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Monday, 30 October 2017

Monday IHN

Hello Everyone!....Monday going OK?...........

Kisses!







ZAINAB IS MONDAY FACE OF IN HOUSE NEWS:


Stellacious darl, your girl was a year older yesterday (29th), pls squeeze my pic as one of the faces inside IHN. Thank you and stay blessed. Kisses to the true beevees and Side-eye to the monitoring spirits. 



Still remain beevee Cinnamon Apple



Happy belated birthday to you baby girl!



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VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION-PLEASE DO NOT IGNORE


Good day madam,

God bless you for the wonderful work you are doing.........

I need bv(s) view on this, what is the possibility of getting pregnant with PCOS.

Thanks in anticipation



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IN SEARCH OF ACCOMMODATION


I am about to get married and am in search of a 3 bedroom apartment at Surulere,Ilupeju or Gbagada area . My budget is N700k all encompassing. I will appreciate if I can be referred directly to the landlord as I do not have money for commission and agreement.

Please , I can be contacted on 08064896557 Thank you.



Will 700k not buy you a piece of land in Epe?just asking.Some of you should invest in buying lands and starting to build small small



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FOR SALE







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House Keeper  WANTED

Job Description : The person will be responsible in cleaning both the house and the office. 
Note: Both buildings are located inside the same Estate.
The person will also help the cook in washing plates and making the kitchen tidy. 

 Interested persons should please call Jumoke on 08033090149 or forward ‎their CVS to adenijiolujumoke2000@yahoo.com. 

The interview will take place this week..

Thanks.


You forgot to indicate the state nau





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Vacancy 
A male office assistant is needed in my office. Must be a Christian and Clean. 
Salary 20k. 
Location: Iyana Ipaja, Lagos.
Age Range: 18 - 30yrs. 
Minimum Qualification: SSCE, Computer Knowledge is an advantage. 
Text your Name, Age, Qualification, and Address to 07019410622 on or before 1th November , 10pm.



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HAPPY 7th WEDDING ANNIVERSARY TO BV FRUITILICIOUS





God bless you and yours my Boobae!
Babe scatter Shoki naaaaaa


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HAPPY BIRTHDAY BLOG VISITOR Nnamdi Nwokolo 




Happy Birthday Nnamdi..May today be everything you ever wished for....



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CONGRATS TO BV EKA JOY.
I know someone who has all the documents but has not been able to get Visa to travel to even the poorest EU state and BV Eka Joy has just gotten her second via to travel abroad despite not being as rich as the person i am referring to.......
When favour is upon you,nothing can dim your light.

I have suggested to Eka to buy the plastic baking things to sell to bvs who are into baking,they are really nice and are silicon and easier to manage.
If you are interested,please make your orders with her....




I use them as well and nothing sticks!

Please if you sell the red big shrimps that has been cleaned out and well packaged,please let me know so that Eka can buy some from you and post to me when she arrives her Boo'S Country of Residence soon.



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THE NAMES WIVES CALL THEIR HUSBANDS NOWADAYS ARE ACCORDING TO THE MONEY THE MAN GIVES HIS WIFE.



1. A wife who gets N200,000 or N500,000 calls her husband "THE OWNER OF MY HEAD" in whatever dialect.

2. A wife who gets N100,000 or N150,000 calls her husband "DADDY"

3. A wife who gets N50,000 down to N40,000 calls her husband "HONEY".

4. A wife who gets N20,000 down to N15,000 calls her husband "DARLING".

5. A wife who gets N10,000 down to N5,000 calls the husband by the first son's name like, "PAPA NNEKA".

6. A wife who gets N1,000 down to N500 calls her husband by his name, "UCHENNA".

6.A wife who gets N300 to N50 calls her husband, "WEY YOU"


Hahhahahahahaha my friend sent me this and i almost choked from laughing because i called someone ''Darling'' and the money range up there is his specialty.




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VACANCY -FINANCE MANAGER



Good day Stella,

My company still has vacany for finance manager. Kindly assist in reposting, I would like to give BVs an opportunity before taking it outside. I got a few cvs the last time but they didn’t fit my requirements so I couldn’t use them.

My company is a small construction company with office in Lekki phase one, Lagos and we are in urgent need for a Finance Manager.

Major responsibilities include but not limited to


1. General and daily book keeping

2. Project accounting

3. developing and managing financial systems/models

4. collating, preparing and interpreting reports, budgets, accounts, commentaries and financial statements

5. undertaking strategic analysis and assisting with strategic planning

6. managing budgets

7. carrying out business modelling and risk assessments




Criteria that must be met are

Chartered Accountant (ACCA/ACA)

7 - 10 years experience

Age 35-40 years

Could be either male or female

Salary range is between N220,000 - N280,000 (inclusive of tax and pension)




Kindly forward CVs to joanneakozor@gmail.com




Thank you.




