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Friday, September 01, 2017


Here is wishing everyone a good day!
Hmm...Things are changing for the better indeed!

I just dey Observe!
Love,Love love I wish you all!

Happy Sallah Once again ooooh....


Hello beautiful Stella,
My name is Jasmine and I will love to grace IHN session as a fine girl that me is..dont laugh at my funny nose..September 1st is my birthday (happy Birthday to me)and Stella Biko what is cookies and cream?....wish all the September babies love and happiness...keep doing what you are doing sweet are simply the best.



Hello Stella, I saw people sending in their pictures for FOIHN. And, I decieded to send in mine.
Stella, you're a darling, and you're really doing a great job.

Treasure BB. (Rhoda Rex's twinnie)





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  1. #Presidentbuhariorders muslim bvs to start sharing the meat now.
    Barka da sallah to all my muslim bvs am sitting with my legs crossed while waiting for the sallah meat.
    Ooh am so enjoying this holiday ehn.

    *hangs leg on the roof*

    1. You must be a supper woman

      Your leg crossed at the same time hanged on the roof. .
      How you take dey do am ?

      Abeg I waiting for the meat too.

      ****Happy salah to all Muslim beeveeeessss!

      Happy birthday pretty Jasmine

    2. Remove your hanged leg joorπŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

    3. I thought today is saturday.

      Rhoda, I'm disbooing you. Your twin is my new boo now.

      Fine Rhoda's twinnie, welcome to my world.

    4. Someone said that #PresidentBuhariOders you to stop hanging leg on the roof

    5. Jasmine you are beautiful.
      Happy birthday to you!

    6. @ just me yes ooh i am a super woman,

      @Ed how is my sexxy leg doing you na? you know i still gat crush on you abi? heheheheh *lesboalert*

      @Chike dont mind lipstickally he/she doesnt know that even baba go slow is incapable of making me not to hang leg, only TB Joshua has that kind of power lmao.

      *hangs leg on the roof*

  2. Wow I don't know how many times I had to reset my brain that Today is Friday and not Saturday...Oh chiiko

    Good day the Sallah dey go for your side. I am still waiting for invite o.. Chair I missed Ibadan!!!! I would have chopped Ram meat today ehn...cos na chop till you tire, and party till you tire.

    1. Ibadan that dey wanted to kidnap me..πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

      I'm not going to that place again for now.

      Imagine as big as I am, they wan scam me.
      Thanks to God always

    2. Wish we observe holidays...on ma way to wrk😘😘😘😘

    3. Ed I like this your type of work ooo... Sleep in the morning and come to work in afternoon

      And go home in the evening?? πŸ€”πŸ€”

  3. I was 2/3 hrs late for SP just read through, couldnt comment. IHN is my afternoon SP so, lemme do my own here.
    First, google is savage 😜😜😜 Ahan... Just want to open people's nyash. Me, i will say post the two oh, just for fun and to show nothing is hidden under the sun, after All, its not like there is any side effect as the person can always change ID....

    Chiki baby, your story is actualy a testimony, sometimes, i just stare and i'm speechless at how awesome God is even when i dont deserve it. Thank God the fire was put out But please, always have someone you are accountable to. At work, at home, in church etc. Someone that would look out for you when you are not found. Its a safety measure. You dont need many friends but just that one that would have hit your desk while running to the point of safety since your ear was blocked with the headphones....😘😘 and that gentle man that took you out is *insert word*.... Does he by any chance have a brother that needs a girlfriend? L.O.L

    Chi Exotic, I will say, Give it a try sister. If he is a gentle man, you wont know when your dating rule on age will change. He could be young but act like 40 And be in charge....Shoot your Shot 😘😘.

    Ehn, Sandy baby, ddnt know you were ill oh, already shouted out to you on sallah plans before i read that. Get well soon darling 😘😘😘...


    This is the point where I miss my former neighbor. By now, 2 cooler full of rice and stew, trays of salad, drinks, smallchops, chinchin would have landed, then towards evening, Ram meat will land (fried and raw). Its never been the same since we moved. Dont even know who my neighbors are or their religion 😭😭😭.
    Now, Sallah food hasnt entered my mouth πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚


    I love eveyone of you, your blog personalities keep bringing me back. You are awesome. Have a lovely day ahead 😘😘😘😘

    1. Thanks for your input
      I'm shooting my shot already dear
      And it's even sweeter that he sees me as Beyonce ( I'm singing my praise)
      Well, actually I'm the Beyonce among my friends and having someone talk to you like Queen is so soothing.

      Let's get this boat working and see how it sails.

