got away with it. So I think say na so e go dey be for every buffet na. When I visited Atlanta with mumci we were taken to Golden Carrel buffet restaurant I say make I do my transcorp moves again now to pack things for hand bag, didn't know one of the servers was watching me wrap chicken in paper napkins. Next thing the lady brought a 2go pack for me and politely said I can put the chicken in there and pay for them on my way out. I was so embarrassed that Day left everything on the table when we were leaving cos I didn't have any extra money on me since we where being hosted. Anyway I thank God the lady was so polite if not na police station I for see myself for yankee all because of food.

Cassandra Carter said...

Lol! The snail flied! Haba! Shez really an "expact" lol!

Anonymous said...

Na so I go conference for U.S.A. Lodge for one hotel wey dey offer small breakfast for reception lobby. Coffee, tea, muffins, bar chocolates and small satchet but tasty oats and choco beverage powder. Long throat for take away (back to Naija), na so I go take reach for 3 persons and then go back to my room dey pile up my goodies. One day, as e do me, I come carry small nylon bag follow body, begin stylishly put the assorted things inside. I no know say the white lady wey dey behind the reception desk dey see me for the monitor as I think say I use body cover my fast moves. Na so I hear the lady voice say 'excuse me, ma'am, this is not a super market. Just take for one so others can get some too". Choi! E be like say make ground open make I enter! I just mumble one excuse about being 2 in my room come use shame waka comot. Luckily no other guests dey the lobby then. Whenever I think of the incident na so my face dey flush in mortification.

Anonymous said...

You can tuck it under your chin or lay it on your lap.

Anonymous said...

Continue thinking you are smart. Awoof dey run belle... Remember that

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