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TRUE LIFE STORY -Is it right to Spare The Rod?



Well I have to give it to the 21st century parents who preach no hitting a child, but common! You and I both know we the 20th century kids got spanked, smashed and bashed a lot by our parents, I mean really really flogged, take me for example, in the kitchen after doing the dishes and I put a spoon in the place where forks are kept in the rack my Mum will give you two hot slaps to reset your brain, or she's having a conversation with her friend and they Crack a joke and you laugh more than her, you get a hot knock plus 3 slaps for laughing more than her.


Now, my Nephew is a handful, don't get me wrong, I'm a loving Uncle who loves to spoil his Nephews and Nieces silly. So my sister pleaded with me to take my nephew to Church(Morning Mass) and my nephew is that kinda kid that if you tell him 'Junior come here' he'd ask you 'why?' And you have to pet/bribe him, but then only his Mum knows how to handle him, so today he decided to take advantage of me, he started with his whims of wanting me to let him roam free, and I don't have strength going about looking for him besides, him coming with me has already put off the beautiful girl beside me who thinks he is my Son and I'm married, plus my nephew called me daddy which was the icing on the cake to steer clear. 



The Church Warden(Usher/Protocol) brought him to me saying 'Sir your Son,' and he was all Dusty, by now the elderly woman seating just by the opposite pew gave me this irresponsible father look, Mstcheeew, I dusted his clothe and sat him beside me then he demanded for Caprisone I gave him, before you know it, fiaaaam! It was finished, then he demanded for another and I gave him, this time I knew I'd suffer it, because a part of me knew his adrenaline will skyrocket, and I will have a lot on my plate, after a little while he demanded for another, mind you this was someone whom the Mum gave Bread and tea before we left the house oh, so instead I gave him water he threw it on the floor, usually the me of 1997 will slap the shit out of him, but this is 2017 if you spank a child in public you are tagged a bad parent, in fact you have to explain, like converse with the child to make him see reasons, so I told him Junior it's okay stop crying, by now the homily(Preaching) was already going on and he started to cry, if him crying is the issue, that's no big deal because left to me I'd carry him outside but while holding him, use style to pinch him since I can't hit him, but no oh, he started rolling on the floor, like a widow that just lost her husband. 


Mehn! I was gobsmacked, people were giving me the look of a failed parent and inside of me I was fuming but had a calm smile on the outside so I picked him up and was petting him, but no oh, he increased the cry to gear 4 and started saying I want my Mummy, long story short I ended up bribing him.
After Mass on our way home I bought him ice cream and he was at the back seat, with his seat belt well placed, as I started the car and drove out slowly from St. Albert, he opened his mouth and said I want ice cream, I said 'Junior but you already have one with you' he said 'no, that one' pointing at a similar one, it was then the anger I had bottled inside of me came in a rush, *the other me* didn't know when I gave him a back hand and another front hand and a better knock on his head, with a follow up slap and told him 'close your mouth, if I hear vheeeeeem', but the Original me told him 'Junior manage that one, when we get to Mr. Biggs I will buy you another ice cream.....


But then I wonder when it became odd to spare the rod, like, I admire 21st Century Parents your patience and understanding of children of this generation is pretty commendable.


By Dominic Rowland.




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187 comments:

Olori Orente said...

People say,find good people and leave bad ones but I say,find the good in people and ignore the bad in them.

Remember no one is perfect in this world.

Good afternoon lovelies,Mondays can be so fast.......

Rhoda Rex said...

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sylvia said...

So on 1st October i posted here about it bn my birthday and that sum1 hd gifted us some money as i also just had a baby + hubby been unable to secure a blue/white collar job for over 7yrs despite us bn legal residents.....and hubby had asked what i wanted as a gift and i said getting a job is my only birthday wish.....well today is 30th Oct and m here to share that hubby has bn offered a temp job to resume in a months time.
I am so happy and it my prayer that everyone here believing God for something positive be met at their point of needs

Anonymous said...

GD day all.am the first.please Stella post.cjike Teflon I love you

same girl said...

IHN...who got confused bout the timing?

Who came around by 1pm?

Em jay said...

Testing, testing 1, and 2, 🎀 🎀🎀🎀🎀, Shi Shi, ayam testing the new in-house timeπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.

Adadioramma said...

IHN Nno. So many stories up there. Not in a quest for 1st position anyway. RIP Papa.

Dietitian Nezz! said...

Most men are too lazy to hunt that's why they end up being gold diggers

Kay Bee said...

I call Hubby Papi when i want to be mischievous. Thanks @TGW for that papi gist. We v not stopped laughing about it.

Jane's Sparkles boutique said...

Happy birthday pretty face of IHN, i love your dress.... Congrats to Eka Joy. Have a blessed day fellow B.V's remember to work smart not just working hard❤❤❤❤

Olori Orente said...

