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Thursday, 28 September 2017

Thursday Spontaneous

#thursday #howfar #amebonawork #omg #boyfriendsofftoschool #howareyourboyfriendsandgirlfriends #loverocks #5am #boonotbooboo ..








Who else woke up by 5am today?I keep asking this question because that is the time that sleep is sweetest and it takes God's strength to get up and start making breakfast.
Just thinking if there are any men out there who wake up at this time to make Breakfast..lol


QUICK ONE -On Saturday there will be a post for second sales and/or giveaway.if you have anything used you want to sell or dash out,get ready!


Faces of IHN where are you guys?send in your lovely photos and please those that i asked to send others instead of what they sent,it was done with good intentions eh.


The two recipients of my BFF Angels Beautiful's giveaway will be Blog visitors Sexy Daddy and Em Jay...we wanna invest a little bit in sexy Daddy's business and we wanna buy darling Em jay a sewing machine.
These two people were chosen by Angel Beautiful herself from reading comments and her reasons are private to her she says.....#loveyoubabe


Recipients will be contacted for their account details when i get the money,if it is too much,I will share it to others who were not mentioned..lol


Judith please check your inbox,I have forwarded the four account numbers of the four people from the rant post to you for crediting of their accounts...Thank you once again....

BV Mrs Gee,check your inbox as two ladies reached out wanting to give baby clothes to the lady who gave birth and has no baby clothes or anything else..
I have forwarded you their contacts,please check your inbox and spam.


What else? LOVE LOVE LOVE makes the World go round and I pray God gives us all the grace to forgive those who hurt us and have those whom we have hurt forgive us.....


What else?I got a mail from one of my well connected fave BV yesterday and part of the mail says ''Emmanuel I met in your blog that I adopted has graduated with a first class in Mechanical Engineering. So now, am a proud God mum of a first class graduate''WOW,congratulations to you Emmanuel,bring your story soon so we can rejoice!...thanks darling Babe!

What else?:...you tell me!

Kisses to ya'all

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STARRY LARRY said...

When the spirit of the Lord is upon my soul, I will dance like David dance.

It's good to be happy, have a happy day fam




*Larry was here*

Em jay said...

It's well with you and your household today in the name of Jesus, amennnn.

Lipstickalley said...

SP Baby!

My lovelies, I hope you all are good today.

Have a fabulous day

SWEETIE said...

........

ola wealth said...

Do you know that one of Jesus' disciples was married? Who?

danny fisiye said...

one corner virus showed it's symptom on reekado banks and his friends body yesterday





#GOAT™

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

A sexy woman is not the one with a curvaceous figure or a voluptuous personality.
A woman is not sexy because she can do a
beautiful cat-walk on the ramp. A woman is
sexy because she stands tall despite the mess in her life.
A sexy woman is the one who has a broken heart, a wounded soul and a sad past but still carries herself with grace and dignity. The sexiness of a woman lies in the smile on her face despite the fact that she is fighting a battle deep inside her heart and soul.


Take the time to stop and appreciate who you are and what you've achieved - and perhaps learnt through a few mistakes, stumbles and losses - you actually can enhance everything about you. Self-acknowledgment and appreciation are what give you the insights and awareness to move forward toward higher goals and accomplishments

Anonymous said...

Pls what does it means to take drugs in ur dream. This isn't the first time I'd be dreaming of it.

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Congrats emjay and sexy daddy
God bless SDK

Good morning lovely people

Lady Bug said...

Good morning my preys😁😁😁😁😁😎

Wow good news all the way......

xxxTrinityxxx said...

I woke up by 4:30. That's the time i wake up everyday. Its tiring but i thank God i have a job. Sitting at home is evil

The General's Wife said...

Good morning Lovelies!
We all doing great,Yeah?πŸ€—
We thank God for His Mercies and His Love and For Life😍

So Something happened over the weekend that still has me LMAOπŸ˜‚

The kids and I went for a Party. It was a lovely Birthday Party of a beautiful 8 Year old😍 The Food was great(I looove buffets) the ambience,simply beautiful! The crowd,my type and the music was just right! With the beautiful kids dancing away. I was simply having a swell time,gisting away and munching on small chops when the hilarious hilarious MC "suddenly remembered" something that turned my nice outing into a comedy showπŸ˜‚

Before the party started,the celebrant's best friend was asked to lead the Opening Prayers. And the sweet child had prayed for her friend. She said all the things kids ask for in Prayers,that God blesses the Celebrant,blesses her Mom,blesses her Dad,keep making her a good girl,make her continually do well in school and then she said "and may You Dear God grant her the determination and focus to pursue her Dream" May she be the best Aeronautical Engineer the World has seen....πŸ™πŸ½

