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Friday, 20 October 2017

Boredom Eliminating Post

This looks easy but it isn't....







They Cook better than women and you can take this to the Bank...

105 comments:

  1. Gossiping. Their own pass women own abeg!

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    1. I agree, just don't tell them that. They will argue like their lives depend on it.

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    2. I agree with you, men also get pregnant faster than women!

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    3. True.. give them alcohol and they will spill what happened in 1960 bet. 😂😂😂😂😂

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    4. Men fit lie dead body go wake up,choi Linus is what I now call them.

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    5. Lies, when they lie the devil is surprised

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  2. Yeah Men cook better than women
    . I mean those that can cook o

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    1. Totally unrelated
      Why do people frown at ladies giving money to guys but are okay with guys giving to ladies??
      We are all humans and we are supposed to love each other. Giving is not supposed to be based on gender or an agenda(didn't mean for them to rhyme)
      We give because we love. So if i decide to give money to my partner who really needs it more than I do at that moment, I see nothing wrong in it. Even if he doesn't marry me. Because I don't give because I want marriage in return. I give because I love and because it's the good and right thing to do.
      *Just thinking out loud*
      Ps: I'm female
      ©studentbv

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  3. Men stand straight when they wee wee but women don't.

    Men wash plate but women lick lollipop.

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    1. Odogwu!
      Nwanna International
      🙌🙌🙌
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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    2. Chike, you're a clown 🤡
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    3. Chike seriously you no well 😃😃😃😃😃😃

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  4. They seem to Dry Clean cloths better than women.

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  5. They lie better than women oh, women are learning how to lie were men are..... take this to the bank .

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    1. I disagree @ Just Bella. Women lie better than men, a woman can always tell when her man is lying

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    2. Bella I agree 100%

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  7. Men are more time considerate than women,they cheat more and lie more

    Nigerians are not smiling at all. Things are too bad this days. Everybody just putting on a red face.
    I boarded a bus from Agege to my destination this afternoon and I was given a change of 50naira to share with an elderly well dressed,good looking,tall man to split,30 naira for me and 20naira for the man.
    For where,this man no gree o. We walked a long distance just cos of 20naira change we couldn't get. He refused to drop the change for me. I had to be on the bigger side and let him go with the 50naira.
    Years back,I've had my fare paid by strangers I do not know but that hasn't happened since things became so bad. Infact a lady almost fought with the driver cos of 10 naira change. She was so ready to punch the driver. It was/wasn't funny same time.
    The man just dey vex me anytime I remember

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    1. That's lagos for you my dear. People are frustrated.

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    2. LOL.

      Maybe he had a specific amount on him for his movement and 1naira short will deprive him from reaching his destination.
      You want him to turn a-brief-beggar at some point on his journey?
      Blame the hardship in the economy. Forgive the man.

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    3. So it took you forever to leave N30 for the man???

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    4. Lol

      But leaving it for him will not stop you from being a lady. 😂😂😂😂

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  8. Men are better in managing emotions such as love, break-up and cheating than women. It is easy to tell if a woman is experiencing any of these than man.

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  9. You're right! I am a man. And l can cook very well, better than most women. Becky Naka, if you taste my stew, egusi, ogbono and okro soup ehn, you will surely give it to me HOT! Lol. My jollof rice is on another level. 😊.

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    1. Liar,looking for free ponyour

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    2. A lot of Nigerian men who can cook very well actually run from cooking fried rice.

      Dear anonymous, I believe you are a very good cook but, when you can cook special fried rice then you can start hyping your cooking game better. 😃

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    3. @Mrs.R SDK, honestly l can cook very well but Special Fried Rice is a no go area for me. Lol. Never tried it and l don't think l will ever try. 😊

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    4. I really love to taste,lol.

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    5. Dominic is that you? 😜😜😜😜

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    6. In as much as i dread to cook, I am actually a good cook. My last ex could only come close. Maybe have not been lucky with ladies who cook so well.

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  10. *Men can forgive and forget, better than women!

    *Men can move on,better than women!

    *Men can go extra Mile to help out the needy, better than women!.. Lol.Let me stop here.

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    1. Men can eat oha soup with plenty cow leg than women. 😎

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    2. I agree with the forgiving part,they don't forget that just pretend to forget,then use it against you later

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  11. They fix electrical faults-change bulbs etc better than women.

    They carry heavy loads better than women.

    They wash cars better than women

    They eat so much food than women

    They can feel so egocentric than women


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    1. Just to add:

      Men can dress up faster than women.
      In 5minutes they are done. Women? 2hours dem never still finish 😂😂😂

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    2. Lol


      If a man want to go out with his woman by 9am he will tell her to start preparing by 6am so that she will be ready at least by 10am

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    3. 😀😀😀😀you are right

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    4. You know bloggie! Men are very good in those aspects.

