Sunday In House Gists - Comment Section Gists Boulevard

This post recaps some of the interesting gists from the Blog's comment section.

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On Monday in house news, Stella called out the BVs that travelled all the way to IG, and turned themselves to mosquitoes, singing sub stories to BV Pola(Stella's sister friend). She said a particular BV collected 50k from Pola last week. She told BVs that have constructed bungalows in her(Pola's) DM to bulldoze it immediately or she calls them out on the blog. Stella said na orishirishi full Pola's DM, needy o, scammers, etc. She told BVs that she could collect money from Pola to do giveaway but make Dem no dey feel they over smart by taxing behind her back, make she no go run from blog...

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BV Candy gifted BVs Black Slimzy and Golden Tulip with 5k each. Thank you Candy.

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BV Excess3code sent the pictures of HIS handsome boys, Alvis and Aragon. It was Aragon's birthday. Belated happy birthday Aragon and Alvis. Stella after gushing about how cute they were said the one of their shoes looked like Chucky shoes.

BV Excess3code mailed me and said the comments excited his wife and i was quite surprised cos i thought the ID was run by a woman.....Shout out to Chucky and his brother from Stella...

In reaction to Teejay's comment about relationship and marriage, an Anon revealed to Teejay that he/she have been doing midnight prayers and vigil for Teejay to marry his virtuous wife from the blog. The Anon said it can't wait for Zaram and Teejay to become SDK blog Celebrity couple.
Teejay told the Anon that although, there's nothing between him and Zaram for now but he heard from two reliable sources that Zaram is beautiful, doctor's prescription, 3x daily. He said he wishes to have a glimpse of the epitome of beauty. Teejay also said he's focusing on building wealth but wouldn't rule out anything. He thanked the Anon.
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On Tuesday Spontaneous post, BV Triple C revealed that he plans to hold a quiet wedding. No inviting of guests, no gifts or spraying of money, he said it would be devoid of all the razzmatazz that comes with Nigerian weddings. BVs advised him to make sure his prospective bride agrees with his plans make he no go make person daughter miss her dream wedding.
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On Tuesday in house news, Stella told the BV that accuses her of being an agbado blogger anytime she posts news about Nigeria's president to send her account number so that she'd buy him/her same way they allegedly bought her...

No one has responded to my comment, I dont know much you assume i was bought but i will buy you well....Even if you are already rich, the money will be worth it....

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BV Daddy G.O Pikin from the goodness of her heart blessed BV Excess3code's kids with 10k to buy snacks for their birthday. Stella also said she would add some money to it for new Chucky shoes.

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On Wednesday spontaneous post, anon uche onise asked Paris if she saw her "boo's" comment about very quite parlour wedding. The Anon assumed Paris is not on the same page with him. Paris replied him, told him to mind his business and not carry another's on top e head.
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On Wednesday in house news, Stella announced that she'd choose a BV to choose 10 positive BVs eligible for giveaway. She said the giveaway amount would be undisclosed and the chooser would also be gifted some money.
It was BV Osundi's birthday and she sent trucks of recharge cards to celebrate her birthday. Belated happy birthday, Osundi.

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On Thursday spontaneous post, Minister for women affairs, DNA ambassador and advocate, simp Slayer and Amotekun's nightmare, Dante crashed the SDKblog internet when he listed the wife materials on the blog. Amongst the millions of female BVs that comments on the blog, these are the marriageable BVs according to Dante; Ronalda, XP, Supernova, Hydrogen, Amebonawork, Fidel, Miss Aboki, Sluttychic, Slim Shaddy, Ebony Oge, Teacher NK, Cynthia Iyede, Nnukwu Nwanyi, Blackberry and Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir.
Dante was more than shocked that they are above 10.

For not adding SDK to the list list, I hereby declare Dante a non Marriageable male for now until there is receipt that makes me change my mind...I pray God gives him a wife from this Blog that is not on that list to prove to him man proposes but God disposes.....HEHEHEHEHEHE
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BV the Distinguished One did a shout out to BV Fidel, he said admires her blog persona, easy going and respectful ways she calls BVs out even when they eff up. He had the sweetest things to say about Fidel and also prayed for her. BVs lined up under his comment to attest to it. They said Fidel is such a sweet soul and they love, love her. Fidel was so emotional.
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On Thursday in house news, Stella announced that there is so much toxicity on the internet and she would no longer address toxic people as dramatic. She appealed to BV Cynthia Iyede to choose 10 positive BVs including herself for giveaway. She would state why she chose anyone she chooses and if Stella or BVs complain about anyone on the list, they'd be removed. Stella said giveaways will no longer be easy to get. If you're not bringing positivity, you're out. Stella wants to promote a love, toxic free platform.
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On Friday spontaneous post, women and virginity matter brought out legendary BV, Ceaser who was allegedly on sabbatical leave. It didn't just bring him out, BV Numero Uno (,BBM) also came out to support king, Ceaser. Other Kings (Teejay, Dante) also agreed with everything Ceaser had to say.
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On Friday in house news, Stella complained bitterly over overzealous people that rush to wish a birthday celebrant in advance. She told them to be calming down and wish the celebrant on their special occasions or wish them a belated one when it is over ......
Stella also said she's wonderfully and fearfully made, a perfect image of God's creation, made with utmost perfection and blessed with so much beauty. She told BVs and everyone to stop using her to measure their degree of ugliness because according to her, she fine die!!She even begged us to ask the BVs who met her last year in Lagos...The BVs are yet to respond to the allegations..
She also told BVs that wants to advertise their businesses to inbox her. #Werisebyliftingothers.

BVs i go call una out if una no respond to agree or disagree.....
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Saturday, May 18th was BV Jeweluchi Chocolait Noir's birthday. Stella and BVs trooped out enmasse to wish her a happy birthday. Saturday spontaneous post garnered over 300 comments, almost all were prayers and Goodwill messages for birthday girl. Stella also hinted that she sent her some shoki ahn for giveaway. Belated happy birthday, Chocolait Noir, may your life be filled with sweetness and happiness.

Nah she didnt send me money for Shoki aaaaah...She sent me N100K and i want to invest into two businessnes so they will remember Jeweluchi Chocnoir for it....So we will call it the JEWELUCH CHONOIR BIZ GIVEAWAY......

Who are those that even need Business top up?Please if you have been AWOL, stay AWOL and dont come out to respond oh
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When BVs were busy celebrating Jeweluchi, an Anon was preaching forgiveness for ex blog rat. The Anon was forming Jesus and maybe wanted to bear his sins on the cross. Stella simply told the oversabi BV to gerrarahea.
One of the Blog's "last junior" Galactico is keeping BVs on their feet. Some BVs are accusing him of being the infamous internet rat while others are saying that nwa nza no Sabi shishi about football. BVs are watching the ID with 5D glasses.

We no go see/hear laburu. BV Ryah almost choked on boiled potatoes but mercy said no.

Till I come your way next week, smell nice, look good, dress well and leave wahala for who get am.
Dearest BVs, pls, make sure to patronize me this week, I promise you it's the best thing you'd do for you, thank you.

I sell perfumes from N5K and N10K as well.......

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