Hahahhahaha na so the MC chargeπŸ˜‚He called the sweet girl out and asked her what Aeronautical Engineering was. And she schooled him. The MC just kept screaming and shouting🀣"See what you get when you give your kids the best in Nursery and Primary Education. And he jokingly lamented why he got sent to a public school and made to call his Dad to ask why fate dealt him this hand🀣But remembered his phone got stolen weeks ago by hoodlums whom he suspected were his former primary school mates🀣By then we all were laughing like crazy🀣

So he asked the sweet child what she herself wanted to be and with a smile she said "I am planning on becoming a Robotics Engineer" HahahahahahaπŸ˜‚
The MC just turned and told us "I am done! I no do again! Wey the Mama of the celebrant? I don Waka! Na me u wan set up so?Na me u wan oppress?🀣Hahahahahaha He turned to the celebrant whom he had invited to the stage and asked "Wey your Papa? Tell am say I no do again! Na go be this"

Then he turned and said to us "But first let me call my Mother to ask if she never had a rich suitor" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ Na today e dey clear say my Mama dull! Then he looks to us the parents and whispers"Na God go punish those hoodlums wey thief my phone"πŸ˜‚

Then he was like but wait first,wait first "I am learning,The Celebrant,please kindly point out some of ur friends,5 of them,so I would know their professions and get more enlightened.

The beautiful child steps up and she points to her friends and they laughingly step up to the "stage" and one by one,they state what they would like to be in future,from Doctors to Research Scientists to Avionics Engineers to Photonics Engineers and what have you. Predictably,the MC kept "lamenting" and cracking funny jokes asking them what they eat,do their brains get hot🀣Do they see "spirits" LMAO

Then,I noticed something,I could see there was a child at the end of the line but couldn't see who it was properly. And I didn't really mind cos I mean,when the child's turn to talk comes,he or she wil come up to the centre where I can clearly see him or her,so no biggie.

Then as we all laughed,I glanced over at my daughters and saw them laughing so hard πŸ˜‚and when I caught my eldest's eye,I felt she was trying to tell me something.They were seated in front but across from me and farther too.So there was no way I could hear her. And I didn't really think much about it cos I mean everyone was laughingπŸ˜‚

Then I caught my daughter's eye again and this time,while still trying to control her laughter,she pointedly looked at me and pointed to the stageπŸ˜‚
And that was when I saw my Son!🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

To Be Continued......πŸ˜‚

STARRY LARRY said...

Sexy Daddy and Em jay, congrats to you, happy for you guys.

Congratulations to Emmanuel and his guardian.




*Larry was here*

Cisca Chesca said...

I don't know if its just me but I am usually struck with the question, how complicated can marriage be?, that two grown adults can't stay in it.
Maybe you can help because the rate of divorce is on the increase. May God help us all.

I have discovered that love doesn't guarantee the success of a relationship. Love cannot help you stick to one person all years round, and on the other hand, cheating isn't always a product of not loving your partner.
In fact, loving someone doesn't guarantee not falling in love with someone else.
Relationships work out mostly because of our head not our heart.
It works out because of our emotional maturity, empathetic intelligence and self discipline because, time will come when you'll see more beautiful, handsome, romantic, intelligent, sexy, rich, curvy and God fearing people than the one you're in a relationship with.

In those times, love will not help you; self control will help you, emotional intelligence will come to your rescue and commitment will keep you going. With those characteristics, no matter how you feel for someone else, the person you're committed to will rank first in your life.
You think happily married people don't see better people than the ones they married? You think they don't feel funny sometimes? You think they don't catch feelings? They do!

But understanding that commitment is greater than feelings is the great arsenal that do destroy that impulse.
You can fall in love with anyone, but building a relationship takes absolutely more than what attracted you to them and takes more than love.

We are too fond of loving when it's convenient and sweet. We are too fond of loving when love is there but that can only last for just the first 3-6 months of the relationship. After then, you'll realise that the feelings have dropped, it's now your responsibility to make it work, not love's responsibility.

Relationships cannot be readymade. You have to build it and it's never always about love, it requires commitment and intelligence. On the long run in marriages, it's not just love that keeps them together forever, it's determination and commitment.
Everyone falls in love; it takes little or no effort to do that. But staying in love? Building a relationship? Only the strong and committed ones do that.
That's why we must find that one person and commit to that one, discipline yourself and bridle your emotions.
Building a relationship is hard work, it's like building a career, It's like pursuing a dream.
It's always tough, at some point it will be so bitter but you can make it work by putting your heads together, you can scale through the trying time by being focus and committed.
The kind of love that attracts two people together is not the kind of love that will keep them together.
Be emotionally strong and be self disciplined. Please imbibe and share with the young adults, married and unmarried couples.