    2. @same girl okay ayaff heard. Tankio
      πŸ’– Hmmm... he's single oh. Let me not over describe him sef. But he's very single and (as of yesterday) waiting for God's perfect direction on that Marra.

    3. LMAO @i am the Beyonce amongst my friends!!!!!
      I can only imagine the names you call them in your mind ie Mr Ibu Rat Face, Woodpecker Mouth, Shovel Teeth and how happy you are to be with them because you will always shine as the BeyoncΓ© in their midst.
      I have a colleague like you, she always looks for ugly people to befriend (I am using her words) so that she looks even better standing next to her. Even in office pictures she will stand next to the person she nicknamed Office Toad. So that in her mind people can compare and contrast.
      I thought there was only 1 of her type on earth, I didn't know there were more.
      I. Can't Breathe.

      Please don't come and insult me o, I just finished eating.

    4. "Anon" go drink some water and remain quiet for the rest of the day

      Shit ain't that serious so stop stretching.

    5. No vex BeyoncΓ©.
      Buahahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha

      Inukwa shiti????

      Afi Oyibo Egbuka!!
      I wanna ganna wanna.

  4. Gbagam! Gbagam!!!! Loud it! πŸ“£πŸ“£πŸ“£πŸ“― Issa blessing from The Queen herself my sweet cousin, S to Da K!!!πŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ i never experredit the mighty alert! and dats how u r not gonna experred the blessings God is gonna give to U! Love u loads (And u kno y) 😒😚... if u beef, the u sef go and find cousin πŸ˜›πŸ˜‹πŸ˜š

    Sugaaaaar!! What's Mfed Ekpu? R u calabar or akwa ibom?? Oh i waaaaant some sugaaaar 😍😚

    So one OAP on cool fm do fuune sotay she turn good to 'goot' excize ma ☝ u must be stewpid! ..... BAB I hail o! πŸ™‹ how's UR nesting?? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜š

    Kelvin Dat Edo Boi (Stellz Cousin)

    1. Stellz is quite a lovely n understandable woman.
      Love her loads..
      She came to my rescue when I needed her also
      Will always be grateful😘😘😘😘😘

  5. Happy new month everyone,face of ihn you look too beautiful, lovely knigsley I wish you well in your search of a soul mate.

  6. Treasure Bb where is your signature dimples πŸ™‹

  7. Am in Makurdi and my house is in water for 4 days now...God help me...pls Bvs pray 4 makurdi biko...we are in a mess...#pray4benuestate

    1. eyaaaah no eveil shall befall una ijn amen. #itiswellwithbenuestate

      *hangs leg on the roof*

    2. Sorry dear.
      Everything will be okay soon.

  8. Treasure Bb,you are fine.

    Good luck @ Kingsley.
    May your own soul mate fall on you.

  9. All I see is that Small Chops... I can feel the churn in my stomach because of that small chops

    Eid Mubarak... God bless all Muslims 😊

    1. So you are a small chops lover like me?
      I go to a party and am not served small chops and jellof, I always take it personal.

    2. ++ The Nkwobi, choiiiiiiiiiiiiii.

      I cant get that pic out of my head.

  10. sign out is Bae.
    I hate disrespect I can't deal....
    Stella please do student giveaway abeg oooo

  11. Happy birthday @ Jasmine
    AgeπŸŽ‚ gracefully
    You are prettyπŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜

  12. Don't worry soulmate searcher, ur phone will not blow up, marriage is overrated according to some bvs.

  13. Very short IHN

    Those chops up there, hmmmmmmmmmmm

  14. Wow! I'm so happy today, my sister gave birth to twins today. She's also a Bv. Her ID is Priscababe. Glory be to God.

    God Bless Everyone.

    1. Awww. Congrats to her ooo.

    2. Wow...congratulations to her

    3. Congratulations to your family!
      God bless and keep the twins

    4. Thank God for her....congratulations to her..
      I also pray for smooth delivery too oo

    5. congrats to her, her otu will see something from hot water and dettol.

      *hangs leg on the roof*

  15. Welcome to September....Im off to bed.
    I wish you all a great month ahead
    I rep sept 27th....and the countdown is on still

    #My case is different

    1. HBD in adv 😘😘😘😘😘

      Our cakes oooooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  16. Take life day by day and be grateful for the little things. Don't get caught up in what you can't control. Focus on the positive

  17. go listen fargin by teni


  18. Today, I am not useful to myself or my immediate environment. Infact! If you put 'useless' right now on google images you will see my picture on a bed with a heap of scattered clothes πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ the only (enle) reasonable thing I've done for myself today is mask. Even to wash off the mask sef... problem!! No light, I won't on gen, I would just keep surfing the net until this battery dies prestigiously. Bruno Mars lazy song ain't got nothing on me, I tell you.....

