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Monday, January 22, 2018

Boredom Eliminating Post....

Hmmmmm....



They assume that we are flawless when it comes to speaking and writing English...

80 comments:

  1. Business Administration! That we are not always business inclined.

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  2. Ehe, all the girls; including runs ones go soon don read "law, Medicine, engineering, etc."
    Na whom come read all those;
    'Yoruba, Igbo, jumpology, archeology, runseology, Akwunakwuology, Ashewology,
    Those kinds wey go dey hostel for dunkey's years. You go finish 5 year course, dem go still dey second year?

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    1. @Dietitian
      Where the judging here? Is it ghosts that write all those "anonymous night posts?" Don't you write anonymous night posts?

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  3. Assume that professors should speak 'big' grammar

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  4. The main misconception at school is that people don't know about "the runs course"
    the classroom na HOsTEL
    The lab na instagram
    The pen na iphone X or any latest one
    The duration na "as long as University dey open"

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  5. I agree with you stella,i read English and literature so people think I should know all the English in the world me wen like pidgin die only if dem know say na d literature part na him Dey sweet me.

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  6. You must be so good in mathemtics.

    Me ': iffa hear!

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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  7. What did you study? Science laboratory technology

    "What are you doing in a bank, you should be working in a hospital"

    😱😱😱😱

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    1. Science dey bank?
      Lab dey for bank?
      No be for hospital lab dey?
      Wetin you come dey do for bank?
      Them go just paint una with make up line una up for roads make you go beg money.
      And na only tall fair ladies them go dey employ.
      If you talk say them dey use them do runs, na you sabi.

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  8. What dju study?

    Me; mathematical science

    Ehhhhh, mathematics ke, you be efiiwe oooo.. Maths. You go sabi book die

    Me; πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ shey kosi... Shey owaa alright.

    Mtcheew

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  9. Apart from the general assumption that all lawyers are liars, as a female lawyer there are other things you go through. I can't honestly share my view without people having this notion that you're 'showing yourself'. When you politely disagree with a thought or an idea, then it's a problem. It's worse when there are men there. I guess they feel emasculated. Have a little quarrel with a guy you're dating and he's like 'I was warned about lawyers o'. Anyway I haven't been discouraged from saying my mind.

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    1. Hmmmm my dear I'm a lawyer so I can relate,one yeye guy asked me one day, heard women lawyers are not always respectful I just pretended like he was not talking to me cos actually I don't answer nonsense questions.

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  10. What did you study?

    Me: English and literary studies.

    You :ohhhh! I should watch my tenses then.

    Me : Not at all, simple English I cannot spoke.

    Na packaging we dey ooo

    #Wide grin#

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    1. All these grammatical somersault wey you carry dey shoot us for this blog, so you jack English abi na pidgin?

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  11. What did you study.
    Me: Industrial Chemistry
    Them: so you make drugs Abi?
    Me: the closet I have been to learning about drugs was in my organic chemistry class, so No!!Idont make drugs.

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  12. They say we're nasty whereas we're the most compassionate people on earth.

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    1. Yimu. Afi compassionate Nurses.

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    2. Nurse Eliza... endangering the lives of her patients since 1880s

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  13. That I know how to shoot a gun... Lol







    #justjokingoh

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  14. All those who study economics are stingy, now add Ijebu as my place i came from. Covers face*. Na when i comot Uni i realise the damage. Shet!!!

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  15. I know a certain lawyer, male. This guy can lie eh, the father of cheating husbands, he ll readily deny his parents and wife to achieve his aim. I pity his wife. He lies so comfortably that i am sure he ll pass a lie detector test effortlessly, he even lies unnecessarily but i know know some honest lawyers though. This one is just a chronic pathological liar, i once told him that the chemotherapy needed to cure his cancerous lying cells never come out. Lol nevertheless he is a great lawyerπŸ˜€πŸ™Œ

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  16. They assume we only "manage estates" or "buy and sell" lands. But we're more than that. Guess it's due to the fact that the profession (Estate Management & Valuation) has been infiltrated by quacks.

    We carry out valuation for all purposes,
    Facilities management & appraisal
    Plant & machinery appraisal
    Property investment consultations
    Project management & financial analysis
    Agency & more...

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  17. Physiotherapists are massagers or bone setters. Such ignorance!

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    1. Wetin una dey do before,
      no be to set and massage; all kinds of massage; even b**bs massaging all na massage.

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    2. So na operation una dey do?

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  18. What do you do? I work in a bank, i am a banker. I his/ her mind, " all these bank ashawos" mscheww. God help you if you're a lady and the misconception is worse if you're in the marketing dept. I have seen cases where prospective parents in law vehemently refused allowing their son marry a bank marketer. Smh. Yes, there are bad eggs but the good ones are there too.πŸ˜‹

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  19. That I suppose know why computers have headache and provide reasons why they should misbehave



    ...TAG A FRIEND,COMMENT&PRAY 4 SDKBLOG...

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  20. I said it!
    All the girls don read law for this blog today.
    Strategic marketing or marketing strategies?

    Even the ones wey dey bomb us with English tenses
    don study "English and literary studies?"

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  21. I'm an accountant.

    "You must really like money" or "You must be very stingy".

    Really?

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  22. For a less than 32 years old man with three degrees, two Masters and a recently obtained Doctorate in Clinical Psychology, most people think I am crazy.

    They aren't farther from the truth but 'truth' is a relatively divisive word; a larger number of us won't know what the actual universal designed idea of truth is if it stood before us in its Adamic nature.