# copied

Olori Orente said...

YOU WILL KNOW YOU ARE IN A NAIJA VIEWING CENTER WHEN YOU HEAR WORDS LIKE THIS!

Arsenal Wenger
Ibrahimovik
Lechesta
Cafani
James Fardy
Lacasetti
Gerood
Tottinam
Efra
Dirogba
Mashester
Mo-lata
Azard
Penarity
Asena
2-2 goaless draw

You can add your own viewing center experience.
Mine is when someone said Chelsea have requalize

I pray this TSTV worth the wait, I don't know how DSTV will survive with this competition. So with as low as #200 you can enjoy TSTV. Oshey baddest.
Congratulations Emjay and Sexy Daddy.

Dada Toyosi said...

Morning fam,how una dey? Na 4:30 am me dey wake oooo cos her school far from d house nd road too bad for here

The General's Wife said...

Good morning Lovelies!
We all doing great,Yeah?πŸ€—
We thank God for His Mercies and His Love and For Life😍

He was that last child in the lineπŸ˜‚ He was the one I couldn't see properly. My Son was waiting to state what he would like to be in futureπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

I briefly wondered how he got up to the stageπŸ˜‚I mean the other kids were between 5 and 8. So a 3 year old had no business Bn up there. He doesn't look like a 3 year old though,so I wondered if they thought he was 4 or even 5. And who took him up there?!πŸ˜‚I also wondered what he was gonna say. At this particular thought,my heart kinda froze for a secondπŸ˜‚Cos I suddenly remembered that out of all my kids,this boy is the one that took after meπŸ˜‚He is a Clown! The funniest child I have ever seen!And with a hint of mischief. Nah! What hint?!🀣Not a hint! LMAO. Very mischievous boy!🀣And it's all so funny too cos his quiet voice and calm disposition belies his clownish selfπŸ˜‚But then I also remembered that he is very smart and intelligent and so even though I can't remember him discussing what he wants to be in future with me,that it's possible he may have already thought of one. The last Career Day in school,he insisted on wearing a Doctor's coat. So I mean,the boy is good! LMAOπŸ˜‚

But still,I was a bit uneasy. I pushed aside my plate of small chops as people all around me laughed and laughed at the MC and his jokes. At this point,he had come up the line so I could see him and he was standing there waiting for his turn and smiling away and waving at his sisters who were still in stitches about what he was doing up there. My friend at this time had her head in her hands and laughing away and telling me to chill out.I too wondered why I wasn't chilled like everyone else so I just took a sip of water and relaxed. Whatever happens,whatever he says or does,he is still my son,and me,his proud mother still😍

And soon enough it was my 3 year old Son's turn. So with legs crossed and funny scenarios playing in my head and with a smile on my face,I watched on.

And the MC goes " Wow! Big boy! Look at you all decked up and looking soo cute! I looove your shoes! And my son says "Thank You sir! And the MC goes "Wow! Wow! He said "Thank You sir! He added "Sir" He turns to the crowd and said "My eyes have seen something in this Party! I have not MCed such a Party of beautiful intelligent kids before! What is your name little boy? My son says his name.And what would you like to be when you grow up? And my son took the microphone,smiled,looked into the crowd and said "A Masquerade" I would like to be a Masquerade when I growww........

At this point,I couldn't hear anything anymore as the crowd erupted in riotous laughter and as the MC did a crazy dance shouting "I said my eyes have seen something in this Party....not even the Ghetto parties I have MCed have I come across a child who wants to be a Masquerade......Oh boyyy!So it was only the Oyibo-Professionals that come up to the stage? Where are others? Any Native Doctor here? Any Future Bet-Naija owner? Come up! come up! One of una don show!🀣
God bless my Mama and Papa for sending me to Public school o! At least I still dey aspire to be an Actor and not a Masquerade....."

He chanted on as I watched my son run through the crowd,arms outstretched for a hug,shouting "Mama,Mama...Mama! As Everyone and their laughing eyes followed him,trying to see where he was going and who the Mama of the Masquerade Boy was🀣




They have another party next weekend and I have Bn looking at him with side eyes ever since I received the inviteπŸ˜‚

Chilaka Christian said...

Good morning one big and happy family, hope we all had a good night rest? which kind music be one corner, Ghana don come again ooo Watched the one posted by Rekado banks, I laf tire, anyways have a nice day ahead guys, one love

becky naka said...

Congrats to all the recipients

SWEETIE said...