    My afternoon S/O goes too (chike pardon me u hear?):
    @Beloved πŸ’–
    @Victorious Ehis ❤️
    @Kidjo πŸ’›
    @Miss Priya (beauty πŸ’•)
    @amanda favour πŸ’š
    @olori pro mua πŸ’™
    @omotola BriannaπŸ’œ
    @Mrs B πŸ’“
    @Cynthia Iyede πŸ’—
    @Sexy Daddy πŸ’
    @Mrs RπŸ’ž
    @Sharon Aminu❣️
    @Oluwadarasimi πŸ’Ÿ
    @Xoxo Mystery πŸ’” (buhahahha! Sorry that's the only unused smiley πŸ˜‚ and I am in troublesome mode πŸ˜‚ let me send you super glue so you can join it. Hold on ☝🏽) Anyway, thanks guys for reaching out to me on SP 😁😁😁😁 if I missed anyone's name please feel free to call me out

    1. Ayam calling you out. So you no see say ma body no strong?πŸ˜‰πŸ˜
      Enjoy da break!

    2. Yaaaay I am seating gallantly on top... πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ Yes Chike I am kissing with wet kisses o.
      Are you jealous...don't be na our wife.

    3. Ugegbe m ride on ride on ride on

    4. Don't blame you though, you need all the rest you can get. Then with that yesterday scareπŸ˜₯! Have a wonderful weekend & enjoy your breakπŸ’‹

    5. πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†πŸ‘†

    6. What did i miss.
      Heres my hug πŸ˜—

    7. 😑😑😑😑

    8. Today is World Lazy day. So enjoy it while it last. πŸ˜‚

    9. I dey wait for midnight shout out. Better stand up from your bed.

    10. Chikito ugegbe oyibo my brother's wife.Happy new month to you!

    11. Thanks guys!
      @Sandy yo mami! Please enjoy. Na you go enjoy pass. Abuja sweet for sallah 😁

      @sexy daddy gbam! Enjoy your month o jare.

      @swaggie please let me ask my sister Kidjo to do that for meπŸ˜‚

      @Ed boo boo 😘😘

      @ola ahaa! 😎

    12. πŸ’šπŸ’›πŸ’œπŸ’“πŸ’™πŸ’–πŸ’žπŸ’ŸπŸ’—.check if you like emπŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

    13. πŸ˜πŸ˜€πŸ˜‚
      See small small love way u give meπŸ˜–
      Love u dear

    14. πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜„πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  19. Happy Ileya to all Muslim faithfuls, may we live to celebrate more in life.

    Thanks to SDK and all my lovely BVs for the wishes, I love you all.

    Back to cooking level, I will share you your meat soon

    *Larry was here*

  20. Victoriousehis I salute u ma,clara I greet u speciallyπŸ˜ƒ

  21. You are like a tree planted by the rivers of water, your leaves are evergreen and shall never wither. You are flourishing like the cedars of Lebanon. You will never know when dryness comes.
    You are like the city set on a hill, you cannot be hidden in Jesus Name. You are the light of the world.
    You are the salt of the earth, you preserve the earth. You do not walk in darkness because your paths is that of a shining lights that shines brighter and brighter unto the perfect day.
    Happy New Month and have a wonderful weekend

    1. Where is Lady Bug πŸ› πŸ›

  22. Happy birthday Jasmine! You're like the small version of Ini Edo.
    Wishing you heaven's best.

    Beautiful Roda Rex, nice hair. I like.

    Bv looking for love, I pray you find the right woman for you.

    I need to get a nap.

    1. She's the Chinko version of inuedo😘😘😘

  23. I hate feeling like I don't know what to do about certain situations.

  24. Stella, you mean that chronicle poster was abusing you under anon? And me I was saying maybe we should contribute (our normal style) so that they can get a place. If not for anything for the baby on the way. Na wa ooooohh 😏😏 just take your own hand spoil story wey dey ground

    1. Ugegbe m the earlier people understand that no one owe them anything the better for them.

      That might be the reason his sister refused to help him.

      He came here to paint the lady black and expect me to support him.

      Yesterday Chronicle poster if you are reading this I will advise you to go and hustle because your parents don't owe you anything not to talk of your siblings.
      I will not be surprise to know that your sister might have even helped you out many times and you squander the money believing that you are entitled to her help.

