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Friday, 20 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

This looks easy but it isn't....







They Cook better than women and you can take this to the Bank...

105 comments:

slimqueen said...

Gossiping. Their own pass women own abeg!

Cute hajia Omo Mummy said...

Yeah Men cook better than women
. I mean those that can cook o

Chike TEFLON said...

Men stand straight when they wee wee but women don't.

Men wash plate but women lick lollipop.

charitybino said...

They seem to Dry Clean cloths better than women.

Just Bella. said...

They lie better than women oh, women are learning how to lie were men are..... take this to the bank .

slimqueen said...
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Firstlady blessing said...

Not all men can cook

EsE EsSAy said...

Men are more time considerate than women,they cheat more and lie more

Nigerians are not smiling at all. Things are too bad this days. Everybody just putting on a red face.
I boarded a bus from Agege to my destination this afternoon and I was given a change of 50naira to share with an elderly well dressed,good looking,tall man to split,30 naira for me and 20naira for the man.
For where,this man no gree o. We walked a long distance just cos of 20naira change we couldn't get. He refused to drop the change for me. I had to be on the bigger side and let him go with the 50naira.
Years back,I've had my fare paid by strangers I do not know but that hasn't happened since things became so bad. Infact a lady almost fought with the driver cos of 10 naira change. She was so ready to punch the driver. It was/wasn't funny same time.
The man just dey vex me anytime I remember

Anonymous said...

Men are better in managing emotions such as love, break-up and cheating than women. It is easy to tell if a woman is experiencing any of these than man.

Anonymous said...

You're right! I am a man. And l can cook very well, better than most women. Becky Naka, if you taste my stew, egusi, ogbono and okro soup ehn, you will surely give it to me HOT! Lol. My jollof rice is on another level. 😊.

sexy Daddy said...

*Men can forgive and forget, better than women!

*Men can move on,better than women!

*Men can go extra Mile to help out the needy, better than women!.. Lol.Let me stop here.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

They fix electrical faults-change bulbs etc better than women.

They carry heavy loads better than women.

They wash cars better than women

They eat so much food than women

They can feel so egocentric than women


Anonymous said...

nothing. Absolutely nothing, from cooking, sex, a leader, cheating, fighting, praying, listening, the work environment, causing trouble, women are always better.

Nemerem said...

Men iron clothes better than women. They really take their time to iron out every every, women just straighten theirs.

sexy Daddy said...

Chike nwoke ike!

Anonymous said...

That's lagos for you my dear. People are frustrated.

Rappakatakata said...

*Men drive better than women.
*Men manage relationships better than women.
*Men cook better than women.
*Men keep malice better than women when they mean to.
*Men drive better than women
etc etc.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

LOL.

Maybe he had a specific amount on him for his movement and 1naira short will deprive him from reaching his destination.
You want him to turn a-brief-beggar at some point on his journey?
Blame the hardship in the economy. Forgive the man.

Chameleon said...

they power the generator better than women.
They jack better

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Odogwu!
Nwanna International
🙌🙌🙌
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Queen_Bee said...

They are good in Playing Video Games and gossips.

Kele Bobo said...

Men qossip more than women
Men let things go more than women

Perxian said...

NAG 🙄

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

I agree SSD.👍

Anonymous said...

Totally unrelated
Why do people frown at ladies giving money to guys but are okay with guys giving to ladies??
We are all humans and we are supposed to love each other. Giving is not supposed to be based on gender or an agenda(didn't mean for them to rhyme)
We give because we love. So if i decide to give money to my partner who really needs it more than I do at that moment, I see nothing wrong in it. Even if he doesn't marry me. Because I don't give because I want marriage in return. I give because I love and because it's the good and right thing to do.
*Just thinking out loud*
Ps: I'm female
©studentbv

Anonymous said...

My dad can cook for Africa. ..

My dad na super dad

Na my dad Dem wash my mum clothes

Na my dad Dem go market to buy us cloth.... I no even know the road to MBUKPA OR WATT MARKET sef


My dad na dad

My dad na baba

reach Sanitary pad sef na my dad go do the shopping give me


@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Just to add:

Men can dress up faster than women.
In 5minutes they are done. Women? 2hours dem never still finish 😂😂😂

Cynthia Iyede said...

The ones that are mature at heart can;

1. Care so much.
2. Be a good source of encouragement.
4. Be a good gist partner and
3. Be there when you really need partner and can hold conversations.

Reserve guys:

1. So petty
2. Keep malice!
3. Gossip!5. A strong bsupporsupport system



Stingy join sef!

Anonymous said...

Personally I don't think men do stuffs than us..cause when we Ladies try stuff we do it better,if itz to cheat,lie we do it well,to take charge in any aspect we good,embezzlement well ask former minister ,others dey learn for her side,and around the house we good,I for one can actually repair my gen,fix a faulty iron, boiling kettle and more,where as the men in my house are like they don't go near light or fire

Men are good at ignoring stuffs sha

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Hahahahahahahaha...

I am the queen and the boss of this blog(CHIEF) said...

Gbam!...

Eka Joy said...

So it took you forever to leave N30 for the man???

Cynthia Iyede said...

😁 no vex.

Miss Candy said...

I agree with Stella,Men cook better than women. That's for d ones dat can cook oo...

Cynthia Iyede said...

😀 @ eat so much food.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Women are better? I believe non can do without the other. They need each other.

FREEMAN said...

IN THE SPIRIT OF ELIMINATING BOREDOM

Do you know that if you add your age to your date of birth,you will get the current year you are in.

Let say you add your age to your date of birth today or anytime this year,you will get 2017,weird right?
Or not.

Cynthia Iyede said...

Chai! This Puffin browser can sabi scatter whatever I've typed ehhh! I miss using Chrome.


