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Monday, 28 August 2017

Just For Fun!

I am sorry but I have to Laugh-........Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha....





Na to wear pant with the shit go house go baff nau..LMAO

80 comments:

JOSTIFIED MOM (Call 09059244149 To Order For Acha(Fonio)/Irish Potatoes From Jos. said...

No be by force to clean my bumbum @ that time now.

SANDY YO said...

Exactly what came to ma mind b4 I saw ya reply Stelz. Inukwa such a tight corner. Hianest!

ESE EsSAy said...

This has once happened to me. Thank God I was with my face towel. A top class hotel with no running water or tissue. I felt so irritated that I had to rush home

Anonymous said...

Is it by force to wash the ass? Shebi is my ass

Cherry topaz said...

I'll simply use my panties to clean up and go commando. Easy peazy.

Anonymous said...

There must be extra page in the bible. Maybe index, front page or such.
coversface and runs out of post

Rappakatakata said...

I will seek other alternatives such as my handkerchief, socks, boxers or the pocket of my trousers(I mean the inner linen material used for my pocket).

Martins Aboy said...

There is always an empty note at the last page of the bible,or at the beginning once the bible is opened..most are glued to the cover page as well...

Now a man has got to do what he gotta do..

**i am responsible for what i say;you are responsible for the meaning you read into what i say**
Kikikiki!!

@MARTINS ABOY

Justyswt said...

No need to clean up. I will just wear my pant like that. After all, there are some peeps that they have natural body odour.

Lipstickalley said...

I am taking my shitty ass with me back home or to the nearest eatery.

Imagine using John3:16 page to clean my yansh, the everlasting boil Angel Gabriel will assign to my bumbum will be epic, even the 50 million dollars wont relive me.
Call me a smello all you want..Tankiuuu!!

ORIAKU said...

Carry the uncleaned bum like dat. Must i clean?

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

I will use my handkerchief but if it is a must to choose between my Bible and 50 million dollar cheque then.... I will buy a customized Bible with gold cover to replace my old Bible.. Lol πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

ola wealth said...

There are so many things I can do @dt moment..
Shebi I wear boxer come?
Shebi I wear singlet come?

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

I wont use bible, i go use my pant and clean it and throw away the pant or i put it inside nylon for bag

Anonymous said...

Wear the pant without cleaning bumbum or wipe it with my pant,fold it and put inside handbag or nylon. When I get home I'll take a shower.

PoshyJay said...

Laugh wan kill me o







I will use my pant to whip my butt nd head straight home

PoshyJay said...

Wipe

Miss Ess said...

Oh Lord! Even God understands

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ extra page πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

Daddy Code said...

I'm with you.

Asco said...

Lol...i usually dont even strt pooping until i confirm the presence of tissue paper or water....but na to use panties or hankie or hair packer sure pass for this situation...

jelly said...

I will use my handkerchief or remove my pata use am clean jejely waka comote there

Chike TEFLON said...

Are you sure?

BIPOLAR ME said...

Tears running down my eyes...

I have laughed so hard.

Weed Chic said...

Stellz, your head dey there

PinkLemons said...

LWKMD. Chai. Una too like money o.

What I will do is in my mind.

Ed said...

Me sef go use ma pant clean ma bumbum...Its better am pantless than smelling shit shit up and down.

Ed said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚isi okpukpu dika gi

DON™ said...

I'm using the Bible straight up. No two story about it. I'm buying thousands of Bible after cashing my check 🚢

Atheist ™ said...
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QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Will use my pant or bra and wipe my ass.

Oluchi Obioma said...

NA TO WEAR PANT GO HOUSE O, OR I USE MY G-STRING OR FULL PANT CLEAN NYASH.
I CAN'T COME AND GO AND MAKE GOD VEX HEAVENLY VEX FOR ME, I CAN'T AFFORD TO AGREE TO ETERNAL BROKENESS

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Hmmm crazy blog people don't start.
Just use your pant to wipe clean, dispose in a wrapped nylon neatly and stroll to the bank to deposit the check singing Hallelujah hymns πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰πŸ˜‰


LEPπŸ˜›


Shennel Hyacinth said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BIPOLAR ME said...

It has? Really?

You once had a 50million dollar in your hand? And a Bible too? And you needed to wipe your ass?

Waaaaohh...talk about some closely knit probabilities.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

I will use my pant or leave my bum bum like that

Great charming said...

Use my pants clean up na me get

Atheist ™ said...