    2. Thank God for your life chikito. You know fire is very fast in spreading. Abeg no dey high your volume for headphones unless it's in the night or maybe you are where nothing is likely to need your attention.
      God get your back 100%

  25. Touch down kd city....It's been long mehn. Abeg who is killing ram today in kaduna. Biko i am available

  26. I love the sign out meme. Epic.

  27. anonymous gangster1 September 2017 at 14:07

    What is with this epidemic of cute pretty girls with varying degrees of bulging tummy!?? Leave the one pack for men nah, shuo! That's how that pretty but crazy faith martins too has annoying bulgy bele. Or can they all be pregnant?? I see it daily. If you've had a child fine. But no pikin yet, no bele inside yet bulgy?? No nah! Abi na sallah rice and meat?

    1. They said, some of them have fibroids. It makes the stomach bulge

      I don't think any young woman of today will just allowed herself to be going around with bulging stomach when it's not a baby bump.

      What do I know self!

    2. Me I've been working on my tummy and it's working
      Cut off late night food
      Drink lots of water
      Everyone has bulgy belly at a point even those slay babe's on social media

      Girls are just tucking their belly in before taking pictures.

    3. Loll is that what you use to console yourself when you see your stomach sitting majestically on your lap?
      So Marvis stomach is what? Film trick
      My own flat stomach is what? Magic. Lolll, abeg rock your pot belly with pride o jare.

      The funniest is when I see these potbellied gal rocking tight gowns at parties offices etc even emphasising the kangaroo pouch.
      If you know how funny you look ehn like cartoon wey dem use free hand draw. Lolllll

    4. I give up on you already.Can you create a soul??? Why laugh at others.

    5. Abeg shut up, bonga fish irritant with that your face like serving spoon @16:53.
      When you are prancing round the blog like a dog on heat, mouthing rubbish like a leaking sewer you don't know abi? Twat.

    6. Anon 16:12, that bodycon dress they wear annoys the hell outta me.

      I don't curse people with big tummy but please wear what suits your shape.

      Mrs R, you're kinda right but not all of them

  28. Hello darlings...

    Catch your own.

  29. Beautiful day it is. Corp member being gifted accommodation, please carry out the necessary due diligence o. Dont go alone pls. God bless the giver. The best gift anyone can give you in Abuja is free house and job. Best gift ever!
    In other news, please I need tips on how to make party jollof rice. No matter how hard I try, the rice almost comes out tasting like concoction rice. November 1st celebrant's here?

    1. Nne too I'm slowly giving up on jellof rice last time I tried to overdo na so salt and Benny just dey dance for food...The other time I tried not to do too much ...It tasted bland..mtcheww
      Let me be kuku be managing my rice and stew as I get PHD for that area

    2. 6cups=meduim size tintomato, fresh tomato, pepper, shobo/tatashe, onion, oil, shallot, ginger, garlic, grated nutmeg, jollof spice, curry, thyme, protein of choice, maggi,salt, butter and water.
      Boil protein with enough stock make the stock rich.
      Parboil or soak rice in salt water.
      Make ur stew, add stock, season if need be.
      Add washed rice then mix properly. Cook.
      For me most times i mix my seasoning like knorr and star etc together depends on the taste i want from my rice, when using benny you have to limit the salt added cause if you are not careful your rice will be salty.
      Add butter last when the rice is cooked, when it melts stir properly, take out of fire.
      There are dryfishes you can grate smoothly to get a perfect taste(optional tho).
      You can try with 3cups=smallest tintomato and see how nice it comes out.

  30. Very short ihn.

    Jasmine, happy birthday. U have a doll baby face.

    Rhoda Rex twinny, u is fine.

    Good luck to the guy looking for love.

  31. Sexy daddy I don't knw why u r wasting time to start d wig training, abi u don start d training u no wan tell us

  32. Mnwh, @xoxo thanks for the minutes of meeting tips. But I need to know if you ask them? Has it ever been awkward? Do you just record to transcribe and delete quietly? Or you file them?
    Why I am asking is that I reeeaaaally like the idea but management ethics can be very frustrating. In management school I was told it's unethical to record anyone's voice (in the work environment) without their consent. I was also told that in the court of law, if the such voice recordings are pulled up as evidence for some reason and the recordee (lol) wasn't aware of the recording time, that the recorder can put himself/herself in trouble. And if the recordee is the defendant, he/she could win the case already just for that. So ama fearing.....

    Does anyone else read Quora? I come across the most ridiculous questions on quora πŸ˜‚ Today's own: what happens when a soccer player needs to use the toilet in the middle of a match?
    Like really??!!