The ones that are mature at heart can;

1. Care so much.
2. Be a good source of encouragement.
4. Be a good gist partner.
3. Be there when you really to need hold a congood versation.
4. A strong support system.


Reserve guys:

1. So petty
2. Keep malice!
3. Gossip!. Stingy join sef!



BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Anonymous orubebe where have you been? Welcome back 😁

Esther Mgbolu said...

Hahahahahahaha

KAYAN MATA AND BURAN TASHI EMPIRE ** WhatsApp 08032648192 said...

Fight!!!! Lol

I am king EZE said...

On average, men are better at growing beards.

Money making machine said...

They play bet9ja more than the women

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol

But leaving it for him will not stop you from being a lady. 😂😂😂😂

Lipstick said...

I agree, just don't tell them that. They will argue like their lives depend on it.

Chike TEFLON said...

Men can eat oha soup with plenty cow leg than women. 😎

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

I think men have a better sleep than women.
They also keep less grudges and malice than women.

They fixed house appliances better than women.

Cynthia Iyede said...

They are good hair stylists too.

Anonymous said...

I agree with you, men also get pregnant faster than women!

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol


If a man want to go out with his woman by 9am he will tell her to start preparing by 6am so that she will be ready at least by 10am

LOLO IDEATO said...

Men are better hair stylists

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol
As in they pipi pass juliana.

Chioma josephine said...

Men cheat more than women.

Fab Mum said...

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Chioma josephine said...

I disagree @ Just Bella. Women lie better than men, a woman can always tell when her man is lying

St.FranKooL.... said...

#Life happens, whether we stress about it or not*

Tayan Taylor said...

Broke girl,mtcheew

Tayan Taylor said...

Liar,looking for free ponyour

Tayan Taylor said...

Yinmu

Tayan Taylor said...


😀😀😀😀you are right

Tayan Taylor said...

You are right, I hardly iron

Chike TEFLON said...

Do you know that if you minus your date of birth from 2017 you will get your age?

Tayan Taylor said...

Hope your dad nur be woman wrapper

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Chike, you're a clown 🤡
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

Cynthia Iyede said...

Afo beer abi? Hehehehe

Chike TEFLON said...

You never jam woman wey sabi predict game be that.

jay urchy said...

Driving

Chike TEFLON said...

Women with beards are always wicked. 😂

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

A lot of Nigerian men who can cook very well actually run from cooking fried rice.

Dear anonymous, I believe you are a very good cook but, when you can cook special fried rice then you can start hyping your cooking game better. 😃

Beloved said...

True.. give them alcohol and they will spill what happened in 1960 bet. 😂😂😂😂😂

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

You know bloggie! Men are very good in those aspects.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

You're so right at your first point.

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

I agree 👍

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

👌👌👌👌👍👍

Mrs.R SDK blog Official BFF said...

Your dad should win the dad of the year. I like your dad. ������������

Stella maris Baby said...

True talk.

Stella maris Baby said...

Spot on
I hate ironing cloth.

Stella maris Baby said...

They cut glasses faster more than women
They do hard work or jobs more than women
They bath fast more than women
They eat fast more than women

NorthernBae said...

Men can urinate in public better(way better)than women.

Anonymous said...

@BL.. Than you oo


@Tayan, my dad no be woman wrapper oo. ..he dey even set use am joke say if to say he marry reach two wives say Na me for kill the other woman


My dad is very God fearing. ...




@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

Greatlady. said...

😀😀

Shirley said...

Men fit lie dead body go wake up,choi Linus is what I now call them.

Shirley said...

Bella I agree 100%

Anonymous said...

@Mrs.R SDK, honestly l can cook very well but Special Fried Rice is a no go area for me. Lol. Never tried it and l don't think l will ever try. 😊

jelly said...

They can manage electrically system in the home more than women

becky naka said...

I really love to taste,lol.

becky naka said...

Dominic is that you? 😜😜😜😜

Stella maris Baby said...

They cut glasses faster more than women
They do hard work or jobs more than women
They bath fast more than women
They eat fast more than women

Anonymous said...

More generous than women.

Oma maranma said...

Men listen good more than women. Some how they believe that whatever they're going to say will be right there, by the time the woman is through... so they allow them to say it all.

But it's a different case with the women, they keep coming in between the sentences of the man cause they think the words will fly out if they don't have their say. They may nod through out, but they ain't listening... they are just trying to allow the man have his his say (which fails most times) while trying to pile up more arguments.

So men listen more than women. And they process things more logical than women

Jane's Sparkles boutique said...

Better players

Anonymous said...

@Mrs R.. .thank you oo

Kai, I for show my dad this comments... I no wan make him catch me


Kikikikikikiki




That naughty girl Isa baby girl for life





@ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

Chidinma Gift said...

Lies, when they lie the devil is surprised

Miss Kay said...

Issa lie on

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Chike seriously you no well 😃😃😃😃😃😃

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

😂😂😂

This just reminds me of a lady I saw yesterday.
She had so much hair on her chest and she wore an exposing top baring it all.
Mehnn, I was weak.
The pretty face be looking like a lady, the chest be screaming I am a hairy man with boobs

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Very correct.👌

Anonymous said...

Eating Moor they eat too mush!

Anonymous said...

Eating!!

Mummy luti said...

Tolerance!

SINGLE DAD said...

Lol

SINGLE DAD said...

In as much as i dread to cook, I am actually a good cook. My last ex could only come close. Maybe have not been lucky with ladies who cook so well.

Anonymous said...

Yes oo. My babe was gisting about a lady that won 16 million naira with just 2,000. Dem dey predict fire!

CHILD OF GOD said...

That's true
So so true .

Adeniji morayo said...

I agree with the forgiving part,they don't forget that just pretend to forget,then use it against you later

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