Its a cold morning here.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Good morning everyone, top of the morning to you all...... Was too busy yesterday with my students.... Had to teach 4 different classes yesterday,so to reply or comment was hard yesterday.... But last nighg i went through the blog and saw the suggestion eka joy made about me calling MTN customer care to lay complaints about my customers data that seems to be disappearing or getting finished quickly.... I have done that before and again i repeated it, and called them severally to speak to more than one to see what they can do regarding this.... All said that there is no way data can just disappear from a phone without it been used...they said i should tell my customers to call them on 180 to lay such complaints and they will use thier system to ascertain how the data from whoever is calling got finished...i was also told to tell my lovely customers to check thier data usage from thier settings on thier respective device, if they dont want to call the customer care line (180)...also i was told that they also receive calls now and then from other users of thier network who subscribe directly from them also and they have to explain the above to them.... Also three of thier separate customer care rep i spoke to also said i should advise my customers to stop auto update of apps and also put passwords on thier mobile hotspot... Because most times they are used up by others, without the owners of the data knowing or when trying to send or receive a file via flash share or xender....most times the connectivity from both devices makes them to share data from the device which created the connection..... Lastly i was also told to tell my customers who say that my data i sell is a cheat to call customer care so that they will ascertain through thier line if the data received from them is a cheat or genuine...lastly i was also forced to ask if the data sharing runs faster than thier own data and i was told no... That mtn does not have data that run on different speed or consumption... That it is the same And it depends on ur area network coverage to determine if your browsing will be faster or not.... So thanks guys for the suggestions and advice, and no am not playing any hate game or not feeling bad about all these complaints most of my lovely customers have been making... But please lets all do as the customer care representatives have suggested and if in doubt or you still have any more questions then feel free to call me or them... Thanks.... Off i go for cds... See you all later 😘😘😘😘😘



Congrats to you sexy daddy and emjay you both deserve it and more... You are both good people... More blesings coming amen

Em jay said...

Really @sdk and Angel beautiful, thanks so much my angels, may the good lord with all your heart desires in Jesus Mighty Name amennnnn.

BirthdayGiftCameEarlyπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒπŸ’ƒ

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Good morning everyone. Congrats to sexydaddy and co. God bless you all

Yvonne said...

Wow! Congrats to the woman that her adopted son graduated with a first class...May God reward your labour of love. God bless you.

Stella I struggle to wake up at 5am too oo but God dey sha.. #lifeofamother

#makeGodfamoustoday

GreatCleoPatra said...

Anonymous26 September 2017 at 14:09

Hello fam. Please who can help with home remedy for high blood pressure for a friend? Thank you.

In response to this anonymous.. Tell your friend to buy zobo leaves..Always boil and Drink it without sugar, it is very good for BP and your friend should avoid high salt intake.. I hope this helps..

Good morning everyone. Have a full filled day.

Suwa Nen said...

If sex is not love, why is it considered cheating when you sleep with another man?

Good morning!

sexy Daddy said...

"Worry" is a like a rocking chair.It gives you something to do,but doesn't get you any where!

Just trust God only!


Stella darling thank you somuch!

Angel Beautiful you can never lack!

SWEETIE said...

Google about it to find out

SWEETIE said...

Congrats emjay

Most precious stone said...

Good morning all.

Xoxo mystery, pls my life is waiting for your touch, please. have a nice day.

Lipstickalley said...

......................TGW, I am waiting for the part 2 patiently.

Anonymous said...

the way ur brain works sha

Suwa Nen said...

Congratulations Emmanuel

STARRY LARRY said...

Amen and you too, congratulations




*Larry was here*

Anonymous said...

Nothing!!!
Nigerians always want to inteprete a harmless n meaningless dream

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hahahaha TGW please come and finish this sweet story pls

Lipstickalley said...

Hello Buggie!!!!

Brain and Beauty. said...

Amen.congrats Em Jay.πŸ‘†.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

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Anwuli Uzu said...

God bless the lady that adopted Emmanuel, God bless Angel.beautiful and bv Judith.congrats emjay and sexy daddy.
I met SP,hi Bloglord,ladybug,cookie,sugar,beloved,fabmum,chikito,chike,elastic,ed,Thelma,iphie,Cynthia,priya,darasami,swag lafresh,ibukun,blackberry,u guys rock.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Great morning everyone.

God is really good. Today is beautiful. Waking up by 5 am not easy at all for me but I have to do it because tankers will not allow us to go by 7 am I am used to.

Congrats to the winners. Good luck to those on the waiting list.

Just finished taking my tea and snacks but I don't understand this sleep that won't let me be.

Stella use your position to find out all these dangote trucks if they pay families that their trucks kills. Because if they do pay, am sure the accidents will reduce.

RIP to all killed by these killers trucks

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Great morning everyone.