Happy wedding Anniversary fruitilicious

Congratulations Eka Joy,you are one lucky babe

Lady STAINLESS said...

Greetings house.

Please... does bronze tone fade milk lotion bleach?

Is there the one for chocolate coloured people?

Someone recommend it to me but not sure if I can use it.

Thanks in advance.

miss Aboki the great said...

Why is IHN sitting between the Kardashian sisters post and the wedding souvenoir post? abi is it my phone?

Thanks @Cynthia Iyede. One Love!

danny fisiye said...

woto woto




#GOAT™

DoppelgΓ€nger said...

Congratulations Eka Joy.
I had ijebu garri and groundnuts for breakfast courtesy my colleague whose birthday was on Friday. Very creative, lol.

Elastic said...

Happy belated birthday to my first love, you know I miss all the things we shared. God bless your new age and make you a fountain of success. Que sera sera!


On the flip side, Please can someone suggest a porn site to me?.....because I want to go and preach there so that they will repent.



DontQuoteMe™

SWEETIE said...

Happy wedding anniversary BV FRUITILICIOUS,many more years together

Cinnamon Apple said...

I see me yay.. Thanks Stells. HWA Fruitilicious

FluffyCake 07056157039 said...

Just because someone says HURTFUL things to you doesn't mean it is true....DON'T ALLOW someone else to determine your WORTH or to DEFINE YOU. ....Abusive people are always CRITICAL and say HURTFUL THINGS to try and drag you down to their level...They are always looking for a way to get a reaction out of you.....In my Life I have dealt with lots of people who choose to live their life reaping Hatred, Judgements and Insults on one another.......Remember, the things they say to you, SPEAKS a lot more of THEM , then it does YOU. Let their TRUE COLORS and CHARACTER show.....As long as you LOVE YOURSELF, who cares what they say of think.

Nadine said...

Hi Babe...wishing you a blessed week ahead. Hugs!!

SWEETIE said...

Happy birthday Mr Nnamdi, age in gracefully

Anonymous said...

Please slap the sh#t out of him. Lol

Baby bunny said...

Ihn is here. Yaaay!

St.FranKooL.... said...

#That awkward moment when you think the perfume's hole is on the opposite side, and you accidentally spray it straight into your eyes 😁

Blackberry said...

Spank his bum bum, n don't over indulge him, let him learn to be content.

President D'Royalty (Stella's Original Blog Bff) said...

Fruitilicious my Akwa/Cross sister, congrats to you and your hubby. May your marriage continue to stand the test of time. Abasi adiong fi.

Your girls are all grown now, I have stolen that their beautiful hairstyles on your IG, I will make them for my girl. Beautiful yellow girls, God bless them.

Blackberry said...

Bv with pcos, yes you can, u can take metformin to give u good ova abi ovum.

BIPOLAR ME said...

I don't have kids yet but I can assure you that i will spank them.

So many unruly, disrespectful kids all over. I look at my colleague's kid who is about 15 now and I just wonder if anything could ever get better.

She once walked up to a male colleague and pinched him, while saying he has hairy ear like a rabbit. They didn't have a playful interaction prior that.

Dominic, your nephew is used to having his way all the time and I fear that your sister/brother is fast breeding a greedy child. He should know where not to throw tantrums and know one should comport in church...depending on his age too though.

Olori Orente said...

Really, I came first today?
Nice one

Sultry Onyx said...

Hey people.
Wish me luck in my............( can't say it yet, don't want to be jinxed). Just wish me luck

Lady STAINLESS said...

Stella... The thing tire me ohh.

I keep wondering how and why people will pay rent of hundreds to thousands of naira house rent instead of using the money to buy even if it's a half plot of land nd put up even a one bedroom flat for the time being.

It annoys me seeing people living in rented houses buying car(s).

My policy is own a house b4 a car.

And have your own house b4 marrying for the guys.

Some people just need to sit-up and think we'll...ahhh!

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Anon looking for accommodation, dont worry you will get. N700k for 3 bedroom in surulere is visible, so no shakings for you.

Stella where can someone see a land for N700k in this Nigeria except it is in the village near the stream where people no dey too come there hahahaha.

Eka congrats ooo. Enjoy your stay.

Stella does it mean it will be 2.00 p.m. henceforth or we will still go back to 1.00 p.m.

The job posting is it N200,000 monthly or what? anyway goodluck to those that need it. It is for smart people no be for dumb people, shey una get.

Congrats fruitilicious and happy anniversary. Cinnamon apple is a beauty eieio. abeg enjoy jare.

Those that needs goodness, may goodness fall on you all Amen

IsaacBABA (N1300 for 2GB, N1800 for 3GB..call 08066929956 for more info) said...

