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Wednesday, February 14, 2018

Senator Shehu Sani Storms JAMB Office With Anti-Snake Venom And Snake Charmers Over Missing Money

This is hilarious...







Staff of the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB, were on Tuesday morning surprised when the senator representing Kaduna Central, Shehu Sani, stormed their office with anti-snake venom and snake charmers, after a staff claimed a missing N36 Million Cash was eaten by snake.


JAMB Registrar, Ishaq Oloyede, burst into rounds of laughter when the lawmaker presented him with two packs of anti-snake venom and offered the services of two snake charmers to fish out snakes that swallowed huge amount of money.
The exams board said it suspended the staff, Philomena Chieshe, at its Makurdi office following the bizarre claim.


In reaction to the development, the senator visited the JAMB headquarters to ascertain the truth of the matter and to lend his “assistance”. The reason for my presence here is in response to the story that a snake swallowed about N36 million. It is my concern that such a huge amount of money is reported to have been swallowed by a snake.


"I believe the contribution I can make is to bring snake charmers from my constituency to the JAMB office to help them fish out the snake or weed out snakes from their premises,” Mr. Sani said. “If a snake can actually swallow N36 million one day we may wake up in this country to see that a snake has swallowed our foreign reserve or it has swallowed money that was gathered in the TSA."


One of the snake charmers, Tasiu Abdulrasheed, who claimed to have been a professional snake charmer for up to 20 years, said he has never encountered a money-swallowing reptile.
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23 comments:

  1. Our lawmakers are truly clowns. So to them this is a joke. The woman in question should be behind bars until she is ready to say the truth. Which one is snake charmer and anti-snake venom. Bunch of iliterate thieves.

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    1. That money is huge. That woman would have built houses and invested large sum of it. Snake story is just too fake.

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    2. Kai I wonder what u guys intellectual capacity is. So u can realize he’s being sarcastic???? He is just being sarcastic folks. Jeez!!!

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  2. So this country has become a pathetic joke? Men behaving like babies, I don't find this funny 😣

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  3. Is this a joke or what? Fraud has been perpetrated there and instead of arresting the culprits they’re talking about snake venom and charmers! Unbelievable!

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  4. Hahahaha, Philo will vomit that money loolz...snake ni cobra ko..hisss

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  5. I burst out in laughter. So hilarious. Senator sani tried.He went with action and solution. Perhaps, the snake charmers will recover the money from the reptile.
    Lolzzzzzzzzz.

    Official prestige

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  6. Hahahaha hahaha this is hilarious indeed.

    With the rate of corruption in this country the world should do and come to an end.

    and Philomena the sales clark you are just a disgrace to womanhood, you've made Nigeria a laughing stock to the eyes of the world.

    Shame!

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  7. Lol they have succeeded in turning this matter into a huge joke

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  8. Hehehe what a comedy full of errors. Can't deal😂

    Ok bye

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  9. Since we can all believe a fish swallowed Jonah for 3days,why can't we believe a snake swallowed money? Abi na because no be pastor she bi?

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    1. For your information Jonah's story is from the bible and was not narrated or made up by any being. Do not use the word of God in vain. Don't equate the Holy bible with irrelevant trash.

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  10. Honestly this is not funny again, I'm more than being angry. Snake swallow #36m in Nigeria





    *Larry was here*

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    1. See anything is possible in Nigeria. When rats can turn the president's office into their residence and cows occupying the roads instead of cars.

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  11. What did all this agbaya take us for,abi what is all this nonsence

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  12. And this is someone who is supposed to represent a majority in the senate!... Turning a huge case like thing into a joke!!! Nigeria is in deep trouble.

    Hissssssssssss

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  13. Fish swallowed a full fledged man and dropped him harmlessly ashore somewhere in the middle east- You believed it.

    Snake engaged in a discussion with one woman like that and convinced her to eat a forbidden fruit somewhere in the middle east- You believed it.

    A Donkey got upset somewhere in the middle east and shouted at the Oga for flogging him- You believed it.

    Now, our own snake just swallowed ordinary paltry 35 abi 36 million naira JAMB money, and you guys are fuming and ranting in disbelief.

    Why cant we support and believe local contents for once? Haba!

    What the middle eastern snake can do, our own snake can do

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    1. Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah Hahahahahahah oh my Gosh you are officially ridiculous

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  14. Stella I go soon fashi this ur blog o. The kind people wey dey come here tire me. So they can’t see he’s being sarcastic??? Shebi snake swallow am oya see snake charmer to bring an out. Jeez guys.

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