God is really good. Today is beautiful. Waking up by 5 am not easy at all for me but I have to do it because tankers will not allow us to go by 7 am I am used to.

Congrats to the winners. Good luck to those on the waiting list.

Just finished taking my tea and snacks but I don't understand this sleep that won't let me be.

Stella use your position to find out all these dangote trucks if they pay families that their trucks kills. Because if they do pay, am sure the accidents will reduce.

RIP to all killed by these killers trucks

Falcon said...

I woke up few minutes to five, and I just said let me close my eyes for few minutes and fiam it is 7am. Now I'm late again

Kamikaze said...

In the office....laughing like a hyena.A friend sent me a really funny joke he got off the internet.
"Rene Descartes walked into a bar and sat.The barman asked if he wanted his usual.Descartes replied 'I think not' and promptly vanished.

Omg!
So hilarious!

Another funny one.
The bellhop asked Mr Proton if he could help with his luggage.Mr Proton replied 'Nope.I travel light'

Lmao!

Nwanyi Afikpo,is someone looking for your trouble?What an irony!I saw your disclaimer.

Have an awesome day people.

Lipstickalley said...

Hahhahahahahah, OMG

Masq what?????? Ewoooooo, TGW, some women do birth them.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

You too Larry.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Congratulations baby 😘😘😘

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Amen _& congrats Emjay.

Anonymous said...

I have been thinking after reading yesterday's meeting point, Where will I meet my sweetheart? Have I already met him? Who is with me

Brain and Beauty. said...

A September to remember.Thank you father for your wonderful works and mighty acts in my life.Good morning bevees.
πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

slimqueen said...

Wrong response sweetie. Not nice.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

You too πŸ’„ alley.

Miss Ess said...

Good morning house. Let the will of God be done in our lives. Congrats emjay, sexy daddy and all other 4 recipients. Na God do am.

Fiona said...

Good morning Nigeria. I feel like munching on something.

beeolah said...

Shirley
Jelly
Kendrick's mum
Lady bug
Justified mom
Ijay
Just glamour
Cynthia iyede
Emeka chukwurah
Fluffy cake Lagos
Love me jeje
Justyswt
Olaedo
Bee10(mummy twins) thank you all for wishing us happy birthday yesterday may the good lord in his infinite mercy guide and protect you all, may we all have reason to celebrate �� AMEN

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

lol@ I would like to be a Masquerade when I growww........πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

Starry I don't understand you o😎
Good morning

Lady Bug said...

Congratulations pastor πŸ™†

Olori Orente said...

Congratulations to Emmanuel and his guardian angel

Angel Beautiful God bless you so much, may you never run dry. Bigger and Greater you in Jesus name.Amen.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

πŸ‘word.
How are you this morning?

Lady Bug said...

The blue lips, morning 😎

miss priya said...

Good morning my bee10
Beautiful woman
African queen
Mama twins πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

amanda favour said...

Peter now,very easy!😁

Yes Stella,my alarm is set for 5;15am. Prepare for morning devotion by waking the kids and gathering all gatherables ,5;30 devotion starts till about 6;00am as the spirit leads...hehehe
From 6:00 to 7;00 am preparing the kids for school and I drop them off from 7;00 to 7;30, thank GOD no traffic here
Phew!!!!!! That's how my typical morning is
GOD bless all mothers *side eyes πŸ‘€ @ them daddies * LMAO 😁
Congrats 😀 to sexydaddy and emjay
God bless all the givers and upgrade the receivers
Off to my shop in a bit
May GOD bless all our endeavours...Amen
See epistle this morning...LMAO 😁
O.k bye πŸ™‹

Lady Bug said...

Dey there dey ask me😎

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hi Bee10

Just Glamour said...

I wanted to type something,but couldn't stop laughing,πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Bug said...

You people and dream are 5&6, mtsheeeeew 😎

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Yes o buggy, it's the season of good news.

Anonymous said...

Huge clit is a turn on men if you have never experienced one before then you are missing.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Good morning to you too.

Lady Bug said...

Good morning Bee to the 10

Cynthia Iyede said...

Thank God for life mennn!

Congrats Sexy Daddy and Emjay. God bless your hustles. God bless you Angel for being a blessing.

Good morning good people....

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Waiting patiently for the continuation.
Good morning TGMaami😘.

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Hahahahaha your son is hilarious i swear.... Had a good laugh from this

amanda favour said...

Hahahaha 😁
Come and finish this gist biko

Stella Onyinye said...

Stella God bless you, you have a heart made of gold. Good morning beautiful people,today is my nephew's one year birthday and my kid sister's baby shower God bless them both and to us the single ladies God bless us too plus our hustle

Suwa Nen said...