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  12. nothing. Absolutely nothing, from cooking, sex, a leader, cheating, fighting, praying, listening, the work environment, causing trouble, women are always better.

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    1. Women are better? I believe non can do without the other. They need each other.

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  13. Men iron clothes better than women. They really take their time to iron out every every, women just straighten theirs.

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  14. *Men drive better than women.
    *Men manage relationships better than women.
    *Men cook better than women.
    *Men keep malice better than women when they mean to.
    *Men drive better than women
    etc etc.

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  15. they power the generator better than women.
    They jack better

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    1. Lol
      As in they pipi pass juliana.

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    2. 👌👌👌👌👍👍

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  16. They are good in Playing Video Games and gossips.

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  17. Men qossip more than women
    Men let things go more than women

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  18. My dad can cook for Africa. ..

    My dad na super dad

    Na my dad Dem wash my mum clothes

    Na my dad Dem go market to buy us cloth.... I no even know the road to MBUKPA OR WATT MARKET sef


    My dad na dad

    My dad na baba

    reach Sanitary pad sef na my dad go do the shopping give me


    @ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

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    1. Anonymous orubebe where have you been? Welcome back 😁

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    2. Hope your dad nur be woman wrapper

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    3. Your dad should win the dad of the year. I like your dad. ������������

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    4. @BL.. Than you oo


      @Tayan, my dad no be woman wrapper oo. ..he dey even set use am joke say if to say he marry reach two wives say Na me for kill the other woman


      My dad is very God fearing. ...




      @ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

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    5. @Mrs R.. .thank you oo

      Kai, I for show my dad this comments... I no wan make him catch me


      Kikikikikikiki




      That naughty girl Isa baby girl for life





      @ANONYMOUS ORUBEBE

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  19. The ones that are mature at heart can;

    1. Care so much.
    2. Be a good source of encouragement.
    4. Be a good gist partner and
    3. Be there when you really need partner and can hold conversations.

    Reserve guys:

    1. So petty
    2. Keep malice!
    3. Gossip!5. A strong bsupporsupport system



    Stingy join sef!

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    1. Chai! This Puffin browser can sabi scatter whatever I've typed ehhh! I miss using Chrome.


      The ones that are mature at heart can;

      1. Care so much.
      2. Be a good source of encouragement.
      4. Be a good gist partner.
      3. Be there when you really to need hold a congood versation.
      4. A strong support system.


      Reserve guys:

      1. So petty
      2. Keep malice!
      3. Gossip!. Stingy join sef!



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  20. Personally I don't think men do stuffs than us..cause when we Ladies try stuff we do it better,if itz to cheat,lie we do it well,to take charge in any aspect we good,embezzlement well ask former minister ,others dey learn for her side,and around the house we good,I for one can actually repair my gen,fix a faulty iron, boiling kettle and more,where as the men in my house are like they don't go near light or fire

    Men are good at ignoring stuffs sha

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  21. I agree with Stella,Men cook better than women. That's for d ones dat can cook oo...

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  22. IN THE SPIRIT OF ELIMINATING BOREDOM

    Do you know that if you add your age to your date of birth,you will get the current year you are in.

    Let say you add your age to your date of birth today or anytime this year,you will get 2017,weird right?
    Or not.

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    1. Do you know that if you minus your date of birth from 2017 you will get your age?

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  23. On average, men are better at growing beards.

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    1. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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    2. Women with beards are always wicked. 😂

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    3. 😂😂😂

      This just reminds me of a lady I saw yesterday.
      She had so much hair on her chest and she wore an exposing top baring it all.
      Mehnn, I was weak.
      The pretty face be looking like a lady, the chest be screaming I am a hairy man with boobs

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    1. You never jam woman wey sabi predict game be that.

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    2. Yes oo. My babe was gisting about a lady that won 16 million naira with just 2,000. Dem dey predict fire!

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  25. I think men have a better sleep than women.
    They also keep less grudges and malice than women.

    They fixed house appliances better than women.

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  26. They are good hair stylists too.

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  27. #Life happens, whether we stress about it or not*

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  28. They cut glasses faster more than women
    They do hard work or jobs more than women
    They bath fast more than women
    They eat fast more than women

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  29. Men can urinate in public better(way better)than women.

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  30. They can manage electrically system in the home more than women

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  31. They cut glasses faster more than women
    They do hard work or jobs more than women
    They bath fast more than women
    They eat fast more than women

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  32. More generous than women.

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  33. Men listen good more than women. Some how they believe that whatever they're going to say will be right there, by the time the woman is through... so they allow them to say it all.

    But it's a different case with the women, they keep coming in between the sentences of the man cause they think the words will fly out if they don't have their say. They may nod through out, but they ain't listening... they are just trying to allow the man have his his say (which fails most times) while trying to pile up more arguments.

    So men listen more than women. And they process things more logical than women

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  34. Eating Moor they eat too mush!

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