Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: Sunday Laughs

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Sunday, 27 August 2017

Sunday Laughs

 Enjoy the Laughs,.....








































PRESIDENTIAL RAT POUSON

Nobody should come and tell us that they spent N200m for Rat eradication at the Presidential Office.

Rat poison is: N100 for rat bomb, N200 for Kill and Dry , N350 for Rat Roundup and N400 for Otapiapia. And if all that fail, dem dey sell 2 wild Ajaokuta pussycat, Male and Female N500 for Wuse market and they guarantee your money back if you even smell any Rat after 24 hours of lodging them in-house.
Hmmmnnnn..

I have said my own Ooo


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THE CHILDREN


A man ordered for a voice automated robot car that does anything he tells it to do correctly without any error.
He got the car and started sending it on errands. He became very proud of what the car could do without mistakes.


One day, he was home and his wife told him to tell the car to go and pick the children from school as she was very tired.
The man agreed and said to the car...
"Car, go and bring my children from school."

The car went and didn't return in time as expected, they knew something must be wrong.

Several hours later and no car, the man became apprehensive.
He dressed up and got ready to lodge a report at the police station.
As he and his wife stepped outside, they saw the car coming with an overload of children.

The car parked right in front of them and said... "These are your children sir..!"
In the car were their Landlady's two daughters, his wife's best friend's daughter, his secretary's son, and their neighbours two sons.
The Wife was in full anger...

"Don't tell me all these are your children..??"
The man asked her calmly...
"First you tell me why our children are not in the car..??"


LMAOOOOOO





























40 comments:

Miss Ess said...

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St.FranKooL.... said...

#Don't mess with someone else's relationship just because you aren't happy with yours*

STARRY LARRY said...

I love them πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜œπŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜πŸ˜œπŸ˜€πŸ˜‚πŸ˜




*Larry was here*

Rhoda Rex said...

LMAO....

ThatYorubaChic#wifenotcook said...

Funny

Zinny Chocolate said...

Lol. Chukwudi and his annex shop in heaven.

Elastic said...

Lol πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ Very funny 'somethings'


DontQuoteMe™

IsaacBABA (BUY CHEAP MTN DATA FOR AS LOW AS N700 for 1GB, N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB and 2400 for 4GB...call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hahahahahaha good one

Weed Chic said...

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Chioma josephine said...

Lmao@ it was nice, I washed off all your lies.
That Paul Pogba's joke is lit. Nice compilation, Weldon Stella

Timaro said...

There comes a time we all leave home
in search of so called green pastures
this was the case of ini-obong
who had left home for very long
for all the hustle nothing much
until one day he met Nicki
a young rich girl who so pretty
he said di,come with me
i just like you forget money
whatever you want just tell me
to her surprise Ini said
[Chorus]
I want to go home
I’m from Akwa Ibom
Incase you don’t know
Akwa Ibom Ayaya
you can enter motor
or fly for Aero
and land for Uyo
you should come with me
I’m missing the love at home(4x)
[Verse 2]
Home sweet home
no place like home
I’m a king at home
so baby feel at home
You are in AKwa Ibom
and its sweet like a honey-comb
you go chop am dey carry go
cos they call it the promise land
I’m so proud of my motherland
mbok ndoko mien what you want
uyai mmi this is the home of soups
you want afang or edikan ikong,you want meat and ekpang nkukwo
from pot to pot, pot to mouth
no need for spoon no need for plate
waste of time just five alive
please drop the knife and chop this life
[Verse 3]
ufan di yak ukpeb mkpo i say let me school you
koro nfana ibagha infact there’s no problem
dimi means come here
diamkpo means come chop
Ima means Gods Love
that’s what I feel for you
and I know you’re feeling it too
God’s gift equals to Eno-Obong
Thank God equals to Itoro Obong
yong di idung mbak udu kpa obiong
I know you love Champaign to pop your brain and blow your pain
just take ukot nsung to calm your brain
i mean palm wine don’t mind the flies
the flies are spice to make you high

You people should leave mish my ibiono brother mbok

Timaro said...

That twitter guy on Dr Sid's matter no try nah

Mz OYIN said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚Girl turn your dodo... It's burning

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Hilarious!!!

GreatCleoPatra said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ I had a good laugh...

That Bobo joke really made me laugh again.. And that car joke is so hilarious.. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

You sha get time ooo

Anonymous said...

Dry jokes

Cherry topaz said...

Stella correct laughs joor πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚. You did north west my time in short.

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol@ THE CHILDREN

Pipi Lee said...

πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ
what's that your brother's name again?
I used to think it was MC Galaxy's song.

Anonymous said...

Warris dis rubbish you wrote up thereπŸ–’

Anonymous said...

Who's messing up with ur relationship?

treasure BB said...

Nice one

treasure BB said...

Funny!!!

Jael said...

Nice oneπŸ™‹

SHILZ said...

Dr sid sorry o!

Chike TEFLON said...

Pipi Lee international Medusa
His name is MISH

Eniola said...

Lol

Eniola said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

ChyAdaJesus said...

@ the Children πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚. I don laugh fall for ground OMG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

AbaMade said...

Lmao @ washing off your lies, we can know how to be dramatic eh

Anonymous said...

Lmao....u did not waste my time noni

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Lmao πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚, that Paul pogba meme and chukwudi with boutique in heaven is the truth πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…



LEPπŸ˜›

Anonymous said...

Please, 4 wraps of semo after claiming not that hungry is viable reason not to book a second date!

Anonymous said...

Heyya come let me pour honey in your life

Timaro said...

Anon mbok I have time seeing I didn't go to church today.
Pipi Lee his name is mish.
Immediately the guy sang this song that time it became an anthem in akwa ibom.Back then Akpabio gave him money and he became so popular. All of a sudden because of this,every akwa ibom youth started singing akpabio's name etc. You cant tune into the radio or tv and hear any other song asides political praise singing. Whats my own sef

Uriel (Freshdew) said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

Happyheart said...

Hahahaha hehehe

Anonymous said...

Stella you wan hear truth na only today since one year I laff well for your post them see em I nearly lef your blog oo any way tank God today don change every tin hemmmm tell them for aso rock black pepper fit drive out all them Rats ooo me I don try am e work well well mbok

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Savage. Real savageπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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