Congratulations Em jay

miss priya said...

Pls come back and finish the gist ooo

This paragraph got me tho. But remembered his phone got stolen weeks ago by hoodlums whom he suspected were his former primary school mates

Kamikaze said...

Oh! And I thought a sexy woman was simply one who inspired thoughts and feelings of lust.

Wow!

Thank you Oluwadarasimi. We never stop learning.

Kendrick's mum said...

Amen n congrats

miss priya said...

Congratulations emjay

Shantelle's Empire said...

I read that boredom eliminating post very early this morning and i just want to tuaale for sdkers. Most of you can lie and wake a sleeping rabbit! All of a sudden 98% can do without sex! Freaking blaady pretenders.Heck! Who are those making those anon confessions then? Even those giving their dirty stinking slacked ponyor to babies? Mehn..ya all don't even get me started.
Well i choose C-social media.

Its a 'rainy cold' morning in lasgidi....bless up people!

Lady Bug said...

Nice one Isaacson,this is how it should done,no complaints should be taken lightly,that is how businesses work!

Kendrick's mum said...

And you too sweet!

Babalola Zumrat said...

Gud Morning My Pipu.Hope U Guys Slept Wel.Av A Wonderful Day My Bvees People.Love U All.

Lady Bug said...

Congratulations!

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

What do i do to myself, when am really pissed, i can shout at you eeeh especially my loved ones but none of them can let me go, they are like Amy you are so sweet and nice but don't let your anger get hold of you. The one that really touched me yesterday was my sis,i did a wrong transaction cos of her so I had to run around not minding the stress i have been going through this week, i just had to vent the whole anger on her by sending her a stinker but that didn't stop me from doing what i promised to do for her. I later saw she read the message and so i really felt bad and started thinking of how to get back to her before i knew it, she called me and we gisted till late midnight laughing our ass off. She has always been like that since our childhood, always calm when i scream and easily forget things but can really push me with some annoying attitude.
I am that kind of person people are quick to point at due to my temper until they sit and realise it isn't my fault. Note...i don't destroy things oh
I want to stop cos i don't like the feeling after, want to always have this happy girl attitude at all times.
This is my own early morning rant

Thebosschick Boss said...

Laughing and rolling on the floor

Brain and Beauty. said...

Commitment is the keyword but how many are ready to be committed to their partners????.Some actually knows the truth but don't seem to care.
Self discipline,maturity and respect for each other are very essential if put into use.

Anonymous said...

Cry cry baby,go and suck breast,at least this money will pacify you not to cry.

Elastic said...

Lols...pls cum and cuntinue



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Lady Bug said...

Congratulations

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

There is no greater evil dear

Kendrick's mum said...

Congrats!!

Lady Bug said...

Your life?😎

Lady Bug said...

Hello 😘

Cynthia Iyede said...

Same here. My alarm has been set for 4:30 but mennn! It can be so tiring getting up.

How are you and your cutie Trinity?

Thebosschick Boss said...

God bless Angel beautiful. That tap would never run dry, in Jesus name

sexy Daddy said...

Hahahaahah Nwuye G amu na ekele!

Kamikaze said...

Hahaha......

TGW your son is most definitely like you.
Who knows what masquerades would be worth in the future.

OMG!
Lmao!

The General's Wife said...
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KIDJO D MAMALAWO ������������ said...

πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…
See laff wan finish me here. Abeg send him to me jor.πŸ˜… I will help to groom him in the masquerade businessπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚...

Lady Bug said...

Queen of sarcasm 😎

Em jay said...

Hey Larry, don't shareπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹

Elastic said...

πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘



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Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hello Anwuli

Lady Bug said...

You're welcome,hope you had a blast!

Em jay said...

Thanks darlings, lady bug how is you 'Troller'?

Where is Kidjo my mamalawo1 of sdk?

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Hehehehe i need this story complete biko

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Congrats Emjay

Suwa Nen said...

Morning dear

Stella maris baby said...

Congrats dear Emjay.

God bless you.

God bless Angel beautiful and Bless you Stella..

Em jay said...

Thanks mama twins.

Kendrick's mum said...

Goodmorning dearies hope you all are doing great this beautiful thursday.Y'all Have a blessed n fruitful day today.

Stella maris baby said...

LmaoπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

KIDJO D MAMALAWO ������������ said...

Congrats dear

Em jay said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ @siting at home is evil, I can relate dear, send thisπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜˜πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’to Dewy for me, tell her miss her.

Anonymous said...

Thank you for this

KING XOXO MYSTERY

slimqueen said...