    1. Sometimes I stroll in there o..i mean quora

    2. Ur last paragraph is so easy fall for ground no stand up do like say u get serious muscle pull.dem go jejely change u n u cat work go toilet no stress

    3. I read quora religiously. .lol.
      They ask the most ridiculous questions I tell you!

    4. I wait eagerly for my quora of the day to be delivered by mail at 6pm and I read till night. Those questions are crazy mehn

  33. The greatness of a nation can be judged
    by the way its animals are treated.
    Mahatma Gandhi

    1. Like the way Rams will be treated today??

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  34. Barka da sallah once again... I dey kitchen with my friends. jollof rice and peppersoup with big meat, the size of my fist! God bless the ppl that gave us a whole ram for sallah... If u are close to uniport holla at me... Let me come and be goin..

  35. The weak can never forgive. Forgiveness
    is the attribute of the strong.

  36. happy birthday jasmine more Grace to ur house ,more money your bank account...

  37. Happy birthday jasmine

    Treasure BB you IS beautiful.

    Ed biko bikonu bikozianu leave I am king EZE for Miss Priya and go back to your husband Elastic.

    So no single BV is my birthday mate. Well I rep March 29th.

    BTW BVs that their birthday is 29th February how do you celebrate it?

    Ugegbe oyibo m 1 worldwide we have a wedding to attend tomorrow. Have blissful day ahead 😘😘😘😘

    1. You are ma only bros bday mate even though he isnt a bv.😊
      I rep Oct 19, couldnt partake in that post yesterday as I no see road.

    2. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ ma bday mate concerned how I wan take leave am na?

    3. I have a friend that her birthday is February 29th, but we usually send her birthday wishes on the 28th except when it's a leap year. She celebrate her birthday every four years and she usually makes it worth it.

      Happy new month Chike

    4. Happy new month Mrs R

      Ed! Ed!! Ed!!! How many times did I call you? Wepu aka enwe na ofe maka owo aka mmadu... Lol

      Treasure BB Welcome.

      Ola Moneyyyy you own better. Less expenses for celebration.

      Sandy Yo Yo Yo, yes I remember.

  38. Jasmine i tink i know you?u stay in Abuja ryt? Dutse to b precise. i didnt knw ur a Bv good to knw. if u r d one jus say hi. lol

  39. Replies
    1. That is why it's good to voice out.

    2. I tell you
      Especially that airtel
      I had to switch to my MTN jejeli

  40. Happy new month to y'all.
    Happy Sallah fam.
    Happy birthday Jasmine... You're beautiful.

  41. Rhoda rex your twin fine pass you. You need to brush up too

  42. Treasure bb, you are a very beautiful babe. I thought you were "aunty" before o
    Birthday girl, Happy birthday from the ancestors, your gele make sense. .but I know say nobi you tie anπŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ˜›

    1. Lmfaooooo..aunty keh.... lol

    2. Kidjo sorry about the fall. E-hugs

    3. No be me tie am oooooo... My wonderful friend did. Thanks for the wishes..

    4. Yes o. Anytime I see your id I'm always like "aunty treasure"πŸ˜†

      Thanks Oluwadarasimi, my neighbour gave me the blokos of ram(Sexy daddy, you want?),and some other nice part to make up for the bruises😎😎😎

      I knew it,my mamalawo predicting skills is becoming better everyday. Send me my cakeπŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

    5. Kidjo darling pass me the ram bolokos come

  43. How long should i massage baby's head with hot water?

    1. Massaging your baby's head with hot water is old school now, the nurses were suppose to tell you before you leave the hospital. Please leave your baby's head alone, it'll go back to normal on its own.

    2. My mum massaged my little niece head for three months and when she was leaving she asked my sister to keep on putting her water on that place that use to breath at the center of the head, my sister did it for another three months heheheh

    3. Nne biko massage the baby's head well and leave nurse's advice like JOSTIFIED MOM suggested, make your baby no go turn hammer head of honour... Lol

    4. For at least three months. I massaged my baby's head for at least six months but without robbing that hot rub on his head.

    5. Anno.Dont go and be pressing that baby's head like puff puff and kill that child oo.Leave her the way her head shape is,it will go back to normal.

    6. Anon, abeg don't listen to sexy daddy.
      Press the head well well. You hear?
      You think say everybody like their head like mushroom?
      Abeg press am.

  44. OK, so I'm going to quickly drop my two cents on this.

    Job seekers on this blog, the earlier u realize no job is too small, the better for you.