Heaven and Hell is a myth to an atheist, just like the unicorn being virgins..and so the words of your holy book are more like an ancient greek story handed down from generations to generations.
Ive had several ppl dare me to rip the bible into shreds, but i declined, i wouldnt even step on a stone if i knew someone believes in it, thats how morally upright i am, same with the koran, Torah and Tipitaka.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Abi o. I've used my pant to wipe before in public.

SWAG LAFRESH said...

Shit never catch you

IJAY said...

Seconded jare, no be by force ,πŸ˜€

Rena said...

Chop knuckle.

Anonymous said...

Use your undie clean yaself then leave it there...

Greatlady. said...

Atheist!!! If you don't believe in something, at least give respect to those who do... Na WA for you oo

Anonymous said...

Hmm it also depends on the kind shit downloaded oo, remember bible papers are very fragile and small too

Greatlady. said...

So u had 50 dollars?

Atheist ™ said...
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SANDY YO said...

Hmmmmmmm Atheist, may God forgive you and Don. All man to himself anyweiz.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Haba people!not sure she meant it this way naaaa

Atheist ™ said...

greatlady, i also spoke about respecting other ppls believes but Stella didnt post it, reasons best known to her, shes been skippin my comments lately.. 2mr SP id state why im quitting SDK, no one told me bout rules or hush hush statements, so why cnt i freestyle?

Anonymous said...

Y must I use my bible? Wetin be 50million cheque? I wd just zip up,go home and wash my bumbum wella dats all

Rhoda Rex said...

Better shit never catch u true true.

St.FranKooL.... said...

Let's say, you decide to use the Bible, the first page you see is Ezekiel 18:20 - The soul that sinneth, it shall die....

Brethren, there's power in the Word. You need to be alive to enjoy your $50m. Lol...

reemah said...

Good! Keep it up!

Anonymous said...

@Greatldy, the world would be a better place if we all respected one another's belief.

Anonymous said...

I would tear the bible after all with 50 million I can even buy hundred bibles and no I'm not an atheist I'm a fervent Christian

Oma maranma said...

Lol.... i will wipe with my pant or bra sef. Last last na to wear pant like that and go

Miss Juliet said...

Wetin i carry dat kin money dey do fr public toilet?

Pure Nigerian said...

Gbam @ Ed! Use pant to clean up and then go commando

Atheist ™ said...

Marilyn Manson rips the bible into shreds & blows the pieces to the crowd... he does it severally on stage, hes not dead. FYI

SDK's FIRST DAUGHTER (GIFT E) said...

I will just use my pant and wipe my bumbum,then go home pantless.no time to waste time.

Tessbaby said...

So if I tear bible ill be on my way 2 hell? What if i nor wear pant? Shey i nor fit buy a new bible? Im sure God understands, besides let be realistic a cheque cant wipe my ass properly nor will a page of d bible. Im gonna be needing more than just a piece of paper.

Iphie dearie said...

Atheist why are you deleting your comments though?

Anonymous said...

Hahahahaaaaaaaaaa

Super Model said...

I always wear pant and i also go out with my hanky so i will use it. Or were my pant like that and take a drop straight home.

Isolde Fontaine said...

Tough one...would use my undie oh, wear my dress or whatever like that, then dispose of it. I love God and need that cash.



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Hahahahahaha funny comments everywhere

HeritageCouture said...

Na to use my pant or boxers shortπŸ‘Œ

SANDYY said...

I GO USE MY PANT CLEAN YASH.

Stella maris Baby said...

Can't stop laughing.
Funny comments.

ESE EsSAy said...

Sorry my people oo I meant that there wasn't either water or tissue to wash my bombom and had to use my face towel. If I happened to be in such case,God forgive me cos I'd have to use a space in my bible. I'm sure we'd all do. Who doesn't like better thing? Afterall,I can get more bibles and even turn to an evangelist. What money can do sometimes ehn!

Dust Emy said...

I will walk 🚢 away like that ooo

Anonymous said...

Will just say Father forgive me

Mama said...

Very stupid joke....can any one try this kinda dry joke with the Quran? U will be beheaded straight...so not funny at all

Anonymous said...

So the torn bible parts littered in some dumps who com dae tear am?what if its a g-string you have on or its running tummy how many times will you use your pant?God self will understand its a situation beyond my control.

Anonymous said...

All of una dey fall my hand. You guys really don't know that the smell of $50m is so strong and sensual? Come On guys! When I step out of the toilet you'd hear Beng!

LINDY NARDS said...

I will clean with my pant and throw it away, and wear my trouser without.... till I get home.

I don't see myself using any of the two mentioned above. Thank you.

GOONs Mi said...

My undies will be the cleaning agent.....I can't wee without a wet wipe talk less of sh*t.


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