Goodmorning lovelies.. Not feeling myself this morning. My neighbor threatened to kill me just because I asked him why he poured water in front of my apartment even after the landlord has warned him to stop. I was adviced by another neighbor to go to the police to make a report but I don't know how to go about it and I don't know if I am overreacting. Please guys, advice.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Choi! Comman finish this o. 😁

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

My queen of all queens I am fine
Simi dear how is you
Jostified mum good morning to you too
My buggy 😍😍😍😍😍😍

Stella maris baby said...

Congrats at Sexy Daddy..


God bless you @ Angel and@ Stella😘😘😘

SUGAR. said...

HahahhahaaaahaahhahhaHa. I hope you son didn't fuck up.

KIDJO D MAMALAWO ������������ said...

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

Kamikaze said...

*Their
Please.

Sorry for the correction.I couldn't help it.

Elastic said...

Hahahahahahahaha....Henceforth you are baptized from The General's wife to Mummy Masquerade.




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miss priya said...

Jesus thank you TGW for giving us another script story line lol. I had a good laugh πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Hahahahahahahha this is really funny, that boy deserves a little knock on his forehead

Mimi Love said...

Beautiful day the Lord has made.Congratulations to sexy daddy and em jay,Angel beautiful may you never lack in Jesus name.Stella you rock.Kidjo,hawayu?

KIDJO D MAMALAWO ������������ said...

Congrats Emjay, you deserve it dear😍more blessings fall on you

Stella maris baby said...

Thanking God for life.
Thanking God for everything.

I am grateful Lord.



Good morning everyone with a good heart.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Congrats dear

Eka Joy said...

Congrats Emjay. Your business will flourish in Jesus name.

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

Lol

Eka Joy said...

The thing haff tire me. If u see how many dreams I dreamt just last night till dis morning ehn, yet I'm not reading any silly meanings into anything.

Not every dream is spiritual abeg

QUEEN AMY Loves ACCESS BANK said...

No one is with you

Em jay said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Maami abeg dey bring this kin gist often joor, see as I ey disgrace my old age here.

I want the beat school for my kids when the time comes, so help me God.

Elastic said...

Congrats



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ola wealth said...

Congratz sweetz😘😘😘

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hahahhaha see me laughing so hard in this office. Masquerade ke! Cute boy. God bless him.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hello Anwuli. God bless you dear

Eka Joy said...

Trust me, Tstv won't live up to expectation. Many have tried but failed.

Anonymous said...

I sent Stella mail to do a post on natural home remedies for different sickness. I think we need such post. Stella pls post.

Bambi said...

Lmao...i love that parents this days are allowing the kids to express themselves...back in the day ur mama would draw ur ear and start reciting what u will say in the next party so u wud not 'embarrass her'

Ebony Oge said...

At church on Sunday, as the pastors wow us, washing our head to part with our token.
I wonder why the same God he was so richly talking about, did not tell him someone within the congregation needs financial help. To think that that Sunday I only had a meal to share with the kids.
Of what use is it attending all this big churches with unlimited branches and yet lack the selfless will to help its members.
All na wash.......

Stella maris baby said...

Wicked neighbor.
Please be careful with him.

Every evil motives he plans will backfire in JESUS NAME..

SUGAR. said...

I'm late! Too late! Should I just stay back?

Anonymous said...

Congrats bro!



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Cynthia Iyede said...

Everything will fall in place when the time is right, so worry not and be thankful.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Amen.

More celebrations for you too dear. Enjoy

Cynthia Iyede said...

Hello Amanda Favour.

Em jay said...

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Stella maris baby said...

Happy birthday to your nephew.
May God bless his new age..

Congrats to your sister..

Amen to your prayers...

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Awwwww God bless you more

The General's Wife said...

Awwwwww

I understand.
You have taken the first step in correcting this flaw which is acknowledging u have a challenge. And accepting it. The rest is easy. Tell yourself u wil stop right now! Now listen: ask urself this: Does the pain they meted out to u compare wit the hurt u feel when u have lashed out and feeling remorseful? NO! It's resounding No.
So see?The lashing out doesn't solve anything really. The stinker doesn't . Note they you can lash out "nicely" though.

And I need you to learn this: Never pen anything to someone when u are angry. Never. you can sayour mind but never insults. Ok?

Now don't be hard on yourself cos I mean we all got our flaws. Easy does it ok? But trust me,you will be where you wanna be in no time.

Now smile and keep doing you cos You rock! Ok?πŸ€—

Anonymous said...

Good morning and have a great day Anwuli



DontQuoteMe™

sexy Daddy said...

Thank you guys I appreciate!

May God meet us at the points of needs. In Jesus name Amen!

jelly said...