    I see people constantly complaining of job with a salary of 35k, 25k, 20k etc and then the job seekers will go ahead and concur.

    I will use myself as an example. After school, I searched and searched for the big jobs or at least the average jobs, nothing came up.

    Later I joined one American 'marketing' company like that where I never met our employees. We just communicated on whatsapp.

    We were supposed to do market survey and stuff, let me not go into details. We were to be paid N40 per product. And I was first like, me, emi, wwork around markets and be making peanuts but I thought to myself, won't I rather gather small change than go back to asking my parents for money or begging friends.

    I started and was making recharge card peanuts until I gave myself brain. I calculated that 1000 products per week will give me N40, 000 weekly. So I intensified my efforts.

    I would walk round markets mondays to Fridays, sometimes Saturdays and before I knew it, I was making 20-30k weekly. Calculate that monthly.

    Unfortunately, it was a contract job and it ended after a year. I started hustling again and picked up another online biz that I eventually started making something manageable from before this our Buhari took over. But luckily for me, I had taken up the small teaching job too.

    So now, I just add up the little I make from both and it adds up to something manageable. Mind you, if I still see something else I can add, I'd gladly take it

    Don't listen to anyone that tells u 35k or 25k is too small. As long as the place isn't far from where u reside, start with it. You can never tell the kind of connections u can even get from it.

    If u are responsible, u can manage 35k a month. Forget the stress, its only temporary. I keep saying this, I'd rather be able to count 35 or 30 or 20k after a stressful month than count 0 naira and resort to begging at the end of a stress free month

    1. Hmmmm epistle of employment... Isiorait. Well from my own point of view I think I got it all wrong from d commenters yesterday. Their opinion is not really abt d take home per say but f working duration; 9am to 8.30pm from Mondays to Saturdays meanwhile some ppl even work less hours than dat n take home abt 18k to 25k. The rest hours of d day gives dem d opportunity to do oda side jobs. Like someone in d teaching profession can even do afta skl lessons as well.
      The times are hard n so getting experience shud balance up with taking care of one"s needs. #myopinion

    2. Ist paying work. 28k converted to naira.
      Teaching job too..
      Did it with all my power.
      Its better than nothing

    3. i was paid 15k for the first job i ever got in my life, i stayed in Bukuru and i worked close to hill station hotel, if you know jos very well you will understand the distance. i was never discouraged as a matter of fact i wanted to make my CV looks responsible lol that was motive for taking the job. i will jejele enter bus every morning to secretariat junction den take another taxi to my office. i spend 260 everyday to my office, calculate it in a month and u will see that i spent half my salary on transportation. i kept pushing tru till one man who saw how hard working i was asked me to come work for him i left with immediate alacrity. i earned twice what i earned in the first place and ooh i was glad which made me work even harder. after a year i got a teaching Job, i informed him of my decision to go back to my field and he encouraged me and i left. i was paid 50k in gombe to teach SS3 class abc mtcheeew the stress was overwhelming, i have slumped in the school premises so many times that i have lost count. anyway i left due to personal reason and got a job with one of the biggest telecommunications company as a CCR, later left there and worked for an NGO who folded up in 2016 i stayed jobless for a few months sotey my eye clear and i began to wish i had my first salary sef lol it was that bad. i was in my bed wen i got a call to come work for this present company i am working for, no interview no nothing. how they got my number is still a mystery till today. as a matter of fact i submitted my credential two weeks after i started the job. today i look at where i am and all i can say is thank you Jesus. i am not where i ought to be but i am not where i started. if i had looked down at my first salary i probably wouldn't have been where i am today. not only do i have a better paying job my CV have matured wella lol. so i totally understand where you are coming from dear. life aint easy for some people.

      *hangs leg on the roof*

    4. The pay is 35k ba? 6 days a week? 12 hours a day.
      Ok let's calculate.
      Let us assume transport is 200 naira.
      Assumption o!
      1,200x4 weeks is how much?
      4,800 minimum for transportation per month.
      Let us assume na 200 naira the person dey take chop everyday since it is 12 hours work.
      That is another 4,800 minimum per month.
      Let us assume the person recharge 500 naira per week, that is 2k.
      How much is that already? 11,600 minimum.
      And we already know the figures I mentioned are unrealistic.
      You people know how much shuttle charges you just from Lekki Gate to inside the estate.
      Will the person not buy toothpaste and soap to bathe?
      Will the person not eat on Sunday? Napa bill nko? Rent? Clothing?
      If the person is a Christian, tithe, offering and gbo gbo ti nko? You graduated over 10 years ago. Are you telling me that what 20k could buy 5 years ago is what it can still buy now?
      Paint size of Ijebu garri is 500 naira as I'm typing this.
      How much was it even last year? For me, not only are the working conditions inhuman but the pay is ridiculous.
      A whole graduate, an educated person is being offered 35k to work, 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. If you could only see how my heart burns with rage just thinking of the boldness of the recruiter. Sadly this nonsense will continue, because graduates like you don't know any better. This terrible mentality is what enables monster employers to come out with trash. Even Chinese and Indians here are not as evil.
      I mentioned here a few weeks ago an acquaintance who does market runs a few days a week, Making over 40k for just a few days. She uses the other days to do other things.