Happy wedding anniversary bv fruitilicious.... Also congrats to you eka joy on your trip


When you fail to plan... Then you are planning to fail already

Eka Joy said...

Stella, I will gladly carry anything for you.

Good afternoon guys.

Ed said...

Still in bed....and gonna be in bed all dayπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺπŸ˜ͺ

Kele Bobo said...

Amen and congratulations to your hubby

Cinnamon Apple said...

Amen! Congrats to hubby

BIPOLAR ME said...

By the way it has been proven that the best years to instill moral/discipline is between the ages of 1 and 7 years. Unfortunately, that's the age we usually say "they are kids, they don't know what they are doing...." and we let them get away with been greedy, throwing tantrums and having their way ALL the time.

Slowly, they become rude, greedy, disrespectful adults.

If you ever want to grow your kids without having to smack them then they had better learn obedience to you between the ages of 1-3 years....

Smacking doesn't mean leaving lifelong scars or till they faint....but don't say "I will beat you" when you know you won't. You are slowly becoming a liar and a coward in front of your kid and he/she slowly learns disobedience that brings no repercussion.

God help me and all parents to train these kids right.

Nadine said...

Chartered accountant with 7-10years working experience for a salary of max 280k? That's gross exploitation

Anonymous said...

Finance Manager in the small construction company and Male Office Assistant in Iyana ipaja, how many times will you people employ within two months?
You both have posted these vacancies here less than two month ago, you must be doing something wrong for your employees to be leaving shortly after being employed. Change your ways.

Eleganza said...

lolz! bv Dominic ur nephew's own no reach my friend's son own, infact if you dont hold urself u will beat hell out of him but people will be seeing you as a wicked type if u dare complain.


congrats Eka Joy, is not easy but who no go no go know.

Welcome to my World said...

Bv Rowland.... I don't buy the idea of not beating a child. Spare the rod and spoil the child. If a child is being naughty smack him on the leg but not beating him to the extent of causing injury.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Congrats Eka joy. More of God's blessing

saltish said...

What a nice write up Dominic, I spank my sons when they misbehave,but I always give them a long rope b4 I do
Congratulation Eka, I hope he puts a ring on it.

Rowland Dominic said...

πŸ˜†πŸ˜†... Emily Jay I also got confused. Lol... How are you Pastoress. Lol

same girl said...

Hey Nadine. I thought of you on Saturday. My friend was invited for a 1year old birthday in Abuja and kept asking I come with her. She said the moms name was Nadine.... I t made me remembered you and evem.tho I ddnt go, I kept thinking, what if it was you..... Have a great week yourself.... Kisses!

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Ed u dey enjoy

Lipstick said...

IHN Baby!!!!

Happy Wedding Anniversary Fruity

Happy Birthday Nnamdi

Congratulations Eka

4 Bedroom Duplex with "sweeming pool",Stella tell me this is a Joke.

This one na end time swimming pool ohhhh, Arepo of all places. Looooool

My Lovelies, I heart you all as usual.


Welcome to my World said...

Beautiful cinnamon ,happy wedding anniversary to the lady celebrating

Anonymous said...

Stella what about that your friend that was always looking for a driver of 30k in Surulere, Sanya, Ijesha and environs? Kikikikik
Have stopped posting her vacancy or she grew tired of bringing it here?
Kikikikikik. she started with 25k, then increased it to 30k. Every month, she must advertise for a driver. Hahahahahhahah

Elastic said...

This is me wishing you luck in your.....


DontQuoteMe™

Rowland Dominic said...

You are beautiful. Happy Belated Birthday.

Lady STAINLESS said...

If you spare the rod you spoil the child!
I still stand with that.

So children you come across these days are just so disgusting simply because they don't beat them.

I hate disrespectful and disobedient children with all passion and that's it.

Me that don't have patience at all.

Elastic said...

Really? Have your own house before getting married? Lols.. Okay, noted. I need a lady builder.


DontQuoteMe™

Lipstick said...

Best of Luck then

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Congrats Lea,Eka
Abeg who knows about this IELTs test,give me a hint biko

Rowland Dominic said...

I didn't expect less from you Dear Blackberry. Lol.... Well I should consider that if only I can summon the stugots to hit him next time. Lol

Bubul said...

In house news is bae regardless of the timing .

Anonymous said...

Yori u are so dumb, I'm sure u work as a cleaner cos even an office assistant would not be so dumb. Saw ur comment on SP saying the time zone affected your time in Aguda, Surulere, Lagos, Nigeria. Now u re here asking about the ihn time again. Mumu raised to power 1000

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Hahahahahah

Elastic said...

Yea you like bed.. I remember your first visit, we did a lot of things in bed.


DontQuoteMe™

same girl said...

Cingrats Fruitilicious... Wish you many many more fabulous years together...


Congrats Eka Joy, can I enter your bag?