I woke up few minutes to 5, before i knew it rain started oh 😊 I found myself sleeping 😌 again only for i to woke up see day already bright from the window 😭 i jumped down rushed to check time gbam 15 to 7 chineke! I couldn't gather family for morning devotion God have mercy on me, just being singing praises same time found myself doing other things, praying sections did not take up to 2minutes. My kids missed school bus i took them myself. Top of the day lovlets 😘😘😘

Lady Bug said...

You are not overacting at all, always take threat to life Very serious,I will advise you report to the police.

Anonymous said...

Its like u are funny

Em jay said...

*grant.
Thanks boo.

Stella maris baby said...

Congratulations to Emmanuel.πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

God bless your helper real Good..πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Lady Bug said...

Happy birthday to your nephew and congratulations to your sister!

Em jay said...

Thanks.

sexy Daddy said...

Happy birth day to your nephew Onyi

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahahahahha

Shanty Baibe haff charged🀣

Em jay said...

Thanks love.

Blackberry said...

Hahahahahaa mama ijele...I hail! Hahahahahahaha

Ebony Oge said...

How bad can a mother be?
The way this children look at me each time they are hungry, its like I failed already.
With school bags that needs help and tired uniforms. I don't blame people who leave and run. The more I wake up the more I am confused. Is this really life?

slimqueen said...

Congrats Emjay, the lord prosper the work of your hands. Amen

Kendrick's mum said...

Amen you are always welcome.And where is our cake? Lol

Kamikaze said...

Suwa Nen,what a coincidence!
I have asked this same question here before.Nobody answered.

sexy Daddy said...

Ammy you have to start working on your emotional intelligence!

When you are angry don't act nor speak at that period.....

Speak when the whole temper and the environment is calm!

Wishing you the Best!

Shirley said...

Goodmornig all,a busy day for me

Cynthia Iyede said...

Choi! Stop na! hehehehe

Official prestige said...

Yeah,dew drop.where is she? Hope that she is in a better place.

Crazyhornywife.it's been long. I hope that she is better now.

Chick Felix.
White diamond.
Ezenwanyi.
Rolex chick
Pastor's daughter, hope your wedding was a succees.
Busybodycorrector.SDK PA

Wow,I miss so many old bvs.when blog fight last up to a week and supporters club making it blazing hot.lolzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

My sincere appreciation goes to Stella & angel Judith, I just receive an alert now. May God replenish your pockets in million folds.

Kendrick's mum said...

Your effort is appreciated. Anons pls read through so it won't repeat itself again.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Slimqueen you can report if you are still convinced that the threat is real. Next time just be praying so that God can change his mind against you. Na wa for all these tenants.

Wetin you do him self

Welcome to my World said...

The General's wife, you so cracked me up πŸ‘.congratulations to everyone of us that is alive to witness this awesome day. It is a miracle. Let's put on our dancing shoes and give GOD all the praise

Lipstickalley said...

Congratulations on getting picked Em Jay. Keep doing you.

Meanwhile, hook up a sister, as a fashion designer that you is.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Congrats baby girl
I'm happy for you.

Kamikaze said...

Lady Bug,which sarcasm again?I simply shared a joke.Just say copy and paste.Sarcasm is a device of the not so eloquent.

Somebody should put Lady Bug in that game so we can gleefully feed her to sharks.

Lol....

Chike TEFLON said...

Congrats Em jay.

God bless you Angel beautiful.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Hehehehe
Can anything be funnier?

Lipstickalley said...

Congratulations SD!

Don't use all the money for Oha soup and Okoporokoooo! Loooool

Chike TEFLON said...

Simiiiii

CHI EXOTIC said...

Masquerade? Shoot me.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

You're welcome

Kendrick's mum said...

Hahahahaha!! And to think@kidjo want to groom him it's so funny

TheLagosShopper(Goods and services 4rm the popular Lagos markets to anywhere in naija?07030493148) said...

Hahahaha!

CHI EXOTIC said...

Congrats SD.

Chike TEFLON said...

xxxTrinityxxx onye nso Chukwu gbaa gi ume

Anonymous said...

Isaacson
I am glad you took this initiative.

Everything is not about hate or people are trying to get you. Looking into customers complaint and needs are the keys to a successful busness.

KING XOXO MYSTERY

Lipstickalley said...

Hahhahaha, wetin we no go see for this SDK.

Anon, are you speaking from a guy or girl's POV?

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
TGW come and complete it ooo

Chike TEFLON said...

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Ijele dike πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Congratulations Emjay,God's favour is on you.

Babalola Zumrat said...

T G W I No Dey Like Story Wey Get Startin But No Get Finishin. Abeg Jist Us D Part Two Biko.

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

I woke up 5 am today cos I have stuffs to do

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