Stella Dimoko Korkus.com: SATURDAY LAUGHS

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Saturday, 16 September 2017

SATURDAY LAUGHS

Hahhahahahahahahahahaha,Cant Deal,too funny!






























A friend told me an onion is the only foodstuff that can make you cry, I laughed and threw a coconut at his face. He's still crying like a baby o and I'm shocked!


*You say a relationship heartbreak is the worst painful feeling ?? My friend, I guess your teacher never separated you from the person you had planned to copy answers from in an exam.* **


I fainted 5 times 2day when I overheard an Ekiti girl say ''Beauty is in the eyes of the DECODER.''

Immediately I woke up, she told the guy who tried to correct her that ''SCIENCE is the best answer for a fool like you''.


My dear, shift let me faint again.




Most Ladies Don’t Answer Video Calls After 9pm Because Their Faces Have Been Restored Back To Factory Settings



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JOKE OF THE DAY!!!

A man returns a book to the library,

banged it on the counter and yelled, “I read this entire novel; there are too many names of people and no story at all!”

The Librarian looks up and responds,

“Idiot! So you were the one who took the Attendance book?"



Don't laugh alone.....Enjoy your day

32 comments:

becky naka said...

Kc have suffered, chai,
Lol @ lubricating their lies.
Types of cry..omg, shift let me faint. Some sympathisers will be crying and asking for food at the same time. Lol.
When your video starts with viewers discretion, just start crying, haha.

Miss Ess said...

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Stella Onyinye said...

Hahaha

Anonymous said...

Uber meme is the story of my life 😭 there's this woman that has a shop close by that keeps chooking eye whenever I come home in uber sotey I had to tell my husband before they ll goan start flying rumors that different men come to drop me.he tells me to sit at the back but I really don't like the idea of sitting at the back.

Sharon Aminu said...

LolπŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜˜
My best joke is
When igbo pepper enter ur eyes just tru the eyes away and buy a new one
The Igbo guy said when Yoruba pepper enter ur eyes, u will first go blind,then it will paralyze u,then u will die and then ur dead body will run mad..πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜€am still laughing

amanda favour said...

LMAO 😁 @ Emoney and kcee..
Hahahaha 😁

Red Wine said...

See me laughing like mumu, kikikikiki....

Anonymous said...

Hahaha @ the attendance book

Fuck you said...

Wait ohh kcee is older than e-money??

Super Model said...

Better start sitting @ the back b4 you wear the back of your pant in that your area.

Super Model said...

The power of money, see how kcee gives E πŸ’° respect.

Anonymous said...

It has reached for Stella to hype laffs too!?? It is a wawuu o!

Shirley said...

Shit here and die...lolz nice one

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Haaa,this is serious oooo

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Don't mourn bad decisions, overcome them with good ones*

Arsenal Firstlady said...

Lol πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ idiot you took the attendance book and no video call after 9pm cos their face has restored to factory settings πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Anonymous said...

that cheetah...lol

NOC II said...

Lmao @different men....

NOC II said...

Been rolling for so long ...lmaooo 😁😁😁😁😁😁

Brody said...

πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚goan lock d door

IJAY said...

Lols, Kcee have really suffered, the attendance novel man got me, of cause I had a good laugh

Broomstick said...

Efik ete wan mikwe se odoghode ebe esie ete mmong afaha imo ke edet.
You have absolutely nothing to say, so keep wallowing in your bitterness

Broomstick said...

See me shining teeth like I'm doing an advert for a toothpaste company

Anonymous said...

11:17 d desperation odikwa risky aziiin

Anonymous said...

This comment is supposed to be funny?smh

Saaz Sagacity said...

hahahhaahhahhha...fainting spree

Ace Achievers Planet said...

Ahahn... You people should leave Kcee na... Lols. Thats how someone said his advert of 5 star tomato inside kitchen was him cooking inside E-money's kitchen. Savages everwhere

Madame koinkoin a.k.a 'peace lover" said...

Gerrrraaaahiaaa meeeehn , make I laugh better laugh anon:11:17

Priceless Jewel said...

Chai Odunlade don suffer! Hahaahaaahaaaa @ viewers discretion is advised! Just ask for the direction to hell lolz


... Jesus is my worth!

Cheesi said...

That one got me. Truely no doctor can cure the infection gotten from there. Haahaha

ArΓ©wa said...

πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ had a good laugh

Anonymous said...

STELLA!!! I'm laughing and crying

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