I will love my kids oh, well well sef but I cant promise I wont spank them small small. I was spanked bt that ddnt make me maltreated...
I just pray for easy kids tho cos......


I know a little biy to, such a cute,intelligent child but his dad's biggest fear (regret) is the child being so spoilt. He can walk in the midst of visitors without greeting and change the channel of the TV. Nothing will make him change it back.


No manual for parenting. I just peay God helps

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hi lipstick

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

πŸ‘.

Elastic said...

It shall be permanent!


DontQuoteMe™

LUCILE COCONUT OIL, CARROT OIL AND BLACK SOAP ABUJA 07059605320 Pin- 2BC6235E said...

Onyi nwannem.Good luck

Rowland Dominic said...

Bipolar. You should see his Mum work her magic on him.... She spares no rod. But then as I said he took good advantage of me and he did it well. 😁

Diidii said...

Asin!!! That's what i was just thinking while reading that story. Kai!

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

I shout a big AMEN, congrats to your hubby.

CHI EXOTIC said...

Babe,I'm rooting for you
Secure that ring before you return o.

Anonymous said...

I tell you, they advertised here last month or so. I'm sure the person they got left after one month. Maybe they over-used the person. You know these small one-man business will use you times10 of your salary.

Omeh said...

I get your point but we cannot dictate to people how to live their lives u know!

Rowland Dominic said...

Onyx... Success in whatever you want you are about to do.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hi droyalty

Congrats fruitilicious

Gorgeously Human said...

Stella, I love that line...'when favour is upon you, nothing can dim your light'. Absolutely Nothing! I can testify! Congrat Eka.

Fruitilicious, the laughter up there was so pure and deep, felt like I could 'touch' it. May God's love and peace continue to saturate your hearts and home.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Happy belated birthday, age gracefully.

Nadine said...

πŸ‘

STARRY LARRY said...

Amen, congratulations dear




*Larry was here*

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

Amen, happy wedding anniversary Fruitilicious.

Anonymous said...

Hello has anyone here received an offer for a job and renegotiated for a higher figure? How did you do it? What did you say? I have to respond via email and not sure how to craft the words so I don't come off as being too money concious. I saw some samples online but not sure they will work in a Nigerian setting. How do I negotiate a first offer?
Useful insight will be appreciated. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Please, for the post of a house keeper the location is Lagos( Ikeja)Thanks.

JOSTIFIED MOM said...

πŸ‘.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Best of luck

Rowland Dominic said...

Happened to me this morning. Was about to spray perfume and fiaaaam. Nepa took light, didn't know where the hole was so I went on a spraying spree only to spray my eye. Lol.

Ed said...

😚😚😚😚😚😚😚@Simi

😁😁😁😁😁😁@Elastic,kpachara Anya gi o.....

Ed said...

Lippie yoπŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

Rowland Dominic said...

😁😁😁..... πŸ‘

Love.Eating.Pussy said...

Hello People, been a when I came here

Bv Dominic to be honest the kids of nowadays are very very spoilt and they understand how to emotionally torment an adult if you let them.

Basically you nephew has grown to understand that as long as the adult is not his mom he can get away with anything and that is what he did to you.
You got played mister πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

BV lady bug how have you been

Bv's looking up to God for their own babies, stay strong he is still in the business of doing miracles

Everyother BV it's good to be back here.


LEPπŸ˜›

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

The world's strongest beer is called Snake Venom. It has 68% alcohol in volume and it's stronger than Whiskey.

Ed said...

Congratulations dearie,I want to b like you wen I grow upπŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Congrats to your hubs

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Hian!
Dominic Rowland me I dey spank oh! I dey spank well well. Who has time for 21st century rubbish? My children know nau. As I dey show them love, if they take it for granted I spank. I no fit spank stranger own but my own for house, spanking on the go. The older ones are so well behaved and teach their smaller cousins the proper way to avoid spanking, when they're all around. Only reason I don't really wish to live abroad us because honestly I can't imagine not ever spanking my kids. At least until they turn 10, and have been moulded to an extent. I carry you go church? You play outside? Service don end for you be that. Spanking then no TV for one week

Hiii @lady port I saw your SP comment. Ever heard of Midi-life crisis? MIDI not MID. Is it the same thing? Cos that occurs to people in their 20s and maybe early 30s. Especially over-achievers. So the way we are going very soon we will have early life crisis from under 10s. Quarter-life, Midi-life, mid-life.... isokay πŸ‘Œ

On another note, my ugebe is the bestest blog boo in the world 😍😍 Infact he knew just how to make my monday. I was kinda confused when I heard a near-by Chinese restaurant came to do delivery for me. Only to see that it's chike.
Chike chike chike 😣I don't even know what to say. You're just an amazing friends honestly. I don't even know what to say 😭😒😭😒😭 God bless you my darling. Billions fall on you, good meausre, pressed down shaking together and.... infact a hurricane irma of billions must fall on you πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

HWA bv Fruitilicious, may you grow old on one bed.
Congrats Eka joy. More blessings I wish you.