    Then again, 'truth' is dependent on personal interpretation...know your truth.

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    1. Are you sure you aren't crazy, you made no sense up there

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    2. They may be right...

      You were over inclusive in your submission and at the end you derailed...

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  23. T:What did you study
    M:Yoruba
    T:Hmmm really(meaning simple or not too good course,sometimes I don't understand the hmm)
    M:what?
    T:Nothing

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  24. What did you study?
    Me: Human Nuutrition and Dietetics
    You mean food and nutrition? You must know how to cook then... *rolls eyes

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    1. "Nuutrition?" (sic)
      Wao! SDK blog visitors no go kii me.
      Which kin course be that?
      Okay, the one wey una dey submit breasts for "suchiing" (sic) to provide NUTRITION for una lecturers and aristos?

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  25. #If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing*

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  26. People believe everyone that read Accounting and is an Accountant should be working in a bank!!! Hmmm....say wetin??

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  27. You must know every every ( NEWS and current affairs, English too). Even the school didn't help matters, they made us take elective from almost all faculties till final year.

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  28. Estate management.. U all are just caretakers...πŸ˜‚

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    1. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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    2. Yes, are they not caretaker? .. πŸ˜‚


      DON™

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    3. I wonder how persin go go read caretaker; no be to collect moni call police and evict?

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    4. Best comment... You all are just caretakers ..that got me

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  29. Im studying dentistry so many people assume the only thing done in dentistry is extraction of teeth.. nothing more than that. So annoying. 😐😐

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    1. The only other thing dentists do in Naija apart from tooth extraction is causing pain!

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    2. Before nko, una dey brush teeth?

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    3. Wetin again be dentist work?

      DON™

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  30. Me: Mass communication!!!

    Them:No wonder u talk to much...
    Me: mstcheeew..

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    1. So why do you talk too much?

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  32. Me :I'm a teacher

    Them :Really? You don't act like one. You are too materialistic, you shouldn't be overly concerned about money na, it's a humanitarian service. Your reward dey heaven.

    Me:Shuuuuuuuuuuuu?

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    1. So why you come dey materialistic na?
      Make una carry una hand dey open una shanshi for this post.

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  33. what did you study?
    Me: Theatre Art
    So you can dance very well
    Me: Errrrrrrrrr if you say so.

    Job Interview
    What did you study?
    Me: Theatre Art
    So you want to be an actress why did you apply here
    Me: (internal monologue) I need money
    Me: (smiles at the interviewer) I love office work.

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  34. Enter your comment...What did you study?
    Me... Economics
    You must be a Miser.

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  35. Person - what did you study
    Me - psychology
    Person - ha then you will know how to read my mind
    Me - bros i said psychology not telepathy 😏😏😏

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    1. Wetin the persin mean be say you read Oyinbo winchi

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    2. Una no go kill person for this blog πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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  36. Doctors don't fall sick, smh

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    1. You mean native doctors?

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  37. Them: What did you study?
    Me: Theatre and Film studies
    Them: Why are you not acting 'feem'?
    Me: Not again Lord!

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  38. Person:What do you study?
    Me:Environmental health technology
    Person:'Wole wole' meaning you are just specialized in checking houses, especially toilets
    Me:yes, my concern is for your houses, environments and the society as whole to be cleaned to prevent diseases, promote health and improve the aesthetic of the environment

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  39. I studied Building.
    Them; oh so you can draw a building
    Me; yes but I am not an architect.
    Them; so what do you do?
    Me; I supervise the construction, design structural drawings that have to do with compressive and telsile strength, I calculate and design the mechanical and electrical fittings for the house amongst others....
    Them; (completely lost)
    Me; there goes my 5years in ife.

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  40. Person: WHAT DID YOU STUDY
    ME: MEDICINE
    PERSON: AH, MONEY AND JOB SURE FOR YOU NA
    ME: NA SO
    PERSON FORGET THAT THING ABEG, NA UNA GATHER MONEY PAS

    ANUMPAMA

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    1. Which "medicine"
      Aha native medicine as in dibia, babalawo or winch doctor?

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    2. Ols network...you are well sighted...our very own medic comedian /sokoto corper.
      Don't worry we molest the like button

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  41. But this one is true... my bf studied economics and us from Ijebu. I literally have to tease to get him to splurge a little

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  42. Medicine
    Then you go sabi book
    Me: blank stare

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  43. theatre arts? so you can act? so you can dance? why did you goto study that? theatre arts na simple course na... lol

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  44. What did u study?
    Me: Agriculture
    Ahh, but you don't look it!!!
    Me: I should dress in rags and carry hoe and cutlass?... πŸ˜’πŸ˜–πŸ˜’

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  45. Person: Are you a doctor
    Me: I'm a pharmacist
    Person:Ohh!you assist doctors in decoding their handwriting and give us the drugs
    Me:Wawu

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  46. What are you studying?
    Me: Law
    You: Wow! Iwe ogba! Please don't arrest me d-law
    Me: I said law besides, I'm not a policewoman
    You: Same thing d-law. You go sabi lie sha.
    Me: πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’ Not again! Ode! Errrrrmmmm... Lawyers aren't liars, we only economise the truth.
    You: see...

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  47. Engineering... You must be a tomboy
    Engineering: That means you never had any boyfriend in school

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  48. I am an interior designer. Hmmm,only God knows how beautiful your house is,please ma,do you have the picture of your kitchen in your phone? They all assume you do peoples jobs in your own house

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