      Another has a small cleaning company. Soap, water, different brushes. Chooses her client makes her money. Even if you clean just one place at 5k a day, is that not 25k a week????
      You that you want to be a slave, 12 hours a day, 6 days a week, 35k a month go ahead, I am not standing in your way
      But Almighty God forbid I be a part of the people who will encourage you to do so, when there are other saner options.
      My conscience will not forgive me.

    5. Anon 15.30, I guess u will encourage them to be beggars then.

    6. If you bothered to read my comment and the comments of several people here, (and actually comprehend) it's not the amount that's the issue, it's the conditions of service.

      If you had bothered to read my comment,(and actually comprehend) instead of being so quick to pour venom, you would see I clearly offered some job options.
      There are many others.
      35k,12 hours a day,6 days week OR 25k a few days a week, cleaning residential homes or offices.
      Even a dunce knows what to choose.

      The business my security started Jan this year with roughly 6k5 yields a profit of 15k weekly. He still has his monthly salary as well.


      If you are currently working like a slave for someone then what's the benefit to you? Is there time to search for other jobs or study for a course? Is your take home pay commensurate to your slave work? Is there free lunch, free WiFi etc.
      If there's nothing, and you accept 12 hours a day, 6 days a week then you are more tete vide than the employer.

      I'm sure that your 10k job roaming the market still allowed you to look for other opportunities? Still allowed you Saturdays to rest? Still ensured you got home before 10pm everyday?

      At the end of the day, there is nothing to save, they still remain 'Beggars' as you so eloquently put it lolll.

      As usual you can come back with your truck full of bile, I won't respond.

      Not everyday I roll with un cochon.

  45. IHN Friday!!! Happy Sallah everyone!!!!
    No public holiday for me... Work will not allow me to be great.
    Old skool music on replay..
    Have a blessed day everyone.

  46. Jasmine u is a fine girl.
    Happy new month every one,welcome to ember month.

    1. Me blushing... Thanks baby

  47. .?
    Dats how glo network makes me feel today

  48. I'm in a class of my own!
    My teacher is fired!
    I 'speech' 7 computer languages
    3 human languages
    No one like me
    Hotter than fire
    I write the song
    I make the beat
    I record myself
    I produce the video
    Oh Jehova!!! πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️πŸ™†πŸ½‍♂️
    Need I continue???🀷🏽‍♂️
    Tell me why I should not announce πŸ—£
    I never met another one like me
    Ground dey shake
    I'm not regular! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜­

    1. Really St Frankool.. But You are REGULAR LIKE BANG πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  49. Happy Sallah to all the Muslims here and all over the world. Do I have a birthday mate here? I saw the post late yesterday. If you are here, say yeah! yeah!
    I am January 29.

    1. 50% of people around the world have an IQ between 90 - 110.

  50. Happy salah to all Muslims. Ironically,yesterday, I was at the hospital for an appointment which was supposed to be today,and my doctor kept hammering "less meat more fish" into my ears. On a day to salah? *wipes tears*. Happy new month to us all.

  51. Faces of IHN looking so beautiful!

    Today really looking like saturday.

  52. Barka DA sallah my people.special barka DA sallah to someone special to me..SSS as God has use u to favor me I pray God's favor never depart from u.Thank u for what u are doing for me.

  53. To the corp member who was rejected,perhaps you should go to abacha barracks,they have a school inside the barracks.And if you are going to be leaving at kugbo,you will spend just 100n daily for TP,Asokoro has public schools too.

  54. When you are down to nothing, God is up to something......... πŸ˜‚


  55. 1st day of d month
    1st Friday of d month
    1st ihn of d month

    Happy new month y"all
    Hv a scintillating September to Remember

  56. Beautiful Jasmine

    Happy birthday babe

    Craving amala badly

  57. Beautiful Friday! pls DAT anon on sp dis morning that says her 9yrs old child is suffering from carttar for a long time pls take DAT child to d hospital. my little niece was suffering same lst yr.gave her all sort of drugs no way.we didn't know she put tissue inside her nose for a yr plus.when they brought it out the cartter stopped.