ORIAKU said...

Congrats, my birthday is also coming up and my only birthday wish this year is to be gainfully employed.

Rowland Dominic said...

Well noted WTMW. Useful incase of next time. That's if I eventually summon that courage to hit children.

Rowland Dominic said...

Thanks Saltish. What a Name 'Saltish' lol. God continue to bless you and your children.

Sultry Onyx said...

Feasible. And you're welcome

Anonymous said...

Hello my good people of SDK yard.madam Stella I love u scatter.
Cinnamon fine lady..u rock.
Bloglord I've never said this but I have to say it now...I LOVE U! ur maturity is on another level. I hope others will emulate it.
I pray our today ends in praise.

Anonymous said...

Must ovarian cyst be operated to be able to concieve

Anonymous said...

OK, thanks...
I was placed on metformin for two months after which the doctor asked me to take bromocriptine for a month

Bee10(mummytwins) said...

Best of luck

jelly said...

Happy birthday to Zainab and Nnamdi may your days be long on earth.
Happy wedding Anniversary fruity. Ihn bea 😘😘

Estate Agent 07037376336 said...

Yori yori there are genuine lands of 700k in Ikorodu, not swampy area, dry land. You can contact me if interested.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Happy anniversary BV fruitilicious πŸ’–

All of you employing people and robbing them, diaris God oh. See salary? See JD??! Na wa! Anyway I blame recession.

That's how someone buzzed me on saturday that there's an opening in so and so company. That I should refer. I asked him salary, he said let's talk about skill. I said yes skill is important, but i need to know remuneration range. He started talking left and right. The way i warned him never to buzz me with that type of useless message again ehn. Demand arm and leg, pay shikini.

Estate Agent 07037376336 said...

It's very possible lippi. The person may have an urgent need for money.
I have a 4bedroom Duplex here in ikorodu too for 16million naira

Estate Agent 07037376336 said...

Hello Xoxo mystery
How are you? I sent you a mail since. Pls check and revert

Nadine said...

Lol SG...

Oh dear, it wasn't me. But it sure feels good to know I was on your mind. Much love!

Chike TEFLON said...

Lol.
My manchi onye nkuzi.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Ok Estate Agent

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Congrats to your hubby

Chike TEFLON said...

Cinnamon Apple you are beautiful.
Happy belated birthday. May God bless your new age.

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

hahahahaha Chikito you are really enjoying oooo. No deceive my bros ooo, i will buy him and his groom suits when una agree to say I DO.

Chike TEFLON said...

Good luck in your...... Nwanne mmadu.

Eka Joy said...

Ha! Chi! You ppl should not make me unnecessarily desperate oh. It will happen when it will

Cutiebee said...

Happy wedding anniversary Fruitilicious. Happy belated birthday Cinnamon Apple. Happy birthday Mr Nnamdi Nwokolo. Many more years to you.

Anonymous said...

So cinnamon u are birthday mates with my personal person.. Kai for this I love u...u are now my blog boobea.cos that person means a whole lot to me.Happy birthday to u both.
bv fruitilicious happy wedding anniversary.
Eka joy congrats..pray this makes u "JOY" and remove pepper body always.

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Hello chikitoπŸ‘‹. How's your day going?
Chike u be koret personπŸ‘

Chike TEFLON said...

May his soul RIP.

Ifeyinwa Austin said...

Amen...congrats to you guys!!

Adadioramma said...

Uncle Dominic you are a potential father. Haba, that your nephew can disturb more than my son. You have to buy another Ice cream o, for letting you practice with him.
Happy birthday Nnamdi, God bless you richly.
HWA Bv Fruitilicious, may your joy be permanent.

Zinny Chocolate said...

Congratulations babe.

Cinnamon Apple said...

Congrats Eka

Lipstick said...

Chike is really living up to his name as the Teflon Don.

Pepperoni, your competition will increase with this announcement. Loooooooooooooool

Oluwadarasimi™ said...

Happy belated birthday

Anonymous said...

The 2 kids you talked about all d time are ur kids, true true. Wehdone Ma, sweet chiki mum.

Chike TEFLON said...

Amen. Bless you too.
Ugegbe m you are My Charming Queen and you deserve the best. My money, My body na your own. 😘😘

Chike TEFLON said...

Happy wedding anniversary BV FRUITILICIOUS. May God continue to bless your marriage.

Anonymous said...

So I'm thinking of setting up a creche. Does anyone know how much it costs to set up a creche in Lagos? Just a ballpark figure so I know what I'm working with.

Blackberry said...

Some cysts dissolve on their own, few table spoons of tumeric in water can help, if I remember correctly, google it.
Bromocriptine is for prolactin issues, again M2tone , with pcos and myo-inositol too, I can google them.

