Memo To Those Who Want Mama Dolphin The Tohtoh Fixer's Contact.

                                    
This is an urgent memo to the female blog visitors who have been bombarding me for 'mama dolphin' the tohtoh fixers phone number ...Mama dolphin cooks full sized chicken for the purpose of making the female privates taste like honey and sugar mixed together to confuse a lover into becoming a state mugu!..lol

First and foremost,her name is not Mama Dolphin,the adage was coined because she lives around the Dolphin axis and not inside the Dolphin estate.
If you have been going there to harass people,na you sabi.



As for those who said i advertised her business by blogging about what she does,those people are so very funny..so if i blog about shit smelling,i have helped Mr 'agbepo' advertise his shit pumping machine?
The essence of blogging is to educate those who need be,it is your prerogative if you use the knowledge you gain for other purposes.

A particular lady added me last night and said she needed Mama dolphins number as a matter of urgency,I asked her why and she said''I am number three and it seems he is about to take number four''.

I was confused until she explained that she is the third wife and her hubby is about to take number four and she wanted mama dolphins services to secure her place.....she added it was urgent and i had to help her and that ''it is a matter of life and death''

I asked her ''what if the number four has already been to Mama dolphin?''
She replied that the man go craze be that.
I asked her ''you wan chop fawul''?
She replied ''yes,i wan chop fowl.Stella,i know you have the number,please help a sister out!
I asked her ''so you don't want the fourth?''
She replied ''the fourth is not my problem,i don't want him to loose focus on me''

I promised to get her the number in the morning because it was late and she said okay.
I have the number of a lady who renders the services of mama dolphin but i was scared of giving it to this lady who sounded so desperate and i was scared for the man she had in mind....scared because i do not believe that Mama dolphin jargon works...sex is in the mind and a lady with slippers tohtoh can blow a mans mind if she moves her waist well...LMAO!

I pinged her this morning and played a joke on her.
I said''I have gotten mama dolphins number but the lady who gave it out wants 100k for it''
She sent the BB laughing smiley and i sent a lol and ignored her.

I checked back after 10minutes and she had deleted herself from my contact!..LWKMD!
I don't know if she ran because of the money or if she had developed cold feet overnight but i am blogging this because i am scared for her husband.

I saved her location which she sent to prove she wasnt too far from mama dolphin,saved the chat which has a name of which i can trace her if i want BUT i want her to add me back so that i can preach some sense into her....lady add me back or i will find you.....(just kidding)

Lady if you use jazz on your husband you will loose him.The other two wives let you come in,so let someone else come in,that man does not belong to any of his wives,he is public property since he cannot keep his vows to one woman....just be a good person and your place will be secure...and Please leave God out of this.

Lady's out there,know this,mama dolphin might work for you in the beginning but when it expires and he begins to land you hot slaps and kicks,do not call it Domestic violence and begin to cry wolf...If you shop in the devils mall,be sure you are taking home counterfeit!

By the way,i hope there is no Papa Dolphin out there who attends to men?That would be disastrous oh!