    1. Let her take the child to teaching hospital for scan. One of my neighbour's son once had cattarh for like 3yrs, smelly cattarh that defied all medicines. One day ,when he was 4yrs old, he sneezed and a yellowish greenish ball came out of his nose. On examining it, it was discovered to be cotton wool. It was lodged in his nasal cavity for years an had become hardened and with colours. Causing smelly cattarh for years. But that one was a small kid, your boy may have typhoid or Malaria. Treat those two First.

  58. Don’t let anyone hold your happiness in their hands; hold it in yours so it will always be in your grasp… Stay happy. Its not merely an emotion its also a choice…

  59. Please I'm in Onitsha currently. Since Asuu is on strike and admission might be delayed. Or rather to learn something, I'm looking for a place where I can learn wig making, make up, small chops, cakes or even bead making too. I'm interested and who ever is residing there and know a place I can learn any or all of this, should please indicate under my comment. I don't want to stay ideal during this their indefinite strike. Thank you.

    Today is a plain day for me. Ordinary day, nothing spectacular and no light too. I might just Bury myself deeper in my books.

  60. am at work ohhhh not funny at all at all. sobs

  61. Ihn don land o.pls my yard people how can one get vitamin c it sold in d chemist? pls make Una answer me o because I never chop.I heard it lighten ones complexion so I want to start taking it cos my wedding is coming up soon

    1. Start drinking Green Tea...your skin will thank you

      Do you wanna see proof,then add cream yet it is glittering

  62. Eka joy no mind them.. half bread is better than none. if I see 35k job now I go gladly least its better than begging for peanuts

    1. You take that yesterday job if the job location is not far from you, maybe you pay like 200 for transport to and fro. If not, you will just be enslaving your self. You won't have time for your self anymore. To even go for an interview else where for another job will be problem because you are always at work from morning to night even Saturday. Your social life too will be dead. Your health will be affected also. Because no rest. Which day will you be cleaning your house, wash your clothes, see friends, attend services in church, attend social function? Msheew that type of job kills slowly like cancer

  63. Happy birthday Jasmine.🎈
    Happy new month Stella and bvs.
    Godbless us all. πŸ’–

  64. 😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😚😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😚😚😚😚😘😘😘



  65. I'm craving sallah rice and ram...I have never tasted both been in the east all my life and all of a sudden this kin craving...I want locally made jellof rice..i dont know what ram tastes like but I want it too...with huge bottle of coke...
    Pregnancy e haff shown me.. *long sigh*

  66. Welcome September you all. More of God's blessings upon us.
    Happy Sallah to all Muslim faithfuls once again. Me and dem ejimsas have relocated to a 'Tush Court' in Eko. Make I enjoy family love small and relax wella kwanu till next week. My girl will return monday let her rock her family too. As I hate odor and red color smelling gutters I don run, cows and rams in every gadamn Moslem compound. What recession? Na lie jor!

    Faces of in house news. Unu amakasi biko. Kisses.

    Stella the birthday post had eyepopping 700+ comments? Like seriously? You had followerhip this much and they don't comment? Haba nyarinya. You running a Good supermarket in a choice location, people walk in and out, admire your exotic goods and fare prices but they don't get to buy anything as they walk out? Odiro mma na.

    And about the Google ish and your 'supposed friends' who double up to cuss you out. I say Ndo Nne. Now you know those who write you hate mails, call you ugly and mgbeke, go as far as abusing and cursing your family. Then do same to bvs. It is well. Enjoy it while it lasts but recall I warned about it. Those who use their ID boldly to complain when you don't post their comments or curve them are the real bvs. Accommodate them.
    We are family.

    Chikito...happy about your testimony. Years back when I was a Kpanakwukwu(thin thin coloured bird) my 'assurance" I used to support my boobi fell off in the speed stair race and brouhaha. You can imagine the rest. Kikiki.

    King XOXO Mystery...come join us put our teeth to good use.
    Nmasinachi...I am coming for you in 2 hours. Udo!
    Shakiti baby/Domina/Asabe...where you at? Sallah meat o.

    Have a nice day y'all.

  67. Itz been a long while I commented,my phone was stolen and just couldn't get back on track with the Lagos whatsapp group.hope everyone is doing great. Barka De Sallah from all of us @Aivies Shawarma!Morenikeji... Where are u???


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