Lady Port (The Portress) said...

Chikito they are not the same. Midi-life crisis occurs to people who have just turned 30, that pressure that comes with turning 30. Quarter-life crisis occurs to those from 20 up to late twenties.

Leftie said...

HBD love

Ed said...

😁😁😁😁😁😁

Ed said...

Happy birthday to the celebrants...
Happy wedding anniversary to BV Fruitilicous...more wine to your marriageπŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™πŸ˜™

Blackberry said...

U need a place to stay before saving up n buying a land, besides if u have money to buy land, don't buy a land where robbers will plague u daily, anyone that can pay 700k rent can easily get a choice land when they are ready.

Eka Joy said...

Double rada, if u want to congratulate, do so, don't come and add yeye Jara to it

Eka Joy said...

Thanks all. I appreciate

KAYAN MATA AND BURAN TASHI EMPIRE ** WhatsApp 08032648192 said...

@ the sign out meme, but if you don't hustle, how would you eat?

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

@oluwadarasimi I'm fine oh. How far?

@lipstickalley I know πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ @competition but I'm not scared 😎

Golden said...

With God getting pregnant even with PCOS is possible.Just have faith, it is well.

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

Deceive ke? No oh. I dey kamkpe 😎 chill...

Sally jayd said...

Chikito, I live abroad and spank my kids. I always tell them that if they tell their teacher, they will be taken away to a home where they will be given only bread no real food and they won’t see mummy and Daddy again and it works.
Children can be quite naughty sometimes. It’s embarrassing when they misbehavie in public.

BettyO said...

Amen...congratulations to you guys.

Em jay said...

Congrats Eka, do t forget to bring the gist.

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

*Face of IHN- Beautiful CinnamonπŸ˜—

*Happy birthday to you Mr Nnamdi. Have a prosperous lifeπŸ‘

*Happy wedding anniversary Fruitilicious. More joy, more laughter, peace and love in your home😘😘❤

*Congrats Eka. Some people really do find it difficult obtaining a visa.
So πŸ‘. Have fun, enjoy your trip.

*Rowland, Hmmnnn...you see my son ehnn? He is 10 boys in 1. Very energetic and throws tantrums that leaves me drained. But you see bros, i now have one small cane his size.
Once I go, "will you stop that!" Get away from there" e no hear, I repeat myself again, and he is still 'largesting' in his naughtiness, I wipe him πŸ˜’.

I am not a party to spare the rod.
I invite the rod when necessary and then console and tell you the reason I spanked you a while later.
So dude, you did well spanking.

Too many unruly kids these days all cos everybody wanna go the no-spanking route. Some kids not just de hear word. If you like talk from now till next year. They need re-setting lash.

So again RowlandπŸ‘

Chikito The Professional Fire for Fire a.k.a Ugegbe Chike Teflon said...

@sally ewwwoooo. You're trying oh. I hate badly behaved children in public. Jeez.... that shit annoys me. My children are saints in public, even my naughty 3-year old niece pretends in public ehn. My friends would be asking me were the drama queen is. She go just sidon quiet, dey blink eyes. Make you look like you were lying about her when you told them you were coming with a handful of drama.
It's better. At least we go dey display for inside house.

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thank you

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thank you ex bae

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thanks guys

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thanks yori princess

Rowland Dominic said...

LEP.... Exactly what Happened. 😁

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thanks and happy belated birthday to your personal person

Cinnamon Apple said...

Thanks

Cinnamon Apple said...

😍😍

Anonymous said...

for the lady with PCOS, now i'm a strong believer in miracles and faith, and know that with God all things are posible. Now as a medical personnel, i also know that the chances of conception with PCOS is extremely slim, but of course this is a medical condition that can be treated, and after which conception is very possible.

SheriKoko said...

Yh. I have a friend who got pregnant Ds yr after being diagnosed with pcos last yr. She said she was placed on contraceptives to make her period regular.

SheriKoko said...

Am wondering if Stella expectsome her to go squat under bridge wt her family while building d house.... land of 700k. Will she be able to go to work daily from there? Security nko

Anonymous said...

For all ladies trying for a child both certified OK and PCOS ones Google cod liver oil and see how it will help you. It is rich in Omega 3. Baby dust to you all.

Most precious stone said...

I spank well depending on where and why.

Eka congrats

Mr Nnamdi hbd many more years
C. Apple hbd you look good

Anonymous said...

My sister I bin wan talk but those that like pricing themselves like groundnut here will start walking under my comment.
Remember that this is between 220k and 280k. By the time they remove tax, pension etc what is left? I can understand 3-4 years experience but 7-10 years.???? Kon still knack big title join am with peanut salary. How much do entry level staff in corporate organization's earn? Anyway half bread is better than none o. Please, a bird in hand is worth more than the one you see in the bush.

Anonymous said...

Help me to ask.

Chike TEFLON said...

BLOGLORD the real MVBM I clear road for you nne m πŸ™ŒπŸ™Œ

Graced Momma said...

Exactly! Today's IHN confused me I just gave up.I refreshed countless times, cleared cache etc, for where.
Thought my browser or phone was having issues πŸ˜’

BLOGLORD (MVBM) said...

Odogwu Nwoke
Nwanna International
Nwoke oma
Mr Firmous himself
The real Teflon
Super Romantic and faithful lover and sweetheart of Chiki
I see you bro. Nwanna, I sight youπŸ˜„πŸ˜ŠπŸ™‹πŸ™ŒπŸ™ŒπŸ˜πŸ‘

Anonymous said...

Poverty mentality, don't drive if you don't own a house. So that means people shouldn't get married then and per chance they do , load the kids on okada or keke marwa.

I don't know why people keep thinking owning a car is luxury.

Anonymous said...

Happy birthday to the celebrants. Congrats Eka and to all readers and commenters have a blissful week.

Anonymous said...

Hbd to the celebrants
Good day everyone
Pls concerning the job post
Can someone aged 32 and ICAN in view apply?
Hoping to get a reply, thanks

MERCY E. U said...

congrats, i rmbr the story

Firstlady blessing said...

Congrats dear

Firstlady blessing said...

Hahahaha

Firstlady blessing said...

Congrats dear

Anonymous said...

Amen. Thank God for what he has done and still going to do in our lives. To the lady with pcos, u can get pregnant with it. My own was even worst. I am pregnant with it now. In my 34 weeks. Glory be to God almighty.

Ope said...

I gotten married in April 2016, around August I discovered I was having PCOS and I went to meet a doctor (gyn) at luth.
By October, I was pregnant with twins.so my sister go to luth, they hav good doctors. N if you want the name of the doctor, I can giv u.opeyemi

Yori Yori Princess Loveme Jeje said...

Anon 17:24 why dont you apply first. Nothing wrong in trying. It is well

Joyoba said...

You don't need to beat a child to correct the child.. there are better ways to deal with them. My nieces and nephews knows it's best to behave around me.. Trust me.

Anonymous said...

Ehrr erh I see why the mother of my baby girl dey call me Daddy daddy, I thought it was bcos of the age o. #50/27.

Cinnamon Apple said...

😍

Rowland Dominic said...

Hey Blog lord. Mehn funny thing is he isn't usually like that, I don't know if his Mum laced his tea that morning with a drop of naughty but he over did it. And I for one I am not the type to spank a child.
Hailing Blog Lord. I heart You cheers.

Anonymous said...

A car is no luxury. Not when you have work and kids and need to get around...by do people think a car is luxurious living?

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy belated birthday @ Cinnamon Apple.
May God bless your new age..πŸŽ‚πŸŽ‚

Stella maris Baby said...

Congrats at Eka joy
Enjoy.

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy belated birthday @ Cinnamon Apple
AgeπŸŽ‚ gracefully

Happy birthday @ Nnamdi nwokolo
May God bless your new ageπŸŽ‚..

Happy wedding anniversary @ Fruity.
God's blessings All the way
Lovely smiles from you


Congrats @ Eka
Enjoy.

Stella maris Baby said...

Happy belated birthday @ Cinnamon Apple
AgeπŸŽ‚ gracefully

Happy birthday @ Nnamdi nwokolo
May God bless your new ageπŸŽ‚..

Happy wedding anniversary @ Fruity.
God's blessings All the way
Lovely smiles from you


Congrats @ Eka
Enjoy.

Uju Ekene Okeke said...

Pls what is PCOS?

The General's Wife said...

Hahahahhahahahaha

Kay Bee nice to know I made u laughπŸ˜‚
Kai!I am laughing now but Can't even remember which of the gist right nowπŸ˜‚

The General's Wife said...

HHHhhhhaaahahahaha

Rowland u be cracking me up this morning 🀣🀣🀣

Was scrolling down to tell u "Thank u for making my day very laughter-filled"πŸ˜‚
You are a good narrator and I totally loved it storyπŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ˜‚
And yes u did well dear. Don't fret it! The little darling was becoming a little bit unruly and hey! It's all good. Come around with more stories of him and ur niecesπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

And the girl? Did u make sure to flash ur ring finger so she will see?πŸ˜‚Next time just use style and say to whichever chick u wanna set her thinking straight "Junior,when we get home,I wil report to ur mom and Dad that u were naughty.
Hahahahhahaha that way she wee know u are still a boyoyo o🀣

Good morning bro!

mimi iwems said...

Not all kids are the Sam e

Anonymous said...

I was like this until I had kids. But now some battles are just not worth it. I beat my kids though.

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